/brit/

lasagne 'dish

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do iceland sell any normal food?

yh

big prawn ring

do people there really go all the way to Iceland to buy groceries?

is the fit trans girl who sat across from me on the train to falmouth today here? x

You guys laugh at literally everything slightly unfortunate that happens to me if I said I dropped my toast on the floor you'd be posting about it for weeks

might become a heroin addict

what a fucking tragedy you are

it's because you're widely disliked here due to your awful personality and desperate need for attention
hope that helps

unfortunate that happens to me

rorke will pretend he wouldn't shag this gorgeous transwoman fucking rotten x

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which one we in then this one yeah?

name?

Amanda Holden, 54, flaunts her incredible figure in a chic patterned bikini and matching sarong as she soaks up the sun in Dubai

it's been a boring fucking weekend
done nothing today, will do nothing tomorrow

I love milfs so fucking much bros
Shagged a married one once and been obsessed ever since

love that
love snoozing
love napping
every weekend is great

Put it away love

Was on the phone to my sister earlier and she asked me if I had autism because I kept asking my mum what the cat's doing and the cat in question died in 2023.

dubai

some sheikh having his way with some milf juice isn't he

listening to brave little abacus and crying

Playing Yakuza

BLACK HOLE SUN

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germbro have you ever visited the uk? I swear british milfs like german lads

honoured about what

nigga are you for real

EW getting crushed to death by bottles of water

Yes.

so much to unpack lol Sponsored by a web browser we’ve never once seen her use but that she JANUINELY yeezes all the tyoime? Basst Frand Baloney as her lockscreen? Putting NINE YEAR OLD face cream on her face? Her iMac has mysteriously disappeared, I wonder what happened to it?

Also crying about a decision she’s made. What could be this momentous?

edit: she’s worried about her speech on Monday, I’d be more worried about such a sudden onset of a proliferation of freckles

doing a sex wee after rubbing my knob for half an hour

Playing Yakuza

might start buying books
i pirate music, films, games. i have to buy/support something and id like my own little bookshelf xx

Like a decade ago

British roses love German guys

Brb visiting again kek

get a life mate

need a gymnast girl to do moves on my cock

its english roses
english
no such thing as a british rose

annas archive

bendy girl with bum

get a life mate

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this is the slag who rizzed up baby gronk

I'm the same. the effort that goes into writing a book is the same or more than acting in, or directing, a film, so I don't mind spending a tenner or less on a book. something nice about holding a book as well vs my kindle, but I do buy digitally if the books are out of print or difficult to get

bed for me. wish me a good night x

come to the next /brit/ meetup lad

employed guy away out for his shift at aldi

When's that?
I feel like Scottish milfs would be hotter than English ones tho

need a hobby
any suggestions?

Beginning to think there may be a female nonce epidemic and no one is doing anything about it

all yall look alike

need an affectionate ex-gymnast gf to chuck around

musical instrument
chess
latin
coding
church
swimming
reading
drawing

something productive

dated an ex gymnast for a bit. she could still do the splits. defo makes sex better, all the extra angles and that.

*starts screaming*

don't forget to like and subscribe

not sure if my 'god is dead' nietzsche top would offend dadberg

wish i spent more time with my dad learning his mechanic skills

you're full of shit mate

Wish that pen was my cock!

Wear it and find out

why dont you participate in occult orders or secret societies

my cock is as thin as that pen - but half the length

met my bf on roblox

just rizzed up my livvy baby gronk style fr no cap was mid no cap fr

flummoxed rorke sex arse

you're full of shit mate

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watching cuckporn kino

um

reckon they should have schools where teaching is done in two languages (e.g. english and french)
that way every child grows up being bilingual

grow up

blacktowhite, is it?

What happened to the /brit/ I once loved?

wifey.com?

Where is the horse and the rider?

I fucked it sorry mate really

harold shipman sex arse

Boys. Put on channel 22

need zoomers to fuck off and leave this relic of a website to us lot

We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven

/brit/ went to shit after Anon Babbleics

arsehole needs punishment, sick of this "shit maker" existing attached to my body

incel racebait spam thread now i'm afraid lad. all the shaggers left, i'm the last one.

took five centuries to get us out of the christcuck dark ages and now we're letting islam take us back

got the cum eating cuckolds on

you get what you fucking deserve

linking chinese spyware

does it actually feel good when it goes in the throat? i heard from people who did this that it's wayyy to tight

love porn when there's a hot twink fucking x

It fucking looms.

