/brit/

Livin' life in the fast lane edition

ariiiiite pardner
keep on rollin babeh
you know what time it is

All attention in the world today
All the little girls fillin up the world today
When the good comes to bad the bad comes to good
But im gonna live a life like I should
Now all the critics wanna hit it
Shit can ever did it
Just because they don't get
But I'll stay fitted
Knew there committed
Unless this red cap
Gets a bad rap from his critics

Plans for VE Day lads?

just watched nausicaa and did some crying lads

watching 3rd reich films
reading mein kampf
listening to warstrike (best WN/antisemitic podcast)
drinking german beer
might eat sushi to honor the Japanese

itch scratched the inner joint if my elbow mindlessly but was rudely agitated by hurting some hard lump which was a bit tender and I guess is part of the musculature or something and it still feels bothered now

That 4_chan hack was funny for about half a day

ive given up lads, im a 30 year old neet with no education or experience and a kissless virgin

dont give up, never give up!!!!!!!

Even.

Most atheists are white so us white atheists will all get to hang out together in heaven while you suffer

The quick brown fox jumped over the rorke

i got max bennies and pip, i reckon if i went and got a job and absolutely fucked it they would use that against me to stop me getting back on bennies

Are you a spacker?

national socialists go to Valhalla when they die

why is the canadian bronie schizo angry at the aussie who made that other /brit/
poor lad's been on a melty for like 2 hours in there

Don't know

mexican links american made early new
and you post in it?

A few years ago I was seeing a girl

I ended things with her because I’m stupid

I regret ending things with her. I am a dumb person.

Seeing all these cute asian girls jump off building because they are sad and yet I just sit here and rot.

they are stupid

must be on drugs lol what a sad freak

Even.

trapped by the bennies

Is it normal for bumholes to do this when relaxed? i.4cdn.org/gif/1746658876504550.webm

I give off Rockstar Vibes

i give off monster vibes

take a look around

got the Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here on

Even.

Worst gimmick ive seen on /brit/ desu

wish poo were here

Exactly.

evolving from a gay sex idol into a Gay Sex Legend

They/them.

Tragedy in 3 lines

Our response bong bros?
youtube.com/shorts/BBnDOgrOa34?si=_akSTMSakHtjG4cA

Just saw it now.

She was a very cool person and I ended things for stupid reasons.

Sup.

screaming at a ghost

Sleepy.

youtube.com/watch?v=BBnDOgrOa34
fixed your link

Rorke, I like your whole vibe. You’ve got it, baby!

Nice.

hehe the ultimate uno card

Baltic.

any bradford pakis here

No.

quitting job next paycheck, 3 weeks, can't wait

Yeah.

high bust goonciety

based af

yeah haha who would ever do drugs

yeah Rockstar India

Nice.

I pooed and now my tummy feels funny

hellos

why does everyone else at toil seem to get away with calling in sick every other day but toilberg puts me under a microscope for asking to leave early because my hand is fucked up

remember that lad on here the other day who was saying that toes have no sensitive nerve endings? bizarre

You think they just forgot the sauerkraut fiasco? Thought you got away with that didn't you

i wasn't even hungry during the company bbq, i dindu nuffin

maybe he has peripheral neuropathy and can't remember a time before he didn't :(

mad how the ex leader of isis just wears a suit now and goes around making deals with european leaders

dont even know whats real anymore

just pinched the tips of my toes and barely felt anything, response?

