Asian gf edition
/brit/
mmmmm boobies lol
In bed, eyelids heavy
heving a venk
Mom's spaghetti
alri dracula
Pegging is a crime against God and nature and is an abomination worse than the homosexual act of sodomy because it reverses the roles of the man and the woman as penetrator and penetratee respectively.
Why are YouTube comment sections always filled with pretentious comments from midwits who want to sound intelligent?
I cherish that I live in a world where Beethoven lived and Glass is living. Both composers made different music but the same message: Living or existence is power These two speak to me. Thank God.
*rises out of my coffin upright but goes a full 180 degrees and clonks my head on the floor*
dying
Jesus Christ is Lord. Good Luck and May God Bless You Always.
corr
rising from my bed like dracula, banging my head off the ceiling as i'm on the top bunk in my smelly childhood bedroom
Fixing up ramen at midnight
poos and wanks and the sort
stay strong soldier
dying
the american economy is all just usury and speculation
always best to sort them.
i bookmark one black goddess pic on twitter and the algorithm feeds me with 30 more black goddesses
mad how the mongols nearly killed as many people as died in world war ii
douglas murray getting bummed by an entire division of IDF soldiers right this second
Get ALL (every single one) of the mutts banned from this place. /brit/ is a yank free zone!
dying.
Mad how it wasn't nearly enough.
The Yuan dynasty was complacency manifest.
You gotta wonder what psychological shit is going on between a woman and man who participate in pegging. Like what is that relationship dynamic
Because not only does the man want to be pegged, the female is willing to strap on some fake dick and give it to him. But does she really enjoy that? Or is just doing it because he wants to
Sometimes there's power play dynamic. Sometimes it's a gender role thing.
Sometimes the guy's bi(curious) and his woman is just happy that he's not getting his prostate punched elsewhere.
is it really foggy this morning for anyone else?
guess nobody else is up on the sontag morgen
Hello!
my dick smells like willy
caught up on skibidi toilet. honestly it fell off when they started speaking intelligible english
hello?
you're having some earth quakes in northern australia mate
that’s just me twerking my fat ass
might post the mice
Emma Watson left a stain in the undie.
women don't fart
hi!!!
nice and clear morning here
looks like we got a ice dweller in the chat
I saw you outside again, just hanging out with your friends
Hanging with my cousin, reading dirty magazines
We seen some niggas kissin', we ain't know what that shit mean
Then we start re-enacting everything that we had seen
That's when I gave my cousin head, gave my cousin head
Gave my cousin head, I gave my cousin head
I gave my cousin head
I saw you outside again, just hanging out with your friends
And I know these niggas 'bout to judge me now
(And I know these niggas 'bout to judge me now)
Started off when we was hanging out (Started off when we hang)
Told my cousin not to tell nobody (Please, no, don't tell nobody)
People tell me take it to my grave
"Truth will set you free someday"
I don't think they understand
That I'm not attracted to a man (They thought I was gay)
Nitrous don't help me, it just put me in a trance
I'm talkin' about euphoria, I am not talkin' about a man
Told her, "Don't leave me, 'cause I need you by my side
As long as you don't leave me, then I'll probably be alright
And that one time that you left me, I didn't get no sleep that night
And that one time that you left me, I took ten Percs to get high
Ten Percs to get high, pray that I don't die
But if I die, see you in the sky
Two pints of the Qua'-Qua', don't leave, just stay, bae
Let's go on a vacay, leave the world behind"
Leave the world behind
Leave the world behind
Nitrous don't help me, it just put me in a trance
I'm talkin' about euphoria, I am not talkin' about a man
Told her, "Don't leave me, 'cause I need you by my side
As long as you don't leave me, then I'll probably be alright
Then I'll probably be alright
Took ten Percs to get high
Ten Percs to get high, pray that I don't die
But if I die, see you in the sky
Two pints of the Qua'-Qua', don't leave, just stay, bae
Let's go on a vacay, leave the world behind"
had 8 months to do my uni dissertation that's due in 12 days and I haven't even decided what to do for it yet
happens
almost raged earlier but collected myself x
Saw a Ukrainian guy in the local group Ukrainians use to find jobs, spam shit businesses and scam people advertising for a girl to collaborate with him in camgirl stuff.
