/brit/

Ice water in my veins edition

Can you crush a watermelon like this? Thinking about trying it.

2nd for Wales

If you're a roidtranny like the nigger it's very easy

ooooo running
ooooo friends
ooooo running around
oooo please sir please run with me

american mutt on a vpn

Small plane crashes into California neighborhood, killing two people and a dog

right then

another coffee yh?

chase me! chase me!

what is this tragedy?

desperately want to know the back story on this guy

I was in the kitchen

unironic trvthnvke
not all women are into it of course but a pinch of zest can create the intrigue that certain women crave

druggy mongs should be rounded up and shot

do it

don't remember asking

playing civ vi

being in your 30s is pretty much considered a youth in that sport

my god, x-rays and a urine sample?

Might as well start making the funeral arrangements.

Good

ive got the whole mf lemon in me (its up my bum)

/egypt/i

leftypol has absolutely lost his mind

once pretended to be gay and instantly had girls asking for my number as friend. i kept this up for a while, never had sex obviously but i was hanging out in girl's uni rooms watching them get changed and shit.

would we all be better off if we got rid of the monarchy and the word royal and turned the big houses and palaces into tourist attractions?

*surreptitiously minimizes my own civ game*
should play with some tits instead mate ahaaaa

Good?

you watched them shit?

You are jealous lol

how i be posting on brit

No, but I do think we need to reign in our aristocrats a bit. Everyone not in the "core" family needs to fuck off.

hi :)

Those are all normal things you do at the doctors if you complain of something like shortness of breath or chest pain

LIV
ERP
OOL

grow up

zesty ahh nigga

I don't know everything about Italy, I dunno about their levels of corruption. But okay, even if you just look at Ireland and Germany, they're both wealthy countries, with a strong rule of law.

France and Finland too, even though France's system is closer to the US system. They do still have a prime minister though.

hideous monstrosity

*grows down*
*vanishes beneath the fridge while giggling*

i don't mean like that you freak lol

growing

saw it

Explain to me right now why you didn't attend mass this morning.

*squanders golden opportunities again*

cumpark

thats what diego calls the heath

god not exist

im not religious

reckon this fella might be gay

Who has first?

what's that cult?

i just sit normally on my gaming chair but naked

try it, dress a little camp, act a little gay, girls will be all over you. they love the idea of a gay friend. you'll learn a thing or two about girls then use it to obtain one.

who's on first

the government will never in a million years do anything to benefit the british people. they're more likely to extract that oil (paid for by the taxpayer) and give it away for free to countries that hate us.

Don't suck my dick bro

gods not real

get the seals clubbed
get the oil drilled
get the waste dumped into the ocean

scared of that grow up poster

that went so far

if there were a god he wouldn't have put me on this miserable little island for starters

you mean let private companies (yanks on the board) take the vast majority in profits and refuse to pay taxes (gov won't do anything think of the jobs)

bizarre rapist advice

In awe at how dogshit running shorts are from every sportswear company

GRIMsby

Is THIS Britain's most depressing high street? Locals claim rat-infested 'ghost town' shopping district with 50 stores boarded-up is so dead 'even the £1 shop has closed down'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14667877/Grimsby-depressing-High-Street-drugs-prostitution.html

Not good enough, go next week or I'm going to twat you one by one.

it's in the arctic, we aren't allowed to do anything to extreme down there

not clicking on your daily mail article boringlad

10 luigi mangiones would do more than any number of protests

lmao at the caption

you saw it

oooooo coconut oil
oooooo Gucci bag
oooooo socks in the bathtub

good luck getting to me im on the other side of the planet

leftypol ecstatic. his dream high-street thriving

God doesn't exist lad

You went to all this trouble and didn’t even get some shagging at the end of it? What a waste of time. Time that could’ve been spent in the gym actually levelling up.

you fucked it up

they wont touch it because of woke and that sir ed milliband bloke

maybe if rorke didnt buy so much crap from teemu we could have more tatshops on the main street

yeah because all those gymcels aren't spending their days on Anon Babble talking about how much they hate women

i have a gf now btw, that was the plan all along.

Huh, so it turns out Grimsby is a disgusting shithole filled with smackheads.

Who knew?

You lads got your firm gong to the match tonight?

feel like a sludge filled zombie

noice

God will find a way to twat you

Give me your address, you're getting a twatting

They're so easy to shag

why is everybody saying "crashing out" lately

you'll not get a gong past the metal detectors

actually they were saying that months ago
it's been and gone now

name one person saying that

gotchi

Good morning sweeties x

How is everyone today?

mario has peach and luigi has daisy so who do wario and waluigi have? are they benders with each other or somethng

You've done me.

crashing out my crashing out arse

screaming at the browns who think levelling up in the gym will give them love

my neighbour robert adams
my friend billy conway
my mum janet <redacted>

the

better now you've reminded me that i was going to filter canada

screaming

the chase ost goes hard tbqh

getting a LOT of thirst bait in my fyp today
it knows i wanting shagged

why?

just checked on rule34 theyre bumming all sorts of strange creatures i dont know

One day you'll get there, mate!

