/brit/

old enough

I was sexually assaulted by my uncle when I was very young

didnt she say like 4 weeks ago she had a few days to live then nothing.

damn, prince andrew really fucked up this bitches head.

sad, she fell victim to a sudden bout of depression just like all of those kevin spacey accusers

just like every homosexual

The teeth on the left side of my face hurt due to sinusitis

so no then

Why is this fat fucking freak larping as Employed Woman?

sacked tranny at aldi tomorrow as her pakistani boss yells at her for fucking up change for the 6th time that day.

Douglas Murray getting bummed by an entire division of IDF soldiers right this second...

funny how they all get depression and kill themselves right when they come into possession of valuable information

At least she has a job you fat mutant

Hate that gay

why did you post without your trip?

she

Just ejaculated hands free

red bull publicity stunt to be honest

girl invited me to a bon fire but I am too drunk to drive.

americans be like hey my names randy bumgardener

all a bit gay though isn't it

need to have a day off the drugules tomorrow and have toil on sunday

youtube.com/watch?v=H4GMUpQcf_s

barkley welch

my toil will be switching to remote work in 1-1.5 years time, looking forward to it immensely

gay poo sandwich down the hatch

remember that lad was pretending to be the cuck spammer to get us to post in the id thread on the sharty kek

what drugs

eating a salad

hangover drugs. pregabalin, codeine and dhc

women were put on earth to be adored and cherished

By my penis

never been so proud, 30 or so IDs but absolutely nobody posted in his thread

just did a little cute fart

he WILL do the same this with trying to get us to go to bant

all the American airlines call turbulence "rough air" now

cody there a cloud in the eire breh

The Dark Passenger is in control

i was born in 2007

Sir 4 Channer

I was born in 1998

think I saw the girl I have an unhealthy crush on at a bus stop today after not seeing her for 2 months

I'm ready for bed!

In the novels, Cody and Astor are portrayed as budding sociopaths, to whom Dexter provides "guidance."

Cody is mostly silent, while Astor is the talkative one of the pair. Cody has a prominent Dark Passenger, but Astor's is passive. Astor likes to watch, while Cody acts, for the most part. Together, he and Astor kill a stray dog while being mentored by Dexter's brother, Brian Moser.

latex sex

look at my headphones

i refuse

look at my keyboard

lots of earcum

my toilet is cleaner

so many things happening recently

wish i could get an arranged marriage

Reminder that you were either born to succeed or you weren't. I am a child of the void. I was born ugly. Every image I take myself looks like Uncle Fester with lupus. Did normies do this to me? No, but they will pay....

can't believe i posted my instagram ahah

Your thoughts on our wacky new scheme to block out the sun?

That building looks eerily similar to the Rio de Janeiro State University's main campus

This campus is nationally known as a suicide hotspot. Many people from Rio, students and not, come to the building and use its upper stairs as a means to jump to death, into the solid concrete floor

Dexter

then a sequel, Dexter: New Blood

then a prequel, Dexter: Original Sin

then another prequel, Dexter: Resurrection

bloody hell

Need an Emma Watson poo and fart gf.

Chamber of Secrets was peak Hermione

I'm an incel in my 30s but would like a girlfriend.

Starmer is raiding £700 million from schools so he can try and bribe Trump to remove tariffs, what makes you think can pay thousands of engineers to blot out the Sun?

might go gay
for a laugh

I genuinely can't believe this website is back.

I feel fucking sick. I thought I was free from this place. I thought I wouldn't have to think about it ever again.

But no. It had to come back. Fucking why? The world doesn't need this godforsaken perverted shithole. Just fucking end it.

I'm so fucking angry right now it's unreal. I feel like I could punch my way through 10 entire walls right now. None of this should be allowed to fucking happen.

3AM
I'm going to sleep
Night

you're here forever

ive been here since 2004
why stop now?

K, won't be long up myself tah X

Starmer continues his plan to kill the native white population

My religon?
National Socialism

No. I don't want to be here forever. This isn't the Anon Babble I remember. This is a fucking zombie wearing it's skin.

But I have an addiction. I'm like a crack addict. I can't stop myself punching in the letters "Anon Babble.org" into my browser. I NEED this website to die so that I don't have the ability to do that anymore.

