LOVELY FUCKING CHEBS edish
/brit/
woman moment
I implore you to find the sauce
Ireland confirmed for /brit/ish sub-edition
shame about the face
Backstory plz
Imagine how many black babies they could feed
Why can't you say sorry bro? Bet you did some dumb shit
the missus
our kid
me gaffer
I like her face
vulgar yank women vs supreme italian beauty
to 22 yr old unemployed lad, I'd say it's pretty shit working these wagie jobs, but it's not as bad as being a NEET, It's good to participate in society and get moving, even if that's just motivation to improve your career prospects/life
don't care what you like
Men who drive exactly to the speed limit
actually fucking mental how fit my mother was back in the day like not even taking the piss
so fit to the point it’s not even weird for me to say that
she’s dead now anyway
shame about the face
"Weird"
This is the latest liberal shibboleth
lets have a look then
if this is about the woman going out dressed in a quasi bikini you are in the RIGGHT lad don't you DARE apologize!
Did you inherit her shagger genes? If your dad was a mong and you're just son of mong that would be tragic
...take after your dad, don't you?
she's dogpilled isn't she
in the sewer all alone
mad how nobody did the speed limit when it was 30 but now it's 20 they all stick to it
*drives up in a delorean*
alri
Problem with getting a real job from the dole, assuming a real job actually pays at least double what you get on the dole (like here), is lifestyle creep
I went from being on the dole living a shite little flat with my mam to ending up buying a fucking house she can live in with me since I can't be arsed putting her into a home
Alri incestlad? Rapelad might be up your alley
dad was good looking too
absolute travesty how I’ve turned out
Mine as well. I wonder if there is a correlation there, good looking mothers giving birth to schizophrenics at a much higher rate or something.
A man requesting a song from a DJ
ktim
love pissing people off by being pedantic and not speeding up until exactly past the sign
you fat/lazy or just unfortunately ugly? If you've got good genes put some damn effort in!
don't have the heart to make fun of you anymore
i'm sorry la
you the saffer who used to post pictures of your mum years ago? she was pretty fit tbf
reckon i'll make din dins soon
in tesco, baring my teeth like a threatened chimp because i rememebered something embarrassing
yeah?
shibboleth
you say this and want us to call you weird?
what if she vibes with the song doh
Post a pic and brief biography. I *might* be able to help you
kek, I've had full blown panic attacks in public thinking about cringey past situations
Peel back lid halfway
Remove sachet
Pour boiling water to fill line
Re-cover pot with lid
Leave for 2 mins
man up ninny. the past is the past
well?
really want to try deep fried mars bar
I'm no mathematician, but as a slightly above average looker (7/10) I'd need at LEAST an 8 or 9 gf to avoid our children looking terrible.
me against the world
this is an example of the face i make when i laugh at your posts
Sir Keir Starmer
recently learned to laugh that shit of, used to say 'fuck shit gotta kill myself ' out loud
How would you actually react if you learned your future daughter fucked your dog?
I'm tired of these female lying.
me mum's still looking youthful and she's approaching her fucking 50s
bit of gray here and there and some minor wrinkles in her face, that's it
me dad's even crazier
50
full head of hair
literally ZERO (0) gray hairs
still looks like he's in his late 30s at most
meanwhile I'm balding nw3 since 18
fuck this gay earth lmao
as a slightly above average looker
no you're not
be quiet
im making burgers lad, but now you've got me in the mood for a pot noodle.
Dont buy them though so i'll have to cook
Going bald on top but not mentioning it and you can see it when they go down on you
wanking to the thought wouldn't entirely be off the table
wank
Depends on her age, how old is she in this scenario?
abort her
That's very sweet of you, but sadly yes. Only slightly.
Wearing clothes from White Stuff
I didn't somebody found my Twitter and posted it. She's proper fit though. Fucking hell.
must be the water this isn't right bros it's just not right
Scrolling on his phone with his middle or index finger
1X years old
Probably have to give the dog away and put the daughter into some kind of program or therapy to fix her
have had five speeding tickets anf lost my license once
t. speedy speed boy
thumb chads, we STAY up
nah just shitty genes from me mums side, her brother has basically the same hairline (although my granddad from my dads side too, but tbf he's fucking 75 kek, and judging by old pictures he had like a nw-1 back in his youth)
thanks mum
White Stuff
somehow this is the first time i've ever heard of this shop
you the lad who used to smoke crack and shag prozzies?
