/Brit/

They were all impregnated by black men from Ghana 2 seconds after this video ended. They are all pregnant with mullatos now

pint?

got my trumpet out

Wish I'd listened to mumberg and done a degree in medicine instead of this gay ass economics which I fucking hate

Just spent £80 on Chinese for me and the Mrs. Swear it never used to be this expensive.

if you're posting here you're way too autistic to be a doctor

watching mare of easttown just to fantasise about what it'd be like to rape and murder caelee spaeny

#
sometimes I will do walking routes that are mainly just along the side of a dual carriageway or along a main road, not many people about

but yeah if you walk about the town then it's hoaching with couples and groups of friends, can be hard to watch. I find it hard walking past beer gardens and you see big mixed groups of men and women all socialising. For all my brisk walking and observing, I can never sit as part of a group.

Nothing beats a proper chinky feast. Beef chow mein sounds good right bout now

I made an animal thread on Anon Babble so I'm likely getting a 3 day ban from all boards soon when all the browns reportspam me.

ass

FOY

should i move to Britain do you all have space for one more brown

fuck off we're full

Butchered my local accent with that show absolutely butchered it

bahrainians are white

fuck filled up on carbs again all the protein is leftover I always do this shit brainberg constantly wants carbs over meat as if it even needs the sugar

oh woe is you
grow up

oh my DAYS

twat

caelee is so small and fragile that even making a show about her death feels like abuse

got a one gpa on my score rcard univeristy of life

Visiting Penistone-upon-Clitheroe in autumn

so the mayor of london is pakistani but you don’t have space for one more well behaved brown like me?

you understand bahrains connection to shia indo aryans

went to a special needs school

art is the only GCSE that people could sign up for

railroaded into becoming an art student at college

poor simon probably having a panic attack right now

we don't care you dafty x

Non early new

sacreagng

it's really hilarious... large percentages of COUPLES are deciding kids aren't worth the effort and the trad incels online seethe and call the the women mentally ill... ironic

Fucking kill me

Should have listened to your own utility function

wanked off a poo just then

alri simon

lots of happy families about and fun being had

nice day out

i got 71% and ended up with a first which is the best possible outcome. it minimises the amount of work for the top grade. close but extremely satisfying

Because the bloke will invariably change his mind and shack up with a younger girl who can give it children. Have seen it happen dozens of times while woman #1 is left holding the bag.

Davidstein Beckhamberg

Robin Parsons
Scraniel Bedingfield
Simon
the holy trinity of self doxxers

imagine thinking doctors require social skills. so many of them are clueless pricks

rorke would never dox himself

a million beers

I don't remember what percent I got

Emmett Garcia and Matthew Ludford surely the king

all gay btu the left guy is straight passing. wouldnt be sad if this is how his friends discovered hes gay. his alt insta account

rather have a million bears

going out soon but cant be arsed not
got eggs eye and tea

he's a regular pintman

wish I were a normie lad who went on lads holidays to Ibiza and stuff

I have a mate who was an emergency medicine nurse for a few years and he said the best doctor he ever worked with was a 50 something builder who retrained and despite having hardly any medical experience still mogged every young junior doctor because he had life experience and common sense
most doctors just go from private school to uni to med school to hospital and never get a taste of actual real life and that's why they end up retarded

Playing Morrowind and my guy walks so fucking slow. Boomer game frfr

you wouldn't have got into a medicine degree

sounds like utter bollocks lad

boomers love playing boring games and pretending they enjoy them

Lewis, Simon - who's next?

ktim

she got some health issue or something?
why does she look like that

Play Baldur's Gate 1, it's poggers as the kids say.

