Carradale House edition
/brit/
I love Gigi so much I could die
fuck off brutalistmong
wonder if lewis is sound asleep right now
Jeffrey Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre dies by suicide after troubling Instagram posts
arsing a wank
have you ever had sex
How old does she look?
the Anon Babble thread was posted 7 hours ago and has 9 posts
La hawla wala quwwata illa billah, May we Muslims who follow the Quran and Sunnah be protected from going astray and partaking in foolery. May those led by him be instructed by Allah (SWT) and brought back to Ummah
old enough
I was sexually assaulted by my uncle when I was very young
didnt she say like 4 weeks ago she had a few days to live then nothing.
damn, prince andrew really fucked up this bitches head.
sad, she fell victim to a sudden bout of depression just like all of those kevin spacey accusers
just like every homosexual
The teeth on the left side of my face hurt due to sinusitis
so no then
Why is this fat fucking freak larping as Employed Woman?
sacked tranny at aldi tomorrow as her pakistani boss yells at her for fucking up change for the 6th time that day.
Douglas Murray getting bummed by an entire division of IDF soldiers right this second...
funny how they all get depression and kill themselves right when they come into possession of valuable information
At least she has a job you fat mutant
Hate that gay
why did you post without your trip?
she
Just ejaculated hands free
red bull publicity stunt to be honest
girl invited me to a bon fire but I am too drunk to drive.
americans be like hey my names randy bumgardener
all a bit gay though isn't it
need to have a day off the drugules tomorrow and have toil on sunday
barkley welch
my toil will be switching to remote work in 1-1.5 years time, looking forward to it immensely
gay poo sandwich down the hatch
remember that lad was pretending to be the cuck spammer to get us to post in the id thread on the sharty kek
what drugs
eating a salad
hangover drugs. pregabalin, codeine and dhc
women were put on earth to be adored and cherished
By my penis
never been so proud, 30 or so IDs but absolutely nobody posted in his thread
just did a little cute fart
he WILL do the same this with trying to get us to go to bant
all the American airlines call turbulence "rough air" now
cody there a cloud in the eire breh
The Dark Passenger is in control
i was born in 2007
Sir 4 Channer
I was born in 1998
think I saw the girl I have an unhealthy crush on at a bus stop today after not seeing her for 2 months
I'm ready for bed!
In the novels, Cody and Astor are portrayed as budding sociopaths, to whom Dexter provides "guidance."
Cody is mostly silent, while Astor is the talkative one of the pair. Cody has a prominent Dark Passenger, but Astor's is passive. Astor likes to watch, while Cody acts, for the most part. Together, he and Astor kill a stray dog while being mentored by Dexter's brother, Brian Moser.
latex sex
look at my headphones
i refuse
look at my keyboard
lots of earcum
my toilet is cleaner
so many things happening recently
wish i could get an arranged marriage
Reminder that you were either born to succeed or you weren't. I am a child of the void. I was born ugly. Every image I take myself looks like Uncle Fester with lupus. Did normies do this to me? No, but they will pay....
can't believe i posted my instagram ahah
Your thoughts on our wacky new scheme to block out the sun?
That building looks eerily similar to the Rio de Janeiro State University's main campus
This campus is nationally known as a suicide hotspot. Many people from Rio, students and not, come to the building and use its upper stairs as a means to jump to death, into the solid concrete floor
Dexter
then a sequel, Dexter: New Blood
then a prequel, Dexter: Original Sin
then another prequel, Dexter: Resurrection
bloody hell
Need an Emma Watson poo and fart gf.
Chamber of Secrets was peak Hermione
I'm an incel in my 30s but would like a girlfriend.
Starmer is raiding £700 million from schools so he can try and bribe Trump to remove tariffs, what makes you think can pay thousands of engineers to blot out the Sun?
might go gay
for a laugh
I genuinely can't believe this website is back.
I feel fucking sick. I thought I was free from this place. I thought I wouldn't have to think about it ever again.
But no. It had to come back. Fucking why? The world doesn't need this godforsaken perverted shithole. Just fucking end it.
I'm so fucking angry right now it's unreal. I feel like I could punch my way through 10 entire walls right now. None of this should be allowed to fucking happen.
3AM
I'm going to sleep
Night
you're here forever
ive been here since 2004
why stop now?
K, won't be long up myself tah X
Starmer continues his plan to kill the native white population
My religon?