Somebody nuke Anon Babble's headquarters right fucking now. Putin do it right fucking now. Please GOD FUCKING DO IT I WANT TO BE FREE, I DONT WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE, PLEASE.

sir Anon Babble killer

Would’ve made the show more interesting. Tell me about cyber Doakes

airplanes release tiny aerosol particles

I swear they're fully leaning into every conspiracy theory going lately

After LaGuerta's murder at the end of Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Doakes believes Dexter was the killer, and tails Dexter in Dearly Devoted Dexter, intending to "catch him in the act." Instead, Doakes himself is captured by "Dr. Danco", who tortures him by removing his feet, hands, and tongue.

In Dexter by Design, Doakes is able to speak through a speech box, and he warns Dexter that he is still watching him. Doakes attempts to intimidate Dexter again in Dexter is Delicious, after noticing the smell of decomposing material coming from Dexter's car. he is embarrassed by Dexter when it is revealed to be a bag of Lily Anne's diapers that Dexter had forgotten to throw away earlier. He hasn't appeared since.

"Blonde" (90% aren't actually blonde, its just hair dye) girls are boring.... there I said it. Now for the boresome crucifixion...

might watch star trek ds9

Ok bro.

captain's blog

spent my exile days posting my full sound webm collection into the unsuspecting face of /brit/ users and regret nothing

like making creepy images with ai, imagine having holes in your face and hair grows out of them? could be a black mirror episode that

I wanked I'm not that that pent up anymore.

you're the spack freak who bangs on and on about how evil Anon Babble is? just turn your computer off mate

stfu!

As Johnny travels, he uses his pot to fry in, and sings a tune "The Lord Is Good to Me".

the ftm arm

NEED a Lebanese gf

stfu!

Netanyahu is pure EVIL

despise wikipedia jannies so fucking much

woah this place is back

here's one

would be peng if it weren't for all the tattoos, I don't know why women ruin the perfect canvas that is their body with tattoos

8%

I fucking can't.

What the fuck don't you understand about it being an addiction?

Telling me "just don't go on Anon Babble" is like telling an alcoholic "just don't drink the pint of beer that's sitting in front of you, completely free and easy to drink".

I NEED this website to be shut down and/or banned, or else I can't fucking live anymore.

chest tattoos have ruined porn

sir ebony belly

tatoos are so fucking gross
why does any woman get them

one or two can be nice but the sleaves are grosss but chest tattoos are on par with neck and face tattoos

I don't mind small sentimental tattoos much. In general tattoos are gross

would be peng

she knows oppression

Bought a Series X from Argos today and the two women behind the counter were making fun of me when they thought I was out of earshot.

I NEED this website to be shut down and/or banned, or else I can't fucking live anymore.

yes lets shut down a website that is visited by millions of people monthly because one dullo in the uk cant hack it.

grow some balls and take control of your live retard.

what did they say?

'virgin gamer freak'?

I was sexually assaulted by my uncle when I was very young

wouldn't be?

a bit of man on man action

Mark Collet is the greatest living greatest British person currently in existence

ah yes the sexy wojak that will get me a gf

child rape isn't funny you sick freak

I'm moderately obese (through no fault of my own) and apparently my tummy was sticking out from my jacket. I tried to suck it in after I heard that but they laughed even more.

how did you react?

genocide enjoyers where we at?

yes an alleged half irish, half lebenase women (never visited either of those countries in her entire life) who was born and raised in canada was oppressed. a women who had the freedom to leave islam and still have good relations with her family. and even after all of that became e-whore online selling naked pictures of her self online and STILL had good relations with her alleged "muslim" family.

she is very oppressed or she's just an attention hungry whore.

yes lets shut down a website that is visited by millions of people monthly

You aren't people. You're fucking degenerates.

Stop fucking trying to ruin my life with your god-awful, fucking satanic website. Just go and get cancer and fucking die. All of you.

through no fault of my own

Mark Collet should be prime minister of the UK

Bejita...

eating poo

the BNP was the last best hope for the UK

if they're working in argos they're hardly in a position to be making fun of anyone
the fact that this has been on your mind all day shows you're also very insecure and over sensitive
I'd say stop giving a shit about what other people think of you, especially two random wamym working the tills in argos you'll never met again ever in your life

real talk here though... how is buying cuck boxes in 2025 ? what are you planning on playing on that, which you can't play on PC or ps5

captains wog ( the sexy greek one)

now that Anon Babble is back I can make fun of americans being round up in autism concentration camps

herro :)
WHY CAN'T I ENTER MY EMAIL ADDRESS TO DIMINISH THE COOLDOWN?????

