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New Pope? More like New Hope.
It's just like my Star Wars.

Gay and no one cares?

and this post was the attack of the clones

dreamt that my aunt killed a man at a baseball game by smashing him on the head with a foldable chair

it's my favorite time of the day bros. i am drinking americano coffee and sparkling water and smoking ciggies at my favorite bar :))))))))))

maybe you should watch less wwe

Very nice picture i like I like

You should move to America already

I really loved my job because it was all guys. They hired this girl who is annoying as fuck and i want to leave
I hate women so much its unreal

I had a dream where I was fighting a crocodile

misogynist much?

Groce

I don’t have dreams anymore

I worked alone for the last 7 years. Now I'm at an account with like 110 people and I don't know how long I can take it

i can't picture not living around other serbs. not to sound pathetic but i think a piece of my heart would be missing. so many people here want to move to the west but it's really not for me

have a holly jolly christmas

:(

Yes
I don't like guys either but they're easier to be around

you could move here though

Mentioning Christmas before/during the summer is bad luck. In fact, I think you might be cursed now.

i already touched a snake skin and looked at the full moon over my shoulder so idgaf

The closest anybody my family has been to Serbia is that my dad has been to the Czech Republic

luck

Wow you really know your curse deactivation techniques, I'm impressed. You don't even need a gris gris now

peepee

poopoo

Thoughts?

Probably all we wuzzers like „polish“ Americans who eat frozen pierogi and walmart kielbasa

this arouses u af

very much
many in fact

i've been there too. prague is a nice city
there are really not that many serbs there. it's a common misconception

It says Serbian immigrants

They're finally releasing an EU5
mite b laff

Every Geramanon is gooning so hard to your post.

Fifth generation

i saw it but i didn't see what the big hook was, what makes it eu5 and not eu4 again

i dunno, i'm more of a stellaris guy anyways

janitor should delete the op image.

I haven't looked into it, just saw an email from paradox
How is stellaris? Never tried it

Janny should 41%.

the poopee is about to come out

We should kill all frogposters

Why?

woke pope incoming

i am gonna order a sandwich from this restaurant called belgrade sandwiches. gonna eat it in the bus. i am going to herzegovina tonight

I just don't like em

goofy, would definitely recommend. there's actually quite a lot of different ways to branch out your civ due to all the different traits, civics, alternate starts, ascension perks, etc. turn your pops into robots. digitalize them into servers. put all your slaves on thrall worlds. make the galactic empire. so on and so forth

hello

how's it going

does anyone go to fast food restaurants anymore?
I've felt guilty the last few times I have, shit quality control by underpaid (and usually underage) employees who serve me garbage at a 200% markup
a cheap cut of steak and a bag of frozen fries from the grocery store is cheaper than a "meal" at mcdicks

it's far outrun its course as an acceptable OP. it can still be used as an occasional reaction but even then you need to search for a slightly rare one.

It looked pretty good, i just don't play games much anymore.
Might get it and eu5

doing okay. how about you?

I haven't been to SlopDonalds in like 8 years

my OCD is kicking my ass

MODS BAN OP NOW

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it's okay.
**hugs**

Same. Last time I went there they had 20 piece nuggets for $5 so that should tell you how long ago it was since 20 nuggets is like $19.95 plus tax now

<3

whybeit? i see some images in pepe's eyes but i don't recognize them.

Tf going on with that shartnadian

Very cute

i need a bad bitch grinding on my lap right now

schizophrenia

the resident lurking /cum/ mod banned Barneyfag
Mods = Gods

kys pedo

Dogberg sneezed in my face while we were cuddling

Waiting on the pope announcement

mr leafberg seems to have gone cuckoo in the coconut.
very sad, many such cases.

Pope? Heh. More like "Cope"

XD

btfo

Whatever happened to Tulsi gabbard? I feel like she never speaks publicly compared to other members of the administration

it's not the job of a glowie to talk

is there any point to women if they wont have sex with me

they dropped like 60k new RFK files yesterday

YANK POPE

And nothing interesting right

1000 ON THE PHILIPINX LETS GOOOO

You are brown

Really? Was it the new York guy trump wanted?

she's not retarded enough to make Trump's approved spokespeople team.

