/brit/

mmhmm
timmy gon believe dat LOL

Timmy leveraging his whiteness

have rocket i could use
not going to leave for sainos local at this point to get extras

graphic anime t-shirt, adidas shorts, hoody and singlasses

LOL

uh oh here comes the melty for not using his thread

that's too bitter
nice bit of iceberg lettuce goes so well on a breaded chicken/pickle/spicy mayo sandwich
could have it on the side for some fibre maybe with a nice dressing incorporating some jam for sweetness

Opinions on TND?

Evening lads. Feel like shit today :/ hope you lads can cheer me up x

remember when zoomers bought used bath water from streamers on twitch

Might play noughts and crosses on my arm with a knife

yeah all nice and well but the katies are in the gherkin lift

tv just broke. now i have to buy a new one ffs. hundreds of pounds gone just like that.

this is beyond annoying and actually sad now
aren’t you like 30 you tragic cunt

bombay mix really does end up getting everywhere dunnit

This is the thread.

nobody cared until she put on the mask

5 /brit/s Jeremy? That's insane

Can we have ONE non-spammy non retarded /Brit/ thread?

do people really spam in twitch chats? whats the point? nobody is going to reply? You spammed pog 100 times and not a single person noticed or cared

Did you see the black beamers parked outside at 3pm?

don't know who this is but the mask makes me assume she either does scat porn or fucks dogs

I don't have the money for youtube high bitrate

it’s one bloke that’s been spamming interracial cuck porn every day here for hours on end for over a year
it’s mental rot

mmhmm

same as kwames jungle cum over your mums tits

Don't forget spaki joins in too like the cretin he is

All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old
But there's no England now
All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore

yeah now they pay for jpegs of them in clothes lmao

post count = 34

about half that number are visible in the thread

feels good to have a filter

chess sex erotic
youtube.com/watch?v=tRKl1v54jog

the paki woman in here that spams about rorke all day is severely mentally ill

collie fur

Did you see Katy and Emily getting inside the beamers

i wish you could see what you really look like

The best side of a woman.

I don't know how to use a filter so I see it all. Also I have the auto on so I don't miss something...fun.

7 million views

this woman really all that?

it really is a necessity
absolutely love filtering their schizo catch phrases
another favourite is clicking the hide button and all the freaks' replies disappearing instantly

Katy's pimp daddy

bots and jeets unironically

sweaty tits after being pumped by her african king bent over with that dress hiked up hopefully

what are your filters lad

Just bought expensive snake oil off some quack to make myself feel better

On average it filters about 20% to 30% of the posts per thread. It takes a while to get used to not peeking, but then you remember a lot of these posts are literal spam bots. Why did someone write a spam script about poo? Nobody will ever know. But no human being can be this demented.

SOS Sir Keir

What am i supposed to be doing

could batter all of yous

Thatcher Blair was a 1 2 punch to the UK. Just complete destruction not only of geopolitical power, but national identity as a whole.

kino photo

rorke

human brains aren't equipped for this shit

That’s a niggafishgoat.

she high off that melanin

Mad how many men ruin their lives by becoming schizo Rorke nutters lmao, middle aged (and onwards) blokes are seriously retarded

Graham Linehan

Russell Brand

Lawrence Fox

John Cleese

Eamonn Holmes

Anyone else?

Should buy a cigar

Britain is such a runtish country ruled by ugly incompetent midwits.

We need Aryan vitalism like the MAGA movement.

rorke: i listen to historians
the historians:

The absolute state of this

let the welsh take over, we have the minds for it

This is Gregg Wallace

Gwaller has doxed and assaulted women of age for disagreeing with him on shirt removal issues
He's a milwall geezer whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to licking spoons on tv and dating young women on twitter
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-charity tweets on Christmas day alone.

