/brit/

Don't actually know how bad it is but about last year I flushed a bunch of kitchen roll and then soon after the building plumbing was backed up to the point of the downstairs flat almost flooding.

you just know he's still lurking here

youtube.com/watch?v=9wPASnQm7gk

shut It you tart.

read about yang sanpaku eyes

its not your house that will see the problem duskyboy

and ladies love my clean scented bottom

you get with ladies who taste man bum :/

worked out how to get perpetual motion earlier but couldn't be arsed to do anything with it

when doing LSD be sure to do it in an open environment, where there is loads of noises and no safe space if you're having a bad trip

as a 34 year old zoomer

work hard in my late 20s because I want to turn my life around

get a good job

after a few years get severe mental elves to the point where I struggle to leave the house

had to leave my job

moved back in with my parents

currently waiting to see if I can claim pip

some of us were just never supposed to make it

not my problem then is it

only ns are that dumb to fall for marketing

ANGLO

Norman*, the same people who brokebuck the Anglo-Saxons lol

typical of the way this country's going
can't really complain cos i'm the same

severe mental health like what

some of have to work for a living
it not right

'xiety

made an oopsie at toil
this will hang over me till my grave

i lost my job and WAS going to move back with parents, but i felt like it would be such a heavy L i couldn't go through with it

tips for a good trip from a top shagger: maximize your chances to interact with children

Trump is right we've treated the USA awfully over the years. They were a vunerable young country and we've taken advantage of them

what happened

some of us work while others laugh and play doing drugs in a childrens park
life just isnt fair

severe mental elves to the point where I struggle to leave the house

i've got the same thing
used to be out and about all the time
now i need to psyche myself up just to take the bins out

got the wrong documents from the germans but went ahead anyway

shit yersel did you?

getting blacked

done so much gaming my left hand just instinctively keeps going to the WASD gamer keyboard position

'top is slow as anything, think it might be on its last legs

the germans fucked up

NEVER GIVE UP

done so much wanking my left hand just instinctively keeps going to the WANK coomer keyboard position

done so much gaming I instinctively murder prostitutes after sex to get my money back

they did they were being slow and useless but ultimately it was my work and now i must live with the shame

sometimes when i open a new tab at toil my muscle memory will kick in and i'll do ctrl+t followed by chatur because realising that i'm doing

wanking to emma watson AI blacked

used to be out and about all the time

now i need to psyche myself up just to take the bins out

why

u ever dropped a tab and gone down the slide in the park its WELL mental mate

our honor looking summery

i'm still laughing hahaha some of the larps these people come up with. it's like they watch a movie and think real life is like that.

there isn't a single uk weather woman I would not shag

corrr

toon
youtube.com/watch?v=PstrAfoMKlc

SCREAMING

good question
i've become insanely self conscious the last 10-ish years
possibly from too much social isolation
i really should address it but it's so much easier to sit in my flat staring at screens

now she's more like FATTER lmao

I'd like to get Honor Criswick if you know what i mean

Mate at my old toil prison was telling us that female condoms exist, we told him to prove it, so he opened up the browser on the toil PC and searched "femdom"

Any toil is only as good as the people you toil with as they say

she's lovely ain't she?

Trained myself to hide away in the smelly bedroom because mum was such a shitshow now i live on my own but still hide away and LDAR

gonna be laughing about this one for a while
what a colossal retard lmfao

r flo

LDAR

leak detection and repair?

let me see you stripped

dey puttin dem luh airmasses on

nobody goes outside or has ever done anything more interesting than what I do, which is spend all day wanking off to japanese cartoons

I would love to be honor

lay down and rot

oh you're back from the ""park""?
the act could have been believable if you were like an 16 to 19 year old mate, not a 20 something year old and most certainly not as a 34 year old.

Got a 9 inch cock if I measure along the bottom side

Don't let women find out about this lifehack lads

the sad thing is i used to know people like this

FUCK mondays breh

All the fun and interesting people at my toil left last year.

oh my god are you still here?
seriously go outside

what shall i scran de lads

cba to cook

it pie night

Great Britain? More like Dire Shittain

Nah, am posting from the balcony in the sun in the home I own.

Probably see you later on though when I pop round the council house you live in with your mum cause she wants to give me a blowie for a bit of crack

just came back from the park. saw a homeless man huddled inside the playground equipment tweaking out of his mind with beer cans scattered around.
when i poked him he mumbled something about being 34 years old but he looked 50+.
grim.

Right Wing Runtism is the ideology of the 21st century.

This is him, he types like him.
Now he owns a home as a 20 year old at uni(or was it 34).