Probably have to give the dog away
why? poor lad's the victim here
it looms, lads. same as always, forever and ever, over and over again.
alri kimi
Why do white colonists in Africa have such great phenotypes? I don't think I've ever seen a genuinely ugly South African in my life
need to make lunch for work tomorrow but really can't be arsed
same
I think I was supposed to be good looking like my parents but nobody told me to breathe through my nose as a teen so now my face all fucked
yeah i know, so i'd rather give it to a good home and not one where it got made to shag a human
i choose deen over dunya
just don't go
Reminds me, lad to get lunch early
Men who feel the cold and are always shivering
the meal deal awaits
he still loves you and he'll suffer from the separation
sorry mate I was supposed to remind you about it but slept in
Courage is being scared to toil, but saddling up anyway.
YEAH LOOKING FOR SOME FRIENDS OF MINE
no, it's a funny cartoon dog
cant risk the daughter trying to shag it again
it sucks but its for the best
don't watch normie slop, me
All I feel at toil is pure apathy.
gimi
maybe the daughter is the one that needs to go away
or needs to be put down
rhodesia is even more mental, literally from the same stock as the norf meme and their physiognomy was scandinavia tier
toil freaks are going to toil tomorrow
me? sleeping in until 3pm as use
knew a lad who was rewatching geordie shore
remember finlad what a little freak he was, similar birdposter
mum: less than 5ft tall, decently good looking
dad: 5'4", ugly cunt, was bald at 30, big cock, autistic retard (seen it when we were swimming)
me: 6ft tall, big cock, very good looking, autistic retard, was thinning but I'm on the fin for life
what do you watch?
literally from the same stock as the norf meme
no theyre not
he was a sweetheart
think he ended up getting sectioned
need them to make phones with removeable batteries again
also whilst I'm on this sort of topic it annoys me that pc cases need to be so big when you could clearly fit the components in a smaller space
got to take an exam tomorrow morning. im 28 ffs i dont need to be learning anymore
Explain
shows what a few hours of sun can do for you
a clue gained
blud living the nightmare he's still in school
normie slop
no he wasn't
annoying little gimp he was, hope he's been lobotomized
white
Boers have nothing to do with Anglo-Saxons
look into powerbanks
also whilst I'm on this sort of topic it annoys me that pc cases need to be so big when you could clearly fit the components in a smaller space
need lots of airflow though mate
Tanning lad still undefeated
I like my toil, lad
I barely do work, I watch shite on a 60 inch screen most of the day and sometimes I do a bit of college work
prostate exam is it, granddad
gyaldem?
looks like shit
its grim getting old isnt it
never going to get old me
will do myself in before then
im wanking. take that rorke
no thoughts behind those eyes. Just exists for people to look at
did we ever get to know how many GB of sue pictures the sueposter had
steam coming out rorke's ears as he reads this
the gf waiting in bed
I don’t want to offend anyone, but I’m chatting to someone and he told me he did an escape room this weekend. It’s given me the ick.
Goodness yes! Major ick from me too, so dorky. Imagine if he invites you to do one for your date
Oh no…. And a group photo at the end
Just picture doing a Game of Thrones-themed escape room and him sitting on the throne to have his picture taken... Or worse, him unable to solve a puzzle and getting hints…
Lol stop it... him panicking because the time is running out and he can’t work out the answer…
Rorkedem
will do myself in before then
No you won't
be quiet
youtu.be
don't laugh, it'll happen to you too
you seem neurotic
first day of gymtoil complete
posture has improved already because I feel better now :)
need to scran another 1100 calories this evening
look at the fault lines on that arm jesus christ
Men with very expressive eyebrows
someone describing themselves as a 'self employed AI prompt engineer'
hate this gay planet and every gay individual on it
mad how trump idiots are the new own nothing and be happy freaks now
I don't get sunday dread because I enjoy my current job
But fuck me how did it get to 7pm already, all I done is a bit of shitposting, play some tunes, practice a bit of guitar, and it's suddenly sunset. I wish Top Gear (with the original tio obv) were still on on Sunday nights, that was comfy
Also I really hate this time of year where the sun sets and sits really low in the sky for like 2 hours at 7-8pm. Make your mind up you big shiny cunt.
