/brit/

smug niggas edition

Oh yes, that's me!

quick someone tell me a joke

would punt that runt into omicron persei 8

get him chopped up
on the grill
into a burger with a bit of halloumi
lovely stuff

moo deng sex arse is still stuck in thailand ffs

A dog, having entered an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'

would take a claw hammer to this vile runt

Blacks are inferior

moo deng would fuck you all up in a heartbeat

:)

right fuck it im going to work
cant afford the day off and its only a cold
going back to sleep for a few more hours until i have to wake

What do you think the meaning of life is, /brit/?

what do you call a black dentist?

a nigger

bruce throwing a hippo on the barbie

ent that the monty python fillum

pfffttthahahah

could really go for a hungry jacks hippo burger right now

got rum and honey in the house?

There is such a film by that name, but that's not what I'm referring to

Forgot to close the blinds in the flat before I went out
Fucks sake
Going to be 40 deg in there when I get back

behave

is this actually a problem in bongland LOL

there was one good jew that ever lived. the jews had him killed, and freed a murderer in his place. the end

Morning dee lads. How are we all then? x

who drink arnol parmler

yanks drinking microwaved tea and getting into bed with their jeans and shoes on

stopped wanking me. Not on some no fap "heal the mind and soul" shite, just not been bothered to have one. Last one was Thursday i think

his name? albit einstin

freaked my nut out in the sopranos when they are sitting on the bed in shoes

put every christfreak into a giant chamber and drop a nuke in it

Did you hear about the sick airport?
It was terminal.

dear god that’s a sexy baseball

raping my own arse

Need to clean the bathroom floor this morning before dadberg comes back

I don't think we should be so harsh. But we should recognise that religions are now obsolete.

no but i cant drink and drive anyway

ah yes, let me drag the filth from the floor of the street outside into my bed. just rub it all in there. get it properly everywhere

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi jammin.

What does Bob Marley say when handing the doughnuts round to his mates?
Hope you like jammin too.

shoving a shoelace aglet into my urethra

odd foreplay from your mum and dad there

win what?

screwdriver coated with dog shit in mine

good lad

The battle of ideas

Not racist obviously but I was at the lido yesterday and there were three Indians there so I opted not to swim in the land they'd been in just in case

A man walks into a bar and hurts his shins

doesn't exist

swim in the land

having a severe mental health episode

swim in the land

Genuinely no reason to not have this watch in your life.

got a phone mate don’t need a watch

Genuinely no reason to ... have ... watch

agreed

the white man's science only leads to death and misery

chinese mate has got me on the mercury. apparently it makes you immortal

quit chess me lads. Was only playing for the rating, not for the game.

wonder why they're called "teenage mutant ninja turtles" instead of just "ninja turtles"
the fact that they're ninjas already conveys the message that they're no ordinary turtles, and why do they feel the need to specify that they're teenagers? the whole thing just seems so extraneous

got a garmin taxtix 7

Could really smash a Chinese tonight lads. Maybe some egg fried rice with it as well.

remember when you had to find a partner at school and you just sat there and waited until everyone had paired up and had to go up to the teacher to see you dont have a partner

nope i was a top shagger back in primary school

No one cares about your MKultra activation phrase mate.

chang putting powdered pangolin penis into his morning coffee and telling leftypol its mushroom

Lane

Yeah it does. Humans propose different ideas. Some of those ideas die out and some of those ideas live on.

Christianity has lasted a long time but will it still be around in 1,000 years? Who knows. Same with science, who knows. But it's possible that science will be around in the future and Christianity won't be.

A week of using that mushroom coffee and not a single one of the advertised benefits. Reckon I've been done.

do you want to know my sleep score

Why contain it? S'cool

Mousey spotted:

this is the image of all time

Agreed to a social event months ago for tomorrow. I agreed to another one in June. I hate the way I am.

because they started out as a parody of different superhero comics
teen titans = teenager
x-men = mutants
daredevil = ninja

don't understand why i'm so popular at toil given that i was bullied relentlessly at school

but why turtles?

where is the "battle"

teenagers are exciting

they were running out of ideas

um

got kicked off the worksite because my fat twink ass kept distracting people

because one of the creators wanted to make the other creator laugh
they were probably stoned

chud pride world wide

off to the bush to see if i can capture a possum or bandicoot

Mousenonce = timmyuk confirmed

britain's top amateur scientist

you were bullied because they were jealous of how cool you are

Hope a dropbear gets ya

lettuce begin

Each time there is a debate about religion vs secularism, I guess that is a skirmish in the battle of ideas

