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LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

You've made this BIG early.
You know the rules, we're all actually pretty fucking disappointed in your behaviour.
Wise up.

just quite simply want arsenal to lose

is that the guy from chernobyl on bbc looking at the chimney

Thought it said 310, lad
Could do with less cans to help read

protestantbros what the fuck do we do

Yh they need humbling

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave

grow up and stop believing in made up stories

oh dey mad

I think he's talking to you

dont be afraid

grow up and stop believing in made up stories

arsenal dont even try to walk it in any more but still have the same boring bad luck in front of goal

scream

Fulham Poo

But I just ordered a fucking bottle

is that charles manson?

leftypol eating crisps with chopsticks because he doesnt like getting his fingers oily

Wee Rorke

woke shite

Do you ever get sick of the cans canslad? Just the constant hangovers and bad health and that

That grin

the pakistan vs india stuff makes my head hurt. it's just a little spat, isn't it. they just lob missiles at each other for a day or two and then that's it. no real purpose or goal, just returning fire and then calling it a day. who cares if civilians die, they've got to do it, apparently, whether for an upcoming election, etc. and also the fact that Pakistan has American fighter jets but cant use them because they're too OPs. it's all a load of nonsense.

Sweaty men kicking balls around

Business idea: learn to draw, start drawing the Latvian Sadhbh and then ask if I can draw her massive chebs
And then sell the pictures of course

I don't drink that much during the week, lad
Weekends I get the BIG cans, ten each night so about 10 pints worth

Hangovers don't bother me much and I'm back to doing a basic exercise routine. Still not back up to the 150 pushups in a row. Tried 80 and stopped and was dying the next fucking day.
So only doing 50 daily now

why can't india just pledge to fight with sticks and swords like they did with china?

First for Ireland

you drink 20 pints every weekend?

got the fucking heating on

they're both too pussy to really go for it cos of the nukes and that, so just lobbing rockets at each other for a bit until they get called into UN's HR office to have a chat and work things out

poo

Learning Jewish Magic

wanking out a poo

Weekly it's anyhwere between 10-36

my toil is meeting at the royal exchange next week
right fancy cunt me

not big nor clever

there is no way this 50 year old alcoholic mick is doing 80 pushups in a row lmfao what a delusional freak

canslad shoving a can up his arse

raping my arse with a rake

My hair is biodegradable

bit chilly isn't it

bruh

leftypol putting sugar in his coffee

I don't mind you btw, I know some people have something against you for some reason but that's just them. And I can't tell you to just stop drinking cans. So I guess if you're alright doing it then yeah. I'm just thinking it'll be a pain to be hungover so often when you can give the cans a break for like a week or something

duality of brit

canslad doesn't drink

canslad does drink

Lads, pick one and stick with it.
t. 47 year old judge dredd roleplayer

make your larp more believable it's already boring

need a hobby
any suggestions?

that post scared me off so today it'll be honey, maple syrup, or choccy syrup in my coffee today

how many cans have you shoved up your arse

do the freddie!
*does the freddie dance*

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturbates furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Take my business idea here, lad

Not as much as your mum but enough as my mum

roaring

Alri

that one of those brexit MI5 slags?

we need to address the elephant in the room

guess what
im ordering fast food tomorrow

your mum posting, is she?

yeah?

would really like to get steaming but i shan't

good boy

leftypol buying semi-skimmed milk

Sad how this website is now dead after the happening

rorke sucking milk out of his wife's tits because he believes the jews are putting gay juice in cow's milk or something

can't believe my parents raised me on this swill and continue to buy it for their own purposes
I'll be a full fat milk enjoyer until I die or so help me God

your dad put gay juice in your arse

always preferred the demure blonde one me

I remember when I started at the toil and during the contract signing asked to make myself a cup of tea and told them they need to start ordering full fat or I won't be working here

The nice toilberg agreed to it

you ever had gold top milk lad?
corrrrrrr

cor

that's enough gay talk or else you'll get me all frisky

*presents hairy pooey arse*

Blonde twinks of a certain yet undisclosable age

leftypol buying prawn cocktail crisps

just found this while chilling up in space aha x

9 quid for 2 ice creams!

