/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

Bigot sandwich

How am I supposed to eat this

I don't believe you. If that were true you would be white peoples friend and I refuse to believe otherwise

we're so carefree

Asians vote democrat dumbass

i wholeheartedly believe a single week in my truecel life would drive most normalniggers to suicide

Blacks are legally allowed to kill white people in the united states

Asian is code for anti-White

You joke because niggers are violent, in spite of the fact whites were ACTUALLY allowed to lynch niggers at a point

business idea: semen

this is white in the us

the police are the biggest gang in america

No they weren't
That's just a anti white blood libel

It was never “ACTUALLY allowed.” It was extrajudicial vigilante justice, as a result of the government refusing to enforce the laws; impunity for rapists, etc

me and my homies are the biggest gang
popo ain't shit, RT

And whites weren't held accountable for it so it was allowed
Emmett till

Arepas, delicious

huh, whar?

americans treat politics like sports

If you were specific race, you'd conform to my expectations of you

He sexualy harassed and attempted to rape a innocent white girl and rightfully got what was coming to him
His father was also executed for raping white women Italy during ww2
The victim in that story is the white girl who was attacked not the negro who was trying to rape her

They lynched my race (italians) and yet I still have to feel guilty for black people getting lynched

Me unironically

explain this libtard

Are you complaining about the government refusing to enforce laws on whites regarding vigilante acts committed because the government refused to enforce laws on blacks

There's no evidence of this
He wasn't given a trial
Women lie
If the races were reversed your opinion would be totally different because you're a dumb npc who can't see beyond skin deep
Never said you have to feel guilty disefano

Yeah and that has led to the destruction of this country

dont call me distefano thats an anti italian american slur

And I know these niggas 'bout to judge me now (And I know these niggas 'bout to judge me now)
Started off when we was hangin' out (Started off when we hangin')
Told my cousin not to tell nobody (Please, no, don't tell nobody)
People tell me take it to my grave ("Truth will set you free someday")
I don't think they understand, that I'm not attracted to a man (They thought I was gay)

If the races were reversed

But they weren’t. There are practically zero WMBF rapes, at least relative to the reverse

If you don't like it then do something about it, wop ass guido jersey shore looking bitch

Being white is illegal in the united states

when my favorite cafe forgor my order i eventually went up and mentioned it was lost and a different receptionist than the one that originally took my order, without any question about reciepts or other double checking to see if i had actually ordered anything, got started on a new one. i bet i could have abused this to get a free order on any decently busy day but obviously i'm white so I wouldn't ever do that.

high trust society check passed. living in one is awesome man.

American culture centres around killing whitey

Men of all races should be considered equal, while women of all races should be subjugated

I wanna culturally appropriate some brown booty

we need more loser women. i'm not interested in run of the mill successful neurotypical females. i want women who have no social circles, who are complete shut-ins, who are profoundly autistic and strange and cannot mesh into society as a result. i like talking to autists and weirdos, some of the only interesting people out there. but there's a lot more weird guys than weird girls, and then there's a meta-layer where normal girls pretend to be weird to appeal to weird guys, usually with the intention to take their money.

sadly, this'll never happen because support and attention for women basically emerges wherever a girl goes. men just don't have that kind of safety net, we have to build our own.

Women like that exist but they look and behave nothing like what anime portrays them as

I can't stop gooning to white girls

Lunch was lentils and a baked potato

Hentai manga ARE pretty wholesome. I have 300gb of hentai manga and it's all good natured and pure love erotica.

i want women who have no social circles, who are complete shut-ins, who are profoundly autistic and strange and cannot mesh into society as a result

they don't exist, women are herd creatures

Thoughts?

nor do they look like what anime portrays them as
fat loser retard shut-ins with acne have this perception that all women are these elegant beautiful creatures like they see in their japanese cartoons, when the truth is that many of them are disgusting beasts just like these male losers

does mr. loch ness live there?

good day for a swim

kiss her in the buttery

lol, just lol

nice if warm and minimally buggy

Interesting convo at the public house last night:

If - by whatever reason - Canada was annexed or purchased by the US, that would make us citizens, right?