Debating whether to cook this bit of salmon that's a little bit out of date

Week 6, Day 1 of new toil

used elevator for first time

whilst inside I did the Severance innie-outie cumface

doors opened too quickly and some girl on my floor thought I was having a stroke for a split second

can't stop having autism moments

on the stella

Sometimes it can’t be helped

Probably see you later on though when I pop round the council house you live in with your mum cause she wants to give me a blowie for a bit of crack

Yeah this is definitely how a 34 year old mature individual talks

is it slimy?

Not really racist but just thinking about how most african countries cannot seem to pull themselves out of grim poverty. Like australia was prison island with no water and theyve done alright. Iceland is a big iceberg and theyve also done ok. What is actually stopping somewhere like somalia from not being hell on earth.

quite enjoy the reddit meme of comparing reality to a video game

all this immersion and worldbuilding and multiplayer capacity but no save game or quest markers??

lol life do be like that

70 IQ

Just don't undercook it, you'll live.

remember space hoppers? just saw one using the communal stairs in my block of flats as a balcony. freakcel was tapping away on his phone and he didn't even have the typing sounds muted.

cronem heading out for his gherkin shift

why are you so weak
you aren't women

might subjugate a welshman

the platform at the top of the jungle gym isnt your balcony mate.

some girl on my floor

get her shagged

wanking off a fine negro gentleman

Stop using this as a social media platform you worthless cunt.

does she know i can see her fanny

I did see a pussy clarc

It is me, but I don't know who "him" is.

keep going mate this is gold

where baton?

What's her name and phone number?

completely shaved clean

really don't like this. very unnatural

lunch was spent listening to the Latvian with the massive chebs complaining about her husband

followed by her asking if I have a gf

I just want to go to the fucking toil and watch my funny videos, lads

sipping wine with my italian gf

any of you lads reckon youd shag your mum if she was down for it?

i thought you were doing drugs and drinking beer at the park with your friends at 6pm on a workday as a 34 year old man.

back on the smelly hand-rolled cigs
bit bad innit
got a vape an all it just doesn't hit the spot like burning tobacco

My toil lunch was spent with everyone around the table talking about how much they hate Drumpf

I happily joined in

alri allied commander at operation market garden 1944

Nearly shagged a lass a lot like this once, only she had a really flappy nasty fanny. It was actually pretty hot in its own way how she was dead fit but had this really fucked up minge

Anyway couldn't get it up cause I'd had too much to drink and I'm always nervous first time with somebody new, is what it is lads innit

wish they finished this chune could have been hot fire
youtube.com/watch?v=fWcH84kPAxw

crazy how when she sees herself she notices how she looks like a baby or a man or that and not how beautiful she is

playing flappy bird with your mums fanny

why would you drop acid in a park if you owned a home?
just do it in your garden or balcony if you wanted the sun.
people only do drugs in a park if they have no safe place to do it (I.E. teenagers)

the more you poke holes in this lads larp the more you laugh.

you're a crack dealer now too?

Nah I said "not on a monday like" remember? Lockdown really stunted you kids intellectually after all didn't it. I'm not even that retarded after all the drugs I done, and that's saying something.

what?

We did talk about Trump
Mostly based around how retarded Americans are for voting for him again

cor sandra bullocks had some work done

back from my office job toil

smell like a fucking pig

gf returns from her toil

smells like perfume

why are women so superior to men lads?

maybe its nice to be outside while tripping?

hands free wank you fool

So you went to the park for 5 minutes with your friends and then you all decided to go home and now you're sat on a balcony pretending to own a home.

Right.

mental how peng smooth hairless bollocks are when a girl is presenting her arse to you

You lot

Funny

vocaroo.com/1b8Jf4fVT60l

well she clocked off early to get shagged up against the wall by her coworker so shes sprayed some perfume on so you dont smell next mans semen innit

Sometimes you just want a change of scenery. Why do people go to Spain just to drink the same Stella they can at home? Same difference bruv

Nicest place I dropped acid was Snowdonia, good laugh is Wales. Did a bit of mountain biking too.

shes only using the perfume to mask the smell of jamals sweat on her skin and his jungle cum leaking from her stretched holes

what
bollocks are never peng
think you might be a bender with all due disrespect

masking that tooka smell x

need a latina gf

feminine cocks and balls are peng

batty boy

Watching "The Dangers in My Heart" on Netflix. Absolute class anime romantic comedy lads, don't miss it.

why are NEETs so obsessed with cuck porn?
Toiler chads have no appetite for such nonsense of course

Right so you as a 34 year old man gathered all your friends to see each other in a park for 5 minutes at 5:30pm in the afternoon. That is just fucking brilliant mate.

feminine cock and balls

just ignore it

they hate to see you have a cup of tea with 3 choccy digestives

why are women so superior to men lads?

theyve got boobies and fannies and that. nuff said

she'll conveniently have a headache when timmy asking for sum x

i think women sneak off to the ladies every now and then and wipe their pits and fanny down with wet wipes that they keep in their handbag and spray themselves with perfume
think i might've seen a lass do it on sex and the city

Not even neets, just zoomers. Entire generation is obsessed with degradation and self humiliation

only 3? treat yourself lad

took the bait award

have no chicken and not giving the tesco jew any more of my shekels but want a curry

how do you reckon feta would taste as a substitute?

