christian website
christian general
/brit/
amazing thread
christian reality more like
atheists can seethe all they want facts arent changed by feelings
we are all united in the new creation of christ whether we like it or not
he is here everyday claiming this person and that person is heathermong.
i doubt that person even posts here anymore.
christian website
christian general
chinky edish
gay bondage porn subedish
This self hating muslim Indonesian is really something
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
him and mousenonce are the most mentally ill posters here
day in day out the same schizpohrnia
atheistmong when he gets flamed on /brit/
every poster I don't like is heathersubhuman (that's all of you)
Luigi is an innocent man
For me, it's a Cambridge bible.
greasy brown indonesian twinkhole
Watching ghibli's with mumberg
this is how EW feels when they tell her to re-fill the shelves in the cereal aisle
diegos been on the gay porn again i can tell
important question: is it brown from poo or brown from skin colour?
our panel debates this matter later on, tune in at 9pm to watch live or get in on catch up later on
cronem getting their waves done
takes no mental effort to notice patterns if your iq is in the triple digits
why do you care
because the posts here are of severely poor quality and it's getting worse perhaps?
used to be fun to post here but now you get literal erp sessions (actual discord pedo tranny behaviour) every day
I’m in France rn it’s a fucking shithole
got my gay porn curtains up
Going to be in Switzerland and Austria in a couple of days and tried out Tinder there (set my location to the cities I’m going to)
I don’t stand a fucking chance every girl there has model-tier pics of her taken and just looks like a complete normie
timmy's wife
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarelIa sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
It's over
project on
will you lot just go to war with pakistan already and stop pissing about
anyway gonna go now since all the worst posters are melting down today
enjoy your homosexual pedo roleplaying clubhouse
yeah she's a cutie ain't she?
ah yes bitching and moaning and giving the schizos even more attention will make them go away
hysterical pansy
waves looking smoove
This is the britishers fault
i am gods gayest soldier
if you see me out in quahog, say hi
but if you meet me in the clam i'm a talkative guy
had a wank in the work van today
didn't even feel ashamed afterwards, just relieved, going through one of my horny phases where I wank about 4 times a day
I did a wank in my girlfriends fanny this morning x
stinks of smeg in there now
willy poo
racist atheist
I don't mean this as an insult but a genuine guess but you may have autism
what have you wanked to lately
Slipknot gone woke
Hilarious how they exposed themselves as fakes
Yeah, taking government grants, very punk lmao
Ultimately lad you are just pissing into the wind and your posts make 0 difference, you are wasting your time on earth
Hope they give those two that felled the Sycamore Gap tree the death penalty
well I don't log off work for 10 minutes so I'm just pissing about really
Sycamore gap, devil of a gap
Why is European tinder so different
Is every girl there just stunning
Where are the weird sort of mid women at
Anyone else remember Rubymong?
Hello mate
Get the Ruby's posted
Thoughts on bantu batons?
if i were a woman i'd go mad for em truth be told
What the FUCK is a sycamore gap? Is it where some special pagan tree existed before Christian times?
Turkey twizzlers chips and beans for tea
I can see through the stars into your heart
So no matter where you are it's never far
I hold you in my soul, you'll always be
Here with me forever, you must believe
I am waiting for you
I am waiting for you in my heart
mind your own business
ruby has one million subs on youtube
she probably makes my yearly salary in a month
it's fucking over
Fuck right off, tubby
katy nursing a leaky batontip
u need lvl 90 woodcutting to chop it down
another day at the institute. they made me eat goo today and rotate a rubix cube with my mind
need someone to tongue punch my fart box
Mental isn’t it, especially since she is the most uninteresting person alive
Might start dressing like a Chinese international student
naptoil for me. Been ages since i've had one tbf
raping my arse with a hedge trimmer
daycare ass post
I've eaten that much food that I'm burping it back up and I still fancy a cheese sandwich
shaving my beard with a sander
You are not an ebin defender of Christendom. You are a fat neet, not a crusader.
Stop appropriating my culture because you think it is “le based”. It’s making us look bad.
sir my ancestors fought with King Richard the Lionheart in Palestine
always get a chuckle at true ghetto capitalist
Who are you talking to
wog cunt
You speak Arabic bro
Mad to think me and a couple gully guys used to be on road when I was 16 and now I post on brit lol
you posted that last night at 3am
Just woke up and opened my computer. Day is off to no good. Another day of shame, ruin, squalor, sloth.
