/brit/

Honey she's a bad psych, a real bad hussy edition

no bbc cuck posts in this thread, sorry folks

dadberg and neighbour are having a riveting debate about if Spaniards are white. Dadberg insists they aren't and called them dago bastards

who?
cares

I love you so
I can't let go
You know it's real
The way I feel
I want to stay
I'll try to wait
On you my dear
My love's sincere

nth for the gyaldem

the future is now

ALERT ALERT

ALL VETS ARE TO REPORT IN FOR DUTY

YOU POLICE FORCE NEEDS YOU

ANY ONE WITH DOGS OF GOOD LEGAL AND MORAL STANDING YOUR HELP IS REQUESTED

ALL NATIONAL DOG WHISPERERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SHEFFIELD CONSTABULATORY IMMEDIATELY

BE VIGILANT

ARMED POLICE ARE STATIONED IN VARIOUS NURSERIES AND DAYCARES CURRENTLY AS WE ARE WELL AWARE THEY REMAIN THE XL BULLY'S FOOD OF CHOICE

WE ARE ALSO IN TALKS TO RECRUIT A RECENTLY CAPTURED HAWK THAT IS LOOKING FOR A NEW CHALLENGE AND THIS WILL COUNT TOWARDS ITS COMMUNITY SERVICE AND REDUCED SENTENCING

STAY STRONG

THE XL BULLY WILL BE CAUGHT

FOR KEIR AND COUNTRY

its a black mirror advert you retard

OI
TUNES HEAVY
AT STREET LEVEL
THAT'S IT THAT'S IT THAT'S IT

writing a pop song with some distorted guitars and calling it heavy metal

love the future, me

nothing gets past you sherlock

whats with the straight people that defend trannies, what's their angle

...completely spaced out
...unaware of the world around her

Sheffield is a pretty class city lads I've discovered

good times for a change...
see the luck ive had can make a good man turn bad
so please please please let me get what i want this time

Sir Hound of the Baskervilles

they cleaned up the infestation?

Mum is bringing a Chinese takeaway home with her when she finishes work!! What should I ask her to get /brit/

chinese curry

a clue

caramel pork

chicken in yellow bean sauce with cashews

chinese is closed mate

Salt and Pepper chips
Special Satay
Prawn Crackers
4 pack of Stella

BOSH

far too hilly

poo poo platter

beef chow mizzle
sweet chilli and chicken balls
pineapple fritters

linking up with my old niggas

me?

i still don't get vtubers

fish and chips

got the sissy hypno gf coming over tonight x

bars

not much to get really
just a trap for pedophiles and adhd zoomers with no hope

Going to Australia for a month this summer

Not sure if I'm actually excited or not

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i hate birds because they shit on my car

the world was made for gay guys and women

adhd doesn't exist tho

based
shoot them all

NENEMAX

anime

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Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces

cousin finna be 25 and divorced

2 years ago i started putting eggs out for the black bird on my garden to eat the yolk out of (they go mad for it) and still to this day he comes to me, even follows me sometimes if i go for a walk and has left a few shiny things near my bins (all shit but the gesture is nice)

wouldn't mind being a cleaner or a bin man me. honestly there's loads of jobs that are considerably worse than those such as working in retail or as some office administrator/call centre wagie
bin men in particular are mostly council workers so are union'd up the arse and get good pay & conditions

whats in australia

TERF Lesbians are based

yeah mmhmm das all nice an well but dem a squeak rait now

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girl i work with was engaged for 12 years, got married and divorced within one year lol

they should be but most are just old and ugly man hating 2nd wave feminists

rorke

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drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH

this isnt justa black thing. little zoomer chav boys are running about in these

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

I found a letter, "Dear future me
I promise I'll take care of the person we'll both be eventually
I'll pick up painting, oh, oh, and I'll join the gym
I can't shake the feeling that I'll be happy by the time I'm him"
And it would be so much easier to love you
If you could only see yourself like me
And wouldn't it hurt much less when you were lonely
If you could only see yourself like me?
Please be disappointed in me
Isn't it obvious I wasn't who you think?
And it would be so much easier to love you
If you could only see yourself like me
And wouldn't it hurt much less when you were lonely
If you could only see yourself like me?

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mmhmm yeah, but, dey dont let em squeak like dem cronem yutes do

is there a price you would be prepared to accept as a settlement to stop doing this? if so how much is it

you could just filter him for free.

Why can't women see what makes Eva Green so beautiful to men?

There's lots of women like this.
Eva Green is one
Elizabeth Debicki is another
Sydney Sweeney another one

sorry mate but he's sponsored by shell

di skinny yardie goons dem, dem a mek dem squeak noh?

