First Chinese world snooker champion edish
/brit/
pg tip coming out red mmhmm
Good old fashioned Calvinist me.
'The English are grave like the Germans, lovers of show; followed wherever they go by whole troops of servants, who wear their masters' arms in silver fastened to their left arms, and are not undeservedly ridiculed for wearing tails hanging down their backs. They excel in dancing and music, for they are active and lively, though of a thicker make than the French; they cut their hair close on the middle of the head, letting it grow on either side; they are good sailors and better pirates, cunning, treacherous, and thievish; above 300 are said to be hanged annually at London; beheading with them is less infamous than hanging; they give the wall as the place of honour; hawking is the common sport with the gentry. They are more polite in eating than the French, consuming less bread but more meat, which they roast in perfection; they put a great deal of sugar in their drink; their beds are covered with tapestry, even those of farmers; they are often molested with the scurvy, said to have first crept into England with the Norman Conquest.'
post some of your fave Fauna/Nimi clips
Heavy heavy heavy DnB
need an anna de ville gf
Alri lads
cmon now get in
TOBY WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie jam
um
An army of the golems is stalking now the heart's lands
Eating all reality
Producing only dust and sand
Nothing hurts them
Nothing gets under their stone skin
When their earthen mouths will open up
And just what words will come out, but
"We wish we were dead"
anyone fancy a bum?
Timmy kno nun bout Katy jam
How do I get into actually being a DJ at club nights
Seems like it's basically impossible to get in unless you're someone's ket dealer and like picking up 17 year olds in your tricked out Suzuki Swift
picking my arse and eating it x
lol
stuntpegg
pie & mash w/ liquor sauce
y'all already know what it is
what's this from
can't stop eating m&s chocolate mini bites
when she sees the bbc
looks pretty good
what's in the pie
they are highly peng
pineapple is fab
At some point in a young white man's development, the penis stops growing
On the other hand, the black penis next door keeps on growing
Have a good bank holiday weekend, gaylad?
just sent you a text
hololive lad can you post some of your fave Fauna/Nimi clips please?
mine stopped growing when i was a child
oh, I didn't feel anything
so JWs are heatherfreak's latest special interest yeah?
nun they gon do
tired of pretending hawaiian pizza is not peng
replied x
did it?
i got mikey's whatsapp
yh....
cronem working his quick twitch muscles out on some 3 pm ting x
his antics make all the katies giggle and cum
Chong Wah supermarket you hooked it up again
fed up with pooing, putting my in the bin
Her young muscle fibres provide him wid maximum grippy and are able to stretch, contract and keep pace for now
I'm on nopoo
Jehovah's Witnesses
boyfriendberg's cum tasted fucking brilliant this evening
ran my first mile there. Took me 12 minutes 38 seconds
Original sin is what first turned me away from Catholicism
Good lad keep it up. You'll get there
Young Witness women are BEGGING Jehovah to bring new men to the congregation so they can get married and have sex
just ran a mile in 12 minutes 37 seconds
where
going to war with australia
good lad
looks like my work here is done
Did any ancient people have a reverse rain ceremony to make the rain go away
last 1/4 of cronem baton cant go in
mmhmm cervix teking a solid bashening x
x.com
footballers chanting into a mic with children in attendence about how big one of their black players bbc is
you english cunts are fucked up
just around the park
this is basically what christians believe though isnt it? he's just enough of a lunatic to say it out loud
I post while gooning and while I'm taking breaks x
Look, black cocks are funny AND sexy, okay rorke?
Business idea: conquer Western Sahara
She encircles that last 1/4 with her soft fingers. Praise Jah
It's true haha
rain, rain go away, come again another day
grim
poo smells
No
mmhmm may the most high bless her for dat
you're not born into sin? man isnt depraved by nature?
VERY low-quality thread
now now rorke, time for your injection
That's not just what that video is about
Why don't you lot just nip to Spain for a nice holiday Yeah
Why Anglea specifically? variety is the spice of life lad
Which way, white man?