Malta must be united with Sicily in one independent country under a hereditary monarchy!
thinking thoughts that are better left unspoken
you mandem?
good morning anon
having a VERY naughty imaginationwank
every vagina in america just instantly dried out and shriveled up at this post
Who is the best pornstar in the UK? Onlyfan whores do not count.
lebron james
Christianity is not true and even has little do with jesus. God doesn't exist. Jesus didn't say anything bad about gays yet christians are just bitter mentally ill low iq freaks obsessed with gays. Crying about atheists won't make your magic protector real. It's time to grow up son. Stop posting frogs. Stop playing pretend
instagram reels are the height of human achievement
Anyone want a sprite cranberry?
those are lovely thanks
Britons: we want much less immigration
Government: signs a trade deal with India that means pajeets don't have to pay NI contributions for up to 3 years working in the UK, making them significantly cheaper for employers than Brits
fucking wake me up
never had one
Christianity is not true
how so?
even has little do with jesus
really? how so?
God doesn't exist
how so?
Jesus didn't say anything bad about gays yet christians are just bitter mentally ill low iq freaks obsessed with gays
christians are not obsessed with gays and jesus mentions the importance of matriony between men and women - the fact he never had to say anything like "dont be gay" was because everyone i the jewish commuity already knew that acting on homosexual impulses was immoral and so did not need to be mentioned
Crying about atheists won't make your magic protector real. It's time to grow up son. Stop posting frogs. Stop playing pretend
pot meet kettle
wog swill
business offer:
You get to sell more bottles of whiskey and a couple of bentley luxury cars to Calcutta
They get: Unlimited visas and national insurance exemptions for three years
Christianity is not true and even has little do with jesus.
Bizarre statement
as a hesitant shopper the number 1 thing i look for in /brit/ is treat recommendations from the supermarket. and I also have fomo so please reply to this post with any recommendations you've had or have made in the last while
does going to gay clubs and girlypop concerts count as "acting on homosexual impulses"?
The Algerians expelled their entire European French population, but somehow it is immoral to expel Algerians from France!
still going on my cheap post-easter discount chocolates weeks after the fact. and yet again the government doesn't even lift a finger. when will it end?
they also expelled their jews
all these depictions are >victorian england with brown people
a fox hole is a fox's bum hole
no they aren't
tiger
tiger
TIGER UPPER CUT
haaaaaaaaa-DOUKEN!
yes they are. name one game released in the past ten years that is not that. watchdogs legion doesnt count
wanking on all threes
MY FIGHT MONEYYYYYYYYY
atomfall, assassins creed aalhalla
for diego that is a great test of faith
the institute cant control my power anymore
was going to batch cook some lunches but i forget to defort the meat didnt i. what a wally i am
wrecked that sissy
whiskey
FOY
the cronem are impatiently waiting to cracc open dem uninitiated 3 pm yams
Nowt wrong with that
atomfall
bet its filled with minorities
assassins creed aalhalla
filled with minorities, the famous black norman catholics.
bout to swallow
what is the significance of 3 pm?
keep is updated
What’d you do when the site was down lil bro
diego does these falseflag posts accusing himself of being a poof to muddy the conversation in order to prevent us knowing the ACTUAL truth: he's a full blown child molesting wrongun nonce
that's the witching hour I think
dont worry
was on the sharty
katy scamming the timmies x
ok
Yall lowkey sleepin on angry birds porn
angry brads
deadass?
ey yup man dem white boys know dem nuffin bout washing chicken
jhzzzzzzzz yh
a digga doo
not wrong though am i
BAD BUNNY FINALLY COMES TO EUROPE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LONDON STADIUM SHOW
I WILL BE THERE
shut yo gay ahh up unc
wanked that freak right off
THERE'S A CLEEEEEVELAAAAAND BROWN ON FAMILY GUY
HE'S FALLING IN THE BATHTUB, NO ONE EVER HEARD HIS CRIES
watching one of those bonnie blue gangbangs and some lad has just went to eat her out after at least 7 other lads have fucked her
grim that
*rapes your arse to smithereens at 9999999999999999999999999mph*
ktim
literally me too haha
Australians don’t use miles
he was not on the sharty.
every thread created had IDs and everyone filtered him instantly.
