/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING FUTURE PREDICTION edish

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did another cunt really dox themselves via instagram

this happened to me in prague i was so fat i felt ill for ages lol

wish you'd serve your own head on a plate to one of those machines that is two spinning discs that fire footballs at speed

yeah
he's called Simon and he looks like this kek
I doubt he's the deano but if he is then he's a failed normie and ought to be ashamed

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Canslad might the most boring and irrelevant personality /brit/ has ever seen

don't appreciate the crossposting

isn't that clearly somebody other than the person who posted it

my cock is so small even NASA couldn't find it

Why does this keep happening
When you post insta links does it show the account of who linked it if they're signed in?

Don't believe that guy in the last thread saying he's 52

wish the neighbours would stop fucking talking outside my house so I can get the slop ordered and not be judged when it arrives for the third time this week

Are we really meant to give a shit about the wars going on?

not a single bradley posted in the last thread
when's the last time that happened

redditflags still down?

how do you pee then?

I meant to send the original image but accidentally posted a screenshot I took
But nah someone linked an instagram video without removing the source identifier and doxxed himself
rookie mistake but a good laugh for us lot, he deleted his account within minutes of doing it also

It would appear so

British version of American psycho but it's based around deanos

shut the fuck up you cunt

?

Do people still like LotR or did the Hobbit trilogy kill the franchise?

I really, really like canslad. Pure positive energy

think I can hear the people downstairs shagging

not really on

Don’t even want to imagine what the average/brit/ poster looks like

not working for me xx :/

as a youtube video this would go insanely viral

no

dying gimmick
like how kevposting petered out slowly and is now largely used as a throwback gimmick

never heard of it

What's all this Simon business? Did I miss something in the last few hours?

dont know what redditflags is

vocaroo it for the lads

Facebook, YouTube, insta etc etc use source identifiers in their links to keep track of who's sharing what to who
it's easy to remove them (looks something like &=siXYXYXYXYX at the end of an URL) but not many people know about it and an unfortunate few dox themselves here

state of this lol

go ask if you can join in

The Anon Babble hack revealed all Bradley images had been uploaded from one IP address

I'm a pale curly haired twink :3

I don't believe you
thread's dead
murdered, even

Not really, no
It's easy to make news about it hence why it's all over the place.

reddit itself is fine?

What she means to say is she doesn't want Asian men

She should just say that

um hi

hobbit wasn't great but it didn't exactly ruin anything
haven't watched rings of power but if anything "killed" the franchise it would be that

stupid bastard doxxed himself with an instagram link

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need this for whites asap

Which thread? I can't see it

hey-ho!

I imagine they look and sound like Vinnie Jones to different degrees

He looks happy
He has mates
Meanwhile you're on /brit/ on saturday night alone

im moving to london i hope to get council housing and become a welfare queen richer than a middle class scouser who has been working for 40 years straight it’s my allah given right

i want to do gay things to you

nah they all look and sound like will from the invetweeners

which one is him
is he the zesty black one?

ayylmao

I'd probably let you at this point

What is the /brit/ version of what she's asking?
London vs Manchester men?

My balls are really full :S

have a good mate who's 28 and still a virgin never had a bird in his life and says he's just accepted it and he is a good mate but I use him as a metric for how much more fucking grim my life possibly could be

hope the first nuke lands directly on my bollocks

foy you will never fit in

get your chebs out for the lads

Screaming the lad's only gone and changed the name

as if you could stop me

get it posted

link

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But I have grown older and
You have grown colder
And nothing is very much fun any more
And I can feel one of my turns coming on
I feel cold as a razor blade
Tight as a tourniquet
Dry as a funeral drum

Where is Bromley anyway?

I second the motion

uh hello?? come put me in my bratty little place then???

add me on discord barry1066
I'm mentally ill and trans

Surprised sacked tranny hasn't doxxed himself yet

You guys still watch pro wrestling in Britain? No one watches that shit anymore in the US.
Also, remember the 1997 One Night Stand PPV? When the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith, was supposed to defend his championship in front of his home crowd and terminally ill sister? But Shawn Michaels convinced Vince to have him win instead at the last second?
Classic bants.

So Marvel just released this movie Thunderbolts*, and have been calling it Thunderbolts* in all the promo for it.
But the movie has come out now and at the end of the movie they say actually this movie is called *New Avengers and the asterisk * at the the end was to say they aren't the Thunderbolts* anymore they are *New Avengers.

And now they are literally taking down all the posters and marketing for the movie that called it Thunderbolts* and putting up new ones that say *New Avengers.

