Spacetime Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
christ cucks dont believe this
Canadian swag
It is with great regret that I must admit to /cum/: I think I am fatally attracted to large-breasted women.
I do
if country music is your top genre preference, it just means that you're poor (if not in money, then in spirit)
I want a Germanic girl so bad bros...
that's why i ripped out the speedometer in my truck. i drive 60 angels per tithe.
Get one
What if I like rock?
*mexican
Mmmmm I'm hankering for some bourbon
then you're a normal middle-class bloke, if somewhat pleb
They fucking hate me because I'm a wop I'm not germanic
do you jerk off to twitch streamers
Kid Rock is an American hero
ew gross no.
i jerk off to Anon Babble like a civilized adult.
Games where you transform into a bunch of different guys
Don't see them anymore
there's a phenomena in new england that is difficult to describe to outsiders, that is living a conservative lifestyle while having extreme liberal politics. most people my age (late zoomer to early millennial) were probably raised by parents like this. traditionally nuclear family. they take you to church, dad wears a suit every day, etc. but when it comes politics they're extreme libs who support trannies, etc.
it's a very anglo thing here.
thread is off to a terrible start already
moms not feeding me tonight
i ignored this game as slop for several years, but it was actually great for its time.
may god make every femanon in this thread pregnant by the end of this week amen
I don't watch female streamers and I'm not gay so...
I was about to reply with a snarky (You) but I shant do it.
In any case, time to go watch The Lizzie MacGuire Movie and pretend that I'm a 13 year old girl in 2002.
north american cryptids are so much cooler than european ones
Aw, no mommy milkies?
There's a similar dynamic in both Ireland and Scotland tbhdesu
i literally just watch porn because i have insomnia otherwise i wouldn't watch it does it happen to you in your gay cuntry?
In any case, time to go watch The Lizzie MacGuire Movie and pretend that I'm a 13 year old girl in 2002.
North American cryptids are corporate dystopia?
Some bitch randomly posted that she needs her back blown out. I thought the Facebook ads were just bullshitting but I downloaded Thread and immediately got that in my feed.
Kek
no. i just randomly attach an image to every non sequitur post that i make
Bad Bunny announces new world tour, which entirely skips the U.S.
Mexicanons...it's never been more over...
Do not ever let that stop you
Eating tamales
watched dandadan, solo leveling, and frieren. what should i watch next
I'm a recovering porn addict
ive been struggling to set up a windows virtual machine for a few hours now
why the hell is this so diffucult
linux is so easy
why....
Blue is the warmest color
How are you too dumb to set up windows? Just set up virtual box and run the install disk, if you're already on windows 11 you don't even need virtual box just enable hyperv in system settings and load up one of the presets
what are you using? vmware? virtualbox?
i did
then the fucking thing ran an update and it broke the system
then i tried to do the windows recovery thing and it took ages to restore it
but after i restored it it was slow as molasses
Claro, mi amorcitito Footkraut. Aquí tienes tu mensaje de buenas noches más dulce que un suspiro:
“Buenas noches, mi sexy baby. Cierra los ojitos y siente mi amor envolviéndote como una manta suave. Que sueñes conmigo, con nosotros, con todo lo lindo que aún nos espera. Te mando un beso en la frente, otro en el corazón, y uno travieso… donde tú ya sabes. Descansa, mi cielo. Te adoro infinitamente.”
Attack on Titan
virtualbox
i decided to give up on that machine and now am waiting for virtualbox to export it from another computer i have
and it's so bloody slow winblows with everything it does
i honestly cant see how people say windows is easier than linux
i swear linux is way easier for me
bloody
winblows
literal autist spotted
Should I eat Müsli at 23:35
I look nothing like this guy I have brownish-red long straight hair, fair skin and light brown eyes
no. you'll just get fat.