National Socialism
No. I don't want to be here forever. This isn't the Anon Babble I remember. This is a fucking zombie wearing it's skin.
But I have an addiction. I'm like a crack addict. I can't stop myself punching in the letters "Anon Babble.org" into my browser. I NEED this website to die so that I don't have the ability to do that anymore.
Somebody nuke Anon Babble's headquarters right fucking now. Putin do it right fucking now. Please GOD FUCKING DO IT I WANT TO BE FREE, I DONT WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE, PLEASE.
sir Anon Babble killer
Would’ve made the show more interesting. Tell me about cyber Doakes
airplanes release tiny aerosol particles
I swear they're fully leaning into every conspiracy theory going lately
After LaGuerta's murder at the end of Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Doakes believes Dexter was the killer, and tails Dexter in Dearly Devoted Dexter, intending to "catch him in the act." Instead, Doakes himself is captured by "Dr. Danco", who tortures him by removing his feet, hands, and tongue.
In Dexter by Design, Doakes is able to speak through a speech box, and he warns Dexter that he is still watching him. Doakes attempts to intimidate Dexter again in Dexter is Delicious, after noticing the smell of decomposing material coming from Dexter's car. he is embarrassed by Dexter when it is revealed to be a bag of Lily Anne's diapers that Dexter had forgotten to throw away earlier. He hasn't appeared since.
"Blonde" (90% aren't actually blonde, its just hair dye) girls are boring.... there I said it. Now for the boresome crucifixion...
might watch star trek ds9
Ok bro.
captain's blog
spent my exile days posting my full sound webm collection into the unsuspecting face of /brit/ users and regret nothing
like making creepy images with ai, imagine having holes in your face and hair grows out of them? could be a black mirror episode that
I wanked I'm not that that pent up anymore.
you're the spack freak who bangs on and on about how evil Anon Babble is? just turn your computer off mate
stfu!
As Johnny travels, he uses his pot to fry in, and sings a tune "The Lord Is Good to Me".
the ftm arm
NEED a Lebanese gf
stfu!
Netanyahu is pure EVIL
despise wikipedia jannies so fucking much
woah this place is back
here's one
would be peng if it weren't for all the tattoos, I don't know why women ruin the perfect canvas that is their body with tattoos
8%
I fucking can't.
What the fuck don't you understand about it being an addiction?
Telling me "just don't go on Anon Babble" is like telling an alcoholic "just don't drink the pint of beer that's sitting in front of you, completely free and easy to drink".
I NEED this website to be shut down and/or banned, or else I can't fucking live anymore.
chest tattoos have ruined porn
sir ebony belly
tatoos are so fucking gross
why does any woman get them
one or two can be nice but the sleaves are grosss but chest tattoos are on par with neck and face tattoos
I don't mind small sentimental tattoos much. In general tattoos are gross
would be peng
she knows oppression
Bought a Series X from Argos today and the two women behind the counter were making fun of me when they thought I was out of earshot.
I NEED this website to be shut down and/or banned, or else I can't fucking live anymore.
yes lets shut down a website that is visited by millions of people monthly because one dullo in the uk cant hack it.
grow some balls and take control of your live retard.
what did they say?
'virgin gamer freak'?
I was sexually assaulted by my uncle when I was very young
wouldn't be?
a bit of man on man action
Mark Collet is the greatest living greatest British person currently in existence
ah yes the sexy wojak that will get me a gf
child rape isn't funny you sick freak
I'm moderately obese (through no fault of my own) and apparently my tummy was sticking out from my jacket. I tried to suck it in after I heard that but they laughed even more.
how did you react?
genocide enjoyers where we at?
yes an alleged half irish, half lebenase women (never visited either of those countries in her entire life) who was born and raised in canada was oppressed. a women who had the freedom to leave islam and still have good relations with her family. and even after all of that became e-whore online selling naked pictures of her self online and STILL had good relations with her alleged "muslim" family.
she is very oppressed or she's just an attention hungry whore.
yes lets shut down a website that is visited by millions of people monthly
You aren't people. You're fucking degenerates.
