/brit/

This that guy from the office

um
that's quite a large canister

watching schizo youtube videos isn't reading mate

Accidentally told toil I had plans and couldn’t go on the work night out before they had even decided on a date.

Fictional drama, 4-hour runtime. Starmer watches in full, calls it a "documentary".

Actual documentary, 71 mins, about a national scandal his government is ignoring. Starmer refuses to be interviewed for it and can't be bothered to watch.

mate im sorry
this looks good fun
i'd see if anyone wnated to shrae garlic bread
then get a penne salmon

tfw sophie thatcher

luv BR trannies

absolutely ravenous

one = hating on straight whtie men
other = hating on straight non white men
not a surprise that is it lol

you should get some food that you like :)

RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW

"I didn’t have time to be anyone’s muse... I was too busy rebelling" Surrealist painter Leonora Carrington

you have the courage to go look at that thread, but not to post in it
i wonder why

little fuckin 'bab 'rap on the scrannage

lubbily jubbily

bab rap lads

Sir Keir Starmer

clearly a nonce in the background advertising her for trafficking

*sails in through the foggy poo*

Big fan of Anon Babblebrit. I can post pictures of my knob in there with zero repercussions

LGBTQ = PAEDO

youtube.com/watch?v=xys5Lh37e2c

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

Would love a taste of her hairy muff

get the islamic influence funded

Every religion is just an unproven theory

Meanwhile science produces theories that can be proven with experiments

need to get petroleum

katie getting aids from a cronem then going to the built in laboratory within the the same tower where the cronem scientists cure aids then going back to the previous floor to get shagged by cronem again

why don't rorke just find a gf?

and then scratches his head wondering why the entire country just voted Reform. what a mong

you won't be banned, but i, for one, would filter your id and the image md5 so that i never see it again
people there who want to see it can look at it though, and request more
and that's fine too

God can be proven with a simple sinner's prayer.

"I'm not a sinner" you say to yourself

The Big Bang theory is also an unproven theory but I bet you place your belief in that just as others do to God.
You’re both as bad as each other.

leftypol making dishonest arguments again is he

Non whites do 90% of the crimes
Cherry picked white criminals doesn't change this fact

gonna watch One Piece brb

Inter v Barca tonight gonna be so peng

That’s just because police only go after brown and black peoples and ignore white crime

noooo i better not post in Anon Babblebrit/ because then i'll have posted somewhere with fewer users and that makes me unpopular and people will laugh at me for being lonely

here in Anon Babblebrit/ i am popular, just look at all the posts that are willingly being posted in the same thread as my post

it's almost like i have real friends

That doesn't prove God

There's a lot of evidence for the Big Bang, but where's the evidence for God?

when was the last time a scientist used the big bang theory to justify killing or raping?

We fighting to survive out here

cant wait for the rest of india to get the internet. they be saying some wild shit haha.

eating an ice lolly

FYI - 'theory' means something different in science lad

is this a joke?
tell that to the tens or hundreds of thousands of girls that were trafficked, raped and tortured by gangs of brown people as the police literally, actively, looked the other way

conclave gooncave

Inter v Barca tonight gonna be so peng

yeah the last game was pretty good, one of the best cl games this year. i want inter to win personally. lamine yamal though.. went insane in that last game. if he plays even half as good as that tonight inters gonna have a hard time

No one talks about how hard it is to be a shagger. You’re used to banging 10 different girls a year and the thrill of the conquest and then you’re expected to just ‘adjust’ to settled down life in your 30s with one girl that you obviously love but a huge piece of you disappears. It’s unironically tough.

I need sex with Emma Watson.

Dead man's 8-year-old water bill comes back to haunt new property owner, with interest

why is it labour's responsibility to deal with the grooming gangs after the tories ignored it for years?

Seems to think because 3-5% of violent crimes such as rape and murder are white men that makes it okay for 95% of the black/brown murderers/rapists to get a pass.

tesco mobile

labour controlled councils ignored it too

just cheat on her if youre a true shagger

There's a lot of evidence for the Big Bang

Where? Show me the evidence. There is evidence that the universe is expanding from a single point. There is zero evidence that a “big bang” suddenly happened defying all known laws of physics and the universe suddenly appeared.

spot on lad, I think it will be a tough night for Barca personally

Think I'll wander around the city today.