Honestly what would the girl even get out of that, why would she need to work with him to be one? He was saying they would split the money 50/50 but all the girl needs is to have a phone and set up an account. She would be doing all the actual work, to call it that, in getting naked, doing requests and shit, so what would he be doing that he should get half the money?
um
just when i was about to ask if there were any hungry bottoms here the thread dies
buy the best ai model you can afford and also an ai detector/paraphraser. learn how to use their “deep research” features
it’s unethethical but nigga you are in a desperate situation.
just witnessed MLP outside of Anon Babble
is it really that desperate yet? I'm still sort of chilling, 10 days should be enough time
can always hop in front of a train can't you
10 days is not enough
i barely completed mine in a month and i already had all the sources collected before then and had long decided on what it was going to be on
the fate of your life depends on whether or not you can rally and wake yourself out of this insane trance you’re in. pull out all the stops my nigga, also know you can buy caffeine pills over the counter at any chemist
the verdicts are in
sex
no rush mate don’t listen to these squares
fuck off you're trying to scare me
I mean I'm only going for a pass, can't be that bad surely
I only listen to the original Sam Wilkinson
if you make an absolutely herculean effort starting immediately you may be able to come out of this relatively unscathed
anything short of this and you’re fucked
what happened to that lewis lad
?
Lewis why did you delete your Facebook all of a sudden?
appears to be some sort of device
can I watch?
What'll it be then
Student loans company asking me for money again.
Time to tell them for the 5th year in a row I'm too poor to pay it back.
Management
think i might have a tranny wank
i flirtatiously ask the waiter for a cheese blast
is using the censored one xitterfags use
Hair is at that perfect length again, trt making my face much leaner and more handsome, freshly shaved and looking nice… yep.. time to shag
american flag replies to latinx version
Heh
What does that entail? Setting up the username and passport and uploading a photocopy of the ID? Just sounds like a wannabe Andrew Tate looking for an easy 50% of her income while getting free nudes.
This isn't like Russia or Ukraine where there are some problems getting the payment through so people set up those big businesses/warehouses with 100+ that handle that part of the payment and chuck them all in the same tiny little box rooms.
testosterone? doesn't that leave your hormonal balance out of whack once you stop taking it? body stops producing test and then you troon out
which one lad? for me it's asia belle
where's Lee when you need him
don't think this is allowed
you can go to prison in the uk for sharing a link
tethtothterone? doethn't that leave your hormonal balanthe out of whack onthe you thtop taking it? body thtopth produthing tetht and then you troon out
went to a hunting expo yesterday for fun, there was a photographer who had a stall and the models were wearing lace wedding dresses with their arses out corr
homeland party was an mi5 intelligence operation
shooting, stuffing and mounting them but not in that order
Good things happen when you leave your smelly bedroom every once in a while
Might have cheeky toby's carvery later lads.
eating dead animals
this, we should be more like the asians and eat live animals instead
Pretty sure the pizza place will be closed on a Sunday morning m8
minority delivering me breakfast on a sunday morn, feels good
where pussy?
I wonder what Emma Watson’s faeces taste like.
WE NO HAVE YOUR CAT
trooning a poo
got some major chafing going on beween my ballbag and the thigh skin next to where my ballbag dangles
no buffalo chicken
wanted to go to poowong takeaway and cafe for breakfast today but its shut
Horror scenes from Vancouver
x.com
They caught the lad that did it. Didn’t look all there. Oriental fellow who kept saying sorry
the beautiful canadian language on display there
Z Machine
toil looms on the morrow
if i didn't have access to a smorgasbord of drugs i honestly don't know how i'd cope
Hate camera phones those poor people's deaths are on the Internet forever so some twitter mong can have a few retweets
The old fashioned lady-beating, kid-beating way. Have a drink, beat your wife. Don't have a drink, beat your kid. That's the way of nature, way of the Tao. You fuck me, I suck you.
Take your pets in, if they live that’s great, if they die, at least you’re going home with steak and sausages
used car salesman who will do anything his jew masters tell him to do for very few dollars
Saw one posted here a while back. Black teens fighting in London. One got stabbed in the heart, took 3 steps back and then just fell straight on his back. Not even moving. Makes you realise how fragile life is
pooberg politely knocking on the door of my ringpiece and then returning shortly after with a battering ram and 10 mates after I didn't answer in time
white supremacy did this
Have a nip, you have a little tupple. The algebra? As it were? Is simple. If you allow? For the balance of spirits? To settle in your tummy.
i bid you a pieú
Low Sunday
Church toil beckons
are you the new catholic?
