/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

I moved from central mass to central france ama
french drivers in the country put massholes to shame

sexo latinx edition

You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension:

joan baez has the voice of a fucking angel

I suspect he was banned for something else and the jannie just deleted all of his recent posts. Idk how else to explain it

i like femdom

Are there many blacks and nafris in the French countryside?

chris?

I like certain types of femdom

if this was real id join it
all of these specialized dating apps are bots and shemales though

fuck you racist pos

I hate that cunt so much

the manga I was reading got axed and wrapped up with a wet fart in the newest chapter :(

penus

literally why

women aren't into femdom though so of course it's going to be shemales

i'm still mad about double arts and i will never trust shonen jump again

in the actual countryside, no, very few. but in the cities, even small ones with 40k pop, there are very large groups of them in certain parts of town, I assume where the subsidized housing is.
chuck?

my bud from central mass did the exact same thing and moved to ambroise

fuck n suck??

She's a talentless libtard

listen fat

woke up confused

I'm playing Minecraft on peaceful.

It's comfy.

that's true too, it'd be easier to make an app for women who want to be choked

damn I'm an hour from there. I bang a milf in a real estate office there on occasion, who I suspect is married. next time I'm there I'll keep an ear out for a fellow masshole

she has one of the most beautiful voices in the world and no amount of chud seethe can change that

Made diarrhea at work and the toilet won't flush award

working on a sunday

Grim

shart in the mart

what made you want to move to France? front row for the upcoming race war?

i'll have you guys know that pička means pussy in serbian

can I play with your pussy

Ok, anti-White

I am gonna feel super old starting my apprenticeship next February because I will be 23 that's super old to start anything

damn unc why u so old n shieet

I entered HVAC at 28

the whitest thing you can be is enlightened (anti-racist)

Jasonesque post

May the 4th be with you Mr. President!

I hereby renounce racism, forever and ever

I entered your mom at 23

i don't have one. i'm a guy

????

somebody please shoot me

why

This is boomer trash. She's lucky to ride Bob Dylan's coattails

just happens to be where there's a 2nd home in the family that is always unoccupied

(anti-racist)

No, that's the boomerest thing you can be.

actual white history is the huwhite man's burden

Please take my wife!!

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me in the pink bow

that was henny youngman

that pussy meaty as fuck

the white man’s burden was literally anti-racism, believing that the duty of the white man was to show all other races the light and bring them to civilization and equal standing

no respect for henry youngman i tell ya, no respect

want to jack off but I'm also not particularly horny

I tell ya, I get no respect, I threw out my gawbij the other day, just barely made it it time when they were pickin up, the big gorilla picks me up and tries to toss ME in!

ISRAEL

I'm big into astrology. All the women I meet are born under the same sign- For Rent!

Honestly sucks that I dropped out of college instead of staying. My life would have been better if I graduated instead I spent a year saving up and preparing to move to another state

she's not interested!

Anglos are spiritually Jewish

Leveling a new alt in wow (version de clasica)

I bought a book called How To Make It Big. I got ripped off, it was about money

to show all other races the light and bring them to civilization

No, read the text on that pic. It's to govern the other races until they can learn to be self-governing, whether they want it or not. You will note the black guy in the back isn't in "class"

I wish I understood time better when I was younger. The importance of accomplishing certain foundational things at a young age. Now I have to endure like 40 years of misery and regret

My cousin is gay. in school while other kids were dissecting frogs, he was opening flies.

The white mans burden is his wife's black son

Missed my chance to get an apprenticeship this year

I have to wait until next year

I am already 22 so very old

God I am a failure

mexicanas são gostosas

this is good
did you come up with this yourself?

kurčić means little dick in serbian

She's in Miami Beach

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it

can you use it in a sentence?

My parents took me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all

We had to dissect pigs :/

Technically speaking, IBM owns the weather

your mom fucked 3 dogs at once?

his kurčić couldn't sexually satisfy her

how old were you

Why do you lust for women with boys bodies?

I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?' He said, 'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'

Well if you see me passin' by and you sit and you wonder why
And you wish that you were a rambler too
Nail your shoes to the kitchen floor, lace 'em up and bar the door
Thank your stars for the roof that's over you
And I can't help but wonder
Where I'm bound, where I'm bound
Can't help but wonder where I'm bound

You've made this post like 9 million times do you ever shut the fuck up?

I tell ya, when my wife has sex, she screams. Especially when I walk in on her

There's a nigga reading this rn named Jaxton or Braxton lmaoo

just walk on the jobsite and give the foreman a firm shake of his penis, and hope he takes after vito

I haven't seen that post before

I fucked her in that hotel

I'm a good lover though, when I make love to a woman, she scratches, she screams and then she realizes I'm not going to take no for an answer

She's not beating the White boy allegations frfr

i am listening to monk arsenije. he preaches christ so superbly! i feel warmth around my heart when i listen to him. you guys should check him out. he drives a tiguan
youtu.be/fPwghszG1jE?si=3jTNcIsbkXuew2yJ

kek

see no matter how many times i post it there'll always be folks who haven't seen it yet. i want to teach as many people as i possibly can

aren't there DnD chuds who still play with the older manuals and ignore the newer editions?