yeah but didn't like it much, think the lumps of cream put me off x
do LOVE clotted cream on a scone though, big dairy fan me

that's the worse flavour, now I've gone floppy

get fucked arse

they do a smooth one too

do LOVE clotted cream on a scone though

cor yeah with some strawberry jam too, well lush

arse lad night

got steaming and forgot to bake bread didn't I, shall be buying a grim salad from sainsburys tomorrow then I suppose
not happy

aliens: XCv2AvbA! chebs!

me when I'm steaming filling in the 'what are you looking for' section on grindr

Any of you lads ever seen a ghost?

might have to give that a go then x
good lad

leftypol buying medium size eggs

squibbling

watching that fucking natwest advert again
what 15 year old boy is making money making those little bead bracelets

if i was the pilot in castaway I would have simply landed the plane safely on land instead of crashing it in the ocean

You mum looked like one after I was finished with her

honking banter mate, get a grip

foxbergé

mental to think Jimmy Saville raped a girl who later died and he actually wore her fucking eyeball on a ring. I've always imagined she threatened to tell everyone about his dastardly deeds but died before she could so he wore the ring so she could "see" all the other atrocities he got up to.

handsome devil isn't he?

just got wanked on

I can't be bothered to reply to my gf

No but I was once told that a mate of mine from school had died and years later I literally saw him and told him I thought he was dead and he said "nah I'm not dead".
I was a bit shocked at how non-startled I was that a corpse was talking about. Don't think the supernatural would amaze me all too much.

Good old WVL

ever been to a Turkish prison?

just smiled like this :)

you were done lad pipe down

omg

a challenger approaches

Got one of them old mouses with the ball in it. Yeah I like it.

are you that lad who has the gf he doesn't like and isn't attracted to but remains with her because he'd an hero of loneliness otherwise
if that you then kys

why is there a big trial about that tree getting cut down what's the crime

yeah

atheists fervently believe that he got away with it all and get upset if you suggest he will be punished in any way

what's that, tube map

national heritage site

teenage train drivers

the tree did nothing wrong

Instigated National Outrage

;-)

just smiled like this XD

the gherkin is a members only cronem social club

Former Sex Pistols and Public Image Ltd vocalist John Lydon alluded to sordid conduct committed by Savile, as well as suppression of widely held knowledge about such activity, in an October 1978 interview recorded for BBC Radio 1. Lydon stated: "I'd like to kill Jimmy Savile; I think he's a hypocrite. I bet he's into all kinds of seediness that we all know about, but are not allowed to talk about. I know some rumours." He added: "I bet none of this will be allowed out."[111] As predicted, the comment was edited out by the BBC prior to broadcasting

just smiled like this :3

Gagging for a can of irn bru

no I love her very much but cba rn

katy can buy her gherkin cronem club pass at the reception

I'm probably the sleepiest man in the world right now

fair enough then but maybe just tell her you're not feeling chatty
best to be honest and that

cut down a symbol of britain or something

I am Irn Bru
Dunna nunna
Nunna nunna
Vote for me

at the gherkin, katy has to scan her cronem club pass before she is granted access to all floors of the building

corr get kipping

just ate some gnocchi

hi britbongmonkeys

a tale of cronems and katies eternally retold
Cronem Calibur 2

katy just upgraded to a gold gherkin cronem club pass x

what museum should i visit in london already been to the british, va, national gallery+portrait gallery and natural history

alri lad

*shows you my pooey hairy arsehole*
clear off

erm i dunno science maybe

timmy working overtime delivering fried chicken to the cronem in the gherkin

fan museum

Germans are into poo

I know a few people in their early 20s from non-religious backgrounds who converted to Christianity, Protestant though. Zoomers are more spiritual than other generations, shame the CofE is run by stupid old cunts who are unable to capitalise on this.

