/brit/

me in the 1%

I care because nukes could fly.

A (black) POPE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

you reckon bishops and nuns ever..you know..

popeberg just called for the recapture of constantinople

where is the communist party

um

why are they milking the reveal? do they have to sell ad time or something

well that's dinner sorted

TV just started levitating

Gross

I've fought mental health and homosexuality.

didn't work

this is what its all about lads

they're in the back having celebratory pints you fucking virgin

I don't care about two nuclear nations going to war

actual fuckwit

pope just flew over my house

makavelli for pope

malt likka deee lads

really want a wank but I'm saving my vitality for an important test today, and what's worse I know the exact thing I want to wank to and visions of it are playing in my mind on repeat

Getting to that point of totally giving up lads, cannot handle it anymore. Even the help channels seem to be more trouble than they're worth. Some reason they're questioning what I tell them? Been cross examined and questioned my whole life. I fucking hate society so much, it's not for me

sometimes world history takes too long

this is taking way too long

should stop eating meat really

dominique mamberti is the new pope lads!!!!! congrats dominique

shaved

get back on your bike ranjesh you have mcdonalds deliveries to make

God changed his mind and struck down the new pope in front of everyone, a new one will be decided shortly

nth for the baddiedem

conclave of owls just flew past my window

SAR PLEASE, SAR THIS IS IMPORTANT

Yeah, think I'll continue to not care you brown skinned curry scranner.

Psalm 46:10, "Be still, and know that I am God"

whole world watching for new pope

orange proddie bastards btfo

need them all to take turns shitting in my mouth

and that would be a good thing
the only reason you should care is the rioting that will happen in your country

ever considered trooning out and prostituting yourself?

no judgement, just asking haha

this is the 200th time they've done this there will be no nukes

no baddiedem in this pic, just baddiedem adjacent

oops

SAR!

TWO NUCLEAR POWERS SAR!

NUCLEAR WAR COULD BE REDEEMED!

PLEASE TREAT THIS SERIOUSLY YOU BLOODY BASTARD BENCHODS!

Literaaaaaaaalllllllyyyy nobody fucking cares.

Grow a sack

weird how they call the stereo a tranny in scotland

trying to fathom how mindbroken you have to be to let put racism above the risk of nuclear annihilation

RIP

The first black pope: the Simpsons predicted it, and if you say anything, talk to God about it hahahaha Rorke btfo just joking

We're just hoping it's a nignog for the memes

did the men blow some white smoke out of the chimney? fascinating

touching my willy while the new pope gets declared

alri seamus

so who is that

katy just used the new method x

HES COMING OUT

nuclear annihilation

Eh? India and Pakistan nuking eachother isn't going to make anyone else throw nukes you fucking mong

m-muh nuclear winter

nah

as an unrepentant racist there's nothing wrong with that

Nothing ever happens you fucking moron and if it did, they'll just nuke each other which would be a win for everyone.

Massive drop in scam calls the second those nukes start slamming into New Delhi.

he looks like he got caught doing something bad haha
how long do they live?

IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELL
WHAT THE POPE
IS COOKING

bro is casting a spell on everyone

imagine if he came out naked lol

XXIV?

fuck sake my latin is not good enough did he say robert sarah

Leftypops sucking a bbc

spoiler that hog ffs

FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE FIRST EVERY YANK POPE

blud's got the cheekiest grin

not long unfortunately, 18 months or so

habemus papam

Jewish sniper lining up his shot right now

Yank pope confirmed

4 MORE YEARS

AMERICA
FUCK YEAH

yank pope

take the piss

TRUMP POPE

jesuit?

NO FUCKING WAY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOD EXISTS

AND HE IS AMERICAN

yanks are going to be unbearable

not even the vaitacan is immune to sucking up to the trump

LOOOOOOOOOL pathetic and hilarious

trumps owns the world.