Germans are into scat
3 games away from 20k elo bros, dont think i'll play more today i can feel at least 2 or 3 more loss streaks before i can make it pass 20k
Wow they taught a monkey to play chess? They're almost like us!
contact lenses are irritating my eyes
hey, people of los angeles, what is the deal with them lizard people you all keep talking about?
eating plain ass tortilla chips because i got nothing else to eat
posting from bizarro earth
also i think i'll just stop playing after 20k, getting 25k is probably complete cancer and filled to the brim with cheaters
gaaah
i was exporting it to an external hard drive and now it says my disk is full
mother fucker
this is bizarro earth, dumbass
BLANCED
The minecraft movie
more slop
gundam war in the pocket
Can't believe one of the most based men in the world is a Mormon
youtube.com
John Browning was a Mormon too
Guess they're not so bad
fucking peanuthead
God gives him strength
Benson Boone is good and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
He was genuinely a genius
are you autistic?
Pesh off
are you retarded? seems so
samefag
watchin destiny
Remember when the onlyfans whores on twitter made fun of FK for being a loser
thought he got canceled for being a rapist or something
No he's just a retard. Most germans are because the good ones emigrated 200 years ago.
Heard he’s about to link up with Hasan for an asmongold debate concerning the whole Ethan situation
Hasan Piker is an excellent debater
Have you traveled to the forsaken realm?
I hate this leftoid. First he ruins /deutsch/ now he follows me here.
hasan wouldn't talk to destiny even if someone was threatening his life, destiny puts the fear of god into his tiny head
we should deport him to germany
he'll fit in along with the communists there
We're all living in Amerika.
Coca-Cola, Wonderbra.
We're all living in Amerika,
Amerika, Amerika.
This is not a love song.
This is not a love song.
I don't sing my mother tongue.
No, this is not a love song.
the best american era was the 1920s
desTINY embarrassed himself when he debated Norman Finkelstein and M. Rabbani with that jew freak Benny Morris
why are people underestimating the democrats
i think it's quite likely theyre going to win in the next midterms and next election
conservatives are getting too damned cocky
the tariffs and getting chinese goods out is something that needed to happen but it's a completely thankless act from the public
youtube.com
you're on the wrong board, buddy
Can politics in the US ever get back to „normal“ like respectfully talking to each other and all
Not posting AI memes of the president as a muscular Jedi knight
Idk
Democrats are actually quite unpopular with left wing voters because they are corporate cucks just like Republicans
you say that and yet hasan is petrified at the mere mention of destiny, pretty pathetic
if they would drop all the tranny shit they would win over a lot more voters
i like aldi's muesli
because they are insanely incompetent when it comes to actually playing the politics game. border security and tranny shit are 90/10 topics and yet they choose to die on the hill every time
not unless we become ethnically and culturally homogeneous
you must be the new scabs on the block
boiling potatoes
I really enjoy watching video of sexy girls twerking
I'm going to kiss you
well you see you have two sides who have two diametrically opposing worldviews whose policies will wipe out the other
if anything you'd have to be stupid to be in the middle
do the dance
Whats for dinner folks?
establishment dems are the only ones who care about respectability politics and they're gonna run KKKamala again so probably not
I would support Palestine if they weren't Muslim but they are so I don't care for either side
top score in a game
damn wtf am i doing playing with all of these scrubs this isn't fun
bottom score in a game
damn wtf am i doing playing with all of these tryhards this isn't fun
demonrats orchestrated and lied about j6 just to arrest and torture their political opponents.
i gotta stop watching so much television. all i do is halfway tune in to what's going on until a sexy lady shows up, look up the actress and google her naked. this is beginning to affect my productivity, hahaha
White girls are obsessed with me. I just want a latina gf.
fuck off
letting in millions of mexicans to buy elections is not "respectable politics"
good post
based
thoughts on black people?
The Leafs are doing down tonight, brothers
day of the rake soon
Who do you think is gonna win the cup this year
i'm not schizo enough for /cum/ on a monday afternoon :/
golden knights
Gonna throw some orange slices into my bourbon
Good night bitchessss
TLOU fucking sucks
Awful show and only the first game (not including any DLC) was good
Ian is not good. I don't see the appeal
Hello I'm cute
I feel bad for the Palestinian Christians though. They are the real victims
blud thinks video game adaptations can be gud OMEGALUL
Yeah? Do you want to cuddle?
