lasagne 'dish
/brit/
do iceland sell any normal food?
yh
big prawn ring
do people there really go all the way to Iceland to buy groceries?
is the fit trans girl who sat across from me on the train to falmouth today here? x
You guys laugh at literally everything slightly unfortunate that happens to me if I said I dropped my toast on the floor you'd be posting about it for weeks
might become a heroin addict
what a fucking tragedy you are
it's because you're widely disliked here due to your awful personality and desperate need for attention
hope that helps
unfortunate that happens to me
rorke will pretend he wouldn't shag this gorgeous transwoman fucking rotten x
which one we in then this one yeah?
name?
Amanda Holden, 54, flaunts her incredible figure in a chic patterned bikini and matching sarong as she soaks up the sun in Dubai
it's been a boring fucking weekend
done nothing today, will do nothing tomorrow
I love milfs so fucking much bros
Shagged a married one once and been obsessed ever since
love that
love snoozing
love napping
every weekend is great
Put it away love
Was on the phone to my sister earlier and she asked me if I had autism because I kept asking my mum what the cat's doing and the cat in question died in 2023.
dubai
some sheikh having his way with some milf juice isn't he
listening to brave little abacus and crying
Playing Yakuza
BLACK HOLE SUN
germbro have you ever visited the uk? I swear british milfs like german lads
honoured about what
nigga are you for real
EW getting crushed to death by bottles of water
Yes.
so much to unpack lol Sponsored by a web browser we’ve never once seen her use but that she JANUINELY yeezes all the tyoime? Basst Frand Baloney as her lockscreen? Putting NINE YEAR OLD face cream on her face? Her iMac has mysteriously disappeared, I wonder what happened to it?
Also crying about a decision she’s made. What could be this momentous?
edit: she’s worried about her speech on Monday, I’d be more worried about such a sudden onset of a proliferation of freckles
doing a sex wee after rubbing my knob for half an hour
Playing Yakuza
might start buying books
i pirate music, films, games. i have to buy/support something and id like my own little bookshelf xx
Like a decade ago
British roses love German guys
Brb visiting again kek
get a life mate
need a gymnast girl to do moves on my cock
its english roses
english
no such thing as a british rose
annas archive
bendy girl with bum
get a life mate
this is the slag who rizzed up baby gronk
I'm the same. the effort that goes into writing a book is the same or more than acting in, or directing, a film, so I don't mind spending a tenner or less on a book. something nice about holding a book as well vs my kindle, but I do buy digitally if the books are out of print or difficult to get
bed for me. wish me a good night x
come to the next /brit/ meetup lad
employed guy away out for his shift at aldi
When's that?
I feel like Scottish milfs would be hotter than English ones tho
need a hobby
any suggestions?
Beginning to think there may be a female nonce epidemic and no one is doing anything about it
all yall look alike
need an affectionate ex-gymnast gf to chuck around
Business idea: Shakespeare but retold in modern East-End London
musical instrument
chess
latin
coding
church
swimming
reading
drawing
something productive
dated an ex gymnast for a bit. she could still do the splits. defo makes sex better, all the extra angles and that.
*starts screaming*
don't forget to like and subscribe
not sure if my 'god is dead' nietzsche top would offend dadberg
wish i spent more time with my dad learning his mechanic skills
you're full of shit mate
Wish that pen was my cock!
Wear it and find out
why dont you participate in occult orders or secret societies
my cock is as thin as that pen - but half the length
met my bf on roblox
just rizzed up my livvy baby gronk style fr no cap was mid no cap fr
flummoxed rorke sex arse
you're full of shit mate
watching cuckporn kino
um
reckon they should have schools where teaching is done in two languages (e.g. english and french)
that way every child grows up being bilingual
grow up
blacktowhite, is it?
What happened to the /brit/ I once loved?
wifey.com?
Where is the horse and the rider?
I fucked it sorry mate really
harold shipman sex arse
Boys. Put on channel 22
need zoomers to fuck off and leave this relic of a website to us lot
We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven
/brit/ went to shit after Anon Babbleics
arsehole needs punishment, sick of this "shit maker" existing attached to my body
incel racebait spam thread now i'm afraid lad. all the shaggers left, i'm the last one.
took five centuries to get us out of the christcuck dark ages and now we're letting islam take us back
goth girl try on haul, for the 'toilers
got the cum eating cuckolds on
you get what you fucking deserve
linking chinese spyware
does it actually feel good when it goes in the throat? i heard from people who did this that it's wayyy to tight
love porn when there's a hot twink fucking x
It fucking looms.
