AMERICAN POPE LETS GOO
/Conclave general/
I hope he speaks English at the end
yank pope
all these latinx flags
europe bros we can't stand for this
he spoke spanish lol
He knew
burgyr
american pope
claps at the end of mass
Ya habló un poco en americano.
He's gonna be a strong pope against american government.
more like he set it up, you know it
no mention of blacks but friendly with spics
How fucked are all niggers?
What peruvians are thinking, do they claim him?
Will they FINALLY celebrate Easter THOUGH?
It's not too late to convert to Protestantism, thirdie bros
Pan-American Catholic Empire SQQN
Huh?
I hope he pulls out a burger and takes a fat bite when he's finished
I'm gonna laugh if he's gonna be an ultra progressive rallying the latinx and American Christian larpers against Trump. Open borders, etc.
HARAMUS PAPAM
eucharist replaced with this slop
Probably depends on whether or not he directly raped them or a member of their family I would guess
Things are starting to change
I can feel it
big day for groypers
Shit Pope
jesus was born in the south side of chicago btw
they have carbon records proving it
cardinals start shouting USA USA USA USA
New communion wafer just dropped.
vgh already making the church better
the body of christ is this hamburger bun
his blood, this cherry fanta
Bless him, I think I like him
Do you like him?
The new pope hates JD Vance
x.com
The body of christ must be smothered in barbeque sauce
more like american poope
lived longer in Peru than in USA
probably picked to counter Trump
part French and part spanish, has peruvian citizenship
and somehow some amerimutts on this board think this is a win for Trump lmao
Also this guy winning is an upset on betting sites. The wiki doesn't even show his stances, is he liberal, traditional or in the middle?
What are his stances on immigration, nationalism, and israel-palestine?
literally no one likes jd vance
Fourth non-Italian pope in a row
No Italian Pope since 1978
is it over for them?
Mainstream Catholicism is hostile to certain aspects of both left politics and right politics.
quickly, post virgin marys to protect the thread from the seething finnish lutheran
symbolic of the massive exodus of educated americans to europe that will happen over the next few years
I liked when they pulled out revolvers and shot in the air screaming YEEEHAW
American pope
names himself after pope Leo XIII the anti-American pope
what does this mean
newfag
the only thing that he's conservative on is gender/sex stuff. he's generally pro immigrant/third-world/etc.
don't like the old pope
kill him
new pope hates you even more
What's the next step of JD's master plan?
woke DEI (the best man for the job was Pizzaballa) pope
lmao
Based, Anon Babble seething
what is a dual citizen's stance on immigration and nationalism
Never forgetti mama's spaghetti
Can Popes be impeached?
you mean he's a christian clergyman and not an incel crusader larper
He's even more pro-immigration that Francis lol, he's going to open the floodgates trough Catholic NGOs
His latest tweet
WE DID IT
USA USA USA
American Exceptionalism is real. The US soil is the last battleground before Rapture. Insha Allah.
ANONS
Explain me this please:
Maybe that's some Catholic traditions I don't know?
impeached no, but the will of God can smite him down
Lol they elected him to dab on Orange Retard. Based.
child of immigrants
barely spent time in the US
moderate, but anti-chud and has spoken out against the current administration
What’s his opinion on the TLM?
KEK
I remember that one camapgin in medieval 2 as HRE, I hated the current pope because he kept excommunicate me, and sent asssasin to kill him in couple next turns, the next pope from my own cardinal somehow HATED me even more lol
Tbh, being pro immigration is fine as long as it's filtered migration. What's happening in Europe is straight out stupid, accepting the worst of society just for the sake of it.
we good
He doesn't get to decide what countries do with their borders. He seems conservative in regards to most customs and gender stuff and that's all we need
Prevost
France wins again
Trads are seething kek
youtube.com
QUE DIRA EL SANTO PADRE
QUE VIVE EN ROMA
This screams like a "let me in!" cope post
It's called having sovl
Every mainstream Catholic priest is like that
He's going to do a lot of damage to Europe
NGOs don't respect borders, they literally smuggle people into Europe
pope tweet's washingtonpost articles
lol
lmao
So that means more cute transgirl for us right?