Only Jehovah's Witnesses actively promote age-gap marriages (young women with older men)
been there done that
I'm based, based and redpilled
Me? Expert on countries I don't live in.
Its not natural, normal, or kind
Those chebs you so fancifully fry
Its death for no reason and death for no reason is murder....
not racist just don't like em
Timmy's fantasy
for me, it's mormonism
Nth for the gyaldem
I understand the working-class are desperate but if they can't bring themselves to keep voting Labour and Tory then there's no hope for them really
katy finna wake up clarted tomorrow
She enjoys what she does and she is that perfect middle ground.
MILFY but still young in looks.
Thick body that appeals to everyone.
Pretty face.
Cute accent.
She is a modern Gianna Michaels.
get the black cocks sucked
DC;VR
DEATH TO THE GYALDEM
Corr would love to marry three or four of them
Mormon girls are huge sluts
The problem with Mormonism is if you join them as an oldcel (30+), you can only marry someone who's over 30
30 is the cut-off for marrying young babes
was feeling very depressed earlier so I went on a walk, watched some fraiser, and ate a steak and now I'm not depressed anymore
shame. her chebs were so spaffable
might do something resembling this
Good rule to stop pervy old converts spunking up prime Mormon bajingos
Love Fraiser, me. Favourite character is Miles.
Why are they coming out of the Jamaican embassy?
having to join a cult for some fanny
How about you actually stick your neck out and meet a bird like I did?
Gain a clue
the main LDS Church banned polygyny like 100 years ago
is that blonde one Morgpie?
Also a bad point about the Mormons is you have to give the church 10% of your earnings
The Jehovah's Witnesses has no such policy
fuck off back
everything's a cult if you think about it
um how about no
me? might join the freemasons to acquire a gay sugardaddy
and free cosmic wisdom or whatever, of course
one shot at life
join zero cults
boring bastard
Dogshit thread, this. I'm off to watch Minecraft challenges
are they? how do you know
Yeah, it's clearly for that reason.
At least the Jehovah's don't do this and you can marry an 18-year-old even if you're 50.
to the tune of "forever young"
poo out your bum,
after you wee, poo out your bum,
do you really want to shit forever?
forever?
and ever?
Minecraft challenges
Don't try to molest a child. Very few Minecraft youtubers can beat this one
phwooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr
Eating a spinach ricotta puff pastry
Become a fundamentalist mormon then
So tell me lad, when was the last time you had sex with an 18-year-old virgin?
I read it on the internet
did a homemade tomato sauce for me meatballs and pasta
delicious but not worth the hassle really, shall be sticking to the old dolmio henceforth
Nah, Lauren Burch
Up on all the latest nonces are you, eh? Professional interest, is it?
this nigga married to hugh grant
lad looks like my grandad. Dead now of course
Chucking arrers
thanks, jesus christ what a body
they're still required to give over a certain amount of their earnings, it's just not set at a specific percentage
they have this register that they're all on. You're on it too aren't you lad?
it's not illegal for a man to order a puppicino at starbucks for himself
threw 176 the other day
clean that gunk off the wall next to the light switch
Spend a lot of time reading registers to find out where all the nonces are, do you? Useful for you to know, is it?
youtube.com
fffuark ogonek that's a name i haven't heard in some time
two of those women have neoliberal teeth
mad how much I need my girlfriend
genuinely think it would unnerve her if she knew just how important she is to me
geowizard is such a top lad
love his channel
Screeching
Not going to deny being on the register?
Now THIS is a looming
Love The Godfather me
THIS is loomer
youtube.com
not arsed by it anymore me. Do fuck all and work at home anyway
i don't text anymore
Sharing your place is just not on is it
No I don't want to live with family
No I don't want roommates
I want my own fucking place and set it up how I like
heathermong joining a cult
ktwbmiiho
(kek this would be me if i had one)
I CAN'T WAIT
FOR THE WEEKEND TO BEGIN!
why do all the Catholic popes wear a Jewish yamaluke
source? that's not what I read
Ordinarily spend this much time thinking about nonces, do you? Or is it a special bank holiday treat for you?