Stop fucking trying to ruin my life with your god-awful, fucking satanic website. Just go and get cancer and fucking die. All of you.
through no fault of my own
Mark Collet should be prime minister of the UK
Bejita...
eating poo
the BNP was the last best hope for the UK
if they're working in argos they're hardly in a position to be making fun of anyone
the fact that this has been on your mind all day shows you're also very insecure and over sensitive
I'd say stop giving a shit about what other people think of you, especially two random wamym working the tills in argos you'll never met again ever in your life
real talk here though... how is buying cuck boxes in 2025 ? what are you planning on playing on that, which you can't play on PC or ps5
captains wog ( the sexy greek one)
now that Anon Babble is back I can make fun of americans being round up in autism concentration camps
herro :)
WHY CAN'T I ENTER MY EMAIL ADDRESS TO DIMINISH THE COOLDOWN?????
most women look better with short hair
hellos
why don't you just do a poo instead?
hi
Sam Melia is a HERO
watching the freaky eaters episode about the lad who eats nothing but chips
because I don't need to I haven't eaten yet today I'm waiting for my pieces of spicy chicken to be delivered so I can eat them and then I will poo
are food delivery people in america always brown too?
did /cum/ make a general
everyone in america is brown
THE 150k PAKISTANIS INTO BELARUS WAS A FAKE RIGHTOID PROGPAGADA TALKING POINT PROPAGATED BY RADIO FREE EUROPE
test
it takes 10 years to grow the agave to make tequila. thats crazy!
maid uniforms are so CUTE
I entered my email. I don't care anymore. I just need to fucking post on Anon Babble.
farting most wretchedly in my incel dungeon
what are you testing
dont understand the email thing.
i just didnt post for 15 minutes and i never saw it again.
this was years ago.
ktim
nothing
I will send indians to your flat!
well the site went down
old timey clothing is really attractive
Based
fuck my black nigger life
wish i had a gf that worked as a maid so we could have sex in her uniform then i would wipe my cock on her apron and send her to work smelling of cum
listening to kraftwerk
aye but they're perennial!
blocks ur path
how do u react
not always but sometimes
I think it probably depends where you are in the country
I used to do ubereats and I'm a paleskin
read that agaves die after they put out their big ass flower but none of mine ever did, curious..
get out of my way or ill bash ya!
rape
rape
rape
rape
rape
rape
wish the world was just all cute girls and some of them had huge willies and shagged the other cute girls
I am an American of Italian descent (Sicily and Lombardy
I'm a cute girl.
poo
found out earlier that toilberg is a few months younger than me, thought he was at least 5 years older
grim
so what's the deal with this pic? did some horrible tragedy befall this woman irl or something?
im almost 30 and barely make $100k
what am i doing with my life
thats crazy how your job is 5 years older than you
i'm 26 and barley make 50K
Wonder if Emma Watson did any interesting poos while we were down.
Nah I'm not the guy that posts that stuff. I just keep reposting it because I get (You)'s and I'm addicted to dopamine.
can just get a gf and buy her a maid costume mate
What did you do while Anon Babble was down emmayank?
mental how everyone is almost making 6 figures or a neet.
there is no inbetween.
weird that.
my penis has exploded
24 and 0k because i'm a student
I don't trust people born in the 21st century
can just get a gf
no i cant
how do you eat?
Stared at the wall hoping Anon Babble would come back until the Oblivion remaster came out and gave me something to do.
wish centrelink would differentiate between sensitive young men who cant handle the trauma of working and drug addicted criminal wretches, but they treat us the same way
I'm the only loser NEET on Anon Babble. Literally the only one.
making 85k a year at 21 years old failed at life me
clunk click
every trip
also mental how everyone Anon Babble is 6'5 with a 8 inch penis making 200k per year working 30 minutes per week at their WFH job and inherited 20 rental properties.
like I can buy it if it's one guy but it seems every Anon matches this profile
got an erection
I am 26 and make 47,000 a year
am i looser?
i'm only 6'2 and my willy is an average 6"
making 200k a second working 2 minutes from WFH job yet i still cant have sex
I'm imagining it looks like when bugs bunny sticks his finger into a rifle causing it to explode
bone pressed? I'm actually surprised you admitted to having a sub 7 incher on Anon Babble though. Seriously nobody wants to admit their penis is under 7 inches on Anon Babble. mental website
whats bone pressed? thats erect if thats what you mean
sir mapledophile
ah well it's a dumb question. there's this whole debate among internet asylum patients on the proper way to measure your penis. Obviously bone pressed is the most consistent way. But some weirdos on the internet go "oh yeah BP? that's cope mate". Like how the fuck else are you supposed to measure your penis? Take a photo of it and have the computer fucking compute it?
