/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING BIG ARSE edish

bongs consider this "big"

woah steady on canslad
that might be too big to post

gimme a pizza de action haha

Millennials saw this and thought it was ridiculously massive

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

jaw

waist to shoulder ratio

Erm canslad.... i do believe that is a bloke...

some of us don’t enjoy exercise

such a bizzare comment, you know we're done as a species when walking is considered too much hard work.

Early and you fucked it. Now we all are fucked.

the problem isn't the amount he's eating it's that his diet is horribly unbalanced
two eggs a slice of cheese and some milk isn't going to make it

well walking with heavy bags is hard work, especially in this heat

i do gym in the morning, walk an hour to work which is lifting heavy stuff in a warehouse.

you're just a lazy cunt lmao

Meanwhile gen z has this lmfao

Big Brother Britain

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never quite understood whats so funny about takeaway pasta

Mmm yeah I love that shit

Er, lads, I was just joking.
I was thinking of her because I was wondering if she'd consent to getting drugged and letting me rape her
Nothing unusual, lads.

I've had about 1400 calories of food today
I don't see how that implies I'm fat

you don't have autism

too much ass

not enough ass

Rorkes daughters gangrape being caught in 4K with one of these

Huh? Are you getting a pizza?

I dont trust people born in the 21st century

A man must be true to his nature.

china is a surveillance state tho!!!!

chuds just keep winning

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eat ing elftover pizza

Mash pie liquor

i really hate fresh bananas, think they taste better a couple days after buying them desu

china has all that and more so yes its a surveillance state.

dont think i've ever seen someone say we're not slipping into that territory.

Lads, let's say you got the cans tonight. What's the plan?

looking disgusting, thank god im asian

good to let the ripen a bit, from what i've heard

that's because the starch converts to sugar

Yeah but china is 90%+ han Chinese while the UK is...

scranning some mental elftover pasta

ok?

BIG ARSE

Is that ár Keira by the way?

Now do English migrants in Wales and Scotland

fuuuuuuuck id demolish that though a hole in her jeans with my 4 incha'. I dont even like asian girls

It is the big arse Keira

*enters thread*

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Realistically ppl are eating bananas in the middle 3 sections

... Is this what passes for "big" in the Britannia and Ireland? Pathetic, you should see some of the black illegal immigrants who get here, her ass weighs more than the rest of her body minus tits and she's not obese.

We are trapped in unsellable newbuild homes after a £52m dual carriageway was built on our doorsteps... it's been horrendous living here

looks like a normal road to me
dual carriageway my arse

There was less than 15% white parts in 2001? 'uckin 'ell chuds been asleep at the wheel

Cool I like pizza

snooker is chinese now

How does that make you feel, /brit/?

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yeah?

You do realise there are more blacks in the UK than all of north Africa

wew, didn't know that, i eat second bit as earliest, proper fresh green bananas taste weird

Snooker was invented by Indians so it's fine

Having a nice mental health lie down atm

... Wawa wewa! But do they have asses and tits you could sleep on?

eat yellow bananas
turn brown bananas into pancakes

fun fact:
Joseph and Mary were Palestinian Jews

and banana bread
with walnuts

state of the west has me going mental

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Hey al-britaniyyahs
Is there a clear division between northern english dialects and scots? If not then how do you know the norf fc boomer is norf and not scot

I like the texture of underripe bananas.
Definitely wouldn't consume any of those *mixed-brown* sections unless I *ground them up* to make banana bread.

you can get some from the shop if you like
they sell it there

just stop buying new builds
rent forever if the only alternative is buying a new build

Is there a clear division between northern english dialects and scots?

yes

there is a very clear division

just have a beer?

>Is there a clear division between northern english dialects and scots?

yes, the divide is called existence

I have some at home but i might order dominos

glinner went round with a tire iron and smashed out the windows of a 15 year old trans folx home and crept about like the pink panther wearing a guy fawkes mask. his wang eye was captured on every ring doorbell in the locale

watching Trap (2024)

ok

Honestly sometimes i don't want to leave my sister's house because it feels like everything will rob me blind

there a clear division between northern english dialects and scots

Yes the dialect changes immediately upon across the border

whenever someone posts a ghibli ai slop, i reach to my pistol

heard it's one of his worst

hi rooski
is there a difference between the alcoholic mongs and the alcoholic mongs in russia? if not how do you tell them apart?

Thinking about the nation and people of India and crying

practicing WWE moves on my gran

By pistol you mean your cock?