He seemed very depressed, tbqh
ok
Bad Bunny
one time that dude kissed another dude on stage
not even joking search it up
i been drawing porn of that cat thing from dandadan im on a different level than you niggas
weeb shit
post westernised cats
enourmous refuguee chebs
raping my own arse at 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 kph
steamingtoil commencing shortly
Dust storm outside lads aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
think that might break causality
Just come here and don't forget to bring your whole extended family
Ah, Kyle is at the door. Come in, Kyle!
learning all about nortel
something needs to be done about girls doing smelly poos. its just not right
Angela White is, and always has been, a poor man's Gianna Michaels
So I've just installed Fedora. Wow! What an experience!
forcing me to share a country with some of you is a violation of my human rights
be there or be square
Gay porn steaming
gianna never fucked trannys either
absolute dogshit installer
the single worst installer of any mainstream distro
Rooting for the italian team
Hair’s falling out
could do with some drugs
wifiskeleton is dead
my hairline's starting to look like the maccas golden arches
imagine how bad paki poo smells
might start cooking my tea now
early i know but then i'm knackered
just seen a nice arse walking down the street
Brits be like
wots for tea
you just know azealia banks is one of those sisters that loves the bwc
bins go out tonight
mates gf is an air hostess and says the memes are unironically true about browns
often when they fly from india/pakistan back to the uk several loos will be out of commission by the end of the flight because of the state of their poos and them getting shite all over the walls by doing squat poos etc
Wish I were a girl so bad
right well thats them done then
Anon Babblebrit/ is like a torrent of sewage, with an occasional chuckle floating past amongst the turds and filthy cumrags
Anon Babblebrit/ could be like a finely curated, meritocratic /brit/ paradise
but nobody posts there haha
whose fault is that?
just think about it
There were 400+ people on my paternal side in the 90s. We scared a scary chief minister who used to scare a scary prime minister
don't like her for what she did to her cat
Never read a word of Shakespeare. Is it worth it?
yes
4 replies
ur supposed to watch it as a play, that's what /brit/ learned me
Need finnish gf to frolick in the woods naked with and scream her weird elf language as I fuck her bareback
poo
never read a word of yhe binble
I choose to believe that it is one Australian that makes all the good posts and loves Oregon
My dick to long for trans pussy
don't need to be one to take it up the hole do you?
become unwankable
Elder Scrolls as a franchise made a great early decision by deciding to have a fantasy race of black people who specifically live in deserts, tropical islands and jungles. Avoids that uncanny fantasy feeling where you see a medieval kingdom based off of England, France or Scandinavia and there are black people as natives there for some reason, an annoying trend of recent franchises
Dear God, I am a sinner that wants a new heart. Amen"
First they ignore your small penis, then they laugh at your small penis, then they fight your small penis and then you win.
Yeah I do otherwise I would be gay
Reminder that Christian Weston Chandler is experiencing this and you aren’t
january rolls around
na I'm not gonna start the gym yet, everyone does it in january and it'll be chockerblocked
february rolls around
bit cold to be heading out to the gym and i bet those new year resolution people are stil there
march rolls around
really busy this month. i'll use this month to focus on fixing my diet and start next month.
april rolls around
alright time to finally start the gym. hmmm, no discount this month for newcomers? i'll see how it goes next week
may rolls around
fuck it's summer already and i'm still an ugly skinnyfat freak
yhe binble
youtube.com
she made a song about that
can't say i've ever noticed such things but then i'm not a freak
just stepped on a plug
They are more like arabs/muslims than africans. Kind of like Sudan
Need a pint
recommend me a new backpack for toil
neighbour's got his fit daughter over
right lads what're we having
Need an Emma Watson poo gf lads.
don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about it
Drugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:
coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb
Poppers
Mescaline
NOS Cannisters
Codeine
Imagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.
Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?
Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.
tl;dr: I fucking love drugs
spotify takes 10 minutes to open
jam donut
corr could go for a whole pack of those right now
>Christianity is not true
how so?
By virtue of it being false
Woah, you're not a freak? Fucking cool man, you're really impressive, we all genuinely admire you! Bet you're the real deal right haha
are some speeds faster than others or what
what's with the SS imagery
not pooed right all day. small hard things that don't want to come out. going to eat a very big salad to fix the ol' crap factory.
genuine oddball you
blowjob
how is it false?
still got 2 months to look good before July, 10k steps a day and a 45 min workout 5x a week would have you looking much better
if azealia banks wasnt such a schizo and dropped more music shed be a generational artist
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
come out ye black and tans and kiss me like a man
Hey man you should really keep that to yourself because no one needs to know that you're gay
have some pride man, you're australian, you shouldn't be listening to nigger music
mad how mental it all is
Isn’t really mad or mental when you think about it
get it maid
By virtue of it not being true
what's your argument for that assertion?