Ice water in my veins edition
/brit/
Can you crush a watermelon like this? Thinking about trying it.
2nd for Wales
If you're a roidtranny like the nigger it's very easy
ooooo running
ooooo friends
ooooo running around
oooo please sir please run with me
american mutt on a vpn
Small plane crashes into California neighborhood, killing two people and a dog
right then
another coffee yh?
chase me! chase me!
what is this tragedy?
Very short arms and legs, looks 5’5
There's no UK youth coming through. The youngest UK lads, your Kyren Wilsons, your Judd Trumps etc are still deep in their 30s. Then you've got Ronnie, John Higgins and Mark Williams collecting their pensions and still regulalry winning titles.
she wants a man who's not afraid of a little finger up the arse
juif
*enters thread*
gingernonce on a vpn
the entire sport is geezers from a pub in stoke-on-trent going against 赢否则我们将与你断绝关系 from Shanghai
bit gay though
My brother from the age of 13 to 18 used to smoke weed out of empty 2 litre bottles of coke in a makeshift bong called a shotty. Then he's been cocaine since he was 18 and now he's 31 and after a recent doctors visit he has been told he needs an xray of his lungs and blood and urine samples.
Is he going to die lads
done all my chores. now i can have a quick nap before pint toil commences later
desperately want to know the back story on this guy
I was in the kitchen
unironic trvthnvke
not all women are into it of course but a pinch of zest can create the intrigue that certain women crave
druggy mongs should be rounded up and shot
do it
don't remember asking
playing civ vi
being in your 30s is pretty much considered a youth in that sport
my god, x-rays and a urine sample?
Might as well start making the funeral arrangements.
Good
ive got the whole mf lemon in me (its up my bum)
/egypt/i
leftypol has absolutely lost his mind
once pretended to be gay and instantly had girls asking for my number as friend. i kept this up for a while, never had sex obviously but i was hanging out in girl's uni rooms watching them get changed and shit.
would we all be better off if we got rid of the monarchy and the word royal and turned the big houses and palaces into tourist attractions?
*surreptitiously minimizes my own civ game*
should play with some tits instead mate ahaaaa
Good?
you watched them shit?
You are jealous lol
how i be posting on brit
No, but I do think we need to reign in our aristocrats a bit. Everyone not in the "core" family needs to fuck off.
hi :)
Those are all normal things you do at the doctors if you complain of something like shortness of breath or chest pain
LIV
ERP
OOL
grow up
zesty ahh nigga
I don't know everything about Italy, I dunno about their levels of corruption. But okay, even if you just look at Ireland and Germany, they're both wealthy countries, with a strong rule of law.
France and Finland too, even though France's system is closer to the US system. They do still have a prime minister though.
hideous monstrosity
*grows down*
*vanishes beneath the fridge while giggling*
i don't mean like that you freak lol
growing
saw it
Explain to me right now why you didn't attend mass this morning.
*squanders golden opportunities again*
cumpark
thats what diego calls the heath
god not exist
im not religious
reckon this fella might be gay
Who has first?
what's that cult?
i just sit normally on my gaming chair but naked
try it, dress a little camp, act a little gay, girls will be all over you. they love the idea of a gay friend. you'll learn a thing or two about girls then use it to obtain one.
who's on first
the government will never in a million years do anything to benefit the british people. they're more likely to extract that oil (paid for by the taxpayer) and give it away for free to countries that hate us.