get snoozing NOW

rorke went mental when that tree was cut down, but now pretends its not a big deal now that he knows white men did it

how about the tate or tate modern
never been to either but they're big names ent they

just coomed to an indonesian

timmy keeping the gherkin squeaky clean

timmy half caste mandem

Imperial War Museum

timmies are not allowed in the gherkin x

fucking liar

Just ate a Ruffle bar

mental how shit everyone is
went to this bar that had classic fairground type games for work once
I raped every single game. no one came close. just abysmal clumsy retards all of them

leftypol strawman

rorke here
they're borders underclass so I still hate them

Get your gherkin membership today

rorke leaving delivery instructions for the delivery driver (cant trust them browns)

did rorke do that did he

sounds a bit racist

yeah sorry ive been to them too i forgot. im going this weekend and will have some free time. ive also been to the iwm

Sir Keir Starmer seen entering the Sistine Chapel

then I'll lure him in and do him in so badly he'll run screeching back to his own little foreign general and tell all the other germen not to mess with us
something of a filthy smelly siren me

are you northern irish?

yeah sorry

fucking better be, cunt

gherkin wee hole.

strange question
no
what are you implying

still suffering

mumbergs got cancer lads

this is me by the way if you even care

Sir Beer Keg

mad how the incels have names like chad, stacy, becky for everyone else but don't have a name for themselves
it is a failure to realise that everyone is just a human as they are

she'll be fine

hope mine gets it

i care rorke
i care

sorry
mine had breast cancer but got the all clear

haven't shagged my own arse recently

but don't have a name for themselves

they have a million names depending on your race, physical/mental characteristics, height, etc

sorry
I wasn't sad when mine had cancer because I knew she'd live

:(

mumbergs got cancer lads

I'm sorry to hear that mate

all will be fine x

just asking

yeah they reduce people to a single characteristic instead of seeing their entire character

Sorry to hear that mate

kissing at the gherkin congo style

thats just one of the things that happens in your life youll remember her when youre older and wish you spoke to her more

what kind? what stage?

was having a good few days but mental healthberg has plummeted in the past 24 hours

Excellent I'll get a shovel.

Don't do that. You're out of order.

scrombo

Next request kys

sorry to hear that lad xx

What colour was your fart pot growing up?

Make amends with your parents, let them know how you love and appreciate them, and cherish the time spent with them because they won't be around forever. Hopefully they'll depart when you're older and can cope with it because God forbid you lose one when you're younger.

BLACK POPE CONFIRMED!

excuse me

ate 20 jaffa cakes, a packet of cherry flavoured sweets and a huge bowl of coco pops. might have a second vowl

ktim, currently sitting in the back of my van

and a consonant?

To recapitulate the present situation of the White race:

1) White geographical expansion, which was the rule for the last four centuries, has not only been halted in the 20th century, with the end of European colonialism, but it has been reversed in the period since the Second World War, with the beginning of a massive migration of non-Whites from their overcrowded and poverty-ridden lands into the still-prosperous White areas of the northern hemisphere.

2) White numerical growth, which until this century was yielding a steady increase in the White/non-White ratio in the world as a whole, has been overtaken by a population explosion in non-White lands. There are now more than four non-Whites for every White living on the planet, and the ratio is shifting toward an even greater non-White preponderance at an accelerating rate.

3) Social mixing of Whites and non-Whites in the period since the Second World War has resulted in a catastrophic increase in miscegenation and in the consequent blending of mixed-bloods into the “White” population, both in the United States and in Europe.

4) The dysgenic effects of the 20th century’s wars have been augmented greatly by social-welfare programs which are hastening the general lowering of White racial quality.

Point of No Return

The prognosis is grave. If the present demographic trends continue unabated for another half-century, and if no sustained effort to ensure an alternative outcome is made during that time by a determined and farsighted minority of people of European ancestry, then the race whose history we have traced in these 26 installments will have reached the end of its long journey.

any consonants?

dancing at the disco bumper to bumper

any skilless lads in? any minimum wage toilers in? any dogsbodies in?

My moment

...yh

It may linger another century or more in isolated enclaves, such as Iceland, and its characteristic features or coloring will recur with diminishing frequency in individuals for the next millennium, but before the middle of the 21st century it will have reached its point of no return.

Then, gradually or quickly, the race which built the glory that was Greece and the grandeur that was Rome, which conquered the earth and established its dominion over every other race, which unlocked the secret of the atom and harnessed the power which lights the sun, and which freed itself from the grasp of gravity and reached out to new worlds will vanish into the eternal darkness.