older sisters beat the shit out of their younger brothers but then stop once that brother gets taller than them
you can just put top gear on yourself mate
done a few escape rooms for toil quarterly parties
then we usually go to the pub after
good craic
had an ex who looked a lot like that, but a bit chubbier and less psycho marks on her arms
The Swedes just have it sorted dont' they
do you have an older sister?
*heartbeat theme starts playing*
ARGHHHHHHHHHH
Any vague sense of impending doom man in?
sir wayne rooney
you gay?
Owning nothing and being happy because a Jew wants to cut your cock off
Owning nothing and being happy because you want to have a job
ough
scanden
i unironically look up the solves before we go so i can act more intelligent than everyone else lol
you're going to have to offer more incentive than "better than a NEET"
this more to your taste then?
every room I enter becomes an escape room
Monday tomorrow haha
how can you be depressed when fit birds exist
innocent.
darren brown
I don't have Sunday doom because I was working today like a freak
she said yes lads
just had fish and chips in cornwall and the young girl frying in the back had giant chebs
more of a free lucy letby man me
would probably start panicking in an escape room. feeling trapped and that
hs?
because i'll never be able to shag them
What a freak you are
'
poor lass x
shes not right x
corrr
Rorke covering his mouth with his hand while he eats a banana so people dont see him throating it
super satanic post
It's not the same as knowing you are watching it along with a load of other people. I don't know why but it was comfy knowing that down your street in the other houses other people were monged in front of the telly laughing at Clarkson May and Hammond along with you.
Maybe zoomers just don't know the feel
Lucy Letby? innocent.
Lee Harvey Oswald? innocent.
simples.
you can't eat a banana if you're covering your mouth
it looms
she has such a Chappell coded face x
white?
ill watch it with you
numbers digits repeat go go
leftypol swallowing apples whole
no comment
ye
They can only get it from sports. And most don't even watch them they just watch highlights.
NIIIIIIIGGGGGEEERRRRRRRRRR
worst general on the board
FUCK YOU /brit/ FUCK YOU
deegs getting the devil get out of nowhere
howling
does a mortgage advisor just tell you to save money?
bro the type to squeal like a little girl in a haunted house LOL
Checked
All those highrise office buildings and buildings scraping the sky.
It's all the ground floor now.
you lads fancy a trip to /polska/?
Canslad's advice for those who have the Sunday scaries: get enough money to buy your own house with a bank loan, pay it off, get a job where you genuinely can't be fired from without the company going fucking panic mode for a few weeks at least, make yourself so important to SMT that they'll give you a 60 inch screen in your office and then enjoy the cans
where in cornwall
did her arse fall off
Witnessed.
imagine how shit your general is if half your posters flock to look at repeating numbers
that's the most entertaining thing they have going on
Hate how the Internet has developed lads
Normalcattle, third worlders and big tech have ruined it
The Internet was originally a place of free discussion for white people, with anonymity and charm
Forums were great
newfag fuck off
of course you can
My niggas :-)
We're all in here by the way
it's another scam job to keep the scam house selling market afloat
haha
Poo Rorke City
Think I'll head to costco for a hotdog and a roast chicken, want anything lads?
beef strokingoff
t. failed p*do get
one of those massive snickers please mate
This Brit in another thread trying to talk up bong women
To me the most mental thing about the whole Letby saga is that she was a femcel. It almost defies the laws of nature. In my area she couldn't and wouldn't go 3 months without a boyfriend from age 16 onwards.
zrób mi loda cwelu jebany
link us up senpai
RIP Hamster forums
A nice evening in deanoland
might start writing letters to lucy
Lovely chebs you got there. It'd be a shame if someone were to bite them.
jak już zgodnie ze swoim przeznaczeniem skończysz w więzieniu to będziesz miał dużo czasu na spełnianie się w swoim degenerackim hobby :*
know it's meant to just be a bit of fruity banter but i'd probably be happy in a gay relationship
strong bf who can cuddle me and i can be vulnerable around
Why do you think she got the blame?
