Honey she's a bad psych, a real bad hussy edition
/brit/
no bbc cuck posts in this thread, sorry folks
dadberg and neighbour are having a riveting debate about if Spaniards are white. Dadberg insists they aren't and called them dago bastards
youtube.com
What the fuck is he doing
who?
cares
I love you so
I can't let go
You know it's real
The way I feel
I want to stay
I'll try to wait
On you my dear
My love's sincere
nth for the gyaldem
the future is now
ALERT ALERT
ALL VETS ARE TO REPORT IN FOR DUTY
YOU POLICE FORCE NEEDS YOU
ANY ONE WITH DOGS OF GOOD LEGAL AND MORAL STANDING YOUR HELP IS REQUESTED
ALL NATIONAL DOG WHISPERERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SHEFFIELD CONSTABULATORY IMMEDIATELY
BE VIGILANT
ARMED POLICE ARE STATIONED IN VARIOUS NURSERIES AND DAYCARES CURRENTLY AS WE ARE WELL AWARE THEY REMAIN THE XL BULLY'S FOOD OF CHOICE
WE ARE ALSO IN TALKS TO RECRUIT A RECENTLY CAPTURED HAWK THAT IS LOOKING FOR A NEW CHALLENGE AND THIS WILL COUNT TOWARDS ITS COMMUNITY SERVICE AND REDUCED SENTENCING
STAY STRONG
THE XL BULLY WILL BE CAUGHT
FOR KEIR AND COUNTRY
its a black mirror advert you retard
The new 'eitch
OI
TUNES HEAVY
AT STREET LEVEL
THAT'S IT THAT'S IT THAT'S IT
writing a pop song with some distorted guitars and calling it heavy metal
love the future, me
nothing gets past you sherlock
whats with the straight people that defend trannies, what's their angle
leftypol blocking this video from his recommended
youtube.com
...completely spaced out
...unaware of the world around her
Sheffield is a pretty class city lads I've discovered
good times for a change...
see the luck ive had can make a good man turn bad
so please please please let me get what i want this time
Sir Hound of the Baskervilles
they cleaned up the infestation?
Mum is bringing a Chinese takeaway home with her when she finishes work!! What should I ask her to get /brit/
chinese curry
a clue
caramel pork
chicken in yellow bean sauce with cashews
chinese is closed mate
Salt and Pepper chips
Special Satay
Prawn Crackers
4 pack of Stella
BOSH
far too hilly
poo poo platter
beef chow mizzle
sweet chilli and chicken balls
pineapple fritters
linking up with my old niggas
me?
youtube.com
the chune
i still don't get vtubers
fish and chips
got the sissy hypno gf coming over tonight x
bars
not much to get really
just a trap for pedophiles and adhd zoomers with no hope
Going to Australia for a month this summer
Not sure if I'm actually excited or not
i hate birds because they shit on my car
the world was made for gay guys and women
adhd doesn't exist tho
based
shoot them all
NENEMAX
anime
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces
cousin finna be 25 and divorced
2 years ago i started putting eggs out for the black bird on my garden to eat the yolk out of (they go mad for it) and still to this day he comes to me, even follows me sometimes if i go for a walk and has left a few shiny things near my bins (all shit but the gesture is nice)
wouldn't mind being a cleaner or a bin man me. honestly there's loads of jobs that are considerably worse than those such as working in retail or as some office administrator/call centre wagie
bin men in particular are mostly council workers so are union'd up the arse and get good pay & conditions
whats in australia
TERF Lesbians are based
yeah mmhmm das all nice an well but dem a squeak rait now
girl i work with was engaged for 12 years, got married and divorced within one year lol
they should be but most are just old and ugly man hating 2nd wave feminists
rorke
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
this isnt justa black thing. little zoomer chav boys are running about in these
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
I found a letter, "Dear future me
I promise I'll take care of the person we'll both be eventually
I'll pick up painting, oh, oh, and I'll join the gym
I can't shake the feeling that I'll be happy by the time I'm him"
And it would be so much easier to love you
If you could only see yourself like me
And wouldn't it hurt much less when you were lonely
If you could only see yourself like me?
Please be disappointed in me
Isn't it obvious I wasn't who you think?
And it would be so much easier to love you
If you could only see yourself like me
And wouldn't it hurt much less when you were lonely
If you could only see yourself like me?
mmhmm yeah, but, dey dont let em squeak like dem cronem yutes do
is there a price you would be prepared to accept as a settlement to stop doing this? if so how much is it
it looms
you could just filter him for free.
Why can't women see what makes Eva Green so beautiful to men?
There's lots of women like this.
Eva Green is one
Elizabeth Debicki is another
Sydney Sweeney another one
sorry mate but he's sponsored by shell
di skinny yardie goons dem, dem a mek dem squeak noh?