A fucking MAGA pope
It was JD Vance‘s doing

penus

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

i don't think so, robert francis prevost, he's from chicago

is he conservative or lib?

Prevost has faced criticism from advocates for clergy abuse survivors regarding his handling of sexual abuse allegations during his leadership in the Augustinian order and in Peru. The advocacy group SNAP (Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests) has alleged that Prevost failed to act against abuse claims involving Richard McGrath, a former president of Providence Catholic High School, allowing him to remain in his position despite longstanding accusations

Oh boy

American pope

feels wrong

looking it up but wikipediatards keep editing the article and fucking up the redirect and the website is down now so idk

Chud pope
Maga pope
Redneck pope

we can't stop winning AmeriGODS

lol everyone's mad xdddd

Peruvian citizen? Not one of ours. Nope.

Non religious libtards are gonna be real mad about a white man from the US being the next pope

Lets be real, they'll never elect a black pope

he's actually uberliberal. added women to the voting bloc that elects bishops.

is there even any catholics in america, i thought you were all protestant

religious people are also going to be mad about a man from the US being a pope

It’s annoying zoomer season at the gym

The American Giga-ultra-conservative cardinal is now pope

OH NO NO NO NO NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this is their wet dream. he's francis on steroids. say hello to gay marriage and women priests.

he's a libtard and brown it's over

Proof?

whats the name of that manga where they fight weird aliens and shit

he's not the ultra conservative, he's the ultra lib. the ultra conservative is burke.

he presided over one of the most revolutionary reforms Francis made, when he added three women to the voting bloc that decides which bishop nominations to forward to the pope.

apnews.com/article/cardinal-robert-prevost-card

He's already said he hates gays though

There's millions of your beaner cousins here and they're all catholic

I heard apparently Francis stacked the voting bloc so a trad pope can never be elected again

Btw Mexicans here not happy about el pope
No muy feliz

Hispanic American Pope

does the new pope smoke weed?

If he doesn't, he should

Yes. How else do you expect him to be the vicar of the Most High?

same thing francis said but look at what he actually did. this guy was francis's top guy.

that's the third truck driver on my street today who was clearly going over 40.

women owe me sex

OMFG get me tf out of here I wanna go hoooooooome

what was it

the minor attracted persons grin

Looks like a pederast

he better bring in some reforms

i give it a week before vance starts arguing with the new pope

american pope

so they're going back to being a clown show I see, Francis was once in a generation I guess

Well he's best known for letting a high school teacher get away with raping children so you're not too far off

he's only 69

ok based

sports gamblers should be in mental hospitals for their own good

what's the difference between a religion and a cult?

tax status

Catholicism is just about as retarded as Islam is nowadays.
It's obviously a blatant scam child molesting ring, but people still go to get lectured by child molesters every week without fail
Even if you do believe in Christianity, Catholics have made up so much shit that's not even in the Bible it's insane

why is an american pope bad again?

i'd argue it's positive vs negative outcomes for the followers. if you join scientology they will focus on isolating you and taking all your money so you become dependent on them. on the other hand something like christianity, i'm not a christian but i've seen people turn their entire life around after becoming christian

anyone else here an ugly freak incel with no friends who will never have sex in their lives

I'm all those things but I have had sex. I paid a hooker $40 to fuck her and Jack off in her mouth

elect liberal American pope to globally shit on Trump

All of his work has been done in the deep south of the US he has no perspective on the wider world or working with the true poors in south american or shitholes in africa, which are important for a pope if you're going to be the voice of jesus spending 99% of your time in a first world country isn't really accurate to the experience

how do sola scriptura niggas explain the fact that the new testament didn't exist for 300 years and was written by the church itself. the average prot really thinks it fell from the sky.

He lived in Peru for 40 years

We've been pooped

You're brown.