There is evidence that the universe is expanding from a single point.

I thought that's what the Big Bang is

Its actually because all the rapists and murderers are black/brown

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

nah, being a shagger doesn’t = being a bad person. I wouldn’t cheat.

lycamobile went out of business because the migrants have no one to call back home because they're all here

the big bang theory doesnt describe what came before it you half wit

Christ you're thick.

dan bilzerian used to have orgies with 10+ girls but got bored of it and says sex is overrated and is now volcel iirc

any of you lads tried that cheeky one meal a day dietberg?

youtube.com/watch?v=tSTiDDnDaXU

Think I'll wander around the city today.

livestream it and react to everything you see

Getting paid 2k a month to drink and goon all day. It's not right for society, let me tell you.

christ you're thicc

Don’t know. I’m sure lots of crimes have happened because people don’t believe in God though. No punishment innit.
What does it mean?

living the life

He's just like me

intermittent fasting
works great for a week, then you crash out

Watching youtube drama videos

whos the most peng girl you know

I had this and threw it away lol

Why would a simple sinner's prayer not prove the existence of God?

my fianceé

oh she young

how is it possible to be thsi thick

It's not right mate, I've cummed 6 times today and I'm still not satisfied. Human beings were not designed to sit and play with their cock all day long.
What happened?

Boy, 13, dies after jumping into Exeter canal

why can't christins just say bible is like metaphorical so people in olden days can understand. god can make universe however he wants

Well, I'm in love with a 17 year old who hates me, so theres that

The whole H3H3 situation is mad lads, proper bonkers. I defo support idubzzz

You need a mental reset

What does it mean?

an idea that has such a large amount of robust and comprehensive evidence for it that it is, for all intents and purposes, a fact.
the following are theories:
atomic theory
germ theory
gravity theory
im sure you consider all those incontrovertibly true.

it's both party's responsibility
labour councils and mps were much more active in enabling and defending the rapist gangs though

gods a fucking nigger mate

what is this question you want christians to lie because modern atheists are too thick to understand it otherwise?

Please be brown. Please be brown

It doesn't

How's it possible to be as thick as you? I dunno.

Emmanuel Adekwonde died last week from his injuries

adam and eve, not body type 1 and 2

What happened?

I quit because they were forcing me to drive 2 hours to go into the office 3 times a week
They were taking the piss in other ways too

If I jump in a pool the water is going to ripple away. Doesn’t mean the pool suddenly started expanding from that point.
Yes it does. That’s the whole point. The universe expanding from the “singularity”

Everything from David on forward in the Bible is literal.

most literate atheist

Ask Him yourself it'll make more sense to you.

I defo support idubzzz

based

I get money because I'm mentally retarded. We are not the same.

one girl that you obviously love

Doesn't seem obvious at all. seems more like doing something because of societal expectations, not because you really want to.

You're free to do what you want. If you still want to be a shagger in your 30s then settle down in your 40s no one's stopping you

You said "this thick" (misspelt). I dunno, how is it possible to be as thick as you?

Oh you're a piptard? Neck yourself

i support hasan piker and idubbbz too

omg a heckin spellin error on 4chanerino you are retarded lamo

I get money because I'm mentally retarded. We are not the same.

b-b-based

The Angela White poster is MarmiteMan4 aka Helperlad

spellin error on Anon Babble

If you recieve money from the government are you any better than jamal who comes over on a boat?

feel like theres a god instinctively but never seen a good reason from a christfreak or any other freak of why it should be their god specifically

Nothing you can do.
Thank you x

These big youtubers are actually dumb as fuck

no u

Pathetic comeback

Yes, they deserve that money and the boat nigs don't

I imagine you guys all look and sound like Vinnie Jones to different degrees

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

Cider is actually healthier than beer because it comes from fruit instead of grains #knowledge

you caught me haha. i look like that and sound like that.

