men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting-edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
Got into an argument with momberg over eating strawberry leaves/stems. I keep telling her she is throwing away all the polyphenols but she won't listen.
Havoc was a great action movie. Only the nightclub scene was a bit too Hong Kong-y. And Timothy Olyphant is not a great actor.
watching always sunny
checkout the always sunny podcast
face: ugly
personality: rude and off putting
height: hardly above average
finances: broke
job: inelegant
politics: chuddish
sociability: retarded
hobbies: unattractive
race: dago
how can i make a nice beautiful wholesome woman love me with this build
change yourself
no
hey guys what's poppin tonight
A helicycle would be awesome but 40k for what is basically a toy (can carry yourself and maybe a backpacks worth of additional weight) seems like a lot
finna watch Ash instead of posting music videos here. I mean, there's gotta be a good sci fi movie that's not 40 years old out there somewhere, right?
Uber eats and alcoholic drinks
The nail has not grown since 2015. It starting to grow would only mean the fungus was weakened.
I put some apple cider vinegar cotton balls on it and wrapped it in paper towel and tape.
Four shotguns blowing my brains out at once while a laugh track plays, and then Jerry Seinfelds voice plays "somebody lost their head..how bout that?!" while pointing to my corpse. And then the seinfeld theme song starts to play
This A.I. slop is very clearly professional poker player and pseud Liv Boeree. I guarantee if she saw it she'd make a big long youtube video about it.
looks like a really expensive way to violently kill yourself
There's always buy one pizza get one free, but I can't eat 2 pizzas
why not just jump into a giant meat grinder and have you remains sent to ordinary sausage?
you can and you will
I've had this fantasy for days where I'm someone's monster, I want my very presence to terrify someone, and yes it's a sexual thing.
go to a doctor nigga
Trying to figure out which color scheme I should paint the whole army with. Which green/yellow armour is your favourite?
are suicidal people just quitters?
I did years ago, he refused to remove it and told me to take (((drugs)))
struggling with alcoholism
shart on it
brother ordered chinese slop, getting sweet and sour chicken
no, they pretend to be fine until one day they kill themselves.
boy, tell me about it!
just stop drinking thoughever
because removing it doesn't kill the fungus
My meat isn't good enough for a sausage. I'm too gristly.
speaking of suicidal people, do you think if you kill yourselves anyone would care? a couple of my friends and my mom would probably cry.
dont want to floss tonight
Yeah, I'm a loser and deserve nothing
That's true for everything thats fun. Just don't think you're going to teach yourself to fly a helicopter and it's all good
It literally does, albeit. No nail present to be infected means no infection.
That's also what the vinegar is for. The nail layers being reduced should make topical treatment more effective.
I had like 7-8 beers last night. Debating about throwing away the remaining I have.
mom caught me binging with babish
every conversation with a former addict
"How did you manage to quit?"
"Idk one day i just stopped"
seen any scary animals while on the trails
GIRL
JUST YOUR LUCK
I WAS BORN TO FUKKKKKKK
bitch
SPREAD YO BUTT
AND TAKE IT LIKE A SLUT
Buy one arbrys beef n cheddar get one free, thinkin bout it
vinegar won't work but enjoy having smelly feet
I think Jason is cute
Bears all the time, but just black bears. There are cougars around but I've not seen one (you usually won't)
hes revving his car AGAIN
You're literally vaccinated.
what about gay bears cruising the woods for some dirt bike rider cock
he's creepy and disturbing
cum
immediately stop caring about women
How? You better have a good reason for saying this about my boyfriend
I like Edward G Robinson
How?
his looks, really simple
gayson gets toenail fungus, but he also never leaves his house...how does this happen?
is there a specific woman you have in mind describe her more please
All you hear about is sex. With sex i've had it up to here
Not lately though!
The scale of the universe is crazy, it's quite big
not really just any woman fitting that description
im still horny and obsessed with women after jerking off
one time i was staying in a hotel and i started to jerk off i got up and walked infront of the mirror and saw myself looking like a crazed caveman choking his pecker and i lost my erection
2 trillion galaxies, 700 quintillion planets, got to be some aliens out there
the few times I did psychedelics were much more pleasurable than sex, like 10x more pleasurable
show me one the
I've never experienced any moodswings after fapping because I'm a normal person.
Look in the mirror
The most dangerous game of all
gayson you are the polar opposite of a normal person
so sexy...