Just last week a gypsy rotated my tires, From my car to his

yeah. they're also just better games because 5th is retarded casual drivel pleasing no one

so mote it o algo

was watching some old cigarette commercials and the comment section was filled with angry boomers who got cancer from smoking

A cop arrested me for flashing, he took me to small claims court

we should do a dnd session

umm chuddy, race cannot be class they must be separate. Orcs can be lawful good clerics and anyone who says otherwise is racist against blahpipo

It's a bad gimmick

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i wonder how many people only smoked because of commercials. not because of other people doing it around them, not because they tried it on a whim and enjoyed it, just because the tv said it was good.

What would Jewtube comments be without retarded boomers, thirdies, 7 year olds, and bots?

Well, I'm riding down Kingsleeeeeeeeeeeey
Figuring I'll get a drink
Well I turn the radio up loud
So I don't have to think
Then I take her to the floor
Looking for a moment when the world seems riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
And I tear into the guts
Of something in the night

Xochitl

How do you pronounce this?

I work shifts so it's all the same to me

sneed?

Diamonds and Rust is a nice song

idk go look at comments on videos from 10 years ago?

i started smoking cause all the hot girls at the skate park liked guys who smoked

He couldn't afford a $60k truck last year as any 18 year old can, so his life is basically over now

that was a smart move

women started smoking because sigmund freud's nephew said he could psychologically manipulate women into thinking cigarettes are cool

Karen Carpenter > Joan Baez

yeah well ive quit now but yeah that was my reason. call it retarded but i credit it has how i lost my virginity at 16

for the taste that you like, light up a Lucky Strike™

18 year olds are supposed to drive their dads old beater truck

back then it was just was IG is now, people spamming the worst slurs and hate comments. It was a much better time...

There's a nigga reading this rn named Jaxton or Braxton lmaoo

It's really quite baffling how so many amerifats are apparently allergic to normal names. God forbid you name your child David or William or something like that; no, it absolutely has to be fucking "Jaxxon" or some other trailer trash nonsense like that.

I'm increasingly convinced that being a United-Statian is a mental illness in and of itself.

went to rest my head on my wifes lap last night

can clearly smell her sweaty pussy

Olivia Rodrigo >>>> Joan shitmonkey

My nephews are named Braiden and Steele

Really hope I have all daughters and no son
I was such a little cunt when I was a boy

got a second cousin named Jaxton

not a fan of her huh?

How was church today?

My cousin named her kid Branch

I wish, old beater trucks are few and far between these days. 20yo short bed supercab "lifestyle" trucks are still going for more than 20k. You can find old 250's and stuff for cheap sometimes, but not often

i wan't to be the greatest. like no one before

fact: the best white boomers have a really close boomer hispanic friend

everyone looked at me like i was a piece of garbage

i know a kid named tanjerine

that’s the pokemon song isnt it

the carpenters are dull and sleep inducing

Kek why

I don't think someone's merit is decided by the ethnic makeup of their friends

All boomers deserve to be gassed

May your first child be a masculine child

it is!

Was he black?

Are you saying a halfling cannot be stronger than Orc Barbarian or Giant? Check your privilege chud, stats are not assigned at birth but merely a social convention

will you go, laddy, go?

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

So harmonic, melodic and angelic they can put a weary soul to sleep immediately

Yes

my boss said I can go home early because im deadweight

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

you just know it smells crazy in there fr

/cum/ is it really true that "the Jews" are trying to undermine white, Western civilization via guilt-tripping and mass migration?

I still cant get a fucking job

The endeavor to capture these extraordinary creatures constitutes my genuine examination, while the cultivation and training of them represents my ultimate objective
I shall traverse the vast expanses of land, meticulously searching in every conceivable direction

i was wearing a hawaiian shirt and basketball shorts

no

she's a white ginger

yellow is the color of my true love’s hair when we rise

Nice. Did you participate?

why?

dunno about you guys but i love huge breasts

Don't care. I want to marry you

you tell me

women love big dicks

what happened to your buddy alberto

maybe you're not applying?

think they’d find my 7.5 inches enough?

I send out 7-10 applications a day

My dream house will be filled with these squirrel portals

if you're not an horse dont even bother

I didn't see him, not sure what part of the beach he likes.

movie ads now show the ''''audience''''' score

Grim also rotten tomatoes was the worst thing to happen to film

perhaps it’s the color of the sun cut flat i’m covering

rotten tomatoes was the worst thing to happen to film

Why

These pictures of Mexicans really make me appreciate being born in a White state

donald trump if you can hear me please save me donald trump please get these people away from me

rotten tomatoes calculates audience score out of 10 but critic score is purely thumbs up/ down so you see a lot of 90% critic 45% audience

Wtf is wrong with fhe jannies today I don't want to have to keep checking desuarchive every 5 minutes

Yeah I know but how has that ruined film?

