the weekend read edition
/brit/
starting with marble arch
reckon I'd do well as a professional Pokemon name inventor
Skrippelflip
Bobgeldoff
and so forth
For me it's There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
doxxing your night out, are you lad?
well?
i'll take the lateral over to bond street then
on the 136g bag of Skittles tonight, me
who's your sexiest member of MP bongs?
here's our sexiest bundestag member:
MORNINGTON CRESCENT
member of MP
yes I'm retarded
Sir Big Suse
Oh my goodness these people are soooooo unconventionally attractive :P
MONEY IS APART OF ME FILL MY WALLET YOU WILL SEE MONEY MONEY MONEY ME MONEY MONEY MONEY SEE
well that was a cheap trick
you're not a gentleman for that one mate
really, shame on you
is he right?
I have spent countless hours high and drunk playing ball with Chop in gta 5 on the motorways.
It will never get old watching him get hit by cars
no
Emma Watson ripped a big fat fart.
I judge a man based on how powerful his enemies are.
Reform won
zero self esteem mong
being able to laugh at yourself and yours flaws is a sign of strength
lol wish I did that now but can't be arsed reinstalling gta 5 and all that shite
hi foreign demoralisation agent
nice to see you again
must be fun to get paid to troll on the internet full time
the immigration party won did they
Nige
*combat rolls into thread*
mad how good salad cream is
Charisma 100
*sends you flying*
boomer ass reference but I respect it
*backflips into the thread from a helicopter*
yeah true that
*unzips trousers*
want to try mine mate?
I read the Reform manifesto and all I can think of while reading it is
that’s racist
that’s racist
how are you going to achieve that
no evidence for how you are going to achieve that
that’s irresponsible
bigotry
that’s racist
fat virgin covered in salad cream just flew past my window
internalizing
Obviously not a Brit
War is peace
Freedom is slavery
...
I'm not fat actually
Anya mogs emma!
southwestern China looks kino
want to watch a western, any recommendations lads? one with cowboys in having duels and that
Fuck's sake I thought Reform could succeed but then I found out Leftypol thinks they're racist, all over now then
*up votes you*
explain to me how 20th century european fascists were not socialists
I'd like to meet this Rorke fella.
the quick and the dead (1995)
*pops up from behind a yucca plant*
did someone say beveragino?
The searchers
would recommend steel ball run
stop stealing my film ideas
No sexism or homophobia? Nige's lost it
v. good post
High Plains Drifter
Pale Rider
The Quick And The Dead
shant
wahey here he is, come on son get in you'll be having every beveragino tonight you legend!!!
The Aryan woman was put on the earth to be cherished and adored
still really suprised at how much better looking the second photo of the girl the german posted is than the first
women are magic
Honestly if they were both no makeup in their prime I think Emma wins
Rebeca Linares is doing porn again
honestly dont kow anything about franco desu
might watch mickey 17
That's a lot of words to tell us you're a cuck
Not sure what the significance of Barclays is when referring to the Barclays Premier League
mornington crescent
plotting a glass of wine and a book and a cry
reminder prime zooey is best girl
rorkes latest drop
youtu.be
he and mussolini shared that “used to be socialists who idolized Lenin but didn’t hate the church” complex
bird flu?
yeh they do that
hasn't been called that for ages mate
good one
I thought it was about walt Disney and like the show was made in studio 17 or something... It's about planes?
convincing them to perform for me on snapchat
update: the wank solved all my problems and probably also world hunger i haven't checked the colonies
get this man a Chortle Award
x.com
utterly mad how evil the political class are
listening to Simply Red
the attached image is what i currently look like
the lad who said mornington crescent is a cunt
everyone knows you can't say it that early since the spencer twins 1931 book of openings
we hadn't even opened up any diagonals yet
Soon...
INCLUSION RIDER
corr
cucked out again award
biggest pussy on earth award
people kicking up a fuss about van dwellers in my city
good boy
got some new running glasses but cant tell if i look like a dickhead wearing them
anyway they were only 50p from ali express
will just add them to the pile of things i bought and feel too embarrassed to wear
israel is a beacon of light to all of humanity
nigga is the president saying that lmao
I know
and your preferred mara?
