/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
DRINKING THE CANS sub-edish

eating a raisin

You just talk to the mechanic, lad or find the dead one or something

Good lad

Tried it. Lost my save when I fucked out the old PC. Got up to the second area? I think. Sometime after the Malkavian mansion place

drinking lager from a can right now

don't watch celeb big bro but thought this was funny

3 weeks ago, Mickey Rourke enters alongside this yank girl who called herself a lesbian with a non-binary gf

Mickey Rourke kept making homophobic remarks and at one time said "I need to go out for a fag, but I'm not talking about you" and pointed at her

Mickey even joked he'd turn her straight

Jojo burst into tears and defiantly told him she's a lesbian and when she leaves she'll still be with her non-binary partner

gets booted out for his lesbianophobic attitude

There's a love island deano in there

she fell for him and then broke up with her non-binary gf and is back on the cock

mental
so she unironically was turned straight after standing up for lesbians against the homophobic bully

wonder what this girl looks like now

you re sad

Nah looks tons better now
I can tell you have a stiffy for Romans, probably because you're gay

Slavery is peak soul

just making a post in the thread
don't mind me

not on the cans
i suppose one could say i'm on the can'ts

i'll have them lad

the renaissance literally had a stiffy for romans. you know nothing

needed a haircut on new years day

left it for literally 4 months

finally caved in and got it during my lunch break on Friday

now look and feel so much better I'm questioning my mental illness of not doing this in the first place

that thing that's been on your to-do list for months lads?
just do it ffs

I'D RATHER LIE THAN LOSE YOU

No can do

very fattening de lad

cronem needs is snack ready

Aryan

love ready salted me
love salt and shake
love eating a bowl of salt

writing a cover letter in the year 205

Tried it. Lost my save when I fucked out the old PC. Got up to the second area? I think. Sometime after the Malkavian mansion place

Fair play.
Do give it another go some day, it's sincerely great. Only game I replay regularly alongside HL2 and FNV.

I am national socialist and i support Palestine

Ben Shalom

this but for holding in a poo

got the infernal restraints on

nigga's calendar ended before the roman empire's 3rd century crisis

They surpassed the Romans, which is why the old basilica has been mogged by the new

spot of hungover counter strike 2 de lada

incelwalk has been cancelled due to inflation, coffee and a wank are now brewing

It's a good game. The motivation is to save that girl Heather and make her your ghoul.
That and I genuinely liked Knox

Can’t help that I’m attracted to them

saturday night and I'm in bed drinking boxed wine

how delightfully decadent

wen 3 pm ting show pumpumdem pon facetime

dante would disagree

Fucking Hell, lads. These cans do not taste good at all. I'm hoping it's just the first one

nigga name is keir

what cans are they?

my to-do list:

get a new alarm put in

get loft insulation up to 300mm

new kitchen cabinet doors

maybe a new bathroom

Beer
Boxing
Barcelona
Bed

That's my night

Now Google that, groupies follow me like Twitter
I'm rolling up my catnip and shitting in your litter
Why you looking bitter? I be looking better
The type of bitch that make you wish that you ain't never met her
The editor, director, plus I'm my own boss
So posh, nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means nobody getting over me
I got the swag, and it's pumping out my ovaries

oo 'eck
that right nice

beer haram

Magners/Bulmers
Had some Magners cans over in London when I went out to a house party and they weren't half bad so thought I'd try the Irish ones

Maybe a bit of bottoming too aha x

god the female scouse accent is the most disgusting on the planet how can anyone stand it

> maybe a new bathroom

how much would that cost you?

that house party was in 2004. things change

tired of western hegemony lads

50 quid

It was actually during the downtime of the site
Wasn't too bad
Was a fun time watching people do coke on the kitchen tables while Canslad was drinking the cans

Madri
Mates
Men's mental health

yeah course it was canslad. course it was

haven't even dared to look
but the bathroom isn't mega massive, id say 8ft x 7ft
i want the bath ripping out and replacing with one of those mint showers ive seen in the park plaza hotels

isy suttie could fucking get it

how did a 40 year old dredd cosplayer in ireland get invited to a london house party

scouse birds are fit tho so that makes up for it x

bed
bath
beyond

watching a flim I im

where else would be he

haven't had my hair cut in about 6 months cos i don't like looking at my fuck ugly face in the mirror

would love a new bathroom
have 0 use for a tub, give me a walk in shower

*walks into /bert/ wearing a "never nonce" shirt

tomorrow theme is so fucking peng

One of the Sadhbhs I work with does plays and shite. She did a play on the opening night and then had an afterparty

You should make friends with people, lad. It helps.