If only of a territory, but yes.

We have a tendency to bend or break international law in times of violence and duress, right?

I don't like where you're going with this, but yes. Some of our low and mid ranking military and police officers tend to go off script.

If we wait until we get annexed, THEN start committing grievous infractions of the Geneva Conventions, it's just crimes because it's no longer an international incident, right?

The three letter people will still torture and kill you over it, and if we're American subjects, they no longer need to cross a border to do it. You'd wind up in a gulag in northern Manitoba or something, but it could be fun.

Made a reply

I don’t care about fighting a guerrilla war for our jeetpocalypse economic zone full of retarded clapping seals who keep consenting to their own genocide

the thought of me having sex with a woman is just completely foreign, I can't even a imagine a girl even talking to me

I'm thinking about starting up a gulag in northern Manitoba. If they send me enough like-minded prisoners, I could have a house AND a labour force. We could all get shittered on Sundays and take Mondays off. Maybe do a 3 day work week.

Then go to south brazil and have sexxx with a german girl?

I wonder how much Trump cares about getting to the bottom of that assassination attempt
It seems pretty obvious that the secret service was in on it to some degree. If I was trump, I'd be pretty pissed off and paranoid but he doesn't seem very committed to figuring out how it happened. I would obsess over it and make public spectacles of the people involved

It was a pr stunt

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks, goy

I'm white and I've only had sex with 2 white women but 8 brown women, 4 Asian women, and 3 black women (0 Indian of both types)

It was so inside, Trump bankrolled it. Have you seen his ear since? Like nothing happened...
Nothing
At
All

terrible bait

Hard G there, Yehudi.

I wan to have sexxx with a gaúcha

eating some shart cooterie but i don't like the olives so i'm setting them aside

I'm addicted to porn

Grow up

why did a notoriously undisciplined unit fuck up an assassination attempt on not-even-the-president

wdym, i must be at least 18 years old to post on this website

Sick and tired of these stinky latinxs

doesn’t care for olives

Sad!

Same bro

I remember when I was 15 and would get rock hard and cum loads to fully clothed women
Now I'm 26 and can barely get horny when I see nude models

Ye tweakin

Sick and tired of these stinky latinxs

latinx

get the fuck out of here i always write white on the forms and no one gives a fuck first generation european with an european passport and citizenship

YEEZE NUTS

softcore doesnt do much after a while
instead of going the fetish route id recommend something heteronormative like "asa akira double blowjob"

Latin already has a neutral gender.
It's Latin.

porn addiction and it's consequences

Latrinx

shut up latinxs

the only reason you'd say latinX is if:

you're a troon, because troons came up with it
or
you're trying to troll the latins who don't like troons and don't like their word being troonified and used to refer to all of them

I guess if you want to take being Quebecois into account. Still just Latin, even in French.
I'm Mexican the hard way - the wrong kind of Roman, the wrong kind of Celt, and the wrong kind of Indio, from different parts of the family.

If I had a really big cock - thick and long and hard, could I become the layabout househusband of a wealthy careerist woman? Just be the meat she needs and otherwise hang around getting high and playing vidya?

You guys really have problems with your subcultures

currently spinning in my chair

gut starting to tighten

warm farts that smell kind of sweet

oh yeah, it's diarrhea time

if youre a great fuck and a sub then yes

that's not how women work

quintessentially american post

When I'm really lonely I like to jack off to texts/snapchat/tinder conversations and pretend I'm the guy that is being messaged. This makes me feel really good during but I feel like total shit after

most women get angry when they see men relaxing so probably not, plus she can get cock any time

i wish i were addicted to porn instead of addicted to food because it’s starting to make me fat

are there any patriotic rap songs

I'm addicted to both, and weed.

based slob

you need to go all in on one vice so that you barely think about eating or sleeping

fucking losers, imagine being addicted to food and porn

lol beaner

Going back now

and weed and booze and cigaretttes and boobies and coffee

that post made me sad. im gonna have a drink

it go down

the good ones are too expensive for me

How DO women work?

Poorly.

T7me fir bed(3:13pm)

are you okay?
am i okay?