Melanin receptors inside Katy's love tunnel pulsating

too long to post but i will make a pastebin later
sorry but i am just going to leave now that they've clearly arrived to shit up the thread
basically filter belgium and the fake patios / slang they use and 99% of the spam is gone

its literally every few minutes all day every day

le singular poster

Yes, the singular mentally ill paki in here lmfao

Good post

his been one on since his PIP disability got hit

Chris O'Dowd came out to support trannard nemesis Graham Linehan

Ash Sarkar came out against woke despite spearheading the entire woke thing

Now Sam Fender's come out and said white privilege is nonsensical

Yvette Cooper said Islamism is the biggest threat to the UK, whereas a few years ago liberal darling Obama refused to even say the words Islamic extremism

Wes Streeting even called the NHS anti-white a few days back

why is this all happening now
why are they all doing this at once
the politicians is because of the reform threat sure but why the celebrities?
rather odd that

in case you didnt know, ziedy = heatherpaedo.

Ash Sarkar came out against woke

yeah?

*taps the sign*

also collect their md5 image hashes in your filter list

seriously is this just a weird spam bot or something? Its every minute of the day?

Fuck off posting this shit faggot.

now they pay to talk to computers

air fryer smirk

Scranning some of the ol’ psyllium husk aren’t I? No more soft poo for me my lads x

most of it is actually just spaki because he's here 12 hours a day

lmao

They realise they've overreached

yeah he's going to stop now you asked

hooting at the critical drinker line where he says Glasgow mums drops their kids off at primary schools in ugg boots and pyjama bottoms

/brit/ parrots be like "squorke"

Just be a establishment dog!

seems like the pendulum is beginning to swing the other way
glad i didn't make loads of political posts on the internet that will all have been archived and are traceable
who knows how extreme things will get?
imagine the nazis or soviets having everyone's social media accounts
people think it couldn't happen again, but it could, and it would be a million times worse

Imagine Harry Potter made today with JK Rowling just letting chud actors be in it

Russell Brand as Harry
Graham Linehan as Hermione
John Cleese as Dumbledore

and heatherpaedo = moni = poleaboo = amer hussein

Get it started then. YOU WON'T

How do I move to America? I'm white and blond so I have the right to live in the suburbs.

Sick of this hellhole. Need to see all browns enslaved.

how do you even eat that shit?

They want you to die in Ukraine so they've had to pull back

Emulating Dragon's Crown Pro, lads, on the ShadPS4 emulator

posh katy getting cronem fresh pair of creps

it look like di pendulum staat swing di ada way
glad mi neva mek loads a political posts pan di internet weh all ago been archived an dem traceable
who know how extreme tings ago get?
imagine di nazis or soviets dem have everybody's social media accounts
people tink it couldn't happen again, but it coulda happen, an it woulda be a million times worse

women that are a little fat

pic unrelated

If you saw the fat women I'm into you'd throw up

sir keir stormzy ennit

reppin innit

Graham Linehan himself used to be pro-trans. There's some old tweets from 2013 where some tranny asked him to cut out a "transphobic" joke from one of his works and he pathetically obliged.

I have a teaspoon in my yoghurt and two teaspoons in a big jug of water and down it

The Ku Klux Klan was based.

Yeshu ha-Nostri = Yonathan, 'John' = Dositheus

mental that you thought this was funny you boring twat

Her melanin receptors activated loool

Thinking about how known shagger Russell Brand was a generic leftypol for 20 years and then as soon as he showed Rorkey tendencies dozens of women spontaneously came out of the woodwork claiming he'd done some naughty shagging

just eat vegetables

thought joshua was yeshu

I imagine its the same thing as corporations realising that rainbow capitalism didn't actually give them more money (the only reason they tried to appeal to LGBT+ people in the first place) so they stopped pretending that they cared

she kept coming back 2 days later x

I'd like to do some /brit/ posting

pg tips leakin dey ready for night shift

many such cases

I do. Eat loads of pulses and legumes too

to me JK Rowling will always be the woke freak who turned Dumbledore gay and Hermione black out of nowhere despite not writing them as such in the books and called PewDiePie a nazi
and Russell Brand will still be the insane pseud communist who called for open borders and refugees flooding the country
and Piers Morgan is a leftist shill who fellates Islam, Israel and the British police state
Graham Linehan went against gamers to side with corrupt roasties and helped kickstart the era of woke

don't care if they've grifted on chuddy causes lately I know who they are and will not be forgiving them

best timmy could do

nice of you to join us kanye

business idea: post some food on here that was made by a world class chef but claim it was something you made and watch all the weirdos on here screech and complain about it anyway but seemingly everything is slop to you freaks

only sense of satisfaction in his grim shit life is spamming an anonymous chat room with interracial cuck porn all day because it ruins it for other people

grim sad existence. no life. no job. no friends. no girlfriend.