She was seen as 'weird' because she wasn't an alcoholic slapper who was out fucking anything that gave her a free drink
reckon she was too picky: probably wanted a bf who was at least semi-posh but was a bit too dim and provincial for that type.
twoja morda muj huj i ciągnij
Zgubiłeś się, chłopczyku?
grim, bet they aren't cheap either
know where this is
blurred her bag but not her face
google maps on a mad one
What's gonna happen to the stock market tomorrow?
you're just a weak male. too scared to take charge. trannies are the same
paki doc tried to get with her, she said no, he was the one who gave 'evidence'
There has been an uptick of police related shootings in the news this year
where
Are you Christian?
okay? so sue me? >:(
glasgow
no but sometimes i wish i was
Christmas cake woman
Herbivore man
1. The doctors were in denial and trying to cover for their own fuckups
1. Since Shipman people have been on the lookout for the next Shipman. All this true crime shite on TV has turned everybody and their mother into an amateur detective
2. She was a timid, geeky, white English girl and thus was perceived as an easy target
is that suburban houses? i’m going insane! this is dystopia!
Right then!
i think I'll play a bit of a video game for an hour or two then get some food and sleep
To sheds you say?
minging newbuilds mate
All you have to do is call on Jesus Christ and ask to be born again. Then have a personal fellowship with Him. Jesus Christ is very funny, but also my Lord and Saviour. Amen
grown balding man farting under the covers in his childhood bedroom
they were built in the early 2000s
they’re blairboxes
we just going to ignore the fact she openly talked about killing babies then or what
There was one Paki doc who was out for her but he's a confirmed fag I'm quite sure. The married doc that she had a crush on may have been Paki as well but he didn't do anything to try to take her down; he actually stuck by her for quite awhile.
We get together the times we caaaan
who care
deano's morning pov
still can't believe yank roof tiles are basically made of what goes on top of our sheds because slate tiles would be too heavy for their wooden houses
Anon Babble is at 211% of its normal post rate lol
yeah newbuild
Arse too big
can tell from her arms she's an ancient slag
dont care lol
yea i don't believe in any of that
literally fuck all wrong with this
my fit girlfriend is wearing spandex gym wear at home oh no ahhh this is terrible
*continues drinking*
need a hobby
what do you think of these:
guitar/bass (can't decide which one)
repairing bikes (would like it to be cars but that seems to expensive/fiddly)
tech/electronics (more than just 'on my computer', making servers and stuff)
all pink?
need to shower
If you don't believe in it why not just say a prayer to God and ask for exactly that?
stamp collecting
co to kurwa jest
Bikes as in bicycles? Would do that if so, e-mail girls love bikes
guitar
First one can make you friends but you'll be seen as 'this cunt needs to bring his guitar to every party'
Second one might make you more money
Third one is fucking pointless. 'Making servers' and do what? Anyone company worth its salt will buy them from a VAR or just host them in the cloud if they don't want on-prem
because my heart wouldn't be in it, what's the point of an atheist prayer?
on a t break from the weed pens
life is boring but stable
remember when Kane took corners
I'd eat rabbit
Lads, I'm not making the new so make it a fucking good one
Landlords offering mental health check-ins aren’t going to solve the rental crisis
Why not?
Ask for a new heart then, say the sinner's prayer if you don't believe in it. And watch God work miracles in you
Third one is fucking pointless
just out of curiosity. like i built my own computer and i want to explore more of that domain. maybe 'electronics'.
poor wee coo :(
I'd eat rabbit before horse
this is the same pace as scottishmurmurs house
a heelan coo
moo
PHysically building servers isn't a thing and never will be anymore unless you get hired for a compayn and even then 'building' a fucking server is literally just putting in the same parts on your dekstop, just more of them
talented anon invents a new computer
costs nothing to ask for a friendship with God
amazon wank services
I can
DRIVE
(DRIVE)
MY VERY OWN TANK
horse is good, like beef but a bit gamey
but rly what is
get it made
I'd eat a person if they were on a decent diet.
Poo sandwich