LOVELY FUCKING BIG ARSE edish
/brit/
bongs consider this "big"
woah steady on canslad
that might be too big to post
gimme a pizza de action haha
Millennials saw this and thought it was ridiculously massive
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
jaw
waist to shoulder ratio
Erm canslad.... i do believe that is a bloke...
some of us don’t enjoy exercise
such a bizzare comment, you know we're done as a species when walking is considered too much hard work.
Early and you fucked it. Now we all are fucked.
the problem isn't the amount he's eating it's that his diet is horribly unbalanced
two eggs a slice of cheese and some milk isn't going to make it
well walking with heavy bags is hard work, especially in this heat
i do gym in the morning, walk an hour to work which is lifting heavy stuff in a warehouse.
you're just a lazy cunt lmao
Meanwhile gen z has this lmfao
Big Brother Britain
never quite understood whats so funny about takeaway pasta
Mmm yeah I love that shit
Er, lads, I was just joking.
I was thinking of her because I was wondering if she'd consent to getting drugged and letting me rape her
Nothing unusual, lads.
the trafford centre is the peak of english civilisation
I've had about 1400 calories of food today
I don't see how that implies I'm fat
you don't have autism
too much ass
not enough ass
Rorkes daughters gangrape being caught in 4K with one of these
Huh? Are you getting a pizza?
I dont trust people born in the 21st century
A man must be true to his nature.
china is a surveillance state tho!!!!
chuds just keep winning
eat ing elftover pizza
Mash pie liquor
i really hate fresh bananas, think they taste better a couple days after buying them desu
china has all that and more so yes its a surveillance state.
dont think i've ever seen someone say we're not slipping into that territory.
Lads, let's say you got the cans tonight. What's the plan?
looking disgusting, thank god im asian
good to let the ripen a bit, from what i've heard
that's because the starch converts to sugar
Yeah but china is 90%+ han Chinese while the UK is...
scranning some mental elftover pasta
ok?
BIG ARSE
Is that ár Keira by the way?
Now do English migrants in Wales and Scotland
fuuuuuuuck id demolish that though a hole in her jeans with my 4 incha'. I dont even like asian girls
It is the big arse Keira
*enters thread*
Realistically ppl are eating bananas in the middle 3 sections
... Is this what passes for "big" in the Britannia and Ireland? Pathetic, you should see some of the black illegal immigrants who get here, her ass weighs more than the rest of her body minus tits and she's not obese.
We are trapped in unsellable newbuild homes after a £52m dual carriageway was built on our doorsteps... it's been horrendous living here
looks like a normal road to me
dual carriageway my arse
There was less than 15% white parts in 2001? 'uckin 'ell chuds been asleep at the wheel
Cool I like pizza
snooker is chinese now
How does that make you feel, /brit/?
yeah?
You do realise there are more blacks in the UK than all of north Africa
wew, didn't know that, i eat second bit as earliest, proper fresh green bananas taste weird
Snooker was invented by Indians so it's fine
Having a nice mental health lie down atm
... Wawa wewa! But do they have asses and tits you could sleep on?
eat yellow bananas
turn brown bananas into pancakes
fun fact:
Joseph and Mary were Palestinian Jews
and banana bread
with walnuts
state of the west has me going mental
Hey al-britaniyyahs
Is there a clear division between northern english dialects and scots? If not then how do you know the norf fc boomer is norf and not scot
I like the texture of underripe bananas.
Definitely wouldn't consume any of those *mixed-brown* sections unless I *ground them up* to make banana bread.
you can get some from the shop if you like
they sell it there
just stop buying new builds
rent forever if the only alternative is buying a new build
Is there a clear division between northern english dialects and scots?
yes
there is a very clear division
just have a beer?
>Is there a clear division between northern english dialects and scots?
yes, the divide is called existence
I have some at home but i might order dominos
glinner went round with a tire iron and smashed out the windows of a 15 year old trans folx home and crept about like the pink panther wearing a guy fawkes mask. his wang eye was captured on every ring doorbell in the locale
watching Trap (2024)
ok
Honestly sometimes i don't want to leave my sister's house because it feels like everything will rob me blind
there a clear division between northern english dialects and scots
Yes the dialect changes immediately upon across the border
whenever someone posts a ghibli ai slop, i reach to my pistol
heard it's one of his worst
hi rooski
is there a difference between the alcoholic mongs and the alcoholic mongs in russia? if not how do you tell them apart?
Thinking about the nation and people of India and crying
practicing WWE moves on my gran
By pistol you mean your cock?
