ANOTHER LOVELY FUCKING BIG FUCKING ARSE edish
/brit/
not many people know that Glinner had a stroke in his 20s, which is why he looks weird and has questionable views
oh my CHRIST TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE YOU FREAK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
t. trannard
NO. NOBODY SHOULD BE OBSESSED WITH ANY SUBJECT THIS MUCH. FUCK OFF.
Get this hog off my screen!
um
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
biological woman with a dildard in her pants?
timmy's weakness
I appreciate creativity like that.
The english speak like garden gnomes, as one soul stated in a post. It is endearing. Kind of like the cute aliens in Futurama who can swallow things 100 times their size.
Love Indian women me.
lock it up
tenting makes extra space for it in the anterior fornix and also an orgasm in the woman can help retain some of it because the vagina will be tighter after
so it really depends on the arousal level and possible orgasm in the woman you see
No, and insisting on that is sexist and misogynistic. Plain as that.
Forgot to link post
um
are they...
project on creep.
got the f1 on
India
83% Hindu
14% Muslim
2% Christian
2% Sikh
0.2% Atheist
Indians in the UK
42% Hindu
21% Sikh
13% Muslim
12% Christian
5% Atheist
interesting that, aye?
why does she have so much jew ink?
dont know how cunts can watch that tripe
they just go round the track in the order they started in and barely overtake
are you wagies ready for monday?
an asre perchance to sex
I actually don't hate my job
Like it's a pain in the arse having to be there
But I'm the Accounts department manager and I kind of like the autism of keeping the spreadsheets and wages and purchase and sales ledger up to date
Like I wouldn't choose to do it for fun but I don't wake up hating it at all. Bike to work, turn up late, fuck off loads, not really bothered by anyone, personal assistant, happy days..
bastard star took so long to get
dumb bastard star
Yeah, I'm going to a carboot sale and then hopefully do a bit of tidying if I can be arsed.
I like the toil, lads
Own office, Latvian with massive chebs, wor kwith around 90% women and on average I'd say at least 80% of them are rapeable
whats wrong with tattoos
The Irish and brown people bonding over their similarities
Just checked out Employed Woman's youtube channel.
It's a man.
No question now.
went to a trans rights protest yesterday
where are all the fit trannies? all the ones there looked like blokes and most were fat or balding or both
link
Had fish and chips last night. Was on the shitter all day ffs.
Thanks bongs
help him out for 24 million?
Can't post because I don't wanna get banned for doxxing or whatever (jannies are strict on that now lol) but if you check the archives you'll find it.
no shit columbo
why do you think we call him sacked tranny?
Sir Vis Charge
The Jehovah's Witnesses have a lack men in their organisation. There are not enough men to marry all the young Jehovah's Witness women.
me? on 33k, live at home and save all my money lol
is morrowind worth playing
i very much liked oblivion and skyrim but i tried morrowind before and it the combat is rubbish
why do you think we call him sacked tranny?
just for a laugh
Half of Britons ‘would not fight for their country under any circumstances today’
standard.co.uk
you will fight to protect our multicultural society, right rorke?
Sir Ten Lee
The Supreme Court has ruled that Sacked Tranny is a MAN
I am in such a shitty situation man it fucking sucks
There aren't enough young men, therefore young Jehovah's Witness women of marriage age (18-19) have to marry older men
me on 26k stay in my parents flat and spend £1,000 every 3 weeks mostly on booze
mumberg keeps telling me that I lack empathy
might go to a therapist - see if I can get it sorted
brother tell us your woes
:/
just so you're aware, the jehovah's witness spammer is heathermong
If you join the Jehovah's Witnesses you can marry an 18-19 year old of your choosing within 3 months
eat out to help out
was trying to find some on adultwork but instead i saw cheadle mentioned
ye but jw is false its' not the christian truth so you would be going to hell for eternity
age gap relationships are normal and nobody cares. i've never seen anyone irl complain about this cept for mentally ill people on twitter
ayo
imagine getting bricked for paks and blacks.
