LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
DRINKING THE CANS sub-edish
/brit/
eating a raisin
You just talk to the mechanic, lad or find the dead one or something
Good lad
Tried it. Lost my save when I fucked out the old PC. Got up to the second area? I think. Sometime after the Malkavian mansion place
drinking lager from a can right now
don't watch celeb big bro but thought this was funny
3 weeks ago, Mickey Rourke enters alongside this yank girl who called herself a lesbian with a non-binary gf
Mickey Rourke kept making homophobic remarks and at one time said "I need to go out for a fag, but I'm not talking about you" and pointed at her
Mickey even joked he'd turn her straight
Jojo burst into tears and defiantly told him she's a lesbian and when she leaves she'll still be with her non-binary partner
gets booted out for his lesbianophobic attitude
There's a love island deano in there
she fell for him and then broke up with her non-binary gf and is back on the cock
mental
so she unironically was turned straight after standing up for lesbians against the homophobic bully
wonder what this girl looks like now
you re sad
Nah looks tons better now
I can tell you have a stiffy for Romans, probably because you're gay
Slavery is peak soul
just making a post in the thread
don't mind me
wawa siwa
only thing i didnt like about sinners was the emphasis on cunnilingus . no were people in southern stats in 1930 doing that
evens i go to the pub
odds i drink in the house and watch yt all night
need the shackles and chains of international finance debt slavery broken ASAP
less lovely i reckon
walled hard because of her poor life choices
mumberg buys 24 pack of WALKERS
WALKERS for some reason thinks it's wise to put 6 ready salteds in there
who is actually eating that shite
worst thing is I'm the only one who bothers so I'm oft left with the lot
anti-capitalism
socialism
antisemitism
the holy trinity lads
just to remind you, there are may of us drinking and watching the youtube and posting on the brit
not on the cans
i suppose one could say i'm on the can'ts
i'll have them lad
the renaissance literally had a stiffy for romans. you know nothing
needed a haircut on new years day
left it for literally 4 months
finally caved in and got it during my lunch break on Friday
now look and feel so much better I'm questioning my mental illness of not doing this in the first place
that thing that's been on your to-do list for months lads?
just do it ffs
I'D RATHER LIE THAN LOSE YOU
No can do
very fattening de lad
cronem needs is snack ready
Aryan
love ready salted me
love salt and shake
love eating a bowl of salt
writing a cover letter in the year 205
Tried it. Lost my save when I fucked out the old PC. Got up to the second area? I think. Sometime after the Malkavian mansion place
Fair play.
Do give it another go some day, it's sincerely great. Only game I replay regularly alongside HL2 and FNV.
I am national socialist and i support Palestine
Ben Shalom
this but for holding in a poo
got the infernal restraints on
nigga's calendar ended before the roman empire's 3rd century crisis
They surpassed the Romans, which is why the old basilica has been mogged by the new
spot of hungover counter strike 2 de lada
incelwalk has been cancelled due to inflation, coffee and a wank are now brewing
It's a good game. The motivation is to save that girl Heather and make her your ghoul.
That and I genuinely liked Knox
Can’t help that I’m attracted to them
saturday night and I'm in bed drinking boxed wine
how delightfully decadent
wen 3 pm ting show pumpumdem pon facetime
dante would disagree
Fucking Hell, lads. These cans do not taste good at all. I'm hoping it's just the first one
nigga name is keir
what cans are they?
my to-do list:
get a new alarm put in
get loft insulation up to 300mm
new kitchen cabinet doors
maybe a new bathroom
Beer
Boxing
Barcelona
Bed
That's my night
Now Google that, groupies follow me like Twitter
I'm rolling up my catnip and shitting in your litter
Why you looking bitter? I be looking better
The type of bitch that make you wish that you ain't never met her
The editor, director, plus I'm my own boss
So posh, nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means nobody getting over me
I got the swag, and it's pumping out my ovaries
oo 'eck
that right nice
beer haram
Magners/Bulmers
Had some Magners cans over in London when I went out to a house party and they weren't half bad so thought I'd try the Irish ones
Maybe a bit of bottoming too aha x
god the female scouse accent is the most disgusting on the planet how can anyone stand it
> maybe a new bathroom
how much would that cost you?