No that’s bad for my mental health
for me, it's the steiner screwdriver
whenever someone posts a ghibli ai slop, i reach to my pistol
That's when I reached for my revolver!
how to become a venture capitalist? it's my dream job. yet i have no money.
be a jew
Just keep doing your nine to five, then wait. It will all become clear…
i'm half jewish! i have thought many times about this perhaps being why i am so good at knowing whether an idea will take off or not.
*barks at you*
tryiing to eat sugar to make me healthy
Peatpilled
canslad continuing his internet psychosis for another day i see
Sugar is unhealthy and not good for your mental health
Legit wish we could have another french revolution I work in a gated community and country club it makes me angry how these people act
boring people shouldn't be allowed to make things
wrong I pass out and go into a coma without eating sugar and that's not healthy
and mental health doesn't exist
Paddy Pimple
We don't drink alcohol in russia. It's considered haram
Right, lads
I think I'll be off to bed instead of going on day 3 of te cans
try messaging venture capitalists on linkedin and ask them how
a degree at a top uni is a good start
We don't drink alcohol in russia.
Thinking mental health doesn’t exist stops you from trying to improve your mental health
12 hours of drinking yesterday drunk so much my insides hurt and cant conceive of drinking any more
honey no
Are you horny yet Irish guys?
i saw diego in trisha's last night
strange thing was he was in the band
ever worried that when you were drunk you tried to rape one of your pals and they only don't mention it around you out of awkwardness?
What makes nerds be attracted to lolis/loli adjacent women?
no
Got zero energy. I can force myself to workout and go to toil, but that's pretty much it.
she's got me by the balls again lads
we are not irish here
ok what about something else other rape
it loomignons
I love Asian chicks from Russia on Chaturbate so much its unreal, thank you Ivan
Thoughts?
and mental health doesn't exist
What about physical health?
de blue too dewice is nao connacted
Bit mad how everyone had those big protests about racism or kneeling or whatever all that was about and now nobody cares anymore and that’s all over with despite the fact that literally nothing has changed.
Seems like a big waste of everyone’s time in hindsight.
yeah I have asked almost every girl or woman that I've drunk a lot with to come back home with me but none of them seem to mind
look up USS liberty
Woman dead and three others including a child injured after car ploughed into pedestrians
did obama did this journalists would be like 'this is exactly the kind of whimsy the office need!'
Me when I’m having a picnic with the USS Liberty and there’s a helicopter flying above us
Wonder how he's feeling lately.
Maybe the driver had bad mental health. We never think about these things!
Mad to think this picture is 20 years old now
like a natural... womaaaan
Based meme president
It was all a psyop
I have unironically asked a female if she's ever been shagged up the arse.
if they hate the climate so much why do they bloody live there
i'll never understand this
Spaffing Brit: Oblivion is a perfectly balanced game
I remember people getting mad because he wore a brown suit once mate
wish i could fix my sleep schedule
alas body and brainberg won't allow it
Just spend literally day exercising and you can go to sleep as early as you want
that was just the conservatard echo chamber. not MSM
Iggy Pop looking a little rough
don’t wanna exercise tho
luv her
i'm glad that all I do when completely shitfaced is take selfies
fun times in the camera roll with terrible blurry drunk photos
not a fan of violent drunks
she has a little bairn now
how time flies
gay boy
very tempted to run out for a few beerskis
is she from rec the horror movie
this country is suffering from terminal progressive brainrot, american strain
It's maam!
I thought this is exclusive to germany
inb4 um
The woman at the shack up the street
Mandem
Pardon me lad, but I think you’re in the wrong general.
battieboy this
anybody else start oblivion remastered then think fuck this ive played it all before i know whats going to happen then gave up
That's a large vagina!
thats some long labia
would you pee here
fuck it
going on a very small expedition for some cans
Not even going to bother, it's my least favourite of the series, and I still vividly remember how quickly the constant Oblivion gates got on my tits.
mega based, i saw this and lost it.
10 pack of stubbies from Lidl for £3.49 get in there
i'm a very odd drunk myself
i start satirising drunkenness to sort of deflect how drunk i am
but i'll make mention of that fact as i'm doing it too
i saw a bloke lying half on the path half on the road and just skipped across the road so i woudnt get caught up in that shit. does that make me a bad person. ind of thinking i should have phone an ambulance . but i was only in the area picking someone up and couldnt leave them plus i see tons of drugged out mongs in the same position plus the residents should have been the ones to help
that is one long pussy
eat food
naa fuck him druggy mongs should all be shot
I deserve a yellow gf to spaff on me
Exercising is a meme anyway
if its plumbed in then sure. good view. private. hygienic. efficient . they should build these in the streets around football stadiums specifically int he places that men piss now. a bit like how they wait until desire lines are formed before they pave them
poo
not sure if he was a druggy. might have been a stroke. didnt get close enough to find out because i've always been the dictionary definition of a scaredy cat
poo screaming
imagine going to a vibey bar in soho and seeing the diegster as the mc lol lmao even
Pls wear sareee pls
think i need to start doing more than 10,000 steps
getting very annoyed at my body being an unwilling participant in my desire to not be a fat cunt
it had a 26 year run it's time for change
don't care mate
It's interested to see what posts the user made previously when they get banned.
