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LADS FUCKING STOP MAKING ME MAKE NEW FUCKING NEW THREADS FFS edish

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what cans are you on tonight canslad?

I want to drag my willy over her face and the bald parts of her head

do you answer the call?

don't like this style of haircut

women with any part of their head shaven are revolting
that's why i could never goon to christy mack

no good mate get it chopped off NOW before it spreads

it's crazy how garbage websites are if you disable ublock

not canslad but vodkalad
got another vodka
cooked the two last hot dogs in the container
listening to arctic monkeys live set and HAVING A BLOODY GOOD TIME

are you bent?

Bulmers. Literally the same shite as Magners.
Not bad.
First can was bad. The other er.. one out of ten was nice. Have to drink faster

Not bald, lad

So you don't like the Sadhbhs that are war criminals?

not a fan of the irish cider meself
english bulmers is alright
im personally on the the thatchers gold, probably the best weak supermarket cider

oh my god are we fucmking back ...

a new thread eh? *wiggles fingers* well DON'T MIND if i DO
at least it was a new thread before I HAD TO WATIT TWO FUCKING MINUTES TO POST IN IT

would absolutely kill for a chips and doner meat combo right now
waistline would not agree with it though

It's literally the same stuff. Just different branding

Just register your work email, lad

mid-goon, i learned of the moscow attack.
i saw the flicker of life extinguished through the cold lens of a webm.
for a moment, i understood the absurdity of it all.
then i kept jerking it.

nah i meant this one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Bulmer
different to the one thats called bulmers in ireland and magners in the uk

new gooning strat
stroke it to a pornstar with the same birthday as yourself

i lucked out bros

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mi woulda mash up a box a chips an' doner meat right now, seen?
but mi waistline nah go tek dat kindly, y'know.

this bitch has some great anal material

is there a pornstar database to peruse or shall I just use google?

are you bent?

doubt they give their real birthday out

Why aren't you reading the gospel Kenneth?

IAFD

iafd.com

Women have run completely amok it's wild

Males need to get a fucking grip

install a bunch of mods in oblivion

game now crashes

Right then
Off to keep drinking I suppose and posting about the cans

ever since traci lords, age verification is a big fucking deal

They really do dominate the world now

*to the tune of should I stay or should I go*
pooing a willy out my arse

ever put a can up your arse?

reminder cansnonce is a 47 year old alcoholic homophobic transphobic virgin

pope's dead

piss poowank jr

love dominant women

sour trannard detected

Time for bed lads

queen's dead

so yeah
get in there deeeee laaaaaaaaaaads

mad how you're not all monged up on the booze like

sounds based
any faggot hater is a-ok in my book

good lad then

what'll it be bossman?

not trans just love to shag them

uh ill do the donner meat and chips please boss
and some garlic mayo on that please

Er, spaino?
You forgot: roleplays as judge dredd

can you mention that next time, thanks

large mixed kofte and doner with salad, chilli, and garlic sauce
corrrrrrrr

did it yesterday
formulating a wank today

get on da booze like la
all nights
every nights

ever shoved a can up your arse?

can't do it all again i'm too weak

would simply never trust a pakoid to do fish and chips properly

get out of /brit/
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /BRIT/
FUCK
if i SEE you BACK HERE
FUCK

*scampers off out the front door and gets hit by a car*

or anything good

Got the River Monsters on

got the pizza and the garlic bread and the burger

got blackout steaming drunk at an art show last night
was not my finest moment

it’s weird
im not gay but i genuinely enjoy being around and talking to british men but i fucking despise every british woman ive met in all my travels (bar one divorcee i met in mexico who was very funny)

going watching pink floyd live at pompeii 4k remaster tomorrow
fucking love the pink floyd

so this mod requires this OTHER mod make sure you have it

uhhhh I won't get the required mod

why my game crash

FUCKING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING COCKGOBBLING TWAT I AM

quick cum and then a pre-kip cuppa methinks

Warner Ziegler

any stories to tell?

