/brit/

little kitten cuddling with a baby deer edition

hateful webm

el gato cariñoso

Deer are so cute

Wonder what the big man himself would think of this

ah, a nice fresh thread, which i'll likely not post in any more than this since i'm about to head off to sleeptoil
have a wonderful thread lads

Retarded polacks think russia is responsible for bringing in non white immigrants into Poland and not the american/israeli puppet Donald Tusk lmao

screaming. bizarre timeline we live in

ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS

wish I could fly one of those

in tv shows when a woman says that someone can do anything they want with her what does that actually mean? what will they get up to during that sexual encounter? yes I am an autistic virgin

NEED to get this to #1

there's a decent chance complete turbonormies are gonna be singing that hook in public

Me? I'm just a regular sex-haver who has a preorder secured for a Switch 2

Good example of taking everything from a bit of a schizo dude with power
This will introduce and desensitize antisemitism to zoomers.

i cant believe it
i just got a job
IM FREE
8 MONTHS OF WASTING MY LIFE WITH YOU LOSERS AND ITS OVER AHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the job lad? Congrats

See you tomorrow

is this AI why is it only on some random channel

That jubilant over becoming a wage lmao

(((THEY))) took it down

You know why

heil mousey

nth for the baddiedem

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i would defend ukraine, greenland, candada in wars

all my homies love mousenonce

Comfort is the death of a man

Literally at work reading this post

falling off a cliff isn't comfortable

All these poses and faces make her like a child but not the sweet innocence that she is after. Because we all know she's trying to make herself more sexually sought after. It's grim.

thinking of becoming a kitchen porter

what do they keep saying? nigga howlin?

enjoy being bullied by chefs

Dire job lad, I really wouldn't. Often treated like shit too.

I pretend to be a girl in online video games so lonely kissless virgins give me lotsa items.

Rachel Reeves gives me the ick
Fucking hate autistic women

mid five head get a grip man

I pretend to be trans because it's easier to pull off. I largely get the same result.

More for me

five head

You mean white

could land the space shuttle on it mate

im lucky my brother is nothing like this

is your brother that kiwi chef who does the youtube shorts

gross if I'm honest

not that i know of

I was going to make this point but I thought I'd just be bullied for it.

Chefs are absolutely cunts. They're all antisocial piss heads and drug users. They're generally stupid low skill mongs. They're very angry and stressed. They think they're heroic by making people expensive dinners lmao. Women love them though because their brutish demeanor.

Im reading this while at work. Literally getting paid to shitpost with you all

Thanks lad, cba to back myself up there.

mad that

too bad

Spent 7 months unemployed me, was the darkest time of my life...

you'll still be here reading at work like the rest of us

had too much pancake batter and had to save some
now considering getting a chicken and some spuds
roast chicken and potatoes with yorkshire puds

was the darkest time of my life...

Why

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

did I stutter?

They will wrap your coffin in a gay pride flag lmao

yes she looks like shit here actually you're just a lonely simp with arrested development it's sad

On a Thursday?

Been watching asmongold recently

this is isn't true thoughwhatevertbeit-o-algo

the culinary industry in general is sort of a societal safety net for a lot of unemployable types
i worked in a restaurant throughout highschool and some of uni and met all sorts of ex cons, genuinely mentally ill people, everything
reckon it's why a lot of chefs are cunts, they can't escape the industry and it makes them frustrated

Sir Sargon of Akkad

Ok incel

What parts are unbelievable?

NIGGA HEIL HITLER
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
NIGGA HEIL HITLER

we all make mistakes

sounds grim as fuck

things are looking serious at the india pakistan border lads

People ask why Palestine matters.

Why a small strip of land, half a world away, has come to symbolize something far greater than itself.

The answer is simple.

Because in Palestine, the mask slips.

It is where the lie of Western morality collides head- on with the truth of colonial violence.

And in that collision, something is revealed-not just about Israel, but about empire itself.

is there something I can do for you people?

project on pedo retard lmfao

well if i dont have yorkshire puds ill just have to try out the batter. that is a quids worth of batter.

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mental illness

good edish

Sick of people assuming I'm straight
Colonial indoctrination fucking LOVES a binary. It gets off on the hierarchy that a binary can create.

I do nothing all day everyday

I think it's the only place that tolerates them, it's both. They're a cunt, it's a cunt industry. Even pleasant people lose their shit because it's stressful, hot, everyone is a cunt. It's like other jobs such as binmen. Specific type is only capable working there.

