/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

I'm 5'2"

In my country there is problem, and that problem is transport

the nurse at the doctor's appointment called me quote "super tall" and she had to adjust all the machines

ha 911 thread

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kinda ironic that if an ebike can exceed 32 km/h it requires a motor vehicle licence/plate, but an average joe pedaling on a normal non-electiric pedal bike can easily exceed that speed anyway and doesnt need a licence to do so.

we must make travel easy

cars le bad

Do you think Al Qaeda looks back on 9/11 and cringes at the fact that all their planning and energy went into a giant prank that's basically "LOL IT'S LIKE CALLING 911 EMERGENCY NUMBER BUT IT'S THE DAY WE KILLED YOU LOL"

why is it all so grim?

no one said that.

I hate walkable areas, nowhere to park

no i bet they're pretty proud of themselves pulling off the biggest terrorist attack ever

retarded unskilled job where they heap responsibilities on you because they know they could replace you in a minute if you decide to quit

>pays just enough to keep a pod over your head and a shitbox car to get you there and back

jerks like you are the type of mfs to park in a bike lane

Repeating from the old because I'm excited
Im going to FUCK the shit out of a chubby young qveen
I'm gonna fucking lose my princess

I can't drive a car on the street, it's too social. Shifting gears on a bike is too hard. I need an automatic motorcycle.

pics now

define chubby

just use your feet idioto

penis poop butt farts

No. I'll get an automatic Honda grom.

Where else am I supposed to park? You can just ride around my car

sold my shitbox car

bought a used bike for $120

averaged my previous insurance, gas, maintenance etc payments

store that amount in a separate savings account to spend on bike repairs and customization, or occasionally public transport if for whatever reason i couldn't ride the bike

noticed that I'm saving several thousands of dollars a year in this savings account

it becomes my vacations shekels stash

take like 2 overseas vacations a year

now saving money in it to pay for tuition to study in another country (starting in fall)

all that and my commute only went from 8 minutes in car, to 12 minutes on bike

holy shit that was such a good idea you have to be a moron to own a car. i don't mean that in the smug redditor way

cum town funny

polish anon?

If you have sex for entertainment rather than procreation, then I suggest you kill yourself.

That could refer to several posters under a Canadian flag, and I'm not quite sure if you're thinking of me or another one

takes me about two weeks of work to pay for all my car expenses for a year and that lets me go wherever I want whenever I want with whatever or whomever I want with AC and tunes

i dont have sex at all

i really don't like that guy who always talks about mexican cummy bum sexo or whatever, it's upsetting.

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do you live in one of those cities where it's illegal to listen to music on a bike or something
stupid law. they don't ban car motorists from wearing earphones. if it's so bad just wear one earphone

i only watch manime like bible black

it would be hilarious if it was a fat black troon

dailystormer.in/france-high-profile-anal-militant-arrested-for-raping-torturing-disabled-4-year-old-girl-he-adopted/

It’s important to understand that this is not abnormal homosexual behavior. Torturing small children is a fundamental part of homosexual culture. I’m sure there are homosexuals who don’t engage in this, but obviously all of the ones with “adopted” children do, and these children, given to the homosexuals by Western states, are passed around at torture-rape parties. This is just reality, which is not up for debate. When you understand it, it creates a special kind of rage at the boomers who went along with “what two men do in the privacy of their own bedroom is none of the government’s business,” asserting that they were more clever than everyone who had lived on the earth for thousands of years and were thereby correcting an injustice by normalizing homosexuality.

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sexo con mejican bussy

im this close to start bullying mex flags

Americans be like

Dem euros pay so much taxes

*Proceeds to pay more in insurance rates, hidden fees and other taxes*

You see we live in freedom land

In America we get be fucked in the ass by companies

While Dem euros have workers rights and universal health care

*Bites out of soy patty from McDonald's*

Now let me tell you urban sprawl is good

My fatass can't use transit

I can barely walk 400 feet

*Wheezes from getting up*

*Dies of heart attack after drinking corn syrup*

Age 50

It is emblematic of Western society that self-declared sexual criminals are allowed to go to the government and just request a kidnapped child to rape and torture.

The fact that the toddler in this latest French case was a female, while the state-backed kidnapper is an “LGBT,” demonstrates what I’ve always said about faggots: they are simply extreme perverts, aroused primarily by sadism. I always recommend everyone watch a documentary called “The Gift” that shows the homosexual lifestyle. It’s a lot different than Will and Grace.