ask a manager if I can finish early on Tuesday because I feel unwell

they said no

some normies want to finish early to go out on the piss

they said yes

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hey hey easy on yourself x

rightly so

Anon Babble is back

Huh

It's very good to see you all again, gentlemen

noice

I'm not a man

thought i wouldnt miss this place at all but caught myself a few times having a retarded thought and wanting to post it on /brit/

on the wine aha lads xx

someone gave me weed apparently and i stormed off into the night and passed out in the back of a car covered in vomit

welcome back x

getting steaming
driving about on gta iv
might get a little albanian on an ebike to bring me scran, decisions decisions

innit
love coming here and posting stupid shite that enters my mind

kek

yeah man, gonna get some booze and rock out to rogers basic-yet-sufficient-yet-not-remotely-as-good-as-gilmours bass lines

haha you fucking champ

leftypols dorm being quarantined due to his woke mind virus spreading forth through the Peterson Academy campus omds

john “bull”

gets cucked by blacks and pakis

lmao

Who?

how long has the 'chan been back up and running lads?

Daily reminder about Canslad: he laughs at spaino

2 days

went to a goth night last weekend and couldnt even tell the boys on /brit/ about it. got adopted by some goth birds and they started putting guyliner and all on me lol. was a good night tbf.

Picture this, a day in December
Picture this, freezing cold weather

shoving a can up canslads arse

showing racism the red card

cor

Lads, can I just say, there's nothing quite as fun as a massive fucking set of chebs on an eastern european girl

c'mon take a chance with us

hotdogging canslad's arse with a tallboy

did you look cute with the eyeliner lad?

While I may be a small-tit-thin-waist enjoyer, I do find pleasure in the buxom women.

just thinking about it there now lads and realised that it was a bunch of goth birds who adopted me so it wouldnt have been guyliner it wouldve just been normal woman's eyeliner. wasn't in a gay way though, just in a goth way. and i got to kiss loads of goth birds so win/win eh lads?

suicide fuel
ive missed out on everything in life
can do nowt about it

He's a 47 year old disabled man who lives with his parents and roleplays as Judge Dredd on Anon Babble

we're gonna pin that as a mild win
you lost a slight bit but gained in a way many of us would wish to
we expect better in the next encounter
(maybe a few lines of charlie to get you there?)

yeah and what are you LOL

posting your grindr bio again are we lad

you're a 27 year old "disabled" man who lives with his mum and roleplays as a woman on Anon Babble and in real life

Spaino, come on.
I do it in real life too

Jealous of me roleplaying as Judge Dredd?

I do like the slimmer women of course but something about Eastern European women who look like they just go done killing some boars and can breast feed the village makes me feel like mating with her

done him

28 year old t-girl studying a biology degree and employed by the highest paying supermarket in the country

Who is the UK rooting for in the Pakistan vs India war?

i dont do drugs mate. emo music is my drug (i didnt know there was an emo goth event on that night i just went in to take a shite on my way home from an afternoon pub meet with the lads)

hotdogging EW's arse as she's dressed in her Gigi cosplay

jai hindustan

hope they're both nuked into glass tbqhwy mate

Excellent webm
What the fuck is wrong with jeets

What’s going on out there?

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i dont do drugs mate. emo music is my drug

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just did 3 poos in 1 go

spaino, your gimmick of insisting you're some fucking hotshot for being employed at a fucking aldi will never fail to amuse me

It's like you're a fucking 16 year old faggot who just discovered he can work legally

Wait... fuck me, that's it, isn't it? That explain so, so fucking much
Not literally, fuck me. Please don't get the wrong idea. I do not consent to a tranny sticking his willy near my big hairy arse

it will happen in your streets as well so sit back and enjoy the show :)

still cant believe we have a fucking government agency called DOGE holy fuck

cor

Misogynyic Rage

erm

small 'l' libertarian

cunt violated the NAP, he's not one of ours

ALDI has a rigourous application system.

Online application

Interview with area manager

Interview with store manager

Trial day

And I passed all that. Whilst you're here larping as Judge Dredd on Anon Babble and crying because your mum forgot your microwave burgers

What should i order?

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havent you called in sick numerous times?
managers dont like that.

he is isnt he

Women violated it first

reheat your pizza in an air fryer

All of the above wahey. Just had 2000 calories in one meal myself, no regrets

dreadful day
good riddance its almost by with

Wouldn't it make more sense to interview with the fucking store manager first, you retarded faggot?
Why the fuck, in your roleplay, would actively interview with a much senior manager first?
In fact, I'm going to fucking apply to see what happens

big kebab

women have the mental capacity of children, and thus, cannot seriously violate the NAP

ALDI has a rigourous application system.

