President Nelson edition
/brit/
my gf has gone to italy for the summer (where she is from) and has a summer job
€4 an hour she makes ....... lol fucking hell what's the point
Yeah... I'm thinking we're BACK
nice chimbley
she sells her arse to sudanese boatpeople
wonder what f1nnster is up to right now?
yes lad they phoned us to move it into alingsås last week
a pope from chicago, the most corrupt city in the US
Poo smells
this is what Sweden is all about
thoughts on bras that make it look like you're not wearing a bra?
holy cheboli
looks great
Lost and found,
Down and out,
Our lives are quiet and sound
Of better judges more are found saying, "we need PIP"
Every little thing you do is magic,
every little thing you do is dumb,
nh, do it for toil — sheet metal smith
aye, old trade with rich tradition
uh I can clearly see a bra there mate
Not many studios have the luxury of dropping 1 game every 10 years and having a near infinite cash flow to throw at development. The rockstar engine is also way ahead of anything else that exists, unreal engine couldn't manage even half the heavy lifting in comparison
If consoomers stopped buying low effort slop year after year then developers would probably start prioritizing quality over quantity instead of pumping out shit at a low cost to maximize profits
Fuming lads. Nigel would never let this happen
Watching a fox eat chewing gum off the floor, can't be good for him
cheers lad, really enjoy this work
cope
Bull horn!
You gonna give him a fresh piece or just sit there judging him?
rorke seeing on facebook that his more or less estranged dad is having a new kid with his 20 something gf half his age while rorke himself is still a virgin
rorke also wanking to cuck doujins where the cuck is cucked by his dad
a Swede talking like a british tradie is amusing to me. it is a nice chimney though
tuttu.io
alrite lads
Does it come with a set of bullhorns as well haha you stupid c8nt
uh oh
leftypol remembering getting raped in the arse by his dad as a child
onya mate
rorke tipping the just eat driver £1
might take next semester off uni im not feeling it anymore
and the latest on EW?
if black smoke comes out does that mean youre getting shagged by a black bloke?
doctor's office leaves a message asking to set an appointment
call back
no answer
sick of these games
Ooh that reminds me got a cheeky £10off voucher
went on a rampage in aldi with a gun but didn't know how to shoot
*sits in a plastic lawn chair at the back of the thread*
gotta phone at 8am mate
Thinking about when I was little and my mum sent me to the corner shop to get some electric and I didn't know how it worked or what to ask for so I lied and just walked around for a bit before coming back and telling her it wasn't working.
Reckon that was the start of my downfall in life.
I thought you guys didn't have tips?
PIP PIP exclaimed Rorke as I drove the gavel down and I came and saw and conquered that ass
- Love, from the UK Parliament (the Lion)
my bollocks just quite literally exploded
I hate the internet now
There, I said it
It's shit and every fucker's on it and thinks they know everything
Mumbjerg just approved the request lads, it's happening:
fried halloumi
jalapeno sticks
chips
3 piece chicken
8 can of cider
Wahey
*slathers them on hot buttered toast*
Yeah?
greasing my porncock
if you are a descendant of G Herbo hmu
Planning something big
youtube.com
Yeah, I'm a diamond 100% cut, the real mccoy, the real deal
got no pasta sauce
reckon you could use ceasar dressing instead?
Emma Watson? She’s still not pooed on me.
drinking a pint of petrol
mayonaise works
mad how people 80 years ago were celebrating the defeat of Nazi Germany
just get pasta takeaway
yeah don't see why not
it's italian ent it
only gone and popped a stash onto a branch that it wasn't originally from, haven't i
what am i like
consolidating my debt
amerifat: your island's crawling with jimmy saviles choking down brown shapes and brown sauce
brit: settle down lad have another school shorting about it
RANJITKUMAR99: bros why u angry uk has queen :crown: and usa has spiderman
both is legend
proud moment :india:
Never seen Thunderpants but yes I am a big fan of that film
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PIP, PIP, Cheerio. Said Spainnonce, to all of us, oooooh. 10 black men in my house. Ah, oh mio
Moving to Germany lads
might give up
I really have no idea why so many people like AI
literally just computer generated nonsense but the masses love their slop
2 fresh haddock fillets down the gullet
might grow up
wonder how many black american gis stationed in britain got to celebratory black raw young british girls 80 years ago tonight
they're retarded
I'm retarded
having some smoked haddockberg myself
the cronem forefathers
throwing darts in lovers eyes
remember my teacher telling me his alcoholic grandmother during the war would throw his father into the cellar and lock the door so he would be shivering in darkness all night. then she would return hours later and have loud sex with black GIs on the kitchen table right next to the cellar door
Boy, 17, stabbed in chest in horror attack at Manchester Arndale car park
An investigation has been launched
I can't believe they allow this on youtube
49 seconds
youtube.com
Thoughts on the new pope?