At one point in the film, you see that the massive orgies that all of these homos go to are in large part focused on anal fisting. This is when a man sticks his hand, sometimes up to the elbow, up another man’s asshole. This is a behavior among homosexuals that is as normal as say, a blowjob among heterosexuals. Of course, it’s difficult to make any comparisons between the sex lives of homosexuals and heterosexuals, as there is virtually nothing similar.

The fisting, as well as the anal-ramming with the penis, is done by “tops,” who are typically much more masculine (likely not even visibly demonstrating homosexual traits that could be recognized in public), while the ones getting their anuses stretched, the “bottoms,” are feminine. The top prefers a younger boy while the bottom tends to prefer an older man. This is “sadomasochism,” where the top is a sadist and the bottom is a masochist. That is, one enjoys causing pain and the other enjoys receiving it.

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I think it is illegal but never heard of anyone getting in trouble for it here (Ottawa)
I also have a bike but would never get rid of my car

Get a job

Dey really do be like dat do....

can someone shoot my dog ass?

you'd be doing the world a favor

You are a brown pedophile, goshcel.

every car i owned was just a major headache. but if my bike broke down it costed like nothing to repair and could be done in the same day

I recently read through The Walking Dead comic series (for some reason, not sure why, it’s a very embarrassing soap opera) and the comic includes “monogamous homosexuals.” This was originally featured in Will and Grace, showing homosexual men looking for a “partner” in the way heterosexuals do. TWD even showed jealousy between homosexuals. This is all nonsensical. There is no such thing as a “monogamous homosexual.” It’s an oxymoron. Further, heterosexual sexual jealousy is instinctively rooted in the man not wanting to be cucked and raising some other man’s child and the woman not wanting some other woman to come in and steal the man’s emotional and material resources away from her. There is no reason for homosexuals to feel jealousy.

“Homosexual couples” are basically just best friends who go to orgies together. They live together because most people don’t like being alone. The whole “gay marriage” thing was about mocking and degrading the natural order, as well as, of course, setting themselves up to be able to kidnap and rape children.

Most homosexuals do prefer male children for their rape and torture operations. However, as homosexuality is focused on transgression and sadism, there is no reason a homosexual would not enjoy torturing a female toddler.

humanevents.com/2024/10/02/french-lgbt-activist-arrested-for-sexually-abusing-disabled-toddler

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I work 7 to 4 everyday
Yeah I swear most Americans I know are retarded it's funny how I have better dialogue with foreigners than most Americans

did the dishes award

You have zero humanity if you enjoy watching Moeshitter shows. For most of human history, the stories passed down for generations have largely been epics in the form of religious prose, poetry, or song. This is because people enjoy hearing a good story of heroes and warriors triumphing over evil, getting past obstacles and going on a long journey like the Odyssey or the Epic of Gilgamesh. From these old stories came derivations which birthed genres like comedy, tragedy, satire, romance etc. These ancient stories have persevered in the modern era and has given forth new stories in the anime industry. Shounen as a genre is as big as it is because it has the same themes that make it comparable to an ancient epic. Romance and comedy come after because they too share these characteristics. But with Moetrash, you don't get any of that historical tradition. You have a group of cute girls doing nothing for as many chapters as possible. They do normal life activities like school or hanging out but contextualized with terrible satirical writing from a 40 year old otaku mangaka who never had a social life and thus can only guess how a young japanese girl would act. You as a reader are only observing boring and ordinary people and come away with no sense of awe or wonder. Really, you just consume a fictional character's life like a mindless normalfaggot browsing their favorite celebrity on IG. And while every reader has vicariously lived through the characters they enjoy, what does the moeshitter worship? A hero? A villain? A tragic character? No one. Just a retarded 14 year old chuuni girl written as a terrible overused trope. People who read moetrash are sad, pathetic subhumans - often from 3rd world countries - who live miserable lives and thus look towards moetrash as severe escapism and to experience normal life - the friends you never had, the girls you've never kissed, the activities you pussied out of. And this is why you should pity the moeshitter and their garbage.

I was in Yurop last month and I felt so happy being able to get everywhere I needed either by walking or public transit. If I could manage it I would never drive a car again.

go away vpn retard

I look like this

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Everyone on earth understands what “gay adoption” AKA “faggot child kidnapping and rape” implies.

Every single one of these faggots is molesting the kids.

