Edizione piccolissima x2
Previously on cum:
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
feel nervous
no antisemitism edition
What's the coolest group of Native Americans and why is it the Mayans?
jews have been a net positive for america
This but unironically
The good guys won
Did you know that Dave Portnoy (jewish) got “famous” in 2011 for posting pics of Tom Brady’s 2 year old son naked and commenting on the size of the toddler’s penis?
business idea: harness energy from the sun
incelchud thread
It's pretty browncoded, with all the terrorist supporters.
Is there such a thing as too blonde?
americans would rather let an old man destroy this country than let a BLACK and indian WOMAN win.. baka...
Have you ever had success on Tinder or whatever app this is
No but she's gonna get fat
Nope. No a single match.
Im white (italian/irish)
Im an antisemite
Im a national socialist
I an anti zionist
I support Palestine
I support russia
I support china
I support Iran
I support hezbollah
I support hamas
I support the houthis
I have a god job
I went to college
I have an apartment
I have a car
Ive had multiple gfs
Ive had sex with girls several times
was gonna post this, she has fat genes you can see it in her cheeks already
canadians would rather let a WMF globohomo anglo win than elect a FRENCHman...
So her ex is a black hippo?
Im white (italian/irish)
Im an antisemite
Im a national socialist
I an anti zionist
I support Palestine
I support russia
I support china
I support Iran
I support hezbollah
I support hamas
I support the houthis
I have a god job
I went to college
I have an apartment
I have a car
Ive had multiple gfs
Ive had sex with girls several times
you ever just sit in your truck
Do you have an argument rabbi ?
white
(italian/irish)
TDS infected Canada and Australia, and it ruined both of our elections.
Yes those are white European ethnic groups
Deal with it
whiteboy summer has officially started, how are you kicking it off?
I will not have sex for the 28th year in a row
i was driving down a highway that had nothing but car dealerships on both sides. i wanted to kill myself
that's good, they contain them to one area instead of plaguing the entire city with their gaudy signage and shitboxes
single family detached house: more spacious than a pod
car: faster and easier than walking
any questions
you suck dick?
Have you considered dn?
im so hungry my parents dont give a fuck about me
grow up fag
Get a job so you can buy food
once i got banned for posting a webm of a guy chucking a black baby across a room, so I won't do that tonight. instead, have some classic americana - cuisine and combat all in one place.
deadlystream.com
Holy shit, they ported the PC mod to the original Xbox version. Now it's on the PC/Xbox/smartphones.
missed that one poster who was funny
i need food to grow bitch
right here what’s up
A man in his 20s made this post.
no food no work
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
remember the time that guy was eating raw meat and thought it was medium rare
20s is still young
And how much is gas in your area?
you're never too young to have a vietnam flashback
2.90 for unleaded
Feeding her cat to sharks?
be white leftist
get murdered
[redacted]'s trade war is tanking the price of oil
Ummmmmmmm?
based trump giving me cheap gas
Might make an effort to better myself as a man. Probably not tho
I get the feeling this chick is really good at softball.
like pottery
i don’t even look at gas prices. i simply have to buy it so what’s the point giving myself an ulcer about the price
Because you can gamble on waiting and you might get it for cheaper.
anyone want to play skribbl tonight?
typical that right-wing media would try to make the girlfriend look bad
if we had better mental health support this would've never happened btw
and save $2?
ok, brokey
tfw you have a company issued car and they pay for the gas and maintenance
and let you drive it around for personal stuff too
why would anyone choose to be poor and not just get a job with a six figure salary and company car i just don't get it
I bet my net worth is higher than yours
"Never do today what you can put off 'til tomorrow."-Minako
They gave me mileage reimbursement at my previous job, it was nice
yeah he was basically Joker with more melanin
I don't drive but I get a bus pass I pay $50 CAD every month for that I get from the Ministry of Social Development.
In America you're only white if you're anglo-saxon = German and English
then why are you socially undeveloped?
