/balk/

curse you SRE edition

xmpp:[email protected]?join

join the backup /balk/ chatroom in case Anon Babble gets nuked again(again)

f-droid.org/packages/eu.siacs.conversations/
Instructions:
-Download this apk (not the fdroid client, just the apk)
-register an account (email not needed, just a nickname and a pass)
-In app, press Start Chat, the plus symbol on bottom right, then join public channel where you paste the address posted
Then you drop the nickname here and I add you to the user list

I don't trust your bumker

What about us apple users?

they have sex

no idea, I think an apple app for xmpp exists too

why would you need to trust it, I'm not running it
it's hosted on some random public server

it's hosted on some random public server

Ah, 100% secure then.

whats with the OP pic? are you guys some kind of queers?

I'm in there bro, trust me

well ye
better than Anon Babble anyways

Yes my junglehook friend, Kelly trooned out rtecently, xhe is the queen of /mpalk/

Don't trust you no mo' after you spamemd simp bullshit

We don't post shit like this there, bro

What do you usually post in the bumker?

When I am a multimillionaire, and not a regular millionaire like now, I will book a week in the Imaret hotel in Kavala.

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i see, i see

Chill stuff, not something specific

Then and only then will I know what it is to live like a true effendi.

will you take me with you?

Bring me the head of ikibey.

crorat harrasse us with shipceling

Last we heard from him here he was somewhere on the northern African coast I think

you missed the egypt arc, he's now in his greekcel arc

Plevna is an important city in our modern history
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Plevna
maybe in bălegaria. here I froze my ass in the first week of August and so did the other people in the sea as they were trembling

bet on pao losing and 4x your money

I had to use my father's deodorant because I'm too lazy to go buy a new one...
I'm almost 30 btw

almost expired

You are unironically a zoomer. Gen Z starts in 1995

Just bought a new router for 50 euro

did you buy it so you could put DD-WRT and put an VPN on it so you can see your pedo shit ?

The live your myth in Greece schizo changed his tactics

why would you do that? just share hotspot on your samsung galaxy s24 and set it to 5GhZ. You'll be able to download shit at like 200mb per second on a much cheaper plan. Only do that if your mobile internet plan is infinite though

Don't know what why of those words mean
Bought it because the trash current one is shitting the bed if I connect more than 4 devices

what why

What any*

sounds like you needed a Wireless Access Point not a router then

кyпих cи чизи TУPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPCКИ биcквитки

I had a terrible headache today but I still went to university. But I don't know if I'll be able to work on thursday.

reverse searched to find his race record

found this bulgcutie instead

new greek fpv just dropped

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Hideous, stop simping over 3/10 brown tatar beasts.
The reddit whore you spammed at least had a 7/10 body

the drones will blot out the sun

Goyfians somehow manage to be less of a fatass race than provincials. She actually looks presentable compared to what I see every day.

the drones will hunt unfiscalized receipts

18 yo, current F3 talent for Red Bull Racing academy

Interesting

"When I first started learning Chinese, I was captivated by the rich culture and history behind the language," says #TsinghuaRen Betizhe Osmanova Akova (Bulgaria), a #THUFreshman from the @SEM_Tsinghua who enjoys traveling and exploring the beauty of China. #HelloTsinghua

Sorry bro, she the PERFECT Osmanlι wife

I will not eat today.

Then we shall commit financial fraud in the shade.

the drones will take my anal virginity

The old one was like 10 euros that my tech illiterate dad bought from some non-tech store bro
It had to go

I know this is a quote but I don't remember when

wtf since when is mangal going to university?

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youtube.com/watch?v=iiqFeTAkJEU
Got around to watching this now, I think a bumgarian posted it a few days ago.

sits like an effendi and eats

house gets demolished and gets 80 million in compensation

Vlach can only envy him.

bro unironically found the Chinese stefan janev

Aren't you friends with your roommate?
I used to drink, take drugs, go out to parties, play video games, drink beer, watch football and work out with my roommate.

80 million yen? that's like 500k€, decent I suppose

Yuan, thats 10 millione uros

Bro doesn't know the difference between yuan and yen

Big tsink W. In turkmangalistan a drunk russo-turkish TIR driver rams into your mud hut and destroys it and you receive $1k.

I didn't even click it bro

where did he own a property in that he got paid that much?

Are Romania and Moldavia going to finally reunite? It's about time, current borders are pretty ugly

What is a mangal?
He is chinese. Sometimes he cooks for me but I want to have an apartment for myself.

