sent that freak flying edish
/brit/
white power
bald power
zoomers sure live... lives
First Indian ITT
I’m sure you won’t be the last when you bring your whole extended family everywhere with you
it's no secret that zyzz was using roids but he wasn't even that big for a roider, reckon his physique is perfectly achievable natty
don't be racist
Lad don't get mad, there's a game tomorrow
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krilin is a lucky man
white women could heem every jeet on the planet at once no cap
don't have a problem with poofters adopting but they should only be allowed to adopt girls
and naturally lesbians should be excluded entirely because even if they adopt a boy they'll probably beat the shit out of him because lesbians hate males, and also if you think being raised by a single mother is bad, being raised by two women, lezzers at that, is nothing short of catastrophic
ideally they should all be killed
using the dragoballs to get pussy
Chad move.
yabba dabba doo!
I wonder how girls raised by gay men turn out
probably not all that different from regular girls, maybe a little bit more sexually degenerate
film idea: dark comedy about two straight pedophiles pretending they're gay who get married and try to adopt a girl, but they get a black
dated an Indian model a couple of months ago, I didn't realise the poo thing was real
don't you have better things to talk about with women
so arty
Went to Woolies all excited yesterday it was shit and nothing like the good British ones used to be.
sunberg going to be on a proverbial madness this week
australian woolies and british woolies are completely unrelated with no common origin, the name is pure coincidence
Once dated an Indian girl and when we were shagging sometimes her sweat would actually smell of curry
Are they racist paedophiles?
well, I was curious, talking about Hinduism innit
I've shagged two, one was pretty stinky, not like a curry smell, just didn't know how to use deo but she was pretty hot, the other one didn't smell at all, so far I don't have enough data
there are too many unrelated woolies across the world all named after one shop in america that doesn't exist whats up with that
italian women is the most foreign I would be willing to go myself, not into interracial
That is why he said "dated".
Christian grew up in the Brooks Bar neighbourhood of Old Trafford with five brothers and sisters to Irish immigrant parents from Dublin: Daniel Christian and Margaret Christian (née Cullen)
Christian considers himself to be ethnically Irish, although of British nationality
Not if rkier can get the aerosols up there first
pool's closed
due to woke
i could die a happy man if i got to spaff in valentina nappi's hairy spaghetti snatch
Christian considers himself to be ethnically Irish, although of British nationality
What's untrue about this though? Both his parents are Irish
I had 2 cans of 5% rum and cola with a maybe 1 shot worth of baileys last night. Hungover, head is killing me. Over a year since I last drank. Back on it today. 4 ciders and another can of rum. Hearts of iron and professional cycling race, that's my day SORTED.
more of a Silvia Soprano man myself
might watch trainspotting to see if it motivates me to quit opioids
already tried watching it once but it was so unrepentantly degenerate i couldn't get a quarter of the way in before turning it off
fell off the wagon, you have
they just don't like them
There is an Italian girl in my friend group who is single. She's no Italian model but she is nice enough, so I'm tempted.
thank fuck you're back on it you've been boring as fuck since you stopped boozing
on it like a shakespeares sonnet
brb popping down the local woollies to get a fresh cooked chook, as it were
I decided I didn't want to be that guy who's 5 years sober and it's important to him. If I just drink normally again then it'll be fine. And never drink how I used to. On psychiatric meds anyway, I'm changing over now so I am temporarily off them.
we love heroin :)
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amazing stuff, makes me want to try one of those fish feet things the asians do
love pasta women me
I'd like to discuss the benefits of sobriety with you, I've felt so great this past year. You should try it!
