/brit/

/brit/

i best stock up in rice then i suppose i already have made several boxes full of hard tack

that john locke?

doing a read on the events that took place in the year of my birth.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998

labor gone and dumped the only jew AND the only muslim from cabinet on the same day
albo on a madone

youtube.com/watch?v=7Rzirn3nmRI

voca.ro/151mqqAr2XjN

bros this paki vs indian thing is getting out of hand
i.4cdn.org/pol/1746839575975710.gif

The lovely lovely Armageddon

That sausage roll in the fridge has got my name on it

i just killed myself

THAIIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

any cocteau twins man in

not being sent a factsheet by your local member of parliament on your birthday

What a shithole.

almost

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO

more of a boa man but yh x

wish i was '99 chad
why couldnt i be born in a quads year...

I would kill myself if I received this

what month

crazy to be born in the same year as one of beckhams kids, makes me feel old

maybe

used to be in the mafia but they kicked me out for being a police informant, i begged them to let me stay but they were quite insistent that i go

POOMBAYA MY LORD POOMBAYA

wait nvm fikename lel
21st september 1999 you were born

I think I figured out my gimmick. Introducing

GIMMICK LAD (me)

My gimmick is gimmicks. I come out with a load of crazy whacky gimmicks. I discuss gimmicks, I rate gimmicks, I invent gimmicks.

I am gimmick lad.

humming peter's theme from peter and the wolf to myself softly

what is the state of the Italian-Australian mafia in the year of our lord 2025?

qld only state mentioned

dawson only electorate mentioned

2020

kek you got sent this by george christensen, literal paedo spending half the year in the philippines

think they do a lot of drug dealing and contract killings
mental how drug dealing used to be absolutely forbidden in the original mafia but now it's their main source of income

*scans the aussie register for lads born in queensland on 21st september 1999*

should have stuck to prostitution and sports betting

cherry-coloured funk :3

why did they put the fucking columbine massacre on there omd

got the espadrilles on and a glass of sparkly water before bed

She is perfect

what year ?

every year

youtube.com/watch?v=n3SaCwKDL3Y

fat spilling out of her outfit

yep.. that's a good slampig right there

1999 nothing special

any of you lads like willy?

I'll slam your pig in a minute

any of you lads like willy?

yeah willys a good lad

:(

who's willy?

Has India blown up yet?

thumbnail looks a bit like this

sir willy liker

Why old man?

Don't act like you wouldn't fuck a girl with a bit of meat on her bones

ah yes.. high school...

sir fat fucker

I am a dog.

sir toby grangler

Hmm.

Sir Walt Disney!!

i've got ants lads

Grow up.

youtube.com/watch?v=3QwZjhHcLZk

this is what they listen to at nba games these days

No one's blowing up my India

just scratched me anus

Cool.

did blood come out?

we have walt disney at home

Yeah...

no wtf

thants

Where is the sea?

Nice cock.

Weird month lads,
I got brutally murdered for a film. I'm going out on a small tour guitar teching and possibly playing a sax solo every night in a blazer and a chapeau. I might be helping slap together an anime conference.
Why the fuck does this all just feel like work?

um

v.r. veedeo

I don't understand any thing you are saying.

That’s a man with a penis

um

this is not safe for work

my boss almost fired me over this

Just decorked the josh

no cum whats the point?

i quite like that dark brown-yellow split hair style

Correct.

My phone won't even let me play it

I always wondered about that stuff

Send sexy girls.

really want to reply to a certain comment but it requires to much thought and focus to answer earnestly

haha no games on your phone haha!

No fucking idea

never knew how good we had it

give example

jacinda needs my babies

Haha

I got three weeks off work to do non work shit (and toil is being very, very cool about this). Doing a bit part in an indie film, jumping on a local tour with a band, and playing audiovisual tech for a week while I hang with nerds... ... I'm glad work isn't docking my vacation time for this, because it really just stresses me out like work does.

essem cavium

Near eastern issued.

I'm having sex with my body

It has been requested of you on more than one occasion not to pop the Josh.
Why have you popped the Josh?

no

So what is to be done?

Thank you for issuing me a near eastern. I look forward to its arrival.

Is it me or is reddit very lefty nowadays? It’s mostly commies and trannies. And I’m not even a pol

Pakistan is beating India in a war
lmao

Haha

josh poppers?

When I go to the UK I will make sure to make as many white women as possible pregnant.

yeah welcome to 20 years ago

right, how do i block the egypt flag then
used to be a ublock thing
no, i'm not downloading 4virgins x

Shit.