Catberg has just plopped herself down on my tummy
why are there so many vans
Just fuck an escort lol
Sex doesnt solve the underlying issue of having failed to reach a developmental milestone. Incels feel in their bones something is wrong with them because it is, no simple monetary transaction is gonna change that.
Fuck off Malaponte.
why post that then?
sick of you coomers
Your blinds are broken, mate
R O O N E Y
O
O
N
E
Y
stop overfeeding it
Clifton Tarqs seething
scranning cod nuggets
people living in them
there was some round my way on the cricket pitch
kate and it's not even close
no need to shower every day unless you've been sweating profusely
Alri, lads?
Realized if I want the cans I'll have to go outside
Don't fancy that, me. Too warm. Too hungover.
mental how the irish effectively ruined britain, america, australia, and canada
they're travellers. different to these van dwelling lot
on the instagram of the girl the german posted in the last thread and she really isn't that good looking
Get the cans you big blouse
Aus, UK and Canada all with neoliberal governments.
We did it westoid bros. We are so back.
They call them blinds in the UK?
a gypo's a gypo
give me one reason why i shouldnt be a fervent coomer if im going to be a chronic incel my entire life
she has a mong face, at least she doesn't look like a man like most german women
naw he just called it that for a laugh
who?
you know whats?
it pie night
People keep bringing up the Barclays Premier League
mfs will post pictures of women all day long but refuse to talk to any in real life. mad that
Yes. What do you call them?
Haven't heard that insult in a while, lad
Might start using it around the toil and see how long it takes before the toilberg tells me to stop it
being a nofap incel wizard is cooler
women are vapid
Blinds, I thought only Midwestern Americans called them that
your mum will be enjoying my cream pie later
It's ok. He might be weak in some areas, but his support for Israel is absolutely unwavering, and that's the important thing! :)
They didn't though
a mix of people looks like. some of them illegals i think
finna take a stroll around the block cuz you niggas are wack af today
bit rude
Seethe
all vote for leftist candidates and popularized the whole “hating your own country for le colonialism” and shit
think about it. it wasnt until the irish assimilated into america that we saw shit like hippies protesting the vietnam war
apparently she's from south east london
and she has a jewish surname
the goon box
thoughts?
Islamic mouse pad
didnt understand a word of that
You are dropped into /cum/ with no escape. You must post only in /cum/ for 1 week straight
bitch says some dumbass shit
ok
You're just spouting ridiculous bullshit
might buy a nice new desk
although it raises the question of what the fuck you do with the old rubbish desk
the so called asian gf
Love mikeys steaming vocaroos with Irish rebel music in the background
that chair looks comfy af
the goon cubicle
I'll take it
give it away for free on FB marketplace or another similar platform
or take it to the tip
put it on freecycle if it's still in decent shape if not then the tip
Lads, not going to lie. Kindal ooking forward to the toil a bit more now since I have my own office and mostly away from the needy people.
Might start watching the gay porn with a headset so it looks like I'm on calls all the time so nobody bothers me
Er, I mean the straight porn.
where's conputer though it will get warm
tea
only me and one other person in the flat
spend 40 minutes in the kitchen cooking and eating
he doesn't show up
go back to my bedroom
barely 1 minute later I hear him open his door
anti-social FREAK
she is pretty
voca.ro
I'm learning english by practising eric clapton quotes
everything's computer!
hold me closer tiny dancer
ktim, mate don't want to be your friend I just can't afford my own place/
nice bit of poo on chips served with elton sauce that
eating in your bedroom
FREAK
what is it with asians and drinking piss?
was
making students live with each other in flats is freakish
love how the light looks at this time of day
are you disabled?
would you rather:
be a rapist and get caught/go to jail, or
get raped and never have your rapist brought to justice?
so this is rorke
it's called a sunset
my city shares the identical name of the one Gio Scotti lives in.
mind boggling
no, this is a photo of me
how did you hack my webcam?