150 years ago those men would be shipped across the world to fight in the colonies and 400 years ago they'd be scooped up from villages to fight for their barons.

And now they make your poncey over priced food (half of which is premade)

no one cares gaylord being gay isn't a replacement for a personality

I play Pot of Greed that allows me to draw two additional beers from my fridge.

accelerated society

Bumpin the new Ye track, shits catchy

Might become a library mong

holy shit this burger i'm eating is 1200 cal and has 62g of protein 65g of fat and 70g of carbs

he is such a baby lmfao
literally crying about twitter posts

Ignorant fucktard
For 95% of human history, people lived in small, communal hunter-gatherer bands of about 10-20. These groups shared resources and practiced collective care.

With the Agricultural Revolution (around 10,000 BCE), people began shifting to kinship-based, multigenerational households. For most of modern history, living with extended family that were fluid (not just couples) was the norm.

The idea of a romantic couple living alone is modern, Western, and economic. It took off after WWII, especially in the U.S., fueled by suburbs, capitalism, and heteronormative media.

Can you give me a few tips lad? Looking to polish this gimmick considering it's going to be a long term one

Just the burger? That's a bit mental

keep it as is mate makes you seem really autistic gay and retarded it's perfect x

I can't quit Ye man. He's still doing me me shit no artist on earth is doing.

Fucking conveyancing fees are so expensive

reckon I've got the 'tism I constantly pick the skin round my fingernails. reckon I need one of those toys

20 grams of protein just going to waste then as your body can’t absorb that amount in one sitting. It’s sad to hear

I think I figured out my gimmick. Introducing

GIMMICK LAD (me)

My gimmick is gimmicks. I come out with a load of crazy whacky gimmicks. I discuss gimmicks, I rate gimmicks, I invent gimmicks.

I am gimmick lad.

i posted this before and I got no (you)'s?

nice made up fan fiction from unemployed homosexual anarchists mate but again being gay isn't a replacement for a personality and no one cares x

tumblr is that way my xir, they love polycules over there

not into it. Back to the drawing board for you little man

See Stop aligning yourself to the colonial narrative

#1 in Gaza but Ye said on stream yesterday he doesn't give one single fuck about Palestine

Yeah but NHH

I'm gimmick lad xD

You'll be seeing a lot of me in the future so I think it's with doing a Q&A

AMA lads xD

I'm going to eat a yoghurt

Utter bollocks

No it’s not lol

favourite non-gimmicklad gimmick?

untrue it just can't use more than 40g for muscle growth the other protein will be used elsewhere

pathetic
his music is shit too he still doesn't know how to mix or master a track

.....shes 12

What I'd you favorite method of eating mozzarella sticks

this has been debunked

scromitting, how can one man be so based?

That's my PB song.

I'd have to say mousey, but he's living the gimmick so it's less gimmicky, more real. I like rorke posts too.

I usually like salsa xD

But if I have no sauce I'll often wipe it through my arse. Sometimes for poo flakes, other times for vinegar arse sweat.

NHH tho

this is genuinely a banger

haha alright x

hello jacksfit

pusi

You're low IQ

I think I'm open to this new gimmick

antisemitism is such a fucking cancer

how so

schlomo

reckon kanye's capable of getting a club full of nazi salutes?

alri 2016mong, how's you mate?

I'll be doing monthly gimmick reviews lads. I'll also do gimmick drama commentary in cases where there is gimmick fighting.

Are you a muslim?

giggly niggers

=D

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He's got like 20 version of this btw putting AI voices of different celebrities saying Nigga Heil Hitler I wonder if he puts them all out

you should use a trip so we know it's the real deal

he still benching in the 40kgs these days?

might filter the word gimmick

nah dont bother

wouldve laughed if this post had ended in 1488 would've been ironic and funny haha

hitler would have had black people like kayne and his family swiftly executed so its bit pathetic for a black person to heil hitler

Islam and Judaism have more in common with each other than either does to Christianity

so its bit pathetic for a black person to heil hitler

why?

Tbf he’s actually starting to make progress

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Hitler doesn't exist you fucking retard
Nazis don't exist
His name and the history is up for grabs

I just explained it one sentence before, do you have a learning disability?