What's the pic from?
Never send to know form whom the toil looms. it looms for thee
grangle grangle
Hasn't even finished yet
fucking hell lad deny being on the nonce register already. it's getting alarming now
Ari John Donne?
have been living on my own for over half a year now
it has its perks but the loneliness is starting to kick in
You know, I want to make a good post. Something thoughtful, provocative. Not just another "poo" or "wanking" post.
But here's the thing, what do you write? It's hard, to come up with a yougetter.
wahey
It’s not a yamaluke it’s similar though
lad, i...
loomtoil
FOMG
(fuck off michael gray)
it's incredible how he still manages to reach new depths of depravity and mental illness
more like john it's over
give it a few minutes and post this:
lads anyone else think they could they could scare off a bear if you ran into one in the wild?
(you)bait trust me
wahey wahay bank holiday edish xxxxxxxx love hte gimmick babe xxxx
Very comfy late night videos
I love hiking myself
this is the last picture i took before my cat went out this morning, neighbour knocked on my door telling me he's been hit by a car and left on the side of the road
RIP little man :(
yes if a black bear
grizzly or polar, definitely not.
what was the first thing he started spamming about?
was it that heather girl or was it something else?
RIP brother x
god that's so sad
this is why you shouldn't let pets play on their own
my condolences anonymous
massive win for local wildlife. excellent news
First Chinese world snooker champion edish
It's over
pack it up
Drinking a cup of instant coffee YOLO
wow i just realised cats have kangaroo feet
Very sorry if this is true
some youtuber called mrsmelly but he latched on to heather because she was a guest on his live stream or something
sorry lad that's awful
My mums landlord just shows up unannounced and his mates live up stairs they're jewish if that matters
yougetter.
just say "if you're straight you must reply to this post"
all who don't reply are gay, so you've done them in any case
hate your gimmick
on behalf of the birb community
fuck that catberg
Oh I'm terribly sorry to hear of this. This has upset me now.
why have you stopped spamming AI images and making bad psych threads?
it doesnt matter
listen to this man he has years and years of gimmick knowledge distilled into this one truth
vaguely remember him being a notorious dr. who freak according to another anon
should have kept him indoors then instead of letting him wreak havoc upon the local wildlife
cunt
not a gimmick. cats are horrible murdering bastards. wish they'd all die quite frankly
Ronnie threw in the semis. The cue's left him
lads anyone else think they could they could scare off a bear if you ran into one in the wild?
TRVTHNVKE
alri jerry take it down a notch
lads anyone else think they could they could scare off a bear if you ran into one in the wild?
F lil guy
HAHA what a great post....not sure!!! but I'd love to hear others answers hahhha :)
:/
my presence emits aura that even a bear would respect
My secret ingredient is intentionally fucking up the sentence so people who catch it feel the need to reply and call it out. Tips from the pros x
actually, jerry did the eulogy at tom's funeral.
Still absolutely fuming at the plot of the third Paddington movie lads. The whole premise is about a bear living in London why on earth is he travelling back to Peru?
finally get Instagram for my Warhammers
keep cooming to women in bikinis on reels
Fucks sake
roar
anon exposed!!!
not a gimmick. cats are horrible murdering bastards. wish they'd all die quite frankly
Phew now I can shitpost the murder mutt without feeling bad
Insta reels are dangerous. As someone who is on nofap, I must be very careful if I use it.