No that’s bad for my mental health

for me, it's the steiner screwdriver

whenever someone posts a ghibli ai slop, i reach to my pistol

That's when I reached for my revolver!

how to become a venture capitalist? it's my dream job. yet i have no money.

be a jew

Just keep doing your nine to five, then wait. It will all become clear…

i'm half jewish! i have thought many times about this perhaps being why i am so good at knowing whether an idea will take off or not.

*barks at you*

tryiing to eat sugar to make me healthy

Peatpilled

canslad continuing his internet psychosis for another day i see

Sugar is unhealthy and not good for your mental health

Legit wish we could have another french revolution I work in a gated community and country club it makes me angry how these people act

boring people shouldn't be allowed to make things

wrong I pass out and go into a coma without eating sugar and that's not healthy
and mental health doesn't exist

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Paddy Pimple

We don't drink alcohol in russia. It's considered haram

Right, lads
I think I'll be off to bed instead of going on day 3 of te cans

try messaging venture capitalists on linkedin and ask them how
a degree at a top uni is a good start

We don't drink alcohol in russia.

Thinking mental health doesn’t exist stops you from trying to improve your mental health

12 hours of drinking yesterday drunk so much my insides hurt and cant conceive of drinking any more

honey no

i saw diego in trisha's last night
strange thing was he was in the band

ever worried that when you were drunk you tried to rape one of your pals and they only don't mention it around you out of awkwardness?

What makes nerds be attracted to lolis/loli adjacent women?

no

Got zero energy. I can force myself to workout and go to toil, but that's pretty much it.

she's got me by the balls again lads

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we are not irish here

ok what about something else other rape

it loomignons

I love Asian chicks from Russia on Chaturbate so much its unreal, thank you Ivan

Thoughts?

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and mental health doesn't exist

What about physical health?

de blue too dewice is nao connacted

Bit mad how everyone had those big protests about racism or kneeling or whatever all that was about and now nobody cares anymore and that’s all over with despite the fact that literally nothing has changed.
Seems like a big waste of everyone’s time in hindsight.

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yeah I have asked almost every girl or woman that I've drunk a lot with to come back home with me but none of them seem to mind

look up USS liberty

Woman dead and three others including a child injured after car ploughed into pedestrians

did obama did this journalists would be like 'this is exactly the kind of whimsy the office need!'

Me when I’m having a picnic with the USS Liberty and there’s a helicopter flying above us

Wonder how he's feeling lately.

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Maybe the driver had bad mental health. We never think about these things!

Mad to think this picture is 20 years old now

like a natural... womaaaan

Based meme president

It was all a psyop

I have unironically asked a female if she's ever been shagged up the arse.

if they hate the climate so much why do they bloody live there
i'll never understand this

Spaffing Brit: Oblivion is a perfectly balanced game

I remember people getting mad because he wore a brown suit once mate

wish i could fix my sleep schedule
alas body and brainberg won't allow it

Just spend literally day exercising and you can go to sleep as early as you want

that was just the conservatard echo chamber. not MSM

Iggy Pop looking a little rough

don’t wanna exercise tho

luv her

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i'm glad that all I do when completely shitfaced is take selfies
fun times in the camera roll with terrible blurry drunk photos
not a fan of violent drunks

she has a little bairn now
how time flies

gay boy

very tempted to run out for a few beerskis

is she from rec the horror movie

this country is suffering from terminal progressive brainrot, american strain

I thought this is exclusive to germany

inb4 um

The woman at the shack up the street

Mandem

Pardon me lad, but I think you’re in the wrong general.

battieboy this

anybody else start oblivion remastered then think fuck this ive played it all before i know whats going to happen then gave up

That's a large vagina!

thats some long labia

would you pee here

fuck it
going on a very small expedition for some cans

Not even going to bother, it's my least favourite of the series, and I still vividly remember how quickly the constant Oblivion gates got on my tits.

mega based, i saw this and lost it.

10 pack of stubbies from Lidl for £3.49 get in there

i'm a very odd drunk myself
i start satirising drunkenness to sort of deflect how drunk i am
but i'll make mention of that fact as i'm doing it too

i saw a bloke lying half on the path half on the road and just skipped across the road so i woudnt get caught up in that shit. does that make me a bad person. ind of thinking i should have phone an ambulance . but i was only in the area picking someone up and couldnt leave them plus i see tons of drugged out mongs in the same position plus the residents should have been the ones to help

that is one long pussy

eat food

naa fuck him druggy mongs should all be shot

Exercising is a meme anyway

if its plumbed in then sure. good view. private. hygienic. efficient . they should build these in the streets around football stadiums specifically int he places that men piss now. a bit like how they wait until desire lines are formed before they pave them

poo

not sure if he was a druggy. might have been a stroke. didnt get close enough to find out because i've always been the dictionary definition of a scaredy cat

poo screaming

imagine going to a vibey bar in soho and seeing the diegster as the mc lol lmao even

Pls wear sareee pls

think i need to start doing more than 10,000 steps

getting very annoyed at my body being an unwilling participant in my desire to not be a fat cunt

it had a 26 year run it's time for change

don't care mate

It's interested to see what posts the user made previously when they get banned.

