/cum/ - canada usa mexico

He had to convert or something

He always cries about me making OPs

Again it literally has been explained and you can read the explanations right now
The fact that you’re a retard is your own problem and I don’t really care, just want you to know you’re a retard

Why is Kdrama so popular among western women nowadays?

Also all of my personal biases and opinions have also been explained by experts but I also refuse to explain themself myself, just Google them bro and also you're dumb for not believing the same things as me in spite of my inability to demonstrate what I believe to you :^)

Where did this “women are organized and clean” meme come from?
Other women, probably.
Every time Ive been to a girls place they’re always a train wreck unless they cleaned right before (which is easy to notice since it smells like cleaning chemicals and they’ll have a bunch of candles or incense burning)

During the panoramic when we were all locked inside I think the Korean government tried to force their shit culture down our throats (kpoop and parasite)

Korean media became popular when Western media stopped promoting pretty boys like Justin Bieber. They need their effeminant male fix.

Can the guy who benched 300lbs come back? When you count weight do you include the bar?

Chad and Tyrone might not like it but Timmy wins in the end when he’s working 6-8 shifts at the job site and Timmy is banging his wife

I benched 300lb today without being obese where do i apply for this? I feel a little owed
Please bros....

Duh of course not
When you eat a donut do you count the hole?????

Yes of course
It weighs 20kg/45lb why wouldnt i count it?
I mean some people dont but it feels weird and unintuitive to me
The alternative is saying how many of each plate you put on each side but that just seems like you cant do math desu

Of course you count the bar, standard are 45lb so not insignificant

Broscience nonsense
Why would you count the bar

When you eat a donut do you count the hole?????

Okay so if I do two tens it's 65? I can tell people I benched 65?
t. noob

mfw jason will get drafted and sent overseas to die for israel

how much does that weigh?

Oh i only put 50 on

so you can't do simple addition and say 95?

he doesn't know

Im terrone AMA

youtu.be/G5xSLbYMr-I?si=pH9AJRFtIujV0tpX
Yes exactly cutie

they say dont do to others what you wouldnt like done to you but what if i want to be raped by a member of the opposite sex, what happens then?

It would make a man out of him desu

He would
*snickers*
Grow up!
*falls on the floor laughing*

You only want to be raped by a good looking member of the opposite sex
*Mic drop*

why does /ita/ hate you?

Kek!

i want to be raped by my looks match though

They hate all diaspora

Because the bar weighs 45lb
If you lift the bar with no weights, you’re not lifting 0lb
Yep
300 is 127.5 on each bar + 45 for the bar

Damn so I couldn’t even bench the bar?
Why is it so heavy

I don't know why people cry about the iphone costing $1k. They have made the same iteration of phone for like 15 years and you have been paying $400 bucks for it every two years

I'm a conscientious objector. I have a demonstrable long held ideological and moral opposition to war. I'd be legally exempt.

400 buxx for an iPhone

Umm

i was catfished into buying one. As soon as I psy it off I'll be trading it in for a svperior galaxy

You literally cant get a second date unless you have the blue bubble.

Are you a pacifist?

Gotta admit, I'm still smug about triggering whoever this was.

I need to lift again….
Nothing sadder than trying to lift something you used to be able to easily and struggling
Well it’s expected to be under constant stress so they don’t want it to snap

G Dragon

No, I'm a counter-semite and American balkanizationist.

le draft meme

Never going to happen, that would be the end of the country

they've been around $1k for like nearly 5 years now

I was bullied into buying one because I was in a group project and they all had group texts but me

Don't underestimate how spineless most people are
You'd see protests and some riots, but cops and military will be the mindless puppets they are and put it down without question

When the union collapses the majority of the country will be a fourth world shithole and they’ll starve

That's a name I haven't heard in a decade

They barely could do it in the 60s when the country was 85%+ white. The USA does not have the means to do it anymore.

The truth? Only where the populations are substantially brown/black

The population of earth is too high. Need cataclysmic violence and starvation and sterilization to reduce humans to like 500 million White and Asian people.

Flexing wasting money is so fucking weird

my phone cost 1200!! Brokie!!!

Mine too you're not special that's just what they cost
It's just a phone bro everyone has one do you ACTUALLY legit look down on someone who only spent 800 instead??

Everyone would just ignore it and you can't enforce that against widespread dissidence without freezing bank accounts

East asians yes. North asians and central non muzzie type asians are good too.