Don't suck my dick bro
gods not real
get the seals clubbed
get the oil drilled
get the waste dumped into the ocean
scared of that grow up poster
that went so far
if there were a god he wouldn't have put me on this miserable little island for starters
you mean let private companies (yanks on the board) take the vast majority in profits and refuse to pay taxes (gov won't do anything think of the jobs)
bizarre rapist advice
In awe at how dogshit running shorts are from every sportswear company
GRIMsby
Is THIS Britain's most depressing high street? Locals claim rat-infested 'ghost town' shopping district with 50 stores boarded-up is so dead 'even the £1 shop has closed down'
dailymail.co.uk
Not good enough, go next week or I'm going to twat you one by one.
it's in the arctic, we aren't allowed to do anything to extreme down there
not clicking on your daily mail article boringlad
10 luigi mangiones would do more than any number of protests
lmao at the caption
you saw it
oooooo coconut oil
oooooo Gucci bag
oooooo socks in the bathtub
good luck getting to me im on the other side of the planet
leftypol ecstatic. his dream high-street thriving
God doesn't exist lad
You went to all this trouble and didn’t even get some shagging at the end of it? What a waste of time. Time that could’ve been spent in the gym actually levelling up.
you fucked it up
they wont touch it because of woke and that sir ed milliband bloke
maybe if rorke didnt buy so much crap from teemu we could have more tatshops on the main street
yeah because all those gymcels aren't spending their days on Anon Babble talking about how much they hate women
i have a gf now btw, that was the plan all along.
Huh, so it turns out Grimsby is a disgusting shithole filled with smackheads.
Who knew?
You lads got your firm gong to the match tonight?
feel like a sludge filled zombie
noice
God will find a way to twat you
Give me your address, you're getting a twatting
They're so easy to shag
why is everybody saying "crashing out" lately
you'll not get a gong past the metal detectors
actually they were saying that months ago
it's been and gone now
name one person saying that
gotchi
Good morning sweeties x
How is everyone today?
mario has peach and luigi has daisy so who do wario and waluigi have? are they benders with each other or somethng
You've done me.
crashing out my crashing out arse
screaming at the browns who think levelling up in the gym will give them love
my neighbour robert adams
my friend billy conway
my mum janet <redacted>
the
better now you've reminded me that i was going to filter canada
screaming
the chase ost goes hard tbqh
getting a LOT of thirst bait in my fyp today
it knows i wanting shagged
why?
just checked on rule34 theyre bumming all sorts of strange creatures i dont know
One day you'll get there, mate!
I know you've been talking about it for a long time, I believe in you!
i know nobody will believe me but i'm standing over a bridge in town and im going to jump. im too numb and the loneliness and dread of life has left me hollowed out like a walking corpse. I've probably spoken and interacted with a good number of you these past 10 years and I dont know any of you but it was fun. Goodbye lads
Just successfully pitch matched every sound in the intro to Stereolab's come and play in the milky night
off you fuck
do a barrel roll
Good luck, m8. Hope you don't cripple yourself and end up even worse off
please give me some money before you do it
good stuff
lad, you need to sort your life out.
was talking to a lad at work and he couldn't understand why I didn't have a bird
6'2", full head of hair, been working out for 4+ years, have my own gaff. Prefer not to tell people I'm severely mentally ill but instead let them figure it out themselves. Fobbed him off with the "haha I just prefer a bit of peace and quiet y'know?" but I'm not sure he was fully buying it. Likely suspects I am gay, another common reaction.
Alan 'Sex Arse' Titschmarsh
You'll be peeking at all my posts mate
We already went through this embarrassing song and dance
see you on the other side lad
grow up
grow up
no capitalisation on new sentences
you're on a PC lad. you're at home
bodied that cunt
I hope you don't jump and instead stick around with us for a few more years.
Yeah it's grim but all we have is each other. You can always check out later. Suicide is definitely on the cards for me but it's worth asking whether you need to do it right now. Often the answer is no, and you can keep going for a few more weeks / months / years.
Oil price: 70 USD/bbl
Cost to extract: 200 USD/bbl
Believe it or not, language evolves over time
can't read can you?
PREPARE!!!