I think it's time to suck a coffee

quite enjoy wim wenders films me
watched Alice in the Cities recently

listening some classic early 00’s pop by kylie minogue

Dante was long dead before they even began to consider rebuilding St Peters you fucking mong

the thinking man's crumpet haha
no really, i'd knob that hull slag senseless and impregnate her

yeah I'll just get a gf then

haven't had my hair cut in years because i'm a slaphead
can't remember the last time i bought shampoo either

the famous samurai Takahiro Suckacocky

if I went to one of these people who are constantly blathering about "mental health" and told them that my mental health is very bad because of all the non whites in my city and the faggot/tranny shit everywhere they would probably call the cops on me or tell me to kill myself. "Mental Health" is just code word for non whites/gays and their mental well being, the "mental health" of whites is never considered and in fact they would prefer if it we all killed ourselves.

fresh haircut is make up for men

haircuts reveal our truths, makeup conceals your lies

saw that offensive post on twitter

yeah course she did mate. course she did.

Canspaedo getting drunk and living in his fantasy world, lashing out at anyone who brings him back to reality (he’s a 47 year old man who cosplays as Judge Dredd)

been growing my hair out but still go in for a tidy up every now and then so it's not just an unkempt incel barnet

And the very latest from Employed Woman? x

just shows you how removed it was from its inspiration. simulacra. disneyland. they knew nothing

wondering why minecraft doesn't add any of the mods to the base game
the game developers spend two years 'working' to add fireflies to the game but meanwhile there's so many other wonderful things that people make like new biomes, better world generation, new mobs etc and they do it all for free too
MAD

roped

how many of you are balding? be honest

Bit of a good timing there, lad

Spaino is posting

i wish i lived in the UK

too much maths for a saturday night

yeah?

forced to shit behind the aldi bins since he's legally barred from the women's toilets

*orders 'za for all the /brit/ lads*

This is apparently why gays hate dykes because they're all like this.

A gay bloke is never going to be like "You know what? I fancy a bit of minge" whereas dykes are always like "ONLY WOMEN FOR ME, MEN FUCK OFF" and then they spread their legs to the nearest attractive bloke when they haven't had cock for a few months.

Everything a woman does is performative, including pretending to be a dyke or "queer"

Dogging tour

mmhmm uniting the cronem

yay!

did the man punch the man

fuck sake Southampton misses out again

I didn't say it was you
I was quoting both because it was good timing you retarded bastard, lad

Don't like single player games, just feel bored and alone
Prefer online games and MMOs

twitter has not been happy with her

booked my tickets for the dogging tour

none for me thanks I don't eat that slop

Has she done any pissplay?

whoop whoop!

building a colonial empire as japan

could you order me a lactose free 'za please

yeah seen both her and bonnie blue front page of pornhub getting pissed on

having done 80 situps Canslad now regrets that

Thought I was only meant to get DOMS after fucking sleeping

refuse to believe jojo siwa is real

thats a fake name ai generated from combining jojos bizarre adventures anime with asian singer Rina Sawayama

constructing a greater east asian co-prosperity sphere?

lovely, that's tonights wank sorted

it was the pope's funeral today lads have some respect

>Mickey even joked he'd turn her straight

He did
One boomer finally tells her to her face that lesbian nonsense is all fake and look what happens less than a month later

Winston Churchill was so universally repulsive that both nationalists and leftists hate him with equal zeal. From Ireland to Bangladesh to Germany this man's name is synonymous with homicidal psychosis. Jews stand alone in defending his legacy.

much like zsa zsa gabor

yeah yeah one of those spheres

Shut up you neonazi fucktard
You lost, get over it

surely Southampton would have a great turn out? why did she leave it out?

canslad here! just popped over to london to see my czech girlfriend who was miss universe. then I went to the gym and got scouted for the mr olympia tournament next month. currently drinking magners and it lush.