You forgot trying to amplify infighting within their Bioleninist coalition

Ah, non. Je suis le haricoteur.

youtu.be/M3TlO8fF8E4
This is currently the hottest song on the streets
and therefore

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

Bioleninists must hang.
Mechastalinism reigns supreme.

oh say can you see
dead kids at wound' knee
bravely shot alotta'
innocent Lakota
their blood by the gallon
stains the soil we walk on
for the land of the white
might will always make right~

Oh okay

they already infight
almost like contrarian ideologies never work in practice

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

I would Tina Fey

My room reeks of cat food.

Nah, we do the beans-squash-corn thing up here too. A beaner by any other name... spends as much time in the hardware store?

How about Tiny Fag

That's my tiny fag. Get your own.

first thing in the morning
kettle clicks, my warning
grinds, cup, water boiling
lap it up, off to toiling

Going to GY6 swap a ruckus for low cost hooning

thats the ugliest bike ive ever seen in my life

Yes and I love it. They're meant to be ugly and goofy, because imagine getting gapped by this thing in your v6 mustang

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1746905895048720.webm

I've decided to adopt a child

Please don't molest it

I sometimes feel like I don’t want to live anymore.

I've decided to go skeet shooting in about 4 years.

Why in 4 years? It's a blast, btw, highly recommend

Brian…

riding on an ugly bike
riding bitch, I got a dyke
"suck my dick?"; she says "sike"
might as well ride on a trike
paint it pink like the girls like
self respect? take a hike
get a deal with women's Nike
spit woke shit at open mic
impale my penis on a pike
from men, get one collective yike
because I rode an ugly bike

single men aren't allowed to adopt

single men are allowed to pay a surrogate

How is this fair.

why are bongs so autistic, bros?

I might miss and hit a child... in kindergarten... an American child... named Dallas.

I got touched when I was a kid

You ever tried being less attractive?

Same here by my grandma
And many people in my family know about it but just treat it like she's some silly old perverted lady in a movie. I genuinely think it fucked me up though.

Tripussy sammich

I’ve got a big pimple on my face right now. I’m finally safe.

Not acne, nor law enforcement, nor the sweet embrace of death can save you from the pope

I wonder if the new pope is circumcised

if so he may be the first circumcised pope since peter

You're a weird degenerate

Do popes have sex?

no i'm not

His father’s family is French, and his mother’s family is Louisiana French-Spanish, so I doubt that he’d be circumcised. American circumcision is primarily a Anglo-Protestant Judaizer heretic thing

Damn that’s really terrible. I’m sorry to hear that happened to you. Being ignored feels like being betrayed. It’s fucked up.

Jason?

Joe Buck?

Thanks
My family are genuine NPCs who think critically about nothing and live their lives by instinct. Path of least resistance

Jesus was circumcised. He didn't have a foreskin.

destiny is pro india and hasan is pro pakistan which side are we falling on bros? we gotta pick a side what side do we pick?

Recently found out that yuuuge percentages of all black males are sexually assaulted/raped as kids by their aunties/older sisters etc

kinda nuts

motherberg is preparing 5 eggs with onions for me

i love to countersignal, play the "i'm on your side, but i disagree" game, and concern troll

She sounds like a sweet woman

Sex with older female family members is trad. It's how boys become men.

Obviously it should be mom/aunt/sister of appropriate age and not an ugly hag.

wow that's so cool

do you guys eat whole raw onions like russians do

It grew back when he became Christian

Chicks hatched
They will be moved out of the incubator soon

Yeah I know some people like that. Sucks that you have to deal with them.

thanks

Hot chicks

they're so small uwu, and vulnerable uwu
would be a shame if something bad happened to them uwu

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1746905978836127.webm
required viewing

We Pakistanis want the world to Remember:

we didn’t start it, but we will Finish it

born in a cyberpunk oven instead of naturally

Grim.

Depends how assimilated they are. I've met ESLs born to immigrant parents who were circumcised.