CATHOLIC GAY MARRIAGE WHEN?
why do people like to wave flags when they congregate from around the world
asking this on Anon Babble of all boards
literally ordo carithas means you HAVE to order your love for others at some point, if you want to be helpful at all
if you wanna be a useless gum flapping hippy then I guess you can just "love everybody equal" as you continue to do fuck all
They literally conspired together to elect someone low in the betting market to make millions.
kind of yes but only after death, lol.
en.wikipedia.org
Fucks sake, can't have anything nice without Americans ruining it
He is a literal fed with a biologi degeee from chicago uni
If that isnt yelling fed to you
Fucking L that francis didnt manage to sneak the filipino
noooo why is he reading news instead of unsourced graphs about white birthrates on Anon Babble
The new pope is more woke than Francis
Doomsday is coming soon, right?
You the anon who bet 10k on the philippino? How are you coping?
He can be suicide
Nah, i just don't understand the current logic of treating people looking for gibs as the same as people who went through the legal process to immigrate properly.
Also, it makes no sense for me to say immigration laws should be more strict if I wanted to get it easily.
What is his tax policy?
not my church
libtard american pope
Its unironically actually over for western civilization
He doesn’t like Trump and Vance
everybody is a CIA agent
so latam chuds are now having the same schizophrenic meltdowns as their commies do, fascinating
I hope the new pope is as based as the old one:
youtu.be
when will browntholics grow up and realize idolatry is a sin? it physically makes me sick seeing people fall to their knees and kiss his ring like he's God.
jesus was all about being humble and not having earthly possessions and you browns worship him in opulent churches made of gold. praying to mary or "saints" is idolatry. saying 40 ave marias every sunday doesn't purge your sins, neither does buying indulgences from satan's synagogue.
the pope is the whore of babylon.
just representing their country is there to show that the catholic church is the universal one and is over the world
Good sign
we don't care nigga
I'll make it back on the Korean election
ok cardinal cletus incellus maximus
Oh yeah because justification by grace and the modernist perambulations of the, let's see... Lutheran, Episcopalian, Anglican, Methodist, and Baptists are so much better? Especially you fucking Lutherans. Martin Luther would be ashamed.
IT IS WRITTEN
yeah we know, you pissant
Chuds are melting down right now
Burgerpope looking good
crying about the cia is a latam tradition for both sides after all
protestants have been so thoroughly BTFO, their religion is dying, catholics occupy all major political positions in the US. we won kek
I like him already
The church has to perish before traitors and perverses before christ returns, that whom dipped the hands in the bowl wih christ, and those that were but his forefathers, had betrayed him.
The good news will come from egypt.
No later than 1966
Parravicini was enlightened by the lord and he had already predicred an age of corrupt popes and false prophets from north america.
Servile to sion, and to a fake doctrine like that the pharisees prophesized
Of course you will
He retweeted an article by Dolan, and Dolan is a moderate conservative.
Do you think he got to cop a feel?
Shut the fuck up Pekka go pray on some swedish or russian cock or whatever you deer testicles-munching faggots worship
Bracelet yourselves for more evil and emboldended muttstate
When you are a high ranking international official with 3 degrees including a masters in biology from uchicago then yes, you glow harder than jesus on the mount tabor
He's a registered Republican.
Idk. I just see it quite unpolite and unfitting on such event. Especially screaming and whistling.
two latino popes in a row (mother: Mildred Martinez)
I KNEEL.
spear-chucking heretic unable to formulate a counter-argument
it's a political event, explicitly. the russian orthodox church is basically married to the russian state so why would this surprise you?
neocon fed
May christ have mercy
joy is legal outside of Russia
its not pizzabolla
sad
Isn't it quite anti-catholic to always declare the pope as evil
You won't be loud screaming and whistling in a theatre for example, right? Or in a church, right?