Don't understand "T-totalling". Literally just drink less lel
most of us lads here would die if we stopped boozing
get her some cheese
Scot spotted
chat gpt for poo jokes and you know what that means
or pick a better, less destructive vice like opioids
best handjob I ever got was from an Italian, probably practice from tossing and kneading dough I suppose
:)
when i first came to the UK i expect every pub to look like this
If I don't get a gf within a year, gonna walk down to my local synagogue and do a racism
um
Noo!
didn't drink yesterday
and it's lush all the way today
went for a walk this morning but turned around and came home because i feel especially incel like today
going to italy to find gf
Drinking right now. Thinking of quitting (have been thinking of quitting for the last 6 years)
He is at the top of the world, tienshinhan!
reading jungle book
have the book is about some seal that lives in the artic
Its not on lads its not on at all. No wonder Rudyard Kipling got cancelled (shit cakes too)
why do all these WEF niggas look like generic villains
Girl poo
Female faeces
Dame dookies
She shits
why was crystal cafe better than Anon Babble?
Feeling Aryan
Congrats, you are now on a watch list
Go home
timmy falling in love with this hermaphrodite
im student
gf watch list?
flyberg will soon be on buzztoil
someone's paying attention to my life??? :D I suddenly don't feel so alone
I don't understand how people have the motivation to go the gym or exercise all the time.
Unless I'm full of confidence and have no problems in my life, I can't exercise constantly. I find any issue in my life such as stress, fatigue, worry, arguments etc. completely throws me off and demoralises me. It's also extremely hard and boring to do a full exercise program week after week.
alri mental midget
good, best you don't go to the gym lad. i prefer it when there's no one there, can do without weak minded idiots getting in my way.
theres a house near me with 'vote reform' plastered all over it, flags and banners on his walls n the lot. rorke would be in awe
I know, it's a place for big dumb grugs who lift heavy objects and enjoy it.
confidence is a non-issue, have to start somewhere but if you have pressing matters to tend to, you should deal with those first
mad how hard pull days mog push days
yes pls keep away
um
Arguments are what make me lie in bed and not work out. You kinda just have to work out otherwise the problems will pile on.
Mad how I've spent my entire life being an edgy atheist and now I'm on the path to being confirmed as a catholic.
Never met nicer, more genuine people than at the church. I always used to think they were putting on a show because they would go to hell otherwise but I don't think that's the case after befriending them. Turns out you don't need to love your life being a nihilistic freak who thinks we evolved from pond scum by pure chance.
Mental innit?
Never met nicer, more genuine people than at the church.
That doesn't mean God is real though, does it?
catholic
Runt
just have to work out otherwise the problems will pile on
fail to see how stress and annoyance in work are linked to the gym.
Sucking a coffee lads
it's just a thing fat lazy people use as an excuse
then it's a martial art you need
mad that jack won big brother
there's a little bit of poo stuck in my bowels or shitpipe that won't dislodge, other poos get by it, but I know it is there because for days now my farts have started to become increasingly foul, they are hideous this morning
get a douche and have a nice squirt up there laddy, soon shift it
Neuroticism not stress
How can evolution happen when the environment outpaces genetic mutations ?
cutting it right doooown
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
I drank too much last night, got bills to pay
My head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today
I'm late for work again
And even if I'm there, they'll all imply
That I might not last the day
And then you call me
And it's not so bad, it's not so bad
bit bent
I've spent most of my life lying on my left hand side to use my phone/pad/etc and I think I've twisted something internal as I suffer the same thing
I also don't sit on toilets though as my grandmother always used to leave ours covered in various fluids, so I kind of hover a few inches above the toilet
every so often my shits have a strong smell with a hint of something medicinal, like a bloom of some bacterial culture I'm harbouring
i need mah beauty sleep
How can evolution happen when the environment outpaces genetic mutations ?
Firstly, ask a scientist, because I'm not an expert in biology
Secondly, I guess genetic mutations are fast enough to keep up with a changing environment. Otherwise all life would have died out already.
going to buy a bike
why do britishers mispronounce words like paella? it makes them sound a bit daft and small minded :(
silly little cunts
nonsense
Brits are never thankful
grow up
are you fat? had similar problems then i shifted 10kg and my poo is back to normal
got that downloader for reddit to scrape some fitties accounts for content but the filters are doing my nut in
slurping coffeeberg with hangover before runtoil and it look LUSH outside lads
worried im coming down with a cold
rubbish nights sleep
all bunged up
blew out a load of clear watery snot
then a huge amount of thick yellow mucus snot
got toil today, monday, tuesday
dentist wednesday
and need to get my car into a garage this week
really couldn't come at a worse time to get a cold
*makes you extinct*
cold tea is the best tea
americans are fat and retarded
that's why over 99% of all the species that have ever lived on earth are now extinct, usually because they could not adapt to environmental selection pressure...