Would be kind of funny if Pakistan nuked India with the intent of causing the apocalypse but instead they just destroyed eachother without anyone else getting involved

office politics is fun. idk why people hate it, it's like a videogame. my life is like a videogame, trying hard to beat the stage, all while i am still collecting coins. trying hard to save the girl, obstacles, i'm jumping hurdles, i'm growing up to be a big boy.

Just found out they released a new mean girls last year and it’s a musical and everyone is colored and/or overweight

"Is the pope catholic?" is a question I couldn't answer until like middle school

If that happened, the entire worlds narrative shifts to "we NEED to take in paki and Indian refugees! They just got fucking nuked and you're an evil person if you don't want them in!"
In all honesty I don't think trump would go for it

if i do a bad job, i get fired
if my boss does a bad job, i get fired along with the rest of my team
there's no hack for getting promoted/advancing/etc when you have a shitty boss, beyond just finding another job (which is more of a hindrance the further up the chain you go).

N

I

B

you can do a good job and still get fired if people don't like you. it's why navigating office politics is important. i've seen people on here complain about getting fired because they autistically sheltered themselves from their team.

Just found out Hitler was Austrian and not from fucking Germany

I can't find kanye's songs on youtube anymore

got zero energy to do anything today lads

historians say jesus was a real person but i think they're just lying to not offend christians

I've been to the school that rejected him in Vienna

I posted a catbox the other day but alas I lost it when I reinstalled windows

Remember when that one music video with gay people fisting each other stayed up for a week or so
Kanye is too much to handle

He's cooking them.

this is me

Yeah it's a musical now. A lot of unnecessary musicals are being made, though some of them are a good time anyways. Can't say I'm a big fan of the push for diversity for it's own sake though

Redditors

Sat here eating cold rice with my fingers wondering "how many Indians have done what I'm doing right now"

we will boil them soon, alhamdulillah

A lot of people who do Biblical research are getting funding from Christian groups, and a lot of the professors have to sign Declarations of Faith.
The Christians aren't going to fund anyone who rocks the boat, which is why it'll be an interesting next few decades, as the professors retire.

are any of the Paradox Interactive games worth playing
there's a steam sale right now

White House spokeswoman: There will be absolutely no recognition of a Palestinian state.

well you guys lied to me

literally me

Karolina Leavitt sitting on my faaaaace

i feel it's important to point out that i haven't been clinically diagnosed with autism

you should just get the free version of Crusader Kings 2 on Steam and then get all the DLC from cs.rin.ru

they all go back and forth everyday. impossible to know what to believe until it happens.

Whites are niggers compared to Asians

The pajeet is unironically the hottest one

no it isn't we just gotta look at the last time when he handed them Jerusalem for free plus tip

what the

YWNBAW

will the most jewish president in history recognize the current impediment to the jews as a legitimate state?

Real nail biter that.

do you have a favourite porn star

Asia Carrera

obviously? what's that got to do with anything

got a bong and a 40 ready to go
gonna watch the sopranos while repeatedly saying mulignan in an italino americano accent

sopranos

dial8

someone whos not retired

files.catbox.moe/m2vzp2.mp4

Vivian Jenna Wilson (Musk) and I

The consensus agrees that Jesus existed because him not existing would raise more questions than it answers.

He was the annoying one

there was a mean girls musical like 20 years ago
they used to be white though

The consensus has signed Declarations of Faith, and can't actually say otherwise.

wheres the proof

I believe Jesus rose from the dead and exited the tomb, why would women lie about that? Believe all women.

balkandad says we do but i haven't really heard of anyone here doing that

The existence of Christianity in itself has no clear historical origin without a real Jesus.

tall like his dad

So no proof.

i sort the women i goon to by skin colour

how do you know he wasnt just a made up person

Christianity is the proof
Do you have an alternative explanation for Christianities origin that don't involve a historical Jesus and don't undermine the historical documents of the period?
Made up by? These are assertions that you need to back up if you're going to bring them up. It's like me asking "what if 2+2 actually equals 5?". Idk, what if?