Very interesting indeed sir.

10k steps aint gona stop you being afat cunt mate
you gota eat less
also if you go clubbing like proper club say techno for 6 hours can do 40k steps np

just got one, she's great

interesting but rarely surprising

you seem to be an expert on being a fat cunt mate, got a lot of experience?

no just an iq above 50 x

9PM on a Sunday UK Time is way too late to start an F1 race absolutely ridiculous

choose wisely

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Done that rotund bastard.

step counting is for women who work in offices 8 hours a day and then go home to do daycare where a baby just lies on them the rest of the day as they watch tv

as a regular man, i do 13 to 25k steps daily

1.5L of lager for 50p
the chinese have it so easy

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shower taken

beard oiled

arse cleaned of the bleeding

clothes equipped

Fuck me, lads. I'd get the cans but no idea what to do for the rest of the night

where can this information be viewed?

bank holiday tomorrow
they will cancel the race because of rain anyway

scroll up nigga

one of the carbergs has done 3 diarrea poos outside the litter box for some reason
thats a problem for tomorrow

the gothdem

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proper club say techo

faggot

between two men?

project on

Thinking about Emma Watson’s poo lads.

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literally everything in existence reminds me in some way of the ex gf and is deeply triggering

maybe you should think about growing up

(8) no stresso no stresso no need to be depresso (8)

if you really love something you can let it go
what you have is creepy autistic incel obsession

A MAN SAYING HE HAS A "WORK LIFE BALANCE"

IS FUCKING DEAD

today ive had
peanut butter and jam sandwich
3 cups of coffee
leftover chicken and jalepeno bites from last nights take away along with the leftover pepperoni pizza
apple
yoghurt
steak with side salad
strawberries and cream
1 lager

diego shaking his ass to gay porn music again

Meal prep for a few days

Two whole lives for £5

msot cultural australian

what size bussy you got

Think I met that chick in the middle in real life once back in my comic con days.

your arse is going to be in tatters tomorrow

why aren't they cooked already

roast in the bag

yuck!
enjoy your plastic shite

schizo

bout tree fiddy

he thinks he can cook PLASTIC without it leeching into the meat
yuck!
disgusting!

I love you guys.

have 152 friends on bingo blitz now

I work in cybersecurity

put a sock in it heatherpaedo

man this song is such a vibe forgot how good it is
it's slightly too far for a dark room tho u dont wana thrust at this speed for 5 minutes

love boba and a ciggie me

alien and a noh mask besides each other at the back left

i've cooked you some manganese for tea

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at least im not a gay bottom!

back from the local spar concern
negotiated a great trade deal, for bottles of old peculiar, a guiness, and a hobgoblin
we have opened the doors for future negotiations on meal deals and haagen daaz

(8) IS GONA GET DEEPER THAN THIS (8)

need a 5'2 blonde shy girlfriend with incredible urgency

You think my life would have been better if I went to college?

oh you grim alchie

toil freaks tick tock

go back to your containment general you insufferable virgin freak

bank holiday
u SPAZMOID

dont be mean to me

kek i do this when i get horny enough to cum in my own face

wait that's thom yorke

doing some peculiar peppery smelling farts

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how do you do a movie called sinners about blac music without nina simone

it's a bank holiday tomorrow you daft cunt.
you'd know that if you interacted with people

there's still toilers toiling on bank holidays mate

good, no work emails from you annoying cunts tomorrow

I love when unemployed NEET freaks make absolute fools of themselves on here LOL

toil freaks be like uhmmm actually I know every bank holiday day

omdsss imagine bank holidays are like christmas to these freaks

nah im joking, i lOve tAkIng clAsS A drUgs and
larping enjoying repetitive music so that my
nothingburger group of friends think I'm cool.

im going to be working tomorrow, because i have a job that lets you bank the day for later
just me in tomorrow, and its a wfh day

genuinely feel envious of all the people not toiling tomorrow

yeah that's all nice and well but the cronem are handing out violent quicktaps

reee why do you like good music booze dancing and getting with girls reee

least retarded Anon

neets be like "i neet so i have time to achieve so much in life"

and then they spend all day wanking and posting on brit

don't have the toil tomorrow

was on the BIG cans two nights in a row

Lads, let's get the BIG cans a third night since we don't have to toil

yes i know when events are happening in the society i live in because i contribute and interact with it.