too bright outside I had to close my curtains so I can play oblivion without screen glare
Police investigating a 'mass casualty incident' after several people killed by car driven into crowd in Canada
I am pretty fat and tbf I've lost a few stone over the last couple of years and my shits aren't as irregular
good lad
gray
*grey
thought I'd screened out the atlantic misspellings
I miss fizzy Liptonice
I'm trans
Trans-atlantic
it's always dimwitted northerners doing it as well I've noticed
sad
suppose they don't know what they sound like really
deepthroating a coffee and some of the cu- coffee is leaking out of my mouth and dripping down my chest and nipples
MARY ANNE WITH THE SHAKY HAND
I'm trans
Trans-amur
Cletus be like
so are brits tbf
Americans say 'I could care less' when the literal phrase is 'I couldn't care less' ie they are completely wrong when they say this, so pipe down
no
Pie-yella yeehaw
could never be fat me
yeah well, you're gay
Post your battlestation
you're a gay faggot so that explains
dewd cody just gawt a pie-yella from the mawl. stacy is totally gonna FREAK and mid-terms are tomorrow. braydon and jace and creg are gonna be at the b-ball game this sunday you down kid?
The fucking STATE of Protestantism
shut yo bitch ass up
checking out the latest chav galleries on imagefap
I drank loads of peach lipton when I was in london and france mmm vending machines everywhere very nice
are there people whose job is philosophy in 2025?
who is our modern day plato?
Yeah I am highly neurotic I guess.
Without being harsh, I find most gym types are very unthinking and dim people, so they probably don't get bothered by the stresses of daily life, whereas I notice every little problem and ruminate.
someone grow up this clown
Asmongold
someone grow up this clown
One on the left doing every second panel show
Papism is about to elect a Bantu or Asian Pope. Catholicism is a subversive political system.
Anglican clergymen can marry and have kids
Catholic clergymen can't
Therefore Anglicanism is better
any volunteers?
got this stuck in my head
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*slaps knee* good one
should the morning egg be scrambled or fried? quite the conundrum.
three pints
three 660ml bokkles
two gin and tonics
Rorke flipping out (pardon the pun) over the new pope
Scrambled egg is literally the worst way to serve egg imo
Anglican clergymen can marry
their gay partner
Is she English, Dutch, American or French?
Corrrrrr used to be my go-to site for amateur pics, that and motherless.
There are places like Reddit where people post amateur pics but they all have mint equipment and an onlyfans so it ends up looking like a professional shoot.
Sometimes you just need to see some pics that Deano has uploaded of his slag girlfriend spreading her minge on the ScS sofa with poor lighting
Him off the bockles
skill issue
the funny thing is most americans could be listening to the slowest dullest british person speaking very poorly and think they're sophisticated because of the british accent HAHA I remember hearing someone respond to the sound of a gabbling geordie with something about how stuck up and snooty brits are and they're always trying to sound too smart and fancy ahahahaha
is askjeeves down?
ok
I was thinking of heterosexual couples but I guess your mind is elsewhere
right
;)
Oh man that fart was intense. Don't know why there's no smell
Don't hear much from Peter Singer these days since the EA tech bros all went to prison and the animal libbers started picketing Chicken Jockey
asian pope
Based, maybe things will finally get back one track. Francis was too easy on the trannys and fags, need some Asian guy with zero social awareness to tell them to stop their wicked ways or burn
righto
why did my parents condemn me to a life of suffering in tottenham
I would like to go somewhere and just shout and scream for stress relief purposes, but I obviously don't want to disturb or worry anyone around. Does anyone know anywhere soundproofed that would allow this kind of thing, or somewhere really remote where there won't be others around? Preferably free/cheap and accessible on public transport or a less than hour walk
no, just setting the record straight, pun intended
the anglican church is a grotesque joke and don't act like they aren't darkie lovers either
hilarious thanks for sharing
Got bad news for you about the flip frontrunner rorke
my bits smell
why did my parents condemn me to a life of suffering supporting tottenham
ange mentioned
This is what women do, sort yourself out
you one of those chosen people?
