/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

I hate women

nagatoro is latinx

hallelujan postnings

gagmeat resigns

KWAB

what if he was jagveg

Guns aren't cute or sexy they kill people

Gagfeet

well we just elected to ban all of them here in Cucknada

What *snort* what if *giggles* what if he was called *niggers* JAGFRUIT

food for thought

I'm not gonna think about it

and then instead of a turban he has fruit on his head haha i'm dying

libs and ndp clutch exactly 172

no fucking way...

why won't Conservatives just say Trump anally raped them already?

Wait... where is the cornucopia?

PP gets more votes than any Con in decades, more than Harper and a higher vote share than the last 2 elections + many more seats

nothing changes in the electoral results

nothing ever happens

i love this gay hell world where you get to run the country with 7 seats

I would like to see the united states either totally collapse or become a place intolerant to nonwhite lifeforms, so it's really a win-win for me

He's talking about the canadian cons

retard

Im smart actually and my penis is big

What did Nike mean by this?

the boy i like keeps snapping me
i'm twirling around my bedroom!!

Canadian chudies meltdown

I legit wish you guys the best of luck, you have the weakest form of liberal governemnt to save the economy/housing market, fix decade long cultural issue, and confront a republican dominated United States lead by Trump.

Hope this faggot ass wind doesn't hurt my plantlolis.

I can't wait to witness the total Indian colonization of our northern neighbors!

putting weird extra stress on the middle two syllables of "honey garlic" but you can't get mad at me

As of the latest American Community Survey in 2022, US Census Bureau estimates that 60.9% of the US population were White alone, while Non-Hispanic Whites were 57.7% of the population. Overall, 72.5% of Americans identified as White alone or in combination.[5][6] European Americans are by far the largest panethnic group of white Americans and have constituted the majority population of the United States since the nation's founding.

The US Census Bureau uses a particular definition of "white" that differs from some colloquial uses of the term.[7][8] The Bureau defines "White" people to be those "having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East or North Africa".[9] Within official census definitions, people of all racial categories may be further divided into those who identify as "not Hispanic or Latino" and those who do identify as "Hispanic or Latino".[10][7]

I hate Bob Dylan

Sentences like this wouldn't exist without Anon Babble

americans think they have one up on us with our indian immigrants but dont realize mexicans have been their indians for 100+ years

I know many normal Mexicans

Better start learning Hindi!

you betcha pardner

No Mexican ever tried scamming me by pretending to be from microsoft

redditjeet still seething

loving every laugh

this one goes out to the leaf chuddies
youtube.com/watch?v=8Vv3Ve6KQt8

>redditjeet still seething

loving every laugh

mexican food vs indian food vs texmex food?
(only for cultured people who have really had all three. tornado alley flyovers need not apply)

what's up

Italian

Texmex, mexican, indian
In that order

Just keep in mind that i have a very bad sense of taste and smell

really telling on yourself here, dining options in canada are GRIM

Indian > texmex > mexican

you listed the order correctly.
top-tier mexican > top-tier indian >>>>>>> top-tier texmex
biggest thing holding indian back is lack of meat. they don't do anything "truly" unique that mexico doesn't have some variant of.

I love drinking water so much bros

Italian and American Italian food are not the same

i don't like indian food and i don't like spicy so probably tex mex then mexican than indian

This nigga don't know about mountain dew

Here's a question: can you get in trouble for screaming the N word in public in Iceland?

you're the most hydrated guy here right now probably
i have a sprite and a real one not a no sugar one

No. It is perfectly socially acceptable

can you even get good mexican/texmex in canada?
i'm sure you can get good indian but there's barely any mexicans up there

*writhe*
*squiggle*
*squirm*
*squelch*

a sprite

Please brush your teeth after consuming this

i thought it was a snake at first i like how he just kinda feels his way around

CHICKEN BUTT!

