/brit/

beware of monk edition

mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.

ive had a shit day so fuck off

Looking forward to buying a proper New York strip steak from Waitrose in the near future
Cheers Starmer x

love red wine but never really tried white wine. what is a good place to start?

reddit abused this woman so much she thought she was fat and needed plastic surgery to fix herself

I could've saved her, but unironically.

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would you like to talk about it?

IP LOGGER DO NOT CLICK

reddit

it was literally Anon Babble
then sent emails

peng

bro thinks we're interested in wikipedia drama :skull:
unc beefing with wiki editors bruh

love small tits me

She explicitly named reddit in one of her many rants about body shaming.

has EW posted lately? off'd herself did she?

she thinks it was reddit
just like she thought she was fat

He has a point desu

They may also make accusations of poor English against editors with whom they are in dispute

"Your English is extremely poor. You are harming articles by adding text that is full of grammar errors, sometimes to the point of incomprehensibility. Meanwhile, "this page is for discussion of '''urgent''' incidents and '''chronic, intractable''' behavioral problems." Your post does not seem to be an appropriate use of this noticeboard."

So fucking based

forgot about the indian deal already?
beef is offensive to indians, eat it while you can

retard. you can go to reddit right now and search The Boys subreddit and find threads of them calling her fat in season 2

sends euros into a seething rage

sends Jewlinsky into orbit

dabs on chinkoids

a muslim country is going to start a nuclear war with a jeet hindu country

new pope is a yank

Trump literally has the Mandate of Heaven

you'll find 200 trillion times more Anon Babble threads

grim

do you have a home cinema

>new pope is a yank

Er, mate.

The Doogster spitting pure facts as usual

No you wont, retard.

Have an exam tomorrow but I'm just drinking cans

i thought americans were wasps

I have a problem.

Yeah you will. Once again reddit tries to take credit for Anon Babble's hard work.

Do it then. Find 200 trillion times the Anon Babble threads and post them here.

think it's the p in that acronym that really got in the way of things

I have a 65 inch OLED

Anyone who doesn't have blue eyes shouldn't be allowed to hold political office.

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yank pope

There they are

bit aggro in here tonight
lets all just have a good time~

why are you pretending to be black and under 30 years old

America steadily became more evil as the catholics gained power

the american phenotype

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Yeah thought not, nonce.

The aryan.

Lubricates the mind dunnit

4k is a meme

Mandelson in the Oval Office is such an insult. To the US, to the UK and everyone.

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You thought I couldn't find 200 trillion threads?

This city needs more statues of fat black women

Sir Keir Stormfront

catholicism is the largest branch of christianity in the states

Look how good it is.

america wins yet again

how does credit score work
can i rent a flat if i've never taken a loan out

someone just watched a youtube video

that ye song actually slaps but they won't let it get to number 1

leftypols da

No one watching Fox News has any idea who he is, they wouldn't even recognize Toni

but im talking about real americans

here's how that's actually trad and based

Cool.

4k is a meme

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it's schizoid babble

Smoothie has been secured. I call my brew the Very Berry smoothie and I'm willing to give out the blend if yous guys are interested.

You’ll go no further, Rorke.

Did you know it?

was it autism?

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none of them received a hero's welcome

here my physical media in imax hi-qual. hope i don't lose my virgin

you can tell this fat bastard is sweating in this shit

i dont giv a shit about the pope

Only if you're a complete midwit

I imagine meatballs.

He's a yank, we basically made Trump pope

youtu.be/H2dm4_cIxFQ
You cannot be aggro Louis, you've gone feral.

just be happy the pope can speak native english

girl on tube today was the skinniest woman I've ever seen. She was really tall and madly thin. She must have been a model.

WIRTZ TOTS OFFICIAL CARD

OFFICIAL STATS & PS+

I hate it.

not that he ever will

never heard the last pope speak won't listen to this mong speak what difference does it make

i dont give a fucking shit nigga

Models are all fat black women these days

have to fly out at 7am
which means i have to be there at 5am
which means i need to wake up at 4am
grim

scasifgjhskjd

/brit/ icon Poleaboo once said he knew Louis personally

Motherfucker.

will he be the first gay pope?

Dossing about. Bumming around.

pope leo is kind of a cool name don't you think

Baptists are fucking disgusting, I'd rather go to an Anglican Church and have a DYKE give a sermon than go to a baptist church

Pope Leo Messi

need a pope with some balls to choose peter ii

Ey

Jesus.

When are we going to have a mormon pope

anglican

baptist

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures

catholics believe the holy spirit guides the pope and makes it physically impossible for him to be wrong when it comes to bible stuff lolol

You know the filth?

the whole thing is very bizarre

Mmm hmmm. Dis our country, wyboi.

believing in god

2025

So?