The faggots themselves were molested as kids and they embraced anal identity as good, which means they’ve embraced the idea that their molestation was good.

nypost.com/2023/01/20/couple-pimped-their-adopted-sons-out-to-pedophile-ring-report/

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I hate walkable cities and trains

Its because I am fat and wheeze if I walk more than 50 feet

Now let me get on my Ford f150

posted it again award

meant for

my car hasn't got to that point yet so I should count my blessings

Job now, Pedro

I am going in August or September hopefully it will be fun honestly fuck American cities

F150s are based

there's 1 polish anon who's desperate to migrate to poland

you're supposed to park in the lines separate from the bike lanes

I can tell you are filled with estrogen. I bet you think your a tough blue collar man but get exhausted from walking

extremely mexican post

hate this excuse desu. im fat im probably even obese but i ride HARD.
There's two (on /cum/ that I know of), one is a Polish diaspora looking to return, the other isn't. so you're obviously thinking about the diaspora, who isn't me

Job now, Pedro

and trump is assblasted that japan isn't buying american cars

I can't walk because I am a fat ass

im a dirty bum

I wish I was australian

only ones that complain about people begging for more walkable cities and better biking infrastructure are literal fatties

I work 7 to 4 lmao

Job now, Pedro

Okay and what about 4-12 Pedro? Chop chop

public transport

Why would you want an American car German and Japanese cars are literally superior

fuck you gringo bastard...

He said to him, ‘If they do not hear Moses and the Prophets, neither will they be convinced if someone should rise from the dead.’”

Public transport is horrific

Job now, Pedro

The people who hate walkable slaves and transit are literally old boomers and dumbass who never leave the gated community

get his ass

Emma Stone is just Michael Cera with a smoker's voice

pretty much the only people that drive american cars in the USA are white trash, ghetto, redneck hillbillies

The people who hate walkable slaves and transit are literally old boomers and dumbass who never leave the gated community

TIME TO GO TO THE DRUNK TANK SLUT

I wish public transport that idealists picture in their heads existed but we all know what it's actually like

walkable slaves

There are many cities and towns in China, Japan, & Europe that are unwalkable or only marginally better than an American city. Not every city in the world is Shanghai, Tokyo, London, or Paris

the last time i was on public transportation these weirdos were high on marijuana and said that my sunglasses were upside down (they werent) and they were laughing their asses off even though they obviously werent

They put in sidewalk near my house and now I see black people walking on it.

I hate walkable cities.

white girl feet

i rather live in those 4 cities than this rural shithole

wish women weren't the way they are but it kind of just is one of those things there's nothing to be done

he doesn't take his slaves for a walk

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i mean you could become gay.

also the public transit in my city doesn't fucking work it is egregious

I'm silly gay

i live in bramptom

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I live in Long Beach, California

im pretty upset at the black slaves for not staying loyal to their masters after the emancipation proclamation

rather just be an incel

i live in new jersey

last year i saw a truck collide with a light rail train (public transport) literally as it happened and they wouldn't let me cross the road at the site of the accident even though i could obviously do so.

deep dish pizza is shit and chicago is a hopeless warzone

Some of them kinda did, but as you can imagine it's not popular to acknowledge this nowadays. More interestingly is many decades after the War ended some blacks still spoke highly of their masters.

Public transport smells like Indians

they wouldn't let me cross the road at the site of the accident even though i could obviously do so.

ignore people and do what you want, 99% of the time they are powerless to stop you.

at mall

have to piss badly

walk up to bathroom

cleaning faggot is just getting there and setting up his little cart

tells me bathroom is closed

tell him I have to piss

he just stares at me

literally walk past him into bathroom

take piss

wash hands

leave

entire time he's just standing there at his cart doing nothing

my only regret is that i didn't piss on the floor.

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Toronto and Ontario look worse. Windsor looks like Mumbai and Shanghai had a miscarriage that somehow went on to live against the wishes of nature.

deep dish pizza

Sounds like a big messy, bowl of lava-hot pizza sauce

what were canadians during in the 1860s

Having sex

it's like an above ground marinara swimming pool for rats

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why do beaners love israel so much?

^ redditpaki on american vpn

*doing
sorry im drunk

wtf

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lets brainstorm some ideas to make money on the computer without leaving your house

Jews have solidarity with other jews that rape children.

Blacks have solidarity with other blacks that murder White children.

But we shouldn’t have solidarity with other Whites because they’re “low class”?

Nice try

are there any non-cringe podcasters
no politics, no personalities, just good content

I have reached sexual maturity

it's like an above ground marinara swimming pool for rats

That's just any Italian neighborhood in Nyc you have it confused with

Clubbing baby seals to death and squeezing syrup out of trees
Wait, sauce over the cheese?

Yep. whites are different. we don't do tribalism. we despise our lower classes and seek to separate ourselves from them

tired of Anon Babble now
will go on X app now

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why do burgers love israel so much?

