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GMTV edition

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It's over for Rorke

Pic related

ah...finally home
*puts on my slippers*

wahey now then thready
back on the board again

we're back
strike up the band

just in time for friday night cans

8kun is a paedophile website which is why I didn't go there

we certainly are
welcome back lad

they nuked all threads from Anon Babble
fucking disgrace

Site still a bit wobbly, getting a lot of errors when posting

me when no Anon Babble

doing a poo lads

I preferred Sharty.

most of the time the captcha doesn't load

rorke shaking in rage because he couldn't browse Anon Babble and Anon Babble
leftypol shaking in rage because he couldn't browse Anon Babble and Anon Babble

Keep getting connection error and that

get back from toil

Anon Babble is saved

Who won? We did.

Also captcha is absolutely fucked and wtf is the two minute timer you fucking chink?

FYI sharty contains literal malware javascript that datamines your PC and port scans your router. If you posted there you should clear all cookies/browser data and reset your router

why dont these foreigns just fuck off back to their own threads

had a good time reading glorified blog websites write articles about Anon Babble

sucking a golf ball lads

I’ve genuinely missed shitposting with you lads and thought about you guys a lot when the site was down. I’m glad we’re back. I was having withdrawals.

love me some curry

these raisin captcha are doing my head in

Name?

MY FUCKING EXTENSIONS ARE RAPING THIS CRIPPPLED WEBSITE

Jokes on you, I spent all week on reddit

clearview driving

um leave racism on the sharty swedelad

Janny just deleted all threads on Anon Babble wtf

hating every second of it

thats it lads time to leave this place for good
*walks out the front door*

they're doing all boards
this thread will soon be unalived

The update button seems to work now, that's good

Probably doing it to all boards one at a time

being a slopcuck

did the same on bant

timmy's crush

I can't say the N word here

they already did that one less than a month ago
they should do the stock market one again

Every thread on Anon Babble is locked and 404ing

Dubai-style pistachio nuts

i clicked Anon Babble but i think it's nothing but fag board threads
what is rapeape playing at

is it gay to wank to your own dick

might do something dangerous and downright stupid

we are so back

they could have made changes

Test?

i hope that the Anon Babble mod resigned

yhe binble

I think the mods are just testing the site to see if it’s functional. It almost isn’t. There’s some sort of board anomalies happening where Anon Babble is on Anon Babble.

Useless

Lincolnshire Mayoral Voting Intention:

Jenkyns (RFM): 40%
Waltham (CON): 25%
Stockwood (LAB): 15%
Horscroft (GRN): 8%
Overton (IND): 7%
Young (LDM): 5%

Via @YouGov, 9-23 Apr.

bum poo arse willy cock bollocks raisin boobs vagina tits spunk

the Janman must be getting paid overtime at this rate

Jenkyns (RFM

Nothing good ever comes from tories

poo

reckon its advanced masturbation

like getting one of those willy dilder cloning things and making a replica of your cock to give your prostate a cheeky squeeze

yep excellent
yeah quality post this

origami and papercraft shit on Anon Babble

Clean it up janny.

Yes lads!!! Missed Anon Babble so much <3

let's test out the new jannies' response to spamming/flooding, shall we?

posting threads blocked in my IP range due to abuse

What fucking abuse? The whole damn site was down for ten days

YA BILSH

aha omds

Anon Babble.org/security

they've done you lad

i missed you all
except sacked tranny

the 'thanks to:' section is 50% indian lol

Anon Babble goes down

"finally, free from that shithole"

soon realise I'm a sad cunt that spends far too much time on here

go to Reddit instead

get banned 3 times for using "threatening" and "homophobic" language

Mental how bad that site is, thank FUCK I can continue to waste my life here again.

I had issues with a certain word beginning with J as well

hate this raisin hole so much

Emoji free posting, it's... kind of old-fashioned I guess?

Rewards

For each eligible vulnerability report, the reporter will receive:

Recognition on our Thanks page.

A Anon Babble Pass valid for one year ($20 USD value, subject to Terms of Use).

