/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING FAMILY edish

right well that's easily debunked
next?

having a can of hobgoblin

boomer beer

made for my brown cock

thanks mate

yeah might crack open a budweiser in a bit

that appears to say people who are not and should not be entitled to asylum can't legally claim asylum but people who are entitled can do so

every single illegal immigrant is coached by people smugglers to say they're from a bad country. The muzzies are told to tell the home office they're escaping Afghanistan. The Africans are told to say Eritrea or South Sudan. The slavics are told to say Albania. The asians are told to say China or North Korea.

Leftymong is deliberately playing dumb and doing word games as if it means anything. EVERY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WILL SAY THEY'RE SEEING ASYLUM

Get them in get the housed

Should get the phrenologist in to measure their heads

youtube.com/watch?v=0yNJsfzdUrw
youtube.com/watch?v=0yNJsfzdUrw
youtube.com/watch?v=0yNJsfzdUrw

Hello! I've just washed ashore on a plank of wood in your country but I would like to make it very clear that I am not actually seeking asylum.

and how does it make you feel down there, imagining that?

Asked mum to get me Pepsi max and she got cherry flavour by mistake fuck my life

Love listening to these lads complain about what is legal and illegal in regards to living in this country, when millions of brown men on rubber dinghies just proved whatever the fuck is written down in law doesn't mean fuck all.

yes yes very impressive. Here’s your one way ticket to the Salvadoran concentration camp libtard

VIRGINIA GIUFFRE DIES BY SUICIDE AGE 41

haha, girl pepsi

whats that diego posting gay shit well yes it is a day that ends in y

You’re not supposed to put old phones in the bin, where are they supposed to go?

no escaping andrew

Mad that shes under 18 here and this photo proves they had sex

It’s More likely that trump had her whacked

Put one in a lubed up condom and store it in ur bum in case you ever get nicked

You eat them
Use the human digestive system to recycle
It's like composting

I’d go even younger

I want a RR CULLINAN so bad omfdsssssss

to be fair im a virgin and ive never put my arm around a girl so its possible that if you put your arm around a girl that means youve had sex with them

i give to my dad and i think he takes them to the tip
i've never been to the tip myself

So this is rorke

any billionaires in?

god im a miserable cunt. im such an unhappy person.

chins up

*chins u*

bet that was loads of fun desu

You’re not supposed to put old phones in the bin

Yeah?
*throws phone in the bin*

they're supposed to go to the new arrivals rorke

is that from a morrissey song?

Might go for a wank in the park

up ur mums arse m8

who are you my dog?

Rolls Royce and Bentley look nouveau riche after non-whites and slavs own those

A WALK I MEANT A FUCKING WALK

Every single one

Doncaster Rovers promoted

Labour's strategy of endlessly alienating its natural supporters, while conceding almost every argument to its opponents on the right, is a recipe for defeat

lewis.oneil has hared a link with you

pasta delivery

Fuck up you malding she-he

rorke's opp was an insta reel omds

Literally nothing better than waking up on a Saturday thinking it’s Sunday omds

might watch interstellar (2014) this afternoon

screeching

I dont see what everybodys problem is with Labour at the moment. Im not even a leftymong but its pretty stupid and short sighted to blame all the country's problems on a party that only came to power 9 months ago and not the party that governed for the past 14 years. In all seriousness its a really stupid thing to do

ROAMING IN THE GLOAMING

WITH A SHAMROCK IN MY HAND

If you arrive on a boat illegally, you should be locked up indefinitely. Simple as.

done something fucking awful lads, had to do it but nevertheless it will stain my mind for a long time

well if you were a leftymong you'd be able to recognise there's nothing lefty about this government
ergo lefties don't like them

.

me after accidentally buying orange an pineapple squash instead of orange and mango squash

Cmon mate don’t torture yourself about it

By natural supporters do you mean working class white people or left wing headbangers?

hi i'm chris

well now you have to say what it was
or at least allude, at least give us an allusion

i mean socialists and trade unionists
you know the labour party

They’re the same thing

Non whites and slavs thinking own rolls Royce makes them look like the Earl or Duke

Theres quite a lot of lefty things about this government, its just not reported on as much. Nationalising the railway, giving councils money after 14 years of starvation, all the eco shit, paying the unions after they striked in the NHS and the education sector, its more left than you think

That's not how sharing Instagram links works
Just shows how detached this general is

had to dispatch something that was causing a lot of problems

So a relatively small group of academics and alternative elites

Reckon if I was a low impulse black I wouldn't be able to get through a single summer without going to jail

jesus christ he's killed his mum hasn't he

Need an American gf

no its my own. love Morrissey though. although it took me till my late 20s early 30 to really get into him.

impossible not to, i wish i had the guts to kill myself

tesco mobile

alarming posts

more of a giffgaff man myself

that's what im taking from this
am no grass but you'll be judged by god, mumkiller

should be able to buy women like this on amazon with same day delivery

Spicy lamb flatbread at Brighton and Hove Albion

£7.50

Headbangers then.