No bun. On keto diet.

Organizing into a country, 1867 is the founding date. The US Civil War had a big effect on everything here at the time.

i havent reached sexual maturity mentally

and that is BAD

Google has turned to shit these past few years

lol

Wait, sauce over the cheese?

yeah it's fuckin disgusting, one of the worst american foods.

i'm 98% sure it was just blacks who had no idea how to make a pizza, they knew the ingredients they needed but couldn't figure out the right order so they just dumped it all in a pan and cooked it.

There are better options than jobs that hate you and want you to suffer

Everyone loves Hitler except for Jews, shabbos goys and faggots

I didn't know jeets made videogames

thinking of going to community college

It's very funny that people think deep dish pizza is Chicongoan but in reality it's thin crust in the mid west

can we safely say schizopoo is either indian or jewish

You'll be jacked in no time
What was wrong with normal pizza? Thus is just a straight downgrade

I work for one

It is unironically Italian, the only difference is that the Italian version doesn't have sauce in it

thinking of going to clown college

mascot?

might eat award

Bro, that is a pie

The black guy who recorded Shiloh was a pedo!

realpolish.pl podcast is this unironically

deep dish is referred to as a pizza pie

such as

no, I work in IT support

A pizza pie without the pizza

it's italian

the only difference is that it's not the same thing at all

apple pie is basically deep dish pizza the only difference is that it uses apples and no meat and has a full crust and is dessert but otherwise it's literally identical almost sort of

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I wouldn't. I hear the job market is a joke right now.

Literally all of Canada's food culture is stolen from other countries so I have no clue why you think you have the right to have an opinion and claimed to be Canadian

only the dumbest, most low-brow motherfuckers call a pizza a "pie".

Just destroyed an whole family sized bag of funyuns

Your country decided to take a gravy packet and put it on fries and considers that it's greatest culinary achievement

Don't forget about the cheese curds!

you dont deserve my nut

as opposed to...your ass backwards failed pizza? damn you sure pwned me(?)

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how the fuck did adobe cloud go from $21 a month to $50 with taxes

Bidenflation

I read that as adobe chud for a second

cookie pie sounds yum

japanese manga protagonists are just so annoying

jfc this amerimutt is having a total meltdown rn

I mean if you really wanted me to pwn I could talk about how Chicago has more Michelin stars awarded than Ontario but let's not go there

Domino's and papa John's sell that

Love that international students only require 1 foundation year *MAXIMUM* to be accepted into prestigious Canadian universities while having less qualification than a born-Canadian who happened to go through a 30-3 program in Canada because they made the wrong choices as a 13-14 year old, and thus has to redo 3 years of high school MINIMUM.

You aren't White

Fried Cheese curds come from ancient Rome read

Who makes the best cookie pizza? Dominos or Papa Johns?

amerilard is seething uncontrollably now

You mean trump university?

We chuds need our own adobe

international students are charged more money to attend thoughbeit

The esteemed denizen, whose origins are firmly rooted in the illustrious and sovereign territory collectively recognized as the United States of America, finds themselves ensnared in an extraordinarily tempestuous and utterly indomitable conflagration of vehement exasperation, wherein a veritable deluge of visceral indignation, compounded by an unrelenting torrent of seething rancor, surges forth with such prodigious and unyielding ferocity that it precipitates a state of profound, chaotic, and wholly uncontainable psychological disarray; this maelstrom of emotional turbulence, marked by its excessive and unrestrained fervor, courses through their being with the unrelenting force of a cataclysm, rendering their disposition one of frenetic agitation, teetering precariously on the precipice of utter mental and emotional dissolution, as the sheer magnitude of their vexation defies all bounds of moderation or composure.

coming to terms with the difficult fact that i am not particularly good at anything in life

cooking award

Recent polling data showed that support for Israel dropped below 50% for the first time ever. Jews are panicking right now and they should be.

I think he meant DeVry

Good.

Make high quality posts today, or leave

Chudobe Brotoshop

Because young adult, actual Canadians totallly have the time on their hands to redo high school while also working a full-time job to pay rent

Drinkable tap water

the top clown college in the world is unironically extremely difficult to get into. a lot of famous actors have gone there.

Why can't domestic students just pay more too?

flammable tap water

It can't be exactly.

begone, shoo!

That's good
Soon we'll have an entire parallel economy in which we never have to interact with a normoid

I'm canadian

Catch my smelly feet

proof?

