/brit/
/brit/
first
Got the Zombies on
hello brits
"watching the basketball" edition btw
nth for Carly Rae Jepsen
nth for stuntpegg
walled
first for him^
rorkeishly pooing and farting in my smelly bedroom
trying a different niccy pouch brand
I wish I had a cat
rorke buying some rice
someone said they permanently recess your gums and it scared me so im back to sucking the 'apes
im moving to the uk or germany inshallah
wot one
on the proper snus meself
Carly Rae Jepsen stuns with tree.
Rorkeypop STUNS in new binki pic
mad how you little brown parasites get the notion in your head of coming here and get all giddy with joy at the thought of leaching
actual demons
barry1066 add me on anuscord
it's called 4nx. stupid name, how are you supposed to ask for a pack of that without sounding like a twat. mint flavour
that sounds made up
Let's fuck
Delete this anon and stop asking people to do it
you will be warned or banned for it
the missus ready to receive 3 BBCs in all holes at the same time
rorke went woke
why does she not want your penis?
I am a chicken.
all the stars are in tonight!
any good?
usually get nordic spirit
got a sensitive soul me. eyes got a bit watery just from thinking about the story of argos.
she does, but she wants more
um
Rate my cock
StuntPegg hand job from behind while whispering ball knowledge in my ear>>>>>>>
the story of argos.
tell us what happened lad? you get called racist in there?
Might become a motorcycle guy. Would be cool to ride a motorcycle all the way to Alaska
canslads loves his fucking cans
they're ok, i mainly tried them because they're a bit cheaper
I am clapping
StuntPegg
wanna know what i would say to her if i met her?
i reckon he shoves them up his arse
as i was typing out the post i went to specify that i was referring to odysseus' dog but then i thought na the boys on /brit/ would love a chance at making a shite joke about argos the shop so i left it as is. love shite /brit/ jokes you see. they make me smile.
I unironically love slutcore music
Love noncing the cans, lad
trans girls <3
fanny on the 'log
xx
just seen Timmy's crush in the catalogue
wtf!? is this true canslad?
everyone says British food is the worst and most disgusting, you should be overjoyed with the culinary contributions i am about to provide to your ungrateful country when i close a beans on toast shop and open my own kebab shop
xx
*bends over and blasts poo all over you*
stuntpegg bbc backshots
lucky for you theres a daily general over at Anon Babble about motorcycles
:D
got the bach keyboard concerto in d minor on
Sure, lad
I do it while celebrating my 47th birthday and dressing up in Judge Dredd outfits
Could say you're spaino, would be less words
scermewaing
erm
A southern accent. A southern accent in my Northwest
name on based grangler
wuhhh wuhh british food wuhh wuhh
boring
POO SCREAMING
poo fucking SCREAMING
say that again
You are worse than negros
Having shaved pubes is really not on. Very uncomfortable
leftypol's boldest post yet
you would come here, take one bite out of a greggs sausage roll and weep tears of sorrow for nothing you make could ever come close
test
YHE BINBLE
um
I don't remember
based (you) harvester
nogwaffle on the filter
i love Somalis on the internet even though i never met one in real life i am so jealous of Europeans because they get to meet a lot of somalis
...where's her cock?
um
where's her willy?
poo um
Be honest lads
Who would win this battle
25 Americans
25 Canadians
25 Brits
25 Australians
No weapons and it's a free for all
This fuels the saxon
bbc posting has lost its mojo
can't be arsed anymore since I got myself a real gf
It's working, spaino
Now, what will you pretend about me this time, lad?