I think this company has too much money and just want to see what bullshit they can spend it on now.

hard to dox a fictional character that spaino ripped directly from the amer storyline

Could I get a reservation at 8 at miller and carter

he left this reflection of a bridge in one of his youtube videos
can't figure it out

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Hate my life

left some enormous skidders in the pan thick enough to be rashers of bacon
not cleaning that up can't be arsed, shall just chip away at it with wee for the next few days

haha

Pretty much already has, if anyone cared enough they could go and find him working at Aldi. Getting doxxed on /brit/ is incredibly tame, nobody does anytuijg

don't have it

210452104

bluds got dox material ready to go lmfao he's probably got a spreadsheet of every poster's habits

Mouse Lord will be appearing in an upcoming Gary Eats video

that's almost certainly a railway viaduct of the victorian era which should narrow your searching down

he is perhaps the most dangerous man who ever lived

sacked tranny posted on Anon Babble before amer did

post modern advertising nonsense
bet some meme degree uni brat came up with that

yeah im sure the irish brits remember that

thanks mallard

as if I'm going to check random Aldi stores to find some tranny who works there part time

glad we try to dox each other instead of meeting up and forming a large circle of friends instead of just rotting away in loneliness blogging to each other about it

Mouse Lord will be appearing in an upcoming Gary’s Economics video

everyone knows which one it is mate

His name? Kanye West.

no proofs. shant be taing your lies for granted spaingimp

post the video

get rainbolt on the case

doxxed himself

he's handsome as fuck and we know nothing else about him

not really an own goal that

I don’t think any /brit/ posters would ever meetup

hes the shriveled black one

i never doxxed myself
posted a couple of photos but that's it haha

Who is this doxxed anon?

good one simon

he's the chinless one in the background

I would

which one

are si's definitely the one in the middle

Any roundmen in?
1. Highest protein dominos pizzas?
2. Best two dominos pizzas?

business idea: Kanye East

Lad, I'm from Ireland
And most importantly, I really don't give a flying fuck about what a Canadian or whatever did back before I was born

anyone got any recomendation for 5-15/20 minute youtube videos that are funny/clever? leonardo of biz would be an example altho his videos were even shorter than that

Everyone is shy and wants to find out more about each other to discover shared interests. x x

/brit/and Liverpool fans will hate this but trannies are subhuman

I WANT TO HARM WOMEN

Can't Nay East

I remember before when I said I was from Cork and some fuking retard went off on how Corkians are worse than Imperial Britain

Was funny

kanye eastward

Botswana beat you to it last year.

thought spainlad was coming to visit me but now think he was lying

how do you know its him?

sieg heil my gamer brother

lmaoing @ all the plebs voting reform thinking they're gonna come in and fix everything

Jesus, is Liverpool seriously the trans central of the UK? This is news to me.

yeh just keep voting labour and conservative they've done such a great job matre

Guys any film or TV recommendations?
Anyone watching Your Friends and Neighbours with Jon Hamm?

He posted it here and he has the same name on reddit

he blogged about starting the channel and posted the links for attention

From Ireland and posting in /brit/

what unfortunate voice genetics
can tell why he became a freak when everyone around you would hate you from something you have no control over

kanye west avanti west coast ad campaign

what are chebs

the fuck?
then what's the point of the entire competition?
she's not Irish at all

mental

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why are trannies subhuman, provide evidence for your claims

i found his youtube channel, which also revealed his reddit username, after he talked about uploading an unboxing
so i searched for "giselle unboxing" on youtube and set to most recent, bish bosh i found his video

nice one dtfic

you know exactly what you brown mongy bint

Are you looking paddywhackery, lad?

I'm registered but I don't vote and I've set myself up as proxy for several housebound people in my community for votes that I also don't cast either

well i know it’s probably sexual in nature but many things are sexual it could be boobs ass or maybe even feet

dad banging on about drag queens and transexuals and benders on telly again

any film or TV recommendations

Yeah loads

The Australian picks two blokes

he'd feel different if he knew his son was one

Wait Eurovision is next week? PARTY TIME

this cinematography lmao
the way the framerate stuters at the start of each clip
what a voice lmao
bless them

your dad bangs trannies?

all 3 is fine
we're waiting

why does he sound like that

Its pizza hut for me tonight :3

Things like that have been going on since the 90s, lad
Gina G is from Austrlia and represented Britain in the 90s

Sounds like a good lad

he's trying to sound like a girl

i am pansexual actually

no but i do

The Bahraini flag is a man, he goes by Sanjeet on outer Anon Babble

woowoo

limey scrote raging at ireland's supremacy

sir pan sexual

oh my days rorke blud

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For a tranny, he sounds like he's not trying

Tits, lad

ah fairs, why you going on outer Anon Babble weirdo

eurovision. more like boringtelevision!

attracted to everything? even little kiddies you sick fuck

im also registered

mum suddenly goes off on alt right tangents about trannies and foreigners

I, also alt right, nod my head and vent with her

Spend time with your folks, anon

how are you cunts just learning about sacked tranny's videos i've been subscribed for months