Saw a white guy with long dirty dreadlocks today. Disgusting
the latter dies easily
Got a little cut/scab on my chap's rim and it hurts lads
i find the most erotic part of a woman is the eyes
Sir Loin Steak
good.
then it must be done
any massively assymetrical face to the point of having 2 faces like that famous statue of the angel and demon men in?
for me its the arse cheeks
that scos ure gay
Why is /brit/cel so slow now?
Jehovah's Witness girls are married at 18-19 as unblemished virgins. The man's age doesn't matter because "we'll all be the same age in the Kingdom of Heaven"
ok
was the zesty mandem baton too wide
Syphilis
reminds me of that .webm of a mantis eating a man's knobby
(jannies are strict on that now lol)
screaming
We don't care, heatherschizo
wanna see my dick here?
The most erotic part of a woman are her legs.
Thunder thighs
toned calves
delicious feet
suckable toes
Yumm
Oh my dayyys
whats a chaps rim. is this a japs eye or an arse
Kip!
here comes the train
?
hi can you spare a few minutes to talk with me about our saviour mohammed pbuh
I am good
28 years old
kissless handholdless virgin
no friends for 10+ years at this point
wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online
hobbies/interests are all solitary things
poor social skills
panic about being exposed as a virgin
don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected
afraid to show my own personality around women
filled with regrets and humiliation
only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me
will never have a family of my own
relatives similar in age to me are starting families
assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband
constantly self-conscious and critical of myself
feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up
given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitute
never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation
tried using Bumble, hardly any likes
Considering hiring an escort. Thoughts?
it's not right to say the name of G-d. J's witnesses should be stoned
do you lack an imagination or do you just refuse to imagine unpleasant circumstances?
no one asked
Do you toil?
If so look for a place with women who you wouldn't find attractive and start toiling there to get used to talking to them
why am I in this position?
ain't worth canceling it
>panic about being exposed as a virgin
this doesnt happen after year 11
kek some of these are me
Just gym until you can overpower a drunk slag behind some alley. They wont remember in the morning (usually)
Rorke's da
being hungover is nearly worth it just for how great you feel when u finally get through it and start coming out the other side got enough energy to climb a mountain
no friends for 10+ years at this point
wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online
hobbies/interests are all solitary things
poor social skills
don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected
afraid to show my own personality around women
filled with regrets and humiliation
ktim
ok
scemaiugn
mate people sre sitll virgins after 16 i'm still a virgin now at 34
In the Jehovah's Witnesses, it's common for a girl of 18 or 19 to marry a guy in his 30s or 40s
looking good bruh
KWAB
Never seen a poor farmer
i mean the exposure
NOW THAT'S THE FUCKING INSPIRATION CANSLAD NEEDED, LAD
HON THE FUCKING CANS
]
Thought about this a lot now:
10 Ingrid Bergman
9 Heather Graham
8 Scarlett Johansson/Emma Stone/Lady Gaga
7 Rosamund Pike/Karen in Goodfellas/Gillian Anderson
6 Sidney Sweeney/Natalie Portman
5 Zoey Deschannel
I was sleeping
KC REMAIN UNDEFEATED
Oh it was just your ridiculous beliefs that’s all
Sir Blue Labour
nigger pussy deserves fares' dick
might move to thailand
Sir Wog Deporter
What would you be doing if you weren't addicted to the internet?
Honestly think I would just do some other time wasting activity
you know the difference?
fucking LOVE rocket league. going to get on there right now in fact
What's with Egyptian mousey, he's been here for days. Quite funny honestly
?
filthy kuffar:
muhammad (pbuh) was a pedophile!
britishers:
this is me
anybody watching millionaire
the best gameshow
Riding freight trains around america and eating canned beans in my tent
nah the snooks
DestinyDeville.jpg
legend
I am an idiot
no argument from me, we should've got rid of the monarchy centuries ago
new special interest heatherpaedo?
yeah but it's mostly full fof men
Rorke would get decimated on The Weakest Link
what's your old comrade doing here?
Sir Noose in the Hayloft
i'm wildly racist and i won 4 grand on the chase
why is it whenever someone is playing music loudly, you can absolutely guarantee it will be shit music?