We do not currently offer a cash reward.

wew

We're still in soyjak party lads migrate

They added a two minute timer, what more do you want?

for some reason Anon Babble is full of very old papercraft and origami threads now

I need Emma Watson to squat down over my head and squeeze out a hot log of shit right into my mouth.

wee arse

==alri niggers==

no we aren't

DOING A POO LADS

feels good to be back

grim

Just seen a racism. Hope the janman is coming down hard

catyank resigned

paypig

Been thinking about converting to Catholicism unironically then the fucking Pope died.

Dunno if that's a sign I should go ahead or not

so here we are then, all the lads

Honorary /brit/ lad poster reporting in.

just in time for the new one

it's still fucked. Anon Babble is full of animenonce shite

was fucking banned off the sharty before i had even posted anything
literally said “ban evasion” like nigga ive never used your shit pedo site and i certainly won’t try again

Best time to do it, you've been moved by the Holy Spirit just in time for a great mourning and great celebration

did you faggots unironically go there? I just browsed reddit for a bit

Morning

yrutUW6v has no power here please leave

How am I only now just finding out you lads were on other chans this whole time while Anon Babble was down? How did you even find out about /brit/ moving without this place? Do you all actually have a secret discord or something?

Anon Babble is the inferior website

no audio in webms

no england flags

autistic jannies banning racism

no font changes

no emojis

no drawings

no long bump limits

This is fucking shit, no wonder we're staying on soyjak

Been playing the new Oblivion remaster lads. It’s kept me busy while the chon was down.

everybody just went to the site that hacked this site for some bizarre reason

do it but ironically to be safe
other option : become the new pope

I voted no aha x

ye?

are you joking lad in emergencies we always said meet on the desu archive and we all routed to the sharty from there. we were all only apart for about half an hour

desuarchive ghostposting

Yh

mad how much shit went down while we were out, Anon Babble is the glue holding the world together

I'm a (You) problem now hahaha.

we're staying on soyjak party lads migrate

Just been on and there's a bunch of 6 month old origami threads at the bottom

it was raisin desu

ye?

this pope was woke

did we miss anything, any new gimmicks?

One of my posts went fucking missing. Dogshit website

Everyone was ghostposting here and sharing links to other imageboards
desuarchive.org/int/thread/209969102/

i've decided to grow up and stop posting on image boards

Sharty is so much better :/

haha raisine (shartybrit in-joke) (wink emoji)

I went to that shit sharty site and there was no /brit/ there. Need that cunt strung up and skinned alive.

test x

couldn't stand the sharty, "n-word this and n-word that", not cool

it was raisin

lmao

reminder that the hacker had access to Anon Babble pass payment information. the only reason your shit didn't get leaked is because they didn't want to invoke the FBI's ire. now everybody knows the site is running on hopelessly out of date software, maybe the next hacker won't be so generous

aha yh

for the bizarre reason that it has more features, better moderation and you don't have to wait 2 minutes between posts

You now remember witnessing the 4000+ post /brit/ thread.

When did Anon Babble return?

corrrrrrrrrrr you fucking love to see it xoxo

Nice pair of 'bergs

You dont know how payment processing works do you?

mmhmm yeah all nice and well but the small boat cronem are with leng 3 pm tings rn x

kind of makes these threads feel like nothing

wow they have a crypto wallet ID that I literally only use to buy a Anon Babble pass and a random email address

yeah, and the fact they run a port scan on your computer

Anon Babble sucks. Can we be racist here at least now?

shag my arse and call me daddy its a christmas miracle

Blud...

woah...le epic moment in internet history.
*zoomer documentarian voice*
THIS is the story of the 4000 post /brit/ thread (part 1 of 80)

Keir saved posting withdrawals for me in a way. Archive emergency plan was posted a few times in the weeks before the attack. Thank you, Keir! Heil! Heil! ahaha

genuinely been in despair the last week or so, thought this place was not coming back

can just tell by the way some of you type its mainly wogs in here now

generals should be a continuous thread that recycles every 1000 posts

*checks bot score*

we're still in soyjak party lads migrate there this is shit

calling it "running a port scan" is a bit hyperbolic when they check only 3 specific ports

so what has rorke been up to while Anon Babble was down?