Yeah all those red states relying on government subsidies will be just fine specially all the farmers with their billions of dollars in losses because they can’t ship their livestock-grade soy and alfalfa to China

Red states have substantial black and brown populations

We want Orientals and Mongols and Nords and Alpines. Nothing else. Ideology doesn't matter.

Crazy to me how the “green bubble” meme is still ravaging the brains of Android owners everywhere
Nobody who owns an iPhone actually ever thinks or talks about androids

You dont spend time around blacks they relentlessly bully over it and just say outdated wrong shit
"I can take the battery out your phone shut up"
You havent been able to do that to a flagship for like 8 years

I'm an android owner and I don't text anyone.

Nebraska is done for
So is Wyoming

The only thing goyphones excel at is their camera but high end Samsungs more than match them

youtube.com/watch?v=mLNoY0K75W8
Posting for the /cum/mers (no one asked i just want the ego boost)
This was the second single rep i did i cant tell if it was more or less shaky than the 1st

i made coffee. now i'm gonna participate in the discussion in my /cum/gen, listen to music and read a book

This could be us but you're playing

Black people pay $800/month for their car while living in termite infested apartments with dead batteries in their smoke detectors
They’re not known for having their priorities straight
And the thing is those blacks are running around with stolen iPhone 10s

Also this barely anyone uses actual phone number texting like its 2004
All some kinda wifi messaging app
I literally only use phone number for my mom and coworkers

Hello
I didn't drink coffee this morning because it fucks with blood pressure so I will have one after I get my tests taken

Idk iPhones just go harder
It truly is PATHETIC doe how absolute dogshit they are at AI stuff and Samsung completely btfo‘s Abble

enjoy your cuppa

book

watcha reading?

N

blacks

ong whenever I see someone still trying to do the iPhone vs Android memes its a nigga (he usually has an iPhone 8)

No spotter very courageous
You are a STRONG man

how long do you niggas go without upgrading your phone?

If you ask a girl for her WhatsApp you will
NOT be fucking her

I

tfw that time of the year where being awake is pure misery

Whenever a woman asks what book I'm reading or movie I'm watching etc, I just know with 95% certainty that my answer will either repulse her or disinterest her immediately
It isn't even bad or smut or anything, but women don't like anything that's niche and not pop culture, it immediately paints me as a weirdo/outsider

I had the same phone from 2018 until last year when it died

it's a book about serbian rulers throughout history that some two journos recently wrote

o

I only buy a new phone when mine breaks (im extremely clumsy drop them a lot)
Usually every 2 or 3 yesrs but ive had this one for almost 4 now
I wouls ive had 4 phones in thr last 12 years

Whenever a woman asks

ayooo look at this normalfag

I go multiple months without upgrading brave

We got it you bought a chink phone

Was reading Herodotus’ Histories and a girl asked me about it then we talked about Greek mythology and Ancient Greece and we went out a couple times after that
But it was college so some of the girls there weren’t dumb hoes

2020 moto g stylus and I just started looking for something new

Honestly just stop looking at the floor or your phone and girls will approach more
And when you do have your phone out, don’t look like you’re hiding what you’re looking at or they’ll think you’re watching porn in public

Gonna have a burg

i'm thinking it's time to goon

G

I used to be one of those fags that upgraded every 2 years on the day my contract renewed but now it's like 5 years. YJK that phone brands have no idea how to advertise a new device anymore when the only selling point now is mediocre AI slop.

Ishowspeed is kind of funny
I mean I’ve never watched a single stream or anything but all I get on my feed are videos of him traveling all around Asia and Asians calling him nigger, making monkey noises, gifting him kfc and stuff and then he gets pretend angry while attracting insane massive crowds
Smart business negro

Really looking forwards to the return of Jesus Christ.

same

Atrocious takes itt

JESUS will return soon

G
E

same here

AAAAH BLACK MONDA-
oh nothing happened nvm

Reached the point where I need to glasses to play video games :/

brotherberg brought me chicken from publix

R

you'll get salmonella if you eat raw chicken

niggas been saying this for 2000 years and have all been disappointed

I can’t compete with 13 year old kids on adderal and NEETs who play the game for 12 hours a day

proof?

so don't. take the cooperative multiplayer and singleplayer pill. humans as opponents do not have your fun in mind

this is why I only play single player games or games like monster hunter

Samsung thoughbeit

womenshealthmag.com/food/a28774666/what-happens-if-you-eat-raw-chicken/

Canada on the mind

I'd you don't buy a goyphone entirely made in chyna you're not american or something

Women's health magazine issues a PSA about eating raw chicken

Kek

ew wtf

Jason WON

Asian women
Black women
White women
Latina women
Desi women
Middle eastern women
Med women

what is playing on your machine right now?