most women look better with short hair

hellos

why don't you just do a poo instead?

hi

Sam Melia is a HERO

watching the freaky eaters episode about the lad who eats nothing but chips

because I don't need to I haven't eaten yet today I'm waiting for my pieces of spicy chicken to be delivered so I can eat them and then I will poo

are food delivery people in america always brown too?

did /cum/ make a general

everyone in america is brown

THE 150k PAKISTANIS INTO BELARUS WAS A FAKE RIGHTOID PROGPAGADA TALKING POINT PROPAGATED BY RADIO FREE EUROPE

test

it takes 10 years to grow the agave to make tequila. thats crazy!

maid uniforms are so CUTE

youtube.com/shorts/AM6YwHpweZI

I entered my email. I don't care anymore. I just need to fucking post on Anon Babble.

farting most wretchedly in my incel dungeon

what are you testing

dont understand the email thing.

i just didnt post for 15 minutes and i never saw it again.

this was years ago.

ktim

nothing

I will send indians to your flat!

well the site went down

old timey clothing is really attractive

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=EeN_NytxKEc

fuck my black nigger life

wish i had a gf that worked as a maid so we could have sex in her uniform then i would wipe my cock on her apron and send her to work smelling of cum

listening to kraftwerk

youtube.com/watch?v=oBDrXMWoRpw

aye but they're perennial!

blocks ur path

how do u react

not always but sometimes
I think it probably depends where you are in the country
I used to do ubereats and I'm a paleskin

read that agaves die after they put out their big ass flower but none of mine ever did, curious..

get out of my way or ill bash ya!

rape
rape
rape
rape
rape
rape

wish the world was just all cute girls and some of them had huge willies and shagged the other cute girls

I am an American of Italian descent (Sicily and Lombardy

I'm a cute girl.

poo

found out earlier that toilberg is a few months younger than me, thought he was at least 5 years older
grim

so what's the deal with this pic? did some horrible tragedy befall this woman irl or something?

im almost 30 and barely make $100k
what am i doing with my life

thats crazy how your job is 5 years older than you

i'm 26 and barley make 50K

Wonder if Emma Watson did any interesting poos while we were down.

Nah I'm not the guy that posts that stuff. I just keep reposting it because I get (You)'s and I'm addicted to dopamine.

can just get a gf and buy her a maid costume mate

What did you do while Anon Babble was down emmayank?

mental how everyone is almost making 6 figures or a neet.

there is no inbetween.
weird that.

my penis has exploded

24 and 0k because i'm a student

I don't trust people born in the 21st century

can just get a gf

no i cant

how do you eat?

Stared at the wall hoping Anon Babble would come back until the Oblivion remaster came out and gave me something to do.

wish centrelink would differentiate between sensitive young men who cant handle the trauma of working and drug addicted criminal wretches, but they treat us the same way

I'm the only loser NEET on Anon Babble. Literally the only one.

making 85k a year at 21 years old failed at life me

clunk click
every trip

also mental how everyone Anon Babble is 6'5 with a 8 inch penis making 200k per year working 30 minutes per week at their WFH job and inherited 20 rental properties.

like I can buy it if it's one guy but it seems every Anon matches this profile

got an erection

I am 26 and make 47,000 a year
am i looser?

i'm only 6'2 and my willy is an average 6"

making 200k a second working 2 minutes from WFH job yet i still cant have sex

I'm imagining it looks like when bugs bunny sticks his finger into a rifle causing it to explode

bone pressed? I'm actually surprised you admitted to having a sub 7 incher on Anon Babble though. Seriously nobody wants to admit their penis is under 7 inches on Anon Babble. mental website

whats bone pressed? thats erect if thats what you mean

sir mapledophile

ah well it's a dumb question. there's this whole debate among internet asylum patients on the proper way to measure your penis. Obviously bone pressed is the most consistent way. But some weirdos on the internet go "oh yeah BP? that's cope mate". Like how the fuck else are you supposed to measure your penis? Take a photo of it and have the computer fucking compute it?

Retarded shit, obviously bone pressed is the consistent way to measure.