Dating one of those Eastern European girls except I'm trying to get a green card into her country instead of vice versa (I'm a bit of a weeb for Eastern Europe)
Quit taking Italy's memes
It used to be profitable for American consumers and companies to buy from Canada because of the exchange, and that was good for Canadian companies because they'd get a lot of business and American dollars. Now it's been all upended because that's unfair to the American economy, somehow.
You mean you want european citizenship?
where is she from
A guy gave me some weed because he had to fly home, it is crap, and he paid way too much.
Literally all of europe plus the middle east is classified as white in the united states you literal drooling retard
why do you have 300% tariffs on our milk
u smoke wee?
weewee? penis?
It used to be profitable for American consumers and companies to buy from Canada because of the exchange, and that was good for Canadian companies because they'd get a lot of business and American dollars. Now it's been all upended because that's unfair to the American economy, somehow.
cucknada fucking sucks the liberal party destroyed your gay cuntry and yet you voted for cuckrney and for what? more tarriffs in your butthole? fucking!!!
someone's car alarm has been going off all night
what can i realistically do
Because you give hormones and antibiotics to your cows, practices which are outlawed in Canada. Bring that up with RFK.
cry about it on /cum/
find it and smash the car up badly
that'll teach them to have their car broken into
the modern automobile is more computer than car. simply use your hacking skills to disable the alarm.
This dude bought this rig to perv on women, from behind him I could see what was on his screen, I tried to zoom in on it and take a pic but it didn't work.
How does it feel knowing you've probably never had AAAA shelf stuff, being in Mexico and all?
Maybe in your shit hole it's not true for the northern states like wi, mi, io, mo, nd, sd, idaho
listening to some jefre cantu ledesma
a man goes to a doctor.
“Doctor, I’m depressed,” the man says; life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel.
the doctor lights up. the treatment, after all, is simple
“The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight,” the doctor says, “Go and see him! That should sort you out.”
the man bursts into tears. “But doctor,” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”
go up to him and call him a nigger and run away
Yeah, it's a joke lol, though sometimes I feel weird about having little to no family history here, almost guilty about it
She's not real
1776
I'm patriotic again.
got a like on Hinge
LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
she's a Green Bay Packer's fan
with all due respect ma'am you can rot in piss
I smoke Marlboro. You smoke weewee
She's not real
then who are you talking to
Because you give hormones and antibiotics to your cows, practices which are outlawed in Canada. Bring that up with RFK.
Bull fucking shit. I buy organic grass-fed milk and sometimes I drink milk from my girlfriend's white tits/pink nipples. You are fucking gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude i was in Vancouver last year and saw some old chinaman using a camera to perv on kids waiting at a bus stop. They were probably 10 years old and this old creep kept sliding a camera out from his coat and taking pics, then hiding it away again.
Fucking HATE gay pedos.
Like this comment if you hate gay pedos, subscribe if you want to roundhouse kick them into a volcano.
Is she fat
I'm not sure what you mean, they have some very good weed here. They have indoor and outdoor grown available, it's just as good as dispensaries in the states. Some of the long flowering sativas are excellent, long red hairs, green and sticky, but I don't find that often. Nobody in the states or Canada is growing long flowering sativas for commercial sales, these things flower 18 to 22 weeks, the stuff at dispensaries is normally 8 weeks.
she's actually pretty cute, skinny, works as a law clerk.
Well, /cum/?
feel like I've literally done nothing with my life for the past decade
Nobody it was a hypothetical joke scenario
i think she died in the 1950s
gas is cheaper because we got rid of the carbon tax
call the fucking cops and say there is a nigger hijacking cars and then hide away
you are a weirdo
those palestinians can throw
MLB needs to recruit some of them
Too late
If he perved on any girls with their big dad, I was going to tell him about the pervy pic
gas is cheaper because we got rid of the carbon tax
You're getting like 500% tarriffs lmao get fucking fucked you fucking dick
does she have green/blue eyes?
i find intermittent noises more annoying than constant ones
no, brown
into the trash it goes
wheres brian at i got some pheromones for him
My gf has no other purpose then to take my loads all day, she doesn't have a job, she doesn't leave the house, she doesn't have friends, she doesn't have family. She just takes my fat hot loads in her holes all day. She eats, sleeps, shits/pisses and takes my cum in her holes 24/7 365. We dont talk to each other, we dont have conversations, we dont go on dates, I just have sex with her and thats it.
