/brit/

because it winds you up

UC niggas be like " he just like me fr"

Almost like its a gimmick and not real

Have sex. That'll show them

I sit around and watch porn and play video games all day

Oh so that's why all his music went to shit

Maximum brainrot bro

an 18 yo fucking a 16 yo isnt noncery you fucking yank

does this mean there are now thousands of cute girls that need a more mature man to step up and take their virginity

ye is a gamer!?

makes me shudder to think what my life would've been like if i'd found Anon Babble in my teens
all the pubs, clubs, parties, drugs and shagging i'd have missed
feels awesopme to have those wonderful memories under my belt, and the best possible handful of mates with whom to reminisce

23 years are basically still children. theres not really much of a difference between a teenager and someone in their early 20s. still just as immature and insecure

can't wait til gen alpha gives the zoomers a taste of their own medicine

classic zoomer response. You might have time on your side at the moment but if this carries on for a couple more years you're going to be the biggest virgin freak generation ever known. Even the gen alphas think you're pathetic freaks lmfao

daily reminder the average zoomer takes THT, snips off their cock and thinks they are living their best lives lmao

We'll all be in the CBB thread over on Anon Babble tonight lads
It isn't about liking it. We'll be there 'ironically' so you can be in there 'ironically' too ok!

Team my savings are close to the cutoff for universal credit. I need to spend some money and fast.

Saw a video of a woman shoving her foot up some fella's arse

buy some women's clothes

zoomers spent their entire childhood in their bedrooms playing chinese shovelware videogames

no I don't think I will

mental how fucked up zoomers are honestly, take pity on them

Is the chair small or is the hand big

think about it

gio

what else are the zoomers gonna do unc? they don't got kids. they don't got jobs. they don't got money. They not having sex The only zoomers I see with any money are dealing crack and they waste that money on £1200 balenci trainers immediately

I don't feel bad about spending my childhood playing videogames because back then the games were actually dece

cabbage and sprouts in the fridge to use up

Get a year's subscription to Disney Plus and watch what we do in the shadows, it's kino

you didn't see it by accident
confess

millennials spent their entire childhood in their bedrooms playing blizzard games

fuck my incel life

why are you pretending to be black

Um why is her nose white UM

at least our generation drank beer and got pussy dood

Never said I did, I LOVE femdom porn

That's okay you can stay here and blogpost to no-one
Anon Babble.org being the lone witness to your existence
You have my permission to stay here. No problem

ktim but before my balding accelerated

... want to talk about your mum la?

blud is watching red foreman genderswap porn

That was only a subsection of millennials. Same with Gen X and D&D, everybody has its losers. But have you ever known a chad shagger zoomer in your life in person? No, you havent. They are all demented shut-in unemployable freaks

right that whole fanny rubbing on the arm incident has got me quite hot and bothered so I think I'll have a wank now

she puts cream on it I think

I’m 22 and I do unironically still see myself as a child. I’m still living basically the same way as I did when I was a teenager.

I think millennials tried way too hard to be more mature than they should be whereas us genz embrace our youth and treasure it desu because we know it won’t last forever. The brain is still developing until age like 25 that’s why I have never done drugs or drank much alcohol, it fucks you up so bad.

lovely pic that mate thanks for that
here y'are

He spends all day playing The Last of Us 1 and 2

could you, in theory, give me money to invest and then i can gift it back to you without messing up your dole money?

mate you're entire generation is known for being shut in incels raised on ipads.
millennials who did that back then were just a small amount of losers, this is your entire generation.

i'm 34 pal

Trade offer:

I get: Tons of pussy, a good social life and lasting good memories amongst friends and family BUT I lose my hair.

You get: An entire life shut away in your bedroom playing fortnite and buying belle delphines bathwater wanking to cartoons and onlyfans

I can see why he hates Jews so much now

Karl Lagerfeld bro. totally not gay and ridiculous.

it's a le luxury brand that makes you cool

Fucking fool

Unc is 22 and thinks hes a child

me back in January

A 3% transgender rate is insane.

youre not embracing your youth you are a square failson manchild incel freak

I have never done drugs or drank much alcohol, it fucks you up so bad.

not true, this is just mostly genetic
t. did a bunch of drugs and alcohol but have a decent skin care routine and good genetic.

i'm 34 pal

i'm convinced theres a massive divide between pre and post 9/11 zoomers

millennials are far less mature
their entire mindset thinks living like you're in an early 2000s american high school film is the pinnacle of existence
they're a groveling balding putrid refuse of a generation

unironic generational war

mate can we just not?