Debates such as this: youtube.com/watch?v=ngjQs_QjSwc

miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

Wonder if they shared a taxi afterwards

this so me asf lol

ill knock your lights out you reddit cunt

what’s the difference between bump order and last reply aren’t they the same thing

why would she, and, to an extent, you, need two calculators?

going to have to do something about my chronic alcoholism like switch to 2% beers and dump out all the spirits

Or a yowie

FOLC

you guessed wrong

how are religions obsolete?

saging i guess

try this mate. grown by the yowies. its called yoweed

shut yo bitch ass up diego

I don't think so, but why do you think I guessed wrong?

We now have science which seems to offer a more accurate and true set of explanations of the universe

Idk what that means

You'll just drink more of it to compensate. If you want to cure your alcoholism then do it, and quit drinking altogether.

still don’t know what ‘sage’ does nor will i seek out to understand it

Muuum! Christopher is disputing the central role of judeo-christian belief in western civilisation again!

*by extension

deary me

In 1740, to minimise the subsequent illness, drunkenness, and disciplinary problems, British Vice-Admiral Edward Vernon ordered that the daily rum issue of one-half imperial pint (284 ml) of rum be mixed with one imperial quart (1,100 ml) of water, a water-to-rum ratio of 4:1, with half issued before noon and the remainder after the end of the working day.

could do this, the way of your forefathers
add some lemon too to prevent scurvy

Christ almighty, remember writing cringey shite like this when I was 13

debates about things don't prove that science and religion are inherently opposed and it's only really an accident of history that you view things this way

offer a more accurate and true set of explanations of the universe

that’s just not true though is it

i don't want to stop though you see

put sage in the options field and it makes your post not bump the thread :)
soyjak party had supersage which forcefully sends the thread to the next page haha. quite amusing!

might rewatch the big lez show in its entirety

christtards cant explain why magical things stopped happening after the bible ended

Have thought about rationing out cheap vodka into jugs of water but really who can be arsed

shoving a woolies roast chook drumstick up my arse and pulling it out after completely pecked clean to the bone

bizarre comment religion isn't interested in empirical predictions of the universe lol similarly science isn't interested in the "true set of explanations" of the universe that iusnmt a scientific question

because jesus fucked off to heaven

Cooking With Emma Watson’s Poo: 100 Delicious Recipes

You not going to tell me?

ye but god did heaps of mental stuff too then stopped for some reason

project on

ah so mum was right all along!

dark matter

Ah right, you're one of those 'LOL i'm such an alcoholic me!!!' mongs who fall over after 3 pints. Carry on then.

because jews got his son killed

your mums minge gets full of it every night

Would be nice to have a girlfriend. Not horny just lonely

SeasideMARK x

och aye it would laddie

got me cheeky fucker

no one explained it thus proving me right

womens rights
gottem

most intelligent atheist

thus

got tune-yards on

uve bren done

how come they never wrote down all that shit what jesus did when he was alive and waited until hundreds of years afterr? bit sus

most informed atheist

youtube.com/watch?v=4bb9qadL5wg

couldn't find a pen

diego acting especially rapeable tonight....

if god exist then why bad thing happen

yhe binble

so god had all these caveman niggas running around for 100k years before making Jesus.. why
are they in caveman heaven

sargon of akkad (I call him his carl of swindon) is teetering on the edge these days. Still dont trust him though, i remember his liberalistism'ism days

Just wear tracksuit everyday me I’d feel well bent wearing those type of clothes

Image Emma Watson giving your bollock bag a good 1-2.

Fr Mike Schmitz already debunked this

why do so many posters develop a weird homosexual attachment to diego. the canadian used to pretend he was his husband now this aussie. don't really want to shag diegos arse personally, and i wouldn't let him shag mine either

i remember his liberalistism'ism days

lol i was just watching a video about that

i wear shirts and that

they are immoral homosexuals

i dont actually want to bum diego but he needs a good raping to set him straight, i'm sure you'd agree

Irish Harvey Norman

I did not know this and I own shares in the fucking company

The Lord is close to the brokenhearted
and saves those who are crushed in spirit

nah ive been drinking every night for 8 years

What type of shirts

starving me. ASDA man needs to hurry up x

he has bottom energy and vibes that gets the lads going

You should watch his "debate" with Richard Spencer he somehow managers to lose. He comes in with these presumptions that Spencer cares about Democracy and le rule of law and but quickly becomes apparent he doesnt so his whole argument dissolves

go harvey go

grim how do u have the effort

liverberg well and truly done in

Fantastic post. God bless you mate

sounds funny but richard spencer is hella gay

plain or checked ones

poo

dogs bday today was gonna make him some scrambled egg but I’ve only got 3 eggs left and that’s my lunch

when did Anon Babble come back and what did you lot do when it was down?