uber driver plaything

what you wanna do mate, what you wanna do, is get a proper PPL programme set up
not some situps here and there
then you move on to doing a 12 week test cycle
then you do another 16 week cycle but stack tren and dbol in there

might have a poo wank

mbrappe

happy saturday lads

england needs a Trump but one who's not retarded
deport them all

What Southampton lacks is a decent events venue
There's a perfect spot on the site of the old Toys R Us, right next to the bus station and 5 minutes walk from the train station
Would be perfect for a massive lily phillips orgy
But the fucking council want to turn it into a hotel and apartments

t. Dr Eli Cohen

not happening, countrys finished

you clearly mean farage?
which is why im voting reform

I don't have a girlfriend, lad
Also you're supposed to mention I'm 47

I used to do 150 of situps/squats/pressups every morning but stopped because well, just did
Want to go back to it since I miss it
That and lifting the weights. I should buy a barbell or dumbells. Don't like gyms. Waste of money to me since I can do it at home naked

if you maintain a pooey arsehole to deter rape in prison will it work or will they just stab you

she wants a window cleaner from dagenham

99% of humanity has always hated Winston Churchill. This man is a uniquely villainous figure with the blood of 10s of millions of innocent people -- both white Europeans and non-whites outside Europe -- on his hands. There's a handful of countries, all in the West, where Churchill is preferred over Hitler but that's only because it's illegal or defacto illegal to take the opposite opinion.

nah
grifting cunt's the reason millions of them have entered in the last few years

12 week test cycle

do you keep your gains after?

Farage

lol
he kicks white men out of his party and puts pakis in instead
good luck

what is your goal in writing this?

No he isn't

nigella fartage

elton john doing a US tour it seems

popes dead lads

Now here's a real NYC story: a man died while riding the R train. A black guy walked up to the corpse and stole all of its belongings. An hour later a Mesoamerican found the corpse and started to have sex with it. Nobody bothered calling for help.

newsweek.com/dead-body-new-york-subway-was-target-robbery-sexual-misconduct-2059154

Doing God's work Mickey

He's just a nazi
Think he's that same yank spastic that used to devolve into posting pigs when anyone argued with him

soft effeminate hands

she wants a man who makes autistic historical youtube documentaries that get 400 views in his childhood bedroom in great yarmouth

don't know mate, fucking lifted a few years but im doing just that in bulking season
uncle knobhead whos on the juice says "yes" with pct
you miss the point, he'll do some absolute shithouse shit like binning the nhs in favour of insurance (not arsed, have money, can afford bupa) but he'll also absolutely get the fucking delivery drivers sent home

corr do you think the morticians… you know…

how is not lol
the amount of wogs and pakis in this country has increased exponentially since brexit
even my cornish village that was 100% literally 100% white since 2020 is now full of "them"
nowhere is safe

Something rubyesque about her face

All that I'm saying is give Hitlerism a chance.

CHADistani

hahaah cant make this shit up. she'll just say some shit like "don't judge me for exploring myself, my ex partner was just not emotionally available for me when i needed xer" and they'll just eat that shit up.

im not motherfucking gay! :)

Winston Churchill’s legacy is intensely polarizing, but the claim that “99% of humanity always hated him” is ahistorical hyperbole. While reviled in many former colonies (e.g., India for his role in the 1943 Bengal Famine, where policies exacerbated starvation killing ~3 million), he is celebrated in the UK and Allied nations for his WWII leadership. Criticisms of his imperialism, racism, and colonial policies (e.g., supporting violent suppression of dissent in Africa/Asia) are valid and reflect modern reassessments of his Victorian-era worldview. However, labeling him responsible for “tens of millions of deaths” conflates systemic outcomes of empire with direct culpability—a stretch unsupported by evidence. By contrast, figures like Hitler or Stalin oversaw industrialized genocide and purges causing tens of millions of deaths, making Churchill’s comparison to them misleading. The claim that Western nations prefer Churchill “only” due to legal/social taboos ignores history: Churchill’s leadership against Nazism (1940–41) was pivotal in preserving democracy, earning him admiration irrespective of Hitler’s posthumous infamy. While Holocaust denial is criminalized in some countries, Hitler’s global vilification stems from the unparalleled scale of his crimes, not legal coercion. Churchill’s complexity lies in being both a flawed imperialist and a leader who helped avert fascist domination. Dismissing him as “uniquely villainous” erases this duality, reducing history to moral absolutes. Responsible analysis requires acknowledging his harmful policies (colonial violence, indifference to famine) while recognizing his role in WWII—a balance between critique and context, not sensationalist condemnation.

til 2020 not since 2020

the amount of wogs and pakis in this country has increased exponentially since brexit

So? The Tories didn't need to let that happen, they chose to
Farage wasn't in power

churchills was simply the zelensky of his time. that’s all.