I don’t know about new
if it's toil why go
there was a guy who wanted to become one and another who had left the church and wanted to come back to it as well, anyway, have a good one with the old people
wanking my puffy furry soft little pussy
New SeasideMark de lads, get in there de lads
proper old seasidemark clip that
British humor...
the priests at the church my brother-in-law was baptised at got caught having a gay prossie sex party after the gigolo had a heart attack and the priest wouldn't let the paramedics in to treat him
Some days he stinks of fish other days he stinks of shit de lads
Good sunday
This Post Left Intentionally Blank
Tim Byrne for PM de lads
Keep Calm and Poo in Loo
always answer when pooberg comes knocking, that's what my gran used to say
at least he wasn't messing with kids
a full weekend without a hangover. who is this new man? I might even leave the house today
feels like i haven’t been hungover in yonks, don’t drink anymore you see
What do you reckon happened to Tim that’s got him in such bad shape? He mentioned a fall but did he fall down a cliff and hit every nook and cranny on the way down Homer Simpson style? Or was it more of a straight fall like Wile E. Coyote? How does a simple fall mess a person up that bad?
a clue gained
He chucks himself about when he doesn't get what he wants. Proper mischievous, he is.
only benders online at this hour
that would include you hun x
I wish Anon Babble never came back.
morning lad
kek same although I was just using sharty instead while it was down so it's not like I got a taste of freedom
it's you who came back
we've all been there to be fair
I wish you never came back
the reds win the league today lads
having a chook sarnie
just scranned some leftover kentucky fried chook for brekkie me
you're fucked in the head
I'd like to arse you a few questions
so here's the thing ears are pretty weird aren't they
I'd like to arse you a few questions
I like guys who don't get caught.
Gooseberg escorting her children across the road earlier today
watching anime with the girlies
they're very useful and nice
can't post images for some reason
today may just be the day boys
you just know
well you just did so there
even more puzzling
got all pasta sauce down my white t shirt
looked outside and treeberg is suddenly full of leaves
weren't like this a week ago
breakfast pasta
yeah i'm texting my sister to tell her i'm not coming for a walk
suppose i'll do a little white lie and say i've haad a delivery rescheduled for this morning
dont believe in church going christians in this thread
that's the big penis which explodes
zero people under the age of 70 go to church
yeah you're a freakcel failure
too hungover?
grim existence
not really hungover but i didn't sleep very well
Need Emma Watson to whack me off using her twat.
black player celebrating with a weird dance while the white player waits awkwardly waiting for him to finish so he can embrace him
there weren't dancing much that day
going outside (alone)
terrifying thought
next lvl: going outside alone (without smartphone)
look at how badly I mindraped him
what if something happens
wtf that is insane
who will be the next poope
why don't the spamming/flooding posts ever get deleted and why isn't the poster banned?
Good morning brother Jebediah, brother Elochi. Praise the lord.
*smirks* what if life happens?
oh looks like I spoke too soon
:)
Go for a Moroccan chicken stuffed, that sounds peng
yum yum
don't know what to eat today
Poo barms
ever shagged her
tacos
curry
poo
slurping a coffee down
yes lad fuck yes
coffee consumed, poo loading
What about intensely gay sex with a British boy- gay or no?
epic ftw
screamd when everyone pissed and cummed themselves over increased church attendance figures last week as if its picture perfect white atomic families in little villages going to their local church when in reality the increased numbers are 100% carbon black bantus going to those community centre services where they start levitating and having fits on the floor and that LOL
Who's going to be the first to post a cheeky porn since we've been back? My money is on an Aussie poster.
going to ignore the gf for a day to prove a point
I've been ignoring mine for years. She doesn't actually exist but that's not the point.
another crossbow rampage in the news why the fuck can you buy a crossbow here
Anyone start working out and become gay? I started hitting gym seriously a year ago after a while on and off and now my gains have come in and my physique is looking good I can’t stop drooling at pics of wam fucking guys.
Before I went to gym I had like one gay experience and a few girlfriends but nothing serious. Now I can’t stop looking at hairy strong men. It’s hardly sexual, I just can’t look away and I find myself drooling.
right well the cat stinks so that's another thing i have to deal with today
nothing is ever easy
medieval ass niggas
why is he stinky
17km runtoil on the cards this morning
2km warm up
15km race pace
1km cool down
good lad
Seasidemark creampieing Helen
He’s there creampie king, you see
dunno she's probably been outside sniffing about the place playing in bins and the like
give him a chance probably hasnt had his clean yet today
i might have an orange juice before my coffee
0km i give a shite
Bottle kicking trampling left me unable to walk
The missus just sent me this
mad I was literally just reading this
women are so fragile
LIV
ERP
OOL
rorke in the crowd getting up and storming out
nukes falling by the end of the year
Q
feminism told them they were strong and they believed it
Good morning to my fellow coffee enjoyers
mad how that all started from one incel larping on Anon Babble
youtube.com
who said incels can't wake up before midday
so thats rorke
yucky smelly piles of poo
when you leave an unflushable poo in a public toilet who cleans that up?
the on duty poo warden?
might even go for a walk later, she won't :)
going to watch some asmr in bed and hopefully not fall asleep
nasty little boy
lool
surely you listen to asmr
smelly cat, smelly cat,
what are they feeding you?