Hmm... dry it or ferment it...?

yes, toronto is perhaps the most culturally diverse city in the world and has great food from just about any culture you can think of

i always brush my teeth before bed i've had too much dental work done to slack on any of that don't worry

It's like a snake that asked a monkey paw for legs

guess why ?

chicken thigh

please stop sharing pictures of me

You can't eat that shit bro, it's all bony skin

icelanders can eat anything

i thought that was the chinese
that's why we got in that whole kerfuffle in 2020

You don't get it
We don't have mcdonalds. We eat to survive

Canadians really dabbed on Drumpf

But they are equal

if a country doesn't have a mcdonalds, does it even exist?

careful, redditleaf just ended his melty

i think melty is the best meme white girls came up with

for me, it's "ick"

they ate and left no crumbs

white girls don't come up with memes. they steal them from gays, who in turn steal them from black womyn.

Not for long

when he has no bed frame its a turbo ick

My parents went to bed dejected because of the results. I feel bad for them. People come to this country to lose their soul in exchange for decent money. The ones from countries with people who have souls at least.

This bodes well for Alberta and Saskatchewan joining the union at the very least. Unfortunate for the rest of Canada though, hard times ahead.

i've always just put my mattress on the floor cause when i'm sick i like to sit on the floor and lean over on top of my bed
i also have a lot of floor pillows i like to sit on i'm kind of a floor dweller

cap lou albano

We wuz memers

melty is a Anon Babble Anon Babbleidya meme though

This stupid hose popped and drained 1000 gallons of oil on the ground in 8 minutes

Loser

who in turn steal them from black womyn.

who in turn steal them from the internet, who in turn stole them from Anon Babble.

an adult man who still rides a bike

ick!

Clean it up wagie

you have a very messy job

hi foundry worker anon
that stinks but is everything okay otherwise
that's okay

So many Eurangatans

Cripes

an adult man who doesn't exercise

ickiest ick. may as well be on your deathbed wiping your ass with the spongestick.

youtube.com/watch?v=_bx347ilv64

Is that a lightskinned black person

I'm so excited for Halloween

i'm icked up

our time will come soon have patience

why
its april
get excited for the beach or smth idk

I was thinking about halloween earlier O:

damn shawty you fine as hell

I will not eat brownie filled hershey kisses at 11:40 pm

all those regions voting Bloq

cucks all of you

Yes everything else is fine. Just very slippery

mmmm those sound good anon
what do they taste like

EAT THESE KISSES, NERD
*SMOOCH*

imagine skunk got too excited and happy and accidentally made a stink in ur face but then felt bad about it and snuglged up to u

I just want to share that I received 7 (You)s in a row

philosopher on X(formerly twitter)

That's too many (you)s for one person
Deleting my post

well mind your step you don't need to have to clean up a spill and also deal with a twisted ankle
pretty picture honestly that reminds me of a place i'd sneak off to to smoke weed as a teenager, why are there big arches in the middle of the woods like that

ain't nobody said this was a (you) competition smdh

I did. I got a popcicle for my efforts (courtesy: me)

It's not, but I'm impressed with my combo
Nice platypus

Objections to the statement made regarding homosexuality and its relation to increased rates of infidelity, alcoholism, promiscuity, divorce, and suicidality. The response always becomes what about the successful homosexual? What about the homosexual independent from any of the problematic outcomes mentioned? This is what various limitphobic activists insist. But is that really a functional objection? Besides the fact that this would be a tiny proportion of homosexuals and the commonality of these pathological implications would be generally common among the population, but nevertheless it is illogical, it is a fallacy of consequentialism, a fundamental misinterpretation of consequentialism, the left cannot understand the idea of the collective, the hypothesis of organizing society predicated upon overall well-being, instead any exception to a homogenous rule disproves the rule, however logically problematic that might be.