I know you've been talking about it for a long time, I believe in you!

i know nobody will believe me but i'm standing over a bridge in town and im going to jump. im too numb and the loneliness and dread of life has left me hollowed out like a walking corpse. I've probably spoken and interacted with a good number of you these past 10 years and I dont know any of you but it was fun. Goodbye lads

Just successfully pitch matched every sound in the intro to Stereolab's come and play in the milky night

off you fuck

do a barrel roll

Good luck, m8. Hope you don't cripple yourself and end up even worse off

please give me some money before you do it

good stuff

lad, you need to sort your life out.

was talking to a lad at work and he couldn't understand why I didn't have a bird

6'2", full head of hair, been working out for 4+ years, have my own gaff. Prefer not to tell people I'm severely mentally ill but instead let them figure it out themselves. Fobbed him off with the "haha I just prefer a bit of peace and quiet y'know?" but I'm not sure he was fully buying it. Likely suspects I am gay, another common reaction.

Alan 'Sex Arse' Titschmarsh

You'll be peeking at all my posts mate
We already went through this embarrassing song and dance

see you on the other side lad

grow up
grow up

no capitalisation on new sentences

you're on a PC lad. you're at home

bodied that cunt

I hope you don't jump and instead stick around with us for a few more years.

Yeah it's grim but all we have is each other. You can always check out later. Suicide is definitely on the cards for me but it's worth asking whether you need to do it right now. Often the answer is no, and you can keep going for a few more weeks / months / years.

Oil price: 70 USD/bbl

Cost to extract: 200 USD/bbl

Believe it or not, language evolves over time

can't read can you?

PREPARE!!!

I have the tranny physiognomy

ws ash

I hope she isn’t one of the ones who thought you were gay cos if she was that women does not respect you and will fuck a proper man

bethhooven

are you stupid?

screeching
how embarrassing

He gets no bitches

reminds me of elon musk who claims to be a physics graduate

transphobia doesn't heat pensioners homes

boils their blood

read it again dumb dumb

:/

Why is she defending wealthy pensioners and deranged counter-revolutionary fetishists if she's a communist

get the trannies in the women's bogs. that'll get the economy going again

bodied that bald prick

Lad think it through...

gn

might build a particle collider

multiple sentences were capitalised

1 x 1 = 2

you'll do nuttin

i have a theory about trannies

stummy hurts

farted up a storm in church

all of them would be on a phone as it is the default

be serious america

alright, decided i'm having fish curry for tea to piss of rorke

/brit/ arguing about sentence capitalisation as a lad chucks himself off a bridge

Please don't. Love your posts in /brit/.
I'm going to the shops, if you need me to pick up anything for you mate.

sort it out diego

It's up

x.com/pierbii/status/1918776917546721607

i accept your concession. now if you'll excuse me i'm going to jump now

I hope we’re almost at the point where being a tranny becomes unfashionable because it’s getting boring now. Need some new spicy talking points

Creating a new political party

ceasing all new build development and bulldozing empty houses to keep rentoids in their place

air con will be installed in every pensioner's home and set to blow cold air constantly in the winter

double immigration with the goal of making white people a minority by 2030

double taxes to fund reparations to black kangs

make it illegal to criticise Israel

mental how leftypol is so adamant that crossdressing white men are the most oppressed people in society and everybody has to accommodate their every whim and desire otherwise it's literally fascism

imagine pissing next to him in the urinals

right so that's a penis

I'm miserable and my family don't love me anymore

Got the horse cocks mod installed for Oblivion Remastered

you can't be fucking serious bro

not required mate, they're already in power

Good shit. Hamas wokies need whipping

So no change at all from the current situation

don't think that was her point mate you're welcome to read it again though give it another shot

that's so rorke

not sure you how you read that tweet and that was your understanding of it

would

*slams your head into the wall*

i accept your concussion

what about your wife? Fuck what the family think about you desu, you’ve got your own family

it's actually gonna happen
lib and greens leaders lost in the same election
deary me

get out of my fucking house

what wife? not me sorry bro

YWNBAW

dont care

My summer cut starts today lads. Good progress during my bulk even with 2 months injured due to sprained wrist. Slow and steady cut with the aim to lose 5kg by July 4th

yeah

Alberta is going to destroy their chances at independence because their chudette premier is having a melty over our election results lol

oy vey

I believe americans call this a 'truth nuclear weapon'.

you don’t want to talk to me like that. I’m dangerous.

business idea: gibraltarian girlfriends

woo a whole 5kg in 2 months? don't push yourself too hard lad

errrm…..

bitches love they fucking evil hello kitty character

I'm down 19kg since last March, can't believe I got that fat in hindsight.

BASED

Transgenderism is a paedophillic death cult that must be utterly destroyed and it's adherents liquidated.

Brighton XI: Verbruggen; Hinshelwood, Dunk, Van Hecke, Estupinan; Baleba, Wieffer, O'Riley; Minteh, Welbeck, Adingra.