Some guy I work with keeps dumping his banana peels right on the asphalt in the parking lot. He's white but its such niggery behavior

i don't understand how cobra or asmongold can't just pay someone to brush their teeth for them or something. nigga, you have an unlimited money printer..

white unity is more powerful than an atomic bomb....

Good.

spin out like mario kart

dont those two live with roaches

i will say the canadian way of doing things sounds retarded. why can't you go to a CC or something?

I have nothing to prove to you

CC's have the same standards lol

No. When I was in uni the equivalent tuition for an international student was more than 5 times what I paid as a Canadian.

you guys don't have an equivalent to a GED? you can get a GED here online

prove your love to me

i learned a few weeks ago they renamed the "GED" to something else lol

yes

Yeah.

You don't get it, I HAVE a high school diploma, but it's "not valid" for application to a university, instead of doing a GED equivalent, I'd actually have to redo 4 years of high school courses

im literally canadian

haven't farted even once today. hoping it's a blessing and i'm not saving up something truly putrid.

sometimes if i have to take a cab to the airport i drink whiskey the night before so i can torture the cabbie with horrendous farts that smell like rotting flesh.

how can it be equivalent to a GED if a GED here holds the same weight as a high school diploma in college application? that's what i'm saying

i've never been to canada. should i go this summer? montreal isn't a long drive for me

There is a fucking power button somewhere.

I never liked this nose type

visit my buddy ahmed in terrrebonne

he probably just doesn't have the right credits to be accepted to certain programs.

You should visit Canada before it really does become India

it only works in select cases
no it sucks

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Yeah I'm not doing this for a woman

i dont give a fuck about this india thing, assume anyone who does is indian

eating award

she doesn't actually look good facially thoughever

I don't think you get it. I have a high school diploma but it's basically not real because I did 30-3 because that's the program my parents signed me up for after grade 8. this is not accepted for college and university, whereas 30-1 (normal high school) is

i'm only mildly interested because i'm hoping it results in jeets and pakis nuking each other.

diet was terrible today

Theoretically.

i think about killing myself a lot

you're always talking who would you fuck why dont you start talking about who would fuck you

deep

I'm tired of talking about Jason though

idk i like her, she has a weird euro look but it works for me

sort of like how Sydney Sweeney looks like she got kicked by a donkey but she's still hot

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because nobody would obv

why are jeets fighting other jeets and why should i care

i don't think you understand what i'm saying. your 30-3 program is not equivalent to a GED then because a GED would be accepted for college and university here. ergo, Canada does not have an equivalent to the GED.

I saw it.

sniff sniff

That's exactly what I'm saying. 30-1 is equivalent, 30-3 (what I have) isn't, I need to literally redo high school to get 30-1.

Better buy a Switch 2 now, chud

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I wish there was a good MegaMan anime or manga

I'm starting to think this egyptian guy doesn't even speak english.

I do not like American breakfast foods

The summer wind

I enjoyed the Megamam legends games

i like hash browns

How do we feel about whales?

i miss the days when a good product was the main way companies convinced you to buy their products and not psyops

@grok is this true?

imagine actually ever using twitter even once for anything

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fuck whales. all my homies hate moby dick

thoughts on anime bitches?

go to big record shop

cant find album I want

ask cute girl at information desk

she knows the album and tells me to look place I already looked

also says to check out one other place, but its probably not there

ah well, it didnt hurt to ask, thanks

realize I probably shouldve tried to keep the conversation going

why am I so stupid

i discovered a hot SSBBW and all the comments under the videos were like "i wanna fuck that whale with my moby DICK" and "yarrr there she BLOWS MY DICK" it was crazy how into it these guys get sometimes

Lads, where did it go wrong here? I was ghosted right after this. We were texting Albeit somewhat sporadically but this was the cutoff. For reference this was back during Easter and I asked if she had any plans and she was taking her dog out for its birthday. We were talking about classes some too. I'm really trying to learn so I can do better because I am ghosted A LOT and I am not sure why

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i prefer anime men

talking about "quadratics"

dude you turned her pussy into the Sahara desert holy FUCK.

Is university that easy in the US or why the fuck are people saying that chatgpt is helping people cheat? The shit that I studied in my country was never on the Internet, I asked chatgpt some of the questions from my microeconomics class with a passing rate of 12% and that bitch would've failed with a 25/100

android emojis

oh hell naw

Gently.

yal'l

chicago style pizza is good fuck the haters

is it true that if you fart a lot it means you are unhealthy?

No.

New

the girls in brap porn are most likely very unhealthy, yeah

Sea.

Honda makes an automatic scooter. They have a motorcycle as well but it'll cost you

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pizza

What?