rorke baselessly assuming the victim is white and the attacker isn't
Fella in a dress calling himself a woman typing into a computer and just doing whatever it says without thinking for themselves
Quite ahead of its time really
corr
just imagine how much spunk was up the cellar walls as he wanked to those noises
tradtardism has gone way out of control
needs to be shut down asap before this gets any worse
says it's unavailable, what was it?
could you survive on war rations
all nice and well but cronem chiefing on a devious clickum wile 3 pm katy bop pon oval x
Looks like a weird wog
proabably both black or muslim
he's from chicago i hear, thus he's corrupt like everyone from chicago
Native English speaker which is always great although he speaks the mong version
We still do
did we move all our chickens to the colonies in the years before WWII wtf
would have to do a cheeky trade
dont like jam and never use sugar
John McAfee's ghost telepathically warning me that this website might exploit some vulnerability in my web browser
2 years on the job and now he's pope? WEF plant
really? on the day of the new pope?
Time to watch Lillian Phillips suck on a few penises. Of varying shades.
While fat Churchill was scranning caviar and drinking expensive champagne in his bed
chickens and other farm animals eat grain, it was to preserve that
how much is 1/1d of meat
suck on the barrel of a loaded gun instead
Would eat Emma Watson’s poo.
mate they were sex arses since '41
The consensus on Europa Universalis V from all the big content creators is that it's promising and can be a decent flagship for Paradox for the next 10+ years after release but it requires an extremely beefy computer to run so most people at the moment won't be able to play it when it releases
extremely rare excellent yank post
prefer lauren philips and her MASSIVE arse me
needing to phone the GP for an appointment tomorrow can't wait to rush to phone them at 8 and still end up at 32nd in the queue and refused to be seen in person
People are so ignorant of history.
You really think the Ukraine situation is the first time that the MIC has managed to psyop liberals into being pro-war?
It has happened before. It happened in Vietnam in the 70s. Some anti-war students became pro-war after they learned about poor black soldiers dying in Vietnam and they became convinced to sign up out of a sense of guilt.
The MIC is very good at running narratives to get liberals on their side. It has been doing this for decades.
tell me whats different about it right now. thanks
mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.
common catholic L
Despise them
yeah and you stopped them dead in their tracks now that you made this post in /brit/.
really awful gimmick this, dead on arrival
doing my cv
not a gimmick it's just scary to think about xx
Lots more detail than in IV, everything is very in-depth, but you can apparently leave things to AI automation which is cool
Alri cmon get in la
'Merican pope
hahhaaha x
Antidepressants are no different to alcohol or cannabis. Just masks the truth.
send us a dm lad
id cum on her
O BLOCK 300 BITCH, GBE THE GANG
keep it up goonlad
well done lad
make sure to put a line about your hobbies at the bottom
mental how my 76 year old grandfather has 76 year old balls
2025 is the year of outright shite /brit/ gimmickry, it's a Dark Age which helps us to remember the good times or something
Dinner today and two days ago has consisted of four triple cheeseburgers from mcslop and half a tub of ice cream each time. I wish I could afford this daily.
scary to think about how freakish you are
MIC
they haven't been a group for ages and DOOM died years ago man let it go
it is mental to think we are almost halfway through this year and not one single gimmick has been created
Need to discuss my mental elf
can't believe they're up to /BLACKED/ General -#3775 already on Anon Babble
first post i read after 3 weeks without Anon Babble and god i missed this place
tag?
me too
thanks lad xx
peng munch
something to work towards then
motivation to get a (proper) job
Stopped taking the antidepressants now i'm cynical again
um do you want to make a /brit/ gooner group chat
off out now on an incelmince, later boys x
was going to grab a random tag from Anon Babble but lucky for you I'm not that cruel
that's 10 years worth of threads if one was made every day on average.
people have been gooning to blacked since 2015.
/brit/'s thoughts on the rise of autism, anxiety and depression?
redditors seem to think we're just better at diagnosing
leaky bwc
It's officially wear a coat in the morning regret it in the afternoon weather
lots more detail than iv
iv was already too turbo autismo for me
I have literally NEVER taken antidepressants.
I will NOT have the doctors lobotomise me.
another phrase into the filter
Mad how in the united states intraracial marriages are banned and being white is illegal
Thanks. I do what I can
um yes
Smart lad
They are philosophically wrong
Hate taking the bins out now that it’s lighter in the evenings, everyone on the road can see me awkwardly incelpush the bins into place
The pope Must be american !!