Newcastle XI: Pope; Trippier, Schar, Burn, Livramento; Bruno Guimaraes, Tonali, Willock; Murphy, Isak, Barnes.

It's harder to cut 5kg when you're not a big fat bastard

Yes the whole point is not push myself too hard as I cut too aggressively last year and lost too much muscle in the process. 5kg is a good target, just need to trim body fat a few percentages.

Is /brit/ a King Stephen or Empress Matilda general?

owain

It gets worse

wtf those thighs are massive

LOL

State of it

I know it

that needs scranning, I suppose it’ll have to be me who does the heavy lifting as always around here

sick to bastard death of this egyptian
get out of here you grotty little scrote

would be handing that straight back and telling them to get me one that's not cremated

Bloody hell that's insane, those portion sizes aren't equal.

I acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land on which we are meeting. I pay my respects to their Elders, past and present, and the Elders from other communities who may be here today.

aussies literally have ot say this before any meeting
if they dont they get jailed for 10 years
mental

Buckingham Palace
London
SW1A 1AA

Come round lad, you won't

fine

get him filtered

business idea: forcing pakis to say this at mosques

Egypt is quite obviously the cuck spammers latest gimmick idea, some serious mental illness going on there

Brentford XI: Flekken; Kayode, van den Berg, Collins, Lewis-Potter; Norgaard, Yarmoliuk, Damsgaard; Mbeumo, Wissa, Schade.

Man Utd XI: Bayindir; Fredricson, De Ligt, Shaw; Dorgu, Ugarte, Mount, Amass; Garnacho, Mainoo; Obi.

The sex arse, as it were

Serious?

chuck it in the filter with the rest of the mong flags

in front of catberg?
for shame

Reckon that's healthier than conventional walking?

oh haha I'm at SW1A 0AA, our postcodes are so similar
do you want to come round for tea one day?

just witnessed someone doxxing the king

going in shower

razer user moment

no because the clean up process would cripple you psychologically

state of that united team

catberg there with a bit of brillo pad to keep him occupied

state of your walls

i did tho

everyday the thing I look foward to most is watching porn and posting videos of me doing that online. i can’t wait until i am back home and can finally gape my ass again

:O

post some of the past content

this is not his house kek
look at the plug sockets for instance

manually updating the thread and seeing 10+ posts without a single reply

shut up blud

frick... just wanked to tranny porn again

based r presser

Who’s watching the snooks then? Hoping mark sees off this uppity China man

do birds mind if you touch their beaks?

Rorke looking smug right now
Leftypol turning a blind eye

alright blud, come round man's ends and we'll see who's gonna shutup
I'll shut you up like a lock 'n' lock box.
Westminster Palace, SW1AA 0AA

iranians

get them invaded

shocking

*rapes your arse at 10000000000000000000000 miles an hour*

right time for a heiney

haven't watched h3h3 since 2017 and now Ethan is some kind of crazy person
he looks really unhealthy
is he on drugs?

We should go in and obliterate Iran desu, they’re nothing but trouble, but learn from the mistakes of the past and leave none alive

an arse?

you deserve love like anyone else

haha do I though

It's 5 o clock somewhere wahey!

Should I meet up the with the trans discord friend I met on reddit? We live in the same city

ate too quickly and just sicked up the sausage rolls crisps chocolate and fizzy pop i had a few mintues ago

they're women are fit

he's married to a zionist and thus has gone mental

team adidas or team nike?

yeah why not
worst case scenario is it's a bit boring and you don't do it again

rorke wearing his new transition lens glasses from specsavers

they ain’t gonna shag u I wouldn’t worry about it

what if she wants sex

if u wanna meet the biggest freak in your city who will document every step of your encounter on his/her latest reddit post then yes!

some people are sadly meant to be alone forever. no joking this time

then you get him wanked off obviously

why else would you both take it offline other than sex

nike all the way

Timmy's crush

Have been leaving the house and speaking with a kiwi accent for fun

how old is he? And you

I dunno we mostly talk about anime and video games, I don't have any friends irl

Rorke refusing to buy transition lenses because he doesn't believe in woke trans ideology

Are you black?

we are both in our 30s, we are also unemployed and on the autistic spectrum

wont be funny when it sticks and you talk like that permanently

if he one of those troons that looks cute
or one of them ugly ones

Where's Katy?

fucking get him wanked off

That was a good meeting between the firms, let's hope the match tonight is as fun.

I don't
vile slug of a man me

would you be adverse to filming the encounter and posting it on YouTube so we could observe?

half

her*
I don't know what she looks like

little rorkette

never realised how good brushing your hair is used to just run my hands theougj it in the shower

get her shagged mate

yea but only if it's to beat the shit out of that faggot
total
faggot
death

You’re going to wake up with a kidney missing

they probably look like a monster and people will laugh at you both and take photos

Sven GORAN Ericsson

I don't know what she looks like

God help you then

I don't know what she looks like

ugly then

Well at least you both have several things in common, I say give it a shot

Rorke isn’t that cute