A barrel of oil is at like $59 USD. Anything under $60 USD is considered unprofitable.
Chinese water torture ahh scenario
Anon is dating his fleshlight kek
Kinda want to download Grindr just out of curiosity just to see what sort of people are in my area
What an exciting and thrilling romantic relationship how jealous am I!!!
gay boy
Unironically this is my ideal woman beyond her flirting and saying slutty things to me at times
that's how it starts
Hot Milfs Are In Your Area And Want To FUCK
I'm not gay. Just genuinely curious
wholesome exchange
I don't get it
Shitting.
Women have no other purpose then to pleasure and service men's dicks. They exist to deposit your fat hot loads of semen into and outside of that have no other function whatsoever. Women should never speak because they should have a penis in their mouth that they are sucking at all times.
do you enjoy the smell?
imagine laying on a san diego beach in 1944 smoking weed with your hussy tramp gf while other dudes ate lead on little shithole islands in south east asia
how does my wife think she makes me feel when she won't drink from my glass but kisses the dog on the mouth?
I do not get hung up on a girls body count or whether she has children, her purpose and the reason she was put on this earth is to make mens dicks ejacualate, if they arent fulfilling this purpose than they are going against God who designed them to be cum receptacles for men
why are you curious to look at gay dudes
You know what they say: starve a fever, sleep a concussion.
what am i chopped liver or something
I'm bifurious
My shit looks like beef stew.
wife won't drink from my glass
A girl I was fucking asked me to SPIT in her mouth after she pissed on my leg in the shower. Your wife is NOT trad and NOT a keeper, get rid of that trashy dogfucker.
Freaky Little Demonic Sluts?
You know what they say: Who the hell are you and what are you doing to my dog!?
Homosexuality is WRONG. It is a form of sexism, and it won't make it out of this decade alive!
Shiloh Hendrix = Hyperborean Qveen
genuinely baffling at how any man is able to convince a woman to have sex with him
idk, men have been doing it for 100,000,000 years
We're not "threatening" you, we're just letting you know we're gonna annex you whether or not you want it to happen. We might've gotten our asses kicked twice now, but it's still gonna happen sooner or later, no point in fighting.
As John C. Calhoun summed it up, the US should take any land in North America where the white race can assert a numerical majority.
i'm absolutely demolished at the realization that women are whores
Luigi mangione = hyperborean king
Why?
It's all rape. Everyone is out here raping each other and pretending it's okay.
can't wait for the globalist kidfucker I like to btfo the globalist kidfucker I don't like
three great sets of tits in this pic
Everyone here is fucking gay
ok redditleaf
Banned him from his properties once he found out and never went to his island, try again
cope. they're all kidfuckers, let them devour each other.
would you fight as a mercenary in Chad for $350k a year?
yeah, and then I'd buy the country for a cool $350k and rule it like a king. start a child solider army and call myself Broseph Kony.
let em devour each other but let based maga awo god emperor trump devour them first cause he's the basedest of the based
bitch boy carney is gonna get us basededly annexed by based trump cause he's a cuck faggot tranny kidfucking globalist wef ccp whore based maga awoooooooo
Which one are you?
They're not only pedos but they're satanists as well. It's all mind control.
How does one fucking acquire a loving girlfriend? thank you
Take my wife, please!
i love gooning with men
goddamn I really sent redditleaf into a fit tonight, nigga is seething.
thank you
i literally needy moi lil leafpussy filled to the twippy twop with big usa cummies omfgggg pls give me a big annexation punishment daddyyyyyyy im ur smol lil leafslut~
Dude I'm addicted to gay porn
thread is getting gay
what are we gooning to tonight bros
hey
worshipping satan is bad because...it JUST is ok?!?!
Indeed
Vote AfD.
muh butterface with a fat ass
very sad, many such cases
i started sniffing my ass pheromones because of you i wish i could share it with you
Hope janny is on standby, I sense another faggot raid on the horizon.