On the climbing frame with the lads

don't think tea and chocolate should mix
a plain biccie will do

pint dogstein what you doing lool

In other news, lads, Canslad bought new trousers. A waist size up. We're all fat fucks now, waheeey

I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts. I want to know her brand.

just spent 750 dollars to buy this indian scalp. too much?

Sir Arse Rimmer

timmy coping with all kinds of theories while sum yute administered a vex quicktap LOL

just rang all my mates to meet them at the park so we can walk around the play area for 5 minutes then fuck off home.

i'm 34 btw

2016mong forgetting about all the grim sissy AGP boomers and gen Xers

wonder how my neighbours would feel about me, a middle aged man, having multiple pretty 20-something women living with me as my sexy "polycule" harem type situation
maybe 4-5 of them

soydog

overcast monday. unemployed. gonna get the lana del rey on and do some lift sortage. adios

youre fucked
Sioux ghosts will haunt you and your descendants for the rest if history

What the fuck was the funny image a few nights ago of some sperg spamming some lad in text
something like
How are you? May I know?

too salty and the texture would be terrible

blud look like he never had a negative thought in he life

Cloaca's are like an all in one hole right? So like a bird shits out of what it uses as a pussy hole?

blue monday
HOW DOES IT FEEL

got the fear of heights while building a scaffolding
i was 12 years old ffs

not a single "polycule" exists containing a single attractive woman let alone multiple
they're all beta orbiters around one or more 6/10s at best

yardie yutes talm bout who gon tap what

Learn how to use Google

Could be a young woman thing because mumsy came back from work and she smells of BO/sweat

Ancient image

i got it when i was walking on the glass floor on the top of the CN tower and i fell over

Got up at 16:00 pm gone and I'm already tired.

i don't the sioux were ever scalped were they?
it was the apache and commanche and maybe navajo who were absolute bastards and got themselves basically in a war with the euro settlers and the us army because of all the massacres they did in little farmsteads

Trump is enforcing MAGA Communism and you're blackpilling?

lil bro whimsical

only tribe i could name of my head mate
dont even think the chap in my pic is a sioux desu x

nobody cares

glass floor

fell over

ah, AHHHHH

probably because you do nothing productive all day apart from the occasional Aldi shift

got my knobule out but its too hot to do a wank in my flat
need to wait for sunbergs shinetoil to stop

Travis, another band you just don't hear anymore

Edward

*enters thread in jorts*

Okay one (1) more listen to Enjoy the Silence and then I will be sorting out my shit life

Just got a denim skirt delivered today that I thought were jeans ffs
Still they fit alright

Genuinely loathe seeing non whites
They're so ugly

Seen a black person working at Maccies

Not on.

for me it's policy of truth

literally 75% of brit posts could be chatgpt queries and you wouldnt bore us all to death

Reckon 90% of my daily energy is dedicated to trying not to harm or kill myself

How's it evening x

I think the Iroquois were the really barbaric ones, and their historic heartland was in the Northeastern where they were rubbing shoulders with the first European colonists

got the frasier on

:(

sexy petrol

depeche mode is just an incredibly cool band name
joy division also

based and statistician minded

*in the Northeastern states

they were based and close allies against the yanks

cor Niles told a playful quip about his wife has he? Wat's he like haha

Honor

FOY

breaking the globalist order from my rancid smelly childhood bedroom incel lair

Yes, I was speaking from the American perspective as they were the bulk of the huwhite men

Right wingers who complain about immigration but use delivery apps staffed by jeets are the biggest runts around

This will sell our product

I want to sail the seven seas and go on an adventure

so hows your day been

Honor Criswick 1-0 Honour May

Can't stop nutting to whiteboy beatdowns, how the fuck do I get a job in this climate?

Honour May

seen her finger big john from faketaxi's arse until he spaffed

That's the summer clobber sorted

*PARP*

join the royal fleet auxiliary or a cargo shipping company. or the actual navy if you want.