I still can't believe how loud my neighbours TV sounds at my newly purchased first home. I know it's a terrace but it's thick stone walls. Sure the party wall and open chimney/fireplace probably makes it sound louder, but I can hear it in my front room too
cute girls doing cute things
Britain is the most busybody shithole in the world
I can't believe it
I've been recommended the Alan Titchmarsh YouTube channel
I'm officially old now
luv em x
Sweet and sour chicken with egg fried rice
not sure, i have contractual obligations
about to have the quickest shower of my life, see you soon
250 a week USDT?
Goran
hm hmmm hmm
doo doo do doo
squeakydem x
Warning issued after 'aggressive' XL Bully on the loose: City on high alert as dangerous animal prowls the streets with cops unable to track it
dailymail.co.uk
mad how braindead NPC normies have nothing in their slave lives but netflix gigaslop
Been wearing my £300 handmade Italian leather penny loafers all day today. They be squeaking as I try to break them in.
eating poo
ermm its the dog of peace actually. chihuahuas are more dangerous x
officially a tory
See lad this isn't fucking true.
Everyone but the worst Funko Pop blobman has something. Blokes like football, fishing, cars, fucking all sorts.
fishing mentioned
too hot now and i've not even had my tea yet
Catberg has been snoozing in his tree for hours. HOURS. Since about 2pm, maybe even earlier
runt
Will 2025 be the defining year of this century in the way that 1815 and 1945 were for the last two?
I wish I fished more lad, out at sea for mackerel and stuff
oval shaped baton administering a wicked violation xx nun babylon do
How is the TV so loud
mines been on her back all day like a common whore
how can an xl bully be dangerous to a man. can you just kick its face off and gouge its eyes
The sound of the TV not only enters my living room through the party wall but it sounds like it's coming down through the ceiling. It's all encompassing. At least it distracts from the traffic noise I suppose.
for me it's trout fishing, but sea fishing is very based also, I would do it more often but I'm as far inland as it's possible to get sadly
fish locker is based also big fan of his channel x
yeah just put your limbs near its mouth fucking IDIOT
cruel bastard
lad you'd get done in by a poodle
does moaning about how shit your newly purchased first home is make you any less of a virgin?
how else do you fight it then? headbutt?
People who type 'tele' instead of 'telly' when abbreviating 'television' should be considered with the same disdain as paedophiles & church bell ringers.
My only hope is to inherit my parents house but I have a sister. I wonder if she would let me have my parents house and she can have mine for £1 (I assume it legally has to be sold for an amount and not for free)
wish I were catberg
thinking about prehistoric park
I have my wife 2 orgasms last night. One was when I ate her pussy and the second was when I shagged her from behind while she rubbed her clit. She rated the second orgasm a 10/10. I wonder if the neighbour heard
what's wrong with church bell ringers? they seem alright
You've clearly no idea how powerful those cunts are. If it gets you on the floor you're finished.
& church bell ringers.
it is beautiful profession
I don't care mate
time
I don't care that you don't care
are men okay?
I know big dogs can wreck you but I thought xl bullies aren't even that big. only women and kids get done in by them
it seems we've reached a stalemate
that's all nice and well, but i do have to point out that the skinny small boat cronem are currently administering laryngeal muscle examination x
Yes.
Father, 48, and daughter, 10, killed after horror caravan blaze at holiday park
reckon a determined border terrier could kill me
that’s all nice and well, but i do have to point out you’re a fat disabled paki neet from chester and this place is your entire life x
poo fart youtuber
it looms
anyone worked as kitchen porter
The tune
Yes
in the doctor's office at 8:45 sharp tomorrow but I don't even know what for
Should get rid of my smart phone in place of a dumb phone so to speak, not sure what id do during down times though yk
no
sure there are a few people out there that have yes
used to promise the gf i'd have kids when we're 25 but now we're 26 and i still don't want kids, but also don't want her to be with anyone else so i have to keep manipulating her with excuses and dangling carrots infront of her
SHORE PARTY! SHORE PARTY!
yeah but the cronem are on their way to the gherkin and their pg tips are leaky for snappydem ting
get the carrots dangled
is it shit
Remember Pendulum?
ARBEIT
MACHT
FREI
got a text from ol' big breasted blonde chick i dated a bit last year
do fantasise about her now and again. maybe shes the one. the most beautiful blue eyes youve seen on her too. we could have lovely white children togwther <3
Is she white?
tell her kids at 35-40
yeah but the snappenings are taking place
Kind of, but only because the people often are. Christ be with you.
I'm starting to suspect they aren't and this is all just some fiction you've invented
eventually she'll dump you and you'll regret not seizing the opportunity for the rest of your life
any hair dye man in
want to get rid of my greys but also not entirely comfortable with buying the pharmacy's £1.50 dye
you lads got any recommendations?
show us her chebs
all london street webcams are offline
yea stop being a bitch
just go bald like me, no greys!