I still can't believe how loud my neighbours TV sounds at my newly purchased first home. I know it's a terrace but it's thick stone walls. Sure the party wall and open chimney/fireplace probably makes it sound louder, but I can hear it in my front room too

cute girls doing cute things

Britain is the most busybody shithole in the world

I can't believe it
I've been recommended the Alan Titchmarsh YouTube channel
I'm officially old now

Sweet and sour chicken with egg fried rice

not sure, i have contractual obligations

about to have the quickest shower of my life, see you soon

250 a week USDT?

Goran

hm hmmm hmm
doo doo do doo

squeakydem x

mad how braindead NPC normies have nothing in their slave lives but netflix gigaslop

Been wearing my £300 handmade Italian leather penny loafers all day today. They be squeaking as I try to break them in.

eating poo

ermm its the dog of peace actually. chihuahuas are more dangerous x

officially a tory

See lad this isn't fucking true.

Everyone but the worst Funko Pop blobman has something. Blokes like football, fishing, cars, fucking all sorts.

fishing mentioned

too hot now and i've not even had my tea yet

Catberg has been snoozing in his tree for hours. HOURS. Since about 2pm, maybe even earlier

runt

Will 2025 be the defining year of this century in the way that 1815 and 1945 were for the last two?

I wish I fished more lad, out at sea for mackerel and stuff

oval shaped baton administering a wicked violation xx nun babylon do

How is the TV so loud

mines been on her back all day like a common whore

how can an xl bully be dangerous to a man. can you just kick its face off and gouge its eyes

The sound of the TV not only enters my living room through the party wall but it sounds like it's coming down through the ceiling. It's all encompassing. At least it distracts from the traffic noise I suppose.

for me it's trout fishing, but sea fishing is very based also, I would do it more often but I'm as far inland as it's possible to get sadly
fish locker is based also big fan of his channel x

yeah just put your limbs near its mouth fucking IDIOT

cruel bastard

lad you'd get done in by a poodle

does moaning about how shit your newly purchased first home is make you any less of a virgin?

how else do you fight it then? headbutt?

People who type 'tele' instead of 'telly' when abbreviating 'television' should be considered with the same disdain as paedophiles & church bell ringers.

My only hope is to inherit my parents house but I have a sister. I wonder if she would let me have my parents house and she can have mine for £1 (I assume it legally has to be sold for an amount and not for free)

wish I were catberg

thinking about prehistoric park

I have my wife 2 orgasms last night. One was when I ate her pussy and the second was when I shagged her from behind while she rubbed her clit. She rated the second orgasm a 10/10. I wonder if the neighbour heard

what's wrong with church bell ringers? they seem alright

You've clearly no idea how powerful those cunts are. If it gets you on the floor you're finished.

& church bell ringers.

it is beautiful profession

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I don't care mate

time

I don't care that you don't care

are men okay?

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I know big dogs can wreck you but I thought xl bullies aren't even that big. only women and kids get done in by them

it seems we've reached a stalemate

that's all nice and well, but i do have to point out that the skinny small boat cronem are currently administering laryngeal muscle examination x

Yes.

Father, 48, and daughter, 10, killed after horror caravan blaze at holiday park

reckon a determined border terrier could kill me

that’s all nice and well, but i do have to point out you’re a fat disabled paki neet from chester and this place is your entire life x

poo fart youtuber

anyone worked as kitchen porter

Yes

in the doctor's office at 8:45 sharp tomorrow but I don't even know what for

Should get rid of my smart phone in place of a dumb phone so to speak, not sure what id do during down times though yk

no

sure there are a few people out there that have yes

used to promise the gf i'd have kids when we're 25 but now we're 26 and i still don't want kids, but also don't want her to be with anyone else so i have to keep manipulating her with excuses and dangling carrots infront of her

SHORE PARTY! SHORE PARTY!

yeah but the cronem are on their way to the gherkin and their pg tips are leaky for snappydem ting

get the carrots dangled

is it shit

ARBEIT
MACHT
FREI

got a text from ol' big breasted blonde chick i dated a bit last year
do fantasise about her now and again. maybe shes the one. the most beautiful blue eyes youve seen on her too. we could have lovely white children togwther <3

tell her kids at 35-40

yeah but the snappenings are taking place

Kind of, but only because the people often are. Christ be with you.

I'm starting to suspect they aren't and this is all just some fiction you've invented

eventually she'll dump you and you'll regret not seizing the opportunity for the rest of your life

any hair dye man in
want to get rid of my greys but also not entirely comfortable with buying the pharmacy's £1.50 dye

you lads got any recommendations?

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show us her chebs

all london street webcams are offline

yea stop being a bitch

just go bald like me, no greys!