Tarq

mad how heathermong hasn't spammed a single black man yet
I think he's actually offed himself

If lewis was a fake dox last night it was very well done

Right, lads.
I'm off to the shop
For the scran
Not sure what I'll get. Two boxes of chicken wings and a box of wedges, yeah? Might skip the dinner too later and just get started on the cans in a bit

i find it very funny that you think working class is synonymous with racist
it's a very not actually working class at all opinion to hold

elton

can tell most of you are teenagers and children in here who've never had a job in their life. You'll grow up and get a job and start to realise how important trade unions are to you and your life and future.

he was behind the Anon Babble hack
mossad are torturing him right now in a dark room somewhere to find out why he attacked their honeypot

You're projecting

got a degree and a job that i make 70k a year from
dont know what your point was about but you invited salarymonging

im 33 and ive worked most of my life. never been in a union. not against them by any stretch but its never been a thing, an option available.

might pop the heating on

If you're anti-union in this case then you're a braindead mong then arent you

would be way too elaborate to be fake but i think we should let lewish be

remember joe pasquale lmao

I'm 32 and have a respectable job at a very well known internationally reputable UK company

i'll have a steak bake please mate ta

fully paid up member of the national union of bradleyposters myself

Ronnie’s losing in the snooker

Are we really fucking wagie bragging, lads?
Made 135k last year

*shakes your hand*

Hi, thanks for calling me back for an interview, I'm really excited for the opportunity to join this organisation

*I have my cock out and my foreskin is alarmingly long*

done me

Buried that freak deep underground

shall be opting out of the workplace pension scheme - its a form of wage suppression you see

Anyone hate being known by people irl or just me haha

got to be tax complications from that
at 45k post government-mugging, with 30k of it saved, my isas get plugged in 8 months

Really hope we get a British pope, lads.

its a form of wage suppression you see

need 3 teams to win for the bet

In Ireland and it's my own business, lad

Do you remember any protests in 2016 from any business in the country when the government passed a law that forced every employer with over a certain about of employers, to match their pension contributions? Thats a pretty radical law that surely businesses across the country would have seethed about right? Why didnt they?

I found out they put me back into my pension scheme at work without even telling me, and they told me it was the law they had to re-enrol me after a certain number of months automatically.

Just proves that it’s absolutely bullshit. None of us under the age of 30 will ever see that money, the government clearly want that as their own emergency savings fund. They will raid it at some point if there’s a war or some other disaster.

The Ruby spammer was back spamming about her minutes after Anon Babble came back and I thought that was him

wait 2 minutes for post timer

didnt post within ten seconds of said timer finishing so i have to wait 2 minutes again

wtf even is this

you know the money isn't held by the government right mate

None of us under the age of 30 will ever see that money

it doesn't go into the state pension, you know? the one that will be robbed off us
if it's NEST it's just a government run pension plan, same as if you'd get a SIPP but NEST manage it

if you're posting on multiple boards it just keeps resetting
it was even worse with the 15 minute countdown

It also presumes quite a bit about the future too. If WW3 doesn't happen or civil strife and if I make it to retirement age which will probably be set to 80 (ill be dead by then) then MAYBE ill see it, but theres this bizarre over--enthusiasm from employers who INSIST PLEASE PAY THE PENSION YOU'RE LOSING OUT ON MONEY!! yeah in 50 years time. I read somewhere its actually a pension stockholder/investor ponzi scheme

Did I say anywhere that it was? I’m saying the government would seize those funds the first chance they get if they needed to.

i mean presumably you feel the same way about any savings or investments then
like why think about your retirement at all

Rubymong is trannyspammer/carlymong/arianamong, etc.

Fucktard

One time I requested pulling out of workplace pension and I got an essay email response from HR begging me not to. Was a very strange kind of desperation to it, theres something going on we're not being told about

which VPNs actually let you post on here?

Do you remember any protests in 2016 from any business in the country when the government passed a law that forced every employer with over a certain about of employers, to match their pension contributions?