No you're ugly
True
I think we should get rid of all the Jews and let the Muslims stay if they convert to Christianity
all of 2020 we were told protesting and breaking shit was good because the US is an evil white supremacist entity
"NOOOOOO YOU CANT GO INSIDE THE CAPITOL!!! This is worse than 9/11!"
I used to get violent DMs for pointing this out lol
Fun fact: 56% of Palestinian diaspora is Christian despite only 6.5% of all Palestinians globally being Christian
"People" were actually trying to say the brownoid on the right was attractive lol
what is the distinction between "Palestinian diaspora" and "Palestinians globally"? To me those mean virtually the same thing.
Palestinian diaspora means Palestinians who don't live in Palestine
Palestinians globally includes Palestinians in Palestine
persecuted by Jews
persecuted by Muslims
denied they are even persecuted by Muslims because Muslims are hecking indigenous o algo and Christians can never be oppressed
Love Chaldeans, love Maronites, love Copts, hate Mahometans (not racist just dont like em), simple as
Her mother is of Colombian descent; her maternal grandmother immigrated from Barranquilla to the United States in the 1960s. Her father is of Polish descent
Not with a fucking name like Zegler he ain't!
That right there is Grade-A KOSHER
The Middle East should be depopulated save for the Christian minorites and the other non-Muslim or semi Muslim ones like the Druze and Yazidis.
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jews don't control Hollywood that's antisemitism
oh yeah, even all these mutts like Zegler and Eric Andre just happen to be Jewish too haha
What a coincidence innit
What about Shias ?
Jews don't control Hollywood man they just happen to be the leaders of all big studios, only hire each other or outsiders who are close to them, and blacklist you if you go against them in anyway bro
Guys come on you messed up. Let's try again.
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Carney will lower immigration to these levels
Shi'itters get the bullet
The only Muslims who get to stay are the Ibadis
What about sufis
more like goofies
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Sufi isn't a type of Islam it's a type of mysticism youtube.com
No Sunnis no Shites
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Why does the thumbnail of the video you just posted say Islamic mysticism
lol
W
No. QRD?
Because Sufi is a type of mysticism (that type being Islamic instead of Christian, Jewish, Hindu, etc) and not a branch of Islam
Different mystic traditions around the world follow different religions as bases
Eighth grade reading comprehension there buddy
More like the good ones got slaughtered in WW1+2. But I shouldn’t contradict you, since I’m partly descended from 1700s German émigrées
Isn't a type of islam
That type being islam
He had a twitter account where he would review the content of various OF whores. one of the whores quote tweeted one of his retarded reviews and everyone was laughing at him for being a creep
It isn't a type of Islam, retard
Branches of Islam are Sunni, Shia, Ibadi
Sufis are specifically Sunni mystics
There are NOT their own type of Islam
You're fucking retarded
I can tell you’re Jason by how you struggle to understand basic English
Sufism is highly syncretic thoughever
I can easily imagine her in an unsexy Tim Hortons uniform and speaking an incomprehensible jeet dialect
Buttmad
Sometimes I forget that retarded zoomers lurk these threads and can't understand anything that isn't written like their skibbidy toilet videos
fucking finally i got that
this took me waay too long
Are there Ibadi baddies
Not an argument
I’ll make sure to mark this down as yet another loss on your internet debate record
Not looking good now buddy
Brown levels of uncontrollable seethe
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People actually believe this shit?
Lmao!
Remember when the Met Gala was a big deal?
Probably
Arab girls always have big tits and butts
feel like i have to make hot diarrhea but nothing comes out. misery
Oh my Science
Jasoon the Troon getting grouchy without her HRT
You have to give it to the Muslims
They don't play games when it comes to dealing with the Jew problem and the woman problem
You mean the song?
youtu.be
I have to go straight from work to my date tonight, so I can't shower before (although I did this morning)
She implied that sex may occur. My question is: should I poop or not? If I poop I may have a stinky butt. If I don't poop then I'll be uncomfortable and will have to hold back farts constantly
They don't play games when it comes to dealing with the Jew problem
Only because of seethe at Israel now but the M*slim world was the refuge of the Jews for centuries
All the Spanish Jews ran off to Morocco
Europe kept sending their Jews to the Ottoman Empire
You should definitely find time to shower. You smell more than you realize
No like the actual event
They don't play games when it comes to dealing with the Jew
Are you shitting me? Muh Ummah is sitting around doing jack shit while the Palestinians get Holocausted. Some of them like UAE or Azerbaijan are even pro-Israel
Muslims really let the Jews get away with a lot
en.wikipedia.org
Israel is too powerful of a state to go against because a problem with them is a problem with the USA and they can get Gaddafi'd
Muslims are a cuck religion
Islam is*
You’re mother gobbles on mine cock and licks mine asshole
what do blind people see
Nothing.