45 mins into the video call with foid I got cranky and snapped at her (she accused me of something and then backtracked with "only joking haha")
fumbled desu no need to lose my cool. ah well I shall suffer the consequences

Matthew Ludford

qrd? despite all of my years of service posting in /brit/ I've somehow missed this one

just go by yourself

we don't care matey

don't think that's allowed

Charlie Malaponte has to be #1

does she give good bjs

Try to talk to fellow socialists or syndicalists

All are out of touch or too progressive

The state of the international

we call that 'head' now unc

ugly men are allowed to be actors why is everyone harassing this young lady for not fitting their standards what is she meant to do about her face

actually he's quarter jewish
beckham has been to south korea more than 15 times, but most south koreans don't know that he is part jewish
tom cruise came to south korea yesterday
beckham and tom cruise are rare western celebrities who have no anti-fans in this country along with noel gallagher of oasis

bitch looks like john belushi

ugly men are allowed to be actors

yea, as background

And do what?

you know a bitch a keeper when she can give a nigga good neck, if she ain't wit it what's even the point in marrying, like be fr

got poo all over my bollocks again fuck sake

t. 34 year old incel virgin freak

think my dads joined the illuminati lads

LOL

Anyone else have certain videos that you watch when you're on the beer

I re-watch certain old COD videos for example, only do it when drunk

you have to shag children on camera to join
that means he's a nonce

I want a laptop so I can cover it in cute stickers and take it to coffee shops

let he who is without sin cast the first stone...

Stunning.

grow up

wanking my pooenis to gay porn

thanks for responding to my blogpost

so is she irish or italian

stunningpegg

'lian

Stuntpegg.
We love her.

got an idea for a cool SCP but the thought of me sitting down to write something is really cringe so I'm not going to do it

tummypegg

just tell chat gpt to write it

steve buscemi is ugly and got lead roles

how did a weird yorkshire football autist became a california celebrity? american usually gatekeep the celeb status hard

New

steve buscemi looks interesting and is talented
she's just ugly

ugly girls decided to call this actress a goddess

piss off dtfic

elon's trans daughter can get it

I'm not posting in this thread but I will use this as an excuse to say this:
I want to fuck Cait Sith.

she's british

so i've cooked and eaten my king prawn fried rice
little too much oil used, tBh
but overall 7 on 10

she prefers the dark hordes of the congo

this is gonna be /brit/kino

First look at racy new Channel 4 show Virgin Island as star gets VERY up close and personal with sex expert

dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14695587/First-look-Channel-4-Virgin-Island.html

true say

you are the WORST poster here i HATE you
you literally make me SEETHE

you just want to defend him because he’s a man

ANAL

up close and personal with sex expert

or the sexpert, as I call them

why does your country have so many shite reality tv programmes like this

just sucked off a fag

what's that mean
don't know who that is

Re open the gas chambers

Going to pull a Barry Lyndon and just use pure gaelic willpower, wit and libido to force myself in to a position of authority

i will definitely NOT be getting pissed, posting my address and leaving the front door open
do NOT come to my house, i will be incredibly drunk and vulnerable

SEX WITH EACH ONE OF YOUR MUMS HAHAHA FAGS

Zogslop has arrived lads

No toy? They have minecraft stuff out.

and you're defending her because she's a woman (although she claims not to be because of course, she has gender issues)

are the chips cold?

*ears start perking up*
Is someone talking about me?

do you have satisfaction?

Taking a scranax

imagine being named colin

been on the caloric deficit all day then I just scranned a cake fucks sake man

do they air western tv shows on tv in middle eastern countries?
i used to think that arab tv channels would only air programs discussing the quran all day long

you on the myfitnesspal pal?

Jews are responsible for creating division and antagonism between men and women

Was I use a different one now

tv channels would only air programs discussing the quran all day long

nah that's us

what drink is that

Lemonade
I stopped drinking soda a few months ago

No but they weren't super hot either

Fucking state of this runt.

how i be postin on /brit/ x

can hear drunk mongs outside yes we get it you drink poison why do you need to shout mindless drivel so that everyone knows it

wish i was a yank so i could post personal info and window pictures without fear of a doxing

I'd be like MY NAME IS CODY DONGLEBERGER AND THIS IS THE VIEW FROM MY APARTMENT LOOKING OUT ONTO THE CORNER OF 1ST AND MAIN STREET IN EAST WORSCESTERSHIRE, VIRGINIA

i know that the idea that the uk is a muslim country is just a meme
i used to think that arab countries had media controlled by their governments like china or nk

how fast could a lightsaber slice his neck

is it true that south korea is ruled by christian extremists imported from the usa? like cults and stuff?