Fuck it, lad.

outer /brit/ can't shut up about this pope nonsense either
also Cambodian pussy

proddies btfo again

any jong man in?

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one big nonce ring is what it is

christians also believe a bloke got swallowed by a giant fish and was in there for 3 days before being spat out so its not that out of character

Hs

there have been many gay popes

Excellent.

I love the Pope!

its retarded mate

shceming

implying the Bible isn't intentionally a divine satire of Bronze Age values and the humanity that embraced them

mad thing is papal infallibility is only a recent thing, they decided it in like the 1800s
for almost 2000 years they accepted the pope was still just a man then suddenly decided actually he's literally speaking the word of god

Me personally I'm sitting my honkey ass down and listening

thats what the doctor said to newborn rorkes parents right after pulling him out

It seems that I did something right.

I CAN'T BREATHE

should have been a cronem wit some timbs on

your dad's a yank
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

have no idea who that is supposed to be

It's the spirit of America

Haha

grangle grangle

gety this wyboi some glasses

yogurt wank soon

wd40 wank on the cards

Who told you that? Some internet rapist?

Hey I want to eat her.

fucking hell we've been grangled again lads
someone stop him before he does it again

pope batty crease

worst gimmick of all time

the poop pope

best gimmick of all time

got the cure on

Annoying problem at toil fixed

Catstein doing well after vet visit

MOT done

New pope elected

Friday looming

God's in his heaven and all is well in the world

must be nice to shag a minge

pope leo sex arse

would easily punt you through a wall you little runt

where's catyank

a grangle during these trying times help more than you could know

How?

wd40 wank on the cards

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My thoughts exactly

every post deserves a reply

New on Littoria:

An article examining the demographic destruction of Italy by Matteo Salvini and Giorgia Meloni's coalition government. They were elected on a platform of "remigration," now they are overseeing the largest influx of Africans and Asians into Italy in decades while also making it virtually impossible for working age Italian descendants abroad to obtain citizenship.

littoria.substack.com/p/giorgia-meloni-and-matteo-salvinis

just a bit fed up

what we need lads, is a grangler wrangler

British Pope next

Noticed a lot more dogshit canadian posts today

All me

Du du du duh

where's mine then you antipodean CUNT

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Austria.

it takes two to grangle

right here *poos down your throat*

your da drives a skoda octavia

pope leo XIV sex arse

is that kantbot

mirin' the guy in front, no homo though yeah

fancy a pint

is that richard ayoade

burly African man named Foot

knowing me, knowing you,
a-haa,
we've just done a wee and poo

raping my arse with a crucifix

did the paedo stand at the balcony? did he say fuck all in his little red swimming cap?

what's the point anymore

price of a single 660ml beer in Tesco is now over £3 and its all AB Inbev PISS.

Country flooded with 3rd world wogs that I subsidise through exorbitant taxation, The English people and everything we stand for on the path to extinction, can't afford a humble house of my own and now this.

the rest of Europe may be fucked in most of these regards but at least they can get a bottle of high quality independent beer on the street corner for £1 or so.

This is the last straw

AB Inbev PISS.

dont know what that means since im not an alkie

Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, Adams, all turning in their graves at the very thought of an American pope.

Can we please be sensible and have a bit of decorum around /brit/ please? It's VE day.

at least you have chlorinated chicken to look forward too

my hairline is thinning

more like DE day

We the pope now nigga

you see that tv show about John Adams. it was pretty good

there's medication for that now

arse looks like an absolute car crash after that last poo

sucking a glass of milk

had a 2 min silence at work today

everyone observed except some dozy cow on a teams call that was oblivious, could hear her blathering on throughout

'trose order booked

and the latest from diego?

chiraq niggas we up

Python niggas be like "yeah that's Pythonic as fuck"

What was it for?

and what was the silence for exactly

he's devastated the pope isn't black

should have twatted her

can I have some money pls

vance is a dipshit

honouring our glorious dead you jf mongs

not british chicken

omds some mystery chicken right there probably imported from thailand or somewhere

not sure I can be bothered

got a fucken python down my pants dude
*reveals 6.4 incher*

Good lad. Love organic meat and dairy me. Organic flour and veg also if possible. Better for you and the earth, plus the creatures who go into making our food x

did the men die for multiracial britain did they

do you think that leftypol is going to turn catholic now that they elected a woke pope?

while serving as a cardinal, he was supportive of refugees

There once was a fellow named /brit/ who sat in a bedroom sit
He lounged around;
Put dirt in the ground
And played with his mighty old dick.

I HATE python

last pope was already woke as fuck

eating poo

dunno why the canadian is worried abou trump
cunt is indistinguishable from yankposters already, may as well be the 51st state

y'all really do be like this lmao

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yeah but this one seems mega woke
his twitter is just all anti-trump stuff

Why?

wrong thread 190

>>/cum/ is thataways

mega woke

this saffer is cruising for a bruising

look what the cat dragged in

where you ranking this one lad?