honestly, it's fucked, like that guy on his stag who died falling from a stool
sometimes tragedy strikes in stupid ways
but in her case it's a bit like the spanish guys getting gored while playing with bulls: what did you expect?
you get tingles from the visuals too
toil looms
there used to be a homeless bloke outside coop and i would always offer him a sandwich or something to eat from inside
the first few times he accepted
then after a while he started saying i should get some money out of the cash machine next to the shop and that he didnt want food anymore
fuck off
Employed woman ripping farts at Aldi after a night of greasey pizza and gayming
sounds like bollocks
homeless people get given plenty of food already, people assume if they give them money they'll just go and spend it on alcohol or drugs but forget they also need money to buy other necessities like clothes or a toothbrush or whatever, a lot of that food just ends up going in the bin
hyoon is pure manchu-gorean sexoooo
rorkes gone mental
yes the tingles are in his bollocks thats right
why not just ask me to buy a toothbrush then
done absolutely fuck all with this life i was given. squandered each and every moment
curious yank posts
Droopy McCool, once known by the alias Snit, was a Kitonak member of the Max Rebo Band. McCool's true name was a series of whistles which was incomprehensible to most non-Kitonaks. He was from the planet Kirdo III, and played a flute made from a hollow chidinkalu plant from his home planet. Snootles wanted to help him, until Snit chose a new name in Kitonese that even her vocal apparatus could not reproduce. She convinced him to accept the stage name she made up, "Droopy McCool." His stage name was fitting, referring to his "cool" personality. The group was re-named the Max Rebo Band, now only under Rebo's wing. This new incarnation was discovered by Jabba Desilijic Tiure's talent scout and former majordomo, who got them an audition with Jabba himself. Jabba was impressed with the Rebo Band and offered Rebo a life contract in exchange of all the food they could eat. Rebo accepted before Snootles could stop him. "Droopy" did not have a chance to say anything either, but he considered that it was a bad deal; he ate once a month and they had a load of chooba slugs. During their first night at Jabba's Palace, a Gamorrean guard noticed that McCool was a Kitonak and mentioned that he had seen other Kitonaks on the Dune Sea. He left before Droopy said anything, but this idle chat gave him something to think about. "McCool" was famous because he never fit in with the crowd, and because he had a quasi-mystic behavior. However, as the other courtiers on Jabba's Palace were usually busy, almost nobody paid him any attention as long as he continued with his work. He only seemed to speak with Sy Snootles.
thinking like a brilliant
It's 1am to 4am depending on where you are in the US
It's past your bedtime. Go to bed Cody.
just seems a bit undignified and overcomplicating the situation to give random strangers a shopping list rather than ask for a few quid, no?
Buying mouthwash for a homeless
12:53 here Willem off you pop
you know the vast majority of brits on Anon Babble are yanks on vpns
they do the same on Anon Babble
done him
once saw a homeless guy eat an entire woolies roast chicken in one go
did that with one of their roast porks this very day
another W for Christ
12:53 here
Exactly, 1am like I said you bloody dunces
Go to bed
fatty boomba
gn
safeways
gone
woolworths
gone
wilkinsons
gone
whsmiths
gone soon
and there are aussies eating ROAST CHICKEN from woolworths over there
its a fucking disgrace
wheres our roast thicken
thinking
can coffee with only milk work? no water?
wheres our roast thicken
at the paki place, bossman
ayooo what’s up my nigg— *gets a 3 day ban for racism*
Last one
This guy was so based
as annoying as that Anon Babble hack was, at least that soyjak site didn't have jackboot jannies
love the surreal vibe of thah seinfeld episode where kramer has a red light shining in his room (from the chicken roaster)
scheduling a 2 hour nap
please contact my secretary if you need anything
might start taking steroids
they say it can fuck you up permanently, but arnold seems to have gotten away with it
alri zyzz
you can take any drug right now on a microdose level and build up tolerance and have nothing adverse happen to you
can't you just take some one or three times and stop
but why would you do that
mumberg tamping because I ate her chocolate chip cookies lol
your gains will go the way of the dodo if you stop
rotten son
arnold was natty
theyre showing one of the old Star Wars movies at the cinema might go see it
Jerry get ipad
what versions?
he's had 3 heart surgeries
nah he admitted to doing TRT during his off seasons because it was perfectly legal back in the day
i reckon there's a good chance he's even lying about that and was actually blasting gear nonstop his whole career though
steroids crush your natural test production so if you start you'll need to take some form of drug for the rest of your life to counter it
Watered the withered rose plant
zitto animale
I should be mixing cement and building houses not making excel sheets
don't be zyzz brah