>Online application

>Interview with area manager

>Interview with store manager

>Trial day

all that for minium wage lmao

Fucking hell, GCHQ are getting fucking lazy aren't they

falling for the ordering a pizza propaganda

went to the pub and honestly hate going outside would much rather have drank alone inside

I called in sick twice in the whole time I've even at ALDI.

Blimey that takes me back
Hard to believe I used to spout that bollocks haha

It's a euro or two above minimum in Ireland, lad.
And I think he is telling the truth - I did a quick look around and it does seem like it goes to area manager first

So either he's dedicated to his larp (very possible since he spends his dole money on VPNs and passes) or he genuinely did fucking apply and (ideally) got it and that weird looking faggot was actually him that got posted on here

what happened boss

yeah they hate that mate.
unlucky

then you started believing the governments line that immigrants were good for you haha
we've all been there

ew working in aldi while canschad makes 4x that as an officechad

Ive literally posted image of me wearing the uniform. Just because you larp on Anon Babble doesn't mean everyone else does you rotten cabbage

That's what libertarians think thoughbeit

whats shaggin niggas

that stubble

LOL

indian niggas in the 2025 kashmir war be like

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nothing that bad
wont moan about it
theres folk FAR worse off than i
hopeful tomorrow is a better day x

gets your boobas out

hey dalaron my mom she got me this new game

ate nobeads

I make more, around 4.5 times more but I'm not an office chad. I could do work from home if I wanted to but choose the office because of the chebs

picrel, lad
You're getting rekt faster than your mum's knickers after you shit in them while wanking

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Teaching the natives to get along

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employed woman's tight arse

They pay a bit better than other supermarkets here, it's still shit money though. I had an interview with aldi that I blew off and it sounds about right what he's saying.

US $ 6.15

Are you retarded?

might make my hobby buying uniforms on ebay and seeing where i can go

Imagine having the retarded commiemong son of a cia officer wanting to help you and you send him off to the meat grinder. Truly the Russians are retarded

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I do believe him
Whether he's a retard or an autistic retard is a different tale

COR

Why's your currency in £?

sounds like a flex

Did a bit of fishing today

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1943 Wehrmacht uniform?

absolutely grabbling on the vape
out of boozykins and must suffice on my buzz

why do they hate Katy petty so much

What else is he good for?

kahteem
on the nic pouches

Ebay
Not sure why, actually
The other stuff I looked at was in euro
Can't link since spaino will report me for advertising

wow I'd get to meet peter theil

lad at work ive seen shoving those in on teams
give me the vape any day

do i buy a steamdeck

heh

they always come back

food industry has us all by the balls

fyi parents kahteem is a nickname for ketamine

Resist the anti christ! Spread the gospel!

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prefer them me
stick one in and it lasts ages

They could tell him he’s more useful to them back in Washington where he could pass them some info?

More than this at least

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You're right
I can't live without food, complete foodcuck

imagine the smell

flip on the telly, wrestle with jimmy

whys his arm so long LOL

I said, ooh, girl
share with me your insta reel

Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

I said, ooh girl
share with me your insta reel

Baby girl
Turn me on mr lewis o'neill

What fucking info is a manky little commiemong going to pass them
He literally served more use to them getting stabbed by a mongol or whatever happened

for me, it's ac/dc live at river plate
knowing that angus is the star but malcolm is driving the fucking bus

"weezer ish" - richard ayoade

wanking to trannies before bedtime

hangovertoil loometh

everything is awesome

2 weeks with a deano is the cure for lesbianism

fuck
reminded me to get a few glasses of san pelegrino in me before bed
nice one laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Gary Cooper

Hangovertoil is the best fucking toil, next to the Latvian wearing the incredibly fucking amazing yoga pants

Hangovertoil for Canslad is basically everyone looking at me and just not even trying to make eye contact. It's beautiful, lad.

during the chan outage I realized this is the premier place I go to for trannards

aye
3 pints of water for me
should sort me out

based san pelly quaffer

some fit ones on reddit tbf

corrrrrrr give us a name lad

yeaaaaaaaaaa
few glasses of some of the best sparkling water in the world while winding down with a bit of G'n'R
youtube.com/watch?v=T0ZmErXkbxE
we in our THIRTIES and we CANT wake up clean from a night of boozing ANYMORE!!!