:O
just got done with Trans Poolgirl Rails The Fuck Out of Big Tittied Slut - GenderXFilms myself
HRH The Princess Royal's musky tuppence
it went woke! haha
but no, really it's the schizos
they've fucked it so hard that the banter has changed to people ironically pretending to be like them or just slating them because everyone is so sick of them that that's what's on their minds
so you've got schizos and then everyone else joking about the schizos which overall makes the thread just a schizo general
a temporary move to Anon Babble could fix it
first day of the week the 'morra
ok
every time I've been out with the lads over the last two years I've made some comment about the muslims
usually something like "I hate these fucking muslim cunts, I wish they'd kill each other or just fuck off" and the lads typically respond with something like "haha yeah" and change the subject
musical instrument
good shout, but at the same time i dont really see the point when i know im never gonna be as good as music i like listening to
chess
meh
latin
meh
coding
meh
church
no
swimming
already go running
reading
could start tbf
drawing
same as musical instrument but i could see this, more absent-minded doodling than trying to be an artist or whatever
grotesque sentence
i'm in bed. it's a very comfy bed. lubbery jubberly.
It's overrated if you got the phimo
going for a run in the morning
im never gonna be as good as music i like listening to
you play the music you listen to
learn the songs you like on a guitar or piano
very fun
only for us traditionalists, old bean
crazy how many tv shows from just the early 2000s couldn't be made today
how do you find good running routes
getting bored of running near my house
did I ask
i dont really see the point when i know im never gonna be as good as music i like listening to
you're a moron
invasive parasitic biomass plague
Getting really tired of /brit/
Think I might migrate to some other general
If you have 12.5 hours you can walk 60k steps
i tried some of the other generals but they hate it when you speak english
noseberg bleeding whenever i use either nostril now due to ketstein
not drinking any more ketwater because it's just not the same
not sure what to do now. might have to buy needles and starts meself on the injections
not boofing it, was not fun last time
we just don't have the technology any more
same with moon landings and concordes etc
no but i told you anyway, i inforaped you
how
im 32, it's true
Would you lads shag Xavier Musk?
they're full, fuck off
haha yeah mate top stuff
looks a lot like my roblox gf
i wouldn't shag any tranny even if their looks are womanly and pretty because their dick would absolutely revolt me in the act
you're a fucking moron m8 might as well kill yourself
till it fell off x
ANOTHER Mission Impossible film coming out next month
jesus christ why won't it fuck off
we wuz monks
I don't read books because I always think about how I would change/improve a sentence after finishing it. Takes me forever to read anything as a result. I prefer films, etc. because there's a lot more going on and it's 'real time' so I can't be as picky. Feels more natual, human.
I've translated some of the other generals and they aren't as retarded as /brit/ but generally it's the same pointless chatter, few schizos, repetitive "jokes", coomers/spammers, and the occasional faggotblogging.
The Israel one is the most bizarre, these people don't seem even seem human.
run wanker loves his runs
Same reason we're going to get shit Statham films until he's 75 and in a wheelchair
Sequel Slop Sells
how crazy would it be to die in this shape
that says final and its just his face so I reckon thats it now
The final
this will be the last apparently
For me it's reading 2 pages and then thinking I'm as good as this guy and then writing 1 sentence and quitting and feeling proud of it.
You guys are adorable.
seething saxon
finally bought a good 3.5 to usb adapter, all the previous ones were absolute cheap dogshit, kept breaking or wobbling in the usb slot losing contact. a miser pays twice I guess.
Me if I was fucking delusional
back from the pub. alri
rorke grabbing his thesaurus midway through the first page of green eggs and ham
Sam Vimes Boot Theory
this but with ai chat vs actual porn
Feeling... substandard after the 5 hour chat fap. Not making a habit of that. Amazing how much better things can be when you don't do the pleasurable things that make you feel bad for long stretches of time afterward. Someone should capitalize on this wisdom.
We won, get over it lol
RIP ROARING
your three largest cities are minority english, what a win for you
you're next
want to pull down Gen Z boss and a mini's tights and feast on her meaty aussy puss and arsehole before shagging her rotten and squirting hot streams of cum inside her wet twat
Sent that frea- hey wait a minute that's me! Ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
bed toil looms
i want to see all four of them on facialabuse
thinking about the time my mum and me were overhearing people chatting about their lives and they were the same age as me but were obviously a lot more mature than I was
could tell she was wondering why I wasn't the same as them and felt sad about it
isn't it mad to think you've got the innate potential to write a great novel but you just choose not to? like it's just words strung together init. your fingers could type it on in a way where it'd be great but your mind can't comprehend how to do so.
ktimmy
corrr
fake tan hands and a hoop
remembering a cringe memory and instantly making a finger gun gesture and emoting that I'm shooting myself in the head
everyone reaches different points in their journey at different times
same. I'm just a big child really and my mother doesn't really notice it until she sees these men with families and responsibilites who are the same age as me. I look much younger too.
is she fit?
Can’t get weightberg to shift
Gonna be a flabby bastard till my end of days
reclaim EVROPA
We killed Ireland's 'culture' a quarter-of-a-millennium ago though, that's the real win lol
ktimothy
clenching my fist over a hot hob and rehearsing confrontational situations in front of a mirror
don't worry you might lose weight during a serious, maybe fatal, illness
ktim!
kahteem sterling
um
might pre-order the switch 2 this week
got 500 on an account sitting idle
this used to be me until i fixed my life. now i have a gf, mates, and my own place.