Search for it and you will find that they did

The state pension I don’t even consider, that has already been stolen from you if you are under 30. It will be your mid 70s when you’re eligible for that so basically you will just get a few years of benny level extra income if you’re lucky.

I mean the government are OBSESSED with us having these massive savings accounts that you’re not allowed to touch for decades, it’s clearly intended for them to use in case of emergency.
100% mate.
Not really since you aren’t auto enrolled into normal savings accounts sneakily and you can choose when to access them in general, you usually don’t have to wait till a certain age.

Scuh-reaming, this runt thinks there's a special government bank where all the pension funds are held

any of them

Fascinated by autistics with special interests that aren't trains or planes.

This nigga just watches a James Franco film on repeat, day in, day out. Mental

Pension contributions are literally free money you utter spastics

it’s clearly intended for them to use in case of emergency.

Doesn't even make any sense
It doesn't sit in the treasury

No? I save for short to medium term goals like holidays and new cars. Why would I gamble away a percentage of my wage every month on the assumption I'm going to be alive when I turn retirement age at 80 probably?

Probably worried about how you will survive when they scrap the state pension

I mean the government are OBSESSED with us having these massive savings accounts that you’re not allowed to touch for decades

yeah because they don't want a generational crisis where millions of pensioners have no money and have to live off the state for 30 years mate

some absolute fucking grade a melts here lol. watch a few youtube videos and now you think everything's all a big swizz is it?

slaps knees

Right!
I'm geting the shoes on and going to the shop for the scran.
Fucking hope they have the chicken wings and wedges otherwise I'll just be getting the cans like a sad bastard

Anyone want anything? I'll kidnap the chinese girl but not the spanish one.

So you admit that the government wants it for a reason. Concession accepted.

It can belong to the government whenever it wants, all it has to do is pass a law saying they’re seizing those accounts and they’ll have them.

Is that a woman, would make sense in that case

and every time the workplace pension scheme is even mentioned, a runt on here will say "its free money you're losing!!" and weirdly missing out the key fact that you won't see it for 50 years.

Personally I think some kind of investor group strategy holding pension company stocks are pushing these things. None of this makes sense

are literally free money

makes you pay 5% of your salary so no

ITS FREE LE MONEY
*in 50 years if you're lucky tee hee*

hello lads curretnly very drunk ona. very very bouncy bus going home and theres a serious chance i might vomit down the aisle x

they could pass a law giving them access to your savings account or your other investments or your house or anything else it's just a nonsense way of thinking about preparing for life after work

Counter terror police assessing Kneecap concert video

A social media clip of the hip hop trio on stage appeared to show one member of the group shout "up Hamas, up Hezbollah".

Yeah like Heathermong and tonsil stones or cleft palates or blocked arteries

I didnt watch anything. I just see a bunch of algorithmic replies every time someone says they're leaving the workplace pension, and mongs like you spamming "you're losing money"

At least your children will benefit from your retirement pot.

you won't see it for 50 years.

yes that's quite literally the entire point of a pension, it's a long term investment to support you when you are too old to earn an income through working

rorke hiding all his money under his mattress because "he doesnt trust the banks"

retiring at 50, me
just save most of my money and live like a monk

They can do that with any money
They can in fact print money
It would be far simpler to just print money each year and put it in a reserve or a national wealth fund

melting a big swizz cheese toastie

I'm not familiar with how your system works in your country whatsoever, but that sort of behaviour reminds me of how banks will take a $100 deposit, loan out $100,000, and then have a melty if the depositor withdraws the initial $100. If you try to withdraw large amounts like $100k in cash, sometimes they'll lead you out of the branch "to talk," and then shutter the branch, as it majorly fucks with their reserve requirements or whatever. Maybe something similar is going on

Mountain

don't think i'd ever fully retire but i'd go contracting at 45 once the mortgage is paid off
dont know what the fuck people spend their money on, its just piling up

All of this hinges on an assumption that I will be alive in 50 years. Thats a massive assumption to make here. What if I died 1 year before im allowed to access the pension? I've deprived myself of thousands of pounds over the years of working only to lose it by dying. It doesnt make sense mate, and you know it doesnt.

I got an essay email response from HR begging me not to.

What were their exact words.

so your plan for life is to die early?

done that bean counter in

why are there not charitable smoke shows out there who will let incel men lose their vrginity with them for free before going their own way? not too much to ask

All of this hinges on an assumption that I will be alive in 50 years.