Exceptions to a rule seldom disprove a rule:

i love animals

I'm pretty sure thats wxactly what the locals use this place for. There was a large coke mine nearby there alittle over 100 years ago. That structure is what remains of the pump house that ventilated the whole thing

imagine grabbing him and throwing him at the wall to see if he sticks

Humans are a rational species that can reproduce with a brain and a heart, but no one claims that humans don’t possess these features in biology class predicated upon the fact that a few individuals with biological deformities fall outside the confines of this given category. When you walk outside, there is a chance you may be kidnapped, robbed, or fall and hit your head on the asphalt. But we would be able to safely claim that this wouldn’t occur, and in spite of the risk, exceptions to the rule don’t disprove the rule, thereby we operate under the assumption of the probability that we won’t get kidnapped, analogous to this we operate under the assumption that homosexuality from a probability perspective increases the rates of a plethora of consequences, some don’t, analogous to the fact that some people walking outside get kidnapped, just because some individuals get kidnapped, seldom implies that the rule changes. There are instances where your car won’t work, but you operate under the assumption that it will, you operate under the assumption your senses work, that you won’t die tomorrow, and that you won’t get fired tomorrow. But these things happen to millions of people everyday, but we operate from probability, thereby the reality of a situation is determined predicated upon the general rate of something occurring. If a neighborhood is crime-ridden, there is a chance, sometimes a high chance that you won’t get robbed by walking through, but you still wouldn’t, the majority of individuals living in crime-ridden neighborhods don’t get robbed, but you would still see these neighborhoods as risk factors for these behaviors.

Same

why does this diva have anime eyes
oh yeah i remember you said something about that a while ago
i hope you enjoy your popsicle buddy glad everythings alright

Imagine grabbing him and throwing him at the wall to see if he sticks

what if we renamed yemen to semen

highland cows my love

I've got a webm that's very cum related

that is disgusting
what even is that

how this nibba see where he goin tho fr fr

look at these sugarplums

Did any of your high schools have that one kid who grew his hair super long and always made sure to cover half of his face with it

it's a feesh

That's fish cum

I'm a millenial, half of the boys and girls did that as part of the scene/emo style/trend

I wish I was a handsome young prince in 15th century England.

those were the kids in my friend circle cause i was a sceeney weenie back then so yeah
no it isn't

goodnight

born to live in a victorian manor with many handsome suitors
forced to sit in traffic to go to publix
good night

lovely hair

my god imagine her on a humid day she looks like a sheep that's gone too long without being sheared
i've never seen a white person with that kind of hair

Time for bed

It is fish cum
I saw a foreign chick who was working as a waitress in a restaurant here in iceland who looked just like this

I think that's a quadroon

I was always into the goth chicks in school

It is fish cum

yes

that's why I said it's cum related you guys sheesh

If Trump is so fixated on Canada why don't they offer green cards to Liberal Party haters like me?

if you didn't have at least shoulder length hair i wasn't interested in you in high school

That is bestiality

Dedicated to the chuddies
youtu.be/cSZf8ZYHV7o

what a fun game they play in canada

dude how did you know my favorite sport was hit the cantaloupe with a nunchuck

Kek mine was close but curled up at the ends, typical surfer boy look. Can't stand having log hair now. Weird how that works

thats like me posting a mexican cartel video of 10 beheadings and saying its an american game

it's skyrocketing in popularity these days!

But you didn't do that, did you?

Wtf why does every single person in india do this?

good night

what? yeah i didn't and that's why i explained the comparison

have you ever considered not being autistic and gay

cute projection doe

N

o.

I suddenly had a craving for a mountain dew. I haven't had a mountain dew for over 11 years

i'm unironically really cool outside of Anon Babble and the internet and would beat all of you up
i'm not joking

and your dad works at nintendo

I have lots of friends

What do you do for work

youtu.be/KdIhq1tb8Co

Canada threw this away for jeet culture

Sad times...

nerd cope but id still hang with you guys
id be the cool guy in the group though lol
construction foreman, mostly do commercial siding

foreman

Hmm idk then, it's a toss up

The cool guy never brags about being cool.

anyone who unironically thought the conservatives would prevent the coming austerity is a tool

I'm a successful nerd with a fun nerd career

The Conservatives were running on austerity, not sure what you mean?

foreman

siding

you do even do any of the work and the work you watch over is baby boy work
Us framers mog you in every conceivable way
go hang your plastic before I have to whoop your ass BOY

i'm a foreskinman

Why are there so many tradies on night /cum/ I thought I'd be the only one

You're the doctor that cuts baby dicks?

