Americans be like
yep I'm praying to Jesus
Americans be like
TODAY WE WILL BE PLAYING "JESUS SAYS"
LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR
...
JESUS SAYS GIVE YOUR MONEY TO ME
"AWH LAWD PRAISE JEBUS"
Why do they give money?
Where are the Israeli flags?
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how can you fucking trust a "pastor" who looks like this?
Why do neoprotestants live rent free in the heads of cathbois?
There's something extremely demonic about American """Christianity"""" and I'm not even a believer.
Thank God for dead soldiers. God hates the usa
God hates the world because the world is evil and was made by the Devil. Repent or perish.
It's likely some money laundry scheme.
when the camels come in
holy fucking based
Amerimuts pray to Drumpf while listening to "worship music"
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I hate to sound like a fedora fag, but I have such evanjegue fatigue that I'd honestly be okay with them being sent to reeducation/work camps at this point.
kek and to think these are the same cuckolds who hate Mary and claim that celebrating saints is equal to idol worship, hypocritical scum
when the filipino pope will be elected the catholic church will become like this
I miss those niggas like you wouldn't believe
there are some of these rock concert like things from lutherans and I believe from catholics as well, though they generally do not pretend that you are helding a service in mids of all that music
people there really arent there for the religion but are just there to watch someone perform and the God in this case becomes someone else
The megachurch by me requested the city do a survey to try and get a traffic light installed at their entrance then set up shifts for people to drive so the traffic numbers would be artificially inflated.
even though I dislike catholicism I would really love for Americans to at least have a proper religion than this shit
I would really love for Americans to at least have a proper religion than this shit
*ahem*
whats the power dynamic between them and JW's?
i go to a small, modest catholic church in my city with an irish priest who writes a poem related to the reading for every homily. it’s very comfy and i truly think it has brought me closer to God. dunno
ah yes an angel came down and gave me golden plates written in this language no one ever heard of and only I could translate them and now they are gone and everything abotu that language is gone
Smith really didnt try to hide the fact that he made it all up and then went on to discuss the problems of the American society of that time. I dont know how mormonism survived to this day and age though
Something something camel in eye of a needle o algo
It survived because americans are some of the most retarded people in the world
this is just an aesthetically uglier version of what the catholic church has always been
We do the same but it's eurovision.
in a mass the whole dynamic is very different from what is happening here
mass is usually a thing where the priest doesnt take a role where he performs and everyone else watches. These megachurch things are just gigs with someone(s) performing and others watching it
like in these megachurchse the role of shepherd is really twisted here
absolute fucking drivel, tell me youve never been to a Catholic mass without telling me
fucking moronic protestant loser
you worship idols, gold, and men
i worship Christ
you worship Israel, individualism, and capitalism
What's wrong with individualism. God granted us free will to use it.
hyper individualism is at the center of every evil in the modern world
i'm not christian i'm just telling u the unbiased truth
Mormonism is just judaism for WASPs except it's a blatant scam
If hell exists, then this guy is going there. He literally steals money off dying people by convincing them they'll go to heaven if they do so. Fucking scamming sick fuck
Italians be like
Yep I'm praying to gamers