screaming

the shit white people get up to man

Lil bit zesty I won’t lie bro

4chanx is a fucking ball ache if im being honest. I cant find the feature that quotes (you) when someone responds

mad how much my room smells like a brewery after night of steaming

got a job

nah i look good and make gash wet

mine smells like a sex brewery because of all the wanking

You’re white

shoved a pencil up my bum and tried to shit it out but it maneuvered itself sideways and skewered through my rectum

sounds like a you problem. not Anon Babble X's fault you're a thicko

got a raise at work, started my PhD, got engaged

this attitude would get you nowhere in ui

literally nothing lol

I said it was a ball ache and I cant find the feature, not really an indicator of intelligence. I bet you think spelling mistakes make you thick too you little paki lmfao

gee where would an option related to quoting be

Sure you do bro….

There comes a point at which you can't cater to every moron

Where’s the Belgian cuck does he not know Anon Babble is back up

yeh not being able to spell the words of your first language absolutely makes you a spastic

posted as much as normal but on the sharty

done im

on the upside Anon Babble x does a wonderful job of filtering without stubs. Most of the spergs on here have a limited vocabulary and basic pattern recognition of some distinctive words used in their sentences allow for the filter to work like magic

mad how brick has been schooled on basic philosophy a million times yet he's still too utterly thick to update his arguments and views he just enjoys being called out time and time again as a retard

this attitude would get you nowhere in the food industry

You're an ESL immigrant then because only a foreigner puts that much value in language. There is no evidence to suggest spelling mistakes or grammatical errors is an indicator of IQ or general intelligence.

how many bad choices does a person have to make throughout life to end up caring about any of this shit

Literally Hitler

plenty of evidence in this thread to suggest you're a mongoloid

The intro to American Horror Story Coven began my fear of black people

I accept your concession

Mumberg gets me to do tesco online shops and I usually sneak in a bunch of treats and drinks when she's gone. Totally forgot this time. I'm absolutely fucked this week.

climbed everest
went to the moon
discovered atlantis

you accept penises into your anus

No one knows what this shit means lil bro

people do judge you if you write like a retard desu

are you 12?

You spaz out on here every day mate, sometimes alone with nobody else around because its the middle of the night. At the end of the day you could be on bondi beach right now touching fannois and having VBs with the lads, but you CHOOSE to post on an anime website

I thought you were disputing whether a battle of ideas exists

I think the conclusions of science are more accurate than the conclusions of religion. E.g. there's no credible evidence for the existence of God, but there is a lot of evidence for the existence of the Andromeda galaxy.

Truth is what science is investigating, unless you think that the empirical universe isn't real

so

No. He’s a fully grown man, now imagine that

why do scousers say they're not english but still rely on the english benefit system

I accidentally a whole watermelon

killed myself, currently posting from hell
the internet is faster down here than it was in australia

well obviously people have different ideas

In order for white men in the tropics to avoid going mad:

Limit midday sun exposure. English officers in African colonies were required to wear strong sun hats. Those who refused often lost their minds.

Have a specific hobby or pursuit that requires intense focus. Surfing, spearfishing/fishing, diving. Don't just "hang around." Don't just wander aimlessly (backpacking). Don't let the mind wander too much. The worst ones you see are the white men who just kinda bum around, who reside on the beach or drift around and do little else.

Take breaks. Don't live there full-time.

Why do English people forget there are other countries in the “Union” it’s not just them

Hell is situated in middle britain so that makes sense.

does this explain why australians are all bonkers?