I need to talk about my mental health

omega rorke

thats mental elfs luv x

have you got it?

you do the minutes silence on Armisstice Day not VE Day you spastic, VE Day is the celebration

more of a cobra man

new pope went to chuuch 20 minutes away from o block
praise jah

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we all have mental health rorke

just caught mental health off some cunt on the bus
fuming

Any poems you'd like to share about PIP, Adam

it couldn't be more obvious that '''''multiculturalism''''' has failed

Anything identifiably British or Western European is completely white. the blacks and browns live in parallel societies.

I can go to Brixton which is festooned with blacks and now hispanics all over, go into a pub and it's all white people.

terrible larp from a shut in freak whose never had a friend not even once

raping my arse with a daikon

Ypu got Beowulf on it.

He's more conservative than Francis. He was specifically chosen as a bridge between Francis-types and Sarah-types.

*strikes you across the face with a sjambok*

Needless to say,
Anon was ok
When he received his dastardly PIP

whats stopping me from getting on a bus and not paying? whats the driver going to do? not drive? dont think so

Yeah mate, mental health is bad since social media got a bit much. Been proper suffering mate.

I know.

rorke standing up to wipe his arse

he's packing a deviously bendy s curved baton

Wow Adam that PIP poem was actually alright I liked the part where you talked on and on about playing with your dick

two chicago town mini pepperoni 'zas down the hatch

whjys the irish bird black

Same feeling.

Oh some woman invented a cope phrase, that's nice

canada sex

love love LOVE how the wikipedia picture is of an actual salad because the actual real life results are incredibly offputting

this poisons the soul

leftypol sleeping with socks on

pip, pip oh you're so good to me
but why when i want to use pip3
do i need to be in a .venv?
that's a forgettable step, you see

irish diaspora

Am on PIP, ave got mental elf, mumberg currently on way to chip shopberg to get me a feast and a vat of thatchersberg

it good lads

Ireland

French speaking country

???

Happens.

sex with the qt belgian

Two forces sparked light in the ground;
One proud and one loud
Saw some in the cloud eat words in a mound
Of pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes. Purple monkey dish washer haha

was reading about anal cancer the other day
thought it was synonymous with colon cancer but it's not the same thing at all

once of the main causes is receptive anal sex
it's just not natural lads

grim, isn't it
thankfully i am white passing so i can take your side :)

LOL FLAG LOOK LIKE IRELAND AHAHAH

While you're all spending hundreds on Deliveroo orders and Onlyfans subscriptions, I am spending my money on the right things.

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ignorant fucking plebs
that's not the irish flag
want to beat the shit out of you

Haha

ivory coast

Nah bruv my mental elf been suffering a bit recently for real

how are rockstar the only development company thats managed to create something that looks genuinely next gen

what stops every other company from that level of animation/detailing?

Can't beat the KJV x

niggas buying expensive Bibles acting like the words inside are gonna be different

Saw some people eat a pillowy mound
One jerked and jerked and spaffed out proud
Loud came round and pushed that Rorke freak down
Into the ground, oh, into the ground.
That vile purple monkey dishwasher sound.

Then-Cardinal Prevost opposed the inclusion of curriculum regarding "teachings on gender in schools" in Peru, stating that the "promotion of gender ideology is confusing, because it seeks to create genders that don't exist".

In 2012, then-Cardinal Prevost lamented that popular culture fostered "sympathy for beliefs and practices that are at odds with the Gospel", citing the "homosexual lifestyle" and "alternative families comprised of same-sex partners and their adopted children".[34]

So he’s pro-immigration but anti-bender. Only half woke.

so getting a dick thrust up your arse over and over is actually bad for your health? Would never have guessed

rude bastard
thanks

Sure.

enormous cost in terms of money and time and skill and effort

time and money

made and installed this today lads, looking spiff

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+REP

corr

Arse chebs bums and willards

They don't use unreal shitty engine

superior scottish developers

haven't they been working on this game for like 15 years
also it's just a trailer, there's no way the game will actually look like that

is that the vatican chimney

just saw a swede doxx himself

I've embarrassed myself

Dunno, probably by spending a fucking billion quid and over ten years making it?

Love these funny fellas

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is that yours?

the stupid cunt

basically unlimited money and time for development

Nahhhhhhhhh

ILR requires 20 years residence

Deport anyone who arrived since 1997 not earning over £70k/yr, and their dependents (don't care if you were born here)

same threshold to immigrate here

slash PIP, only physically disabled and sectioned suicide-cases eligible

ban niqab/burqa, non-christian faith schools, mosques, halal slaughter, kosher slaughter

bosh, just fixed the country

cowhide leather

cruelty to animals

What colour is it?