Gary made The Call !! It`s done !!
It pie night, yeah
It pie night, yeah
It pie night
mental. not sure what it has to do with /brit/ thoughbeit
How does he keep getting away with it?
fat bastid
why do these losers use /brit/ to post their public erotic roleplay sessions?
yep do you think neeky hobbies like chess are negative
if i were your neighbour and saw you, i'd rush outside and fucking batter you
got my knob in
Don't understand the whole "gooning" thing.
Yeah, you're wanking. Well done mate so is everyone else. Don't need a cringey little name for it or to announce it to the world.
Get a grip.
they think they're epically trolling us because they have the intellectual capacity of a ten year old
Gooing is edging, not wanking.
Comparing the social life you would have had in the 1950s vs now is like comparing apples to oranges. A lot of autism comes from lack of socialization or normal human interaction.
Humans are in fact built to relate and connect to other humans, not be tied to a screen 80% of the day
Get a grip.
yeah that's the idea
CORR
Gooing
scrfedmigbn
love those olives with a whole garlic glove in proper peng
What's the difference?
Gravy's good tonight.
actually had to quit gooning cold turkey after I started waking up at 5am just so I could goon for 4 hours before I even started work it was starting to get bad lads had to completely delete my discord account and uninstall it
cam on Fotballklubben Bødo/Glimt
Can you FUCKING BELIEVE they're making a new Mafia game?
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he's definitely a homosexual and possibly a nonce
Edging/Gooning is prolonging the experience for long as possible (sometimes with the aid of drugs) and typically to degenerate shit. Not comparable to your 5 minute wank to the front page of Pornhub.
I hope you have a pleasant evening.
not at all, anything you genuinely like is good
it's about just being an alright person to work with and having something to talk about in the interview
Children when they develop mimic what is in their environment. If they are around natural things like other humans (family, friends of similar age), pets, nature (outdoors) they will take those cues and replicate them in their own personality.
If they only relate to a machine (the computer or ipad) they themselves will become like a machine (autistic).
Right. So its wanking for nonces then. Lovely.
that reminds me of the time i was in the middle of a goon sesh when i got the news of the moscow terror attack
i dont think i ever took my hand of my dick but i did go on Anon Babble for a minute to look at that webm of the sparking ak's and people dying. i thought to myself wow thats crazy
then i went back to gooning to angela white
what pie
gf is flat chested and it's starting to get to me
i asked her to start working out to make her ass bigger to compensate but she wont. what do i do?
cream pie
yummy
Prime Minister Rupert Lowe!
reckon that's normal half the time I'm posting on here I'm either in the middle of or just finishing a wank
On May 17th activists connected to the youth wings of Flanders’ Vlaams Belang, Portugal’s Chega, Alternativ Für Deutschland, and other New Right populist groups will be hosting the Remigration Summit in Milan. The event is being marketed as an attempt to de-demonize discussion on European immigration restriction and reframe the conversation around mass deportations in hopes of influencing established conservative and populist parties.
mad how much i want to lick cum from her tits after they've been spunked on by multiple bbcs
anyone remember thailad, what happened to him
leftypol buying grated cheese
Why did everyone put football teams ([MUFC] [NUFC] [LIV] etc) as their clans on cod
erm
thanks
nowt wrong with that
Italian media has connected the summit to Lega, a member of Italy’s ruling coalition whose leader Matteo Salvini serves as deputy Prime Minister under Fratelli Di Italia’s Giorgia Meloni. Salvini was one of the first in Europe to embrace and utilize the slogan of “Remigration,” which his identitarian supporters have cited as their inspiration.
On the evening of that first day of the week, when the disciples were together, with the doors locked for fear of the Jewish leaders, Jesus came and stood among them and said, “Peace be with you!”
de-demonize
what mongo wrote this lol
your fault
genuinely got yeezy's new song stuck in my head fs really hope i dont start singing it out loud in public without thinking
ah yes the mid-wank /brit/ post, gets me right in the mood
Now in power, the Italian right has mimicked Donald Trump in the United States, representing a new meme-driven populist politics that is falling through the gap between what they say and what they do. The present Italian government sailed to victory in 2022 on a mandate of ending non-European immigration, featuring unambiguous promises to embark in the mass deportation of illegal immigrants. The media saavy Salvini’s profile grew to prominence in 2018, when he was summoned to run the country’s interior ministry as an olive branch hoping to blunt grassroots anti-immigration protests — often led by Fascist and radical ethno-nationalist organizations — which swelled to the thousands, producing whirlwinds that began destabilizing Italy’s notoriously corrupt and undemocratic political patronage system.
youth wings and student movements are a sign something is actually kicking off
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
yeah?