Sprayed him
Consider yourself sprayed

The US deep south is a third world country kek

Nigga we don't care about that cringey shit we want to hoedown and stomp clap and bawl our eyes out

Just notic d op pic got nukes
Why?

another woke pope wow thanks a lot america next time let's stick with italy

It is precisely an argument. You are brown, hence UNFIT to debate about the Catholic churches

Born Robert Francis Prevost

September 14, 1955 (age 69)

damn this nigga old. when will we get some qt3.14 mid-30s twink popes.

I was raised Catholic. I am fit to discuss this, you are a weird freak prot.

Jews have solidarity with other jews that rape children.

Blacks have solidarity with other blacks that murder White children.

But we shouldn’t have solidarity with other Whites because they’re “low class”?

Nice try

“Homosexual couples” are basically just best friends who go to orgies together. They live together because most people don’t like being alone.

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ale..

what will jason do when he founds out most catholics are brown and black?

goshcel spam

its over

I’ll now rejoin the Catholic Church and will receive the holy sacrament of confirmation.
I have left the church after my first communion and even legall „signed out“ after I started my first job so as not to pay church tax but it is my duty to serve Christ and Pope Leo XIV has sparked a new flame inside my heart.

So this is the famous high quality morning /cum/

are all hookers in the USA ultra sexy?

jason has the ideals of a 14yo. he will revert to whatever he was in a week

rich whites want to replace poor whites and create a world where they are seen as saviors.

Jason doesn't have opinions that he believes, he has opinions that will get him attention

Never they intentionally choose an old pope because if they live too long then the church is stuck with whatever dumb shit they say, if they pick someone they know is going to be dead in the next 10 years or so they know there's a limited amount of harm they can do.

Nice oily soles but asmr is so cringe

apparently the new Pope is basically a never Trump Republican, he is slightly to the right of Francis on social issues but still a pro-open borders retard

You know what the real N word is? Knowledge

based beyond the realm of possibility

Based man

Catholic Church has always been open borders
Catholic charities is one of the biggest organizations that bring in non white immigrants to the United states. They have also always been anti abortion and anti gay marriage. I dont agree with all of their views (especially on race) but thats how they have always been

Why are zoomies like that

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i've always been pro sex with women but women have always been notoriously anti sex with me

gets top during 20v1

is that a gay sex thing

Jason wants now wants to fuck a single mother so it's obvious that becoming catholic (a religion based on god cucking a single man to death) is his next step

Thank the Lord it's a guy with liberal and progressive ideas instead of some African chud

It’s some tranny looking and sounding black „woman“ thing who says it can give the best head ever and then it takes him off camera to suck dick or something at least that’s what I got out of the tiktok

Have you tried being good looking?

chuds acting like jesus wouldn't approve of this guy or something

just don't hurl racial slurs at children

He is a chud so he wouldn't

New on Littoria:

An article examining the demographic destruction of Italy by Matteo Salvini and Giorgia Meloni's coalition government. They were elected on a platform of "remigration," now they are overseeing the largest influx of Africans and Asians into Italy in decades while also making it virtually impossible for working age Italian descendants abroad to obtain citizenship.

littoria.substack.com/p/giorgia-meloni-and-matteo-salvinis

A week ago jason was like

tattoo'd single mother on meth? gross!

single mother says nigger

actually bros single mothers on meth are based and I love tattoos and I want to have sex with her and also I pay for onlyfans whores and that's trad and based

Congrats for the Pope, and... it's over.

how do you know shes on meth? racist

Just dont stab white teenagers death

the church has changed so much in 2000 years that it's not even comparable to what jesus was teaching.

polebros? we won?

Jesus ingratiated himself with sinners and criminals throughout his life, what about the newly elected Pope is blasphemous?

have women tried lowering their standards?

christians literally had a schism that resulted in exiles and executions just because they couldn't agree on whether Jesus was a man, god himself, or a schrodinger man-god

currently reading

they like you or they don't

Hasan Piker uses the term normie

I've heard some of my zoomer coworkers use the term as well

my urge to fedora post is rising

what

pope isn't black

Cringe. Abrahamists can't even provide entertainment

I was born to be a 1950s businessman chasing my secretary around the office with my dick out

leeposting gets you banned from /cum/ faster than gay porn

what do we do with this info?

mmmmmm more chud seethe mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

American pope

Was this done to spite Drumpf? That would be the third election he has upended

Redditleaf, call Muhammad a pedophile

Not everyone needs to be a lulcow like you Jason

Schizopoo, were there times you considered suicide when spinny didn't wanna play those drawing games with you?