Black Americans seem to think Hitler favoured them for some reason

I would really hope someone with fit in their name could bench more than that wtf

hitler would have had black people like kayne and his family swiftly executed

yes

You actually only wrote one sentence, so there was no "sentence before". Checkmate schlomo.

that nigga on the right is built like gru

hitler would have had black people like kayne and his family swiftly executed

Source: arse

The Nazis didn't really talk about blacks because there were only a handful in Germany but from what they did say they just dismissed them as actual animals and savages and not worth getting in to a diatribe about

Gimmick review

Egypt flag

So his gimmick is one word and closed responses? It's bad honestly lads, not a smart man. I rate it 2/10 and I've blocked him in fact.

wasn't there a film recently about some black girl that falls in love with a Hitler Youth guy? I saw it on /brit/

canwe talk about ships and sailing in the sea and post images related to that

state of Arsenal tho

that hitler sample at the end

oh my fucking daaaaaaaaays blud

blacks have to be the most demented insecure people on earth. how mindbroken do you have to be to think adolf hitler would have been on your side. jokes and memes aside lads dont be retarded come on

gimmick review:

gimmick reviewier

So this fuckig mong went to university of boring bastard

there was loads of nazi propaganda about blacks and miscegenation etc wtf are you talking about

The next day—August 3, 1936—Owens won his first gold medal in the 100-meter dash. Hitler did not meet or shake hands with Owens. That said, there are several reports of a salute or wave. According to sports reporter and author Paul Gallico, writing from Berlin, Owens was “led below the honor box, where he smiled and bowed, and Herr Hitler gave him a friendly little Nazi salute, the sitting down one with the arm bent.” Owens himself later confirmed this, claiming that they exchanged congratulatory waves.

So, Owens was not personally snubbed by Hitler. However, Owens did feel that he had been snubbed by someone: U.S. Pres. Franklin D. Roosevelt. A month after the Olympic Games, Owens told a crowd, “Hitler didn’t snub me—it was [Roosevelt] who snubbed me. The president didn’t even send me a telegram.”

You're low IQ and you have a black-person-tier understanding of irony

HOWLING

Hitler did nothing to the blacks except throw them an awesome Olympics

kanye west has bipolar disorder mate. hes not being le esoteric irony meme master, hes just mentally ill and rich which is a dangerous combination in yankland

far too hot lads

literally melting

making throne

huh???

lmao

You have no idea what bipolar means

fucking winter this

tbf though, the chorus is a banger isnt it?

get over it black boy and stop projecting your insecurities

its an album popular among white men

Watch The Throne nigga
Otis Niggas in Paris nigga

Ah assep yo concession

Kanye's diagnosed and describes himself as bipolar, though he considers it a superpower.

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

bipolar disorder

I see nothing but consistency from Ye

You have no idea what bipolar means

left some really thick logs in the bowl, was gonna take a picture for you lads but thought it would be crass

Funny how offended people get over some harmless words

You're watching BBC news.

When is Heil Hitler going up on Spotify/Apple Music/Youtube etc.

And if not, why not?

He put it on Soundcloud and they deleted it

ah yes the zoomer hitlerian revolution through kanye rap videos

he famously and proudly admits he is bipolar and refuses medication
he was also literally brain fucked by his cousin the same way gingerpedo was
coincidence?

i see the potential but it's been almost 2 years and it's his job to lift. What a waste of opportunity

grow up

Sir Heil Hitler

Freezing

DEY DONT LIKE WHAT I SAY TWIDDAH!

*calls you gammon*
*watches on as you descend into a blistering impotent fury in your smelly bedroom*

Hope the next Pope goes death con 3 on the homos and trannies after a decade of Francis being too soft on them.

Do I go to Vienna or Riga for my first solo trip next month? I've already been to Riga before years ago but I'd like to go again since I was with family last time and didn't get a chance to cover what I wanted to do while there. Both cities are pretty appealing to me.

New wheels for me :)

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blacked.com happymeal

*sits calmly*
...demented freak

There are more whores in Riga

US reduces tariffs on UK poo imports

broom broom!

I need to get my car serviced for the first time and im scared to do it. I dont know what to say to the men and what I need to know or bring with me

How fat are you?

That nazi Kanye track is shit. lmaoing at chuds getting hyped for that

um

donald trump takes chair of uk kebab awards

Nah it's good

Rage on jeff

shit? nah

been shitting my absolute ringer out all day with molten korean noodle sloppy poos

glorinaded chiggin oh fuggg

how come sometimes songs have loads of streams on spotify then only a few on youtube?

Your car and locking wheel nuts which are normally in the car, beyond that you just leave it there and fuck off for an hour or two.