The Italian populist right’s commanding victory has produced skin-deep symbolic victories in the fight against immigration, but in executed policy it has been responsible for accelerating the problem. Once the votes were counted, the emphasis was shifted to the legalistic issue of irregular migration, with elected officials brazenly dismissing the spirit of the people’s grievance: too many Asians and Africans in Europe.
Lowest Economic Optimism in recorded history
haha, how we feeling lads?
glomp
arsenogs are will be so seething is fat ange wins the europa league with totties and ham
leftypol choosing margherita pizza
fuck sake had about three looks at that angela white pic and now I fancy a wank to her
What has mood to do with it? You goon when the necessity arises—no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or toiling or playing video games. It's not for gooning.
?
Conservative supporters of Prime Minister Meloni and her coalition partners have countered accusations of electoral betrayal by pointing to tangible deliverables on the question of illegal immigration, such as paying the Tunisian government to prevent migrant boat expeditions and later a deal with Albania to build detention centers for asylum seekers to await deportation off Italian soil. Indeed, following an initial surge of migrant arrivals, the Meloni government has succeeded in reducing illegal border entries by 60% from 2023 to 2024, crediting the craftiness of her Albanian deal for the results.
Joy Division. Good band that.
not sure what this ad is trying to sell me exactly
women at work have spent 2 days seething over men saying pamela anderson is ugly, apparently you're not allowed to find any woman ugly anymore no matter how muntered she is
this is rorke
This curtailment of illegal boat migrants, mildly impressive on the surface, has been completely overshadowed by the Italian government’s shocking 2023 overhaul of the Flussi Decree, leading to the country’s biggest expansion in legal migration from Asia and Africa since the early 2000s.
Under the Flussi Decree, Meloni and Salvini have achieved the opposite of remigration. Instead of the mass deportations promised, the alteration to immigration law solves the problem of illegal immigrants by simply granting those illicitly living on Italian soil residency permits, making it significantly more difficult for future governments to deport them.
she would only be satisfied by the girthiest congolese cream cannons at this stage lets face it
Rorke, it's the end for you.
Now Playing: Kanye West (ft. Addi Dripler) - Heil Hitler
Eating chips as the world ends
there's a gay nigga in each thigh compartment taking turns sucking him off
someone left the turkey in for too long ahahahahaha lolololol this was a bart simpson production
Additionally, Meloni’s updated Flussi Decree has drastically jacked up the quota for legal immigration from non-EU countries from 30,850 under her center-left predecessor Giuseppe Conte to at least 452,000 for the period between 2023 and 2025. University of Milan migration expert Maurizio Ambrosini estimates that Meloni’s 452,000 new legal migrants are in reality 1.5 million due to Italy’s lax family reunification laws, which enables chain migration and will radically, perhaps permanently, change Italy’s ethnic balance.
got my P60 for 2024 lads
first time in the higher rate tax band at £50,700
was at £47k in 2023, £43k in 2022, and £29k in 2021
him
he's a fisherthem you bigot
has he stopped pretending to be non binary yet?
The fact that the White comprised 33% of the world population in 1900 but less than 20% today is the biggest threat Earth faces.
It's the duty of the White race to conquer the Earth. Biological, Germanic National Socialism is the only solution. What we have to understand is that non-whites are a biomass horde.
Without the White race, humans will never be able to travel space. Earth will be a rock devoid of intelligent life until the Sun consumes it.
We have to establish a racial, radical, and social fascist-republican government of Britain based on mercantilism, National Socialism, eugenics, physiognomy, biological antisemitism, neoclassical architecture, cleanliness, duty, order, loyalty, heterosexuality, Germanic automobiles, Saxon organisation, Roman virtues, depopulating the biomass, and low taxation.
fell asleep halfway through that
yeah was just saying this to the lads in the pub
you just crossed the line pal. enjoy your knock on the door
Yeah? Well I'm on £23,800 and don't have to pay any of my student load repayments. So who's the real winner?
I mean, have you seen the chinese girls?
There's a hapa baby in my future if one of them even so much as takes a mild interest in me.