:O

just got done with Trans Poolgirl Rails The Fuck Out of Big Tittied Slut - GenderXFilms myself

HRH The Princess Royal's musky tuppence

it went woke! haha

but no, really it's the schizos
they've fucked it so hard that the banter has changed to people ironically pretending to be like them or just slating them because everyone is so sick of them that that's what's on their minds
so you've got schizos and then everyone else joking about the schizos which overall makes the thread just a schizo general
a temporary move to Anon Babble could fix it

first day of the week the 'morra

ok

every time I've been out with the lads over the last two years I've made some comment about the muslims
usually something like "I hate these fucking muslim cunts, I wish they'd kill each other or just fuck off" and the lads typically respond with something like "haha yeah" and change the subject

musical instrument

good shout, but at the same time i dont really see the point when i know im never gonna be as good as music i like listening to

chess

meh

latin

meh

coding

meh

church

no

swimming

already go running

reading

could start tbf

drawing

same as musical instrument but i could see this, more absent-minded doodling than trying to be an artist or whatever

grotesque sentence

i'm in bed. it's a very comfy bed. lubbery jubberly.

It's overrated if you got the phimo

going for a run in the morning

im never gonna be as good as music i like listening to

you play the music you listen to
learn the songs you like on a guitar or piano
very fun

only for us traditionalists, old bean

crazy how many tv shows from just the early 2000s couldn't be made today

how do you find good running routes
getting bored of running near my house

did I ask

i dont really see the point when i know im never gonna be as good as music i like listening to

you're a moron

invasive parasitic biomass plague

Getting really tired of /brit/

Think I might migrate to some other general

If you have 12.5 hours you can walk 60k steps

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i tried some of the other generals but they hate it when you speak english

noseberg bleeding whenever i use either nostril now due to ketstein
not drinking any more ketwater because it's just not the same
not sure what to do now. might have to buy needles and starts meself on the injections
not boofing it, was not fun last time

we just don't have the technology any more
same with moon landings and concordes etc

no but i told you anyway, i inforaped you

how
im 32, it's true

Would you lads shag Xavier Musk?

they're full, fuck off

haha yeah mate top stuff

looks a lot like my roblox gf

i wouldn't shag any tranny even if their looks are womanly and pretty because their dick would absolutely revolt me in the act

you're a fucking moron m8 might as well kill yourself

till it fell off x

ANOTHER Mission Impossible film coming out next month

jesus christ why won't it fuck off

we wuz monks

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I don't read books because I always think about how I would change/improve a sentence after finishing it. Takes me forever to read anything as a result. I prefer films, etc. because there's a lot more going on and it's 'real time' so I can't be as picky. Feels more natual, human.

I've translated some of the other generals and they aren't as retarded as /brit/ but generally it's the same pointless chatter, few schizos, repetitive "jokes", coomers/spammers, and the occasional faggotblogging.

The Israel one is the most bizarre, these people don't seem even seem human.

run wanker loves his runs

Same reason we're going to get shit Statham films until he's 75 and in a wheelchair
Sequel Slop Sells

how crazy would it be to die in this shape

that says final and its just his face so I reckon thats it now

The final

this will be the last apparently

For me it's reading 2 pages and then thinking I'm as good as this guy and then writing 1 sentence and quitting and feeling proud of it.

You guys are adorable.

seething saxon

finally bought a good 3.5 to usb adapter, all the previous ones were absolute cheap dogshit, kept breaking or wobbling in the usb slot losing contact. a miser pays twice I guess.

Me if I was fucking delusional

back from the pub. alri

rorke grabbing his thesaurus midway through the first page of green eggs and ham

Sam Vimes Boot Theory

this but with ai chat vs actual porn

Feeling... substandard after the 5 hour chat fap. Not making a habit of that. Amazing how much better things can be when you don't do the pleasurable things that make you feel bad for long stretches of time afterward. Someone should capitalize on this wisdom.

We won, get over it lol

your three largest cities are minority english, what a win for you

you're next

want to pull down Gen Z boss and a mini's tights and feast on her meaty aussy puss and arsehole before shagging her rotten and squirting hot streams of cum inside her wet twat

Sent that frea- hey wait a minute that's me! Ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

bed toil looms

i want to see all four of them on facialabuse

thinking about the time my mum and me were overhearing people chatting about their lives and they were the same age as me but were obviously a lot more mature than I was
could tell she was wondering why I wasn't the same as them and felt sad about it

isn't it mad to think you've got the innate potential to write a great novel but you just choose not to? like it's just words strung together init. your fingers could type it on in a way where it'd be great but your mind can't comprehend how to do so.

ktimmy

corrr

fake tan hands and a hoop

remembering a cringe memory and instantly making a finger gun gesture and emoting that I'm shooting myself in the head

everyone reaches different points in their journey at different times

same. I'm just a big child really and my mother doesn't really notice it until she sees these men with families and responsibilites who are the same age as me. I look much younger too.

is she fit?

Can’t get weightberg to shift
Gonna be a flabby bastard till my end of days

reclaim EVROPA

We killed Ireland's 'culture' a quarter-of-a-millennium ago though, that's the real win lol

ktimothy

clenching my fist over a hot hob and rehearsing confrontational situations in front of a mirror

don't worry you might lose weight during a serious, maybe fatal, illness

ktim!

kahteem sterling

um

might pre-order the switch 2 this week
got 500 on an account sitting idle

this used to be me until i fixed my life. now i have a gf, mates, and my own place.