DAMN! THEM STRIPS COULD STILL CROSS THE ROAD!

I don't have a streaming app I just listen to music videos on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=LYvSBoLWyuo

medium rare

lel

no thoughts on SEA, Amerindians, Pacific Islanders, or Australian Aborigines?

youtu.be/TXtXUGxWATw ..

Pam bondi is NOT going to last as attorney general
She is aging so fucking fast in a short time

Sea are latinas, amerindians are latina, the other two idc about but I knew a girl who was Samoan/Mexican and she was so fucking sexy and thick but also insane and would accuse guys of grabbing her tits to get them in trouble

I don't listen to music non-stop because I'm not low IQ. I'm sitting in silence.

Sea are latinas

Asians*
I'm so fucking hungry, I'm just going to stop posting now

Nothing but the clinic is playing some elevator tunes. They really nice

Malays and Viets are latinas

I meant Asian!!!
!!!!

Pepe you could get sued for doing that!

Pepe le froggu

finna goon

literally just gooned

either she is dangerously retarded or has a great sense of humour

the chance of you getting seriously ill from properly handled raw meat is actually quite low

Did everyone die

yeah that makes sense considering it was handled properly. so long as it's cooked afterwards you're fine.

eating certain types of meat raw is inherently dangerous regardless of handling due to the natural presence of certain bacterial strains, such as raw chicken containing salmonella and bear meat containing trichinella.

they all ate raw meat or started gooning

reddit spacing

redditcase

i am going to keep doing it

to upset

faggots

like

you

easiest way to spot a newfag is when they claim someone is "reddit spacing"

This jittery boomer next in line is getting on my nerves

I'm downloading hentai, too busy to shitpost.

came to this thread to let you guys know I'm about to masturbate

Alri

Showered and ate food

reminds me of that one episode of ST:TAS

Disney+: Sister
Netflix: GF‘s Cousin
Prime: 90€/year
Spotify: ex GF (aboriginal)
YouTube premium: Turkish AppStore loophole, 2€/month
Anon Babble Gold: free in return for janitorial duties

$70 for a damn TB test for this job

we live in a society

Is this fk?

not recognizing aboriginal

need to brush up on your lore

DONT YOU WANT ME LIKE I WANT YOU BABY
DONT YOU NEED ME LIKE I NEED YOU NOW

Hellllo good sir

such as raw chicken containing salmonella

I remember you idiots getting into a big argument a while ago when I said I had to wash raw chicken in a chlorine sink at my old job and everybody was like "Ayo dis white boy washing his chicken"

We need to kill 50% of all male trees. I am being raped daily by these arbor abominations and their floating yellow seeds, and I need them eradicated.

idk what you're talking about but black people are known for washing their chicken, not white people.

bleaching chicken with clorox or whatever is a real thing they do in shitty chinese food restaurants. they use scraps and dark meat trimmings, dunk them in bleach for a bit, and then bread them as white meat. it's why the chicken is always so dry and bland.

you can consume bleach in small amounts without it being fatal, but it's bad for your liver long-term.

Ayo dis white boy washing his chicken

Sleep tomorrow but tonight go crazy
All you gotta do is just skeet right in my
Boypu- Boypussy Boypu- Boypussy

you now remember senpai is automatically turned into senpai

used to think the black people washing chicken thing was a meme until I saw some black social media page post it and all the comments were in agreement except a black girl studying to be a doctor who got ratioed with hate comments for disagreeing

youtube.com/watch?v=BEa_r67DqR8

CAUSE IM GOIN
GOIN
I'll be comin home soon

black girl studying to be a doctor

This dude found a unicorn

reddit spacing

redditcase

rEdDiT sPaCiNg!!1!

Jews wash they chicken with soap

it's social media so take it with a grain of salt, she could have been studying anything from pre-med to chiropracty, to kinesiology

me second from the bottom

they wash cut off foreskins with soap before turning it into a delicacy

Only one redditcaser and it's the most cringe post

Looking at old screenshots of Anon Babble in the 2000s make me cringe
Can’t believe we all talked like that

trips of truth

Just ate some Welch’s Fruit Snacks for lunch

no

the chad pollinator vs the virgin domesticated cherry tree

Leave

I'll be fasting today

Thanks for reminding me I was hungry and have food ready

11*(-10)+7

is she stupid or am I

-15 ?