I don't

watching some lilly singh

Reading this makes me cry, I work 60 hours a week for my wife and 4 kids yet an autistic neet can make 2k a month from just playing with his cock.

I want that.

I sound like Ghost from call of duty but look like Peewee Herman

this is a lie though

i already called u thick u absolute retard u did the "no u" to me first, fucking lmao how are atheists this stupid

vote Reform

boxers are brown
they were white when i put them on this morning
arse has done a big sweatberg today

Give it a fucking rest heatherpaedo

No

if your sick mum is being looked after by her family, why shouldn't i, a complete stranger, be allowed to walk in uninvited and be looked after too?

you want to give up your wife and 4 kids and become an autistic neet?

You called yourself thick but you're too stupid to understand what you said. You really are as thick as pig shit.

New

mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.

Sir Nip Slip

You should get some mozzarella sticks to dip in you lubey cum afterwards

Yes. I was forced to have a wife and kids by my parents.

well it is because you can't eat poo and if you did want to eat poo, you would just eat it. no need for the sticks.

Sir Gay Porn

DTFIC <3

Sir Goon Cave

but look like Peewee Herman

kek

Remember Rivaldo? Feel like he often gets forgotten in discussions of football players who's name end in 'o'

Waiting for this evening's PJW

poo can be eaten if its heated enough

didn't need to have 4
surely having a wife and kids is better than being autistic

project on retard

Got told to kill myself on Reddit cuz I love Gigi.

thanks for the recipe, chef degenerato. i’ll pair it with a nice chianti

best player in 2002

Argue a good and viable alternative to voting reform .. go

tfw this didn't happen for me

saw your youtube channel today EW, lovely reviews luv x

not voting at all

Tripcode filtered :)

wonder what all the reform voters will do when all the brown and black people remain in the uk

practically every single cider in the supermarkets is full of added sugar and other additives which make it one of the most unhealthy alcoholic drinks

Kill All Wogs party

I think being constantly having sexual pleasure beats having a nagging wife and little brats who dont appreciate you.

bird flu?

yeh they do that

Serious changes needed in my life. Need to act. Move. Speak. Engage.

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

the grass isn’t always greener

Imagine Emma Watson farting in your face. Bet her farts stink.

Wild that women are all horrible and make for awful partners

30+ man discord goon sesh happening at 10
can't wait tbqh

they putting their airmasses on

Depends what kind of wife you have and how much pressure is on you to provide. That kind of situation drives just as many if not more people to neck themselves than being an autistic loner does

if you're a fascist, then get a tesla (8)

No wonder guys are turning gay

on the 12.5mg zyns

am about to watch the gta trailer
oh my i am hype. oh yeah. oh hells yeah

haha you got invited too? i'm quivering and shaking in anticipation of this goon sesh. my dopamine levels are never going to recover after this

goycattle

OMDS LAD YOU'RE AN ADDICT
AN ADDICT I TELL YOU!!!!!!

it's shit

watching Brazil vs Belgium 2002 highlights

that reminds me of the time i was in the middle of a goon sesh when i got the news of the moscow terror attack

i dont think i ever took my hand of my dick but i did go on Anon Babble for a minute to look at that webm of the sparking ak's and people dying. i thought to myself wow thats crazy

then i went back to gooning to angela white

rorke doing the fusion dance with leftypol

first time ive cared about a new video game in years honestly.

Dipping a wee 'zella stick between my cheeks

I just want to drive around shooting prozzies and blacks in GTA
I don't care about whatever pozzed storyline they come up with

back when we had a REAL nigga team

you going to pay 100 dollars for it?

got no sauce for the mozz sticks, don't know what to do

you can do that in gta vc

Thanks. I'm planning more videos. I was ill for a week or so which set me back and all the toil hours is affecting it as well.