WE LIVE IN HIS DREAM

vance literally killed the pope for this lol

i unironically believe every single conspiracy theorist now

WE MUST BECOME THE 51ST STATE AND RENOUNCE OUR HERESY

No pope Babatunde Okwedoke?

20 years of having to listen to the pope talking like he's got a <80 IQ

the papal football chants crack me up

You're about to become the 51st state

cardinal for less than 2 years

already in the top job

rigged, he bought it

IT IS FUCKING OVER

I bet Italians are fucking seething lmao

yank pope

boring

oh the new cult leader has been elected? who cares none of it is real

. Prevost earned a Bachelor of Science degree in mathematics at Villanova University in 1977

new pope knows science

boring ahh stream

69 years old? He's just a kid

vatican was swayed by the trump AI pic LMAOO

Donald Trump to announce Catholicism the state religion of the USA, declare "Global Crusade"

counter: mathematics isn't a science

new pope is from Chiraq

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Praise God!

What phenotype is this

popeberg is considered a moderate centirst to make conservatives and libtards happy

we got a chicago pope before gta6 bruh

yank wop
looks like he could have been in the Sopranos

Time for some sinful thoughts

piss-coloured skin

Modern American

le doesn't believe in anything guaranteed to capitulate to the conservatives man

starmer of the conclave

2 years a cardinal? Wow.
A moderate? Hmm.
The bookies? Cleaning up with BS odds.
American Catholicism? A Revival is on the books.
Question talking? Big with me rn ngl

looks a bit like John Waters

A yank pope before a mick pope
Taking the piss

and the latest from homealoneeveryfridaynight?

the biopic will be KINO

It's funny how the British intelligence services can thwart a a terror plot if the recipients are Jewish

No longer gonna be catholic now that the pope is a yank

Revelation 6:15-16

And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;

And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb

looks like he could have been in the Sopranos

You think this is funny but honestly it's boring how you only relate to Yank media.

b-but-

No just go and rope. Stop boring us. You have nothing to live for anyway.

POPE LEO XIV
He's only 69 he could be pope for like 30 years
At least this one speaks English

chainsmoker since age 12

you lot killed all the irish. theres like 5 of them left. america has more irish than ireland

obviously chosen to steer american religion away from evanglical zionist insanity

QRD on yank pope?

Is he going to be based or is he one of those fags who thinks the church needs to "modernise" ?

Protestantism is in a death spiral, they can't blow this now

autistic gimp

absolutely deranged post

Why u seethin

um

Pope Burger I

rehearsing for tomorrow night

got the same foreskin to knob ratio as me, blew my mind when i realized some blokes have foreys that cover the entirety of their bellend

my cope is that he'll actually have to disavow Trumpism to not push everyone away

um

they speak every language
he's peruvian. he rejects america

Think I'll follow up the sinful thoughts with some sinful acts

Pope? For me, it's President Nelson.

QRD on yank pope

Well he's American and now Pope
FUCK OFF AND LEARN HOW TO GOOGLE FOR THE REST YOU WORTHLESS THICK CUNT.

exactly
Stick some Adolescence on, good British media that

GCSE on it is in 4 weeks

Cockmogs me!

He's exactly what you'd expect from an American.

they've fucked the layout of the Guardian website

right well that's a man willer

pope leo

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

they locked the wiki pages so you can't even read what WAS there before

leftist

pro-israel

said europe not accepting sudanese refugees is a grave sin

KEK

He speaks English, which is the language of the Gods

realized

FOY

WHITE SMOKE

lmao get fucked pierre
51st state time nigga

>he's peruvian. he rejects america

Was Peruvian. That was the past before he was important. Now He'll be the First American Pope. THE FAP FAP FAP FAP

Habemus Papam.

imagine if he came out naked and wanking then did a shit off the balcony

bro.. he's jewish as fuck lol

catholics are done out ere

aww hes smiling :)

english patter, folks.

eating a 136g bag of skittles as is my daily life as a fat cunt

this burger is my body

this coca cola is my blood

Wouldn't be that depraved for a Catholic

not feeling this new pope
when's the next one?

ok i'm imagining it

tasting the ol' rainbow yeah?