History will not be kind to those who have been defending Israel's actions, especially over the past year and a half.
yeah you only poison your mind and soul seething alone on Anon Babble

whenever I'm on /brit/ I'm also on the sybian

His name is Yarael POOF

i want to see the manager

my country's pm looks exactly like that

Cruel

this guy has more balls than andrew tate claims to have

future historians will probably put israel's actions in the context of a wider american avoidance of responsibility, forgive them and blame washington knowing that no one can take that any further

can i know

What about HERstory?

don't think youd ever catch andrew tate shagging because no woman is apparently good enough for him, that being said imagine him and bonnie blue

Fucking bitch.

got my arse out briefly but it's safely tucked away now

get it out for the myanmar national army

I'm a neo nazi

he's gay

do twitch viewers think the streamer sees them as a friend

spicy x

there are a few arab owned channels that air western movies and shows and you can also get channels like fox on your tv when i go to a hotel i can get tv channels from Somalia and Ethiopia which is pretty cool

Smearing poo on the walls until ireland is reunited

getting mentioned on stream because you donated 50 subscriptions to other viewers is a big dopamine hit

youtube.com/watch?v=jV7GkcqyMqo

some viewers are weird like that

i've seen some real sad freaks in my time watching vtubers

why don't they make cinemas beautiful anymore?

Says a lot about our society

ate lots of chips earlier but now I want more chips

wogs would just make a mess of it

prefer shagging my gf with a johnny on because it helps me last longer

yes they've got mental health

tonight's kino

get the chips on

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Currently sculpting a bust of Adolf hitler
I will post pictures when its complete

New

on the youtube shorts arent i

forrin muck

anyone want to play sea of thieves with me barry1066 discord I'm trans btw

It is clear that the US government is serious about controlling South Korea. When the positions of US ambassadors to South Korea and Australia were vacant, the US government sent the former the Chief of US Naval staff, who had been appointed to Australia, to South Korea and committed a huge diplomatic discourtesy by ignoring Australia. And for several months after that, the US government left the position of US ambassador to Australia vacant.

...yh

are you ftm or mtf

stop spamming your cunt

would any of you kiss me
be honest

squid games

might be an evening jog kind of weekend

You've clearly not seen these freaks.

had me cunt stitched and a frankfurter installed
I'm an alcoholic and a racist

there's a huge park near me that I want to do laps on at night but I'm pretty sure its pitch black so I'd look like a total freak

any of you lads feel like you need a fat willy in your arse?

ok i'll add you

probably end up scaring someone

thanks for the answer
well i have never seen any tv content from the middle east or africa since i was born

Wish we brought asian slaves instead of blackies. They are a great eunuch slave race. Little fingers are great at making my stuff. Dont need cotton pickers need little zhang to make my gadgets

mad how there are millions of bacteria crawling all over our skin right now

love running at night wearing all black and sprinting up behind filipinos and chasing them around

mad how people complain about slavery when cotton is literally just little soft balls of fluff and they were out in the sun singing their little songs

love running in the day wearing my pajamas and sprinting up behind teddy bears and chasing them around

it's a no from me

filipino girls are cute

I cant get my shit together. Every time I improve my fitness I let it slide. I diet and lose weight then I put it right back on and end up worse than before. I cant shake my drug addiction. I keep doing withdrawals easy enough. But then end up right back on the drugs. Killing myself with food and drugs is costing me a fortune and has no benefits except momentary pleasure. In return i'm risking what little I do have which is not a lot.