first world cup i ever watched in its entirety i was 10 watched the whole thing with mummy

sophie thatcher's bony face

yeah but the graphics are shit

trapanese pesto absolutely mogs genovese pesto

you need to quit ALDI and focus on youtube full time
I think you could get 10,000 subs before the end of the year

lush

remember that time you lost 7-1 to germany

whats the differencce

can you link this YouTube channel

trapanese nuts

back when we had a REAL nigga team

i miss when brazil was good

Give the arse a quick dipping

genovese pesto is the classic green pesto made with basil and pine nuts
trapanese pesto is made with sundried tomatoes, almonds, and rosemary

pine nuts

tranette no pasto

orbitally bombarded that freak

Reminder that this new India deal means we're going to be getting a Starmerwave that makes the Boriswave look small

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

oo ee
oo ah ah
ting tang
walla walla bing bang
oo ee
ooh ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang

you get orally bumbarded by yer da

counter:

So? Indians are based and aren’t Muslims

was just saying this down at the witch doctor's office

australian place names be like

Ready to hear something fucked up?

im straight

normal

healthy

made a tuna sandwich with some chips

had some tomato sauce to dip the chips in

ate the sandwich and dipped the chips in the sauce

This is my reality

how is that a counter

lovely nap there. sorted me right out it did

our girl ash

saaaaar

oh my days lmao

British workers in Delhi

Aka pajeets with British passports

mental how she has no commonality with the british working class yet claims to speak for them
middle class leftist arrogance at it's most glaringly obvious

Michael Owen with a cheeky little tap in, Robbie fowler celebrating on the bench, Sven alive and happy

huge big fat wonderful scrotum

had to change firefox settings to 120% zoom on Anon Babble

Michael Owen

snake

what are you mad about rorke she's agreeing with you, wally

well I'm dead after that verbal lashing

While it's difficult to pinpoint an exact number, there are approximately 32,000 British expats living in India.

What’s the point in that then? Who the fuck wants to work in India?

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for fIavor instead

This is my reality

That basically proves his point you mong

Put a sock in it heatherpaedo

new gary eats dropped
he's fucking mad, fuming, apoplectic, raucous
youtube.com/watch?v=qptRODwDGSE

GOOD MORNING SAAR

tommy pickles

she's not upset about the uk being flooded with millions more immigrants
she's upset that it will make labour unpopular

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

adding honey to your tea instead of sugar is an easy way to achieve basically the same result

based accelerationist sir kier starmer

live like a king on a pittance

don't like sugar in my tea

you're keeping me from wanting to buy mozzarella sticks and I love mozzy sticks

All professional BWC providers

but if you have a wife and kids you carrying out the goal of life
it would feel empty to be a neet your whole life

she's saying it's bad politics, she's not a labourite. Decent reading comp would conclude that she thinks this deal would be BAD

It’s clearly a concession we made to get this trade deal, because our government are a load of pussyoles

oo
you're 'ard

Kings don’t wade through shit on their way to eat some rotten street food

ooh you're 'ard

Pooey sticks more like

Sir Mons Pubis

ooh baby you got pussy gonna piss a lot

Might move to India.

will they replace the wilty hosts or will the show just die with them

Also pretty empty being a divorced unwanted cuck who once upon a time had it all. Divorce rates are sky high

don't like the way they went with the man character jason in the gta trailer
seems like a boring 95 IQ chad type

forming a sub-committee

thinking of becoming a willy host

hairless vag

but if you have a wife and kids you carrying out the goal of life

do married partners cheat on one another?
do your children always apperiate what you do?

life isnt that simple mate, getting married and having kids isnt the "you won" condition you think it is. (or most people think it is)

marriage is hard fucking work but the majority of people nowadays think one you're married you're done with everything.

NEW-------->

i want to be on the sub-committee that decides who is on the sub-committee

almost as if boring normies are the target demographic

they should have just done another slightly psychotic character like Trevor, he was the only interesting thing about V

welcome aboard

Don’t know which one to use

for me it's the stella boobs

first posted Anon Babble thread after 300 is usually the rule

neither as both are early and should both be deleted

the rule is 310
threads have been deleted for being made before 310 and posters have received three day bans for making and linking the new before 310

You're genuinely thick