Would you feel differently about Israel if Yoshi was from there?

did you see that poodicrous display last night

yeah its good if they take the indians down a few pegs

The maximum possible amount is zero. Please enjoy your trip.

boards.Anon Babble.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-eg)

I thought he was

No.

Plapistan

The dinosaur?

cheers

I can't drive.

Please do not pop the Josh.

Honestly British women find me somewhat attractive I have flirted with them.

No.

Churchill Sphinx

Schwifty five

Both, motherfucker.

My short, well dressed, batshit crazy Japanese tour manager?

Sure.

So.

Honestly, between hormones in the milk, and hormones in the birth control, even the handful that aren't naturally barren will not be giving birth to your swarthy spawn.

where's his hat
and his booze

I drank them
... Hat daiquiri. Highly recommended.

Just die.

i've never had sex without paying for it

I am not swarthy I am Irish and polish

lost to the sands of time

Grim

you'll have to make me one of those when I get home ;)

why do yanks fall over themselves to post here

Yeah.

same lad, same x

daddy has the same birthday as winston churchill
and samuel clemens / mark twain

Ask him.

think it was charlie sheen who said he doesn't pay prostitutes for sex he pays them to leave (implication of course being that even in a relationship you're still paying for it, in one way or another, but she lazes around afterwards)
i think that's a very astute observation

We love you

What's wrong with that?

Spam.

horrid vile slags
would

Can't fucking sleep, that's my sleep schedule fucked yet again fuck sake

Imagine fucking them in the ass after watching a football match and drinking stout

reckon he's onto something with that

I'll get the maid outfit on now, and get the key limes and grapefruits juiced. This shit won't just blow your mind, it will change your sexuality.

Genetics.

I've never had sex

there's winston churchill dressed in drag he used to be a british flag plastic bag what a drag

I don't think I will, but I've been wrong once before.

get the wank had

?

sly cooper

ah yes
the be bi spell
we'll be hearing about that a little bit later

Love war

Hmm.

sir wank schedule

the frog was a prince the prince was a brick the brick was an egg the egg was a bird
haven't you heard?

What wank?

So you'll be bi in a bit?
The social lube just needs ice, blending and hat.
The anal lube just needs application.
All shall be right in the world, right fuckin quick.

Honestly my only issue with going to the UK is that I have a somewhat thick southern accent

You saw me?

mine's usually schedule around y afternoon coffee but the benefits of getting an edge going have been gaining traction with me

*^____^*

The wank I just had, because I got busy wankin' and didn't waste time with questions.

And youre a sperg

Cool.

oh but we love country boys ;) xx

I'm not having anal bum sex with a canadian
captcha: KMART

needs more hat

Never had a prostitute over to my place
Every time I bought one I went to a brothel

My autism is focused on animals history and space. I Accidently taught myself basic physics

Looks so icy cold and citrus refreshing

not yet

Is lazlow going to be in gta 6?
No lazlow, no buy

reckon the world's a bit different when you're charlie sheen tbf

Sir Dogshit Zinger

There is a real rock formation that looks like an American. Local translation roughly means 'USA special entry'

the strawberry is its hat
yes it's very lovely and nice

oh dang that's me

Une fraise n'est pas un chapeau.

The most autistic thing I did was learn French because of total war Napoleon

I learned Latin because I was a romaboi

I speak Portuguese and Spanieh because I like to make jokes with coworkers

be bi spell
or
bleep libs
or
ely blips
or
bill espy (libel spy)

I bought two Charlie Sheen shirts in 2011
One about having tiger blood and another about having only one speed (go)
what am I like

Shy and polite to a fault, with a darkness to your sense of humour that only comes out in really close company or when you're shittered.

learning languages is considered autism now?
you've all gone too far with this

huge rube

I took an anger management class when I was 23

I mean I learned French because I was obsessed with napoleon I think he is the coolest man in recent history

it is if I say it is

sucking on emma brapson's hemorrhoids while free ride plays in the buttground

at least you turned that austim into a life skill, I just clocked thousands of hours on map LARP games

Why is tonight's food wearing this morning's food?

learning English is a necessity
learning anything else is a hobby

The curse of being anglo is that there is no reason to learn anything else so the only people who do are autistic

I think it's more of a simple humble brag, like "I'm such a boss-tier shagger that the whores I invite over fall in love with me and never want to leave."