Caps

Not even the leaf I was talking to, there's a whole redditleaf brigade

I think this guy's still schizophrenic

jew worshippers

not lolcows

Nobody except mindbroken Anon Babblefags view Christianity as "Jew worshippers"

Gonna have a second cup of coffee to celebrate Papa Americano

yes they're ignorant
most christians don't know the bible was written in hebrew and think mary was a virgin

I worship a jewish rabbi who was circumcised and claimant to torah prophecy and the covenant of abraham........but I don't worship jews!

i miss whats her name

Christianity was pretty much called inherently anti-semitic until the 1960's when jews started meddling more in theology.

What retardation is Jason spewing now?

mentioning Christianity

Now you've done it, redditleaf South Asian meltdown incoming

New pope is pro israel like all americans L O L

elon musk's tranny son and I

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Are you the leaf who previously claimed the Old Testament is just a reference guide and didn't include Torah?

Jesus was circumcised on the eighth day after his birth, as recorded in Luke 2: "On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise the child, he was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he was conceived."

Yeshua of Nazareth did not have a foreskin. He had his dick bitten and sucked by a rabbi with herpes then grew up to become a rabbi.

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Why do blacks love gay sex so much? Between prisons, DL men, and troons these guys be zesty!

The guy next to me at the gym probably thought it was weird that I just did one deadlift but it was left out so I felt like using it idk

I would be eternally happy if I had a cute tranny gf

leaf

I thought that term offended you saar? And no I never said that

high T

guy who lifts daily but has never done cardio in his life: yeah bro I could kick your ass *dies of a heart attack at 40*

Get new material. Your mutt buddy schizopoo needs some kindness today, apparently India lost like 5 fighter jets or something?

still better than those mega fat powerlifters who can't even go up a flight of stairs

yeah but I can do 1 (one) really big rep!

Not an argument

Canada has been so jeeted that there are now domestic tensions between Indians and Pakistanis

new american pope

poleling and mexican butthurt on Anon Babble

schizojeet melty in /cum/

Grim

jason has been much more annoying lately
where's the guy who bullies him

the new Pope was born in Chicago :0

Funny picture

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I used to work with a guy like this, was super proud of how much he could lift but was a tubby little shit, was also a Anon Babble poster and spent most of his money on guns, got really mad at me one time when I told him his fake AK would be less useful in a home invasion than just a pistol and that he'd probably get popped in the head by a nog trying to tactical larp around the corner with one of his million rifles

He's reaching 30 and subconsciously realizing his life is utterly fucked

did you know your Indian FBI director started out as a shitcoin huckster selling $KASH coin?

Jason is boring to argue with he just doubles down and looks dumber and dumber while claiming to win

no african pope

lame

I'd be Celestine VI

Happening in the UK too. In Canada we even used to have these big jeet sword fights (yes swords) between different types of poo over poo politics back in India. If you only knew how bad things really are...

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget times wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day

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there have already been 3 african popes

There's an edit war currently going on in his Wiki page about his views lol

A black pope is a lot funnier than the pope kissing black feet.

He's reaching 30 and subconsciously realizing his life is utterly fucked

just caught a stray

How's your hairline doing? I'm not a Jason fan but I genuinely feel bad for him seeing his hairline recently. Nobody deserves that, not even Jason or FK

jaja

BBC posting is literally the funniest thing in the world

imagine if he traded in the pope mobile for a caddilac with spinning rimz and a glock with a switch and just started shooting non-christians in drivebys and calling everyone "nigga"

He's just coping because he's brown. Don't let normalfag value judgements dampen your mood.

maybe in 2016 you could say this

hilarious how jason calls me brown when I'm literally white

thanks

boughtta go goon mode

doing the chores award

A lot of the people saying “race isn’t real” also believe that jews deserve to have their own country.