LET ME IN NAW
LET ME IN NAW
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NAW

i am talking with my mom on whatsapp. she says hello

it's created a divide where studios try to make movies just for critics or just for audience score and fuck the other

I feel pretty hungry right now

hello! hope you’re having a blessed Sunday!

Non americans love whatsapp because they don't have iphones

(((credit score))) goes down for no reason

leafs have a credit score

LMAO

guy who loves Vedic texts but hates Indians

1 kilo of gold is this little thing smaller than your hand and its like half a million, crazy

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**cums on that**

small thing is...SMALL???????

ask her if she wants my kurcic

Around $100,000, not half a million

where are the sexicans?

is boredom truly as evil as they say

thats over half a million monkeyzillian dollars

Single mom of 3 kids looking for something serious

is eating soup fruity?

Boredom isn't evil but it's fruits can be

it's fruity to ask such a retarded question

yes. women love soup. men love STEW

Test

icles

??

Female-led dating

What a horrible idea.
I tried Bumble, which only requires women to be the one sending the first message and they are too lazy to do even that. It's losing money and probably going bankrupt soon.

I've gotten more dates from bumble than other apps desu

but he's right they changed the entire model of the site because women hated making the first move lol

As an American, buying guns and ammunition is a better investment than gold.

When it used to be enforced my one female friend showed me her bumble, she would just send "hey" to every guy she matched with

non-stop ammo "shortage" since like 2012

why hasn't the invisible hand fixed this o algo

I miss being single and having fun on dating apps

women live life on easy mode, it's so ridiculous we pretend otherwise (mostly for pussy)

I'd still rather be a man than a women

watch law and order

Lol!

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i like how british people say weekend like week-end

Is that now how you and I say it?

Well, I wouldn't want to be a housecat either but nobody pretends their lives are difficult.

unlike us leafs who say The Weeknd

he says it more like

veekend

karmelo soprano

I'm a head case

this is so true

ancestors of all american neets

Elisha Cuthbert

Caramel

watching ufl. i think i'm gonna grab some cans at halftime, because texas is playing flipping texas and i'm feeling desperate hahaha

KARMELO CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT DA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Americans would rather become deranged shut-ins than interact with neighbourhood blacks

Can you really blame them though?

Ill have the gabagool

women will take a book to the beach or the park to take a photo with it then put it away

mama mia getta me summa SPAGHETTI

Beating up spinsters coochie until she screams and breaks her headboard

smart. everything is about appearances in this world

leave the thread for like 45 minutes

10 new posts

pick up the pace you obese morons

may the fourth be with you

never been to prom

I'm expected to be at certain places at certain times

For me it's fox girls

when will 4channelle get it's own gork

I've tried to order birria but the Mexican staff can never understand my pronunciation of it for some reason

1-4 go for a bike ride
5-8 go for a hike
9 go for a run
0 let /cum/mies decide for me

13% of hogwarts wizards are responsible for 50% of avada kedavras

here's a truck stop instead of st peter
yah yah yah yah

We need to start lynching Slytherins

a group of ants just walked away with my picnic basket

defense against the dark arts

Need head

do canadians have prom?

Not at my high school

instead of prom I stayed home and played TLOU and it was a good decision because everyone said prom was gay

Hoe ass nigga

top player

teammate is literally 5-13 and starts talking shit

call him bad, poor, low IQ a renter, unbaptized, divorced/unmarried parents, tell him he has work tomorrow

he spazzes out

"k-kick this guy! Get him the fuck out of here!"

votes to kick fail

tries to kick the one guy voting no and says "we gotta kick this guy first!"

that kick fails(because I didn't vote, obviously)

he teamkills me in spawn and gets kicked

gayson cant handle banter so he starts acting like a sperg

Jason why are you so toxic?

it was 2013 and it was good back then faggot

semen

and played TLOU

grind on bitches

gay apparently

simulated lesbian adventures

straight apparently

we had school dances every few months but not proms with matching dresses and shit. school dances were casual attire
the pageantry and shit around high school and college in general isnt really a thing here, but there are a few party universities

we've reached the gofundme stage of the soy right

having that on your PC is definitely not gay

He started it, I finished it.

why was your shitty teammate talking shit tho

White women....

My HS prom was held in the club section of our city's NFL stadium, it was fun

what were you playing?

New

my prom was at the big convention center and my mexican buddy and i ditched our dates to go get high

He got picked on T side at A on mirage and was like "I'm glad yellow is not standing next to me holding my hand!" and I was like "I don't like your attitude" and he didn't apologize so I unloaded and stopped winning rounds.

he deserved it for being brown

There wasn't anything like that in the og TLOU

Too bad about her face