I miss you lads so much, honestly I was starting to feel like a normie almost.

filthy immigrant

test

oh yeah le "port scan" of course. and hacking the mainframe on the server right?

wonder what indians got up to while Anon Babble was down. raping, no doubt

I CAN'T POST

~-~FAGGOT NIGGER AIDS~-~

Thank God it's back

who's "we"?

we all went a little crazy

learning the java sir

you cunt say that!

same, even though I don't post here every day it was comforting knowing it was always here for me when I felt like it

scanning tranny ports with my cock

Posting images gets a connection time out most of the time so all the AI images he's made are for nothing.

glad to have the site back but it's running like shit

pooing

t

I unironically bought a pass the day before it all went down.
Feel gypped ngl.

just witnessed some racism of /nate/

mooing

Last month, I would have said consider it training for whatever the UK does about Anon Babble before the year is through. Now, it's completely apparent that all the powers of the world are deeply interested in Anon Babble and access will never be restricted.

hellos

They laughed at him for the Online Safety Act... "Nothingburger" they said.....

ill pass my cock into your arse thatll gyp you alright

what if Anon Babble going down was a deliberate inside job so the site could avoid having to respond to ofcom's self assessment when the deadline came on 17 april

M&S paused online orders due to cyber attack

Sad. Just as I was getting ready to start dressing better by buying higher quality items made from natural materials. I need to show others that I have some respect for myself. I am almost finally able to get a move on.

we're so fucking back its unreal get the bastard pints going

had several occasions where I was on the toilet doing a poo and thought 'I'll let the lads on /brit/ know i'm doing a poo' then remembered I couldn't

yeah?

I need to respect myself more too and wear clothes that fit
Next it shall be then

this nigga is seething today

Rather fucking die than go to one of the other chans, absolutely grim.

Tried Reddit for a bit which is how I found out this site came back up. Shall not be returning there any time soon.

can't post images

how do i embed youtube video

any /ghost/ man in?

WAIT WE'RE BACK??

Media Pending Approval Groyper

im on the fucking beers

were back on the Anon Babble

get the fuck in

Kek are you me?

I'd be sat on the toilet having a shit or laid on the sofa drinking some cans and I'd keep forgetting the site was down and being disappointed as fuck

I can believe this

aye
hardcore /brit/ niggas never left this thread

taking ages to refresh the thread

It's kind of mad how he actually thought Chinese moot would just be like "Oh well, guess that's the end of Anon Babble"

It was obvious it was always coming back, it was just a matter of when. I'm actually surprised it came back so quickly to be honest, I thought it would be another couple of weeks at least.

fingering my arsehole til I cum poo

poo smells lmao

so can we now admit that soyjak party is cringe

People were saying it was going to be a read only state on Sunday/Monday

just got a warning for a post that wasn't even me this place is more fucked than ever

we're still in soyjak party lads

Some of y'all niggas ain't been hit with the 14 day bans yet and it shows.

yeah if Anon Babble dies again i'm never going back to that dump

Saaar I have to wait 300 Gorillion Years to make poopsts saaarrrr

i told you bros
i told you about the redditjak posters

gives off an energy of redditors kidding on to be Anon Babble posters
way over the top and bent

Nishant Farrukhabadi India First

yh
mad how they adapted their entire site to accommodate Anon Babble users for a fortnight and now it will return permanently to being an unused backwater graveyard

Low quality post this.

so horny might shag my teddy bear

no footie on

cannot post image

i once got a 30 day ban for impersonating mousenonce

test

posting from my desktop

can't even post images here
it's over
Anon Babble is a textboard now

sux 2bu

Greg Davies did this. Tells the story on every show he goes on.