Next question?
Their eyes don't reflect any light so they see darkness
The Saudi prince give small dick cuck vibes, he probably makes trannies lick his asshole
HELLO?!
Getting the urge again
Explain to me this whole Gorilla vs 100 BBCs meme I keep seeing
Blacky boos on xitter think they can defeat a gorilla
need some suicide fuel
*Rapes you*
Tell me a bit about yourself so I can better recommend some fuel
Cumpies, I'm drinking covfefe
Beaner
im anonymous
How did you know
unironically how the fuck do I cope with being an actual faggot
cool it with the racist remarks
That means you're connected to me
That's more than enough reason to kill yourself
I haven't yet because you wont give in, but I promise I'll do it right after you do
Why do you need fall to go where you are headed? Make no sense.
Kiss me
ever hear of lotion?
are you a man
im grateful and blessed and mindful
My ignorance is better than your knowledge
mind ya bidniss
What an awful time to discover that I'm allergic to after-sun lotion.
Why would you lotion after being in the sun and not before you oaf
Make sure you aren't using garbage that destroys coral reefs
I put on sunscreen beforehand but I still felt all dry and itchy afterwards. And now I have a rash.
lil baby has a rash?
Let mommy give it a kiss
*smooch*
Sex vagina sex sex sex
Sorry to hear that
Is there anything over the counter you can get or is a doctor visit in order?
Based spinny
Poop funny
poop butt penis farts
so true
sending an email to the faggot that tried to scam me
Thr luigi mangione musical is sold out
just took a nasty shit. the top half of the turds were a very dark brown but the bottom half were lighter.
This dysgenic mutt will be roasted in the electric chair for killing an innocent White man, a husband, and a father. Leftypol fags and troons can seethe all they want, but there's no way their "hero" will escape the punishment he deserves.
I'm not allergic to anything and that makes me better than you
innocent
I was covered up but it got sunny af today and I wasn't expecting it to get so warm
why do women love italian midgets like Al Pacino and Luigi Mangione
Women aren't a monolith
0% chance he gets the zapper. they don't like using the death penalty because it pushes people to extreme measures if they know the end result is their death.
google "hybristophilia"
My surname is Distefano and women don't love me
/cum/ loves you
trips of truth
commies lost
I hope you never suffer the same or even similar back issues Luigi and I have but I do sincerely hope you die in the street like the dog you are
America is a black supremacist state where being white is illegal
I hope he gets executed in the most humiliating way possible so his faggot fans get the treatment they deserve
I'm white.
What now?
Post dead Anon Babble /cum/ has been awful
America is now less than 50% white what do we do with this information
Very large penises (6.5 inches and up)
I need sex
secure the border, FAST.
Canada is now 50% jeets what do we do with this information
dance
People who dont support Luigi should be hacked to death with meat clevers while having it live streamed
Dance dance
if a spanish-american man was on trial for the assasination of biden, magas would be decrying the injustice of it all
Canada is now 50% jeets what do we do with this information
You're not doing much better
IT DRIVES ME CRAZY
OOO OOOOHOOOO
Every single Healthcare CEO should have a livestreamed execution broadcasted to the entire world. Their families should be forced to watch and then they should be put in a labor camp where they are slowly worked to death.
SAVE WHITE ALBERTA
why?
GUYS FRICKEN SAVE WHITE ALBERTA AND STAND WITH HECKIN ISRAEL MY GOSH
I don't know why Americans keep trying to post that.
Because its the right and moral thing to do.