WE ARE SO BACK

It's healthy it's vegan

FREE JOHN PORK

An American pope is just so insanely cringe.

abandon your godless degenerate church and come back into the fold, my brothers

corrr
*reaches in for a rainbow kiss*
**double meaning fans heading over to Urban Dictionary**

scmeing

is that what your da told you and your brother when your mum brought her new bf home

F little hammy :(
which one was this? I'm keeping track you see, I know of beans and mango

KEK

beeb speechless and sputtering on the coverage of the pope

"b-but he's spent most of his life NOT in the states...!"

lmfao

divorced/remarried catholics can get communion

no to lgbtq

controversial sexual history

WE ARE SO BACK

Timothy as pope

that'll be one coq au bleach please

Greyson

mad to think this is the 4th pope in our lifetimes already

The pope should be Italian. All there is to it. John Paul and that Nazi were aberrations.
For a church whose only drawing power is tradition, choosing an Anglophone yank is embarrassing.

old fart

hamsters smell terrible

sad that we didn't get nigga pope in the end

*the Pope should not exist

2nd for me x

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AI FAGGOT ROBOT VOICE BBC

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

jesus and the apostles weren't italian

hope the first thing the new pope does is release a statement disavowing anti-semitism

Fucking state of that translation

first american pope

catholic president had the election stolen by a godless atheist

truly the end times are here

Yeah they were kikes too, what of it.
You keep the good and get rid of the rest.

mosty because joe was running from his nazi past

RIP lil nigga

And the very latest from Sheldon?!?!

I literally cannot tell what race this man is

I'm handing in my rorke card

can't they fucking hire someone that speaks latin for christs sake

nobody knows latin these days

he's the Anti trump

what is this nigga's ethnicity

amerimutt
can't you read?

Supposed to be a universal church innit? Who wants to be ruled by some wop 6000 miles away. Fuck Rome

You literally cannot prove this.
And if you wave a Bible (a greatest hits of 1200 AD tattle-tale, basically Now That's What I Call Gossip) around as proof then that is not proof of anything other than your room temperature IQ.

why is there a little asian girl on a white man's shoulders?
very creepy

Hire that lad who's learning it on duolingo

Cool it with the anti italian remarks please

Tough shit!

do pigs like it if you pull their tails?

He's half french and half mexican or spanish, cant remember which.

somebody hat this fool PRONTO

italy didn't exist when jesus was alive

yes they love it actually

Ah so, me rikey da flied lice! *pulls eyes taut*

white + jaundice

Might crack open a cold one for the new pope

NO FEAR TO PROCLAIM THE GOSPEL

My ancestors burned Rome

Yeah makes them cum

He's 69 too. Fuck me. He's going to be around for like 20-30 years. Tragic state.
Looking up the nearest Sedevacantist congregation.

And if you wave a Bible (a greatest hits of 1200 AD tattle-tale, basically Now That's What I Call Gossip) around as proof then that is not proof of anything other than your room temperature IQ.

ooooooft, feel like hatting this isn't even going far enough

pope cody the first

You literally cannot prove this.

And if you wave a Bible (a greatest hits of 1200 AD tattle-tale, basically Now That's What I Call Gossip) around as proof then that is not proof of anything other than your room temperature IQ.

rice pudding

cry more jewseppe

zoomer "tradcath" melty

somebody hat this fool PRONTO

ooooooft, feel like hatting this isn't even going far enough

never eaten trout

scary to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.

pope seems to be a big fan of chiesa. based pope up the reds

lol this man is not american

AI translation for Spanish now, too
Shameful

whatcha goonin' to my lad?

avatarsignature

American Pope

lmao

hentai, big boobies

If I converted to Catholicism family wouldn't be happy
but I could bag a Polish wife out of it and that might change their minds on the matter

the nonces are out and about

once they get elected pope they become the archetype of pope which is a separate thing all of its own

there is no robert after leo is born
no jorge after francis
no joe after benedict

