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first for LGBT rights :)

you always talk about lgbt rights and never acknowledge lgbt wrongs

why haven't you sperged out and spammed your fag porn yet? tryna be on your best behavior for some reason?

You don't HAVE to be a boy, you know?
Anyway, put on this sparkly pink tutu dress and let me give you pigtails so you can be a pretty girl for mommy. You know mommy loves girls right? They are so much better than boys

i hate trannies and the antichrist and i want to be a slave

lgbt people are never wrong :)
why do you ask? you wanna see male buttholes that badly?

Fuck off

toddler, neither male or female

sanest leftist

holy strawman

why do you ask?

normally you sperg out really quick, your behavior tonight is an aberration (I don't see your fag porn anyways because I'm not a tech illiterate.)

Look up MDs Alfred Kinsey and John Money. All the LGBT bullshit we have today stems from these perverts.

archive DOT ph/YUySJ

Spent $373 on the following miniatures tonight

40x Neophyte Hybrids

10x Hybrid Metamorphs

10x Aberrants

2x Goliath Rockgrinder Trucks

2x Magus

This was a good deal as separately this would have normally cost $651.52 at current discount prices.

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them being pervs doesn't prove them wrong. also christian priests are notorious pedos

something smells off about these two...

I'm poop da ba dee da ba dy

diet soda hurts my stomach but i drink it every day anyway

Do you spend thousands of hours playing this game?

It's very easy to quit, just start drinking water whenever you're thirsty and you'll no longer crave soda

i'm an ephebophile. not a pedophile. big difference.

anti left

takes a Rousseauian philosophical stance on human nature (just on race though)

Many such cases

good stuff man any other gems of wisdom to share?

futa is not gay

An octopus has 3 hearts

Question for you: what were those priests' sexuality?

hell yeah one for each arm

Gotta start drinking the real full sugar sfuff

Incense dude came into the bar, one of the bartenders bought these , the other bought just as many

Or at least like Coke Zero, like shit son

i love sandalwood and frankincense

Coke zero is nasty

Incense smells like shit. only drugged out hippies and libshits smeared in patchouli oil like that trash

Frankincense and myrrh

Not playing, overall it's a lot of hours. One miniature from in the box to cleaned, assembled, based and painted takes probably 4-5 hours for the more basic troops. Easily 2-3x that for characters and vehicles.

getting molested isn't even a bad thing. it's a good thing. it's like winning the lottery in life.

i wish i was molested by a grown adult man as a child. would have been incredible to have a grown man rubbing his giant hairy adult penis over my small hairless boy penis.

What did brian mean by this?

Not playing

Is it not a game?

there's like thousands of different incense scents you retarded redneck

@grok can i get context on this?

and they all smell like shit you retarded faggot shit eater

i wish a perverted old man let me suck his adult penis as a kid

just saw an obscenely awful and disturbing post

Female cops after pulling you over and you bend down to grab your wallet and ID:

Can the mods ban this freak please?
There's no report option for insinuating illegal content

this is like saying all perfumes smell like shit. clearly you haven't smelled many

It is yes, a single game takes anywhere from 2-3.5 hours. And the models stay good for decades. So while it does sound very expensive up front, it's not really expensive over time with how much time you spend on it. It's not a cheap hobby, but it's nowhere near the expensive end of hobbies.

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At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven? And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, and said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me. But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

that's our abnormal faggot brian for ya

Canada, just join the union. It's time for us to show these fucks what a real superpower looks like

jesus was an incel freak who was mad because he didn't get molested as a kid

all men are at least a 1

there's 2 options that are lower than 1

No, I don't think I will accept your stupid logic.

There's no report option for insinuating illegal content

There is though.

my biggest fantasy is being raised in a nudist household as a little boy by two gay dads

nigga just spam your fag porn already

I hate Vampire Weekend

lets post some cats!

i had a geography teacher in high school. he had the fattest ass i've ever seen on a man. i used to go into the school bathroom and jerk off thinking about him.
i wish he molested me.

ok look at this cutie

dooming an innocent boy to trannydom

Perfectly fine

not liking incense

Unforgivable

Not looking at the gif

dooming an innocent boy to....discovering himself as he grows up

oh no the horror

jealous of all the little boys who got to shower with their dads and see their dads' huge hairy cocks

Mods?
Hello?

mods are homos who wish they were molested as kids (as all men are)

Sure, if you wanna be dishonest about it

he's low IQ and doesn't understand basic concepts like per capita, or even how graphs work. he's probably not actually being dishonest, he's just really that stupid.

way too much junk at the bottom, what translation is that?