You are disbelieved because your penis is erect

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nothing wrong with wanking to trannies
but pretending it doesn't make you gay is lying
and lying is wrong

This is the kind of girl who I keep ending up with. Please help

Jesus Christ, King of Kings, Lord of Lords.

scots are the cause of so many of the world's problems we should really do something about it

yeah but there's way more dogs there, plus the good ones spam their uploads across all the variant subreddits. I like Anon Babble because it filters all that nonsense.

we got mousey executed, so that's a start

genuinely cannot understand why youd ever want to buy physical media
give me ONE reason why buying digital media isn’t superior

I add that stuff to my sour cherry syrup and add lemon and rum

ohh boohoo stinky cider foid yuck no thx !

got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

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nag champa

i drink it so i don't feel like FUCKING SHIT tomorrow morning

Commiemong crying into his das kapital

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also got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

try it with rum

Gonna do a watch of Africa Addios and Empire of Dust later on.

reading a physical book is superior to reading from a screen, but for music and video there is no difference so might as well go digital
likewise, there is no substitute to seeing a great work of art in person
no sane person can tell me that looking at a jpeg of the statue of david is the same experience as seeing it in person
that said, digital can't compete with a live orchestra either

youtu.be/N3VP6o8cGg4?t=40
not less than 2 weeks later she turned straight and wasnt in a gay relationship LMAO

das krapital more like haha

for me its goodbye uncle tom

i don't drink the rum
i'm allied with the vodka manufacturers and the blondie record producers

Just got that feeling of overwhelming doom and despair when I realised that when my parents die I'll genuinely be lost in life.

das krapital

when's the last time you woke up wishing you hadn't lads?

everyday

How do you do, fellow fascists?

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why dont you try to find a purpose in life?

I don't get it

i don't think he's a glowie, just autistic

my kindle holds a library of 1,000+ books
pray tell, without my digital means of reading the books i have, how would i keep such a vast library of physical, cumbersome, awkward books in my house which does not have a library?

oh, that'd be 2016
took mdma once, and it sorta fixed it, was in the gym the next morning and got to fixing my life
then i got a xanny habit, cold turkeyed that fucker, put me in hospital lol
but smooth sailing since haha

May God guide you and bless you. He returns soon

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i did not know keira knightly made some movie where she is being...whipped? spanked? while her tits are out. seems an odd thing for her to have done

rorke proclaiming 'deus vult' from his smelly bedroom despite never having attended a church service of any denomination

i have digital books because it saves space, money and time. there's no point accumulating a horde of books unless you reread them all, which isn't usually the case
also my local library is dogshit and just not worth the effort

They like shitty wine coolers and alcoholic energy drinks here

just done a load of farts and now i dont really need a poo that badly anymore

employed women

she passes so well, i wish she was my gf!

that's a sign of constipation

i'm not talking about collecting books, just reading them, and reading from a screen is objectively a less enjoyable experience than reading from a physical book, only a bugbrained yellowskin would disagree

she's a real woman
its ALDI that employ stinky delusional bpd troonards

This is in France

I simply just don't enjoy life and I purely live for my parents sake.
Thanks I pray to god all the time but I never hear back or feel his presence.

She just needed a good dicking and now suddenly she realises she loves cock omdz the memes just write themselves.

*pat*

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whats going on with the india pakistan thing then?

don't know; really don't care

can tell they are pro-tranny from this image it really says it all

You're at your local Aldi and you see this gremlin calling customers to her til.

What do you do?

bladdy fuck you bastard bloody fuck you bloody bastard bitch

the lads, as it were

romanesque mogs gothic it's not even a contest

been there a couple of times, it's nice

8But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9that if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. 10For with your heart you believe and are justified, and with your mouth you confess and are saved

Blessed are they that have not seen and yet have believed

There’s not one good Kebab and many shite Indian stores. So, rooting for Pakistan.