typical self-hating Jew
Its good to see the atheist movement slowly dying. Virtually all the militant atheists of the 2000s have recanted their childish little beliefs they had back then, and some, like Richard Dawkins, have even apologised for the cultural destruction it unleashed across the West and has admitted that he was wrong. They've all been left red-faced as they watch society crumble before their eyes and we get taken over by Islamists who literally couldnt give a fucking shit about fax n logic and data and science.
Well done lads, you were the most retarded and destructive generation we've ever had and nobody will miss this cringe little era
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looks pricy desu
I can only achieve sexual climax with Italian girls myself
smoke it ange
bruce grove/high cross is nice though, lived there for a few years
actually a lot of tottenham is decent as long as you avoid south
why
Its good to see the atheist movement slowly dying
The opposite is happening. Religious membership across the western world is declining. Irreligion is increasing.
due to woke
runtoil done
17km at 4:56/km
15km PB 1:12:31
10km PB 47:04
feeling strong and ready for my half mara lads
she wants a white man from haringey
Think old mate means insufferable radical atheist enlightend fedoras
The anglican Church was one of the best things we ever did, it allowed us to confiscate Catholic wealth and removed any lingering continental interference
anyone?
cultural destruction it unleashed across the West and has admitted that he was wrong. They've all been left red-faced as they watch society crumble before their eyes and we get taken over by Islamists who literally couldnt give a fucking shit about fax n logic and data and science.
Literally nothing to do with atheism but immigration
that's they're so eager to flood the west with africans
You should save up as much as you can for when you need a carer and a wheelchair after you turn 40. You do realise you're wrecking your body by running dont you? There is no scientific evidence in any sports science to suggest running around is good for you.
t. cant run one mile
Atheism and secularism, and by extension Liberalism, are all part of the same poison that has led us to this absolute state of affairs.
Its a 1970s fad
There is no scientific evidence in any sports science to suggest running around is good for you.
there is plenty of evidence that a sedentary lifestyle is bad for you
why do all football teams run about then
with all the modern sports science data they have available
remember my first visit to the new spurs stadium meant a full diversion because there was someone shot dead on the street earlier that morning
Yeah alri Bruce Jenner
Normal non-mongs know how to exercise properly. Running around all day ruining your joints has never been good for you
leftypops imports
Most footballers retire by their 30s. By the time they reach their 50s suddenly they have all these knee and joint issues and need all this surgery. Former Olympic runners are always depressed wrecks because their body is totally exhausted by their 50s.
then why are we so good at endurance?
hope you get folded in half sideways in a freak gym equipment accident
black athletes in your town
grow up
it's meant to be a series of short sprints and jogs, interspersed with spells of walking, across varied terrain
running a marathon on flat tarmac roads whilst wearing nike trainers isn't good
noooo london is bad because people get shot!!
yeh? what about nottingham birmingham manchester glasgow
Mate this isn't Grindr
Ever watched Asian Apple Seed/Steet Meat Asia?
Proper grotwank fuel that stuff corr.
mad how quickly the liver king was memoryholed
raw nootrients
anti-runmongs are honestly the dullest freaks alive
imagine holding a position on the way people exercise
who fucking cares
turn your compurer off and let christ into your heart
was that the big obviously roided guy who turned to be a roided guy all along?
grow up
he was a fraud but raw beef is unironically optimal for nutrition
just shout and scream wherever you are
nothing is going to happen
it doesn't matter
shottingham more like
Atheism is white and based
Watched a few similar to Street Meat Asia where they shag ladyboys raw. No professional set up, just a normal camera, a grotty hotel room and a ladyboy getting his arsehole blown out while his little willy flops about
Done some really grim wank sessions to those videos, proper gooning in the dark surrounded by empty pizza boxes.
get help schizo
fuck off, i'm not a feline
is london really dangerous or is it just gangs fighting each other and the occasional moped maurice chancing a swipe of johnny foreigners iphone?
and who could forget dear ratboy
its a bbc infested BAME battleground
Wish I could find the one again where an older lady walks in by accident and they introduce her as their housemaid-slash-fluffer
did the garden patio yesterday, mad how much muck came off
Mad how fucking braindead his fans were when they were claiming he wasn't on roids
no bro, it's his raw meat diet!