Why do you need to scream now then?
burguer peruvian pope
Peru is key an0ns, the fucking memes are true
It's an election.
Jesus called Peter satan after he tempted him to not confront the Elders
I'm no fan of JD Vance but it makes me very unhappy when laity directly criticize political figures like this
omg is le end of the world!!!1!!
if the world didn't get smited by a meteor for what some popes did it's not going to happen now
do you mean clergy
shut the fuck up protestant
the body of christ or something
So in general
unfettered migration good
abortion bad
gender ideology bad
gays bad but not that bad
cautious of Israel-Palestine but in general go to bat for Palestine
women in clergy bad
Sounds like your average Francis appointed cardinal. Doesn't seem too different than Pizzaballa, Parolin, or Tagle
being qualified and educated is SCARY
based 60 IQ shit-eating retard
Would you in a public square? Assuming you don't get called a fag for smiling then arrested
I, personally, wouldn't.
That's literally the normal Catholic perspective on all those issues
PAPA AMERICANO
russian anon can't understand human joy
:(
I really wanted the black chud to win.
all popes are virgins
are they the ultimate chuds? no wonder you guys love this shit so much?
It is also a very convoluted interpretation of the bible
There is very clearly stated familiar and tribal duties, some which failed to and jesus scolded them for it.
Jesus refused to heal the son of the canaanite woman because he was *the king of Israel* and a king serves HIS people, he then shows mercy because the woman is faithful and christ is also god, but he remained close to his duties.
latinx is already crying about CIA
lol
lmao
They can be Epstein'd
Just kidding, they'll just solve it by claiming God forgives their child rape.
I'm no fan of X yet I am going to hyperfocus and seethe about any criticism of it anyway
okay sure buddy
It died along with trololo fella, no joy for Ivan, only vodka and krokodil
Nigga...
PA PANAMERICANO
youtu.be
la CIA o algo ya tu sabe
bruh...
I just want to go to a real catholic traditional latim mass and not some neo faggy protestant mass
Pope communist its in hell right at this moment
eyeliner man btfo
Because they are happy and excited. Emotions unbeknownst to ruzzianz.
libtard pope
Pizzaballa
his eminences name makes me hungry.
Being qualified in normal universities is a thing
Being qualified from Berkley, Stanford, Harvard, Yale, Uchicago, etc
Being a pedo and "working" in NGOs in peru
Glows neon green
Yeah that's my point. I was just laughing at all the chuds and commies I've seen over the last couple weeks who were hoping for a pope with their own western-centric political beliefs as a priority when 90% of the papabile have the exact same views. It was always gonna be a continuation of Francis
he's registered republican btw
My tinfoil hat thought is that the Cardinals know they if they voted for a progressive and liberal fellow American that will be great stark contrast against Trumpism
neocon pope
bushbros we can't stop winning
your soul.
That doesn't mean anything, he probably registered when Gerald fucking Ford was president
He's generally a lib, not extreme though.
collegeofcardinalsreport.com
Centre-left basically.
He's a Never Trump Republican
Ay caramba
death penalty is retarded
it's more expensive in almost any case than life imprisonment
Funny jesus literaly says to kill infidels,pedos and gays in the NT
'member when popes were based and redpilled corrupted noblemen picks that punished with death people that simply annoyed them...
It's just banter mate.
Y-you're telling me people can be registered Republicans and still be pro immigration and pro r-refuggee protection? I-impossible to conceive
Is he considered white in Shartland?
serf mentality
you were born to till a field
Source
I think it gives them a lot of leverage to play with //both// american parties and America's political infrastructure while mantaining sympathetic and close bonds to the EU and maybe moving closer to the americas.
That or he's a fed.
yes obviously????
there's been no French pope in 600+ years
What did they mean by this
1 billion euros to israel
Matthe 16 something
He says perverts that make kids "stumble" and stray away from their faith in him are better with a rock tied to their necks and drowned in the sea.