Surely the BBC could have put some Oxbridge Classics toff they have working as a teaboy on translation duty instead of this robot shite

While the word "fun" might not be the typical way to describe the activities of Roman Catholic cardinals, they do have a variety of leisure and recreational activities. These can include writing, traveling, engaging in personal religious practices like Mass and confession, and even just relaxing and enjoying retirement. Some cardinals are known to enjoy visiting and dining at local restaurants, with some even having favorite places

He just gave a shout out to all of Peru and called them based

ooooooft

Whose the new pope then?

based + blessed take

MAY
YOU
ALL
*BZZZT*
RECEIVE
PEACE
*BZZT*
UNITY
AROUND
THE
*BZZT*
WORLD

ah yes very good
pump one out for me because as I am busy for now

Catholics molest children more than others

You fell for an anti-White lie

Also we don't say "nonce," stop trying to fit in to /brit/

me

What if they went off script

ooooooft

Feel guilty for not attending mental elf appointment but she was quite nasty and bully like last time so I'm trying to stay clear of her. I should have called or something idk. I think it'll just look bad and I'll once again be under the line of fire. They're bascially calling me lazy and that I don't help myself. But when you're so depressed you can't move what else can I do? Just get up and exercise? Do my chores? They really don't understand, literally you cannot move and everything takes 10x the energy to do. I'll have a bath and sleep rest of the day.

Getting irritated, I don't think it's helping with me. I haven't moved forward at all.

*starts honking around the thread like mad*

FOY

Thank you lad, I will!

Pope Cody Rodriguez

Britain needs an Anglican revival

We pope now lads

making a to-do list

cheers

Robert Prevost was born in Chicago on September 14, 1955, the son of a French father Louis Marius Prevost and an Italian mother Mildred Martinez

Why does he look like a mystery meat greywog then

Demonstrably true.

well that was exciting but now it's just boring mass stuff so we can ignore it

tried not being a pathetic waste of skin?

Trip on EW

meltie

He's part peruvian

can't read?

quite nasty and bully

sounds like she just told you the truth and you couldn't take it

Did the cricketnonce side with India (largest cricket market)?
That said we all do yeah

he was chosen precisely to battle this bigotry you rorke cunt

between this and Trump deal the UK is embarrassing itself a lot

Juat witnessed Wikipedia suddenly swtich to calling him Peruvian-American
Why are the wikibergs seething

those people leaving as SOON as it's ending

Martinez isn't an Italian name for one, so she's her own bag of mystery meat.
And who can know what his father was. Probably 1/16th French the way yanks go about this sort of thing.

Nope. You are a golem promoting Jewish subversion

people who take flags to the vatican go straight to hell. it's a universal church take your chauvinism and patriotism to your own national parliament you imbeciles

the jannies there are all trannies, too

What bigotry

How come they always subvert, why never invert?
You never see a Jew inverting anyone

watching Michael Barrymore do a racist song apparently about the Japanese but talking about a Chinese takeaway in the lyrics
rove it

You expecting extra time and penalties?

In contrast to Anglicanism, for instance, it is undeniably true. Catholics touch up little boys at a far higher rate.

you called the pope a wog. have fun in hell

Much to debate

THE

FIRST
AMERICAN
POPE

THE F.A.P.

catholic who spent all his life in the third world

shudder to imagine the noncing he got up to

POOruvian Pope

Catholicism is BROWN.

Return to Aryan polytheism.

american-peruvian =/= peruvian-american

about time for some E Somerset Maughaming

eaten my tea but still hungry

He's neither

youtube.com/watch?v=LQ9pFRtR1B0

feeling a bit popish

british niggas eat tea

try drinking it nigga

love that nigga

Surely he's just Peruvian? Unless these people are saying that blacks can't be brits.

Catholicism is BROWN.

well duh

I'm off to the local facemonger to get my face all monged up

based guinea pig pope

oh
MY GOD

What's that?