/brit/
/brit/
i best stock up in rice then i suppose i already have made several boxes full of hard tack
that john locke?
doing a read on the events that took place in the year of my birth.
en.wikipedia.org
labor gone and dumped the only jew AND the only muslim from cabinet on the same day
albo on a madone
bros this paki vs indian thing is getting out of hand
i.4cdn.org
The lovely lovely Armageddon
That sausage roll in the fridge has got my name on it
i just killed myself
THAIIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
any cocteau twins man in
not being sent a factsheet by your local member of parliament on your birthday
What a shithole.
almost
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO
more of a boa man but yh x
wish i was '99 chad
why couldnt i be born in a quads year...
I would kill myself if I received this
what month
crazy to be born in the same year as one of beckhams kids, makes me feel old
maybe
used to be in the mafia but they kicked me out for being a police informant, i begged them to let me stay but they were quite insistent that i go
POOMBAYA MY LORD POOMBAYA
wait nvm fikename lel
21st september 1999 you were born
I think I figured out my gimmick. Introducing
GIMMICK LAD (me)
My gimmick is gimmicks. I come out with a load of crazy whacky gimmicks. I discuss gimmicks, I rate gimmicks, I invent gimmicks.
I am gimmick lad.
humming peter's theme from peter and the wolf to myself softly
what is the state of the Italian-Australian mafia in the year of our lord 2025?
qld only state mentioned
dawson only electorate mentioned
2020
kek you got sent this by george christensen, literal paedo spending half the year in the philippines
think they do a lot of drug dealing and contract killings
mental how drug dealing used to be absolutely forbidden in the original mafia but now it's their main source of income
*scans the aussie register for lads born in queensland on 21st september 1999*
should have stuck to prostitution and sports betting
cherry-coloured funk :3
why did they put the fucking columbine massacre on there omd
got the espadrilles on and a glass of sparkly water before bed
She is perfect
what year ?
every year
fat spilling out of her outfit
yep.. that's a good slampig right there
1999 nothing special
any of you lads like willy?
I'll slam your pig in a minute
any of you lads like willy?
yeah willys a good lad
:(
who's willy?
Has India blown up yet?
thumbnail looks a bit like this
sir willy liker
Why old man?
Don't act like you wouldn't fuck a girl with a bit of meat on her bones
ah yes.. high school...
sir fat fucker
I am a dog.
sir toby grangler
Hmm.
Sir Walt Disney!!
i've got ants lads
Grow up.
youtube.com
this is what they listen to at nba games these days
No one's blowing up my India
just scratched me anus
Cool.
did blood come out?
we have walt disney at home
Yeah...
no wtf
thants
Where is the sea?
Nice cock.
Weird month lads,
I got brutally murdered for a film. I'm going out on a small tour guitar teching and possibly playing a sax solo every night in a blazer and a chapeau. I might be helping slap together an anime conference.
Why the fuck does this all just feel like work?
um
v.r. veedeo
I don't understand any thing you are saying.
That’s a man with a penis
um
this is not safe for work
my boss almost fired me over this
Just decorked the josh
no cum whats the point?
i quite like that dark brown-yellow split hair style
Correct.
My phone won't even let me play it
I always wondered about that stuff
Send sexy girls.
really want to reply to a certain comment but it requires to much thought and focus to answer earnestly
haha no games on your phone haha!
No fucking idea
never knew how good we had it
give example
jacinda needs my babies
Haha
I got three weeks off work to do non work shit (and toil is being very, very cool about this). Doing a bit part in an indie film, jumping on a local tour with a band, and playing audiovisual tech for a week while I hang with nerds... ... I'm glad work isn't docking my vacation time for this, because it really just stresses me out like work does.
essem cavium
Near eastern issued.
I'm having sex with my body
It has been requested of you on more than one occasion not to pop the Josh.
Why have you popped the Josh?
no
So what is to be done?
Thank you for issuing me a near eastern. I look forward to its arrival.
Is it me or is reddit very lefty nowadays? It’s mostly commies and trannies. And I’m not even a pol
Pakistan is beating India in a war
lmao
Haha
josh poppers?
When I go to the UK I will make sure to make as many white women as possible pregnant.
yeah welcome to 20 years ago
right, how do i block the egypt flag then
used to be a ublock thing
no, i'm not downloading 4virgins x
Shit.
Would you feel differently about Israel if Yoshi was from there?
did you see that poodicrous display last night
yeah its good if they take the indians down a few pegs
The maximum possible amount is zero. Please enjoy your trip.
boards.Anon Babble.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-eg)
I thought he was
No.