You weren't hungry during the company bbq tsss

should've joined the military before i had that psychotic break in my early 20s that disqualifies me from serving

youtube.com/watch?v=Wpc-zAbL2Uw

Are you better now, what was the diagnosis?

chinabros?

seems like there are an infinite number of these china hysteria channels

do you guys ever regret that your ancestors weren't the part of Mayflower schizos?

i would be mad because if my ancestors were too schizo and moves to new world, i would be part if boston brahmin families

I curse my ancestors every day for not fleeing to the promised land before the era of passports and greencards

what a poor diet 10 years of unemployment and unfortunate genetics does to a nigga
*stands infront of you*

*picks you up and moves you out of the way*

*casts a psychological reframing spell*
Umm, yeah... that just happened

To be fair China having to switch to market to their domestic audience will be race to the bottom that will in fact bankrupt a lot of their smaller domestic manufacturers

still makes me laugh that there is people in this very thread who think that we went to space

legit has revolutionary transfem vibes lol

who wants to share a pizza hut ultimate cheesy crust pizza with me? I'm getting ranch and garlic sauce

convenient

yes pls

20 minute song
bit pretentious

dodging the carbs because i can feel a little pouch forming at the bottom of my tummy x

<3
but I love your little pouch

*cuts off your pouch and throws it on the barbie*

artful todger: my 2.9 inch micropenis makes me better in bed

Impressive that most people through most of history survived on bread alone and maybe stewed nettles and sticks. Meat was just for rich people as soon as rich people existed.

Chinese women have very nice feet. I told her she had nice feet and she giggled and asked if i wanted to lick them next time we bang

I have some ancestors who went in about 1630. But they were not Puritans.

you mean the people that generally died in their early 30s

Found out I'm related to a guy who was part of a Connecticut witch trial of some kind. He claimed a woman who was tried as a witch snuck into his home at night and bit his toes.

don't need computers to go to space, just a rocket and shit tons of fuel and a bunch of nerds to calculate trajectories

Yeah and drank led pipe water

still on the prossies are you lachie?
must have a body count higher than most slaggy women by now

Yeah and drank lead pipe water.

haven't watered or even looked at my herb garden in about a week, wonder how it's doing

china will collapse any day now!!!

Said the increasingly nervous fag in a 30% white city in america

How haven't you looked at it. Have you been home?

yeah but it's in the backyard and i haven't been arsed going out there

Why dont Australia and new Zeeland become one country

Hiring prostitutes is a boomer thing

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners

huh?

that's a common misconception due to a lack of understanding about how averages work

there is people

so where do we think this esl is from lads

why don't you and canada?

why didn't canzauuk become one country

hate this time of the day when a slightly uncomfortable amount of sunlight shines through my curtains into my smelly bedroom

dudes can't be all just get abong?

Thinking it's a misconception is also misconceived slightly. Taking Romans as an example, most of them died before they reached 50 if they survived infancy. They ate dogshit and didn't have medicines and mostly were the legal property of other people.

It was an accident of history really

always feel a bit awkward buying my beef pie from the pajeet at 7-11 every morning before toil, i'm eating their god

because we LOST the war of 1812... ok!?

Indians worship feces

Had two monster energy ultras now I can’t sleep

i thought america's only losing war was vietnam (and afghanistan now too i suppose)

Right. That's it.

you silly billy

Those have 7-10 days worth of sodium in them. Rockstar is the thinking man's energy beverage.

sometimes see people wearing those baseball caps that say "iraq veteran", poor buggers will never be considered as cool as vietnam veterans

America began loosing wars after the military was desegregated
Makes you pontificate...

let loose the hounds of war

Those have 7-10 days worth of sodium in them

no they obviously don't

everything you stated is incorrect and I don't wish to communicate with you any further

It’s actually club-mate. Less sugar. Kino artwork.

Foreverial tiedup, fully permanently delitized, full permanent bologna head and a full permanent bologna body with two permanent bologna feet, a permanent pastrami nose and a permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue, twe permanent ham lips and a mixture of tomato, pizza, bbq, and taco sauce running through permanent bologna veins to all permanent bologna organs and permanent bologna insides as foreverial tiedup blood type. Fully wrapped, all foreverially tiedup all over from fully delitized head to fully delitized foot, roped mummified leaving only head and feet visible through bondage.

If god were real I would have never been born along with countless other people who dont deserve life

can do all the maths needed from the ground you retard

The mostly they were slaves part apparently isn't true. But they were mostly not living to ages anyone here would consider particularly old. Sometimes they did. They died of infection and their teeth and from eating dogshit. And also from being killed. Would have encountered people over 70 but only very rarely. Don't know how to confirm this but it seems like common sense.