Some of its works — its languages, its science, its social structures, its machines and weapons — will fall into the hands of a different, darker race, which will use them for a while. Eventually no trace will remain, not even a memory in the minds of a degraded humanity which will have long since abandoned the upward Quest which was the unique mission of the vanished race.

skill issue

do you reckon life was better or worse for the average jeet under colonial rule compared to now? don't reckon much has changed except there's far too many of them

rorke enjoying a spring walk when he spys a flower and as he sticks his nose to take a whiff an angry comes out and stings him on him behind causing rorke to jump into the yelling "youch!"

haha yeah haha x hate my life

Bins need emptying do they?

yes, will be quitting next paycheck, this is miserable and no way to live

Detain. Deport.

migrants but only from these countries

Surprised the NASA lads made him uncut

Found the right one

Gabon is a cute name

all thanks to white women

How do you stop an eyeball decomposing?

my gf

my thread isn't refreshing

I want to listen to the last scene theme

thanks for the kind words, lads, I do appreciate it

esophageal cancer, no clue what stage

sometimes chatgpt does some weird shit you didnt even know it could do

heathermong? your mum wishes you were never born

go on... this is gonna be funny
listen up lads

Wish I could use a VPN here without having to pay it's fucking bullshit

thinking of visiting various diplomatic missions in london and asking for little flags

mine had breast cancer a two years ago
thankfully they caught it quickly and she didnt have to have chemo
still goes for checkups now
hope your mumberg gets well soon lad x
no good this cancer business

not white

you had one job

formalde-eyed

I still have it.

lads
wtf
gay cows?
do gay cows exist?

youtube.com/watch?v=VYLb-S6617g

shit, it's a mean one
she'll need all the support she can get, la
and you'll always have this place to vent when you need it

right, time for that other massive bowel of coco pops

mooing

oh my days it's zesty cow

idea for a programme
michael barrymore stars in a british baywatch, swimming into the waters off weston-super-mare, saving young kids, copping off with the buxom lifeguards... that sort of thing

screma

Oh arsenal can't you go five seconds without embarrassing yourself?

trump should invite russia to world cup 2026

first UCL semi final in 16 years

I think they can hold their heads up high

80 years of "victory" in WW2

British Empire lost

jews in positions of power everywhere

country bankrupted

flooded by racial biological trash from the third world

We live in hell

qualifying has already begun
so that's not possible
soz xxx

what infantino gon do

Oh give it a rest, rorke

A zoologist who observed gorillas in their native habitat was amazed by the uniformity of their life and their vast idleness. Hours and hours without doing anything. Was boredom unknown to them? This is indeed a question raised by a human, a busy ape. Far from fleeing monotony, animals crave it, and what they most dread is to see it end. For it ends, only to be replaced by fear, the cause of all activity. Inaction is divine; yet it is against inaction that man has rebelled. Man alone, in nature, is incapable of enduring monotony, man alone wants something to happen at all costs — something, anything.... Thereby he shows himself unworthy of his ancestor: the need for novelty is the characteristic of an alienated gorilla.

“Nothing ever happens” sounds like heaven to a gorilla. I wish I was a gorilla.

so that is rorke

the reich won. they just all gave up on europe and moved to america to built it there.

dadberg's an NPC desu

That'll look great in the trophy cabinet

GOP official argues in favor of child marriage: Girls are ‘ripe’ and ‘fertile’

forgot to edit out the phone number

unbelievably based

that'sfunny

trying to nab them before the niggas do

y'all wildin aint non this ish affect u irl lmao

idea for a programme
bob mortimer stars in The Great British Urban Ramble, visting cities throughout the united kingdom and giving a mainly first person perspective walking tour with occasional sweeping drone shots, punctuated by a visit to a pub to meet the locals... that sort of thing

looks woke

lewis the loaf

Hell doesn't exist lad

did the man say the silly thing

zesty cow. Funny

it is but it’s nice

don't trust sourdough looking like that

moo~~

those concrete balls in the middle of avocados
monkeys use them for their games
their balls games and the like
throw the ball etc whatever

the normal loaf from them is rock solid far too hard for my teeth