Why doesnt he open up his own brewery

war

we are trying to help them

I'm 27 so exist on the border of zoomer and millennialism

pint of lagerfeld please boss

>>I think millennials tried way too hard to be more mature than they should be

bro they are still posting on the anime website they were on they were 15 this is the first I've seen anyone say they think tried to be mature

Mate you're still talking like you're a teenager in to your mid twenties, i think its you freaks that need to grow up

Nurse, can we get another diaper change over here? Unc made another boom boom and he’s getting cranky

you're a zoomer lol, all the millennials are in their 30s now mate.

we are zillennials brother, the single most oppressed demographic on the planet

I've seen many zoomers say life is over by 24.
Online. I don't know what they say in real life.

you lads care way too much about what other people are doing

zoomers are the looksmaxxing generation but I can't say for sure if it's actually working
nah I'm a millennial too

haha oh no im such a soylennial and cringe!! ive had sex and long lasting relationships while you havent left your bedroom since covid lmfao

you've been having a meltdown about millennials on Anon Babble for over 30 minutes now

31 and consider myself one the last millennials

smelly talent free

kek

I'm a boomer and when I have some spare time from counting my money I post a bit on here.

he'll be playing fifa with his mates any moment now

arseholes

two of your finest cider pints please barkeep

I’m a zoomer and nobody I know thinks or says this. But I do think we are making the most of being young, more than Milennials did anyway. Milennials always seem to be jealous of our youth in a way that not even older generations are.

Where I work the Milennials are the most patronising to every other generation. They literally think some of them that they are the only generation who can use computers for example. All have a weird victim mentality saying they suffered because of recessions etc whereas most of them had it easy as fuck growing up (cheap uni for example, no Covid, etc but us zoomers rarely moan about stuff like that)

I've seen many zoomers say life is over by 24

it is for them, you can't use a social media website or enjoy yourself past that age.
even if you have a family you have to spend every single moment with them or a loser thing.

i really dont understand this generation they are so lost, imagine the ones after them.

not even actually going out to play soccer

at least he's got lots of hair

blog on ya boring bastard

whereas most of them had it easy as fuck growing up (cheap uni for example)

might wanna check your facts before claiming this "unc" "ong"

That's because it's the age you start becoming shit at video games

Reaction time goes to shit, you get raped by a 14 year old on them

business idea: pies for dogs haha imagine a dog eating a little pie

most of them had it easy as fuck growing up (cheap uni for example, no Covid, etc but us zoomers rarely moan about stuff like that)

What on earth are you talking about? I left school in 2008 and the economy didn't really recover until about 2014. Uni costs tripled in cost in 2010/11, and zoomers had it easier as I've known a few in the workplace now telling me you didnt even have to do your fucking GCSEs which is taking the piss

*locks you in your bedroom and pushes a campaign of shaming and fines for socialising for the entire length of your uni degree*

"Lol why are you so maladjusted, why don't you get pussy bro"

life ends at 25

i'm 42 and i absolutely dominate on cod mobile
routinely get a 20/0 kdr not even joking

they dont even have that, they are aging like shit.
some of them are going grey at 22.

meanwhile i've been to clubs and taken 19 year old zoomer girls home. life ends at 26 though.

now you're coping
go outside little boy

cod mobile

uncs beating the shit out of ipad kids

zoomers dont go out anymore
town is always dead as fuck
cant really blame them 2bh, think its wise and i always cringe hard when i think of all the money i pissed away in bars and nightclubs

cheap uni

lol
2010 student riots, triple the shit the years we get in lo it was a fun day I'll give you that

meanwhile the zoomzooms on covid degrees that got into uni without even doing any exams wanna cry lol do me a favour

yeah that's pretty true

Yawn yeah ok granddad you lived through the Great Depression that’s why your life sucked the grapes of wrath was based on your life LOL victim mentality is genuinely unreal you want everything handed to you boomers were right

Zoomers are the most asocial and maladjusted freaks. My nephew is gen alpha and even they're mocking zoomers, the younger ones are recovering.