Just go grey you big bitch

I'm not going bald but I'm going grey and I don't give a shit

chiefing loud pack rn nun babylon do

she's scottish
starting to think i just don't want kids, realistically i should be honest but the thought of her being with another bloke makes me want to hulk out

I went bald long before I went grey so can't offer any advice
be glad you've got your barnet is all I can say

looks like my work here is done

I really love my £300 handmade Italian leather penny loafer shoes. I think they look really cool.
I can't wait until they've broken in so I can finally wear them outside.

my temples are going grey and i genuinely love it

eating a burger in honour of our american friends

you're a horrible cunt

catching up on eastenders then it's an early night for me x

lets have a look

I can't wait until they've broken in so I can finally wear them outside.

the closet?

bet you look quite silly wearing them around the house

would you work on an oil rig for 9 months of the year for 100k

ghastly advice

just look 50 bro, it's alpha!

and you wonder why you're all virgins

in a heartbeat

while katy back home tekking wicked quicktaps

eating poo

lmao alri Just For Men

got the nuanced and strange electronic music on

a quarter of the year off the enjoy your 6 fig salary?
obviously wtf?
I'm already quite the recluse anyway
it wouldn't even change my lifestyle

french pussy sex and cumming inside

heard theres a lot of gay goings on on them rigs

fuck off runt
good lad

not really, even if i wanted kids the same way she does the reality is we have less than 50k in combined savings and still rent. hardly the foundation to build a family from is it

t. listening to selected ambient works 89-92

*signs even harder into the contract*

I already said yes
stop with the sales pitch

cats are fucking gay as all hell

looks aren't your issue
it's your insecurities

link us up

just tell her that then you spaz

bluetooth chip in your head that plays audio directly into your head and also comes with an option to deafen your ears completely at the press of a button

getting into bed now
got fuck all else to do

speed is such a grim fucking drug

Oil Rig lads getting to the Oil Rig and finding out it's 9 months of hard graft in horrible conditions and not a 9 month holiday where you earn 100k

haven't got out of bed today except to pee and poo

say a prayer

lot of hard graft jobs out there that pay fuck all mate

grim runt existence. why are you even alive?

dont they work every day too, no weekends.

i never asked to be born

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done;
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

let me tell you a story chubster, forgive the blogposting

20 years old in first year uni

live in halls (which means you're living with randos you don't even know)

sitting next to my femoid housemate in our shared kitchen

god forgive me but she was ugly as sin

look at her scrolling through tinder

absolutely ultra gigachads on there

she's turning them all down

and she wasn't even being humble, the ones she was saying yes to were ultra ultra gigachads and they were all matches too

it's not insecurity
it's the new world we live in of hypergamy
I'm acknowledging reality

Oil Rig lads getting to the Oil Rig and falling off the Oil Rig and splashing into the deep blue sea

more like the toil brig

dont recall doing a poo today
maybe i did, maybe i didnt
couldnt honestly tell you

jane levy

got the AE_LIVE_KRAKOW_200914 on

tfwjlwnrhfoyduycaoht

got a table at Dorsia

would like to be a saturation diver one day

You get a pass for dat

corr the thicc ginger one tho

do you reckon theres some government funded shady biologists in a labratory hidden away somewhere creating mad species that we don't even know about

iktfb

put in hair goop, rinse out

shampoo

use body goop, wash off

soap/bodywash

use tooth goop, brush and rise off

toothpaste

apply underarm goop

deodorant

Yeah I need the fucking goop to fuck off.

Holy shit the daily "cleaning" ritual required for daily society.

oh and make sure your clothes are freshly cleaned with goop

detergent

Motherfuckers be spending 2 hours to walk out in public

Popping down to the Confederate States of America, want anything?

why bother?

probably all kinds of mental experiments and technology going on.

one day i will buy a detached house in a Cul-de-sac
anyway back to listening to the neighbour walking around upstairs haha

bafflingly peng

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i'm not insecure!

tells his life story

not a word

Why do anglos hate being clean?

do brazilians even have running water

arbeit macht frei
COOL

more like toil rig hahaha

isnt that wht happens at porton down

sent him skimming over christ the redeemer's head

right well we all know what that is

I believe in God,
the Father Almighty,
Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died and was buried;
He descended into hell;
on the third day He rose again from the dead;
He ascended into heaven,
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father Almighty;
from there He will come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Catholic Church,
the communion of Saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting.

dunno, what they got?

well one assumes they do toil on there

its what john dee warned us about

was at the manchester show in february

wanking a poo

Finished reading the 5th Legend of the Galactic Heroes book

God's Eye or Helix Nebulae

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god's fanny

heh

Revenge of the Sith > Attack of the Clones > Phantom Menace

a pathetic country of jobsworths and busybodies

that's you mate

so we can turn up fresh for the match and fit to insult the other team

Set up an Instagram account and been followed by several companies and influencers in my field in the first week.

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right that's a bloke in fishnets with his cock and balls out then

mad how the moon is its own light source

you glorify God and yourselves through asking for incredible things through prayer

no it's not

ask him for a clue

gay onlyfans?

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received

yeah the daily poo account