Rorke:
*votes reform
Leftypol:
WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELLY? WHAT THE HELLYONCE?
not really they could have gaysex all day and nobody would bother xx
love cats and want to cuddle them
sunset isn't until 20:45, that's over 90 minutes away
got the chunky camgirl on
depends if it's a bumrape or not
he's in his 40s now with 3 kids
sun doesn't set for over an hour and a half, monglord
why does it look smelly
Sorry, I've already had a wank.
2025
I am forgotten
nothing stopping you having another
Why are jews so evil?
it doesn't set instantaneously, you cretins. it's setting now.
neuron activation
my refractory period is
yh mate just go live with a bunch of strangers you don't know and have to share your living space with while you're trying to study that will end well
Catberg? More like fatberg
;)
you live in newcastle
you just know it smells rancid
sucked the refractory period out of your mum pal
ktim
retard moment
so as soon as its past its zenith, its a sunset?
fuck off
waste of perfectly good raspberries
peak anya was in split
holy shit man, holy shit
i reckon at about 45 degrees above the horizon
Is this your life today?
how dear you
don't fret it's ai
Rorke thinking the sun starts setting at midday
peak anya was in the vvitch
geordies detected
it is a drink
today
:)
you guys ever think about how maybe all those personality issues that crop up from certain types of strict parenting were actually necessary to facilitate a working society
youtube.com
So this is Rorke
she was 16 in that...
the sun wouldnt set on a flat earth
rorke throwing it all the way back like a lil slut
:)
beautiful sunrise we're having out there at the moment lads.
No she wasn't
leftypol sleeping in bins full of clinical waste
me on the left psyching myself up to shag her
well she peaked early then didn't she
i won't let your son go down on me
the sun wouldnt set on a round earth
newcastle lad is silent on doxxing himself kek
think i prefer fishnets to stockings
Mad the BIG burger and chips at home, lads Enjoying he scran.going to probably get the BIG cans in a bit
beautiful weather and fuck all to do with it
got no friends, you see
yea it’s bumrape
he forgot that the sun doesn't set at the same time everywhere lol
you're a BIG fucking cunt
get on your bike
get some then
sets at the same time everywhere in the uk retard. that's why we have one time zone.
Your mum has a BIG cunt, lad
WAHEYYYYY
i can be your friend but you'll need to wear a dress for me x
we're your friends :)
balderdash and piffle
*takes umbrage*
done that spastic freak
geordie logic
been out today (by myself) in glorious solitude
i think you're retarded, there's literally not a single scenario where fishnets are hotter than stockings
going on a park-run next Saturday, will try and get some then
I only thought that about tarqs from boarding school. apparently there is a 'boarding school syndrome' from traumatic experiences as a young boy there and it creates workaholic men who cannot open up at all and bury their emotions. perfect for a life in the army or running an empire
i think you mean umbridge
Stockings look really, really fucking uncomfortable
workaholic men who cannot open up at all and bury their emotions
koo-koo-kahtoom
PLAY WITH HER ARSE
school girls in tights make me horny
Half a milly for calling a black kid the N word
this is how I will make my fortune
...Duke's place in Marlow, coming round the corner...
100 of us in here but who's the gorilla?
it's over for my gunners
grew up without a father and with two sisters and so I've grown up to become an incredibly feminine man
contrary to popular belief, feminine men are not popular with women at all unless you're tall and attractive and also quite manly
Bigger fish to fry
OH YOU'RE FROM SAINSBURYS
you can try to pretend to be masculine though. masculine people cannot do the reverse
this lad
Stockings look really, really fucking uncomfortable
lots of things women are wearing do honestly
bras, stockings, tight pants, etc.
attn: all of /brit/
Get the fucking Oblivion on.
*gives you a hug*
getting drunk and watching classic episodes of top gear
lift weights if you're not already
In an ideal world we would all get paid to the n word
genuinely cannot stand top gear
cant stand that trio of proper wankers
biggest bottlers in English football and it's not even close
get it fucking made
yo big dap big stormz enit yh yhh digga doo
Sir Stormzy
need to buy some weed
Not a fan of diversityball 2bh
DUD LAMO
have a day off rorke ffs it's a bank holiday weekend you sad cunt
New
allah done a bang up job raising the sun today
utter scorcher
Maybe the leftycucks could have a day off the diversity cuckery ffs hmmm?