Me and the Mrs have been watching Love on the Spectrum this week, highly recommend giving it a watch if you lads have Netflix. Mental how funny autists can be.

Lettuce, cucumbers, tomatoes don't belong on burgers. Get that watery shit out of here. It adds nothing of value. If you need your burger watered down maybe cut down on the condiments. Fucking idiot

Stay and fight. America is a state of mind which belongs to the audacious and dogged

what's the point of that supplement then

that fool feeling like james bond LOL

*gouges ww2 timmy's eyes out and beats him to death*

reckon they're devastated mate

This country is dead. Full of subuman brown/black biomass.

Makes your shits fly out of you and makes 90% of them one-wipers

Pretty sure John Cleese is not a rorke schizo nutter

Oh my days
Everyting in Pang Pang's name

do you even have food down there

every single post on here is satire or is ironic
even tim is an actor lol and newfags still for the lolcow meme
like how an irish lad (kev) lolcowed himself on /eire/ and then reposted the same pic of him walking in his kitchen KNOWING it would be made fun of and turned into memelore
its all fake.

i need a gf

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

why do you have a homoerotic fixation on black men raping and murdering people?

Any aryan hyperracists in?

i can understand it
it might not have been out of cowardice
maybe he just thought it's unnecessary to cause a load of people discomfort and misery for the sake of a cheap laugh

I am not being ironic when i say I love italian women

MAD that Tim's whole gimmick was leaked and that this headshot of him and his background as an avant garde artist STILL hasnt penetrated /brit/s zeitgeist

ah yes tim just kayfabed a cancerous growth on his face and acted like a schizophrenic for over a decade for free to an audience of about 50 posters on a niche sub general of a niche imageboard anime website. Get a clue

WELCOME

Henry's Council raised a concern that marrying his daughter into Scotland would risk a later King of Scots becoming King of England.

Henry replied:

'What then? Should anything of the kind happen (and God avert the omen), I foresee that our realm would suffer no harm, since England would not be absorbed by Scotland, but rather Scotland by England, being the noblest head of the entire island, since there is always glory and honour in the less being joined to that which is far the greater, just as Normandy once came under the rule and power of our ancestors the English'

id eat her shit

absolute kino outsider art if true

you're in on it too
fucking kill yourself Tim or whatever your real name is

Scotland is a region of England

Sausage and mash for tea x

he was a right slimeball welsh prick

interesting

need gf

Tim was in one film like 15 years ago. Has it not occurred to you that in that timespan people can become mentally ill? Don't you remember the old tapes on his youtube? The builder harassment? The running out in to the street? The updates in the garden? Hes just mentally ill lad

dem pg tips be throbby and leaky aching for grippydem relief

cor yes get the onion gravy on that

Englishmen of old could be outnumbered 100:1 and wouldn't lose an ounce of identity or dignity. Man up. The world is yours

2025 /brit/ still falling for the fake lolcows

omds

For me, it’s a cheeky crisp butty. Just what I fancied

mash portion seems a bit small. or am i just a glutton?

reminder to all to report the Belgium flags posts

James I said that becoming King of England was akin to 'swapping a stony couch for a deep feather bed'

Anon Babble will be blocked in July, as per the Online Safety Act

106 migrants on dinghies arrived in the UK this morning

mouisey :)

dancing to Madonna's "Like a Prayer"

sexo

katy read that news and just so happened to go tanning that day x

fuck molly russells dad
fuck brianna gheys mum

Ah no, you won’t convince Detective Dipshit!