Had it reinforced for me recently that folks that can't comply with basic spelling and grammatical conventions are wronguns
Riting gud means that you went to school and paid attention there, and - crucially - that you approach life on the basis that other people's way of doing things is worth learning

Did Rorke ever return to Anon Babble?

irrelevant virgin projection
worry about yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=e-OXgunuz_4

jesus was australian

mad how often prisoners who are serving life sentences for murder turn to religion as a cope
what's the point? you're not getting into heaven either way

no he wasn't. stop lying

am just resting la

Truth is what science is investigating

is it? what is your argument for that

unless you think that the empirical universe isn't real

religion isn't that interested in the empirical universe
it's a superficial reality. religion is concerned with far more important and meaningful questions like "what is a good life" "what is the order of being" "what is the ends of a human meant to be" and so on
science, by definition, is not able to approach any of these questions because science is a post hoc investigation on cause and effect in the material universe. it cannot talk about anything other than the material universe, it does not have the tools to make any sort of judgement whatsoever

they won't like you revealing this

Yes they are

this guy is a lot less handsome than the bloke who played jesus in the passion of the christ (2004)

On the online tesco shop I book the slot I know she's out so I can receive the treats and drinks in private. Often the freezer is just packed with pizzas and snack bites like cheese bites or garlic breads. She never know because it's my account so she can't check. I accidentally left a whiskey on last order though, not sure if she saw because it was a rare time she added a few items herself.

What the fuck will I do now my snacks and treats aren't arriving? Might actually have to spend my bennies on drinks and treats.

catholics believe you can do whatever you want, abuse children, murder people, as long as you say sorry to God before you die

Helps pass the time

Oh yeah? How often does that happen then. Loads, yeah? Tons maybe

youtube.com/watch?v=q696Uc8xI7o

You have to actually mean it though.

Captcha: G0Y TNP

All Christian’s believe that

Incorrect

Mad how fucked up Jim C was by that role

(8) you always hurt the one you love (8)

yeah mate murders happen all the time and the murderer is often caught, not always but at least half the time depending on how competent the local rozzers are and/or how stupid the murderer was

Its the same level as thinking regional accents are an indicator of intelligence. I know it might be difficult to fathom, but someone with a west country accent can still be an aircraft controller or mathematician or scientist. They'll just be saying orite mi luvlies but it wont mean they're dumb

Canada
Cannabis
Coincidence?

"what is a good life"

You don't need to imagine religious entities to answer this question

"what is the order of being"

Scientific question. It's a question about the order of the universe.

"what is the ends of a human meant to be"

Also a scientific question, and the way we currently answer that question is with the theory of evolution.

Calvinists don't they believe some people are destined for hell no matter what they do

only atheists can be so antihuman to think that forgiveness is possible is a negative lol

yeah i heard he got struck by lightning more than once during filming
god must not like people pretending to be jesus, maybe he considers it the divine equivalent of blackface

this is ignorant but also has some truth because catholics do have a kind of checkbox approach to salvation

>"what is the order of being"

Scientific question. It's a question about the order of the universe.

lmao

You don't need to imagine religious entities to answer this question

you arguably do but this is a philosophical debate not a scientific one so again you admit science cannot deal with all truths

Scientific question. It's a question about the order of the universe.

no this is a philosophical question lol
the question of being is a metaphysical, not a physical question.

Also a scientific question, and the way we currently answer that question is with the theory of evolution.

again philosophical question and that is also the exact opposite of evolution. the whole point of evolution is that it is random

religion seems sound because they had 2000 of smart guys coming up with various cope but at the end of the day you have to realise they all think the ridiculous shit in the bible actually happened, like Noah making a giant boat and putting all the animals on it etc

catholics literally and unironically believe bread and water turns into human flesh and blood in their mouths. it isnt just metaphor. they think they are chewing on human flesh.
deeply mentally unwell people

err lads if you aren't a member of the Christ of Jesus Christ (Catholic Church) then you cannot be a Christian. Peter established the Church in Rome on Christ's instruction. Protesting his church is heresy

off the bastarding vapes
craving one

Oh shush rorke. Science won. The gays won. Black cocks won. Zip it.

I’ve never vaped and I don’t smoke. Not a runt you see.

they’re so retarded

lil bro doesnt understand symbolism

most philosophically capable atheist

2000 of smart guys

what do you think is the second most ridiculously implausible bible story after noah's ark?

got into a bad habit of smoking at my desk

People who sit in their cars on their break at work are incredibly runtish

Er what were all of the other apostles for then?

ktim

i never smoked but i got hooked on vaping while on the computer

plants were created before sunlight

One of my teachers used to this and some students saw her crying in there once

kek i did this today
all the good seats at the lunch table were taken though

they literally think that

a woman being a virgin

catholics literally and unironically believe bread and water turns into human flesh and blood in their mouths

Simply incorrect

Off to gym see you losers later

Don't have a car so I sit in a toilet cubicle and eat my lunch. Don't want people seeing how much I eat.