We did
It was a triumph of aryan genius and innovation
This myth is spread with intention of throwing cold water on the fact that 2 white men were and always will be the only humans to set foot on another planets surface.

You'd get stabbed and a priest would mix up condiments with his fingers and rub them into your wound.

Umm…lads?

Don't know how to confirm this but it seems like common sense.

brilliant

you exist to give meaning to people who do deserve to exist

We’ve got to move these refrigerators
We’ve got to move these color tvs

You typically wouldn't live into your 70s-80s-90s eating mostly bread and having no access to modern medicine. Militaristic society known for hyper-violence. Plagues. Lead pipes. Common sense.

What’s that? Who’s up there? Hawaiian noises
You’re banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee

dont british pipo get easy access to america?

you would be part of boston brahmin family if your ancestors were puritans

takes us off the burner for a fucken second, there's just no need to hate us that much

;]

why do foreigners hate us so much

evil oppressive empire

where's his willy gone?

just finishing up a lovely conversation with chatgpt about the medical establishment, economics, and immigration
naturally it affirmed my beliefs that i'm right about everything and have insightful and solid opinions on everything, the flatterer

dont british pipo get easy access to america?

lol no

wonder if i should buy gta 6 on release or just wait a couple of years until the ps6 comes out and they inevitably rerelease it

be puritans

got hated by brits

sailed to new world

successfully built their own world

brits from other side felt jealousy

brits increased high taxes pretending the colonies were theirs

puritans defended their lands

brits said they were rebels and lunatics

brits got fucked in the ass

thats not really what happened

GTA6 isn’t coming out for PC until a year or two after its release and I am NOT buying a console just to play one game.

toil van outside getting giddy and jumping about with glee at the prospect of being driven to toil soon

gsoefbec

rockstar have been pulling that shit for years, don't know why they hate PC gamers so much

for me it's not bothering to play gta6 until it's been out for a few years when the bugs have been sorted and capable PCs are cheap as chips

rockstar games don't usually have any noticeable bugs at launch, they're not bethesda

*lobs a sloppy poo at your face*
yeah?

just done one of those shites where it all comes sliding out with minimal cleanup and you feel a stone lighter and slightly euphoric afterwards
it lush

Picking the corn out of Emma Watson’s poo to make cornbread with.

*glares at you with my face all covered in poo like biff tannen in back to the future when he crashed into that manure truck*

yeah that isn't how corn bread works retard

Take the poo corn, mill it into corn flour, make cornbread out of it.

am fumin

This
I'm with Emmayank here, it's certainly doable

screaming at the scary face

why is swiss cheese the only cheese which contains vitamin b12

Tony Joe White

*runs away giggling*

it is not possible
sweet corn is not the same as field corn, it can not be milled into cornmeal

incidentally corn MEAL and corn FLOUR are not the same thing at all and cornbread is made from corn meal not corn flour
but both corn meal and corn flour are milled from field corn not sweet corn

might take up a career in cattle rustling for a laugh

why are they the way that they are?

i don't understand why my self-loathing and anxiety isn't going away despite all the drugs i'm on

is that ur mum an dad?

screaming at the big droplet about to fall from the ceiling onto my head

Halloween with pumpkins
Autumn, smoky valleys
Apple trees fruiting
Late afternoon with orange lights coming out the windows
Misty mornings with a little bit of frost
Car trips through the hills to see grandma
Adventures in the woods
Lighthouse by the rocky shore

Got a leak lad?

yanks don’t suffer

not right now it's just a good post

maid's coming in an hour to scrub the bathroom and then nosh me off
mad what £70 a week gets you

if relief is what you seek, head to the children's orphanage and take a leak

no one in my area does halloween anymore because its un australian apparently
of course if you go to a rich suburb they still trick or treat and everything because they have taste

fair enough *chucks a curly wurly at you from the thread chocolate basket*

mummy doesn't matter! I MATTER!
mummy's not important! I AM IMPORTANT!