Plapistan
The dinosaur?
cheers
I can't drive.
Please do not pop the Josh.
Honestly British women find me somewhat attractive I have flirted with them.
No.
Churchill Sphinx
Schwifty five
Both, motherfucker.
My short, well dressed, batshit crazy Japanese tour manager?
Sure.
So.
Honestly, between hormones in the milk, and hormones in the birth control, even the handful that aren't naturally barren will not be giving birth to your swarthy spawn.
where's his hat
and his booze
I drank them
... Hat daiquiri. Highly recommended.
Just die.
i've never had sex without paying for it
I am not swarthy I am Irish and polish
lost to the sands of time
Grim
you'll have to make me one of those when I get home ;)
why do yanks fall over themselves to post here
Yeah.
same lad, same x
daddy has the same birthday as winston churchill
and samuel clemens / mark twain
Ask him.
think it was charlie sheen who said he doesn't pay prostitutes for sex he pays them to leave (implication of course being that even in a relationship you're still paying for it, in one way or another, but she lazes around afterwards)
i think that's a very astute observation
We love you
What's wrong with that?
Spam.
horrid vile slags
would
Can't fucking sleep, that's my sleep schedule fucked yet again fuck sake
Imagine fucking them in the ass after watching a football match and drinking stout
reckon he's onto something with that
I'll get the maid outfit on now, and get the key limes and grapefruits juiced. This shit won't just blow your mind, it will change your sexuality.
Genetics.
I've never had sex
there's winston churchill dressed in drag he used to be a british flag plastic bag what a drag
I don't think I will, but I've been wrong once before.
get the wank had
?
sly cooper
ah yes
the be bi spell
we'll be hearing about that a little bit later
Love war
Hmm.
sir wank schedule
the frog was a prince the prince was a brick the brick was an egg the egg was a bird
haven't you heard?
What wank?
So you'll be bi in a bit?
The social lube just needs ice, blending and hat.
The anal lube just needs application.
All shall be right in the world, right fuckin quick.
Honestly my only issue with going to the UK is that I have a somewhat thick southern accent
You saw me?
mine's usually schedule around y afternoon coffee but the benefits of getting an edge going have been gaining traction with me
*^____^*
The wank I just had, because I got busy wankin' and didn't waste time with questions.
And youre a sperg
Cool.
oh but we love country boys ;) xx
I'm not having anal bum sex with a canadian
captcha: KMART
needs more hat
Never had a prostitute over to my place
Every time I bought one I went to a brothel
My autism is focused on animals history and space. I Accidently taught myself basic physics
Looks so icy cold and citrus refreshing
not yet
Is lazlow going to be in gta 6?
No lazlow, no buy
reckon the world's a bit different when you're charlie sheen tbf
Sir Dogshit Zinger
There is a real rock formation that looks like an American. Local translation roughly means 'USA special entry'
the strawberry is its hat
yes it's very lovely and nice
oh dang that's me
Une fraise n'est pas un chapeau.
The most autistic thing I did was learn French because of total war Napoleon
I learned Latin because I was a romaboi
I speak Portuguese and Spanieh because I like to make jokes with coworkers
be bi spell
or
bleep libs
or
ely blips
or
bill espy (libel spy)
I bought two Charlie Sheen shirts in 2011
One about having tiger blood and another about having only one speed (go)
what am I like
Shy and polite to a fault, with a darkness to your sense of humour that only comes out in really close company or when you're shittered.
learning languages is considered autism now?
you've all gone too far with this
huge rube
I took an anger management class when I was 23
I mean I learned French because I was obsessed with napoleon I think he is the coolest man in recent history
it is if I say it is
sucking on emma brapson's hemorrhoids while free ride plays in the buttground
at least you turned that austim into a life skill, I just clocked thousands of hours on map LARP games
Why is tonight's food wearing this morning's food?
learning English is a necessity
learning anything else is a hobby
The curse of being anglo is that there is no reason to learn anything else so the only people who do are autistic
I think it's more of a simple humble brag, like "I'm such a boss-tier shagger that the whores I invite over fall in love with me and never want to leave."
everyone would hate you but in a tsundere way, people would like the accent deep down
eating toast
that's fine
I mean I've heard he was a bit of a dick but it's perfectly normal
Got bricked up by the rape scene in peep show
love how he's become more jaded and pessimistic over his career. at this point he has basically accepted that 95% of his beloved oceanlife is fucked
you can not eat the duck
I will make very bad things happen if you attempt it
reckon he'll be posthumously outed as a massive nonce
Will you curse me with indigestion?
Because that fucker looks tasty.
no way, can't believe it, not a chance
not going to happen he's a good lad
I say this as a victim...