watching one of them stuntpegg videos but i only clicked on it cuz are pie's in it
absolute state of peckham
lagos 2.0
bruh go talk to your gf instead of posting cuck shit on Anon Babble :skull:
sir stunt pegg
fucking hell in awe at the size of those feet
POO WANKING
I'M BARRY1066 ON CUNTCORD ADD ME OR YOU'LL GET AIDS
Chinky said they'll have my plump pimp meal ready in 5. How the hell do they do it
why would you possibly be jealous of zoomalians
Just reported a certain post to the police
just witnessed a man get a perma ban on a server for that exact kind of language
if randomly selected from the population aussies definitely
drunk and watching classic top gear
I seek help
was it the poo wanking one
feetfags should be made to massage ballerina's toes
they’re very funny i heard that muslims in the uk use somali slang because that’s how influential and funny somalis are i will be a roadman once i am allowed entry into the uk
um ok
this is just straight up nonceposting
I will make it a woman
um
nigga apple
Is that a Canadian man
not fooling anyone
clueless gimp
I wish was Australian
If it works, dude.
who am i fooling
Get out of my way
dont know where she's from but she is circumcised so might be american
why is this mong on a vpn pretending to be a 'sheed
what a grim way to spend a saturday evening
Was assuming he used an Irish one to pretend to be like he did last time and started saying I was 47
ugly fucked up feet wouldn't discourage a fetish just as ugly people don't stop attraction to beautiful people
I have no tolerance for this sort of thing, filtered him instantly
Chicken lives
the heart, Ramone
aim for the heart
sucking a diet coke
why
how to filter
I don't intend on failing.
UM
shaking my pasty thing to dreams by fleetwood mac again
they would if they were in the bedroom with them
So
me too lad
i also wish i was american
pasty
corr could go for one of them right now
well rorke?
Im die to cum on a ballerina's toes and massage the cum into their skin like lotion
They can have sex
Good.
haven't eaten meat since Monday
Every edition of /brit/ is well funny. It's like Red Nose Day every edition in here
I will make it a rooster
listening to Radiohead and having a little cry to myself
i'll give you a red nose gay cunt
The oracle
shut up lad we don't need to know every song that comes on shufle
got west end girls on x
Cool.
nigga heil hitler
strutting about the house with no kit on
heartlily recommended x
Wham Rap! (Enjoy What You Do?) playing at the moment
Let's shit together.
What happens in Bristol
I had the same humour.
that's next on my shuffle :D
gay bumming
I bum an incredible amount of man arse
finally tracked down that new f1nn vid we were all buzzing about in the last thread
2/10
So bad.
Aren't furries just paedophiles
Pope's dead
cockmogs me by far
umm thats a delicious tranny cock thats been ruined by circumcision
did the man lick the balls?
fascinating
MENTAL what they're wearing nowadays
Aldi workers?
Red.
why the fuck would you call your child wankard pooser
fine your last name is pooser and you're a proud pooser
but why wankard. it's not even a real name
I saw it.
starting up my 6th playthrough of Frostpunk
the toasted subway melt is fucking mint
Hispanic
i like that one but i think they changed the recipes and not sure if you can get it anymore
Get the child workers on the go
going to cause anarchy and revolt over my decision of introducing soup
now that the dust has settled, what was meant by this?
what fun life is
what joy
endless joy
i am learning
Have no motivation to do anything. Was going to watch a movie but it's getting late.
Me too
um
What book are you reading at the moment lads?
loli feet
in bed lads
anyone want to join xx
um
watching Hell or High Water (2016)
have the BIG cans
still not opened
Might just sleep instad lads
Dune by Frank Herbert
Think i have oral cancer
good film that
would be sensible xx
reading all the fiends of hell by Adam neville it's a bit shit
Good film by a great Scottish director
that sounds like an interesting story. reading a clash of kings, it's alright
Today's historical figure is Jerry Lee Lewis
I also like the outlaw king but wish he'd used a Scottish actor cant stand people putting on Scottish accents nobody has ever done it well
anyone thinking about anything?
...
Caught a Pikachu in Pokemon Red. Well chuffed I am
yeah loads
WHOOOOOAAAAA!!!!