Not nanny gimmicks this thread honestly

just present your pooey hairy arse and say it's your first time

just found out AUS also made a jeet trade deal
it is over for the white man

DAMN YOU KANYE WEST

DAMN YOU TO HELL

Trade deal aye? Sounds like a good thing, probably not though

free movement for african americans to britain

his music has always been middling to bad and the production is amateurish never understood why he is so popular

Hitler only hated jews

youtube.com/watch?v=shIQo_jgoFs

genuinely think there's something special about the british people
yeah we've got our faults but at the core there's a very beautiful spirit there

Thanks Rorke, that was our Mongonomics correspondent Rorke Williams there who is bringing us his analysis of developments in Washington, now to Leftypol Smith for comment

le aging zoomer still mentally living in 2019

gone in our lifetime

went there when i was 20 and a coomer
some of the sex shops have booths in the back where you can get a striptease then an oily wank from a whore

The deal will involve billions of dollars of American exports including American beef, ethanol, and other agricultural products, Trump says.

So after all the fuss about chlorinated chicken we'll be getting chlorinated beef instead

No he hated everyone. Jews blacks asians hippies everyone the whole planet even the germans too

do people really still listen to this guy?

American beef is brilliant

are people in 2015 any different to people in 2025 in style or habits or culture

dunno about you lads, but i have a feeling its gonna be yet another white boy summer

England 20 years ago is like a different civilisation

Entire cities have went through unprecedented ethnic cleansing

Obviously you can go back further to make the point stand even firmer, but just 20 years...2005...England was so much different

jews hit me with the bedwetting ray while I was sleeping again. Bed just absolutely soaked with piss

I hope this is irony

any y'all tryna hop on warzone later with me and brad?

Unchlorinated British chickens for the British people

i could do with some homone meat from america. thats why americans are so strong and tall and menly

I was still posting in /brit/ in 2015

EU5 reveal in 1 hour

Hitler gave it a go didn't he

just wash dey chicken rorke ya bomba clat

grow up

awful cringe meme alt-rightists try to force every year

youtube.com/watch?v=MEIRNj0EmH0

look at this video and watch the zoomer marvel in awe at what the fuck is even going on in the first 30 seconds of it

CORRRR gonna be holed up in my smelly incel cave for the next 18 months

WHITE BOY SUMMMMMMERRR!!!!
*stays inside all year*

lots of vapers on the tube today

he put every effort in to achieve his dreams you can't deny that

alt-right? na i'm all-white. white boy summer baybeeeee

Make me pope and I promise a crusade against trannies

The Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 is explicit, saying “trade with the post-Brexit UK needs urgent development before London slips back into the orbit of the EU”

ktim

yes

shite taste
shite posts
shite threads

triple L

I've slipped back into the orbit of your mum

the streets

awful awful music. mike skinner is crap

I love entertainment. I love being entertained more than anything. Despise boredom.

simpcel clitty still leaking 45 minutes later

fucking screaming take a lap around the block bud take a deep breath

see i reckon you're about an 8 or a 9
even 9 and a half in 4 beers time
That blue Topshop top you've got on is nice
Bit too much fake tan though, but yeah, you score high

I am an incel and I love my gay porn

/brit/ is in quite a boring era tbqh, even the thread personalities are dull in comparison to what we used to have

ktim when I have to introduce myself

it's okay you weren't white in 2004 i get it bruv

BLACK SMOKE COMING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

carry on my gay incel son

get a hobby im begging you

I have hobbies, still like posting here with the lads

Woke up at 3 am in my piss soaked bed

fair enough but why moan about "thread personalities" if you want it to be good here

BROWN SMOKE FROM MY ARSE

Thanks for the trade deal buckos

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Corr love a good trade deal me

I'm not moaning it's just matter of fact, we used to have spaino and mousenonce and now we have heathermong and zeidbelg
That's quite the downgrade

did they elect obama again?

trade deals but we give away everything and get poorer and browner

Mental how badly he mindraped you

parliament is the lion dear boy

...yh.

Strikes a hard bargain does are Keir

they really love making UK browner don't they

I live in your head rent free and you have nightmares about me battering you like your step dad did when you were a child LOL

going afk for an hour lads. Don't have too much fun without me

so?

I dont think about you lil bro

Much to think about.

sure you don't

I love gloomy weather and apocalyptic vibes. Might move to England

releasing this on ve day

New

Thanks for the trade deal