/brit/

Leather forward edition

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so are fragrance autists going to look down on me because i'm wearing connect fcuk or whatever i get bought for christmas

Don’t understand all this expensive perfume, luxury watch and designer clothes nonsense.
More of Davidoff cool water, Casio A168, Uniqlo AIRism man myself.

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What does it smell like?

We're all partisans

I like Ashens, I've not really watched him since late-2023 though

poo

Davidoff cool water

Lots of great fragrances in that price range, especially from discounters like Notino.

Steve Claridge sex arse

a bit fruity? idk don't have fancy words for it. i feel like i can smell alcohol or another solvent in it and it's cheap

I like the smell, everything else seems too pungent. Don’t want to smell like a musky sex trafficker or a lad on a night out with three top buttons undone.

Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for a "gender reveal"

what's a good fragrance for gay twinks

Gays love YSL Kouros because it smells like actual pooey arseholes

natural gay twink smell

thanks
perfume shop selling it for £69

Rorke paying £69 for a bottle of aftershave to spray onto his primark hoodie before walking to the corner shop and back hoping a woman smells him on the way and instantly falls in love

Was in a HUGE rut earlier today but one of you made a post that inspired me to salvage the day with an incel walk and a little bite to eat at the deli. Now I will have ONE (1) of the large cans and play some games

The Streets makes me feel like I'm in year 8 again lads it's fucking brutal that

Get home

All my weed was thrown away

Get told that I need learn to be a adult

What the fuck?

that's you told

you've been done

GROW UP

youtube.com/watch?v=PyHr-4SeILI

Literally feel like a confused, baffled year 7 ngl. Honestly that shit was fucking traumatizing

upon further reflection i have realised that this poster was using the name bigleeh_74 as if to mean lee hendrie. i was really confused as to why you'd made your post before which is why my response was very a very basic "thanks leeh" (). you can see from my calling you leeh that i hadn't understood what you had meant with the name. i've had a really rough night with misunderstandings. fucking hell.

i remember in early 2004 our gcse geography teacher telling us about the film city of god

bald

Never used anything more than sure deadorant me

not even lynx? wow, that's incredible

I thought smoking weed after work is grown up?

not wonder harry wanted out

go to bed

not bald anymore

this happen to any of you lads?
perplexing to say the least

my geography teacher just used to play the same vhs recording of a documentary about belo horizonte, and I think that documentary was already about 20 years old at the time he was showing us it

yeah i usually kill myself when this happens

vaping a poo

really wish i was normal

still here just feel like i shouldn't spam the thread with my inane mental ramblings

owl outside going HOO

nearly 30 years old and i still play runescape for some reason

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

I'd probably convert to a Jehovah's Witness if it wasn't for the proselytizing shit
fucking hate birthdays and christmas, can't be doing with them

Is chinky or paki the essential british cuisine?

Arrested last week for insurance fraud. Likely to get off apparently. Gotten 40 k fro it the past 12 months. Get in laads

I don't believe that for a second. Stop acting foolish.

South England is curry. Wales is chink and so is norf England

Ready for tariffs. Ready for collapse. Ready for WW3. Got my crops you see. I'll be alright. The rest of you be damned

there's no such thing as "paki" cuisine it's just that indians/pakistanis often own general fast food takeaways with wide-ranging menus. pizzas, kebabs, curries etc. all low quality

don't know what tarrifs are

More large nosed nonsense

Useless eater soyboys like you get bent while agricultural blokes like me go way up. We are joining BRICS

Bill Gaytes gonna fuck ur arse

welcome to brits bro x

Mozarella poo sticks tasting quite fungal

Watching anime

poonime smells

insane how we have political commentators now outright openly talking about banning reform UK

what if a poo took a man

Mental how fit some of our four-legged friends are

bit late for that now lol they're basically in power
any attempt to ban them would be seen as direct political oppression

Normal day in woke europe

someone from the past would be really confused by the state of things
"why doesn't the king step in and do something?!"
"errr we actually just keep him around for the sentimentality"

zia yusuf is the mastermind behind reform uk, says chud on twitter

haven't pooed in two days, v worrying lads

Mad how no one takes bait at this time of night

what's pooberg playing at in there

"so who runs the nation"
"jewish pedophiles"
"I thought we kicked them out 1000 years ago?"
"yeah"

i've been drinking water and eating fruit like usual, don't know why my pootine (poo routine) is so messed up

finger fucking hood

spent like 3 days farting up a storm until a big log came out yesterday, sometimes it just do be like that

Pooberg slipping in and out of his anus, giving him a real good fucking

bet i can craft an excellent bait post but it will have to mainly target americans. also in case they read this post i'll have to wait 10 minutes because they'll have forgotten about it by then

Torpedo up ur mums cunt

Amerimongs will ignore every post in 10 minutes time. The time to strike is now. Better be a blacked theme otherwise they'll remain uninterested.

