/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understand
I would understand

that is where we perform secret rituals

Only mid girls want to have sex with me :(

if you made the source of that 21 trillion dollars publicly available, you would singlehandedly fix the entire country within a month

woah back up
i havent been on /cum/ since the shitjack events
is /cum/ doggen or catgen?

As a literal faggot I can't stand Jason or Brian

You have my deepest sympathies. Life is pain.

Can one of you religious guys tell Jesus I’ll start going to church if he magically and instantly fixes my brain and my life. Thanks.

tfw the Anon Babble schizos are right and Jesus is going to come back and start destroying major cities and kill a lot of people

I hate all pets equally. Shitting and pissing and cumming and shedding everywhere.

what did we do to you?! well, i take in your animosity, and i return nothing. no anger, anyway. i hope you get what you want.

live the mental disease
start your own cult
get cuties
get monies

jesus is a pretty cool guy

I have fish and geckos. I like the fish better. Speaking of which it's time to feed them.

I think some men are really hot but they're all out of my league so I'm just gonna be straight and flirting with women is way easier

add period blood to your list for unfixed female critters

you need a cute boy next door

bugboi

you should tell him stds and aids doesnt exist

flirting with women is way easier

flirting with hot women is way easier??????how??????????? thank you

kek its not

Look what I started reading.

thread for Americans/Canadians

its full of fags, jews, and brown people from India/Pakistan

Just like in real life

Just put a hex on brian's mother
I can feel her crying in agony

good thing trumpy is reopening alcatraz and he's sending you all there

Because women are always nice and it's easy to make them laugh so what the fuck is difficult?

talk to them like they are people

they completely ignore me and act rude as fuck

crazy that people are still homophobic in 2025

nobody is scared of fags. hope this helps, nancy boy

fags, jews, and brown people

all of these can be american or canadian

I'm not homophobic I'm just transphobic

Need to plunge my penis into a woman's holes ASAP

bit rood but also she deserves it for birthing such a fucking freak that nobody likes

I don't care about gay people so long as I don't have to see it

i do not have a mother or father
i spawned from the void

crazy that people are still homophobic in 2025

Tom Holland

Spiderman?

crazy that people are still homophobic in 2025.

the WHOLE world can hate me. i am the anti-christ. i am not here to make friends

Queers 4 Palestine

gets stoned to death in seconds

go to gym

this tiny Asian girl would always do workouts in front of me to show off her ass

ok which Latino porn star started fucking Asian girls to start this trend

No they can't

Trying a new basing material. It’s supposed to look like a sandy gravel. What do you think? (Colour is not final it will all be painted over)

Just dechuddify yourself and stop being a retarded bigot. Many problems solved in such a move.

crazy that people are still homophobic in 2025

these are cherrypicked extreme cases. the average homosexual is a normal well adjusted human being and they live among you.

I have decided to become asexual. Women just ain't cuttin it for me anymore.
Anyone know a good castration specialist?

Exclusively visually speaking, hot men are hotter than hot women, but women are better to talk to and also smell better

fucking sucks man I'm always hit on by indian and chinese and other brown women and white girls don't give me the light of day fucking hell does it happen to you in your gay cuntry?

Just dechuddify yourself and stop being a retarded bigot. Many problems solved in such a move.

no you're a bipolar fly with delusions of grandeur. also people like the antichrist so you're clearly not him, just a friendless retard

Thoughts on this kino?

I'm reading and re-reading this and I can't seem to understand it thank you

Just take chemical castration drugs. Actual castration is retarded

The penjamin leaked some resin so I put it on a cracker and ate it, will I regret this decision? Maybe.

chudterion collection

these are cherrypicked extreme cases. the average homosexual is a normal well adjusted human being and they live among you.

I have just placed my seed within brian's mom through my hex. She will now birth the anti-brian, brians eternal nemesis who will mog him for all eternity

Haven't seen it.
My favorite Dafoe kino is Platoon

word on the street is that VAX'd people should be all dropping like flies this year

sweet

I started reading the book a long time ago, got about halfway thru but never finished. I still want to read it.

seething and jealous
this guy actually has space taking up his hard drive to save these images
how about you place your seed in my mouth?

Pooooo

i am a progressive and a staunch feminist. however i occasionally hate mexicans for blasting their shitty banda music loudly from their backyards for the whole neighborhood to hear.