All just performance art. He’s the modern Andy Kaufman. Vinay the dentist? Actually a massive star in Bollywood who Tim convinced to sign on for the Flat Spracklen House arc. It’s all fiction mate.

but not in canada

breaded ham from a supermarket

what look like cheese and onion mccoys or possibly cheese and chive seabrooks

chorleywood bread

not a fan of the crisp sandwich gimmick at all but this is poor even by those standards
up your game, lad

good

fake lolcow

FSV agent Кeвин хoлoднaя пoгoдa (alias: Kev / cenaboyle) is a /brit/ / /eire/ psyop lolcow glowie

same goes for Tim (another russian asset)

ignore all gimmicks and lolcows itt from now on newfags

Get a clue and get a pass and VPN pronto then. Me personally I'm happy to suggest Private Internet Access as the best choice VPN. Its the ONLY VPN in the world that is proven in court case judgements to not have any information on your activity and are unable to hand over any information to authorities. Which is good if you care about your privacy ;)

kev lookin handsome here phwoar

trying to make a crisp butty fancy

A pointless endeavour, some things are just made for cheap white council bread mate. Crisp butties, fish finger butties, chip butties, etc all need cheap white sliced bread

this image is deep

this pic has convinced me

mad how naive we were

watching the Norfman
first time seeing nicole kidman in anything in a while and she looks fucking bonkers

chebs on her

i.4cdn.org/gif/1743911680979006.mp4

how did the russians interfere in elections again? lots of people posted praise kek or something?

loads of people

looks like a willem dafoe & ian brown hybrid

grow up

watch Vinland Saga instead

Trump
Wants to make graphics cards in the US
Putin
Wants to sell gas to Europe
European leaders
Wants to kill every single person in Europe and replace each with an African and Indian man

qneed gf

I miss dark nights

i look like this

prefer it when trannies look twinky desu
that's just a fit bird with a cock

Ahhh stony bridge

Ah yes cloth wearing men program

Agreed. You have to see the beauty in grotty things

oh look
just your average /brit/ lolcow hanging out with former home secretary priti patel
another coincidence im sure

Could use a cheeky fag but 12 dollars a pack is unreasonable.

UM
M

YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPRACKLEN HOUSE
WONDERFUL
AND NOW
AND NOW
THE FANTASTIC THE BRILLIANT
MEMELORE

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO GRAB YOUR SWIPERS AND TUNE INTO THE BEARS' SHOW (ITV 3)

THE BILKING HAS BEEN UNCOVERED AND IT'S TIME TO PUT THEM ALL OUT OF BUSINESS, PULL ON YOUR SWEATY WHITE VEST TOP AND MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BIO-OIL
APPLETIZER
CLOZAPINE (800mg)

youtube.com/watch?v=ZytwSexOSwk <---- HIT PLAY SCOOCHEY

YOUR KAREN CARPENTER ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR RENTED FLAT. FAINT SCREAMS OF SOME EVIL DENTIST CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR PIANO, FITTED WITH SHEET MUSIC FROM KAREN CARPENTER,PAUL MCCARTNEY AND FATS WALLER AND BELT OUT TUNES FOR 23 MINUTES

AFTER YOUR INTENSE PERFORMANCE YOU CALL OVER THE BEARS USING YELLOW STICKERS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ELITE 2007 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF IN TUNGSTEN SILVER METALLIC PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH ANTI-DENTIST COUNTERMEASURES JUST AS THE LIQUIDATION BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN OVER TWITTER HOW OXFORD HEALTH + DPD + SAINSBURYS WORKERS + = A GIANT CONSPIRACY TO BARRACK AND HARASS YOU

WE'RE PUTTING YOU OUT OF BUSINESS SUNSHINE

HAVEN'T SEEN ANY VISITORS TO THIS HEALTHCARE BUSINESS ACROSS FROM MY RENTED FLAT IN WELL OVER A FORTNIGHT

"VINAY JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH OXFORD HEALTH"

"ASIAN" SO-CALLED "DENTIST" VINAY, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE. IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.