/cum/ is a blue collar general

wow a framer! what sort of framing? framing houses? yeah i'm in the carpenters union too buddy. i'm literally erecting 54 story condos in downtown toronto while you can barely get an erection at home

I thought being away from Anon Babble would result in me looking at less porn but I actually ended up consooming more of it because I was so bored

this had better be a troll, there's a million websites out there what kind of fagtard would go to REDDIT lmao

reddit was awesome

bro doesn't even own a hammer to name

absolutely bodied that freak

chirping reddit is literally xx reddit
its not that bad unless you're scrolling the main page
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They sell this in Vietnamese grocery stores near me

I SAID, I KNOW
IT'S ONLY ROCK AND ROLL
BUT I LIKE IT

redditors are seething about temu tariffs lol

Cool. You can raise it from birth

I don't understand temu, every time I look at it shit looks like the crappiest dogshit you could find

Because thats what it is

consoomers have been retards for years

i thought today was the 28th

it's been over 4 months since christmas

I never bought anything there so I didn't want to judge too much but also like why would you waste money on the cheapest shit

Still relying on mayan calendars?

Stupid people don't realize you arent saving money if the product is actually worthless or breaks in a month

People are buying things they wouldn't buy at all if the price was higher

Drinkinh tonight?
I am drinking vodka and orange soda
Delicious
I need to sleep soon
Work in morning
I want to go to work tipsy but I think they'd know
I wish I could smoke cigarettes at work without worrying about judgment or questions
I am not a person at work only object
Objects don't need to smoke cigarettes
But I do
So you see the disconnect

I don't drink it makes you lazy stupid and fat

I am 2 of 3
But happiest when drinking late at night
Can't stop
Drink every night
Need to sleep soon

Still is, depending on the timezone.

Alcoholics how you hide alcoholism at work
How you drink then
How you be tipsy at work no smell on breath at all
No worries

But happiest when drinking late at night

Because youre addicted, you've formed an emotional dependence

My alcoholic coworker once showed up drunk to work

Tonight I pulled into McDonalds and they have two speakers you can order from and I saw two cars in the same lane so I pulled up to the other one. Normally I would tell them that the 2nd person was there first but I noticed they had California plates so I pulled out in front of them and made them wait longer

calitards blown the FUCK out

Was it obvious
But before I drank i was still unhappy and I couldn't ever socialize. Now i am unhappy but sometimes I can socialize and sometimes I have fun late at night drunk guaranteed
There is no escape and this is why people drink i think
How do you fill the holes inside you if not with alcohol or drugs

There is no escape and this is why people drink i think

No, that's how people form addictions, you use it to cope with something instead of working it out on your own

How do you fill the holes inside you if not with alcohol or drugs

Contemplation, exercise, work, talk about it with people close to me

My farts stink tonight. Like really bad.

Work as in job?
What do you do for work

talk about it with people close to me

They aren't me enough to understand
Writing and movies and books help more than anything

No, that's how people form addictions, you use it to cope with something instead of working it out on your own

Yes but there is no cure for autism
You either mask and feel unhappy about not being yourself or you be yourself and are unhappy everyone hates you
This is why autistic people have such high rates of alcoholism

most cummies are asleep so its time for cute animals

a lot of Germanic women have masculine faces

I think about killing myself most days but I cant talk to my gf about it cause she's going through worse right now
I often suppress my emotions to make sure she is ok

or you be yourself and are unhappy everyone hates you

Bro what? You be yourself and earn peoples respect by having the autistic super power of doing everything perfectly