Yeah. Well actually it's probably not even 50 years, it's probably less.

That's a massive assumption

No it isn't.

Modern Irish nationalism is completely fake, cringe and gay

It was a few years ago so I dont have the exact words, but it was strangely assertive and out of character for the person I knew, and was like YOU DO REALISE YOU'RE LOSING MONEY BY DOING THIS DONT YOU?

I'm actually convinced some kind of tax cut is associated with this pension thing, because it makes HR seethe all the fucking time

YOU DO REALISE YOU'RE LOSING MONEY BY DOING THIS DONT YOU?

weren't wrong were they

bean counter

screaming

The normal minimum pension age (NMPA) for private pensions in the UK is generally 55. However, this is increasing to 57 from April 6, 2028.

Bro isn't planning to make it to 57 lmao

YOU DO REALISE YOU'RE LOSING MONEY BY DOING THIS DONT YOU?

Yeah, and they're correct. They're obliged to make sure you understand what you are opting out of.

is that illegal in the yookay

snapping and snarling at my trans gfs piss stream like a dog going at a garden hose

most people here have at least another 30 years o their working lives ahead of them. Most people will be working in to their 70s

How so?

I save for short to medium term goals like holidays and new cars

Big business loves you

finally a good post

business idea: let toilers use their pension to borrow money through their working life so they can enjoy the fruit of their labour now and in the future

Playing a cheeky 1933 Japan campaign in Darkest Hour

unless they invest early and actively for their future now

so there was no protest at all when the law came in and forced every business to pay a matching contribution to all their employees. A MASSIVE loss in profit having to be given to employees and not a single business moaned about it. How naive are you spastics lmfao OBVIOUSLY they get something out of this

medium term goals like holidays and new cars

ZOGchow

yeah mad that companies pay their taxes you'd think there's be an uproar about it

leftypol going to italy and chanting 'shite paki pizzas, you just sell shite paki pizzas, shite paki piiiiizas'

Sinn Fein are pro-multiculturalism.

I'm not losing money that i'll never see. It is a massive gamble to throw away a portion of your wage every month of your working life and assume you'll be alive to see it. Shooting yourself in the foot here

You can access your private pension without retirement you utter mong

Sinn Fein aren't in government

better to assume you'll be dead at 60?

thats not true at all dumb dumb read the law

It is a massive gamble to throw away a portion of your wage every month of your working life and assume you'll be alive to see it.

Nah. It's a gamble to not invest for the long term.

the retirement age will be well past 60 in 30 years time

it's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight

then all the more reason to start investing in a pension now so you can retire early

Wrong. You are very stupid.

imagine giving away thousands of pounds for 45 years of your working life then dying of cancer at 74 one year before retirement age in the year 2055. You'd look like a proper mong wouldnt you

might order a hsp from the poowong kebab emporium

do italians really

Are you a retard? Research and educate yourself before posting again

what's your plan if you don't die early?

dying at 74 is not dying early you spastic

you can choose to retire early or access your funds early if, for instance, you do find yourself in financial trouble or terminally ill
the government doesn't literally hold your money hostage

he's right. no need for a pension. if you reach that age and can't work government will just pay for all your care free nursing home free funeral the works. and if it can't it's because society has collapse which means there's nothing to enjoy with or without a pension

long term planning is a fool's errand

You think the retirement age is 60? We're not in the peoples republic of France

Some proud graduates of Mikey's School of Economics in here I see.

okay well it is though

they would actually prefer that you squander it now desu

the penny has dropped for a lot of people in this thread, you're all resorting to le silly strawans now. Its ok lads, we cant be right all the time. Pull out of the workplace pension and stop letting toilberg suppress your wages.

Its under the average

can't find a filmypoo i want to watch

free nursing home

Prison is better than the government nursing homes, you better hope you can afford carers or private

Who needs pensions when your country offers MAID

BIG money saver for the feds

I see some people in here think they can withdraw money from your private pension before retirement age lmfao no mate you'll be 74 on the phone to customer service begging some 20 something year old to release your funds

horse cock

government will just pay for all your care free nursing home free funeral the works

This nigga gonna get himself beat black and blue by some paki being paid minimum wage kek.

is this a horse stiffy? dont recall them being this visible all the time

Master and commander (2003)

on a train with a lovely piss stain x

could easily be vomit or some other bodily fluid

The government won't be able to pay for shit as the population keeps ageing.

who cares. i hope that old cunt gets raped for stealing all my money

Thats just rain from the leaky roof

Maid uniforms are so cute

that's obviously grool

going to watch kingdom of heaven (2005)

no i tested it was piss

was going to have a wank but then remembered it was the Pope's funeral and it just didn't feel right to have a wank to BNWO PMV's today

it'll either pay or it'll collapse. i covered this point in my post you spazer

believe it or not, that is exactly what he would have wanted

do you chop stuff on plastic or wooden chopping boards usually?