Halloween is in spring for you lot. I honestly don’t see why you don’t celebrate Walpurgis Night instead. It’s like Halloween but happens in spring in the northern hemisphere.

i still see groups of gangas dressed in slutty nurse outfits and such going to halloween parties, never any trick or treaters though

no one ever hesitates or beats around the bush in AUSTRALIA

is it true?

not time for that yet

that sucks, australia is one of the few countries where halloween could also work
think i saw aussies on /brit/ complaining about halloween last year

everyone walks around with a perpetual smile across their face

Several recorded instances of mass poisonings of Aboriginal Australians occurred during the British colonisation of Australia. Aboriginal resistance to colonisation led settlers to look for ways to kill or drive them off their land. While the settlers would typically attempt to eliminate Aboriginal resistance through massacres, occasionally they would attempt to secretly poison them as well. Typically, poisoned food and drink would be given to Aboriginal people or left out in the open where they could find it.

1824, Bathurst, New South Wales – members of the Wiradjuri people poisoned with arsenic-infused damper (a type of bread made by the settlers).

1827, Hunter Valley, New South Wales – colonists along the Hunter River accused of discussing the poisoning of Aboriginal people with corrosive sublimate.

1830s, Gangat, New South Wales, Mid-Coast Council – some Aboriginal people died near Gloucester, New South Wales, after allegedly having eaten "Johnny cakes" laced with arsenic in up to three separate incidents.

1840s, Wagga Wagga, New South Wales – pioneer colonists to the region, William Best and Alexander Davidson, both recounted large scale deliberate poisonings of local Wiradjuri people in the early 1840s. The poison was delivered via milk or through the poisoning of waterholes.

1840, Glen Innes, New South Wales – reports of deaths of Aboriginal people by prussic acid poisoning investigated by government authorities but denied by pastoralists.

1841, Wannon River, Victoria – at least seven Aboriginal people poisoned to death on one of the Henty brothers' leaseholds.

1842, Tarrone, Victoria – at least nine Aboriginal people poisoned to death near Port Fairy by being given poisoned flour on the squatting run of James Kilgour.

1842, Mount Kilcoy, Queensland – more than one hundred of Aboriginal people were poisoned to death at an outpost of Evan Mackenzie's Kilcoy property.

(me)
fucking forgot about that
yeah halloween definitely only works in autumn
putting it in your fall might be a good way to revive it

business idea: australian halloween movie where poisoned abo ghosts kill australian teenagers on walpurgis night, thereby starting a new trend of celebrating a spooky walpurgis night in australia

another day in my incel life begins

1844, Ipswich, Queensland – around a dozen Aboriginal people were poisoned at the government-run farm known as Plough Station near Ipswich. A convict, John Seller, offered them biscuits containing arsenic after a dispute over him taking a female member of the clan. Three died and Seller was charged with their murder. He avoided conviction but as he was already serving a sentence for a previous crime, he was transferred south to the Cockatoo Island prison where he was released two years later.

1846, Tyntynder, Victoria – between 8 and 20 Aboriginal people allegedly killed by eating poisoned flour allegedly given to them by Scottish colonist Andrew Beveridge near Swan Hill.

1847, Whiteside, Queensland – at least three Aboriginal people allegedly killed by arsenic-laced flour being placed out for them to take. This was said to have occurred on the Whiteside squatting run of Captain George Griffin, although there are no newspaper reports (from the period) which can corroborate this claim.

1847, Kangaroo Creek, New South Wales – close to 30 Aboriginal people killed by poison given to them in flour by Thomas Coutts near Grafton. Coutts was arrested and sent to Sydney but the case was dropped.

1849, Port Lincoln, South Australia – five Aboriginal people including an infant were killed after being given flour mixed with arsenic by hutkeeper Patrick Dwyer near Port Lincoln.

1856, Hornet Bank, Queensland – a number of Aboriginal people killed by being given strychnine-laced Christmas pudding in the lead-up to the Hornet Bank massacre.