The Met Gala is tonight. Who is wearing your favorite outfit?
Why the fuck does this guy hate the German and Russian Empires, what did they even do?
And how is Tesla a terrorist organization it's just a car company
I dunno what that is
you rub a cotton swab over your asshole and ship it to me in the mail
this zesty ass nibba
The Anon Babble equivalent of the Super Bowl.
How do i know you wont use it to curse me
you can*
damn the super bowl is already gay enough
Pirate ship , it's a dinner and show thing
*taps sign*
you have not done anything to warrant me cursing you
Hey she was from Lemon Grove. I'm only about 10 minutes away.
take it easy fuckhead
lmfao
buying these for divination purposes
youtu.be
BROS
ITS HAPPENING!
ive cursed you with erectile dysfunction
i'd plunder your booty ;)
if by booty you mean a wisely invested portfolio of stocks and bonds broadly distributed over many different asset classes
if that were true my spirit guides would've told me
your spirit guides are corrupted by my gay demons
isn't there specifically a french tarot deck
why go with the normal playing deck
Leafs!
it doesn't matter. the symbols are what's important
imagine if Brian just got banned again for ban evasion wouldn't that be something
brian is the only interesting poster here
If I ever cross paths with her irl, I'm probably gonna **** her.
I'm probably not even joking either. If I ever spot her in public, she's ****.
he hasnt filtered brian
couldnt be me
imagine if you had sex (with me)
erm, esqueeze you. i make many interesting posts on a variety of topics.
for example, today i ran the dishwasher and didn't even empty it under after dinner. i'm a bit of a rebel like that.
t. brian
tarot cards have different symbols
also way more cards and the major arcana which are way better for divination
false
There is a car outside going
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
It is fairly annoying.
hello
do you live in orlando
my spirit guide specifically requested playing cards and not tarot cards
I fly like an eagle, to the sea.
no grindr icon at the top
uhhhhh
i use scruff. grindr is ghetto
damn you are living on the edge
homo niggas need to bounce
whens the last time you got tested for stds
fat cows
holy cow
i was given instructions at a seance from a spirit on how to consecrate my cards.
i'm waiting on the full moon next week.
i never get tested because stds do not exist. they are big pharma propaganda.
homo niggas need to bounce
bounce on your dick?
do you make your partner wear a condom when you have sex
CLUSSY THREAD
I could touch and smell and hear and see, the Lolita of the strident voice and rich brown hair of the bangs and the swirls and the sides and the curls at the back, and the sticky hot neck, and the vulgar vocabulary “revolting,” “super,”
“luscious,” “goon,” “drip”
they had gooning and drip in 1950s times
chubby chasers are so fuckin gross. have some standards for your self goddamn.
you zesty ass fagnibbas need to leave now
no, why would i. condoms also contain toxins such as PFAS (forever chemicals)
where does that get you?
are you a bottom or a top
too big
The only women I am attracted to are outside of my league and I refuse to have sex with women I am not attracted to so I will probably remain a virgin forever
top but i am more inclined to side related activities like frotting
had chicken for dinner and PEE YEW my farts stink
left and middle, right goes a LITTLE too far into plapjak territory
have you ever had sex with a coconut?
i use coconut oil as lube
Lifelong trauma
I've never used lube ever
onlyfans is disappointing 100% of the time
i regret spending the 30 seconds it takes to find the leaks, who the fuck is actually spending money on this shit
"Clown Pussy Thread"
worksafe board
i paid almost $200 for this
unironically love this song
Just put a curse on Brian. He had a primitive mirror up but I avoided it and my curse is now deeply rooted within.