Doubt it
Romesh Ranganathan smugly asking Rorke the patriot what the privy council is
rorke sputtering and swearing and resorts to calling him a paki bhenchod to save face
can't go beyond it
What did you tell Bradders you were going to do with the money
little bit of both
The Jehovah's Witnesses need more men to join
Join your local Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall and in a few months' time, you could be getting married to an 18-year-old virgin of your choosing
jw.org
screaming
grim alkie twat
haha
cool
going to become a professional fanny schmelar
You're only a virgin because you want to be
If you were serious about wanting to lose it, you'd join the JWs. They'd pair you up with an 18-19-year-old slim virgin within a few months of joining.
Hate those cunts
Sir Jewish Wife
:(
im christian so i will not join a heretical organisatino
Grow up.
chiefing a clickum rn
and choosing what i'll post tonite
off-topic
spamming/flooding
advertising/begging
the big down-side however is that she won't shag until your married, and you have to pretend to be a lunatic for her to want to marry you
So you'd rather stay a virgin because the Jehovah's don't think Jesus is God?
Get in
What would your specialist subject on Mastermind be?
weird
If you're Asian, come to italy and fuck our women
the big down-side however is that she won't shag until your married
That's not a downside. I want to marry a pure virgin.
phwoar lads you know what
Had a fucking eyelash in my eye since Friday night
only just pulled it out and the relief is unfathomable
you really have to experience some pain to appreciate how wonderful life is
I'll be back to my miserable self on the morrow no doubt
/brit/ gimmicks (pre-2020)
yes lol rather that than eternal damnation
south asian cheb areola size and shade
the life and works of booktok influencer ruby granger
Anon Babble
heathermong is such a perma-incel freak that joining a cult is his only path to pussy
hate how comfy I think this looks
I am good
Sir Thread Meister
queer clubbing in london 2022-2024
scrghjesagm
I get eyelashes on my fingers and I'll think what if I touched my willy and got one up my pee hole
she organised an eyes wide shut party and only invited 1 person - her "very best friend" Blakeney
girl...
Off to get the BIG cans, lads
I would like you people to recommend me a film to watch. Ideally one that will be amusing when drunk and also feature rather attractive skinny females with lovely big fucking arses (that are small and flat)
suicide methods
literally nobody in the uk eats this apart from pretentious poncey southern tourist cafes
yeah
absolutely ridiculous distribution of mash
what the fuck is that?
Anyone else coast through life on charm and good fortune? Only earn 27k me yet yet soon me and the mrs will own a 600k house and have the funds to buy property abroad through various deeds of good will from others and 0% hard work on my part
scu-reaming
Not a date but rather a party for 2
It's June 2025
You've ordered some beers for the lads, put out a right nice spread of burgers and sausages and the like
It's 31 degrees outside but that just means the girls who've come round are wearing no-sleeve shirts and miniskirts.
You've invited the lads around to watch the (club) World Cup
Everyone's jubilant and you remember...it's on Channel 5
would lose my erection on the spot desu
what a pointless channel
I masturbated yesterday
Only earn 27k me yet yet soon me and the mrs will own a 600k house
Literally how
Channel 5 has some decent kino
even the james webb space telescope - the most powerful optical instrument created by man costing over $10b and taking a team of thousands of genius scientists and engineers two decades to build - couldn't find my cock
looks alright
youtubeberg went and recommended me a compilation of feet scenes in the simpsons, why would they go and do that I wonder?
oh? name one
name ONE
What else do you disagree with them about?
cannae move
nah I was good
Big Poz Load Eid Special
applying for a job at spoons
I bet you never wore contacts because you're so anxious about touching in/around your eyes. That's a natural instinct but if you wear contacts you get used to it
I want the Australian to suffer
why don't you just wear glasses
what do you mean? you think them having an incorrect view of christ (and therefore salvation, existence, etc etc) is not a big enough problem? lol
ktim
England sire
so does someone want to explain to me why the egyptian flag is doing irrelevant AI-esque responses to random posts?
Quite fucking annoying dare I say so
Got given 300k for a deposit on our house. Like-ability is a very underrated life skill
i don't see any of those posts anymore :)
it's a bot
ok
Can I post pics from my phone or is there some funny EXIF business going on that doxes me
Deano and the lads take turns on a young Syrian twink
Need buildabet suggestions. I have a free one to use.