I am white but like brown boys it is simply my colonizer instincts

not the worst, it moved at the edges in my mid-20s which freaked me out but then it stopped or slowed down a lot for whatever reason. balding is the least of my concerns.
like it or not, normalfags run the world. not all of us can avoid them forever.

New pope is a wokie and is anti-MAGA.

powerlifting and tacticool larping attract a similar sort of person I suppose. Someone who cares about aesthetics more than functionality or ability

cum con sex?

Countries come and go, but the mountains and rivers remain.

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latino boy sex

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Do you like the government? Y/N

grok wont do lewd roleplays with me anymore. i think at some point i triggered some restriction on my profile.

colonizers had sex with females

rekt

uhm sweaty maybe read buck breaking and educate yourself

anti-MAGA

so he's not retarded is what you are saying

Do you like the government? Y/N

nowadays even troons and leftoids claim to hate the government

Too many Mexicans ITT. We were better off when they stayed away.

*sends email to junk folder*

guilty gear finally gets an anime

only after the troon takeover of it

really gets the noggin joggin

more anti-gay than Francis

lol wut, seems like a compromise candidate for the African chud cardinals

goshcuck isn't actually mexican doebeit

Hello /cum/friends
I am enjoying fried chicken for lunch.

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He is pro mass immigration of LatinX people to the US.

those were slave owners?

America is 58% "white" and that includes "white Africans and white Middle Easterns" why would they care about getting more browned?
Answer: they don't.

i thought you were the cummy bummy guy

Catholic wants more Catholics in the US

that doesn't mean what you think it does

A lot of the African candidates were very liberal, Turkson even said he was fine with trannys and that they just needed to learn to express themselves better or some shit

Pakistani immigrant complains that other countries are getting browner

Nice

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No I am just texass

I mean this is pretty much on brand for jeets and islamo-jeets

You are not sending your best.

make the new, fk

Not going to post in it if he does

I see

oh no no no NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

We don't want you there anyway.

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i miss when spinny made the new
she had a feminine touch that made everything magical and amazing

Me too
Queen spinny make the new

this homo "texass" is a LARPer

we all know there is no such thing as monogamous gay couples
they are all in open relationships and attend orgies together

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different filename

try again buddy

he did this to me too once, idgi

I responded very negativity to the recent survey my company sent out and said my manager should be fired and sued, I will probably get fired instead but fuck her

You spend multiple hours a day talking about gay orgies so I assume you have seen a lot of them

If it was Officevibe there's a 100% chance they will start building a case to get you fired. They claim they're anonymous but they're not lol.

i should get back to bullying the other mexican flags since nobody here seems comfortable doing it

goshpedo attacking texass

paki IQ at work

what are randomized filenames

what is changing the filename in the quick reply window

what is having a dedicated VPN browser

hello annexsissy, are we begging for a leaky annexed sissyhole today?

WOKE UP THIS MORNIN', GOT YOURSELF A GUN
YOUR MAMA ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE THE CHOSEN ONE
SHE SAID, "YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION, YOU GOT TO BURN TO SHINE"
BUT YOU WERE BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES
WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNIN' AND ALL THAT LOVE HAD GONE
YOUR PAPA NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG
HEY, BUT YOU'RE, BUT YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, BABY
I BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE FEELIN' FINE, SHAME ABOUT IT
BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN WITH BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES, SO SING IT NOW

Schizojeet melty

Yeah you got me, I'm actually a Mossad agent lurking on /cum/.

I am on my 4th cup of coffee today

the jew fears the archive

I hope you are this cute in real life

I drank 6 espressos and 6 americanos yesterday

Did you know a singer can still be looking like a side piece at 33?

new when

LEO XIV

First American Pope.

Pray for him.

new

the filename is same saar so it must be you saar

So did I post it with the other flags too? kek those jeet IT skills really are a myth