Russia says all airports in Moscow shut after drone attack

Time to post the bait, 210291567 nonce

any of you ever slobbered on a hard willy?

maybe

looking at hairy-chested men on Anon Babble

Just saw one of them walking right past my window. I took a photo

Here's a fun game, /brit/. Alright, listen up. What are some WORDS you always misspell? Words like SERGEANT

Words like AEGEAN

PLAYSTATION

occassionally
neccessary
resturant

if I went to brazil would I be allowed to stink up the room of a brazilian girl with the smell of unwashed sex or is that not allowed

corr just seen myself in the mirror

im a real gangster i listen to techno

Might watch twin peaks and just wank to the girls

can only ever remember misspelling 2 words in my entire life, separate (as seperate) and torture (as torcher when I was maybe 9 years old)

peeling skin off me feet and eating it

good morning

leaving for my 4AM toilshift shortly

shelly mogs and it isn't even close

mad how some animals don't have pussies but all of them do have dicks

If someone said they'd pay me a billion pounds to spell the word "manouvre" correct first time, I couldn't do it. It's spelled wrong there, I can tell without even checking because I KNOW I cannot spell it correct first time, ever. Not even going to look up the correct spelling.

mad that there was a period of a few years there where men all across the globe would watch anything she appeared in just to get a look at her face

she really was a beauty (pre-bog). It's sad that she couldn't see it herself.

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just one of those words you have to iterate over and over until it looks right
manoevre - eh, maybe
manouvre - probably not
manoeuvre - definitely not
manouevre - yeah not that
actually, hang on how the fuck do you spell it

manœuvre

manoeuvre
first bit's spelled like canoe, then u. because canoes are good for manoeuvring u

I do not get hung up on a girls body count or whether she has children, her purpose and the reason she was put on this earth is to make mens dicks ejacualate, if they arent fulfilling this purpose than they are going against God who designed them to be cum receptacles for men. My gf has no other purpose then to take my loads all day, she doesn't have a job, she doesn't leave the house, she doesn't have friends, she doesn't have family. She just takes my fat hot loads in her holes all day. She eats, sleeps, shits/pisses and takes my cum in her holes 24/7 365. We dont talk to each other, we dont have conversations, we dont go on dates, I just have sex with her and thats it.

How big is your dick and is she white?

!!

6.7 inches
She is white

A man who launched an unprovoked attack on a stranger onboard a train has been given a hospital order.
George Kamau, 28, was on a stationary train at Enfield station on March 2 last year when the victim attempted to board the service.
Kamau left the train and began beating the stranger, kicking him several times to the head causing him to collapse to the ground unconscious.
Other passengers rushed to help the victim but Kamau continued the attack by grabbing a woman’s crutch and using it to beat him.
The victim was left covered in blood with his legs under the train as Kamau walked away, before he returned to the train and took a seat.
The victim was hospitalised with life threatening injuries and suffered three strokes following the attack.
He now has permanent hearing loss and significant scarring to his face.
Kamau, of Bluebell Avenue in Manor Park, was arrested at the scene.
He later pleaded guilty to grievous bodily harm and on Monday, April 28, was sentenced to an indefinite hospital order.
Detective Constable Sophie Markham said: “This was a horrific and completely unprovoked attack on an innocent stranger.
“The victim has suffered a really traumatic ordeal and I hope that today’s outcome may in some small way assist with his continued recovery.
“The railway network and the wider community is a safer place now that Kamau is off the streets.”

10/10 asks you to buy her a gunpla, wyd?

I am a gothic nigga with dark brooding vibes

It’s cinco de mayo

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What utter nonsense.

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All boards is so unnecessary

they're cheap right?

they can cost between £19.99 and £49.99

want to get to sleep but can hear the birds chirping

SHUT UP

I don't want to go to fucking ALDI I want to stay in bed warm and snuggly I don't want to walk 2 miles my feet hurt and I'm tired fuck my femcel life

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Think I might watch The Bounty available for free on YouTube with ads. Said I was going to the other night but didn't. This time I'll do it. I'm not going to chicken out this time because it looks scary. Reach down in between my legs. Ease the seat back.

Well don’t all post at once lads.

Leftypol dracula: i vant to zuck your BBC

You're tired because you're suppressing your natural testosterone you eejit

ffs when did that freak change his tripcode

i bet if you tallied up "unprovoked attacks" the perps would probably be 99% black or black mixed. something about society that send them absolutely mental

Anon Babble went down

really glad these people are in this country and that everyone is forced to constantly pussyfoot around the fact that every time you get on a train you're risking being randomly attacked by someone who in a just world would be skewering wildebeest with a spear on the serengeti, and that society will be paying for him to be kept in a secure hospital for the next 50 years. just a grand state of affairs really

Emma poopoo

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oh I'm sure it's not that bad

This is the vibe i would like to give women

Need to start Nosferatumaxxing

*gives /brit/ the bubonic plague*

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my soul is poisoned. i need to be locked in a dark room for a month with some water and fed only stale bread beneath the door

lol would that cure your soul

wish i had a big soft wife

Corr

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it would help to accept boredom, which is the root of all the wrong i do

Ktim