Coco Vandi

It's kinda funny how Muhammad is the only major religious founder who we can 100% without uncertainty confirm existed. The same cannot be said for Jesus, the Buddha, Abraham, and Laozi.

still no proof

so if a woman gets pregnant with your child she can just kill it without consulting you?

do you have an explanation for greek myth that doesn't involve a real zeus

What's so questionable about Jesus existence? The Quran itself, and Muslim scholarship references Jesus as a historical person (not that I care, you brought it up)
Ok
Explanation for it's origin? No, what's your point? Who's arguing that Greek myth must be true historical events?

Do you have an alternative explanation for Christianities origin that don't involve a historical Jesus and don't undermine the historical documents of the period?

Yes?
It's all a myth. One person says "wouldn't it be cool if" and it Telephones from that. There wasn't internet and HD video cameras in everyone's pockets, they just trusted what others said. The documents will just say things like "The Christians believe", and not "Jesus tots died and came back and did a bunch of miracles". The documents were all written by people who were born after the date that Jesus died by, so it's not even eyewitnesses.
All the gospels are anonymous, and were named through church tradition.
You have no proof, and if you actually had proof, you'd present it.

Quran

600 years later.

Who's arguing that Greek myth must be true historical events?

Funny, how you can think clearly about Greek myths, but not Christianity.

Jesus fuck dude

Explanation for it's origin? No, what's your point?

my point is that you can just make shit up and people will believe it

Who's arguing that Greek myth must be true historical events?

currently no-one, but people argue the life of christ was historical event with about as much justification

zipcode?

There are no contemporaneous sources that mention Jesus. Every mention of Jesus and his followers are post-mortem. Doesn't mean he didn't exist but unless a contemporaneous account of Jesus is found, there will always be doubt.

wasnt real

Yes. Further, you have to suck her pussy and she will never suck your dick.

A medium estimate for the gospel of johns writing is about 90ad
If we put Jesus death at 33ad and say john was about 19 (this is an old estimate) then he would still be approximately in his 90s when the document was written

Are you willing concede that this one document may have been written by an eyewitness before we proceed further?

happy mother's day to Jason's mom

Rookie numbers

what's that in normal, non-retarded temperatures

this nigga believes harry potter existed because someone wrote a book

Do you think there is doubt about Plato and Alexander the greats existence for the same reason?

gigi rivera

Your mother

with about as much justification

Which Greek myth claims to have been written within 100 years of the event?

if i worked at walmart i wouldnt let anybody steal

redditleaf won again

I'm going back to brazil this summer vacation to renew my visa, my flag is going to switch for at least two months. Are you guys going to filter and fucking block me? Thank you

It doesn't work if you say it about yourself

i am not redditleaf though

You're a leaf that is reddit so what does that make you

Are you willing concede that this one document may have been written by an eyewitness before we proceed further?

No, because the authors of the gospel of John outright say that they're not John.
biblegateway.com/passage/?search= John 21:24&version=NRSVUE
"This is the disciple who is testifying to these things and has written them, and we know that his testimony is true."
WE
Meaning that there's multiple authors of John, at best you can say that they collected the testimony of an eye witness. At best
Thanks for conceding the rest, and that I can create an explanation, that doesn't go against the existing documents.

There are accounts of Plato and Alexander. The accuracy of these accounts is what is in question for these two, not that they existed.

I am redditleaf. Jesus was a jew, end of story

Possible they're speaking from the perspective of scribes who are writing this testimony down for him as he writes
Paul's letters end with a separate farewell from his scribe, but they're still Paul's letters

damn redditleaf just destroyed that christ cuck

The US government is filled with pedophiles.

I mean as he speaks*
Fuck I hate when typos ruin the whole point of my post
What contemporaneous mention is there of Alexander? You people just come up with this stuff as you go

made one

was he though

What does it matter if jesus was real or not

No, the best you can say, is that it includes John's account in the gospel. There's no reason to assume that it's written by John, because none of the earliest manuscripts have names attributed to them at the start.
It's purely church tradition, that named that gospel John.

He claimed to be God, and his followers claimed that he performed miracles and rose from the dead

david lynch?

People who believe in fairy tales should be made fun of

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babylonian_astronomical_diaries
Btw, if these didn't exist then I would doubt their existence too. I don't have a particular hard-on for doubting Jesus.