The worst part of living on the west coats is /cum/ dying before 10 pm every night

ta ta there retards

i went to catholic school and they would always put this movie in dead times
i prefered ghostbuster or hocus pocus

unbelievably real. flyovers and worst coasties wouldn't get it

you're a freak without a father cause when he woke up the next day and saw your disgusting excuse of a mother he left forever

looks nice i like your minifigure posts

That's weird because I live in the east coast and I always wake up to see that two threads were archived after I went to sleep

Fags have upwards of 150+ different sexual partners a month

take the /hoc/ pill anon
best /hoc/ is real pacific hours

NOT the homeless NOT the insane gas prices NOT the perpetual non-punishable crime NOT the flagrant drug abuse NOT the rampant homsexuality NOT the two faced arrogant twats its that my favorite thread on a 40 year old image board has less posts after 10pm

amazing that emma shafer cow could get herself a bf but also lmao libshits are so stupid

people irl love to talk about politics but they never say anything novel and always just agree with each other

The disclaimer at the start of your post has nothing to do with the rest of it

just pottymogged the custodial staff

Are the Anaheim Ducks good?
They are the closest team to me, and I like their name

Alberta is about to join the Union and then the cup is going to be between the Oilers and the Flames
cap this post

All homosexuals were molested as children

That's right

brian was molested by an old black man thats why he resents them

i am a child of primordial chaos

ducks

nah sorry anon they're so shit no one make memes about them
but eh, they can only go up
maybe soccer or cricket is active at real pacific hours
but i understand, pacific bros complain about the drunk east coast anons in their threads all the time

having sex is a bad thing now....? lmao

150+ a month

also goals. i think the most i've had in a month was 10

my older cousin jerked me off when i was a kid but i enjoyed and consented to it. i wish i was molested more

why do hispanics molest their cousins so much

why are you such a failure even at your singularly defining trait (being a cocksleeve)

anons can we keep sex talk to and keep cum friendly?

And tonight when I dream
It'll be that the junkies spent all the drug money on
Community gardens and collective housing

grim thread
i'm gonna goon and hope the normgroids and faggots are gone by the time i coom

I heard JP mothers do the same with sons
when Dad is working long hours

Did Kanye srsly molest his cousin?

for some reasons faggots are all obsessed with talking about sex. I think for most of them being a fag is how they pretend to be interesting and unique, while not realizing that nobody gives a shit

My name is Mr Jones

Imagine your last name being heinz

i'm white. my last name is german
i'm a top>for some reason
it's called testosterone which makes you horny. couple that with the lack of christianity and conservatism (sexual repression), we are more sex positive :)

yeah sex is thheir identity and its fine
but sex sells

Fart sound effects are so funny bros

one of my moobies is bigger than the combined breasts of females at my gym

damn

Möõôọ

What about real fart sounds

being a left hand path practitioner is my identity

i'm white. my last name is german

we all remember the dox, you're hispanic

I'm a WOMAN

thinking about that time that redditleaf hexed brian so that his acting and modelling career would fail

seems to be the first hex cast in /cum/ that worked

Deep rumbling ones are funny

i've posted my 23andme results and my white hand

your hand was brown but it's typical for hispanics like you to be fags and libshits, it all makes sense

Just donated to the crackwhore fund so she can have more children out of wedlock and buy crack. The white race must degenerate.

The administration has proposed saving more than $26 billion by eliminating the Department of Housing and Urban Development’s rental assistance program, including Section 8 vouchers, and replacing it with a plan to allow states to design their own rental assistance programs “based on their unique needs and preferences.”

This is so huge, getting rid of section 8 will finally allow us to remove a lot of these shithole people from the cities.

i like mine with lettuce and tomato

Homo erectus

Turned Texas blue award

received a nonsensical reply award

would you like a snack? chicken beef or turkey.

In terms of the overall number of Section 8 housing units, California, New York, and Texas have the most.

Thanks anon! Have an evil Beastmen shaman.

how do you get that kind of weathered look on your paint?

VGHHHH

are we implying that section 8 poorfags already don't vote democrap?

i hate that i was born too late to dodge the draft

shithole people

lol

It depends on what I’m painting. Some textures I’ll dry brush multiple layers multiple colours to make it look dirty like pic. Sometimes I’ll do a base coat, highlight, wash it with a runny type of paint, and then rehighlight. It all depends

my hand is literally this color

If this were true why would Texas, a red controlled state, fight constantly to defend section 8 housing.

there's shithole people and then there's starwars people. neither are great

conservachuds btfo'd with this one reply

yeah maybe the bottom one

damn that's a lot of effort but you do a good job that's pretty impressive on such a small surface

Welfare is extortion to keep violent retards placated and docile. If a state has a lot of violent retards, then it becomes less of a partisan issue.

Because there are millions of demoshits in texas? obviously? you're not really this stupid are you?