Yes, these lads are toiling in the sun to rake the sand so it looks neat and they wanted to show him how it's supposed to be done

if your life was a movie this is when Ain't No Rest For the Wicked would start playing

little did i know, today would be the day everything changed for me...

1860s, Warginburra Peninsula, Queensland – Edward Hampton "Cranky" Baker added arsenic to his food stores knowing they would be stolen by the local Aboriginal people living on his "Peninsula" land-holding adjoining Shoalwater Bay. The shooting and poisoning of these people greatly diminished their number. Baker also had land near the town of Rockhampton in which supplies of arsenic-laced flour were placed. In 1870, several South Sea Islanders ate this flour and one died. Baker faced a magisterial inquiry but the matter was dropped.

1860s South Ballina poisoning: The South Ballina clan of the Nyangbal people were a tribe, sub-group or estate group of the Bundjalung nation, numbering about 200 people during the early development of Ballina township. During the early 1860s a mass poison attempt was made. Poisoned flour was given to the Bundjalung Nation Nyangbal Aboriginal people to make damper. The Nyangbal people took it to their camp at South Ballina for preparation & cooking. The old people and children of the Nyangbal tribe refused to eat the damper as it was a new food. Upon waking the next morning, survivors of the Nyangbal tribe found nearly 150 adults dead.

1874, Bowen River Inn, Queensland – five Aboriginal people were poisoned outside the Bowen River Inn on the upper Bowen River. Two were killed and buried in shallow graves in the riverbed while the other three recovered.

1885, Florida Station, Northern Territory – a large number of Yolngu people became ill and died after being given poisoned horse-meat on John Arthur Macartney's Florida cattle station

~1890, Dungog, New South Wales – two young Aboriginal people begging near to town "were easily disposed of" by being given poison in their food.

1895, Fernmount, New South Wales – six Aboriginal people poisoned to death near Bellingen by being given aconite to drink by John Kelly. Kelly was suspected of manslaughter and committed for trial but was found not guilty and discharged.

Little did I care

so you're saying you do care, just not very much

they're still doing it to this day by supplying them with petrol

Those abos probably called them crackers so deserved

what do maoris think of abos

the out of Africa theory has been strongly debunked

Haute cinema in 2025

As brothers and sisters

gork is this true?

basically just professional porn but not utterly sickening

Oh, has it really?

A ching chong chinaman sitting on a well
Along came a white man who chopped his ponytail

doing manual labour toil has really readjusted my stance on slavery, now i think it's bad

think i've got the fibromyalgia

got more money in my bank account lately than i'm used to having, don't trust myself not to blow it all on drugs and/or prossies

the happy days of one's life go by in a blink of an eye, and the rest is spent in baleful remembrance

Is it true you lads have a cookout/barbecue party on Christmas?

some people do that yeah
one of the many quirks that comes with living in the southern hemisphere

cookout

FOYN

what's the n stand for? nonce? nigger?

never heard of any such quirkiness from south america

I know a woman who grew up in a rough maori area who became a doctor and did a stint in an abo town in the outback and was shocked how feral it was even compared to her own upbringing

latinos don't have barbie culture, they just like their tacos and siestas and whatnot

not necessarily

which way white man?

is it common for yanks to drive around in utes? and do you call them utes?

the word barbecue literally comes from barbacoa you silly cunt

this would have been funny a week ago

still deeply affected on an hourly basis by the gf dumping me last October

she fit? nice arse?

so? doesn't mean they have barbie culture, and barbacoa is an entirely different cooking method than what we know as a barbecue

pick-up trucks? very common
sedans with beds in the back? uncommon
my granddad told me flatbed trucks are common in australia, is that true

honey... no

text her that you miss the way her pussy tastes

text her how much you miss her maybe she doesn't realise

The English word barbecue and its cognates in other languages come from the Spanish word barbacoa, which has its origin in an indigenous American word. Etymologists believe this to be derived from barabicu found in the language of the Arawak people of the Caribbean and the Timucua people of Florida; it has entered some European languages in the form of barbacoa. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) traces the word to Hispaniola and translates it as a "framework of sticks set upon posts".