Retarded shit, obviously bone pressed is the consistent way to measure.
Also BP means when you put the ruler against your pubic bone
My erection is 5" bonepressed and I make £48k
it's called ephebophilia
willy fell off
use it or lose it
that bone pressed thing is cope tbf
think I've just hit puberty at 32
goat perfromance by r charli
I have loads of flab that prevents me from reaching the bone
Cokehead slag
More fiction has been written in Microsoft excel than Microsoft word
As long as Steiner attacks, everything will be alright.
my penis is 6'7 inches erect
You've never had sex though
i've had sex with 2 women in my lifetime
Women's vaginas are only 4 inches deep. Don't need more than that
my sock has a hole in it
I believed this cope before too but womens vaginas can expand to much larger sizes in arousal
maid heaven
When enlarged, women's vaginas can hold 2 litres of volume
Bought an autoblow
strange occult vibe
sir volumetric vagina
it friday
cute uniforms desu
my sock has a hole in it
why
Yooooo brooooo!!! I’m 6’6 Aryan Brahmin caste with 7 inch penis but BP measurement is 9 inches!! I live in Mayfair Neighbourhood. but I’m currently studying in GTA as international student! lets meet up bro!
sharty lost
kiwifarms lost
4channel won
wanking, I said WANKING
my favorite video games:
mass effect
assassins creed
GTA
call of duty
half life
counter stike
Gears of war
Unc
So this is an actual genuine glowing honey pot of a website then
don't know, can't remember
He’s Bri’ish innit love?
Who cares lol. Glowies can know it all, I don't give a shit. But it's quite the opposite this whole ordeal showed that the people running the show barely give a singular fuck about the website. And the owner himself gives the least fucks of all.
shut the fuck up
I am Charles Malaponte
AMA
um
Skibidi toilet lore
1488
CHECKED AND BASED
we got 4chins back before gta6
would you have sex with a black woman?
no
wanking? yes wanking, I do believe I could go for a pre-bedtime wank but I haven't the foggiest what I should use.
josef fritzl sex arse
would you have sex with a really hot white woman who previously had sex with 5 black men?
Guy walks into a bar, and hears to women speaking with a British accent.
He asks, “Are you ladies from England?”
One says to him, “No, it’s Wales, you idiot!”
So, then the guy says, “Okay, sorry. So, are you two whales from England?”
he actually went to sharty
is we getting another stimulus check
hate life and myself
Was there a /brit/sharty? I didn't check out the alts much, just posted in /ghost/ some.
he wasnt in the 4k post sharty/brit/
grim
pick that cotton boy
<3
OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE THANK GOD MY PRECIOUS Anon Babble HAS RETURNED TO ME
might make myself some tucker
you know, for scranning and so forth
this is one of my favorite love songs of all time
it's perfect
Bush tucker trial?
yes it's called tenting
but depth still varies even with tenting
just as penis length varies
i forgot how garbage and grim literally the entire internet outside Anon Babble is
Umm Janny? You might want to take a look at this: youtu.be
no mate just a bit of tucker
feel like doing a cheeky maccas run but i've got 5 beers in me
ahh she'll be right
tenting a poo
Tucker? I hardly know her
just absolutely demolished my third pint of sparkling orange and mango squash
might have gone a bit hard on the cheese last night
fizzy grapefruit apple orangeade
Might start a family show in the west end theatre about a whole family eating poo. I'll call it The Aristocrats
Think Jordan P might be on the TRT rn playa rn
Listening to dudes talk about what they want in a wife and it's just a sex-slave version of their mum
hope you find someone
i'm really good at peeing
shredded it
good to see that everything’s back in order isn’t it
Not really
not me it goes everywhere
on the toilet seat and the floor and that
sometimes the wall and then i have to wipe the wee off the wall
my ideal wife is as follows:
probably a ginger
silly sense of humour (essential)
loving and kind
has interests and hobbies of her own
enjoys being together as much as she enjoys being alone
lives the quiet life
not significantly mentally ill
can look after herself but willing to share chores
loves nature and the outdoors
fuck me sideways, that's no good
I love corona del mar
blog
on
ktim especially after a wank
remember once I did a wee and it went in two streams, one sideways at a right angle to where I was aiming and one backwards between my legs and it went EVERYWHERE
willyberg has some explaining to do desu
gonna buy Anon Babble and make it okay to say the n-word on every board, in fact every post will have a mandatory minimum of 2 n-words