I need to hit the gym or they'll win

Just realized most of the Jason posters are probably Jason himself attention seeking

Thanks anon! I enjoy painting but the end goal is always playing the game. I like 40k but fantasy is my true love. Pic related a massive Warhammer fantasy game I was a part of a little while ago.

Jason…

lawd and i thought i was spergy for collecting crystals

Going to make some amanita tea :)

ama need a tea

bone apple tea

BON

APPÉTIT

how long does one of those things take you

wala

You’d be surprised at how diverse the players can be. From older guys, to military to stereotypical nerds to everything in between. Basically everything can be regularly seen except women.

"Orcs running a cafe" fantasy is the worst type of fantasy.

Trans women are women

It depends on the game size but a standard 2000 point game takes between 2-3.5 hours

It would need to be done well, but the premise rings out a feeling of self published slop with a ai cover

I'm a founding member of the GNAA

There’s a few 40k trans players but I’ve never encountered a trans Warhammer fantasy player

Gay Niggas Association of America

hopefully they didn't stink, most troons stink to high hell it's pretty disgusting. normal autists at least shower from time to time

zamn! the gay niggas association of america sounds like summin all tha brothas would join

I don’t know I’ve never played a tranny. Nothing against them but I won’t play them either.

just smoked some weed dude im like tripping out

you wanna go to the SNEEDINGHOUSE and grab a bite?

VOILÀ

Eventually you’re too old for your mom to hold you anymore and nobody will ever comfort you in that way ever again unless you get married to a very kind woman.

I don't even know what to say.

this is the person hating on me for being a homosexual by the way

tell her to learn to use filters properly

It's for the best, just all sorts of drama when you introduce that type of mental illness.

This is why I fucking lift, eat healthy, sleep well and study

made one

Unfortunately, magic is not real.

I'll never forgive canada for what they did to beavers

Busy day
I just took my wife's 5 year old gay trans son to a drag performance and then i had to stop 5 separate times to scratch every tesla i saw on my way back to the polycule

*unzips dick*

lmao it's so true, canadians (but really all libshits) are all such caricatures. literal NPCs.

The fact that we are moving backwards from "it's happening and it's good" to "it's not happening" shows that the cultural shift is real

mentioned this before but i have a lesbian couple as neighbors and their adopted son happened to actually be a trans girl
just an interesting coincidence i'm sure

what ARE the odds

no you don't, stupid redneck living in bumfuck nowhere

there are so many smart and talented and beautiful women out there. i just really love women.

A pure coincidence. However, hollywood actors definitely carry the trans gene. Even De Niro's son is trans

anger

denial

interested to see what phase comes next

my ballsack scent has permeated my cotton shorts

Blond milker

those eyelashes

gross. do you have a bimbo fetish or something?

this dude speaks french

Why not?

drinking milk

There he goes again

Should I call off a date with a girl that I've decided I'm not attracted to? I just asked her out on a dating app and she said yes

first of all I want to apologize

there were supposed to be wheelchair people

all crimes should be punished by murder via a bullet to the head until people learn to stop doing crimes

this would look gorgeous on my altar

why aren't you attracted to her? physical looks? personality?

youtu.be/zEIXKhnwPFE?si=f_usDMiihJk2QyoI

What's wrong with big eyelashes? I think they're pretty

Mostly looks

some people go on dates to make friends so try that

latest one dropped today lmao, happens all the time

Literally never happens, chud

go out with her and make her pay

Ratajkowski and her husband, Sebastian Bear-McClard, chose to delay revealing their son's gender, stating they would wait until he was 18 and he chooses to share it,

literally nothing wrong with this. she never claimed to have a trans kid.

chuderonis btfo!! another flawless redditleaf victory!

No need to get violent
Not her fault that she's ugly

about to goon to jav

From here on out it's only dark and scary vibes.

it's a boy wearing a dress and being blasted on the cover of some ragazine. so yes she's trying to troon a toddler

where do i get that octopus

Btw the stereotypes are 100% fake anf people like don't exist except in the minds of fox news watching rednecks

men have a long history of wearing dresses

LMAO literally got a redditspaced reply defending trooning kids.

210294611
those are not dresses, mongoloid

Hilarious seeing pedolibs going from

the stereotypes are fake

To acting like the exact supposed strawman that the chuds have created

So she got ugly, nobody wants to read her "writing" cause it's guaranteed dogshit, so she troons her kid as a last gasp of relevance?? sad

not an argument

How old are you mate?