I expected an Italian. Honestly I was pretty disappointed by the announcement that he's American, but his greeting and the emphasis on peace were nice. With the rising tensions across the globe, I hope he manages to ease them somehow.
why is woke always winning, chudbros?
Because chuds are always wrong and Good wins
he's a wop so no
Avignon Papacy
Never again
Even doe woke always flop
Found it, Matthew 18
Whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me.
“If any of you cause one of these little ones who believe in me to sin,[a] it would be better for you if a great millstone were fastened around your neck and you were drowned in the depth of the sea. 7 Woe to the world because of things that cause sin![b] Such things are bound to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
who doesn't
It's only more expensive because retards keep making it more expensive.
Guillotines are cheap but oh no it hurts people's feelings to look at. Meanwhile serial killers get to form cults of women throughout their lives and mob bosses get to give orders from the safety of prison.
FUCK OFF TO Anon Babble CHRISTKEKS
Being woke is good for your soul and for the souls of others
He is retarded and non ironically dumb, ignore him for your own sanity.
Yep.
He basically calls out for tranny hunting season.
He also did cursed judas for beteaying him.
If i recall the verse correctly he said "but woe upon that which betrays the son of man, for it would've been better if they were never born"
This also applies all for jews btw
Anti death penalty
pro latin mass
pro helping the poor and downtrodden
Unironically very based. Could be a great pope as long as he doesn't kek on fag rights.
You post interracial porn, anon.
that's not what it says. the verse means that it's better to be dead than to sin and go to hell. if your arm causes you to sin cut it
I don't even watch porn.
What does this mean?
Undoubtedly.
that's not what it says. the verse means that it's better to be dead than to sin and go to hell.
You literally just rephrased it.
Thats exaclty what he says.
If you are perverted and a sinner, or even worse, pervert others (these others you can arguably interpret literally both as others and figuratively as your alter-ego perverting your ego), which is what he explcitly refers in the text, its better for you to be put down and cut away than to burn full bodied in the eternal fire.
If you can actually read the message is
if your arm causes you to sin cut it
Thats a different verse and it honestly boils down to the exact same.
First, it is an epithet (he said cut your leg if it makes you stumble iirc)
Second, it's really the same
Third, one of the verses is in relation to -others- while this verse is on the self.
A good day for Israel :^)
That's pretty much what I said in the other thread. He is basically the anti-Trump.
child of migrants
spent most of his time outside the US in latin america
basically center-left within the US political system
has taken to twitter to criticize the administration
lol, papist filth
Trump is a slave of israel so its a good thing
This creature on the throne of peter is also a pervert, but he might enable a conjunction between the democratic party of america and the catholic church, which will naturally end with the former being breached, the church is older and better secured.
Hopefully this makes the liberals rally arround this man anti-trump stance and lower their guard if not try to become closer to the church
All Evangelicals are slaves to Israel. It's a convenient tool as a substitute for real spiritual morality.
All Evangelicals are slaves to Israel
yeah that's exactly why luther wrote "On the Jews and Their Lies"
screwing over the federal government is as american as it gets desu
Do you think evangelical and protestant is synonymous?
Most modern christians never bothered reading a single book on the bible.
Most will be utterly confused if you recognize the bible as what it is, a testament, a testimony, in favour of jesus, because he was judged and killed by the Wlders and their jews.
No one sane would support talmudist jews that follow the doctrine of the elders of sion, the ones that killed jesus and denied his sanctity, to retain the kingdom of israel that christ inherited to his following when he renewed the covenant.
The ones that by the mosaic covenant which remains unbroken, and by the abrahamic covenant, for which remain unbroken, have or could inherit the lands god promised to israel's (israel is Jacob) children are Palestinian christians.
Who aee just Israelites that followed jesus.
idk what we have here is called "evangelical lutheran church" maybe it means something else there
Today was a victory for Hispanic White Americans
He spent most of his life in Peru from preacher to bishop, only becoming leader of augustine province of Chicago did he come back, so he is much more of a Peruvian pope