I'm literally just a regular guy. Grow up.
im on the subway. there's a homeless guy next to me doing martial arts
Would you consider a 28-year old man who has never had a job, a girlfriend, is a virgin, has no friends, and spends all of his free time in front of a computer while living with his parents, a "normal person"? Short answer
No, this situation suggests significant social and developmental challenges that deviate from typical life experiences for a 28-year-old.
challenge him to a fight pussy boy
jason had a job, he worked with a bunch of black guys once
haven't had chinaslop in ages, it's all cat meat and MSG here so I can't risk it. enjoy bruther.
uberjeets, enjoy your diarrhea leaf.
the last entertaining modern sci fi I watched was Oblivion, I give it a solid 7.8/10 and it was impressive how they actually filmed it (no green screen shit)
soundtrack was very unique too
youtube.com
Uh oh, wagey melty.....
Normally I see them sleeping on the double seats.
Basically me except I have a job.
add in he cant drive either something 16 year olds do
Uh oh, wagey melty.....
The Russian Orthodox church is absurdly corrupt
why does my stupid head hurt all the time should i kill myself
subscribe to this pretty ASMR women
she's religious and christian
watch her youtube video on what she reads
she confesses she used to read smut
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYY. WHY IS EVERY WOMEN NOWADAYS A WHORE. EVEN THE RELIGIOUS WOMEN READ ABOUT HOW THEY WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH CHAD.
nothing new, church girls fuck all the guys in their church, even one of jesus' favorite pupils was a hooker.
*Hugs you and kisses your head*
she used to
forgive and forget
i wish i could afford this i hate being a broke ass bitch
Yeah that’s the general idea behind Christianity and western Christianity especially. That we are all flawed but working to become better and more holy. The super holy and attractive women in this world don’t speak English and aren’t exposed to western culture. The odds of you finding one is about 0 unless you go abroad into deep rural areas and learn the local languages.
jason will move in with brian when his mommy croaks and he has no where to go
mormons offer you a blonde gf if you convert to their bullshit
unlistenable trash award
he'll just sleep outside. he'll probably get used to it pretty quick
Jeets
I am already a mormon, I don't know where the fuck you get that church gives you a wife.
That's true, he's basically a dog
do you think he will be wandering the streets in his naruto costume?
have women always been like this? surely 1000 years ago women were more modest
no nigga, that is the job of God, I will not forgive and forget for I am a mere man.
The thing is she's eastern european and orthodox christian but I guess the whole slavic women orthodox is just a LARP. I know I could probably find a trad virgin girlfriend but it would probably be somewhere in sub-saharan africa or some injun women from latin america. I want a trad Christian blonde blue eyed wife, not a minority women
they didn't tell you?
When you die and become your own god you can create your own blonde gf LMAO
no nigga, that is the job of God, I will not forgive and forget for I am a mere man
The Christians duty is to be like God
it's beyond my comprehension
>she confesses she used to read smut
but I'm sure it's ok that you're a porno addict
When you die and become your own god
if you are a good Mormon, I'm here what do you think?
Sent that freak flying
"For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you"
The Christians duty is to be like God
and I realize I fall short of the greatness of God therefore I will not forgive or forget the pasts of women and quite frankly if it were up to me I would excommunicate all women that have had sex with more than one man.
I got over my porn addiction whomstever
You know who have jobs and cry about NEETbux? Indians.
Sir, who am I speaking with?
I got over my porn addiction whomstever
Not up to women to forgive you for it
The measure you use to judge others will be used to judge you
BANGER!
youtu.be
is this gregory stevens?
I am a man thoughever and men and women are not equals, it says it in the bible
surely 1000 years ago women were more modest
lol no
This is Officer Ed Powell with the Cleveland Police Department
I got over my porn addiction whomstever
Just as you won't look past that she used to read racy stories, neither should she look past that you're a dirty disgusting porno addict
Religious debate
I await the paragraph long post with no capitalization from redditleaf at any moment
I think he’s being a hypocrite but as someone who has viewed both the written smut is often far far far worse than any porn.
and hotter
The only way this is true is if she was reading shit involving kids or animals
you ever hear that joke about the girl climbing the flag pole
involving kids or animals
as I said hotter
Even ChatGPT thinks misanthropy makes sense.