Very interesting indeed sir.
10k steps aint gona stop you being afat cunt mate
you gota eat less
also if you go clubbing like proper club say techno for 6 hours can do 40k steps np
just got one, she's great
interesting but rarely surprising
you seem to be an expert on being a fat cunt mate, got a lot of experience?
no just an iq above 50 x
9PM on a Sunday UK Time is way too late to start an F1 race absolutely ridiculous
choose wisely
Done that rotund bastard.
step counting is for women who work in offices 8 hours a day and then go home to do daycare where a baby just lies on them the rest of the day as they watch tv
as a regular man, i do 13 to 25k steps daily
1.5L of lager for 50p
the chinese have it so easy
shower taken
beard oiled
arse cleaned of the bleeding
clothes equipped
Fuck me, lads. I'd get the cans but no idea what to do for the rest of the night
where can this information be viewed?
bank holiday tomorrow
they will cancel the race because of rain anyway
scroll up nigga
one of the carbergs has done 3 diarrea poos outside the litter box for some reason
thats a problem for tomorrow
the gothdem
proper club say techo
faggot
between two men?
project on
Thinking about Emma Watson’s poo lads.
literally everything in existence reminds me in some way of the ex gf and is deeply triggering
maybe you should think about growing up
(8) no stresso no stresso no need to be depresso (8)
if you really love something you can let it go
what you have is creepy autistic incel obsession
A MAN SAYING HE HAS A "WORK LIFE BALANCE"
IS FUCKING DEAD
today ive had
peanut butter and jam sandwich
3 cups of coffee
leftover chicken and jalepeno bites from last nights take away along with the leftover pepperoni pizza
apple
yoghurt
steak with side salad
strawberries and cream
1 lager
diego shaking his ass to gay porn music again
Meal prep for a few days
Two whole lives for £5
msot cultural australian
what size bussy you got
Think I met that chick in the middle in real life once back in my comic con days.
your arse is going to be in tatters tomorrow
why aren't they cooked already
roast in the bag
yuck!
enjoy your plastic shite
schizo
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still yet to hear this played in a dark room tho
not tha you're rly listening to the music there tho lol
bout tree fiddy
schizo
he thinks he can cook PLASTIC without it leeching into the meat
yuck!
disgusting!
I love you guys.
have 152 friends on bingo blitz now
I work in cybersecurity
put a sock in it heatherpaedo
man this song is such a vibe forgot how good it is
it's slightly too far for a dark room tho u dont wana thrust at this speed for 5 minutes
love boba and a ciggie me
alien and a noh mask besides each other at the back left
i've cooked you some manganese for tea
at least im not a gay bottom!
back from the local spar concern
negotiated a great trade deal, for bottles of old peculiar, a guiness, and a hobgoblin
we have opened the doors for future negotiations on meal deals and haagen daaz
(8) IS GONA GET DEEPER THAN THIS (8)
need a 5'2 blonde shy girlfriend with incredible urgency
You think my life would have been better if I went to college?
oh you grim alchie
toil freaks tick tock
go back to your containment general you insufferable virgin freak
bank holiday
u SPAZMOID
dont be mean to me
kek i do this when i get horny enough to cum in my own face
wait that's thom yorke
doing some peculiar peppery smelling farts
how do you do a movie called sinners about blac music without nina simone
it's a bank holiday tomorrow you daft cunt.
you'd know that if you interacted with people
there's still toilers toiling on bank holidays mate
good, no work emails from you annoying cunts tomorrow
I love when unemployed NEET freaks make absolute fools of themselves on here LOL
toil freaks be like uhmmm actually I know every bank holiday day
omdsss imagine bank holidays are like christmas to these freaks
nah im joking, i lOve tAkIng clAsS A drUgs and
larping enjoying repetitive music so that my
nothingburger group of friends think I'm cool.
im going to be working tomorrow, because i have a job that lets you bank the day for later
just me in tomorrow, and its a wfh day
genuinely feel envious of all the people not toiling tomorrow
yeah that's all nice and well but the cronem are handing out violent quicktaps
reee why do you like good music booze dancing and getting with girls reee
least retarded Anon
neets be like "i neet so i have time to achieve so much in life"
and then they spend all day wanking and posting on brit
don't have the toil tomorrow
was on the BIG cans two nights in a row
Lads, let's get the BIG cans a third night since we don't have to toil
yes i know when events are happening in the society i live in because i contribute and interact with it.