TUMBLING DOWN

you've never had sex

Trump threatens extra 50% tariff on China unless it drops retaliatory levy

love orange man me

ah fair, I guess taking exams online is worth not being allowed outside for 2/3rds of uni

The Great Recession hit far harder than anything a couple of months of house arrest did where you sat around playing call of duty warzone in 2020 mate. In fact covid didn't really hit the economy long term at all and we recovered by 2023

india flag

SENDSEX

lmao do they ever stop

That's everyone though, when I think back to how alive shit was pre 2020 it makes me sad. Even if you walk around at 8PM in the summer you just don't see much of anyone about really when you used to see people going places or just being out.

Also a bunch of them clubs have closed and I saw another story about the supposed drinks spikers haunting every single nightclub now.

poo

Yes mate, restricting your movements and ability to socialise during the most formative years will have absolutely no effect whatsoever on people

off in the shower lads. Anyone need anything?

still arguing over 'muh generation'

just shut and post slags

imagine larping this hard as brit police lmfao go outside and have a cry freak

domesticating a poo

you weren't gonna be socialise or moving around in your formative years anyway mate. you're posting on Anon Babble.

somehow you're aware of it all and yet you choose to sit in this nursing home and wallow in misery looking for sympathy

real? all of it

be the change you want to see in the world

int that by The Who?

Train to Eastbourne just pulled in lads

what are we seething about today then lads
*checks thread*
right so it's zoomers, orange man and covid yeah?

Stop pretending any of you went outside or did anything before lockdown anyway. I don't recall ever really seeing any of you around in the late 2010s either. You were sat indoors, curtains closed, rotting away in your bedroom on discord wanking to neekolul

he's just one of those mentally deranged people who thinks because you go to uni suddenly you'll become more social and get invited to parties.

mad I standing 2 metres apart in the asda car park waiting half an hour to go in. Kinda feel i got more exposed to people in the queue than i would have by just going in as normal

ngl I do feel bad about their covid uni experiences

it is very sad

You were sat indoors, curtains closed, rotting away in your bedroom on discord wanking to neekolul

zoomers mythologising a couple of months of lockdown. probably make a 4 hour youtube documentary about it too

be the change you want to see in the world

so i should become a big breasted blonde?

just bought some soil so i can repot me houseplants

maladjusted

A very good word for it. Put a zoomer in anything that required to act and behave like a well adjusted human in a normal social setting and it is completely impossible for them to do it

i didnt go to parties when i went to uni.....

it changed my dna I can no longer talk to other people

lets not pretend i was a miserable prick pre covid and nobody wanted to talk to me

hello

My mum wouldn't let me go outside at all until I was 19 or so. She would always accompany me to the shop if I wanted something for example.

I was 15 in the late 2010's outside of riding my bike what could I do

vgh 2019...take me back....

repotted one of my oldest plants and it died ;_;

never been loved by a woman me

felt superior to zoomers for a second there until i remembered that i myself am far from well adjusted haha

and now you're sat inside your childhood bedroom crying to milennial men that you cant get women because you were sat in a zoom meeting during lockdown.
grow the fuck up.

hang around outside the co-op harassing people playing crazy frog on your sony ericsson with your hood up asking passers by to get you a pack of mayfair and a bottle of strongbow

is it over if you have more than a 3 month gap on your CV?

All my houseplants are made from plastic thus do not need soil

kek weve all been there with our respective gfs i should imagine

but you've been loved by a man?
bit gay

no, just say you were looking after a relative or you went on a 3 month break traveling across europe.

they wont care, just come up with a reason other than you being sat on your arse gooning.

only by Jesus

yes

my gf isn't vain and likes to have fun

still gay

Sign up to an agency to cover the period, then say you've been "freelancing". The agency should be able to provide a reference of official employment, even if you did nothing in that time.

muh recession

muh xbox 360

muh alcohol

muh house prices

Milennials are the most brain dead useless pathetic generation. Literally every other generation is united in this belief it’s honestly crazy

don't mind me
just posting from my carboniferous bowland-hodder shale study area

just did a carboniferous poo

change the fucking subject, i'm sick and tired of hearing boring drivel

Tomorrow is exactly 3 years since I tried to kill myself in a Greggs staffroom

better integration

what do they mean by this and what do they want?