that house party was in 2004. things change
tired of western hegemony lads
50 quid
It was actually during the downtime of the site
Wasn't too bad
Was a fun time watching people do coke on the kitchen tables while Canslad was drinking the cans
Madri
Mates
Men's mental health
yeah course it was canslad. course it was
haven't even dared to look
but the bathroom isn't mega massive, id say 8ft x 7ft
i want the bath ripping out and replacing with one of those mint showers ive seen in the park plaza hotels
isy suttie could fucking get it
how did a 40 year old dredd cosplayer in ireland get invited to a london house party
scouse birds are fit tho so that makes up for it x
bed
bath
beyond
watching a flim I im
where else would be he
haven't had my hair cut in about 6 months cos i don't like looking at my fuck ugly face in the mirror
would love a new bathroom
have 0 use for a tub, give me a walk in shower
*walks into /bert/ wearing a "never nonce" shirt
tomorrow theme is so fucking peng
One of the Sadhbhs I work with does plays and shite. She did a play on the opening night and then had an afterparty
You should make friends with people, lad. It helps.
I think it's time to suck a coffee
quite enjoy wim wenders films me
watched Alice in the Cities recently
listening some classic early 00’s pop by kylie minogue
Dante was long dead before they even began to consider rebuilding St Peters you fucking mong
the thinking man's crumpet haha
no really, i'd knob that hull slag senseless and impregnate her
yeah I'll just get a gf then
haven't had my hair cut in years because i'm a slaphead
can't remember the last time i bought shampoo either
the famous samurai Takahiro Suckacocky
if I went to one of these people who are constantly blathering about "mental health" and told them that my mental health is very bad because of all the non whites in my city and the faggot/tranny shit everywhere they would probably call the cops on me or tell me to kill myself. "Mental Health" is just code word for non whites/gays and their mental well being, the "mental health" of whites is never considered and in fact they would prefer if it we all killed ourselves.
fresh haircut is make up for men
haircuts reveal our truths, makeup conceals your lies
saw that offensive post on twitter
yeah course she did mate. course she did.
Canspaedo getting drunk and living in his fantasy world, lashing out at anyone who brings him back to reality (he’s a 47 year old man who cosplays as Judge Dredd)
been growing my hair out but still go in for a tidy up every now and then so it's not just an unkempt incel barnet
And the very latest from Employed Woman? x
just shows you how removed it was from its inspiration. simulacra. disneyland. they knew nothing
wondering why minecraft doesn't add any of the mods to the base game
the game developers spend two years 'working' to add fireflies to the game but meanwhile there's so many other wonderful things that people make like new biomes, better world generation, new mobs etc and they do it all for free too
MAD
roped
how many of you are balding? be honest
Bit of a good timing there, lad
Spaino is posting
i wish i lived in the UK
too much maths for a saturday night
yeah?
forced to shit behind the aldi bins since he's legally barred from the women's toilets
*orders 'za for all the /brit/ lads*
This is apparently why gays hate dykes because they're all like this.
A gay bloke is never going to be like "You know what? I fancy a bit of minge" whereas dykes are always like "ONLY WOMEN FOR ME, MEN FUCK OFF" and then they spread their legs to the nearest attractive bloke when they haven't had cock for a few months.
Everything a woman does is performative, including pretending to be a dyke or "queer"
Dogging tour
mmhmm uniting the cronem
yay!
did the man punch the man
fuck sake Southampton misses out again
I didn't say it was you
I was quoting both because it was good timing you retarded bastard, lad
Don't like single player games, just feel bored and alone
Prefer online games and MMOs
twitter has not been happy with her
booked my tickets for the dogging tour
none for me thanks I don't eat that slop
Has she done any pissplay?
whoop whoop!
building a colonial empire as japan
could you order me a lactose free 'za please
yeah seen both her and bonnie blue front page of pornhub getting pissed on
having done 80 situps Canslad now regrets that
Thought I was only meant to get DOMS after fucking sleeping
refuse to believe jojo siwa is real
thats a fake name ai generated from combining jojos bizarre adventures anime with asian singer Rina Sawayama
constructing a greater east asian co-prosperity sphere?
lovely, that's tonights wank sorted
it was the pope's funeral today lads have some respect
>Mickey even joked he'd turn her straight
He did
One boomer finally tells her to her face that lesbian nonsense is all fake and look what happens less than a month later
Winston Churchill was so universally repulsive that both nationalists and leftists hate him with equal zeal. From Ireland to Bangladesh to Germany this man's name is synonymous with homicidal psychosis. Jews stand alone in defending his legacy.