spoiler that hog
some bears you're supposed to get as big as possible, some you're supposed to go in a ball so they leave you alone. I'd get it wrong and get mauled
the untold story
These are comfy too and I don't really like video game videos
enjoy this 'mick
I live just outside of London. Today I've ventured inside.... I could quite happily sit & people watch all day long... possibly one of the most multi cultured cities where anything goes & I fucking love it
I bet one just walked past your window
all instagram does is show porn reels nonstop
every account will have a linktree/allmylinks to their porn
just twat them one. simple as. x x
didn't ask for the canon
it's a shithole
Mines are full of children at the beach. Not sure where they came from
Just want a job. Some mates. And a woman to be romantically involved with. Why god why am I like this why
he was right, that's two yous so far
he's a genius when it comes to yous, a yousmith
why can't you get that? everyone else has it. why do you struggle to be mediocre
more of a poosmith me
Standing outside the police box in Earl's Court and telling passerbys that's it's not the TARDIS because the windows are wrong
How the FUCK do people work 40+ hour weeks and still have the energy for hobbies? I'm doing 29 hours this week and feel absolutely fucked after work it's an effort to do the bare minimum personal care like eating, showering and brushing my teeth.
I would honestly rather kill myself than work full time.
He used to spam /who/ with the same shit and rarely got banned for it despite being completely off-topic, yeah
sorry x
Lad you live in Australia, I know lads who've gone over there and now get well paid doing nothing jobs at Sydney airport and jet-washing workshops and hospitals
why dont you just give up since the clathrates get us in 2026
yw babes x
thanks x
I would honestly rather kill myself
That tracks
just go after work innit
plenty of time
It's called getting fit like me
Genuinely could run a half marathon right now at half ten after several pints and a family barbecue
Is this why you want to cut off your testicles (2) because it's one less thing to maintain?
As a biological male, you could probably do with a nice dose of that testosterone that you've been medically suppressing
they are drug mules
When I was at uni I had a girl asked me for my instagram and I said "sorry, I don't have instagram" and walked away.
This happened with 8 different girls.
you were an IDmong weren't you
silly boy
A what now mate
you did the right thing
The shagger that never was
Jehovah's Witnesses suffer from a male shortage leaving many young women unmarried
Fucking hell
Would you like to see?
a male shortage
It's almost like men realize how retarded that belief system is
Lol done him
All I fucking care about is Gigi. I don't give a fuck about ALDI or it's internal rating system. I don't care if people rate me negatively for the questions at the tills. Only Gigi matters to me.
there
You know you get two days off right?
IDmong
He's still seething about it omdsss
Remember we can always migrate to Anon Babble whenever the dynamic duo are going at it
No more retarded than Judaism or any other religion
watched a video there of this junior doctor lass and they got her paying £900 a month rent to live in a "hospital accommodation" that is exactly the same as a uni flat. Even got the shared kitchen. Pretty sure her landlord is the hospital too so she's paying her employer to live in a place she pretty much has to live in to do her job
Are NHS on it's last legs. Im gonna fix this
can't they just marry a non JW man then
Also note the posts about random interracial couples in the show and talking about how "big" the actors are
mad how noncing is the last taboo
120 seconds before posting are you ping me right poo?
Don't feel too bad for someone who will make 80k in the future.
Remember we can always migrate to Anon Babble whenever the dynamic duo are going at it
Yeah honestly this is the best way to work it.
Anon Babble is out little bunker for when the schizowaffe start dropping bombs on our home
it is beyond retarded, it's going to all collapse, it's a mircale it hasn't already
A nonce post from earlier today got the most (you)s from any /brit/ post I've seen in weeks.
Yeah? During which you're too fucked from work to actually do anything and have to spend catching up on stuff you were too fucking tired to do during the working week. The system is fucking broken.
his iq must be about 80
>IDmong
He's still seething about it omdsss
REDDIT SPACE
Remember we can always migrate to Anon Babble whenever the dynamic duo are going at it
>Remember we can always migrate to Anon Babble whenever the dynamic duo are going at it
Yeah honestly this is the best way to work it.
REDDIT SPACE
Anon Babble is out little bunker for when the schizowaffe start dropping bombs on our home