Also BP means when you put the ruler against your pubic bone

My erection is 5" bonepressed and I make £48k

it's called ephebophilia

willy fell off

use it or lose it

that bone pressed thing is cope tbf

think I've just hit puberty at 32

goat perfromance by r charli

youtube.com/watch?v=35MjvGLdfoE

I have loads of flab that prevents me from reaching the bone

Cokehead slag

More fiction has been written in Microsoft excel than Microsoft word

As long as Steiner attacks, everything will be alright.

my penis is 6'7 inches erect

You've never had sex though

i've had sex with 2 women in my lifetime

Women's vaginas are only 4 inches deep. Don't need more than that

my sock has a hole in it

I believed this cope before too but womens vaginas can expand to much larger sizes in arousal

maid heaven

When enlarged, women's vaginas can hold 2 litres of volume

Bought an autoblow

strange occult vibe

sir volumetric vagina

it friday

cute uniforms desu

my sock has a hole in it

why

Yooooo brooooo!!! I’m 6’6 Aryan Brahmin caste with 7 inch penis but BP measurement is 9 inches!! I live in Mayfair Neighbourhood. but I’m currently studying in GTA as international student! lets meet up bro!

sharty lost
kiwifarms lost
4channel won

wanking, I said WANKING

my favorite video games:
mass effect
assassins creed
GTA
call of duty
half life
counter stike
Gears of war

Unc

So this is an actual genuine glowing honey pot of a website then

don't know, can't remember

He’s Bri’ish innit love?

Who cares lol. Glowies can know it all, I don't give a shit. But it's quite the opposite this whole ordeal showed that the people running the show barely give a singular fuck about the website. And the owner himself gives the least fucks of all.

shut the fuck up

I am Charles Malaponte
AMA

um

Skibidi toilet lore

1488

CHECKED AND BASED

we got 4chins back before gta6

would you have sex with a black woman?

no

wanking? yes wanking, I do believe I could go for a pre-bedtime wank but I haven't the foggiest what I should use.

josef fritzl sex arse

would you have sex with a really hot white woman who previously had sex with 5 black men?

youtube.com/watch?v=8Op6tN1_83A

Guy walks into a bar, and hears to women speaking with a British accent.
He asks, “Are you ladies from England?”
One says to him, “No, it’s Wales, you idiot!”
So, then the guy says, “Okay, sorry. So, are you two whales from England?”

he actually went to sharty

is we getting another stimulus check

hate life and myself

Was there a /brit/sharty? I didn't check out the alts much, just posted in /ghost/ some.

he wasnt in the 4k post sharty/brit/

grim

pick that cotton boy

<3

OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE THANK GOD MY PRECIOUS Anon Babble HAS RETURNED TO ME

might make myself some tucker
you know, for scranning and so forth

this is one of my favorite love songs of all time
it's perfect

Bush tucker trial?

yes it's called tenting
but depth still varies even with tenting
just as penis length varies

i forgot how garbage and grim literally the entire internet outside Anon Babble is

Umm Janny? You might want to take a look at this: youtu.be/hTM3TNn5fnA?si=_50gMhEZGaNBjh_h

youtube.com/watch?v=uS6R1vB7p0w

no mate just a bit of tucker

feel like doing a cheeky maccas run but i've got 5 beers in me
ahh she'll be right

tenting a poo

Tucker? I hardly know her

just absolutely demolished my third pint of sparkling orange and mango squash
might have gone a bit hard on the cheese last night

youtu.be/deH20DPn5po?si=8U81kDY3m-MW-BFv

fizzy grapefruit apple orangeade

Might start a family show in the west end theatre about a whole family eating poo. I'll call it The Aristocrats

Think Jordan P might be on the TRT rn playa rn

Listening to dudes talk about what they want in a wife and it's just a sex-slave version of their mum

hope you find someone

youtube.com/watch?v=U7msFVhqpfU

i'm really good at peeing

shredded it

good to see that everything’s back in order isn’t it

Not really

not me it goes everywhere
on the toilet seat and the floor and that
sometimes the wall and then i have to wipe the wee off the wall

my ideal wife is as follows:

probably a ginger

silly sense of humour (essential)

loving and kind

has interests and hobbies of her own

enjoys being together as much as she enjoys being alone

lives the quiet life

not significantly mentally ill

can look after herself but willing to share chores

loves nature and the outdoors

fuck me sideways, that's no good

I love corona del mar

blog

on

ktim especially after a wank
remember once I did a wee and it went in two streams, one sideways at a right angle to where I was aiming and one backwards between my legs and it went EVERYWHERE
willyberg has some explaining to do desu

gonna buy Anon Babble and make it okay to say the n-word on every board, in fact every post will have a mandatory minimum of 2 n-words