much like zsa zsa gabor
yeah yeah one of those spheres
Shut up you neonazi fucktard
You lost, get over it
surely Southampton would have a great turn out? why did she leave it out?
canslad here! just popped over to london to see my czech girlfriend who was miss universe. then I went to the gym and got scouted for the mr olympia tournament next month. currently drinking magners and it lush.
uber driver plaything
what you wanna do mate, what you wanna do, is get a proper PPL programme set up
not some situps here and there
then you move on to doing a 12 week test cycle
then you do another 16 week cycle but stack tren and dbol in there
might have a poo wank
mbrappe
happy saturday lads
england needs a Trump but one who's not retarded
deport them all
What Southampton lacks is a decent events venue
There's a perfect spot on the site of the old Toys R Us, right next to the bus station and 5 minutes walk from the train station
Would be perfect for a massive lily phillips orgy
But the fucking council want to turn it into a hotel and apartments
t. Dr Eli Cohen
not happening, countrys finished
you clearly mean farage?
which is why im voting reform
I don't have a girlfriend, lad
Also you're supposed to mention I'm 47
I used to do 150 of situps/squats/pressups every morning but stopped because well, just did
Want to go back to it since I miss it
That and lifting the weights. I should buy a barbell or dumbells. Don't like gyms. Waste of money to me since I can do it at home naked
if you maintain a pooey arsehole to deter rape in prison will it work or will they just stab you
she wants a window cleaner from dagenham
99% of humanity has always hated Winston Churchill. This man is a uniquely villainous figure with the blood of 10s of millions of innocent people -- both white Europeans and non-whites outside Europe -- on his hands. There's a handful of countries, all in the West, where Churchill is preferred over Hitler but that's only because it's illegal or defacto illegal to take the opposite opinion.
nah
grifting cunt's the reason millions of them have entered in the last few years
12 week test cycle
do you keep your gains after?
Farage
lol
he kicks white men out of his party and puts pakis in instead
good luck
what is your goal in writing this?
No he isn't
nigella fartage
elton john doing a US tour it seems
popes dead lads
Now here's a real NYC story: a man died while riding the R train. A black guy walked up to the corpse and stole all of its belongings. An hour later a Mesoamerican found the corpse and started to have sex with it. Nobody bothered calling for help.
newsweek.com
Doing God's work Mickey
He's just a nazi
Think he's that same yank spastic that used to devolve into posting pigs when anyone argued with him
soft effeminate hands
she wants a man who makes autistic historical youtube documentaries that get 400 views in his childhood bedroom in great yarmouth
don't know mate, fucking lifted a few years but im doing just that in bulking season
uncle knobhead whos on the juice says "yes" with pct
you miss the point, he'll do some absolute shithouse shit like binning the nhs in favour of insurance (not arsed, have money, can afford bupa) but he'll also absolutely get the fucking delivery drivers sent home
corr do you think the morticians… you know…
how is not lol
the amount of wogs and pakis in this country has increased exponentially since brexit
even my cornish village that was 100% literally 100% white since 2020 is now full of "them"
nowhere is safe
Something rubyesque about her face
All that I'm saying is give Hitlerism a chance.
CHADistani
hahaah cant make this shit up. she'll just say some shit like "don't judge me for exploring myself, my ex partner was just not emotionally available for me when i needed xer" and they'll just eat that shit up.
im not motherfucking gay! :)
Winston Churchill’s legacy is intensely polarizing, but the claim that “99% of humanity always hated him” is ahistorical hyperbole. While reviled in many former colonies (e.g., India for his role in the 1943 Bengal Famine, where policies exacerbated starvation killing ~3 million), he is celebrated in the UK and Allied nations for his WWII leadership. Criticisms of his imperialism, racism, and colonial policies (e.g., supporting violent suppression of dissent in Africa/Asia) are valid and reflect modern reassessments of his Victorian-era worldview. However, labeling him responsible for “tens of millions of deaths” conflates systemic outcomes of empire with direct culpability—a stretch unsupported by evidence. By contrast, figures like Hitler or Stalin oversaw industrialized genocide and purges causing tens of millions of deaths, making Churchill’s comparison to them misleading. The claim that Western nations prefer Churchill “only” due to legal/social taboos ignores history: Churchill’s leadership against Nazism (1940–41) was pivotal in preserving democracy, earning him admiration irrespective of Hitler’s posthumous infamy. While Holocaust denial is criminalized in some countries, Hitler’s global vilification stems from the unparalleled scale of his crimes, not legal coercion. Churchill’s complexity lies in being both a flawed imperialist and a leader who helped avert fascist domination. Dismissing him as “uniquely villainous” erases this duality, reducing history to moral absolutes. Responsible analysis requires acknowledging his harmful policies (colonial violence, indifference to famine) while recognizing his role in WWII—a balance between critique and context, not sensationalist condemnation.