Brown ape
yes
I want mexican elf shoes
I don't know I'm sure both depend on what fetish you have
I'm canadian
I caught a sunfish
nice job you want a maple leaf or something
feed it 4 panels
get 1
do you not see your own hypocrisy?
Listen to my word
A new commandment I give you
Overthrow the nations
With tolerance and loving strikes
My kingdom is not of this world
And in my homeland the sun does not set
Where peace breaks its borders
My army the instinct and for judge the heart
Karl Pilkington is criminally unfunny and the most reddit-tier """comedy""" of the past decade. Pretending to like British humour is fucking cringe.
I got over my porn addiction whomstever
No, you didn't. You're still gooning to youtube ASMRs. From any religious point of view it's exactly the same thing.
so there no trad White German/Scandinavian Blonde Blue eyed women? where are all the trad women
where are all the trad women
getting railed by Chad and Tyrone
not for porn addicts like you
women are judged by their beauty and promiscuity, men are judged by their ability to provide and protect. two different things
The trad wife doesn't really exist, the best you can get is a girl who had 2-3 previous boyfriends
and you can do neither
There are actually legit femcels out there in their mid-late 20s, but you won't find them on dating apps because they're not hoo-ers. You have to find them IRL and capture them like Pokemons.
I thought I found one for a while; blonde 10/10 pastor’s daughter. She turned out to be too mentally ill, and we broke up. Maybe a year or two later, she pooned out. Fuck this gay earth.
femcels in their late 20s are either extremely ugly or are severely mentally ill
Reminder west coast = Korean/Japanese gf and east coast = chinese gf.
If you don't live in either you are shit out of look frens.
sisterberg helped me wash my face
umm do you have trouble washing your face?
down so bad im about to read How to Win Friends and Influence People
shes an expert on skin care
Might make a /cum/ post
Hope all my Canadian niggas are voting Conservative.
how is this down bad? why are you doing this to yourself?
like it'll make any difference which party you vote for
That's a rough 21.
That's rather cynical.
Might make a /cum/poster cum
my boss says it will help me make sales
That's rather cynical.
but true. they're not even pretending
Not necessarily, I met one who was a realtor and she was like a 7/10. She was just brought up in a very Protestant family so she didn't spend her younger years being a degen sloot. Some are def uggos but could still get laid if they wanted to, they just have enough self respect not to let Tyrone dump a load in them.
No I'm voting for carney
Tate always sounds like a try hard geek
Dude I get that your country is incorrigibly corrupt but not every country is the USA ok.
I hope you get struck by lightning before you make it to the polling station.
Is she holding it backwards lmao
Conservative leader is called peepee
TRVTH
NVKE
having a boss is kinda gay
making some gumbo for the bf
No I'm voting for carney
No the original nintendo gameboy DS was a japan only release that had a screen and controls on back too for multiplayer games
They reused the DS name later on
They are incredibly rare as it was an horrible idea
PP is a career politician
What da
Long-term racking up hundreds of billions of dollars of national debt is a really dangerous thing to do.
Trump ruined all the Canadian chud work of the last 10 years
i already voted liberal
depends entirely on who holds the debt. since most of our debt is held by China it's literally not a problem, what are they gonna do if we don't pay? give me ONE scenario where they don't end up worse off by trying to call in our debt.
Based and redpilled
Chatgpt is so fucking weird.
country decides to vote for the same party that has given them a lost decade because the evil orange man made jokes about annexing them
lol
Argentina for example, defaulted on their debt
It gets your mom all hot and bothered.
canadians like being poor for whatever reason. it's strange
why is a turk posting in here
Shorty lick me clean the way she suck me off
AI was a mistake
We run debt against ourselves by printing the money needed for these massive spending budgets.
why is this guy in his blue undies
White is right.
Are you a natural?
Argentina was already poor as fuck and a 3rd world country, they had no right to get into debt with anyone.
we don't have a federal reserve that grants us loans like the US though, it's a different system.
If you don't live in either you are shit out of look
what did he mean by this?
It's saying that a certain initial amount of spending will help test scores, but it has diminishing returns, before it falls off?
a natural 34C yes
It's not going to happen. Media and social media will be very wrong about the outcome. It'll be conservative win and probably majority as well.
Good.
Cringe and cuckpilled.
shartGPT is cringe
They actually used to be one of richest in south America, their money became like toilet paper after defaulting
YOU'RE A LOOOSAH
I love just installing mods for New Vegas almost as much as playing it.