-15?

Negative 15?

Dumb jew

The North American hive mind

The second I handed in my maths final papers I forgot everything I’ve ever learned in school.
I am a brainlet

wait yes it IS me being stupid
thats not 11*(-10)
other anons are right -15
still retarded how does she mean?????

wait so you're admitting to being schizopoo

Being a second grade teacher only requires a third grade education - Norm MacDonald

Burger anons, how does it feel being a goy bitch?

I don’t think about politics

Kelowna sounds like the name of a sassy African American woman, but it's in Canada!

There is literally no need for math irl

iraq is goy too

this works out to a negative number

My bitches Kenosha and Colusa

I SIMPLY LOVE YOU
MORE THAN I LOVE
LIFE ITSELF

AND I GUESS THATS WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES

Good goy

literally me, was watching some game show with the gf and the contestants had to do long division on paper. I realized I can't even remember that anymore

anons ITT cant apply BEDMAS

goy

Sorry buddy but I’m one of God’s chosen

i fucked up and corrected after the rest of them did it all right

we want the biggest most expensive beautiful iphones made in america

Solve parenthesis first

8 + 3 (-5 * 2) + 7

8 + 3 -10 + 7

11 - 10 + 7

1 + 7

8

And before you say that you need to multiply -5 and 2 by 3 to solve the parentheses, you don't

Hey guys. Other threads are shite. Can I hang out here?

25 years ago I watched a sitcom called Shasta McNasty on Euro TV that was about an aspiring late 90s alt rock band. I think that it only got one season but that 13 year old me really liked it. Anyway Shasta sounds like that too.

youre very confident for being wrong

3 (-5 * 2) = -30

bomboclat mon

We welcome all capitalization chads.

All are welcome except jews

So I got new hours at work and...this will take getting used to, but I love it

You did 3-10 instead of 3(-10)

Yuri with Yuri.

UGANDAN BRUCE LEE
WE CALL HIM BRUCE U

You should be converting other ethiopians to Anon Babble posters. Where are all the african international posters??? I know they have phones and computers

Hot

Rate my frogs

Mt Shasta is a beautiful place and named after a native tribe

She doesn't have -15 body count

I am laughing at all of the weebs and all of the manchildren here who will have to pay high prices for their gay videogames and hentai

they're using their computers to run space program simulations

BOOOOOOMBOCLAT RICH MILLIONAIRE

yeah but she's too retarded to make a math problem that solves the way she wants
common woman L

Risi, they named it after a soda

I am jewish. Here's me singing ages ago at an American college
youtu.be/mpxguPNtP4o?si=DOdck-_9n_aqZm2V

Africans are surprisingly chuddy when you get to know them

she does
she needs 15 bodies to be at 0

thank god i love white girls thank god i love america+europe i am a western boy

hey alexa
put on the sex playlist

now playing songs by the weeknd

can u go check out that church where the africans say they got the ark of the covenant

BEDMAS nigga

retarded whore is teaching children basic math skills in America

American aptly demonstrates said failed educational system

like pottery, though many of your American brethren got it correct so you might just be mentally retarded.

The tribe is named after the soda but the mountain is named after the tribe

yes she does. she could fuck an entire frat house and still be a virgin

Destroyer of nations. Enemy of mankind.

OH
i didnt know daft punk produced this
no wonder its so good
youtu.be/34Na4j8AVgA
god i love those froggy bastards

apparently it featured Jake Busey and Vern Troyer! Some cancellations I just can't understand. You know what's a sitcom that I almost want to check out despite hating sitcoms? Holliston, made by and starring that guy who made the Hatchet slasher series and featuring Dee Snyder!

You will never be a Semite

he sounds so zesty

literally who gives le fuck

Did you know about the ongoing PEMDAS/PEDMAS debate

Hi, I'm Troy McClure

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

but.... she can't have negative 15 sexual encounters...

this piece of science is why I give zero shits about sea levels
youtube.com/watch?v=RSeWI6Ar-j0

Made me laugh awatd

I've never liked a single song of his but his cameo with Trinidad James in Uncut Gems was pretty cool

uhh anon don't forget we also have a magick salesman in this general who has a direct perfume deal with Kim Kardashian.