Christians want to say that because there was a human named Jesus that lived and died, that was a real person, that they can sneak all the divinity and miracles onto him from the historical fact.
But there's no historical fact.

the best you can say, is that it includes John's account in the gospel.

Why is this in particular the "best" you can say? Why is it more credible than the churches early tradition that it was John?

I agree, bully trannies and leftists

The more modern ones are, CK2 is a decentish game but it's one of those things where the longer you play the more you realize that a lot of what's going on doesn't matter, mile wide and an inch deep and all that, CK3 is a better version it's missing some features from 2 but they kind of doubled down on the playing your character part and it's much more life simmy, very fun if you want to grind a bit and do stupid shit like making your own religion and taking down the catholic church, CK2 and 3 are both highly modable

Hearts of Iron IV is the only HOI game worth playing if you are not a diagnosed autist once you learn how to set up armies it becomes fun doing stupid non historical stuff also great mods

EU4 is a combination of the worst parts of HOI and CK it's just bland and boring and the events aren't as fun, Stellaris used to be fun but has been made worse over time by updates and the Rome one is sadly garbage

If you want any of them only buy the base game so you can access the steam workshop without messing with mirror sites, don't buy the dlc and support paradox's jewery they literally have hundreds of dollars worth of dlc per game that is almost mandatory, go just download them and creamapi from cs rin ru

yeah but you believe in the fairy tale of libtardism, which is blatantly anti science and a fairy tale made up by gay boomertards

Our civilization is completely saturated with the vestiges of Christianity whether you like it or not.

The lower case redditleaf is the jeet

Tell him to call Muhammad a pedophile

drinking a coors banquet

you would not be able to shitpost without liberalism

athiesmos seething at this TRVKE

Liberalism =/= libtardism

robespierre was a baby boomer. you learn something new every day.

Muhammad was based and red pilled

Why is this in particular the "best" you can say?

Because you even said that John didn't write John, and that it was compiled by others.

Why is it more credible than the churches early tradition that it was John?

Because the earliest manuscripts for all 4 gospels are anonymous. It wasn't until post-100AD, that they got named at all. So for sure after anyone that could have called them out, would be dead.

Europeans made Abrahamism great, that's why Abrahamism has failed to make anywhere else great.

redditleaf trying to argue about religion again

Atheists say religion is a fairy tale and then lament not having a girlfriend with a penis

Of course you would

define libtardism

I NEED me a bad lightskin chica
Its not a want or a desire i fucking need it
Hola mami

chuds seething

Right. Read Dominion by Tom Holland.

Leftism
I'm not the first anon btw.
Call Muhammad a pedophile

Jesus is as real as Socrates

Chads destroying redditleaf in both these debates so far

you haven't defined anything, you've just given me another term

Leftism is defined by many talking points

Nice trainwreck

Make the new

It's hilarious that redditleaf is pretending libtardism allows for shitposting, when only the USA has fought back the libtard hordes and protected our First Amendment.

and our civilization is completely saturated with the vestigates of ancient Greco-Roman paganism. so what? do we bring back bull sacrifices now?

make me bitch

Every Christian and Muslim country outside of Europe is a shithole. Curious.

Except we have writings from Plato talking about Socrates, who was taught by Socrates. That's way better than the historical evidence of Jesus.

Read Dominion by Tom Holland.

lol

there's more evidence for the life of jesus than socrates

The Muslim countries in Europe are shit holes too (UK and France)

"Jesus didn't exist because people will believe anything" is not how the historical method is conducted

New

literally a nothingburger. Meanwhile bongs are spending time in JAIL for opinions lmao, a few canucks have apparently been arrested as well as well as the money stolen out of their bank accounts.

Also the mundane claims being made of Socrates needs far less evidence to be believable.

Socrates

Lived

Taught Plato

Challenged Greek philosophers to stop sucking

Pissed off people for so many years that they gave him trumped up charges

Died willingly instead of exile

None of that is difficult to believe, none of it is making metaphysical claims about reality, and no one formed a religion around Socrates.