34

Makes perfect sense when you put it like that. The most successful author of all time is the exact opposite

subhuman

dress
definition
a one-piece garment that covers the body and extends down over the thighs or legs

this nigga ain't know what a dress is!

not an argument also reddit is an incredible website

it's incredibly gay as are you

The most successful author of all time is the exact opposite

actually interesting point. but also kind of sad that JK Rowling is the most successful author

Behold, Plato's dress!

no point in arguing with subhumans like you, and if you like reddit so much try going back

GROIN, UNDER-BREAST, AND BUTT, BREAST AND BUTT!

lmao nigga

you can't browse two websites at the same time because...you just CAN'T ok?!

Kind of wild how she's openly showing off her child abuse in front of a painting containing demonic imagery

A little street vendor girl that I've known for years looked at my toes and asked me if I was gay,

These images are the exact same

but you are gay?

i don't understand it therefore it must be demonic

Ugh...

damn your toes are fugly. never post again

I want to be a slave, I just want to be useful. I should be able to enter in a contract of slavery

They're not exactly trying to hide it anymore. Also the rest of the interview was even more wild, she was talking about how she was depressed she'd brought "another white male" into the world like damn is that bitch even white lol? she's clearly fucking looney toons though

you could sell your soul to me and live in spiritual slavery to me. i'd be kind to you though.

im also browsing porn hub idk how that's relevant, redditstars

why are chuds so mad about what other people do with their lives

why not just be paid minimum wage
effectively the same thing

why are fags so mad about normal people having discussions?

Because then I have to sort out my own living arrangements and everything
I want to live on the plantation and sing songs n shieet

please don't say the n word
i like black people and it makes them upset

yeah why should we care about child abuse, hakuna matata

why not just be paid minimum wage

I don't want to be like brian

I'll call you a nigger
You film me
We split the donations
Deal?

NORMAL people

LOL

My shits look like beef stew.

she literally said she is letting him decide what his gender is. nothing about that is abuse.

fags like brian are the most abnormal people. faggots are only like 2% of the population throughout history

YOU are gay.

They just need a little pedicure, many services of many kinds here.

putting your male child in a dress is psychological abuse

So you should let kids be confused, then?

yes, and also is clearly a gendered dress so that argument doesn't even make sense (granted brian is retarded, but still).

all men are at least a 1 on the kinsey scale

Ew bro why do your toes look like that
I'm not even talking about the nail polish

alright, it's been fun defending the radical ideology of "be nice to people" but it's past my bedtime.
good night /cum/. have a good tuesday.

not an argument + ur brown + ur a fag + you eat shit + 2% is a widely known number + ur abnormal and poor

Just caved and turned my fan on and it won't be turned off till September.

it's literally just fabric. a piece of cloth.
all of us are confused about our identities until we develop and grow into adults

if you believe that then you should also believe all women are at least 2.5

all of us are confused about our identities until we develop and grow into adults

No, only you were confused because you were molested because you didn't have a father to protect you (you didn't deserve one)

it quite literally IS an argument. i did not resort to any logical fallacy.

Can you link the interview

Drunkenly walking through dirty Mexican streets for hours

GOOLD?

denying his gender

dressing him up and making him look like a girl

She's a nasty leftard freak who's grooming him into a tranny

I'll be raising my children to be Christians.
Alfred Kinsey was a pedophile who molested small children to get his results. Some "doctor."

Deal

not an argument + ur brown + ur a fag + you eat shit + 2% is a widely known number + ur abnormal and poor

yes which is why you tell your male child "you're a boy and boys dont wear dresses" so they aren't confused

i can guarantee you you were not the same person you were 10 years ago. we all get to know ourselves as we age

Yeah and because I'm not white trash like you are, I wasn't molested, had a stable family, and wasn't even confused by this type of thing.

he looks like a toddler, neither male or female

i'll be raising my kids to be chuddy incel freaks who live in spiritual slavery

you enjoy that

Alfred Kinsey was a pedophile who molested small children to get his results.

ad hominem
it is an argument
dresses have historically been worn by boys

My children won't be religious but they can be gay if they want, hopefully not trans though

New

it's literally just fabric. a piece of cloth

Every single culture has gendered clothing. Leftards are so dishonest that the average human can't comprehend it

letting kids discover themselves is grooming!

conservachud logic

being raped and molested is "discovering yourself"

faggot logic, everyone!

how do you know emily's kid was molested?
and guess what gender is? a social construct

ad hominem

No, that's an ad personam. Kinsey paid pedophiles to share sordid details about how fast a 5 month boy could ****** among other "scientific observations" which in no way were scientific. How does observing how fast a little boy or girl can achieve ****** scientific in any respect???