I already said it yesturkday, but Romanianons are pretty chill for not harrasseeing /balk/ with their election. Not a fucking peep. Respec.

that mudhut? illegally built, not up to soyo gayropean structural code, and estimated to be worth even less than $1k

I'd be quiet too if we elected a zigger pajeet.

erm, it's their HECKING house chuddy everyone DESERVES a hecking house right in the center of the city

It is never too late, saar. All Rumenirvan Pradesh needs to do is celebrate his victory with a 2-week vacation to Greece.

Yes.

Time for angrybey to start reporting on all the Romanians who also watch videos of white women licking nigro anuses

I really dont feel so good I am tired because I couldn't sleep well last night.

Buy a new router
Worked for me

jewchewbe loves its librals

Mental how the Theodosian walls stood undefeated for more than a millennium

Bulgaria rose and fell three times before their cousins from Mongolia blew them up

No I have no money and I think it's because of the stress.

You have stress because you don't have a WiFi 6 router

Your skills? Income and Expenses?

He has stress because his family isn't Balkan so they don't force-feed him soulful food and wire him money to his bank account and donate property to him. Nigga is a literal black man according to Swiss standards.

donate

It's your dedovina bro
You're merely a steward of the 'partment your dad got gifted by his dad

You have no money while i blew 200 euroes on the roulette in under 5 minutes right now while drinking booze and watching football

You could have bought 4 routers with that money bro

Boomers owe us their crumbling houses for the easy lives they had.

crumbling houses

Strike a deal with an investor and construction company, get 4 apartments worth half a mil each in exchange for the caca house
Shrimple

balkan boys...

No. I have stress because I can't focus on my studies because I have to work to be able to live a normal life.
Intelligence and honesty. 2.5-3k. 2-3k.
I also drink every week and I play tennis and ride my bike. I rather spend 200 on snow.

4 apartments worth

the retards I know who did this got a matchbox in a panelka listening to thundersorms every time their neighbor above decides to get off their couch and walk around

...look like this

Darius I, colorized

Too handsome. More like this.

Do not shit over any thread you see you goat fucker rat
Btw we are honorary balkanoids
Total muslim death or something

I know you're hiding your best somewhere deep
I came here first you mongoloid shit
go fuck with karabakh or something

You came here (int) like before 2 weeks and you are shitting over everything it is not cool dude! This board is my domain

that's because you're a newb I've been on int since 2016 trump elections,if anything it's YOU who must go back

scarasex

mangasaryan is very bored

youtube.com/watch?v=WH4uiSquQGs

I'M TURKISH
DUYU SEE THE HAIR ON MY PALMS
YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME
YOU FINNA GET EMBALMED

Stop larping kek

изцoкaх cичкия cтapoпpaмeн
y квapтaлния мaгaзин гo нeмA днecкa
y дpyгия квapтaлeн гo зимaх пocлeдния днecкa
y нaзe e пълнo c пpaзни бyтилки ce eнo e apтилepийнa пoзиция

y нaзe e пълнo c пpaзни бyтилки ce eнo e apтилepийнa пoзиция

cньимнкьи?

ни бyдy cиби кaмпpaмaтиpaвaть тaк
нy, тaм, бyхaл мнoгa
cивoдня тoжи БУХAЛ бaльшoй

Don't pick a retarded construction company then mpro

Roga. I'll only pick the ones whose workers mainly use torx screws, cotton tote bags and have a preference for larpeta pashteta and come to work on trotinetki.

Ideal construction company doesn't exi- oh

you won't live in them yourself dumbass, you rent them out to dumb students

I still haven't bought an e-scooter bros

Some sort of unconscious force is preventing this purchase

And where will I live? Also poor students only want 150 EUR studios around the medical uni.

Imagine a construction company kitted out with nothing but ifixit kits making you an rgbt apartment building
VGH

Oh, and ones that only use Apple gel ink pens on dey drawing compasses. And have copper plumbing at home.

who cares what students want, set the rent to 300 each and they can live 2 in a pod
300 x 4 = 1200€, go rent something decent

That's not how supply and demand works in Barnsville. Maybe in cities and countries where cramming yourself with 4 other subhumans is worth the education, but not here. Boomer studio hoarder who still thinks 50 EUR is a lot of money heems you.

did you try moving to SOVLFIA then?