unlike you sat in your smelly bedroom alone drinking beer begging for (You)s because its the only human interaction you get in your pathetic incel life.
creepy incel autistic obsession
says the incel that never had a girlfriend
dont worry anon, you just need to have sex with someone else
kek this is me but i have a well paid WFH job (still spend the days on Anon Babble & wanking)
lads
not to sound retarded
but are banks open on bank holidays
I need to go bank
Looking forward to bank holiday tomorrow lads. Feels like Christmas.
Has never happened
is that not an achievement?
can't post that
in your smelly bedroom alone drinking beer begging for (You)s
kay-timmmmmmmmm
The toil freaks will just be having even worse anxiety tomorrow because they had an extra day’s taste of the good life ;) then they’re back to it until whenever the next bank holiday is, probably like Christmas or something HAHA
Done him.
Try a cocktail instead
she's out getting piped by ginormous s curved congo batons right now
all you lazy cunts celebrating your day off
if you hate your job so much just quit it
no, that's why they're called bank holidays
really riled the toil freaks up havent i lads
Go for it! I’ve just ordered a lovely dominos
let's get the BIG fist in your face
Searching for posts that contain ‘toil freaks’. 567 results found.
They do indeed be seething!
TOIL FREAKS TOILING FOR MY PAY
leftypol giving his hotel 3 out of 5 stars on tripadvisor because the cuck chair in his hotel room was at a poor angle
Another fun fact: many jews converted to Islam during the Arab and Ottoman years. They are called Donme.
rorke's girlfriend queefing out rorke's cum onto his Enoch Powell bedsheets
cocktail of cans it is, lads
God lad, pizza is a nice break
I'll get the BIG fist in your mum's BIG fanny
shit joke mate do you think hotel chairs are welded into the fucking carpet
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new glinner podcast out
as a neet you have all the time in the world to do hobbies and stuff but it never works out that way
I've Been To Every Office
I'm Never Gonna Stop
Printing, Emails, Meetings
I've Done The Fucking Lot
Powerpoints And Spreadsheets And Hiding In The Loo
I'm A Wageslave Bastard, And It's On The Morrow Too
Toileh Toileh Toily
Toileh Toileh Toily
I will show you something
leftypol apoplectic at denigrating comments towards his precious chair on /brit/
You never listen to me.
So listen here: Keira has not a big arse.
Cocktails are better than beers.
get the new one made xx
I have suffered very much
CHOON THAT
in the melody of? I am not english you see, I lack certain cultural nuances.
oh my CHRIST TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE YOU FREAK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
t. trannard
NO. NOBODY SHOULD BE OBSESSED WITH ANY SUBJECT THIS MUCH. FUCK OFF.
too hungover to drink
ruined me bank holiday x
the cryptic egyptian is here
virgin here how does semen fall out the fanny, shouldn't evolution have made it stay right up in there by now
t. trannard
Oh it's a bank holiday is it? That doesn't mean much to me, as I'm off toil for 12 days anyway, you see
is it possible to learn such power?
oh my CHRIST TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE YOU FREAK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>t. trannard
NO. NOBODY SHOULD BE OBSESSED WITH ANY SUBJECT THIS MUCH. FUCK OFF.
how ugly is it?
good music
kek
getting with girls
snogging/grabbing the fat flabby arse of a future street
walker is not on my to do list
in my case it's horrible
Workshy means workshy even when toilberg isn't paying
project on creep
day's
go back to school u fucking dropout
it ain't that much but it's honest work
bot
u
abserloot ignoramus
5 years old
I actually don't hate my job
Like it's a pain in the arse having to be there
But I'm the Accounts department manager and I kind of like the autism of keeping the spreadsheets and wages and purchase and sales ledger up to date
Like I wouldn't choose to do it for fun but I don't wake up hating it at all. Bike to work, turn up late, fuck off loads, not really bothered by anyone, personal assistant, happy days.
worst of both worlds, sounds repulsive
How strong is that?
went beowulf way
'kiera has not a big arse'
i has a gay faggot brain'
stronger than baltics
Most of employed /brit/ would have tolerable lower middle class autismojobs like this
ah what the hell man my flight was supposed to stop at ben gurion airport
I am normal
take this plane to luton
I got my dick on someone's daughter face
Happens on /britfeel/ on a near daily basis lad
cute
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make all roasties watch this before it's too late!!!
KICK THIS NIGGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE *perfectly timed pause* NIGGER