Watch the snooker lad. Although maybe they don't show it in Germany

so how many birds did you all shag while Anon Babble was down then?

same thats why im in this thread i dont want to wait 50 more years top make posts

just says "Connection error."

on the speed
gonna have a big wank

yhe binble

Need Emma Watson’s farts up my nostrils pronto.

cannot post image

probably about 20
its red fucking raw

~3k happened like 10 years ago on actual Anon Babble

make a Reddit account while Anon Babble was down

"your account is too new to post in this subreddit

"you do not have enough karma to post in this subreddit"

"this post is locked to people who have not been verified, please message the mods"

"you have been banned from posting in X because you are active in Y"

The last point is particularly mental, some subreddits have bots that will check your post history and ban you instantly if you have participated in a sub that the mods don't like.

Anyway, don't recommend it lads. SHITE

Think I'm done here, never coming back, no 4, no 8, no soy, none of em. (see you tomorrow)

Aha there's still threads from before the outage in the 'logue.

can't even post images here

feeling nippy

just the 13 for me
the shagger's dozen as it were

any .gay lads here? that place was wild

I feel sorry for some of the altchans though, some of them were alright

post Niko's arsehole

See you in a couple hours

bum gravy

Nice to know this website is held together with band aids and Elmers glue.

alright lads you've had your fun
no more racism now yeah

yeah yeah. when I'm allowed to post images you won't be laughing anymore

I can't post images, FUCK'S SAKE

I kinda miss posting on desuarchive.

can use a good dark theme again

thank you based tomorrow theme!

It was real. All of it.

nothing stopping you from leaving a little hidden message there every now and again

i'l post the images

the userbase and idea of the site is, but the features were pretty good

so how many birds did you all shag while Anon Babble was down then?

18 year old fresh fanny

quitting vaping is so hard brehs

which ones
i liked 8ch county thread but the site is pretty aids

dont quit
its affordable and fun

Been off it for 5 months now. Just chucked all my vaping gear in the bin one day and never looked back.

nah
go jogging don't I
bad for the lungs ent it

trannies had a huge meltdown last week and i couldn't even shitpost about it on /brit/

i agree, some good features
like their scottish flags

Timmy paying gookmoot to read cuck posts about cronem railing his future gf

Sir Connection Error

how long did you feel like shit for? I've felt awful for 9 days now and I don't seem to be getting better

anyone have a userscript to hide stubs?

making some slop for next week's meals

scrmaeign

t. Vaping company CEO

reminder that the hacker had access to Anon Babble pass payment information.

nope, Anon Babble uses clover who encrypt that info. Anon Babble doesn't store that locally

it workin

iaaptrc

Sir Bad Gateway

its literally entirely harmless
worst case your lungs get a bit sore if you go mental on them. thats

the new /brit/, /brit/ 2.0, home

WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Flag testing

They could at least do a news post after having the site down for 10 fucking days

Watch the snooker lads

BBC Four right now

I must've spent a thousand pounds in fish fingers alone when it comes to feeding /brit/

'lri

finally

we're staying on soyjak party lads

This
Head back

just been doomscrolling tiktok and porn on reddit for the last 10 days

we're staying on .gay lads

who is?

I don't like n words

On my holidays de lads. Glad to see the chon is back. Just randomly checked there. Waheey

you cunts couldnt even agree on whether to use IDs on there

goonping to brit posts

staying at your parent's timeshare adam?

I'm not Adam

IDcunts must be having a meltdown lmao fucking spakkers

right well that's just a bloke in a skirt with his chopper out isn't it

Cockmogs me!

Aye mate, looks like it

Me? Anon Babble 2.0 originalfag

scrwaming

of course it's legally a bloke, we must adhere to the laws of this country
that is, and always will be, a bloke

@209973853
fuck off don't reply to me

You lads ever eaten a 100% fruit diet
Super peng

no luck in banning them tranny and nigger freaks then?

Okay

anybody remember the great Anon Babble outage of 2025?

bro is a monkey

it's just the one tranny and nigger freak actually

go to bed grandad

hope the next pope isn't woke like this last one

haha hot fuzz reference (laughing emoji)

Never happened

What are your shits like on that?

aright lads just got back from a 1 month ban

grow up

6 or 7 shuts but a clean wipe

Anon Babble did not get hacked in 2025

raisins

Rewriting history, are we?

get the fucking new made what are you playing at?

janman isnt about and wont be about for a long long time haha