What do you do for work

Carpenter but I do a lot of contract work for other trades as well

whats her problem?
(no disrespec)

Was it obvious

Yeah. He was rambling and making all sorts of mistakes. He got picked up by his wife and there were no consequences because we were on the nightshift and no one else saw him

A lot of mexicanic women have brown faces

Bro what? You be yourself and earn peoples respect by having the autistic super power of doing everything perfectly

This is a caricature of autism
Autism is complex
It has elements people may respect but overall is still very looked down upon. In pretty much every occupation you must communicate effectively, no matter how good you might be in your little autistic hyperfixation. It's really hard to communicate right with autism even if you know what you're doing

Carpenter but I do a lot of contract work for other trades as well

My dad and younger brother are carpenters
I feel like a failure compared to them
I am happy for you
You like it?

i love cheese

Beautiful princess disorder and lots of anxiety
Nightshift sometimes sounds like heaven
I love working late at my job when no one else around

Me too as I am wisconsinite

fat guys get more respect than scronny guys

This is a caricature of autism

Works for me, when I got my first framing job I became leadman in a month because I was built, studied every blueprint and book they gave me and did everything as near perfect as possible from the beginning.

You like it?

Yes, I take a lot of pride being able to point out buildings I built or worked on when I drive through my state. It's also great exercise and practical.

I would be lying if I said that people didn't rib me for my autistic traits, one foreman straight up even asked if I was autistic out of nowhere. But I grew up in an environment where that was normal to begin with so I actually enjoy it. It makes me laugh and feel like I'm at home

/cum/mypies, it's one in the morning and I'm drinking covfefe.

do you guys like morally gray characters

The hardest part of working with autism is having to deal with corporate expectations. Stuff that they believe should be automatic and expected that you are completely oblivious to. Getting written up for being sick and not getting a doctors note is fucking retarded for an autistic person, why would I waste money when I'm not even making money? Getting written up for taking time off that wasn't "approved" by somebody you hardly ever see despite telling your crew regularly for months you were going to take it off anyway and getting all the hard stuff done before you left to make their lives easier. HR is the bane to an autistic person

There arent any other kind of characters

That's why I work for myself. no HR FAGGOTS to deal with, it's lovely.

You look like this

Carprenty seems to be work that instills a lot of pride
I am happy for you
My dad has said similar things about pointing out the buildings

I was at gif fapping at trannies pounding guys, getting hot thinking of all the shit I would like for one to do to me then I came and thought it was disgusting and I would never. But I know I will be back. Happens in your country?

I mean it's not hard to get into you just have to be modest to get into it. You're going to take a lot of abuse physically and mentally but it will make you a better person even if you don't stick with it

How about morally gay characters

Do I get an award for getting to the airport too early again?

*sues u*

LOL

No, being uncommital does not make for an engaging or serious character. I'm more of an antihero kind of guy, which is arguably the same thing but it's a more nuanced and established character type than simply "protagonist is an asshole sometimes but is generally an ok guy who helps people sometimes."

Now to autistically spend the next 4 hours of my life painstakingly planning out my warehouse layout to efficiently produce and process large amounts of cocaine

i live in an area with no economy aside from equalization payments from other provinces so i can't be directly affected by tariffs

You union?

No I actually work

You onion?

hate onions desu

Buy the Mustang at the auto dealer, it's worth it

There's no way it is faster than the golden skateboard + bunny hopping but I will soon because after this I have basically nothing to work towards besides achievements

When I got bored with the game I went to the casino and started pulling all 5 slot machines at the same time until I had a 100k pile of money. Bought all the expensive chains watches paintings and golden toilet, it was good fun.

Hey

Yo

Hello

What game?

Damn bros I didn't realize I was such a high value male or just how easy it is to get women until I started using apps
It's so insanely easy you just have to be funny and make them feel special
I've got two girls down so bad for me
ive never felt so confident before

New

On hinge?

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