Argentina was as wealthy (per capita) as the US was in the late 1800s/early 1900s. No idea what the fuck went wrong there
The CIA.
i can thoughever, why are you hating on me
is this cucked gay neoliberal neo conservative jewish nig world order really damning the entire White race to accepting the view that women who are not virgins are “okay” to marry? Promiscuity must be reshamed
More specifically, it's saying there is not a correlation between spending money and student test scores. The claim, of course, has been "we need to raise teacher pay" and whatever else to see improvements in test scores.
I guess if you really wanted to, you could argue spending money above whatever certain baseline is required for the school to simply operate; ie the funding floor.
thirdie copout
imagine your ancestors immigrated to the americas for a better life but chose peru instead of the US or canada
same as happens to any country: brown thirdies don't understand basic economics, but they DO understand they can vote themselves gibsmedats
most of Latin America was doing alright up until the monroe doctrine
Ordered slop; IAN is handling my food today :)
Just read a ridiculous post that confuses the dates of the Monroe Doctrine
playing the long game. Peru will come out on top
cia-funded dictatorships as usual
idk if i did it wrong but i made absolutely no money from uber eat. cant understand why anyone would do it besides as a last resort
be a debt slave forever
or we'll make you poor by just claiming your money isn't worth anything
lmfao imagine letting them decide your fate
Canada is a self-sustaining nation both in resources and land use, Argentina is not. we have oil, minerals, timber, fresh water, farmland, etc. we are literally half a continent with a tiny population relative to land size. we are the best. nothing can stop Canada, ever.
Delivery and rideshare drivers here get paid by the hour. It's the law.
Ian has been wageslaving slop to lazy slugs for 5 years now
he is personally responsible for dosing almost 19,000 individual sloppahs
certified death dealer.
nothing can stop Canada, ever.
haha
lol
lmao
oh that's nice. certainly would've made things easier
My dad has the most painfully obvious crush ever on my mom's sister
Viva Palestina, viva Sudán, viva Puerto Rico, viva Kashmir, viva Somalia, viva Cuba, viva Venezuela
what does your mom think of that
what about the western sahara
i hope you get cancer
stop rooting for people that are not like us. Only Puerto Rico, Cuba, and Venezuela matter
men only want one thing
I want a girlfriend who calls me a good boy so not wrong
If you were shorter you would have an italian bimbo wife
Everybody's Talkin'
you have a mommy fetish too?
pick yourself up by your bootstraps
I voted PPC
levels of DOWN BAD: astronomical
go to bathroom
paper towel machine is empty
dry my hands by violently shaking the water off of them onto and all over the mirror
take that janny
people on phones can not post
every thread on every board is dead
good fuck phone users
Protip: replace "shorts" in the URL of a YouTube short with "watch" to turn it into a video :)
Me personally, I'm a simple girl
I believe Palestine should be free
I believe Hawaii should be free
I believe parts of Ukraine belong to Russia
I believe Taiwan belongs to China
listening to mommy ASMR was unironically the one thing in my life that made be feel cherished and loved
holy grim
the first step to escaping prison is realizing you're in prison
why are you in prison
They can post though
Spilled my guts
Going to a concert alone tomorrow and the last couple times were super depressing
and I think you should kill yourself, you piece of shit.
so go with friends
I always go solo but it's normal for metal gigs
don't respond to that thing, it's a bot, never responds
sorry
Who you calling a bot, bitch?
Heh yeah
I don't care about normal, just lonely
One time in the company Slack chat one of my coworkers said he was "down bad" trying to finish this task he was assigned
I don't need to call her mommy, she just has to love me and be nice to me.
you, with your bot opinions
my only friend in highschool was korean and his mom was one of the hottest women ive ever seen in real life. i wish i sniffed her undies back in the day
America wouldn't stop Canada, it'd only have the potential to change it. not even to make it worse. adding America to Canada would actually improve America.
It'd drag Canada down.
LOL
it'd improve canada in nearly every conceivable metric (you guys are DOWN BAD so much you're almost last in every metric of developed countries)
whats that one song that goes na na na na na na na
And yet you'd still drag us down to never be able to recover. You're on the precipice of collapse.
I guess you might think this if you're retarded.
You little understanding of economics
Why yes, I think I WILL eat half the pizza while nobody is looking. I think I'll stuff most of the remaining pieces in my empty lunchbox as well. Thanks workplace