Just go grey you big bitch
I'm not going bald but I'm going grey and I don't give a shit
chiefing loud pack rn nun babylon do
she's scottish
starting to think i just don't want kids, realistically i should be honest but the thought of her being with another bloke makes me want to hulk out
I went bald long before I went grey so can't offer any advice
be glad you've got your barnet is all I can say
looks like my work here is done
I really love my £300 handmade Italian leather penny loafer shoes. I think they look really cool.
I can't wait until they've broken in so I can finally wear them outside.
my temples are going grey and i genuinely love it
eating a burger in honour of our american friends
you're a horrible cunt
catching up on eastenders then it's an early night for me x
lets have a look
I can't wait until they've broken in so I can finally wear them outside.
the closet?
bet you look quite silly wearing them around the house
would you work on an oil rig for 9 months of the year for 100k
ghastly advice
just look 50 bro, it's alpha!
and you wonder why you're all virgins
in a heartbeat
while katy back home tekking wicked quicktaps
eating poo
lmao alri Just For Men
got the nuanced and strange electronic music on
a quarter of the year off the enjoy your 6 fig salary?
obviously wtf?
I'm already quite the recluse anyway
it wouldn't even change my lifestyle
french pussy sex and cumming inside
heard theres a lot of gay goings on on them rigs
fuck off runt
good lad
not really, even if i wanted kids the same way she does the reality is we have less than 50k in combined savings and still rent. hardly the foundation to build a family from is it
t. listening to selected ambient works 89-92
*signs even harder into the contract*
I already said yes
stop with the sales pitch
cats are fucking gay as all hell
looks aren't your issue
it's your insecurities
link us up
just tell her that then you spaz
bluetooth chip in your head that plays audio directly into your head and also comes with an option to deafen your ears completely at the press of a button
Fuck faggot in the arse
getting into bed now
got fuck all else to do
youtube.com
speed is such a grim fucking drug
Oil Rig lads getting to the Oil Rig and finding out it's 9 months of hard graft in horrible conditions and not a 9 month holiday where you earn 100k
haven't got out of bed today except to pee and poo
say a prayer
lot of hard graft jobs out there that pay fuck all mate
grim runt existence. why are you even alive?
dont they work every day too, no weekends.
i never asked to be born
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done;
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
let me tell you a story chubster, forgive the blogposting
20 years old in first year uni
live in halls (which means you're living with randos you don't even know)
sitting next to my femoid housemate in our shared kitchen
god forgive me but she was ugly as sin
look at her scrolling through tinder
absolutely ultra gigachads on there
she's turning them all down
and she wasn't even being humble, the ones she was saying yes to were ultra ultra gigachads and they were all matches too
it's not insecurity
it's the new world we live in of hypergamy
I'm acknowledging reality
Oil Rig lads getting to the Oil Rig and falling off the Oil Rig and splashing into the deep blue sea
more like the toil brig
dont recall doing a poo today
maybe i did, maybe i didnt
couldnt honestly tell you
jane levy
got the AE_LIVE_KRAKOW_200914 on
tfwjlwnrhfoyduycaoht
got a table at Dorsia
would like to be a saturation diver one day
You get a pass for dat
corr the thicc ginger one tho
do you reckon theres some government funded shady biologists in a labratory hidden away somewhere creating mad species that we don't even know about
iktfb
put in hair goop, rinse out
shampoo
use body goop, wash off
soap/bodywash
use tooth goop, brush and rise off
toothpaste
apply underarm goop
deodorant
Yeah I need the fucking goop to fuck off.
Holy shit the daily "cleaning" ritual required for daily society.
oh and make sure your clothes are freshly cleaned with goop
detergent
Motherfuckers be spending 2 hours to walk out in public
Popping down to the Confederate States of America, want anything?
why bother?
probably all kinds of mental experiments and technology going on.
one day i will buy a detached house in a Cul-de-sac
anyway back to listening to the neighbour walking around upstairs haha
bafflingly peng
i'm not insecure!
tells his life story
not a word
Why do anglos hate being clean?
do brazilians even have running water
arbeit macht frei
COOL
more like toil rig hahaha
isnt that wht happens at porton down
sent him skimming over christ the redeemer's head
right well we all know what that is
I believe in God,
the Father Almighty,
Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died and was buried;
He descended into hell;
on the third day He rose again from the dead;
He ascended into heaven,
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father Almighty;
from there He will come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Catholic Church,
the communion of Saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting.
dunno, what they got?
well one assumes they do toil on there
its what john dee warned us about
was at the manchester show in february
wanking a poo
Finished reading the 5th Legend of the Galactic Heroes book
God's Eye or Helix Nebulae
god's fanny
heh
Revenge of the Sith > Attack of the Clones > Phantom Menace
a pathetic country of jobsworths and busybodies
that's you mate
so we can turn up fresh for the match and fit to insult the other team
Set up an Instagram account and been followed by several companies and influencers in my field in the first week.
right that's a bloke in fishnets with his cock and balls out then
mad how the moon is its own light source
you glorify God and yourselves through asking for incredible things through prayer
no it's not
ask him for a clue
gay onlyfans?
received
yeah the daily poo account