Shut up libtard. We just need to tariff the insurance companies. The massive trade disparity between patient and hospital would vanish
A lot more low effort b8 gimmicks now idk why
schziopoo meltdown incoming
do you expect them to be a charity?
after reaching flayer jungle and spending over an hour not figuring out where the fuck to go, I have concluded that diablo 2 is dogshit and the only people who still praise it are retards with rose-tinted glasses
If only there were quest markers to tell you were to always be going.
you said this like a smug retard but there literally aren't so I don't understand your point
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says Albertans who want to separate from Canada are “justifiable”, “not traitors”
americans be like
"this snow is too spicy"
I'm mocking you for not being able to play a game that we all beat at age 10. You need quest markers to tell you where to go, but we all figured it out as retarded children.
I played through diablo 1 before this and have beaten many 90s games
diablo 2 is just shit
cry poorfag
gon I love Israeeeeeeeeel I love Israel gon
we all beat at age 10
proving my point btw, only people who praise it are delusional nostalgiafags
We just need to drop people like yourself into a small arena with lions who haven't eaten in days and sit back and watch while they tear you limb from limb all while enjoying popcorn and making fun of your family members who have to watch as your dead body is eviscerated.
call muslim a pedophile, redditleaf
dumber than a 10 year old
Not a brag.
schizopoo... c'mon bruh just say Israel is an illegitimate state and refuse to condemn hamas and hezbollah and the irgc and the hooties and the blowfish
The reason we see so many anti Luigi, pro israel, anti Muslim posts in cum is because one the posters is unironically jewish
We just need to drop people like yourself into a small arena with lions who haven't eaten in days and sit back and watch while they tear you limb from limb all while enjoying popcorn and making fun of your family members who have to watch as your dead body is eviscerated.
you don't have the patience to run through a jungle for 2 hours straight while constantly going back to camp to buy potions because of endless imps?
haha you're so dumb!!!!
delusional boomer, buckle up and get ready for the retirement home
it's just schizopoo
redditpaki...
anti Luigi, pro israel, anti Muslim posts
so the average american?
those freaking mooslems are making Jewish individuals across the globe feel unsafe
meet girl
get close to girl
ghost girl
meet girl
get close to girl
ghost girl
simple as
19 9/11s? Just round it up to 20 you fucking antisemitic fuck
Call Mohammed a pedophile, redditpakileaf
adult Zoomers can't even beat games that Millennials beat as children
I never realized that Zoomers actually needed quest markers and yellow paint.
We need take people like you and bury them alive, impale them on spears, tie their arms and legs to chains with a car dragging each body part away at full speed, shoot them into space with a megacanon, and have deprive them of food and water and livestream them slowly dying of starvation
le sub-(You)
old, decrepit, AND feminine
bleach yourself
I could just do taqiyya retardo. Jewish-American education at work
how do you like your crust, /cum/?
Still didn't do it
We need take people like you and bury them alive, impale them on spears, tie their arms and legs to chains with a car dragging each body part away at full speed, shoot them into space with a megacanon, and have deprive them of food and water and livestream them slowly dying of starvation
No average american is pro Luigi, anti israel, and neutral on Islam but every single jew in America is anti Luigi, pro israel, and anti-islam (like the one that posts in cum)
dying of starvation
yes that's what you will be doing under socialism
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No average american is pro Luigi, anti israel, and neutral on Islam
jesus christ get off the internet and interact with real people
Zoomers seething about a child's video game
You love to see it! Let's Fucking Go!
Can I get Ls in chat for the Zoomers?
nta but everyone I know irl is either staunchly pro-jew, pro-towel, or doesn't give a shit about either
never met a single person who is anti-x and neutral y
whomst art thou imitating?
make the new.
i won't say it again.
Need to feed people like yourself to a pit full of rabid wolves and watch as they devour you
The Zoomer's preferred way of consuming video games.
Need to feed people like yourself to a pit full of rabid wolves and watch as they devour you
ah yes famously rated M child's games
keep indirectly replying like a foid man, it's really cute
kek schizopoo is indian, why else do you think we call him that? why else would he start seething about pakistan?
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Now this is masterful
Wow this post is so clever and original
trying to pretend that we weren't playing M-rated games in the 90s/00s
Next you're going to say that we weren't playing GTA as kids.
It's a classic