If that were the case I'd have been doxxed a long time ago
thanks
Anon Babble has stripped exif data for years newfag
That's correct Andrew
haha alri
goes without saying doesn't it
yeah I trust Anon Babble to not fuck up and dox me somehow lol
2
I will be more gay
I'm paranoid bro
But ok thanks
bit weird to think that Aryans conquered India and most of them speak Indo-European languages when they're so brown
I'm an atheist
ok thanks
I was doxxed by Anon Babble years ago. None of it matters lad.
Woooow. That's bonkers
hate life and myself
I like it
Given by whom
how do you go from spamming AI images of grotesque black men with questionably aged girls to evangelising for the jehovah's witnesses
he is seriously messed up
on your way out, make a spectacle of it
You're an incel virgin
he's probably one of those barely functioning <80IQ autists you come across sometimes
im sorry
i could eat eel pie with the slimey snottery bogey gravy but i hate the way they smear the mash on to the plate like that. makes it look like theyve cleared food off of plates to take them to to dispose of it
current net worth is £115k
not bad
of course if I ever decide to take my own life I will stream it for the lads on /brit/
That actually gets me wondering like what's the most softcore type shit that are still considered legitimate films Lol
Done him
what does pussy smell like?
i don't know much about much, but i know one thing. i would absolutely hate to be deaf.
Some lovely thick arses on the blokes in Starship Troopers (1997)
there's a youtube video that features some gay cockney pie restaurant and all the comments are making fun of how bad it looks
don't see it
it pie night
what's in a gay cockney pie?
free Luigi
i know he killed brian thompson
but come on it's Luigi!!!!
as you started it
90k in the house
30k in the nest pension
40k in the various isas, savings accounts and gia
total of 160k
ok
spring breakers (2012)
rights for whites
is that too much to ask?
Jehovah's Witnesses demand high standards of morality within their ranks.Their view of sexual behavior reflects conservative Christian views. Abortion is considered murder. [Homosexuality, premarital sex, and extramarital sex are considered "serious sins". Gender transitioning is considered "contrary to nature" and sex reassignment surgery is considered a form of "mutilation". If a transgender person "who has already undergone a mutilating operation of this sort" wishes to become a member of the denomination, the person is expected to live according to their biological sex, and to leave their spouse if biologically the same sex.
the same thing that's in every cockney pie because cockneys are gay(and cringe)
what does pussy smell like?
WOULD ANYONE ELSE HATE TO BE DEAF? WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT DEAFNESS? IT'S ON MY MIND.
I don't know I am a virgin
I believe I got it
cockney hater is also a virgin
quell surprise
sure
im 22 and going deaf
would you rather be deaf or unable to hear anything
evening lads
they serve it with lick'im
i could be deaf but i couldn't be blind
I am not mugging you
small infrequent doses of estrogen can actually have positive effects for men
got ugly forsyth spots all over my balls
scneimg
it was one spot that's all from here
need a nappy change
init bloody mental how a nigerian anchor baby is in charge of the conservatives
it's almost parody
why do you keep replying to all my posts
no offence but i'm not that into you
i would fuck her silly
Can it be that bad?
the tories as I call them are a dead and gay party anyway so it makes perfect sense for them to have a random black lady as their leader
Bruce Forsyth sex arse
Like going to gigs
Like watching movies, playing games (less so now) and reading
Like tasting food
Maybe I could give up my sense of smell or touch. Have a lot of aches and pains and discomforts and smelling things isn't necessary.
She's an ugly boon though
mad how are bruce, veteran of light entertainment tv, died a clean man
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
the worst thing about being a 30+ year old virgin isn’t even the lack of sex
it’s knowing you will die alone
all my birth family will die of old age
I will have no partner or children to look after me in my old age
I will leave no legacy
screamnig
nice nice
yeah think its cos she's attainable
so what
your legacy is a faggot anyway
#
It depends how much you want it
If you joined the Jehovah's Witnesses you could be married to a virgin before the end of this year
From my observation of how it works for breeders it's not that different for them
Either way you end up terrified in a nursing home bed with people you don't know or trust
I will kill around 4 fuckless niggers in the hall to my bathroom