He was a passionate and thorough lover.
think we'll just agree that you don't know what autism is and that the term has become meaningless (as was shown by a canadian study) and leave it at that
shut up bitch
yeah that's fair, it is kind of the new ADHD. my mum thinks I'm autistic but I'm just a regular run of the mill sperg.
i look like penn badgley except a lot less handsome
truly wonder how much is his own opinions and how much is him reading a script
Wish a sexy and agreeable woman would come knock on my door
Done that fool
he acts creepy around women on chat shows
the guy who investigated jimmy savile has said there's still a major "untouchable" nonce at the bbc
watching the BBC right now
you wouldn't even know what to do with her, I'm not saying I would either buts let's be honest here
wanking a BBC right now
yeah that's david walliams leave our national treasure alone
David's bitch. Not yours.
dubs
fucks sake
not sure if david walliams was ever funny
hate being 5'11
wish i was tall
women like tall lads
my favourite colour is unironically brown
don't get me wrong, i'm still racist
5'11" is reasonably tall
I mean it's not very tall but it's certainly not short
Women have no idea if I'm 5'10" or 6'3".
Some like the idea of 185+cm, but these are less likely to know what 6' looks like.
you tower over me :3
tfw 5'10 ricecel
I wish I was a baller I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I had a girl if I do I will call her I wish I had a rabbit and a hat and a bat
not by woman standards :(
you... don't have sex with rice?
if i was british and had ancestors sailed to new world, new land, new hope, i would be part of boston brahmin families and joined skull and bones club at yale and would never heard about Anon Babble and /brit/ general
brutal standards in korea
should move imo
tfw i'm a truest true khhvcel in my own rice country
honestly i'm 6'2 and i don't notice people's height unless they're really short like 5'8 or less
i'd imagine you could probably get away with lying to women pretty easily
you... don't have sex with consonants?
I disagree
sorry didn't realise i was in Anon Babble
I'm 6'1 and tell women I'm 5'11 because I don't want no vapid bitch
maybe i bought manlet boots and spiked my hair up
I'm 5'9 and will NEVER have sex........
I don't believe skee-lo had any trouble getting dates actually
don't believe him at all
just go for the Brighton twinks lad xx
lots of zoomettes are like 5'9 - 5'10 plus wear platform shoes and heels
they are really tall bunch
born between the covers of your fashion books
you think you can make it girl on just your looks
Im 5'6 and I have had sex several times
5'6.75 myself but anyway
a bigger girthier willy
or having blue eyes
or being 2 inches taller
or being rich
;
any of these id be sorted
but no, god fucking despises me
don't want to shag fatties thanks :)
mental how i could pin you down and put my fat cock in your mouth for no reason whatsoever
I'm a subhuman but at least I come from a rich family, it should be illegal for short people to breed unless their net worth is at least £1.5 million
Both girls i had sex with were of average weight (im malaponte)
um
that's not very nice brendan
Started balding at 19. Much worse than height
I'm going to tell you the truth: you fellas are nuts
that's not nithe you say b?
girls openly mock manlets
balding not as much
never see any "no baldies" on dating apps desu
any junkie man in? what's your poison? opioid man myself
daddy was balding when I met him when he was 18 and he was and is lovely
nah baldies get a lot of shit too
you've pooed your bum,
you've pooed your bum,
you've pooed your bum, it's true,
i smelled your waste,
in a crowded place,
and i don't know what to do,
cos you smell of wee and poo
pope bob
having a panic attack agh ahg ah ahahhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
scrombobulating
anxious man outside my window going agh ahg ah ahahhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
got a few spare valiums on me, wish i could share one with you x
alcohol and tobacco myself
I'm addicted to kratom >:(
Might try kratom
i'm older than all my coworkers (i'm 30 and they're all in their early 20s) except for one guy who's 45 and the only one i get along with and respect
wish i were with you too :0 i'd suck you off though :]
what do you do
45 sounds so grim. Dont want to live that long
have just spotted jupiter through the window
Firing poos out my arse like a Gatling gun
farm work
just caught uranus through your camera
it can be good for pain and can also be very cozy but careful if you start using it daily
more or less convinced that my current life is fake and if i "kill myself" then i'll wake up into my actual life
A huge defect of contemporary politics is that it is often seen as impolite or impartial to bluntly call things what they are.
Joe Bogan asking guest if he's evah troyed Day Em Tay
looking at wembs
well i thought 25 would be ancient when i was a teenager, then i passed 25 and then some, getting older is a humbling experience
Joymie, foind thayt cleep... yeah, thayt wun...
lol