No you don't
be quiet
although im a big fan of this gimmick and enjoy partaking myself, i must stres that it is indeed true
um sex
He's fucking begging for it with those pink knickers
even if she was gen z minimum wage worker she'd be out your league
my mum died which totally destroyed me but the good thing is that i do no longer feel any of that embarrassment and shame over how she feels about my shortcomings
the result of 31 years of existence? a grimy ex council flat, a bit of cash every month, and a deep love of alcohol, specifically beer
thanks mum, thanks dad, this is just great
Yes I believe men who wear women's clothing are indeed seeking male attention
virg?
lift up the receiver ill make you a believer
no, I've had sex with 9 women
maybe a couple of thousand shags in total
god you people are genuinely hopeless soulless fucking oxygen thieves aren't you
what more do you want?
maybe a couple of thousand shags in total
FONT
A fucking Labour MP got arrested for being a paedo and no one mentioned anything here??
mates? a loving gf? a decent gaff where I'm not surrounded by curry munchers?
not saying it's bad, it's just underwhelming
nah I saw someone bring it up but I laughed because he used the word noncery
nothing to smile about in my life
you can actually say all kinds of dirty things to kids and it's fine because they don't follow it. it's like when i was a kid trying to watch frasier its like they were speaking chinese
and spreading negativity helps how exactly? best keep quiet about your pathetic life and not bother rest of us x
la sir thou art a nonce
nothing to cry about in my life
can also do ... things ...
everything to smile about in my life
well only one person can sort that out for you
um
The live-action version of Tangled has reportedly been put on pause after Snow White bombed at the box office.
Disney is believed to be reassessing the potential of other live-action movies in the wake of Snow White’s poor performance at the box office.
The film, starring Rachel Zegler as the titular princess and Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen, failed to replicate the magic of the 1937 original, grossing just $69 million (£53 million) domestically and $145 million (£111 million) worldwide.
This is against a production budget of $270 million (£203 million), leaving Disney significantly in the red.
parents know this because they cant get away from their kids but still have to talk about things like what theyre going to do to each other after they put the kids to bed
a frown would be nice
who? don't say starmer, he loves the curry munchers
REACH OUT
TOUCH FAITH
it not right, rapelad
just seen a bird shit out a blokes bollocks
sofa weber. big fan of her and other little russian whores like princess lili, baby doll. sasha paige, tea mint, layla toy, dakota doll.
No witnesses this time round :)
they say "baby out with the bathwater"
no
my baby was stuck in her bathtub
gulped and gulped she did
volvo ...
cleaned
Fucking hell rapelad leaving no stone unturned with the DEI
ah great rapelad and volvononce
brilliant link up
aff tae bed x
Bad guy in this game is a fucking idiot
might go bed lol
oh yeah? who else lad?
*furiously jotting down names*
my cock is the smallest in the world
don't rape
love instead
bad breath me
need teethbergs sorted
There's something peculiar about wanking to a dead pornstar
Usually when wanking one fantasises about having sex with the woman, but if they're deceased then you know you can't do that
So you're basically wanking to a ghost, a woman whose lifeless corpse is buried and rotting, and whose simulacrum exists only in a digital video from when they were still alive
my cock is the smallest in the world
want me to punch them out for you? you literally rotten cunt
lel
heard a pornstar died recently and immediately had a wank to one of her vids
don't even remember which one it was, dickberg just took charge
the shadow of your gay porn smile
A year ago today, Chappell Roan released “Good Luck, Babe!”
mad what happened to emily willis
couldn't give a flying fuck
industry plant - much like sabrina carpenter!
always showing off her arse this one
decent arse on her tbf
outrageous
Took me an hour to travel from the distribution centre near mountain know city to mama's lab in Death Stranding
i would eat her poo just to get a sniff of her arse
kill yourself
weird name that
girl
i want
to poo on you, in the daytime
all day, and all of the night
meanwhile at the SGC
"Incoming anuthorised incoming wormhole...it's from Rorke's IDC, sir
"Keep the Iris closed"
*miniscule, tiny thud*
I don't get it
keir starmer anti-rorke sentiments
nothing better after you get to a hotel than trying out the rorke chair by the bed
cold out
Bloody hate being hypermobile
ngl the cuck chairs are always really comfy
so the new.. where is it?
rorke at the door not sure if he should knock or ring the bell, he's too scared to do either anyway
same i dislocate my shoulders getting out of bed sometimes
its the "on my phone too much" chair
good thing we're in, eh?
rorke saying thank you to the atm
French weather
waitress asking rorke if he likes his meal but his mouth is full so he just smiles and nods his head even though its not that good
soleil is out tho ...
was a lovely day today, warm evening
could have done the windmill if i felt like being arrested
that new autoroute up to paris, it's so long
on me way 'ome now from paree...
rorke struggling to get a doctors appointment phoning them up at 8 in the morning