Latvian toil Sadhbh has nice chebs and I spent most of lunch staring at them instead of her face while talking
Got some new trousers
Planning on not killing myself, lad

You?

she thinks she's a posh horse girl lol

i'll take your word for it
i thought it was just the south western ones who acted like bloodthirsty savages
like the closer you get to mexico the worse they get, until you end up with the psycho aztecs doing mass human sacrifices
i thought all the rest were chilled out hippy type natives

hope that's a joke because that's really grim

shut up this is getting boring

oh my days

any advice for not dressing like a 4 year old in the summer

Why are you angry? Can I know?

grim that this is zoomer fashion

Not sure desu, I know the Eastern ones were pushes westwards and onto the Great Plains, so between the American Revolution and the age of the Pony Express the better part of a century had elapsed

Look at the sizes.

ask your local drug takers and shaggers hanging out at the playground

104% tariffs on China

UNLIMITED
POWER

either shag her or don't, stop going on about her

Mosfilm-core for me

Why is John anonymous on that site though? He's been doing porn for years and never had his face blurred

But that doesn't explain why you're angry.

right wingers will never be elected again lmaoo

bane?

zoomers malding because they'll never have anything

Aye

elected?

mental how spaki's basically been on a constant melty since trump won the election

hitler was elected

linen trousers
linen shirt
birkenstocks

I dress like a giant toddler

Just get the Amazon essentials shorts, lads

it’s the same bitter incel who spiralled in to a meltdown whenever I mentioned my woes with the ex gf
he’s a nasty, jealous, hateful little man

but that's his dad

not a joke mate, i bust my balls with a dildo while watching beatdowns. this is my darkest secret

Age is just a number!

how can trump be a artful deal maker when he only has 1 thing in his arsenal

Are Homeland the successor to the BNP?

everyone’s talking about nuclear arsenals
what about nuclear spurs or chelseas

no he wasn't haha

once

lefty education

the prison yard worker fit as it were

yeah the ones in the way of the colonists expanding through their territory had the best reason to hate the europeans and might have just got more and more pissed off
the south western ones just had raiding and murder already part of their culture
it's very interesting stuff
must've been like meeting aliens at the time
they were in awe of the line infantry that just kept in formation and kept marching forward as they took damage

only missiles i care about are veiny made of meat and attached to primal mandingos and capable of doing mass womb destruction personally

um thinking based
youtube.com/watch?v=VNpQQWKDkAw

They're literally a Hope Not Hate operation
Their leader has been exposed as giving members' information to them

kys

your job just got a whole lot more UNSTABLE and INSECURE nggA

are you thick

BREAKING : The Prime Minister has announced that he intends to kill all black people

schizo headcase the thread doesn't revolve around you freak

Imagine how comfy Britain would be without foreign pooskins

No Fear Kier

leftypol breaking down in tears

future sounds of condom: *silence* because I only sire sons with chums

wait really?

Pumba

youtube.com/shorts/lbnXS0wnKd0

Sir poo barmer

thanks for proving me right

now read the second to top line and how many seats the nsdap won

Sir Triple K Mafia

leftypol splitting the vote over trivial stuff as per usual lel

Kier Niger Harmer Starmer

LOL

The Nazi Party (NSDAP) saw a large increase in votes and seats compared to the November 1932 election and gained a Reichstag majority together with its coalition partner, the German National People's Party (DNVP).

EARLY EDISH GET THE FUCK IN HERE LADS

*nukes Megatroon from tenpenny tower*

POST-310 NEW

Hitler ran for the presidency in 1932 and was defeated by the incumbent Paul von Hindenburg, but achieved a strong showing of second place in both rounds. In July 1932, the Nazis became the largest party in the Reichstag, albeit short of an absolute majority. Traditionally, the leader of the party who held the most seats in the Reichstag was appointed Chancellor. However, President von Hindenburg was hesitant to appoint Hitler. Following several backroom negotiations – which included industrialists, Hindenburg's son Oskar, former chancellor Franz von Papen, and Hitler – Hindenburg acquiesced and on 30 January 1933, he formally appointed Hitler as Germany's new chancellor. Although he was chancellor, Hitler was not yet an absolute dictator.

are you thick?

Janny really not going to like this

some of those were early

janois, see to it.

being elected democratically isn't limited to 'Absolute majority' . not here today or there back then. now fuck off with you pedantic cunt

trvthnvke. rorke's been done again. leftypol wins!!

i wanna use the female indogs thread cause I’m a simp

*runs in a circle holding my head with both hands trying to decide which thread to post in*

ohhhh its sunday so ill be hecking mental and make loads of news

Rub their bald little cunts

fuck are you talking about. being elected required passing a threshold and he didn't get there. it's well known he used intimidation and coercion to get the conservatives to make him cancellor. we was not elected democratically

janny didn't like that, not one bit