Zoomers dont even think about house prices because the dream of home ownership isn't remotely on the horizon for you in your lifetime. But on other things

muh covid lockdown

muh vaping

muh no gf

On balance, you are more pathetic.

any parking pataweyo man in

so the zoomer was just projecting the entire time

Just revert to Islam bro

I tried to kill myself in a Greggs staffroom

what did you try to do?

full english and a pint

i hate that hedgehog

nobody cares fat boy

It's #orangemonday

lads why are we so dark and swarthy compared to other germanics?

goal is to consume 20 units of alcohol in four hours, let's fucking go lads

Toil's done
Sun's out
Chappell Roan booming through the air pods
Pizza and chips for tea
What a time to be alive

And yet, despite all the advantages, you're in exactly the same position as me
Now that really is pathetic

go outside

ah yes it was covid lockdown that made me a freak, thats why im still an insufferable virgin

the average zoomer pretends covid lockdown was like this

I'm not?

???

how does one pirate dlc

are you certain

yeah that's obviously it mate, same here *wades out of my smelly childhood bedroom knee deep in crisp packets*

this was piss, real theater was the eastern front

you're in exactly the same position as me

no mate, i've had sex with girls in your generation unlike you.i didnt blame a lockdown on me being a loser, i actually took action.

just find and download it

why did Bojo had to resign again?

i'm having employment issues

us soylennials be getting lucky with the zoomerettes out there. known quite a few 30 year olds that got zoomer minge.

eggbergs on the boiltoil

its hard to believe but this is rorke

We all are. Something strange is going on.

Well I’m going out to the park with my friends. See you Milennials in a few days ok?

what can you do when 70% of your male peers haven't even approached a women

See you tonight on Discord, Braydon.

Because he was wildly unpopular inside and outside of his party

alright literal child try not to get gang raped by abdul and his posse

yeah why do you think the bar went down for the women here shit's still spiking for the zoomzooms

The gov sees this and is ordering more mandatory adolescence viewing to quell their urge to murder girls

because we're from africa and asia

buying a bus ticket to poowong

Because people pretended the Prime Minister wasn't an emergency worker and we memoryholed the public about workgroup bubbles during the inquiry in to the parties, and he resigned.

THEY DON'T FORGET

WHO DID YOU PISS OFF

Well I’m going out to the park with my friends

imagining a zoomer writing this down because he thinks this is what 20 somethings do haha.
who the fuck went to a park at 22, only stoners with nothing going for them went to the park to smoke in peace.
children go the park and familes mate.

what's he like haha

Finished work for 3 and had a lovely salmon steak for my tea, what you having lads?

didn't she fired for it?

i'm in my 40s and it was a fucking travesty
refusing access to hospitals and doctors killed a ton of people
the colossal economic consequences drove millions into deep poverty (which indirectly kills even more people)
this isn't even mentioning the utter devastation of people's morale, social ability, and peace of mind
and it was all based on lies
the pcr tests had way too many cycles to be accurate, giving a huge rate of false positives ("symptomless covid" lol)
and they counted "covid deaths" as anyone who died (FROM ANY CAUSE) after testing "positive"
and there are STILL people who defend it after all this became public knowledge

kek this
zoomers are developmentally challenged

get fired*

I'm alright Jack

I only pee in the bathroom sink, never the kitchen sink. The bathroom sink is already tainted by being the "bathroom" sink and therefore it's okay.

It's sunny out lad, you go to the park and sit there in the sunshine, have a few bevvies and a few lines, maybe drop a tab, then when it starts getting chilly come home and have some mental chemsex with your bird

I mean not on a Monday like but you know

Hey what are you doing remembering this. People in their 40s memory holed all of it. Did you not take your booster?

dont understand what the problem with this is
not that i do it but it doesnt sound as bad as shower pissing and apparently people do that

isn't that right next to your toothbrush though?
what about piss spray getting on it?

i thought you went the park mate?

why are you not at the park?
i thought you said you were playing fifa with your mates?

can't remember what lie you said to impress a bunch of boomers?

bought stellaris 3 month dlc subscription

few lines and a tab of acid on a monday afternoon

alri zoomzoom sure thing lmfao

poo

Same drain and lots of soap innit.