Sir Romper Stomper

ion give a fuck nigga

filipenis

odds I kill myself
evens I kill myself
dubs I kill myself
trips or above I live a fulfilled life starting today

geez don't flip out

A Fistful Of Poo

No x
Which freaks?

this weed i'm hitting reggie af

evens and you grow up

alri simon

This is my favorite film among Park Chan-wook's works. Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance is the only Park Chan-wook filn that failed at the box office in South Korea. Song Kang-ho is always a great actor but Shin Ha-kyun is pretty attractive. In reality, he is a very strange person. He has an unusual history of becoming an actor because he likes gore films. Many women in South Korea choose him as a man they want to date. He is now over 50 but is still single. If you are interested in his acting, Save the Green Planet will also be fun as well.

sunny days are lovely but also hit hard with fomo
only young once and im missing out

I hear sirens. Probably coming to get me after my nonce larp on brit.

The film opens with a shot of Earth
The camera zooms right in to mikey taking a shite and yelling at the bowl that it is now the bank of his faeces

that was out of order

Bring back Christian arranged marriages

larp?

The English vagina was made for big Latin penis

Alri, lads?
Hungover to bits from the BIG cans and having two BIG chips which was a fucking bad idea

Going out for the cans again, the BIG cans. There's some wrestling on tonight you see. Two Irish Sadhbhs are wrestling so I want to be drunk enough to scream things like 'get your fucking chebs out' at the telly.

i do that and do not care in the slightest

this is my favourite from poo ping wong's work. peel your knob for the provos is the only poo ping wong film that failed at the box office. poo ee niga is always a great actor but pong ping is pretty attractive.

This Machine Kills Bhenchods

dropped my glass at the pub ffs

for a crowd of adult virgins you lot aren't half obsessed with sex

aren't you in your late 60s?

Based, I'm on the big cans (and bottles) too

that looks interesting I will check it out some time thanks

a fat alcoholic who watches wrestling, ah yes.

For me, it’s Lady Vengeance

I find joking about sexualizing madeline mccann to be funny

so I want to be drunk enough to scream things like 'get your fucking chebs out' at the telly.

scraeming at this autism

wow shocking next you'll reveal that people in poverty care about moneyt

The new 'eitch

youtube.com/watch?v=6WRZDXhgn9c

adios amigo

Cans pensioner is based

they're called tins

hes such a loser how do you watch this shit

get smashed

wake up hungover

spend the day feeling miserable and unwell

do it again the following night anyway

why are you lot like this? I just don't get it

I gave her 10 dollars

***TRIGGER WARNING***

I'm about to eat a pesto mozzarella pepperoni pizza

the mise-en-scène of /brit/

love you charlie
keep owning them teenage commies and of course those crackheads!

cos getting smashed is super fun

this

It depends. Mostly so I'm 47. And I'll be in my Judge Dredd costume, you see.

How do you manage the big bottles and cnas, lad?

Lad, it's once a fucking month, let Casnlad scream at the Irish Sadhbhs

Not literally. I'll be adding in things like 'death to spaino', spaino

tins is more of a poor people thing, lad

she NEEDS to do blacked and punishment for racism

just wish I could spend this evening with the opposite sex

Heading home to get your spare pint glass?

pizza place only went and gave me 16 inch when i order 12

sorry lad
they are all in use

I just got served a YouTube Short from the account "Rizz Masterclass." It was just a regular Craig Ferguson interview with Alison Brie. I clicked through, the whole account is Craig talking to women all normal. The comments are like "Craig the rizzGOAT." It has never been easier to get a girlfriend.

mmmm pesto

I am unironically 52 years old, divorced, with two adult children. Not that you lot will believe me, and I'm certainly not going to prove it (see: Simon from an hour or so ago)

I want to be drunk enough to scream things like 'get your fucking chebs out' at the telly.

don't you live with your mother still?

dont believe you

arab world media doesn’t really try to promote globally but recently they’ve been making Netflix arab shows that I think could cater to a global audience

standing out and being confident is all that matters
if you have a funny accent in the US youre already halfway there

Eatplugs, lad

everyone pointed and laughed as i scurried off

Lol yh it is quite funny tbf