til 2020 not since 2020
the amount of wogs and pakis in this country has increased exponentially since brexit
So? The Tories didn't need to let that happen, they chose to
Farage wasn't in power
churchills was simply the zelensky of his time. that’s all.
Once upon a time Paris was seen as the perfect, mythical balance of beauty, livability, and deep history.
Now they want to be known for their buttfucked bearded ladies, philo-Semitism, and African rape gangs.
Most would rather die than be transformed into modern France.
american women yearn for a reality TV star from hounslow
evens i drink in the house and watch yt/brit all night
odds i drink in the house and watch yt/brit all night
um
meanwhile timmy squirting another load on his potbelly in his childhood bedroom LOL
name a prime number that isnt already mentioned by another poster
(you can’t)
rorke's mum had him when she was 50
yet you're still alive
100% of the problems in the West are due to the outcome of WW2. The wrong side won and we have been suffering from a century of humiliation since then. If China and Russia can undo the result of that war, no matter what their motives or interests are, then we have a chance. If the world of the "post war liberal order"/Open Society continues, the white race will go extinct.
remember froobs
who's that
light beer
alright fagoid
didn't ask
love boxing
love watching wogs take lumps of shit out of each other
frooby granger
wished I was an inbetweener when I was growing up
yoghurt in a tube
What are you going to drink lad
holy fuck ive just seen charlie brown
oh yeah i remember them
mummy sometimes got them for my lunchbox
yummy
i was on free school meals the other times
Lads, cans?
love watching wogs take lumps of shit out of each other
odd
more like m-rape-em. fucking nigger
you a homosexualite drinking beer like that
only proper ale for me
nun u cud do
i was an "inbetweener" (an autistic misfit freak)
miller’s good
go fuck yourself and your gynecomastia you ipa sucklers
send them all home or if that's not possible round them all up and put them into camps or prisons indefinitely
LMAO this is what 2 weeks with a deano did to the super lesbian yank chick in a relationship with a woman she was talking about marriage with
Deanos are a different breed
turns out rourke was right all along
oh my daaaaaays nobody cares mate
he's famously got a massive cock
american women are no match for the humble deano
best he cud do
he thinks IPA is real ale
Might treat myself to a nice romantic wank
Candles and that
i've famously got a 5.7 inch cock
why do gay people always have thumbs that curve backward like that?
is it somthing to do with shoving it up their arses?
also, zyn
zoomie kek
Seems pretty standard for an American, they're a deeply unserious clown nation.
mine is 6.7 inches
im not NOT NOT gay FUCK OFF haha :)
Oh my days that is proper muggy
throw a football at him
heard some legend here has a 5.7 inch cock
post arse
According to whom
dubs and that miller yank is gay
what's the name of this big brother clone
watching reality tv
farage is a fucking sub80 kike begging for money doing cameos. I will vote reform if he resigns and someone with half a brain steps up, otherwise fuck voting I alright just watching things burn
Dunno
I don't trust people with thumbs that bend back like that
Got a strong, chiseled thumbline me
an average looking plumber with a cockney accent in his mid 30s from bexleyheath could go to any town in america and be the most eligible bachelor instantly
shut the fuck up mongoloid cunt
open the fucking pu
1 month until clarkson's farm
mine's 4 inches on a good day
You know nothing
yea
dunno why you guys don’t sexpat more here
irish guys know what’s up, i see them all over new york throughout the year and they’re literally being chased by artsy girls
I famously have the smallest penis in macclesfield
You know nothing
this is me
let me in
Rorke on a mad one
capitalism is just a system that allows jews to steal and loot and make money while doing nothing
mine is much, much smaller
i have the smallest penis on /brit/ BY FAR
from making 30k a year to making 30k a year
what an amazing story.