-Timothy James Byrne, 2017

YOU ARE NOW PICTURING TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE NAKED COVERED IN BIO OIL INFILTRATING DENTALIGN ORTHODONTICS, SPRACKLEN HOUSE, DUKES PLACE, MARLOW, BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, SL7 2QH BATTLING 7TH DIMENSIONAL GIGGLING DENTIST STAFF AND CLOSE-PARKING DPD HEAVIES SCREAMING ABOUT MISSING POST

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(go Gauchos)

for the gymbros

tiktok.com/@bigbellalifts?lang=en
instagram.com/bigbellalifts/?hl=en

if you look like that get a haircut and lose weight because you have above sub 5 looks. ditch the glasses too.

fag!

yes.tiff

more of a matter of opinion rather than statement of fact

I want to put a woman’s cunt up my arse

Sir John Major

muscle doesn't suit women

Aryans are a mobile people. That's what we do, we conquer other people and we create legal and political structures and we move on. That is who we are and our destiny is to ultimately do that in space. That is not the destiny of the Jews, and it's something that the Jews fundamentally resent. But yes we are a global people, we think globally, we think in terms of global domination. That's who we are, at least the best of us. This petty nationalism and blood and soil stuff is kind of a low church version of who the European really is. We worry about being villainised. We are the villain, on some level. We are that person who other races fear. Because we're stronger and bolder and ultimately more beautiful and more ruthless.

they're so mindraped that they're communicating through abstract images now

it went to shit and then the writer put a troon in it

does the racebait spamer even get a reaction out of anyone

There's something missing in all this, I can't quite put my nose on it...

EXCELLENT post this

yes you right now
that's enough for him

when are you all going to realise they're bots?

yes it does

I watched both seasons and they were good, second season is slower tho

thinking about that time lynch was sending death rays at russell brand's brain haha

Opinions on worldwide Aryan conquest?

rorke making manoeuvres

got my gay bondage gear on

no
someone pointed out how he little he knows about uk culture which is why he spams james cleverly everyday cos its the first result that pops up on google when you search "black uk politician" lol

Supper on the train

sometimes I wonder why are zoomers on here are maladjusted freaks and then I remember they literally have hundreds to thousands of images like this on their phones and computers

it's a pooner

report it then
1 "person" is 90% of the threads problem
dont reply to me without reporting his posts
good i dont care then

any unexpected purchases this month lads?
me? just had to buy a new tv. old one broke. wasn't even that old ffs

saw none other than peter hitchens in the station earlier
wanted to go and shake his hand but was fearful he would bat me away

that literally looks like my arse mate.
square shaped.
women dont look like squares they are suppose to be curved.

I loved Lynch's work but right here he (along with Brand) was promoting TM which is a CULT and a SCAM

Slop for children

Canslad ended up buying the wine at lunch and not the cans

Oh I'm talking about the manga

peter hitchens

Why did it break

lol the black that helped liz truss as a PM was one of the biggest fuckups in history and the black tanked Halifax stock/their rating
and thats all the examples it has

What? No
But that video is a masterpiece

It has to be coordinated though because im pretty sure there hasnt been a real janny on here for years either. Anyway its offtopic

anime is very mature and sophisticated

yeah it is. and i dont even care lmao, nobody gives a shit

christ-believing brother: alive

satanic-atheist fedora tipper brother: dust.

lmao

Inevitable

antagonist is a welshman pretending to be a viking

Japs are redpilled on the cymru problem

The white race shall not perish from this earth.

We need vigour, manhood and vitalism.

fighting unto the end

TM which is a CULT and a SCAM

bro couldn't get it to work kek

Might have a post prandial wank

Reminder this literally happened our former PM being questioned about her interracial relationship what a country

Can't fuckin wait for the new lads it's gonna be spectacular

This is not a good thing

hitchens was based about iraq desu
(the dead hitchens that is)

HH

plap plap plap plap plap seeeeeex

some of you need to be locked up for the greater good of society

youtube.com/watch?v=f_HDT-w5kms

zased

grim

the new, for you

he just looks a bit mucky 2bh

For you.

reminder to fuck off back to pol, jew boy

tiktok.com/@tcl_uk/video/7408188619715808545
get a TCL

PM of England sucking on BBC lol

then they put a paki in lmao

talmud me prefer