No you don't
be quiet

although im a big fan of this gimmick and enjoy partaking myself, i must stres that it is indeed true

um sex

He's fucking begging for it with those pink knickers

even if she was gen z minimum wage worker she'd be out your league

my mum died which totally destroyed me but the good thing is that i do no longer feel any of that embarrassment and shame over how she feels about my shortcomings

the result of 31 years of existence? a grimy ex council flat, a bit of cash every month, and a deep love of alcohol, specifically beer
thanks mum, thanks dad, this is just great

Yes I believe men who wear women's clothing are indeed seeking male attention

virg?

lift up the receiver ill make you a believer

no, I've had sex with 9 women
maybe a couple of thousand shags in total

god you people are genuinely hopeless soulless fucking oxygen thieves aren't you

what more do you want?

maybe a couple of thousand shags in total

FONT

A fucking Labour MP got arrested for being a paedo and no one mentioned anything here??

mates? a loving gf? a decent gaff where I'm not surrounded by curry munchers?
not saying it's bad, it's just underwhelming

nah I saw someone bring it up but I laughed because he used the word noncery

nothing to smile about in my life

you can actually say all kinds of dirty things to kids and it's fine because they don't follow it. it's like when i was a kid trying to watch frasier its like they were speaking chinese

and spreading negativity helps how exactly? best keep quiet about your pathetic life and not bother rest of us x

la sir thou art a nonce

nothing to cry about in my life

can also do ... things ...

everything to smile about in my life

well only one person can sort that out for you

um

The live-action version of Tangled has reportedly been put on pause after Snow White bombed at the box office.

Disney is believed to be reassessing the potential of other live-action movies in the wake of Snow White’s poor performance at the box office.

The film, starring Rachel Zegler as the titular princess and Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen, failed to replicate the magic of the 1937 original, grossing just $69 million (£53 million) domestically and $145 million (£111 million) worldwide.

This is against a production budget of $270 million (£203 million), leaving Disney significantly in the red.

parents know this because they cant get away from their kids but still have to talk about things like what theyre going to do to each other after they put the kids to bed

a frown would be nice

who? don't say starmer, he loves the curry munchers

REACH OUT
TOUCH FAITH

it not right, rapelad

just seen a bird shit out a blokes bollocks

sofa weber. big fan of her and other little russian whores like princess lili, baby doll. sasha paige, tea mint, layla toy, dakota doll.

No witnesses this time round :)

they say "baby out with the bathwater"
no
my baby was stuck in her bathtub
gulped and gulped she did
volvo ...
cleaned

Fucking hell rapelad leaving no stone unturned with the DEI

ah great rapelad and volvononce
brilliant link up
aff tae bed x

Bad guy in this game is a fucking idiot

might go bed lol

oh yeah? who else lad?
*furiously jotting down names*

my cock is the smallest in the world

don't rape
love instead

bad breath me
need teethbergs sorted

There's something peculiar about wanking to a dead pornstar
Usually when wanking one fantasises about having sex with the woman, but if they're deceased then you know you can't do that
So you're basically wanking to a ghost, a woman whose lifeless corpse is buried and rotting, and whose simulacrum exists only in a digital video from when they were still alive

my cock is the smallest in the world

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want me to punch them out for you? you literally rotten cunt

lel

heard a pornstar died recently and immediately had a wank to one of her vids
don't even remember which one it was, dickberg just took charge

the shadow of your gay porn smile

A year ago today, Chappell Roan released “Good Luck, Babe!”

mad what happened to emily willis

couldn't give a flying fuck

industry plant - much like sabrina carpenter!

always showing off her arse this one

decent arse on her tbf

Took me an hour to travel from the distribution centre near mountain know city to mama's lab in Death Stranding

i would eat her poo just to get a sniff of her arse

kill yourself

weird name that

girl
i want
to poo on you, in the daytime
all day, and all of the night

meanwhile at the SGC

"Incoming anuthorised incoming wormhole...it's from Rorke's IDC, sir

"Keep the Iris closed"

*miniscule, tiny thud*

I don't get it

keir starmer anti-rorke sentiments

nothing better after you get to a hotel than trying out the rorke chair by the bed

cold out

Bloody hate being hypermobile

ngl the cuck chairs are always really comfy

so the new.. where is it?

rorke at the door not sure if he should knock or ring the bell, he's too scared to do either anyway

same i dislocate my shoulders getting out of bed sometimes

its the "on my phone too much" chair

good thing we're in, eh?

rorke saying thank you to the atm

French weather

waitress asking rorke if he likes his meal but his mouth is full so he just smiles and nods his head even though its not that good

soleil is out tho ...

was a lovely day today, warm evening
could have done the windmill if i felt like being arrested

that new autoroute up to paris, it's so long

on me way 'ome now from paree...

rorke struggling to get a doctors appointment phoning them up at 8 in the morning