Plenty of actors can do perfect Scotch accents
Name 3
Tony B liar
sean connery, ewan mcgregor, peter capaldi
rorke
rorkes dar
rorkes nan
Name three non Scottish people
donald trump, jackie chan, emma watson
ya wee jobbeh
wangling the wilbert
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep and Lolita.
Have become a right arty boy these last couple years. Film camera, wee journal that I bring with me to scribble in and do some sketches when I'm out and about, listening to records while I paint. Proper gay shite like haha
aff tae bed
youtube.com
Lads, the pub across the way is playing this
I feel like crying. Forgot how this song makes me feel. It's beautiful
How big's your dick?
the master and margarita
just took off my socks
Just finisheda reread of A Canticle for Leibowitz and now trying to decide between starting on Moby Dick or In the Mountains of Madness. What do you reckon lad?
Might put the footy manager on, not sure if I should continue at everton or join a new club. Wanted a save where I managed the same team for ages but everton just aren't doing it for me.
Let's see, I will cut your back off.
got the tchaikovsky piano trio on
Seen a peng ting at da store
Now cant get her off my mind
x
mental how third person shooters peaked with Max Payne and never got any better
quite average
Brit meetup at canslad abode
Forum rules.
Lads got the creative juices flowing
I've only read Moby Dick out of those two and it was great
building a child sex android are we
queens died lads
Which one? For my money, Max Payne 3 has the best gunplay in any TPS. Even if it's not as good a package as the first 2.
Come on.
i'd love an artsy bf haha
All this nerd talk about books and videogames is why yous lot are not out shagging at 10:30pm on Saturday.
just hated the unskippable bits in max payne 3 fucked the repeatability
In Ireland.
no it was in scotland
On island.
Haha I fucking hate queers though so fuck off yeah?
Yeah that's fair. Was a nice one and done for me though.
Egyptian socks with little pharoahs and pyramids on them
Fuck the whole British isles.
My missus would be fuming if I was out shagging on a Saturday mate
well that's just very rude isn't it
especially considering you're posting in our general
are you going to apologise?
I have gotten an idea.
Whoa...
Lad, that's racism and we don't stand for that
reading the top 30 classical composers list by classic fm
of course top 3 are bach, mozart and beethoven duh but then next is hildegard von bingen who i only know because i remember a poster about her from music class in my school
i do
Was talking to my mates about music earlier at the pub and it came out that none of them listen to music to feel things and I couldn't believe it. Every last one of them just sticks on some random upbeat tune from their Spotify liked songs and that's it. They never indulge in a depressing album or a contemplative album or one that complements the weather/season or anything. Just pop/rap to make good noises at them.
My missus
Yeah sure thing poindexter.
“Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace.”
Words to live by
had to slip a woman in didn't they
Based racism lad. Thoughts on Ye's latest?
Yes.
love love LOVE it
however he's still a smelly nigger
*shags you rotten*
Honoré de Balzac
Honoré de Ballsack
just so endlessly fascinated by what must be going through his addled little mind
What do you do?
you sad? i miss you
The city is angry
my name is roland garros
BRUNSON LETSGO
25 americans, you lot are mental when it comes to winning
I am not English.
SHAKE IT BABY SHAKE IT COME ON SHAKE IT BABY SHAKE IT
I hate the Celtics chucking 3pt spammers so goddamn much
Prove it.
harry kane got to celebrate his first professional trophy today
a lot of people seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of artists and albums, i wonder how they've found the time to have listened to it all. i'm more prone to find one album i love then listen to it repeatedly until i'm sick of it
I pace around my house whilst disassociating but I rarely go outside and if I do I drive
an unsatisfying orgasm was just had by yours truly
We dont really do much fisticuffs though because we all have AKs in the trunk. Feel like fist fighting is more common on the isles
haha that's funny, i bet you get a lot of banter with that name lol
do you play tennis? fly an aeroplane maybe? lol
I drive
alri real human bean
barry1066 add me on cuntcord I'm a mong
I am not English.