I'm the human equivalent of poop

KJV>DR>all else (i've only read KJV and DR)

New Revised Standard Version fifth edition.

You're only appealing to gay guys and germans?

My friend went to a resort in Mexico in the covid days, & upon checkout, the concierge gave her a complimentary negative covid test to take to the airport

Listening to Dave Blunts.

thoughts on BOOBAS

I'm a fan.
I like thighs and buttcheeks more though

New Oxford Annotated 5th Edition Bible, the translation is based on the New Revised Standard Version.
The NOAB 6th will be based on the NRSV Updated Edition.

Love em.

hate em
hate everything about women

oh, you know, the usual

"milf" pornstar

younger than me

grim

I don't really get thighs, iunno. but it's also reminded me that you used to hear about "leg men" a lot and you don't hear about them much at all anymore

I'm a leg man, but the thigh is the most important part of the leg.
I'm not attracted to women with bony chicken legs

that cat has gorgeous eyes
however it looks like he is stealing your credit card info you should pay attention to your account for any suspicious catlike purchases

If you aren't reading KJV you're doing it wrong.

that's how he gets away with it, he hypnotizes you with his fucking eyes or something and you don't notice he bought 20 cases of tuna fishes

my cat is really into churu right now it's those little tubes of wet food that you squeeze out and they lap at it
tuna is bad for you to eat more than a few times a week because of mercury poisoning pregnant women can't have it all
how did we manage inject the tuna fish with mercury

and just like that the manic episode ends and we begin a depressive era

me when i forget to go to the pharmacy

I've never heard of churu before but if I get a cat I'll buy it for him. I ought to get a cat, that would be nice

If you can't handle me during my manic episodes then you don't deserve me during my depressive episodes

most people end up getting cats randomly by chance
i found my cat as a kitten in the road in the middle of nowhere all that's nearby is some stables and he was all alone and scared, i asked the people there and they knew nothing about a litter of kittens so i took him home
this is unrelated but at those stables they have a white horse and i guess there's some strawberries growing somewhere nearby because it looks like that diva is wearing lipstick it's really funny

lmfao

my neighbors cat comes by from time to time but I'm out in the country a bit and there's only pheasants and owls running around, no kitties.

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I lift, eat well, sleep well and study so I can get a germanic girl

I look like this (but not really)

No bitches tonight again, fucking low season. Plenty of grannies though if you're into that, I'm talking 60 or over.

i like living in the country until i have to drive an hour to go to a show or do anything downtown
but i also tried living downtown for a year and hated it and gained a bunch of weight because i didn't want to go out and there was a bunch of delivery options available, i like quiet living more but commuting sucks
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I've got a KJV too...as well as an NKJV Bible, and an NIV.

oh I only live about 5minutes from town. It's just the way the mountains work here, you can only have a few houses really so you get a bunch of wildlife. I guess even in town you get a bunch of deer roaming around and eating your flowers.

I wouldn't want to live in a city that shit would be awful I think. small cities are good tho, not big cities

Woaaahhhh

I lost my virginity to a railroad spike.

"AHHHHH WHY ARENT THERE PEOPLE STOMPING ON MY CEILING 24/7??? LIKE WTF I NEED TO HEAR MY NEIGHBOR FLUSH OR ILL GO INSANE! IS THAT GRASS??!! AHHHH EW AHHH BWAAHH!"

i was so courteous about being quiet and not listening to things loud late and all i ever got was my neighbors not caring about any of that and doing it anyway

Reading about Pol Pot right now
What the FUCK was his problem?

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Chris Stapleton is sooooooooo fucking good I love that song

He was a leftist

He was a Jew.

I think it's time for me to go to bed

want an insane gf