transubstantiation isn't symbolism, it's entirely literal in the catholic church

She was only 13, rorke

Sort of but it's more that a life well-lived demonstrates that God favours you so it loops around back to salvation by good works

People who poo at work are insanely runtish as well.

i've had catholics say it to my face. also on here.

i worship the gods of my traditional aboriginal ancestors

"sure"

fuck off shy pooers are virgin freaks and you know it

i """poo""" at work (sit on the toilet on my phone for 30 minutes twice a day)

Sheldon praying to Monkey Jesus

thing that stops be from really embracing christianity is the church's complicity in colonialism. can't really see past the native american boarding schools and allat

you admit science cannot deal with all truths

Nah I don't admit that at all

the question of being is a metaphysical, not a physical question.

It's a scientific question. This question - whether a thing is - is a scientific question.

that is also the exact opposite of evolution. the whole point of evolution is that it is random

In which case the answer of what the ends of a human are is this: the ends are whatever evolution says. Evolution has selected for organisms that are good at reproducing, so you could say reproduction is the end of a human. But some humans can't reproduce - some are infertile. So maybe there is no inherent "end" of a human. Some can reproduce and are inclined to reproduce. Some can't reproduce, or aren't inclined to reproduce.

You keep mentioning philosophy but as Stephen Hawking accurately said: "Philosophy is dead. Philosophers have not kept up with modern developments in science, particularly physics. Scientists have become the bearers of the torch of discovery in our quest for knowledge."

Nah I don't admit that at all

well that's odd cos u just accidently did lol

It's a scientific question. This question - whether a thing is - is a scientific question.

that's not what ontology is and again that's not really a scientific question but a philosophical one, epistemology etc

the ends are whatever evolution say

evolution doesnt say anything
im not sure you understand what evolution is

You keep mentioning philosophy but as Stephen Hawking accurately said: "Philosophy is dead. Philosophers have not kept up with modern developments in science, particularly physics. Scientists have become the bearers of the torch of discovery in our quest for knowledge."

quoting a scientist ignorant on philosophy does not an argument make. provide evidence for your arguments if you want to be taken seriously (ironically agian a philosophical premise)

Stephen Hawking was right. What is the point of philosophy? It's just pointless speculation and intellectual masturbation. The problem of philosophy and religion is that their hypotheses aren't tested.

Religion proposes the hypothesis that there's a God. But religion isn't willing to test this hypothesis against reality. Religion isn't willing to consider the evidence for and against the existence of God. Religion just dogmatically says "yes God exists, or at least you should have faith that God exists, regardless of the evidence". So really religion is just wishful thinking.

Science is not wishful thinking. Science is where you test your hypotheses against the reality which surrounds us. Science provides knowledge which can be demonstrated through repeatable experiments. You can't do that with religion. You can't demonstrate the existence of God with a repeatable experiment.

What is the point of philosophy? It's just pointless speculation and intellectual masturbation

the utter irony of trying to dismantle philosophy by doing philosophy
lol, lmao even

Religion proposes the hypothesis that there's a God

not even true

Science is not wishful thinking.

science is absolutely wishful thinking relating to a realistic cause and effect world view etc (ironically the exact same parametres that abrahamic religions describe)

The problem of philosophy and religion is that their hypotheses aren't tested.

prove there's something wrong with that

Philosophy is just useless. The way to get real knowledge is to test the universe and observe the results of these tests.

Untested hypotheses lead to false beliefs. False beliefs lead to dangerous behaviour, which can be fatal. Fatality is bad in my view because I don't want to die. Maybe some people are okay with dying - well that's up to them.

Philosophy is just useless. The way to get real knowledge is to test the universe and observe the results of these tests.

the irony of making a philosophical claim to try and deny philosophy

It's an empirical claim. Philosophy is just speculation and intellectual masturbation.

how is it an empirical claim lmao
what's the experiment u gona do and how do u interpret it
where's ur empirical experiment for

Philosophy is just speculation and intellectual masturbation.

lmao

It's empirically verifiable that philosophy doesn't test hypotheses. If you think of qualia: where is the experiment showing that qualia exist? Qualia are just a speculation. Basically philosophers just said "I feel like there should be these things called qualia, so I'm going to talk about qualia as if qualia exist".

I do think subjective conscious experiences exist, but I would say they're the same thing as the physical activity in your brain - neurons firing, that kind of thing.

Anyway whatever, philosophy is just intellectual masturbation that doesn't reveal new knowledge as far as I can tell. Science is how we get real knowledge about the universe.