Can't wait to listen to retards coming out with the Royal Family hit squad meme again

Australia currently spends around 2.3 per cent of our GDP on the aged pension, but that figure is falling.

"It'll go down to around 2 per cent by 2060," says Ms Delahunty.

"It's bucking the trend internationally. Most OECD countries are [spending] 9 per cent and growing, and they will be above 10 per cent by 2060."

The only country spending a smaller portion of GDP on the age pension currently is South Korea (1.3 per cent) but by 2060, that's predicted to be 7.5 per cent.

Your country is so fucked economically (and thereby demographically).
Superannuation Chads stay winning.

Crusaders bad saracens good

You can keep that corporate BS. I'm into PUNK sausage rolls with Greggs.

not wrong

aye lemme axe yall a question about dat lectricity wire

She was trampled to death outside of horse guards. No witnesses

Anyone else range banned? I can post on mobile but not landline

landline

landline

nigga out here surfing the web through the information superhighway

And if it collapses you'll do what? Suck people off for food?

I have never seen a £50 note

screaming

As in through a broadband connection

money will be worthless so everyone will fucked

typing out his posts on the rotary dial

Super was one of the smartest things Australia has done

mum get off the freaking phone i'm trying to upload a jpeg

Don't care about rugby

I can give you one for certain... services

Just started pooing and wanking in my bed and now my bed smells of poo and cum
Can't believe this has happened to me

receiving (you)s by telegram

Wahey

mad this is just the average lovemaking session for poofters
shit and cum stench
horrific

gutted lad

I'm on dial up

It's a shame he's become China's lapdog in recent years.

lot of gays dont do that much anal they just do like lesbian shit with each others dicks

Anyone feel like shitting on my balls?

then i needed to top up my nokia, everybody had a nokia 3310 which was the style at the time. give me £5 credit on "orange, boss man" you'd say. SMS was charged at 5p a text and nobody really knew what MMS was supposed to be but it was expensive. The FM radio would be a beeping noise every time you got a text.

hi /Brit/ amerishart tourist here
London is actually quite a pleasant city, but the people are all insufferable global citizen types with accents I can't understand

Where can I get a cheeky pint, a padlock for my hostel locker, and a US-UK plug adapter around Kensington

Thanks y'all

rorkes dad posting on 1980s bulletin board /brit/ with his commodore 64

sucking down two m&s cream slices

global citizen types

is that a new euphemism for you-know-whats?

rorke's da wearing his 2009 fulham away top to the pub

Remember orange Wednesdays?

meet me down the montagu pyke, i'll show you around

if you never gathered round your mate's nokia on the school playground to watch a 240x240 video of mr. hands you are too young to post in /brit/

Try google.co.uk

i've got a little list
i've got a little list

seema jaswal sex arse

asda custom pizza for dinner

true knowers know of their quality

wypeepo love takin they dog on the esclatoer

Genuinely can't believe how fit she is

two pork pies and two cream slices
thats my lunch
if you dont like it then shove it up your vegan arse

thoughts on a possible cheeky maccas run lads

Settled it is, lad
Going for the BIG deli lunch

you'll be getting a chap on your door later, mate

from the woke

no big chipper?

Ah no, unless the deli can't give me the BIG scan then I'll get the BIG chips later

right, well thats good then

and the can status? is it the big cans?

Not sure, lad
I'll go out for the cans a second time, I suppose

One large chips, two large battered sausages, one large curry sauce and a tin of fizzy vimto please mate

get the cans in, lad

get them in

No I mean that old worlders seem to have no idea on how to assimilate immigrants (I'm saying this as an Indian American, I've only seen a couple westernized looking Indian Brit with English accents so far - everyone else dresses and sounds like they came fresh off the plane) and the white people are the soulless "heckin big city" types

Plus side, I learned today that ugly white people in America are unanimously of British origin. The continental übermenschen are the good looking ones
not tryna get stabbed by some nonce outside the spoons, friendo
You're no fun

my gf has big cans

the woke are trying to do away with this

need grow up poster back