It's over for Brian
some of the leaks I've found are actually pretty good. Only in my most horniest moments have I ever even entertained the thought of paying for it but I could never do that with a clear conscience
have you ever attempted to stick a coconut up your lovers ass?
that house was sold and now belongs to a new owner
so mote it o algo
i place a hex on you
you will take the HRT
brian have you ever fisted a guy or been fisted yourself?
that 20 min long gay animation with the cheetah
real ones will know what I am talking about
my collection of magickal dirts is almost complete
what about skulls from the cemetery are you too sissy to grave rob?
wrote brian 351 times in my bad energy (juju) and misfortune manifestation journal today
Yes I love to eat the shit off my fist. Shut straight from his asshole is the best, all warm and creamy
no
Why the fuck are gay bathhouses legal but brothels are not
because being gay is natural
brian no that's not good for you
that will come with time. i still need to undergo my nkimba ceremony.
i have spiritual protection also that's some weak low level stuff that doesn't really work
sup chat
bathing is a SIN against GOD
I wrote Brian's name in the Death Note
It's over for Brian
i don't type in capital letters
I have that depression thing where absolutely everything is shit and I don’t like anything. This is unsympathetic because my life is very safe and comfortable. Somebody please strike me in the back of the head with an aluminum bat. It will either kill me or it will reboot the system and I’ll be capable of enjoying life again.
that will come with time.
just admit you are afraid of the cops breaking into your apartment and finding the bodies
what if brian is actually a secret code name for brain and we've been arguing with a genius this entire time
let me tell you how needing clean some one's waste shoot to have sex with is natural
my sides
made up scenarios where you are a victim of a crime won't fix your mental illness... but it IS fixable and i hope you reach that point
ancient ones used cast iron pans
Because you're not renting anybody's body in a bathhouse, people have sex for free there. Are you dumb?
wearing shoes is unnatural yet you still wear them
youre talking about the israelian brain chip?
it's time spinny
depends on what kind of shoes
You're renting your body from God. And you're losing your security deposit.
when i went to steam works in the north side, it smelled like straight up poppers inside
Why should I not be able to pay a woman if she wants to have consensual sex for me
brian taught me that licking and smelling man feet is a human right
It doesn’t have to be made up. Somebody come to Alberta and do it. I even have such a bat.
Not a bad idea but I don’t have one of those.
they're pinky and the brain
nah, just the mongolian saiga antelope milk cure
at least post the one good post from that thread
files.catbox.moe
i am god
male feet pheromones are intoxicating.
i have spells that can kill gods
being gay must be constant hell, like a never ending nightmare punishment
pheromones
dat nose bussy
You don't want to deal with women which is a very nice upside
fun fact: there is a church right next to a gay bath house. i parked my car in the church's parking lot to go to that bath house.
Everyone on Anon Babble is severely mentally ill. The idea of somebody with no mental illness posting on Anon Babble is actually hilarious. Those people have careers, friends, family, hobbies. They do things they actually enjoy. Nobody enjoys Anon Babble. We are just here to temporarily distract ourselves with garbage because sitting quietly alone with ourselves makes the thoughts and memories come back. So I’ll just post my unfunny wojak and call some a faggot so I don’t need to think about how bad I want to put a gun in my mouth for the next 45 seconds. Rinse and repeat.
not really
why nucum so gay?
i low key miss soyshart
shit was bussin
BRIAN IS GOD HERE
depression is the result of low gut bacteria levels
aajonus.online
me and the boys prank call Steamworks Chicago. We called Cody last night. Also
i got thousands of friends on /hoc/ and Anon Babble
i.4cdn.org
NOT a fan of the gays
fart fetish is literally gayer than having sex with men
all men are gay
im bored peace out
Jesus saw this before he got killed
lucky
Depression is a symptom that emerges in many different ways. There is no silver bullet cure.
the grease in your oven looks like a black metal logo
fart fetish is hilarious, makes me laugh harder than any modern standup comedian
yeah this thread is now full of disgusting faggots anyways, i'm getting outta here before brian starts spamming shitty assholes again stupid faggot fuck that he is
I could kill goshclown and b***n at the same time in a bare knuckle cage match in a post apocalyptic gladiator fight.
I'm leaving the thread now to play video games.
bye fren
remember, hands above the sheets
New
eating rotten neat full of bacteria is the cure
youtu.be
hands above the sheets
why
This is all 100% true but it works better as subtext. You’re not supposed to actually talk about it.
well... i'm leaving the thread too then!
shalom rabbi