Lad, desu, I really don't think about spaino much outside of when I'm in here and he tries to get attention from me

Diego is the Noel Edmonds of /brit/

fucking love rupauls drag race but would never admit it to anyone despite the fact I'd love to talk about it with someone x

no thats noel edmonds

its for queers

i am a real girl one time i almost doxxed myself by almost posting an Instagram screenshot but i didn’t properly crop it so my profile picture was shown on the corner but thank god the post upload failed im leaving this hostile brit general since y’all are brutal about doxes what is even outer int

i cant stop listening to bubbly girly pop music
it's addictive

still seething the year we'd finally win they have 2 gorillion points to Ukraine and then made us host it anyway.
But it's good the guy from it had a decent career uptick and life change for him since it happened.

Why are you so obsessed with a poster that hasn't been here in months?

yeah yeah get your baps out

you a regular viewer then?

Hey

not talking to you max
i hate you

This is the act UK has sent for Eurovision this year called Remember Monday.

I look forward to hearing the song on Saturday no spoilers for me.

i want to shack up and breed with MENA girls

*puts on an indian chief headdress*
hi how are you

what it shown tho is that uk isnt unpopular its just we send boring people and boring songs (not that i was a massive fan of spaceman)

Me too

middle looks like sheridan smith

We should send Kneecap

that wasn't me xx

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cant believe you actually know things about eurovision. let alone watch it

gnarly gay japseye

As if any cunt knows who you're on about

its not even that you need to be pretty to be a popstar but they just have no presence lol
like 3 random girls
even worse than when like 1d came together and it was 4 random teenagers

Are you retarded. lad?

ok zoomer

One Direction were good though.

why?

ug, uggs, and ugly

and the very latest from the one and only fucking bitch?

Just watched a few love on the spectrum clips for the first time and teared up a bit in the one where the bloke's mum was talking about him getting bullied
they should get me on that show in a british version, although maybe not because I wouldn't really like to be on TV

dont have insta me
no mates that will follow
should i get it?

did you relate to the show

should i get it?

laid? yeah.

she actually looks like the norwegian who's playing for ireland

What a bizarre bunch of notes she keeps. On one of her other pages she mentioned "Pretend like school evening." Another, again, reveals her true nature. "I'm out with lanterns looking for myself." Good luck with that, Rubbish. You are going to need some mighty strong searchlights to achieve that elusive goal!

That smirk and eye roll tells me that she either knows how ridiculous she sounds or she's proud of having SO MANY COMMONPLACE BOOKS like a GOOD LIL SCHOOL GIRL :sick:

its crap
t. had it for years then got rid

big fan me. quite impressed they have tunes and aren't just controversy fluff.

grow up mate seriously

big eyed girls

don't have any mates anymore in the place I grew up so I'm just going to move to a different place I've decided
where's a good and cheap place to live?

As if any cunt knows who you're on about

it's not big eyes. just a small head . many such cases. women are diminutive and fragile

she looks like bug spray would be effective on her

Come to America

she was fit in miss peregrine's home for peculiar children
so was miss peregrine tbf

who is this girl and why are you microanalyzing her with so much hatred in your heart

well I haven't seen it but I related to the clip

I'm an autistic freak and I was bullied a bit in school, but I was the horrible evil type of autistic kid who hurt a lot of people so I don't pity myself I just feel awful about everything and wish I could wipe it all from my memory

How many discord fetish servers are you guys in? I'm in about 8 now and actually making friends to meet up with for kinky fetish stuff
No I will not tell you what my fetishes are

No
Instagram is for celebrities, businesses, and porn whores
Normal people don't bother posting on it anymore like they used to
Go get tiktok snapchat or facebook

shut up you stupid twat, why do you always reply to my fucking posts, bother somebody else for once

she was literally posted in this very thread like 10 minutes ago

bahrain

get it fucking um'd

What did they say, lad. My grandad was from Cork.

um

how did you hurt them?

george trooning out lol

wonder if the gchq officer assigned to our thread will be following up with this one

hate it on the udatables then these people are like err i last went on a date 3 years ago
well you're not undatable then are you you scrote i'm nearly middle aged and ive' literally never been on a date
i am the undateables not these slightly less popular normal people

Had Instagram for 6 years and deactivated it a few months ago
Was a great relief and I feel no urge to get back on it whatsoever. Boring gay app that adds nothing to your life, wastes your time and makes you feel pissed off for no particular reason

UM

Ktim. Always been a little evil freak deserving of the worst

Ruby Granger is a YouTuber cosplaying as the real life Hermione Granger (from the first two books). Some of Ruby's notable traits include:

baiting eating disorder content

is a landlord

pretends to read books and misinterprets them

pretentious

used the Holocaust to profit

is incredibly obsessed with money

everything is an ad

lies incessantly in her videos (e.g., day in life videos are over a long period of time, pretends to be charitable, uses fast fashion and then denies it, etc.)