unlike you sat in your smelly bedroom alone drinking beer begging for (You)s because its the only human interaction you get in your pathetic incel life.

creepy incel autistic obsession

says the incel that never had a girlfriend
dont worry anon, you just need to have sex with someone else

kek this is me but i have a well paid WFH job (still spend the days on Anon Babble & wanking)

lads
not to sound retarded
but are banks open on bank holidays
I need to go bank

Looking forward to bank holiday tomorrow lads. Feels like Christmas.

Has never happened

is that not an achievement?

can't post that

in your smelly bedroom alone drinking beer begging for (You)s

kay-timmmmmmmmm

The toil freaks will just be having even worse anxiety tomorrow because they had an extra day’s taste of the good life ;) then they’re back to it until whenever the next bank holiday is, probably like Christmas or something HAHA

Try a cocktail instead

she's out getting piped by ginormous s curved congo batons right now

all you lazy cunts celebrating your day off

if you hate your job so much just quit it

no, that's why they're called bank holidays

really riled the toil freaks up havent i lads

Go for it! I’ve just ordered a lovely dominos

let's get the BIG fist in your face

Searching for posts that contain ‘toil freaks’. 567 results found.

They do indeed be seething!

TOIL FREAKS TOILING FOR MY PAY

leftypol giving his hotel 3 out of 5 stars on tripadvisor because the cuck chair in his hotel room was at a poor angle

Another fun fact: many jews converted to Islam during the Arab and Ottoman years. They are called Donme.

rorke's girlfriend queefing out rorke's cum onto his Enoch Powell bedsheets

cocktail of cans it is, lads

God lad, pizza is a nice break

I'll get the BIG fist in your mum's BIG fanny

shit joke mate do you think hotel chairs are welded into the fucking carpet

as a neet you have all the time in the world to do hobbies and stuff but it never works out that way

I've Been To Every Office
I'm Never Gonna Stop
Printing, Emails, Meetings
I've Done The Fucking Lot
Powerpoints And Spreadsheets And Hiding In The Loo
I'm A Wageslave Bastard, And It's On The Morrow Too
Toileh Toileh Toily
Toileh Toileh Toily

I will show you something

leftypol apoplectic at denigrating comments towards his precious chair on /brit/

You never listen to me.

So listen here: Keira has not a big arse.
Cocktails are better than beers.

get the new one made xx

I have suffered very much

CHOON THAT

in the melody of? I am not english you see, I lack certain cultural nuances.

oh my CHRIST TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE YOU FREAK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

t. trannard

NO. NOBODY SHOULD BE OBSESSED WITH ANY SUBJECT THIS MUCH. FUCK OFF.

too hungover to drink
ruined me bank holiday x

the cryptic egyptian is here

virgin here how does semen fall out the fanny, shouldn't evolution have made it stay right up in there by now

Oh it's a bank holiday is it? That doesn't mean much to me, as I'm off toil for 12 days anyway, you see

is it possible to learn such power?

oh my CHRIST TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE YOU FREAK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>t. trannard

NO. NOBODY SHOULD BE OBSESSED WITH ANY SUBJECT THIS MUCH. FUCK OFF.

how ugly is it?

good music

kek

getting with girls

snogging/grabbing the fat flabby arse of a future street
walker is not on my to do list

in my case it's horrible

Workshy means workshy even when toilberg isn't paying

project on creep

day's

go back to school u fucking dropout

it ain't that much but it's honest work

bot

u

abserloot ignoramus

5 years old

I actually don't hate my job

Like it's a pain in the arse having to be there

But I'm the Accounts department manager and I kind of like the autism of keeping the spreadsheets and wages and purchase and sales ledger up to date

Like I wouldn't choose to do it for fun but I don't wake up hating it at all. Bike to work, turn up late, fuck off loads, not really bothered by anyone, personal assistant, happy days.

worst of both worlds, sounds repulsive

How strong is that?

went beowulf way

'kiera has not a big arse'

i has a gay faggot brain'

stronger than baltics

Most of employed /brit/ would have tolerable lower middle class autismojobs like this

ah what the hell man my flight was supposed to stop at ben gurion airport

I am normal

take this plane to luton

I got my dick on someone's daughter face

Happens on /britfeel/ on a near daily basis lad

cute

KICK THIS NIGGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE *perfectly timed pause* NIGGER