209699718

You could argue shit spray from flushing the toilet already contaminated it. I keep my toothbrush in a cabinet, though.

Well I’m going out to the park with my friends

Lads having a kick about
Don't see that much any more do you
Thanks to woke

you should always close the lid before flushing

Glad the park was redone and it's families and ducks in there now not crackheads and loon taking drugmongs

lying on the proverbial CV
a skill worth having

There's more than one poster here lads. I'm 34 and had loads of sex but I just like to drop in on you seething virgins time to time to stay in touch with my roots.

how is shower pissing bad

What if you have a two-flusher and you're already sat there?

your arse acts as the lid

a two-flusher

sort your gut health out mate

Being able to lie well is a really good skill in any job

so we've gone from you being a 20 something uni student who was going to play fifa with his mates to now you being a 34 year old man who is going to a childrens park to drink beer and do lsd by yourself.

this isnt looking good mate.

Emma Watson did a two-flusher.

might go to the garden centre with the gfberg at the weekend to buy some new pots for when i repot the houseplants

A sound point. I'll still keep pissing in the home urinal though (the sink) when I feel the need.

I'm trying to take lots of pro-biotics and ginger.

the absolute STATE

who the fuck goes to a park to do LSD as a 34 year old man.

what the fuck

they will come back again soon once they realise how it is

Slash my neck with a bread knife

slashed tranny

Women say they don't want babies but get one around them and the truth comes out they can't deny it.

sometimes i'll have a shit and then just go in the shower and wash it all out my arsehole
just easier, especially when it's a big sloppy shit that'll take fucking roll after roll of toilet paper

engraved woman

Anon Babble is slagging us off... AGAIN...

are you 57

Someone who doesn't spend their entire life sat on Anon Babble lol

I’m going out to the park

you go to the park and sit there in the sunshine, have a few bevvies and a few lines, maybe drop a tab

I'm 34

It's Monday. The week has only just begun but the clock is still ticking. How you start today determines how the rest of the week will go. You need a reminder. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Get up. Get moving. Planning. Organizing. Making your next moves. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.

do you use soap

i'd rather not be the guy who is fucked out of his mind looking like a homeless man scaring children as they play footy mate.

can't say my druggie friends have said to me "hey lets drink beer and do lsd in a childrens park" at 34 years old either.

On the pints lads

why do foreigners call our women ugly?

i use a bar of soap like an old man

yeah, well, shower gel

Business idea: keep kids off school permanently so there's fewer fucking cars about

can never get the lather out my arse properly after a good wash i hate it

head on that

why greggs

dont know how you resist the urge to suck it up your arse

Is deanoburbia comfy?

pooey bar of soap. pooey shower floor. pooey hands.

use these mate, changed my life

yeah its alright

squeaky clean bumhole

"""flushable"""

flushable

i heard there's no such thing

that's one of the reasons to keep using bars a raw bar of soap between the cheeks is a feeling I'm not giving up for liquid soap

they're not flushable. and if you say not my problem you shall be fired back over the channel in a cannon

british plumbing can handle them, we're not bulgaria

big toilet paper on a mad one

what does he get out of it

only ns say not my problem. it's why immigration has been a mess

Runt owners carrying their runt dog in their hands cos it's having a paddy

yeah? you're a fucking little idiot maggot cunt. go fuck off yourself

London is so peng

feel a bit ill lads, think i'll get a takeaway haha

tf is wrong with her eyes?

Too cowardly to approach someone who can drive i.e. isn't a coward like you, so you moan on Anon Babble.org.
Here comes the cope on your part. You're a pitiful shut-in coward you cunt.

business idea: convert the channel tunnel into the barrel of a massive cannon and blast france into oblivion

says right there mate fine to flush

dunno mate but it gave me a barrel of laughs.

Can't believe you'd mistreat plumbing this way.

she is insane lad