Once upon a time Paris was seen as the perfect, mythical balance of beauty, livability, and deep history.

Now they want to be known for their buttfucked bearded ladies, philo-Semitism, and African rape gangs.

Most would rather die than be transformed into modern France.

american women yearn for a reality TV star from hounslow

evens i drink in the house and watch yt/brit all night
odds i drink in the house and watch yt/brit all night

um

meanwhile timmy squirting another load on his potbelly in his childhood bedroom LOL

name a prime number that isnt already mentioned by another poster
(you can’t)

rorke's mum had him when she was 50

yet you're still alive

100% of the problems in the West are due to the outcome of WW2. The wrong side won and we have been suffering from a century of humiliation since then. If China and Russia can undo the result of that war, no matter what their motives or interests are, then we have a chance. If the world of the "post war liberal order"/Open Society continues, the white race will go extinct.

remember froobs

who's that

light beer

alright fagoid

didn't ask

love boxing
love watching wogs take lumps of shit out of each other

frooby granger

wished I was an inbetweener when I was growing up

yoghurt in a tube

What are you going to drink lad

holy fuck ive just seen charlie brown

oh yeah i remember them
mummy sometimes got them for my lunchbox
yummy
i was on free school meals the other times

Lads, cans?

love watching wogs take lumps of shit out of each other

odd

more like m-rape-em. fucking nigger

you a homosexualite drinking beer like that
only proper ale for me

nun u cud do

i was an "inbetweener" (an autistic misfit freak)

miller’s good
go fuck yourself and your gynecomastia you ipa sucklers

send them all home or if that's not possible round them all up and put them into camps or prisons indefinitely

LMAO this is what 2 weeks with a deano did to the super lesbian yank chick in a relationship with a woman she was talking about marriage with

Deanos are a different breed

turns out rourke was right all along

oh my daaaaaays nobody cares mate

he's famously got a massive cock

american women are no match for the humble deano

best he cud do

he thinks IPA is real ale

Might treat myself to a nice romantic wank
Candles and that

i've famously got a 5.7 inch cock

why do gay people always have thumbs that curve backward like that?
is it somthing to do with shoving it up their arses?

also, zyn

zoomie kek

Seems pretty standard for an American, they're a deeply unserious clown nation.

mine is 6.7 inches

im not NOT NOT gay FUCK OFF haha :)

Oh my days that is proper muggy

throw a football at him

heard some legend here has a 5.7 inch cock

post arse

According to whom

dubs and that miller yank is gay

what's the name of this big brother clone

watching reality tv

farage is a fucking sub80 kike begging for money doing cameos. I will vote reform if he resigns and someone with half a brain steps up, otherwise fuck voting I alright just watching things burn

Dunno
I don't trust people with thumbs that bend back like that
Got a strong, chiseled thumbline me

an average looking plumber with a cockney accent in his mid 30s from bexleyheath could go to any town in america and be the most eligible bachelor instantly

shut the fuck up mongoloid cunt

open the fucking pu

1 month until clarkson's farm

mine's 4 inches on a good day

You know nothing

yea
dunno why you guys don’t sexpat more here
irish guys know what’s up, i see them all over new york throughout the year and they’re literally being chased by artsy girls

I famously have the smallest penis in macclesfield

You know nothing

this is me

let me in

Rorke on a mad one

capitalism is just a system that allows jews to steal and loot and make money while doing nothing

mine is much, much smaller
i have the smallest penis on /brit/ BY FAR

youtube.com/watch?v=1E-dNouUSPM

from making 30k a year to making 30k a year

what an amazing story.

somehow, unironically, corbyn was our last chance at a prime minister that does get on their knees for the backie paki loving kike-agenda