I have the tranny physiognomy
ws ash
I hope she isn’t one of the ones who thought you were gay cos if she was that women does not respect you and will fuck a proper man
bethhooven
are you stupid?
screeching
how embarrassing
He gets no bitches
reminds me of elon musk who claims to be a physics graduate
transphobia doesn't heat pensioners homes
boils their blood
read it again dumb dumb
:/
Why is she defending wealthy pensioners and deranged counter-revolutionary fetishists if she's a communist
get the trannies in the women's bogs. that'll get the economy going again
bodied that bald prick
Lad think it through...
gn
might build a particle collider
multiple sentences were capitalised
1 x 1 = 2
you'll do nuttin
i have a theory about trannies
stummy hurts
farted up a storm in church
all of them would be on a phone as it is the default
be serious america
alright, decided i'm having fish curry for tea to piss of rorke
/brit/ arguing about sentence capitalisation as a lad chucks himself off a bridge
Please don't. Love your posts in /brit/.
I'm going to the shops, if you need me to pick up anything for you mate.
sort it out diego
i accept your concession. now if you'll excuse me i'm going to jump now
I hope we’re almost at the point where being a tranny becomes unfashionable because it’s getting boring now. Need some new spicy talking points
Creating a new political party
ceasing all new build development and bulldozing empty houses to keep rentoids in their place
air con will be installed in every pensioner's home and set to blow cold air constantly in the winter
double immigration with the goal of making white people a minority by 2030
double taxes to fund reparations to black kangs
make it illegal to criticise Israel
mental how leftypol is so adamant that crossdressing white men are the most oppressed people in society and everybody has to accommodate their every whim and desire otherwise it's literally fascism
imagine pissing next to him in the urinals
right so that's a penis
I'm miserable and my family don't love me anymore
Got the horse cocks mod installed for Oblivion Remastered
you can't be fucking serious bro
not required mate, they're already in power
Good shit. Hamas wokies need whipping
So no change at all from the current situation
don't think that was her point mate you're welcome to read it again though give it another shot
that's so rorke
not sure you how you read that tweet and that was your understanding of it
would
*slams your head into the wall*
i accept your concussion
what about your wife? Fuck what the family think about you desu, you’ve got your own family
it's actually gonna happen
lib and greens leaders lost in the same election
deary me
get out of my fucking house
what wife? not me sorry bro
YWNBAW
dont care
My summer cut starts today lads. Good progress during my bulk even with 2 months injured due to sprained wrist. Slow and steady cut with the aim to lose 5kg by July 4th
yeah
Alberta is going to destroy their chances at independence because their chudette premier is having a melty over our election results lol
oy vey
I believe americans call this a 'truth nuclear weapon'.
you don’t want to talk to me like that. I’m dangerous.
business idea: gibraltarian girlfriends
woo a whole 5kg in 2 months? don't push yourself too hard lad
errrm…..
bitches love they fucking evil hello kitty character
I'm down 19kg since last March, can't believe I got that fat in hindsight.
BASED
Transgenderism is a paedophillic death cult that must be utterly destroyed and it's adherents liquidated.
Brighton XI: Verbruggen; Hinshelwood, Dunk, Van Hecke, Estupinan; Baleba, Wieffer, O'Riley; Minteh, Welbeck, Adingra.
Newcastle XI: Pope; Trippier, Schar, Burn, Livramento; Bruno Guimaraes, Tonali, Willock; Murphy, Isak, Barnes.
It's harder to cut 5kg when you're not a big fat bastard
Yes the whole point is not push myself too hard as I cut too aggressively last year and lost too much muscle in the process. 5kg is a good target, just need to trim body fat a few percentages.
Is /brit/ a King Stephen or Empress Matilda general?
owain
It gets worse
wtf those thighs are massive
LOL
State of it
I know it
that needs scranning, I suppose it’ll have to be me who does the heavy lifting as always around here
sick to bastard death of this egyptian
get out of here you grotty little scrote
would be handing that straight back and telling them to get me one that's not cremated
Bloody hell that's insane, those portion sizes aren't equal.
I acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land on which we are meeting. I pay my respects to their Elders, past and present, and the Elders from other communities who may be here today.
aussies literally have ot say this before any meeting
if they dont they get jailed for 10 years
mental
Buckingham Palace
London
SW1A 1AA
Come round lad, you won't
fine
get him filtered
business idea: forcing pakis to say this at mosques
Egypt is quite obviously the cuck spammers latest gimmick idea, some serious mental illness going on there
Brentford XI: Flekken; Kayode, van den Berg, Collins, Lewis-Potter; Norgaard, Yarmoliuk, Damsgaard; Mbeumo, Wissa, Schade.
Man Utd XI: Bayindir; Fredricson, De Ligt, Shaw; Dorgu, Ugarte, Mount, Amass; Garnacho, Mainoo; Obi.
The sex arse, as it were
Serious?
chuck it in the filter with the rest of the mong flags
in front of catberg?
for shame
Reckon that's healthier than conventional walking?
oh haha I'm at SW1A 0AA, our postcodes are so similar
do you want to come round for tea one day?
just witnessed someone doxxing the king
going in shower
razer user moment
no because the clean up process would cripple you psychologically
state of that united team
catberg there with a bit of brillo pad to keep him occupied
state of your walls
i did tho
everyday the thing I look foward to most is watching porn and posting videos of me doing that online. i can’t wait until i am back home and can finally gape my ass again
:O
post some of the past content
this is not his house kek
look at the plug sockets for instance
manually updating the thread and seeing 10+ posts without a single reply
shut up blud
frick... just wanked to tranny porn again
based r presser
Who’s watching the snooks then? Hoping mark sees off this uppity China man
do birds mind if you touch their beaks?
Rorke looking smug right now
Leftypol turning a blind eye
alright blud, come round man's ends and we'll see who's gonna shutup
I'll shut you up like a lock 'n' lock box.
Westminster Palace, SW1AA 0AA
iranians
get them invaded
shocking
*rapes your arse at 10000000000000000000000 miles an hour*
right time for a heiney
haven't watched h3h3 since 2017 and now Ethan is some kind of crazy person
he looks really unhealthy
is he on drugs?
We should go in and obliterate Iran desu, they’re nothing but trouble, but learn from the mistakes of the past and leave none alive
an arse?
you deserve love like anyone else
haha do I though
It's 5 o clock somewhere wahey!
Should I meet up the with the trans discord friend I met on reddit? We live in the same city
ate too quickly and just sicked up the sausage rolls crisps chocolate and fizzy pop i had a few mintues ago
they're women are fit
he's married to a zionist and thus has gone mental
team adidas or team nike?
yeah why not
worst case scenario is it's a bit boring and you don't do it again
rorke wearing his new transition lens glasses from specsavers
they ain’t gonna shag u I wouldn’t worry about it
what if she wants sex
if u wanna meet the biggest freak in your city who will document every step of your encounter on his/her latest reddit post then yes!
some people are sadly meant to be alone forever. no joking this time
then you get him wanked off obviously
why else would you both take it offline other than sex
nike all the way
Timmy's crush
Have been leaving the house and speaking with a kiwi accent for fun
how old is he? And you
I dunno we mostly talk about anime and video games, I don't have any friends irl
Rorke refusing to buy transition lenses because he doesn't believe in woke trans ideology
Are you black?
we are both in our 30s, we are also unemployed and on the autistic spectrum
wont be funny when it sticks and you talk like that permanently
if he one of those troons that looks cute
or one of them ugly ones
Where's Katy?
fucking get him wanked off
That was a good meeting between the firms, let's hope the match tonight is as fun.
I don't
vile slug of a man me
would you be adverse to filming the encounter and posting it on YouTube so we could observe?
half
her*
I don't know what she looks like
little rorkette
never realised how good brushing your hair is used to just run my hands theougj it in the shower
get her shagged mate
yea but only if it's to beat the shit out of that faggot
total
faggot
death
You’re going to wake up with a kidney missing
they probably look like a monster and people will laugh at you both and take photos
Sven GORAN Ericsson
I don't know what she looks like
God help you then
I don't know what she looks like
ugly then
Well at least you both have several things in common, I say give it a shot
Rorke isn’t that cute