Genuinely eye opening to me, even as somebody who only casually went to the gym for a couple of years I could se who's traps were absolutely blown out, he was bright red all the time from sky high blood pressure and also just simply his age was a big indicator. No matter how much you go to the gym and how natty you are, your testosterone WILL decrease and it becomes an impossibility to maintain that size and leanness without cycling a ton of gear.
only seen a phone get nabbed once - bloke was walking down the pavement and some fella came up behind him on a bike then rode off
lived in peckham for 5 years and never saw any crime - must just be the blacks doing themselves in
nowt better to do
going to meet the indian model gf later today
Depends what part you're in
Need to sort my life out
Starting with getting my TIP of a flat organised
*buzzes by*
Health nuts are nuts, no ifs or buts
never heard of it
it's worse than cape town and as bad as johannesburg
get the Marie Kondo blasting go on
wouldnt mind one of those polestars
shame its chinky shite
got loads of clothes scattered at the bottom of my wardrobe which i need to sort out
could do with a hoover as well
All the security and ushers at box parks are wogs and pakis. Must be Khan’s policy to keep the deanos in check
*inches slowly across the thread floor leaving a trail of mucus behind*
yeah there were people in the internet carnivore corner pushing him as an example of how good that diet is. how some of those influencers can still have fans when it's obvious they're either retarded or shameless shills sums up how genuinely stupid most people are
same at airports
makes u think
this is why you're supposed to shout "FIRE" instead of "HELP" in an emergency
nobody wants to be dragged into helping someone trapped under a bookcase or who's been stabbed or whatever, but if there's a fire everyone wants to check it out
by the time they realise there's no fire you've got them round and they can't pretend they haven't seen your problem
isnt south africa meant to be like paradise if you've got first world money
still think of the bulgarian bird i used to work with
yes i haven't ever experienced any crime nobody i know has
my cat is medically complex
stupid wheels
wheeling my gay little wheelchair into my gay little office
imagine being gay and a spastic haha look gay cunt
always at the perfect height for giving blowies though
yeh?
*wheels away and talks to someone else*
>Sometime around 1674 the British flag became formally known as the 'Union Jack' when mounted on a warship and the ship was not in harbour. At the same time the British flag was referred to as the 'Union flag' on land.
ah yes jeeves, just the man i was looking for
it's about that can of san miguel you got me from the fridge
i didn't bother opening it, and now it's gone warm
be a good fellow and take it back to the fridge would you?
and bring me another cold one if you'd be so kind
splended
that would be a really easy job, how does one get into butlering
one must be born into it i'm afraid, just as the master is born into his position
one can't trust any old bloke off the street you know
mad how my grandparents had literal slaves, wasn't made illegal until 1960s in saudi
tarq
desert rat
now they have "servants"
Why did you all let me drink so much yesterday?
I need to cut down then quit
I have een prooblem
boredom is the devil
business idea: drill at the south pole and take the rock from there and place it upside down upon the north pole, which by the principles of magnetism will cause the earth to go flying out of it's orbit
Brown
calm
great post
want to hear a joke?
yeah but the cronem yutes are showering
yes please before i start cutting myself and drinking at 11.30am out of boredom
no that's quite alright jeeves i'll pour it myself when i'm ready for it
thank you jeeves that will be all for now
Remember Stifler in the American Pie films?
that's why they invented MMOs
NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
AND EAT SHIT
And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough, pic related appears.
Or if you open it in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, EZGif, etc. it can show both frames immediately
we do not care