yeah
i've occasionally seen utes being featured in yank media, things like the el camino and ford ranchero would fit the definition of a ute, seems like latinos in particular have a fondness for them

just because the etymology is related doesn't mean the practice is the same, or even really similar enough to be placed in the same category of cooking

A mere 7 million villagers were eaten or skinned alive during the Wu Pang Rebellion. The unusually low number of casualties can be attributed to the harsh winter of 647, in which 15 million of usurper Xian Po Yong’s soldiers died from starvation or exposure to the cold. In all it is one of the least bloody civil wars in Chinese history.

2 hours till the bell rings
ready and waiting.

wrong un

Lmao

wonder why i never hear about such bloody wars in india despite them having a similar level of population throughout their history

she cute

just remembered this image for the grilling discourse

suppose you didn't look at the picture? it's exactly the same
and mexican families have backyard barbecues every other weekend where they make carne asada and pollo asada
you don't know what you're talking about

she's much cuter than chloe swarbrick ever was

She racist

menthol how kicking the tories out and getting labour in didn’t just fix everything can’t believe it lads

no it hasnt your ancestor had a bbc and thats that

why are europeans so docile, including brits

most american households have guns and you still let the government psychologically, financially and emotionally rape you, lmfao

also there's a lot of beer

bro youre rarded

chloe swarbrick

fuckin high bar that is

tf

tp

so, assuming you're correct (which you're not) i suppose the quirkiness we were discussing earlier DOES apply to south america after all then, and i wasn't the one who claimed it didn't, so i consider this discussion finished

I can't name any other teenage meme politicians

and thank god for that

what?
you have guns? you still refuse to stand up to the government?
yanks are THE most docile people

yanks say they have guns for government tyranny but despite having a tyrannical government they only use them to shoot schoolkids kek

but you gave up your guns and you get maltreated far more by your government because of it
don't know the stats but i'd bet that gun ownership rates has only gone down here, and that it correlates with worsening policies

if i were a yank i'd own a gun for the plain and simple reason that guns are cool

toil freaks do be going to toil soon hahahaha bet they wish it was friday and not thursday hahaah freaks

you're fed literal poison food and have armed blacks placed in every suburb and not a single one of these "patriots" does anything about it
you are the most docile it's not even up for debate

mexico is in north america not south america
but you said:

latinos don't have barbie culture, they just like their tacos and siestas and whatnot

which is incorrect
carne asada and pollo asada are popular taco fillings which many families make on grills or "barbies" and enjoy at outdoor gatherings with their family members and friends

there can never be a regime change in any country armed with nukes without a very high possibility of nuclear armageddon
the end of history, as it were

always seems to be some sort of protest going on in the states, rorkes and leftypols at each other's throats about some nonsense or other, talking shit to each other and seemingly trying to escalate it into violence and then immediately screaming assault and to call 911 when the first punch is thrown

they also bbq stuff normally

i mean sure if you just ignore the collapse of the soviet union

Despite what lolbertarians my spout off about, our government is nowhere near as tyrannical to us as yours is to you, and by an absolute massive margin.

pretty sure cavemen and africans were barbecueing things thousands of years ago
it's just meat + fire with something to hold the meat above the fire innit

taking my seasickness pills before watching the sopranos

ah yes
so the other australian is wrong in every way

but your government is still tyrannical AND (important point) you have guns

so why do you never stand up for yourselves?

yeah I've thought of getting one for the same reason and just hanging it up on a wall like people do with swords but then I think swords are cooler and probably cheaper so do I really want a gun?

sorry but i find this discussion too nauseating to continue because we're running in semantic circles, and i'm not even sure if you're the same guy i started this discussion with or someone who just jumped in halfway through without grasping the context
also think yanks and aussies have somewhat different definitions of what a barbecue entails