when called out for her inappropriate behavior she backtracks, but does not take accountability

her LinkedIn profile

tries to be a LinkedIn Influencer

published a book that was fanfiction of herself

has an online "stationary store", but products are shitty and there seems to be no quality control (also she does not make the products she just slaps a label on them and upcharges)

her book reviews are more like back cover summaries than reviews

is obsessed with being smart and clickbaits everything to pretend to be in school

was a nightmare roommate when she was in college

was "allegedly" bullied

has questionable cleanliness habits

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Nobody uses Facebook or Snapchat lol

>used the Holocaust to profit

sicmreaing

Just the usual shite about Cork being too small to be a city and how we ruined Ireland with the airport

Don't. Seriously, lad. Please don't. It'll just wreck your self esteem more

alri lad, stop replying to spaino

sometimes wonder if there is actually some government drone watching us shitpost here, there may well be and we'll never know which is mental innit

ice, crack, angel dust and prozac don't get me nice like buckets full of cess Mac

mad how badly spaingod mindraped you

uh huh

snapchat is turbo zoomer core tho
fb being boomer central too

sir ruby hitler

23 seconds later a reply from the tranny

my fucking sizes

ruby grangler

Mental how badly I mindraped him

saw an old man with this shirt on down high street today
reckon he's a nonceposter on brip?

spaki hasn't posted here in months yet he's still on your mind 24/7 LOL

Just being a horrible retarded kid
Used to steal lunches, join in on bullying
Also used to bully my younger sister for years
Feel like a piece of dogshit when I think about it just wish I wasn't an autistic mong so I could've discovered self awareness and empathy sooner in life

brown people

should you brits really be bullying one of the few white females that still exist in the UK as your country is currently in the process of being overrun by immigrants you should be celebrating her!

imagine being some clueless young bint from a backwards desert shithole and you go on the internet and get called spaino/190
actually too funny

get them imported

It'll just wreck your self esteem more

in what way?

harry still has no trophies. a plate doesn't count

brown willies and vaginas

they look mischevious x

go the loo

see pic related in there

what do?

are you talking about me who is spaino

Used to grope girls in school all the time. Broad daylight. Lied to everyone always. Had to drop off the map after school and disappear

the people on 'love on the spectrum' are definitely not normal
some are odder than me

already getting sleepy
transitioning into a geriatric at the ripe old age of 32

Do you hear much about the UK in Direland? Because we unironically never hear about Ireland.

we don't try to dox each other, /brit/ just has an extremely high rate of selfdoxxing

*nods respectfully*

you're opening a can of worms
don't worry about it

you’re a berber

I still don't know if that kneecap group is irish or british

I'm assuming it's spaino since he's the only retarded faggot desperate enough to pay for vpns to troll

If you don't have mates that follow you, you'll probably get very few followers unless you're a Sadhbh (female) in which case it might not be utter shite
The problem is that Instagram pushes shit to you in the feed to make you feel bad, to keep you viewing more. Like you'll see people who create content that makes it seem like their lives are better and ultimatelyi t's just made up shite.

If you do get it, be careful with what you follow and try not pay attention to recommend shite/adverts in the feed

Also you'll probably be given a whole load of shite about joe rogan and the likes so if you want to get into the concept of being a genuine faggot, it's good for that too

Not really, no.
We hear about the North for obvious reasons and we hear about 'world' important shite like someone important dying but in terms of day to day, not really unless it would impact us like to do with brexit or trading for example

reckon if trans rights gets rolled back enough I could rape him and get away with it

I reckon a lot of you are within a few miles of me as I type this

Can you post feet

couldn't be pope me, you'd all see the skidders through those white robes, what a grim prospect

where can I find a white version of Pop the Balloon

Knew this Tunisian bird with really nice feet

They're Irish I think
Always found it odd how geographically close and culturally similar we are yet we hear nothing about you, we hear about what's going on in France but not Ireland. Is your PM still a gay Indian?

they're irish in belfast

buzzing with excitement for the new lads

Sorry, but he must PROVE he's from Bahrain.

I'm talking about full name, portrait and profile photographs with time stamp, date of birth, height, weight, passport information, home address, bank number, bed time, blood type, favourite colour, and that's just to start.

If he refuses, then he is Spainnonce, simple as.

no you aren't be quiet

got my cock and bollocks out

We're just too small to impact Britain, really outside of NI

Bidoon

love brown/black girls with pale white soles

Verily, verily I say unto thee, he who violates the righteousness of his undergarments with the marks of iniquity shall never see the kingdom of heaven (1 Arse 3:16)

went to school with a lad who would go to the bogs and completely strip off, pants shirt and all and hang them on the back of the door just to fart then get dressed again
think he may have been on the spectrum so to speak

I thought Tunisians are white