somehow, unironically, corbyn was our last chance at a prime minister that does get on their knees for the backie paki loving kike-agenda
Such a fucking bizarre match up
Also why's her head almost as big as his
bullshit
if having the tiniest cock was an olympic sport I'd win the gold every time - I'm the michael phelps of having a tiny cock
pretty sure you can get a flight to nyc for like €120
'kin hell she's a propa munter cunt
infatuation isn't love
stupid headline
wrexham in thee championship
need that /brit/ bussy bouncing on my cock
LOL best timmy cud do
just described the ruling party in a communist state
she just couldn't resist the big anglo cock
tempted to buy the oblivion remaster but the combat looks horrendous
why can't bethesda make a good combat system for crying out loud
mine is much, much smaller
i have the smallest penis on /brit/ BY FAR
if having the tiniest cock was an olympic sport I'd win the gold every time - I'm the michael phelps of having a tiny cock
yes thats another jewish system created by the jew marx. The capitalist jew and the communist jew are thick as thieves
cans ma boi, what else?
before 1960 or so homosexuals didnt engage in penis in bum sort of gay sex
it was more rubbing penises together etc that sort of thing
william burroughs writes about this
isnt she supposed to be a lezzer
any pretty drunk but can just about solve a captcha man in?
thought she was a lezza?
chortle
Elon's trans daughter can get it
jenna ortega and rachel zegler scissoring on 24 hr livestream for palestine
It's a 20 year old game, lad. It's basically a graphical update plus some minor changes. In a couple of weeks everyone will remember why nobody went back to Oblivion after Skyrim came out.
gets Rourke removed from the house because he made inappropriate comments about her gayness
turns out she isn't even gay
Employed woman could fucking get it.
it's alright. plays like a 20 year old game with updated graphics. probably shouldn't have bought it
bit gay
that's a bloke you're talking about
um
thought your whole thing was wanting to see negros having sex?
how's san fran, fag?
ziedy's crush
Rourke
While /brit/ was down he's spent his time working on his new gimmick: Pretending he's a blonde girl obsessed with black dicks.
That'll be 8k minimum. Mate got that done recently and that's what it cost him.
pretty sure gaylads have been taking it up the bum since the greeks invented it
best he cud do xx
not sf
this is nashville
it's a million dollar idea. thats a million babies fed you zionazi
Mickey RORKE
It was right in front of us the whole time, mental
I really don't know what you expected
currently getting poofaced
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell
don't tell me that
i need that money to pay off the mortgage and retire from shitting out code on the demands of a fucking female product owner
shut up bigknob I'd demolish you with the smallness of my willy
any gay boy man in?
fit chubby trans girl i follow is back on OF after a 10 month hiatus
get IN
lots of thugs round there ;)
that's a fat bloke in a dress mate
nobody cares incel
mad to think if JoJo Siwa was to shag me she would be an abuser due to her celebrity status relative to my anonymity
Not even a dress, it's just some bloke in pink stripey socks
fit chubby trans girl i follow is back on OF after a 10 month hiatus
get IN
mod oorganizer doesn't work with oblivion remastered
Fucking wankers
she's a woman and she's not wearing dresses on OF if you know what i mean x
how would you know
i hurt myself today
to see if i still feel
KOOTEEM
gonna get another vodka in the glass
she would be an abuser due to her celebrity status relative to my anonymity
not how it works, her being a women already reduces her power in the relationship by negative ten million points according to modern society.
And?
alcohol is fucking grim
had 7 pints and some wine last night absolutely passed the fuck out
got the gay porn on
i fully support this idea!
is the site dogshit slow for anyone else
okay so what if billionaireess mckenzie scott shagged me
he's your wank bank
yes sir
takes a couple trys tho
want to get drunk but don't want to drink beer
what should I drink?
CWLTSHC
look, all I'm saying is Hitler was probably on to something
acid
can't believe the get happened in /brit/ and I missed it
would eat her puffy fanny for days
GET IT MADE
her
that's an ugly bloke mate
we should have let hitler cook
cider
got another vodka in the glass, last one
i can still get it in one, the c++ must flow
listening to drunk russian going mental on a certain valve game lads
you could kill her with one flick of the wrist mate. people love saying this power shit but in reality they know deep down the only thing that matters is biological reality.
what if the holocaust was just jews jumping into ovens without nazis even needing to do anything
she could hire 50 snipers to be trained on the rest of my life
that means theoretically there's an amount of money that a 16 year old girl could have to make her the abuser if i shagged her and i will make it my lifes work to find out how much