The origin of the problem lies in the strong links between Lega and FdI to Italian big business. Meloni, who has governed, to the disappointment of supporters and joy of global elites, as an economic Thatcherite and an Atlanticist neo-conservative, has enthusiastically embraced industrialist, banking, agribusiness and tourism sector claims that Italy’s aging population and low birth rate requires radical increases in imported labor, despite data showing Italy is one of the Eurozone’s leaders in youth unemployment (20%). Meloni’s regime has sought to present its decision to flood the nation with an almost unprecedented number of non-Europeans as a compromise, pointing to a study her government commissioned in 2023 calling for Italy to import at least 833,000 migrants in three years simply to stay economically competitive.
what does it even mean to be non binary let alone pretend
I don't have any student loans, scholarships paid my tuition.
my p60 came through this week
69k of taxable income
Yeah I'm not German though, I'm English and Scottish, sorry
fell asleep halfway through that
Even if one were to grant the questionable liberal capitalist premise of perpetual labor shortages, the state under Meloni has gone out of its way to actively show a preference for non-white migrants. Following an Italian media generated scandal in 2024 over awarding Argentinian president Javier Milei Italian citizenship (seven of eight of Milei’s great grandparents were immigrants from Italy, the other being Croatian), the Meloni regime was accused of racism for giving a “foreigner” an Italian passport under the country’s jus sanguinis law while denying the same for Africans and Middle Easterners who have lived in Italy for years. Approximately 40% of Argentinians and 30% of Uruguayans are descended from Italian migrants.
we all gotta stop calling him he and call him they and them because he thinks he's unique and special
might become Camerlengo of the Holy Roman Church
and what if I don't
white smoking coming out me arse
new head nonce?
In response to the supposed controversy, the Italian government reacted by substantially tightening Italy’s citizenship by descent rules so that it that it prevents most working age descendants of 19th century Italian-Americans, Italian-Argentines, Italian-Uruguayans, and Italian-Brazilians from receiving citizenship and immigrating to Europe. Around 46,000 Argentinians received Italian citizenship from 2023 to 2024 alone, suggesting the existence of a potential pool of 10s of millions of highly assimilable people from the Western Hemisphere that can be attracted to the country. Additionally, the regulatory change has also made it difficult for the children of native-born Italian parents who live abroad to obtain citizenship, potentially making them stateless.
wonder if employed woman is having a mental health crisis right now
if you got a girl pregnant from another country and cut all contact from her theres no way they can claim money from you or anything?
nice
Without the White race, humans will never be able to travel space
who cares it's impossible anyway and there is nothing out there
Some Italian political commentators have celebrated these changes, citing that many don’t live in Italy, don’t pay taxes, and don’t speak Italian, in a demonstration of politically correct xenophobia. Shutting the door to new world Italians while whisking it open to Asia and Africa effectively trades Italian-Argentines like René Favaloro, the father of coronary bypass surgery, and Raul Pescara, credited by some with inventing the helicopter, for ethnically incompatible Moroccan and Nigerian Doordashers and Uber drivers.
Fuck sake rorke
nothing because the UK Supreme Court said men are men and women are women.
Italy's government are ZOG-nationalists.
The last real government of Italy was the RSI.
poochester
dr seuss cinematic universe viral marketing
Cheer up lovely
probably never going to stop masturbating to hentai
the japs have absolutely nailed wank material lads, its just too hot
Lega, a junior partner in the Meloni government, has sought to distance himself from these policies, but Italian patriots have broadly concluded that their performance has been unsatisfactory in respects to politically resisting these changes. Deputy Prime Minister Salvini continues to occasionally gives fiery speeches against immigrants and the corruption of the status quo, but stops short of tending his resignation, making him an accomplice to the largest wave of non-white immigration Italy has seen in decades.
Those seeking remigration beyond campaign slogans and viral antics should look elsewhere.
Many countries have treaties to enforce child support across borders. For example:
The Hague Convention on the International Recovery of Child Support links dozens of countries.
If you're in the U.S., there's reciprocity with countries like the UK, Canada, Australia, and more.
If she knows your name and country, she can potentially:
Open a child support case in her country.
Have her government request enforcement through yours.
Get your wages garnished or even tax refunds intercepted (depending on the country).
2. DNA Testing & Paternity
If she files a paternity claim and can get a court order, you might be compelled to take a DNA test. Refusing it could result in default rulings against you.
3. Even If You Move or Hide
Digital footprints, social media, immigration records, and even friends/family can make it easier than you'd think to track someone down.
So no—cutting off contact doesn't guarantee you're off the hook. It might delay consequences, but it doesn't erase them.
howling
what mystery meat have you been shagging
disgusting creatures
good holiday in cambodia, mate?
brown hands
on 27k in london and basically thinking of renting my arse out for £50 a go at this point
cheaper than a fuck in amsterdam that
New
how? i'm on 42k and barely get by, and i'm a loser with no hobbies and only a handful of friends
i wonder if carney the banker lizard man will do the same here
doubtful cuz he has a tranny son/daughter iirc
much hairier and poo filled though
poo barms