everyone would hate you but in a tsundere way, people would like the accent deep down

eating toast

that's fine
I mean I've heard he was a bit of a dick but it's perfectly normal

Got bricked up by the rape scene in peep show

love how he's become more jaded and pessimistic over his career. at this point he has basically accepted that 95% of his beloved oceanlife is fucked

you can not eat the duck
I will make very bad things happen if you attempt it

reckon he'll be posthumously outed as a massive nonce

Will you curse me with indigestion?
Because that fucker looks tasty.

no way, can't believe it, not a chance

not going to happen he's a good lad

I say this as a victim...
He was a passionate and thorough lover.

think we'll just agree that you don't know what autism is and that the term has become meaningless (as was shown by a canadian study) and leave it at that

shut up bitch

yeah that's fair, it is kind of the new ADHD. my mum thinks I'm autistic but I'm just a regular run of the mill sperg.

i look like penn badgley except a lot less handsome

truly wonder how much is his own opinions and how much is him reading a script

Wish a sexy and agreeable woman would come knock on my door

Done that fool

he acts creepy around women on chat shows
the guy who investigated jimmy savile has said there's still a major "untouchable" nonce at the bbc

watching the BBC right now

you wouldn't even know what to do with her, I'm not saying I would either buts let's be honest here

wanking a BBC right now

yeah that's david walliams leave our national treasure alone

David's bitch. Not yours.

dubs

fucks sake

not sure if david walliams was ever funny

hate being 5'11
wish i was tall
women like tall lads

my favourite colour is unironically brown
don't get me wrong, i'm still racist

5'11" is reasonably tall
I mean it's not very tall but it's certainly not short

Women have no idea if I'm 5'10" or 6'3".
Some like the idea of 185+cm, but these are less likely to know what 6' looks like.

you tower over me :3

tfw 5'10 ricecel

I wish I was a baller I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I had a girl if I do I will call her I wish I had a rabbit and a hat and a bat

not by woman standards :(

you... don't have sex with rice?

if i was british and had ancestors sailed to new world, new land, new hope, i would be part of boston brahmin families and joined skull and bones club at yale and would never heard about Anon Babble and /brit/ general

brutal standards in korea
should move imo

tfw i'm a truest true khhvcel in my own rice country

honestly i'm 6'2 and i don't notice people's height unless they're really short like 5'8 or less
i'd imagine you could probably get away with lying to women pretty easily

you... don't have sex with consonants?

I disagree

a bigger girthier willy
or having blue eyes
or being 2 inches taller
or being rich
;
any of these id be sorted
but no, god fucking despises me

don't want to shag fatties thanks :)

mental how i could pin you down and put my fat cock in your mouth for no reason whatsoever

I'm a subhuman but at least I come from a rich family, it should be illegal for short people to breed unless their net worth is at least £1.5 million

Both girls i had sex with were of average weight (im malaponte)

um

that's not very nice brendan

Started balding at 19. Much worse than height

I'm going to tell you the truth: you fellas are nuts

that's not nithe you say b?

girls openly mock manlets
balding not as much
never see any "no baldies" on dating apps desu

any junkie man in? what's your poison? opioid man myself

daddy was balding when I met him when he was 18 and he was and is lovely

nah baldies get a lot of shit too

you've pooed your bum,
you've pooed your bum,
you've pooed your bum, it's true,
i smelled your waste,
in a crowded place,
and i don't know what to do,
cos you smell of wee and poo

pope bob

having a panic attack agh ahg ah ahahhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scrombobulating

anxious man outside my window going agh ahg ah ahahhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

got a few spare valiums on me, wish i could share one with you x

alcohol and tobacco myself

I'm addicted to kratom >:(

Might try kratom

i'm older than all my coworkers (i'm 30 and they're all in their early 20s) except for one guy who's 45 and the only one i get along with and respect

wish i were with you too :0 i'd suck you off though :]

what do you do

45 sounds so grim. Dont want to live that long

have just spotted jupiter through the window

Firing poos out my arse like a Gatling gun

farm work

just caught uranus through your camera

it can be good for pain and can also be very cozy but careful if you start using it daily

more or less convinced that my current life is fake and if i "kill myself" then i'll wake up into my actual life

A huge defect of contemporary politics is that it is often seen as impolite or impartial to bluntly call things what they are.

Joe Bogan asking guest if he's evah troyed Day Em Tay

looking at wembs

well i thought 25 would be ancient when i was a teenager, then i passed 25 and then some, getting older is a humbling experience

Joymie, foind thayt cleep... yeah, thayt wun...

lol