Such a fucking bizarre match up
Also why's her head almost as big as his

bullshit
if having the tiniest cock was an olympic sport I'd win the gold every time - I'm the michael phelps of having a tiny cock

pretty sure you can get a flight to nyc for like €120

'kin hell she's a propa munter cunt

infatuation isn't love
stupid headline

wrexham in thee championship

need that /brit/ bussy bouncing on my cock

LOL best timmy cud do

just described the ruling party in a communist state

she just couldn't resist the big anglo cock

tempted to buy the oblivion remaster but the combat looks horrendous

why can't bethesda make a good combat system for crying out loud

mine is much, much smaller

i have the smallest penis on /brit/ BY FAR

if having the tiniest cock was an olympic sport I'd win the gold every time - I'm the michael phelps of having a tiny cock

yes thats another jewish system created by the jew marx. The capitalist jew and the communist jew are thick as thieves

cans ma boi, what else?

before 1960 or so homosexuals didnt engage in penis in bum sort of gay sex
it was more rubbing penises together etc that sort of thing
william burroughs writes about this

isnt she supposed to be a lezzer

any pretty drunk but can just about solve a captcha man in?

thought she was a lezza?

chortle

Elon's trans daughter can get it

jenna ortega and rachel zegler scissoring on 24 hr livestream for palestine

It's a 20 year old game, lad. It's basically a graphical update plus some minor changes. In a couple of weeks everyone will remember why nobody went back to Oblivion after Skyrim came out.

gets Rourke removed from the house because he made inappropriate comments about her gayness

turns out she isn't even gay

Employed woman could fucking get it.

it's alright. plays like a 20 year old game with updated graphics. probably shouldn't have bought it

bit gay
that's a bloke you're talking about

um

thought your whole thing was wanting to see negros having sex?

how's san fran, fag?

ziedy's crush

Rourke

While /brit/ was down he's spent his time working on his new gimmick: Pretending he's a blonde girl obsessed with black dicks.

That'll be 8k minimum. Mate got that done recently and that's what it cost him.

pretty sure gaylads have been taking it up the bum since the greeks invented it

best he cud do xx

not sf
this is nashville

it's a million dollar idea. thats a million babies fed you zionazi

Mickey RORKE

It was right in front of us the whole time, mental

I really don't know what you expected

currently getting poofaced

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell
don't tell me that
i need that money to pay off the mortgage and retire from shitting out code on the demands of a fucking female product owner

shut up bigknob I'd demolish you with the smallness of my willy

any gay boy man in?

fit chubby trans girl i follow is back on OF after a 10 month hiatus
get IN

lots of thugs round there ;)

that's a fat bloke in a dress mate

nobody cares incel

mad to think if JoJo Siwa was to shag me she would be an abuser due to her celebrity status relative to my anonymity

Not even a dress, it's just some bloke in pink stripey socks

fit chubby trans girl i follow is back on OF after a 10 month hiatus

get IN

mod oorganizer doesn't work with oblivion remastered

Fucking wankers

she's a woman and she's not wearing dresses on OF if you know what i mean x

how would you know

i hurt myself today
to see if i still feel

KOOTEEM
gonna get another vodka in the glass

she would be an abuser due to her celebrity status relative to my anonymity

not how it works, her being a women already reduces her power in the relationship by negative ten million points according to modern society.

And?

alcohol is fucking grim
had 7 pints and some wine last night absolutely passed the fuck out

got the gay porn on

i fully support this idea!

is the site dogshit slow for anyone else

okay so what if billionaireess mckenzie scott shagged me

he's your wank bank

yes sir

takes a couple trys tho

want to get drunk but don't want to drink beer
what should I drink?

CWLTSHC

look, all I'm saying is Hitler was probably on to something

acid

can't believe the get happened in /brit/ and I missed it

would eat her puffy fanny for days

GET IT MADE

her

that's an ugly bloke mate

we should have let hitler cook

cider

got another vodka in the glass, last one
i can still get it in one, the c++ must flow

listening to drunk russian going mental on a certain valve game lads

you could kill her with one flick of the wrist mate. people love saying this power shit but in reality they know deep down the only thing that matters is biological reality.

what if the holocaust was just jews jumping into ovens without nazis even needing to do anything

she could hire 50 snipers to be trained on the rest of my life

that means theoretically there's an amount of money that a 16 year old girl could have to make her the abuser if i shagged her and i will make it my lifes work to find out how much