My blood is Germano-Slavic but my soul is Jewish

Enjoy fren

i think it means she's a virgin

i like this song but probably actually turns out i just like it because its a secret daft punk song, i cant name another one of his that i like

so much this how will the cucks here even know if she only had 1 partner? LMAO just accept the natural western man's fate of being a cuck, being a cuck is now normalized in the west, unless you find a 18-19 year old virgin girlfriend

x - 5 6 7

bet you can't solve it

What an ass kisser. Stop pretending to be of my race!

i'm on the orthodox easter fast since last monday. i eat a pescatarian diet basically

Do you guys remember that episode where Peggy goes to a clothing store to find shoes that fit her and befriends a tranny who in turn thinks that Peggy is a tranny?

thanks bud

so she's a liar [assumed, but now confirmed]

Rude

Weeknd is slop

Azealia Banks wants us so bad

I don't do meme diets and I'm 25, 173cm tall 5 foot 8 and weigh 63 kg 138 pounds how about you thank you

I just remembered The Idol with him and Johnny Depp's daughter. Everyone said sth about simulated rape when it came out and then memoryholed it. What was that about?

yeah. the whole exposition of her gigantic feet was pretty funny

Not like I’d ever want to be one of you anyway
It’s not the Mizrahim running the world, it’s the Ashkenazim and Sephardim

*(-10)+7
-117?

why do women lie through their teeth when it comes to their sexual partners? Girl no one's going to believe you only fucked one guy and no one's going to believe that you've fucked the entire planet either, just say 2-3 guys and there you have it! What's the difficulty in that? THANK YOU!!!

another episode that would not be made today

I still listen to World Class Sinner at the gym

Sounds like she wants that dolph lundgren dude

The foot fetish episode is more relevant than ever though
Expect it would be getting posted on OnlyFans

i'm a woman who's only fucked 2-3 guys

Doja Cat exclusively dates white Anons

sounds like some retard jewish trick like Common Core where 2+2 = 9 etc.

It's very simple. If she tells you she is a virgin then go ahead and fuck her. If she bleeds, then she is your wife to be. If she doesn't, make sure to cum deep in her pussy and dump her. Rinse, lather, repeat like with anything. Thank you

im a man who's had coitus with thousands of sexican bummies

then memoryholed it

because his tv show was so bad nobody actually watched it and everyone just forget about it. The whole series was just him living out some fetishes.

Girls who are virgins don’t like it when you’re not a virgin

Do that bummy squirt tabasco sauce

yeah that couldprobably still be made, but I think there would still be some seethe that they didn't think sexwork was heckin' valid!

Well M and D have equal priority so it doesn’t greatly matter what the order is, the outcome is always the same with both

She's legitimately crazy
And I don't mean regular black woman crazy, Im pretty sure she's done rituals that involve killing animals and shit

no but sexican semen tastes like tacos

How is she going to tell?

The episode was actually very pro-tranny from my memory

if an equation is designed to solve nicely by hand with division first or multiplication first

i am a virgin though of course

mulatta growing up in a BMWF household where the dad abandons them and she in turn becomes resentful of black males

MANY such cases

If you have sex with a virgin she will expect a ring

if an equation is designed to solve nicely by hand with division first or multiplication first

i would only have sex with someone i love

good. women shouldn't sleep around, neither should men

i would only have sex with someone i love

in this day and age that makes you an incel to the gay society and all its gayness thank you

i would only have sex with someone who id have sex with again

A girl once told me she loved me after two dates so I stopped talking to her

Still feel kinda bad

he wasn't actually tranny he was just a drag queen homosexual. The show DID make a lot of tranny jokes over the years thoughbeit

Can’t you tell the difference between the ones made by God and the ones jerry-rigged out of a toe and some old skin?

Groce

but tiktok and instagram told me all the cool kids dig hook-up culture

umm sorry I won't have sex with you anon, my parents dated 5 years before they even kissed

this kind of relationship isn't that great btw

nothing wrong with good old fashioned principled living. they will call you many nasty things, i will call you a fren

be a good girl and make the new

Use this for the new

after two dates

God i despise normies so goddamn much
What gives them right to post here

Watched a clip to make sure but an old lady says something about him being just as much of a woman as Peggy

How is it going, Spinny?

I used to post here as a child
Why would I stop just because I’m not a loser anymore